BBF

Hello lazy lions, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Our model was born October 20, 1991 in Dvůr Králové nad Labem, Czech Republic. 5’8″, 36D-26-37 and 130lbs, please stop pilates long enough to welcome, Miss Mary Queen! (AKA– Agata, Angela, Lena, Miela, Miela A, Mirka, Mirra, Mora Mia, Terry Fine, Miroslava Holzapflova)

150 Comments

  1. fisting a poat once again

  2. i mean – Nice tits Pup!

  3. “Miroslava Holzapflova” hahahaa – wth is the pronounciation of that…. holes of love????

  4. 👍

  5. She has more aliases than tits

  6. I was afraid one of her aliases was going to be my name.

    Nice job, Pupster.

  7. Denver Botanic Gardens is where I learned that there are plants called succulents

  8. Jam, southern ME may as well be an outpost of MA. Big political and social divide north of Portland. Like anywhere the libs love them some muzzies.

  9. 7/10, would fusk.

  10. I’m going to watch a video presentation about cricket farming.

  11. She looks like she’s fighting a case of RBF.

  12. She’s got that face thing going. dazed.

    wakey wakey

  13. I’ve got to rethink my Eastern Bloc strategery.

  14. Did I tell you guys the great news? QOTSA are coming to Detroit – the fox theater.

    I know you’ll all be hoping and praying I get good seats, and I really appreciate that.

  15. Might be bolt-ons, but I’d need to do a closer examination.

  16. Okay, cricket farming is for weirdos. Bailed early on the video. Meat chickens have the same feed conversion ratio and aren’t bugs. If I wanted to feed protein to my chickens I could just do vermicomposting.

  17. They look real enough to me.

  18. Leon, I got an actual “worm farm” off of amazon. Must easier than the boot-leg-firework version I had made myself. I’m on a second tray already.

  19. “Okay, cricket farming is for weirdos.”

    hahahaaaahahahahaaaaaaa!

  20. Dog head on foot. I may be stuck here all day.

  21. Dealership is claiming that the engine rattle in the Camry is because there was no oil in the engine, likely because they saw a sticker from another oil change place. Oil light never came on once, never saw any leaked oil like you would if the plug were loose. I’m waiting while they determine if I need another engine.

    I’m getting scammed.

  22. I work with a bunch of children who believe that summer is still break time. Drives me nuts.

    We get SO MANY requests off, that those who are CHILDREN are expected to work extra shifts (we need fewer people on the floor in the summer). I have to work a double next Saturday and there are at least TWO people still trying to get their shift covered.

    Pat wants me to go down to two shifts. I’m guessing I’ll simply get more requests to cover shifts. Right now, I really can’t because I already work 5 days.

  23. Maybe someone came and got your car, drained the oil in another location, and towed your car back and put it in the same exact spot.

    It’s possible.

  24. It’s good to see that laura is still gardening in CO.

    geoff is right, Estes Park is a must see. Loved that town, and Rocky Mountain National Park. Drove through the snow in the summer there.

  25. Extremely unlikely, Jay, they’d have to get up my driveway without alerting me or the dogs. Also I have no enemies that clever.

  26. What if they launched a silent drone, that flew into your house (chimney) and put you and your dogs to sleep with gas?

    It’s possible.

  27. Dealerships are a scam.

    You need a guy.

  28. I’m just going to start changing it myself again. Hassle, but at least it’ll get me in the habit of checking it.

  29. Well, if you get your car back.

    It’s possible.

  30. Amazon buying Whole foods

    Now everyone can enjoy expensive groceries, not just those in urban hellholes!

  31. Breatharians give fasting a bad name. Alternate-day fasting is common among hunter-gatherer and even pastoralist tribes.

  32. To the woods!

  33. At some point, I need to figure out ending my relationshit with Amazon. I only shop at Whole Foods when I’m in Fairfax.

  34. At some point, I need to figure out ending my relationshit with Amazon. I only shop at Whole Foods when I’m in Fairfax.

    SHUN HIM

  35. It’s the only place he can get energy of the universe.

  36. Hey man, the hot food bar is cheaper and better quality food than most restaurants. I gotta look out for my health.

  37. The alternative is going to Giant, which is a union shop. What would you do?

  38. hey leon, when are we gonna invade Car in’s house again?

  39. That was fun.

  40. All my invasions are of your mom

  41. Anytime you’re in Michigan, Jay.

  42. You could also drop by here and participate in a Mostly Peaceful Protest if the pond needs weeding.

  43. Or come to Ann Arbor and make fun of liberals.

  44. Or take Mostly Peaceful Protest to Ann Arbor……….

  45. Not. Just. Yet.

  46. I am your typical middle aged cynical man who is to soon join Hotspur in the ‘curmudgeon’ category. Nothing impresses me much any more.
    But Gal Gadot, the Israeli actress who is in the Wonder Woman movie : she impresses me a lot. She has that rare combination of elegant feminity and fierce aggression.

    Who says conservative men don’t like fiesty women? We like them beautiful and elegant, but also aggressive and kick ass.

    All we ask is that they shave their armpits (or cover up), not dye their hair blue, and not be like Lena Dunham.

  47. That last picture looks like she’s sitting on a toilet.

  48. Tiny woman or huge ass toilet!

    *See what I did there?

  49. But Gal Gadot, the Israeli actress who is in the Wonder Woman movie : she impresses me a lot. She has that rare combination of elegant feminity and fierce aggression.

    Yeah, she had the physical presence to pull it off. I thought the movie overall wasn’t all that, and that she showed a limited range, but I enjoyed the movie and her action scenes.

    [Terrible villain, stupid plot, mediocre dialog, though]

  50. So pretty much all of the Resident Evil movies are about a female superhero. Why does Wonder Woman matter after that?

  51. They were presented as zombie/videogame movies, but Jovovich is playing superhero in all of them.

  52. And I’m admittedly biased here, but I have been infatuated with Milla since “Cuffs”.

  53. We’re re-doing our deck. Should be done soon. It’s going to be super-awesome.

  54. Then everyone can invade it.

  55. sometimes a person is just too stupid for nature to allow to live:
    http://tinyurl.com/y792qxro

  56. Will there be pillaging? I’m pretty sure raping is off the books.

  57. Comment by Car in on June 16, 2017 12:47 pm

    Then everyone can invade it.

    But you have two big and scary dogs.

  58. Will there be pillaging? I’m pretty sure raping is off the books.

    Take the daughter, leave the charging cord?

  59. Kuffs. Get it right.

  60. Sorry, my sensory modalities are kinesthetic > auditory > visual.

  61. What makes me most sad about the Internet?

    It exposes the stupidity of my beloved Country.

  62. CoAl – I have a secret password set up to get by the big scary dogs. Utter the phrase “Who wants a treat” – and not only will they let you pass, but Oschi will show you were they’re kept.

  63. I SO don’t want to go to work. Ugh. It’s my WORK THE ENTIRE WEEKEND weekend. I’m dreading every moment. Then they have me working a double next Saturday too which then puts me right back into my horrible weekend w/o a real break.

    ugh.

  64. We gotta find you some other way to make money, Carin.

  65. Do they have anyone else that works as much as you?

  66. Probably just the owners

  67. Doesn’t sound like the owners are even there. I don’t even think the managers work that much.

    Who else would work all weekend?

  68. Your mom.

  69. Is it time yet to start raising some scaffoldings in Washington DC? I don’t think there are enough lamp posts there to hang everyone who needs a hanging.

    The logistics of this worries me a bit.

    **starts inquiries with some PA based construction lumber suppliers and trucking companies **

  70. Oh, and big sturdy length of rope. And some barrels of grease. Would tallow work? I don’t want it to go rancid. Most of those assholes are likely vegetarian/vegans. Maybe I can be nice to them and not use animal sourced tallow.

  71. Just need cinderblocks and rope. The Potomac is right there and already polluted.

  72. Leon, I like your idea. Fiscally conservative too.

  73. Make the Swamp Work for Youtm

  74. I do! I do want Nancy Pelosi to eat a bag of dicks!

  75. Ha! MJ beat me to it!

    Eat dicks, Pelosi!

  76. Jj

  77. Type the second letter of my name if your’e in trouble!

  78. Yah, sorry about the huge toilet picture. I couldn’t find very many pics without the girls being out.

  79. Just checked out today’s model without her terrible costumes.

    10/10 would fusk for sure.

  80. “Have you seen the TV remote?”

    “No”

    *Day 3 of nobody watches TV because nobody looks for the remote*

  81. https://imgur.com/gallery/URNBT

  82. https://is.gd/osM1uH

  83. We walked on snow today.

  84. I’m all in on Pelosi & the Peni

  85. Today’s homegirl looks a little like the Parks and Recreation girl. I think her name is Amy Poleher or something.

  86. Greetings, people who are almost ready for Father’s Day and clones who don’t really give a shit.

  87. Dang, I can’t forget to call Dad on Sunday. Oso, will you remind me to call Dad on Sunday when we’re having our goodbye brunch? Thanks in advance for being awesome.

  88. My aunt just posted this photo of my late grandfather. She added this caption:

    In honor of Father’s Day, here’s a pic of my late FIL who graduated from U of I with engineering degree in Great Depression. There were no engineering jobs available so he pulled a rickshaw at the Chicago Century of Progress, earning enough to pay for a small room and some food for his belly. He also sold hats. No job was beneath him. A lesson to be learned by some folks today.

    I don’t believe I had ever seen his bare legs before this.

  89. sean – your grand pappy kinda looks like the love child of a coupling between marlon brando and charlie sheen …

  90. + or – the biology thing

  91. Lauraw, I’ll text you Sunday, if we wait for the goodbye brunch you’ll be a week late🤣😜

  92. Mother’s Day is about feeding mom and taking her out to eat. Father’s Day is about buying meat for dad so he can grill, smoke, or cook for you.

  93. Beef prices are nuts here. It’s half of what we pay.
    I need to try some Colorado cow, the trout was awesome.

  94. osoloco11 on June 16, 2017 at 9:00 pm
    Mother’s Day is about feeding mom and taking her out to eat. Father’s Day is about buying meat for dad so he can grill, smoke, or cook for you
    ————–

    I really like your take on this!
    Unfortunately, Father is interred at Arlington, and “Dad” is interred 1/4 mile away, just across the street. I usually visit him with a little 1/2 pint bottle of bourbon to share…

    *sorry, don’t know how to italicize yet
    **and, good evening, all. What a week, right!

  95. osoloco11 on June 16, 2017 at 9:00 pm
    Mother’s Day is about feeding mom and taking her out to eat. Father’s Day is about buying meat for dad so he can grill, smoke, or cook for you
    ————–

    I really like your take on this!
    Unfortunately, Father is interred at Arlington, and “Dad” is interred 1/4 mile away, just across the street. I usually visit him with a little 1/2 pint bottle of bourbon to share…

    *sorry, don’t know how to italicize yet
    **and, good evening, all. What a week, right!

  96. off to see my wife’s cousin’s band play….

    shoot boy howdy i hope it’s not too loud

  97. So, you’ve got something you want to italicize? Here we go.
    1. Put one of these
    2. Paste or type your text after that
    3. Close the tags after your text with one of these
    4. PROFIT!!!

    Okay, so that didn’t work.

  98. Here, Chi, this should give you what you basically need to know about the html tags we use around here:

    http://www.simplehtmlguide.com/text.php

  99. Chi, I work at Sam’s Club. We are selling lots of meat. My dad’s cremains are at my brother’s house. He died in ’09 and the Navy no longer picks up and takes cremains out to sea. I need to remember to tell my bro to check again, now that the Red Diaper Baby is gone. My FiL is buried at a local Catholic cemetery.

  100. Its been a LONG time, so I could look up HTML codes.
    But I don’t want to break the place. And, I don’t know if you have the equivalent of a barrel to avoid.

    (I’m already double posting!)

  101. Dan’s pathology report came back. Basal cell. He won’t be losing his ear. He will be wearing stoopid Gilligan hats.

  102. your italicized shit

    No spaces

  103. Well, shit, spaces didn’t matter.


    shit

  104. You can’t talk shit about Total, and you can’t give HTML lessons here.

  105.  italics strike underline
  106. Okay, so the pre tag didn’t do what I’d hoped.

  107. Thanks, Sean!

    testes one, testes two

  108. You are all HTMLtarded.

  109. Pre is the first tag I’ve had not work as expected here. I use that to print special characters safely in servlets all the time.

  110. Ok. Boring, but cool to me story:

    I was beat tired, sweaty and lazy when I got home today. I decided to treat myself to delivery for dinner. After I ordered my steak-um sub & hot wings, he asked “anything else?”

    “You know what? I forgot to fill the ice trays. Can you bring me one of those big plastic cups of yours or a small plastic bag of ice for free?”
    Driver brought me a big new insulated re-usable grocery bag with a 15 or 20lb bag of ice in it! “Mgr said to keep the bag, too.” Now THAT”S customer service.

  111. Bold and Red font

  112. YOUR MOM

  113. Oso, glad Dan is going to be okay.

  114. Ooh, I missed the thing about Dan. I had one of those sliced off the back of my neck a few years ago. That’s what people like Dan and me get for living in places that aren’t shrouded in a miserable miasma of fog and drizzle a full eleven months out of the year.

  115. His second. He is darker than I am. So happy one of my cousins is a dermatologist that specializes in skin cancer, and she prioritizes Dan’s situations.

  116. Sean, I think Dan is almost as Irish as you

  117. Ha ha ha ha haaa, that’s true. California causes cancer.

  118. The grad program had a meetup at this place tonight. It’s one of those places that tries waaay to hard and fails. Poorly laid out, not enough tables, no shade, and expensive for mediocre food. Plus, the only parking that they had was valet; you had to park down the block if you didn’t want to pay $5.

    Give me a decent steakhouse any day.

  119. http://imgur.com/gallery/CfJI9

  120. We just nixed the Trail Ridge Road trip.

    12,000 feet + hairpin turns + no guardrails, and that’s after the white knuckle trip to Estes.

    I am too old for this shit.

  121. Fucking tattoo removal, how does it work?

  122. Next week: Steamboat Springs, Vail, and whatever else looks fun.

  123. We are jonesing for some red blood cells.

    We did two granny hikes at altitude and we are both in a bunch of hurt.

    Stupid blood cells.

  124. My best friend found out today that he’s getting one of Pepe’s knives.

    It costs more than my computer.

  125. Next week: Steamboat Springs, Vail, and whatever else looks fun.

    When you’re driving from Vail to Steamboat, turn left at Yampa and go to Bear Reservoir. It’s a lovely drive, and the wildflowers should be hitting their peak by next week.

    Aspen is nice, and the Jazz Festival is next weekend. Snowmass has a concert on Thursday. If you’re up that way Carbondale is my hometown and is very pretty.

  126. And yet, he got it at a discount, Sean. :)

  127. Happy father’s day weekend, dads.

  128. I still think it’s bullshit I haven’t gotten a Pepe knife for Secret Santa.

  129. Same, Xbrad, same.

    I watch those things scroll by on the Instagram and think … “someday”

  130. And yet, he got it at a discount, Sean. :)

    And he is incredibly grateful and excited. From everything I’ve seen and heard, you are an amazing craftsman.

  131. Mama always told me derp yourself
    Take a little time and find the right girl
    Then again don’t end up on the shelf
    Logical advice gets you in a whirl

  132. All I remember about Steamboat Springs is Rabbit Ears Pass (home of the unusually named “Rabbit Ears Motel” which, appearances aside, is not a brothel) and Strawberry Park Hot Springs. My expert skier friend took me down some slopes I had no business being on and I was in fear for my life.

    http://www.uncovercolorado.com/national-lands/rabbit-ears-pass/

  133. I won a raffle for the chance to purchase one of Pepe’s knives. It’s a sweet knife and one of a kind as far as my collection of knives go. Definitely not a beater. It spends most of its time in my safe on the off chance one of the boys would decide to use it for something stupid. Not that they tend to mess with my stuff, they’re good that way. Hell, I’ve got some boxes of ammo on a shelf in the mudroom they’ve walked by daily and haven’t touched. We were a little more hands on with trying out dangerous stuff we found in the basement like oxy-acetylene torches, pipes, pipe cutters, smuggled ammo from Boy Scout camp … it’s a miracle we didn’t lose an eye or limb with our exploits.

  134. Going in to help one of the adult trauma guys wash out a lawnmower foot in an 8 yo. Pretty bad injury with partial loss of the foot. Enough that he’ll eventually need a prosthesis to fill out his shoe for gait.

    kid + lawnmower + inadequate supervision + inappropriate footwear = disaster with long term consequences

  135. https://is.gd/HJBcJn

  136. The Pupster Boys were 10 and 12 before we teamed up on lawn maintenance. 13 and 15 before I was semi-comfortable not watching the whole time.

  137. When I was thinking about my trips to Steamboat Springs I remembered eating chicken wings from a barbecue joint which were awesome.

    https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurants-g33657-c6-Steamboat_Springs_Colorado.html

    I don’t remember the name of the place or if it’s even still in business. Looks like there’s ample supply of barbecue there though.

  138. Yeah, the boys use push mowers at camp and the little guy (13) just started the weed whacking here at home with Paula or me watching. We let him try the lawn tractor but he isn’t quite as detail oriented as I am and leaves the lawn looking like it got a haircut from a demented barber.

  139. https://is.gd/HJBcJn
    —–
    The story of our plastic container closet in the kitchen

  140. How about this:

    <i>italics</i> <strike>strike</strike> <u>underline</u>

  141. YEAH!

  142. Oso

    http://tinyurl.com/y82kxngq

  143. wakey wakey

    How come “What the fuck, Jenny” isn’t a tag here?

  144. You could add it. Who’s Jenny?

  145. It was a linky up there.

    http://imgur.com/gallery/CfJI9

    It kinda tickled my funny bone

  146. Ah, okay, I’d forgotten her name.

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