Hello hair-pullers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Did you know this is Rob Schneider’s daughter? He must be very proud.
Your model is a food writer, journalist and broadcaster known for her popular cooking and lifestyle shows on British television. She was born January 6th, 1960 into the upper class family of Nigel Lawson (now Baron Lawson of Blaby) a Conservative politician who was Chancellor of the Exchequer under Margaret Thatcher’s cabinet. She stands 5’7″ tall, sports some 32G sized jumper pads and weighs in around 10.5 stone. Please stop trying to be someone else and say hello to Ms. Nigella Lawson.
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Nummy…food.
Hat tip to Leon for today’s model. I’m sure he just watches for the recipes.
I love her pretty hair.
Saucy
Most of the action appears to happen in her kitchen.
I wonder who dusts her bedrooms?
She has delightful mammalian protruberances.
And a decidedly atypical-for-an-Englishwoman pretty smile.
Excellent
She’s an excellent example of why “they” are called sweater puppies.
Rosie would have like her.
Wakey wakey
Really good looking Lewinsky.
I remember seeing her in a side-by-side comparison with some haggard vegan of the same age. Nigella looks fantastic.
Good job, Pups! I saw her cooking show once. She REALLY enjoyed eating the steak she cooked, it was quite erotic.
MBBFGA, Pupster.
bravo pup!!!
nice job
the nigella talks dirty vid is humourous
I was in a meeting with five other people yesterday. Someone said something whippersnapperish, and then the lead engineer for this project and one of the guys helping him admitted that they were born the year I graduated from high school. I said, “Get off my lawn!” which made the one guy my age snort his coffee.
“MBBFGA, Pupster.”
Making British Blumpkin F’ing Great Again
This loverly lass is older than me? Must be that wonderful single payer health system they have over there.
PD, many of those English lassies never see the sun and avoid it like the plague, that helps. But I think she just has wonderful genes.
The only thing wrong with Nigella is her taste in men. Uffffffffff
Don’t you love solving a problem so complex that no one else in your department seems to have any idea what it does? No credit will be given, and the change will be hardly noticeable to many people.
As I was previously unaware of Ms. Lawson’s enormously talented corgis, and noted she’s my age, I did an image search to establish some baseline data.
Holy cats, check out when she was a twenty-something:
https://www.google.com/amp/www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/nigella-lawson-shares-amazing-throwback-5364102.amp
Good genes, indeed…
Day 2 of 4 with toddler. Raining and cold again so too much screen time is assured.
I approve of Mz Lawson bigly. I have watched her shows but not used many of the recipes.
We’re watching an Octonauts episode about blobfish. Rosetta would titter at that.
Nice house MJ.
Comment by Jay in Ames on May 5, 2017 9:02 am
Don’t you love solving a problem so complex that no one else in your department seems to have any idea what it does? No credit will be given, and the change will be hardly noticeable to many people.
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I know the feeling, J’Ames. A lot of the knife design stuff I do is so subtle and elegant that people don’t notice how difficult it was.
Made it through first home care visit. Did everything but the initial flush of the line.
I think Krauthammer is right, single payer is inevitable.
that video was possibly the best part of my morning.
Oh yeah, and also giving two weeks notice to the douchebag. That was good too.
I didn’t get to talk dirty to him though.
Good job, Carin! How’s the boy feeling?
Xbrad retweeted this but I need to share it with you because it’s so cute.
twitter.com/dog_rates/status/859924526012018688
Hopefully the day after I retire. Which, considering my access to the healthcare system going forward, will be never
I don’t even understand how single payer works.
Specifically, how do you go from what we have to single payer.
Basically, private insurance is outlawed and everyone has something like Medicare. Instead, we’ll get health fascism, where all our choices are private entities in name only, like now but worse.
Anne Hatheway plus a few sammiches.
1/3 the country is already on medicare or medicaid.
I don’t understand the Canadian system. Half of them tell you how great it is, and the other half say it’s a nightmare.
I know, Scott. If the dems were clever they’d just have expanded them instead of doing 0-care. Going from 33% to 51% would have been easy and they’d have gotten R votes for cover. And – God help me – it would be better than this abortion we have now.
I suspect that single-payer won’t happen nationwide, but that California and a few blue states will do it. Of course, it will be a disaster.
I knew a guy who was a nurse in Canadia when they went to socialized health care. He hated it. Basically everyone went to the emergency room for anything. Dealing with the government bureaucracy on top o the hospital bureaucracy was nightmarish.
Vermont tried it and failed
http://reason.com/blog/2014/12/22/vermonts-single-payer-health-care-plan-f
I had long sworn off getting into political discussions with lefties but geoff’s BIL over at IB got under my skin. It’s sad because he seems like mostly a good guy. I’m afraid I may have gone too far in my last comment. We shall see. He’ll probably just tell me to fuck off.
Two tier system
Private clinics for people with money, ghetto hospitals for the rest.
The two tiered system is how it “works” in practice everywhere. Which further cements the class divide the Left so desperately longs for.
But that’s my question. How do you just remove all insurance companies?
Is it phased out over time?
I’m planning for the two tier system; have enough money to buy good insurance or pay cash for healthcare.
Crap, I forgot about the VA, govt employees, and everyone in prison.
That’s got to be half of America.
They’ll offer a “public option” for anyone who wants it,
Then they’ll demand that hospitals accept the public option insurance.
By that point the insurance companies will be mostly run out of business.
Canada has a 2nd tier, for those that can afford it. It’s called “America”.
I had to go read the exchange. Like a moth to the flame
Like your mom to fleet week.
Phased out over time, MJ, that’s how it will happen here. Private insurance will get more and more expensive and less and less profitable until it just goes away. We’re staying on TriCare until the wife retires fromy the Guard. I’m looking for a Catholic health-share ministry after that.
You made several great points, Lauraw. Geoff’s BiL sounds like someone who is absolutely certain they are right in their wrongness. Hardheaded and silly considering his support of Bernie Sanders. I don’t take ANYONE who supported Bernie seriously. It’s impossible because thier socialist arguments are so easily shot down.
The Bernie-bots are now devoting their time to telling us how bad Trump is.
So, Macron has a big lead now?
I don’t know why, but he seemed to get a big bump from their debate.
Are the French really THAT stupid and suicidal?
Dear Obama,
Please go away.
–America
I’m pretty curious because NPR said Le Pen seemed unprepared for the realities of dealing with two currencies and the details of leaving the EU while right leaning sites informed me that Le Pen made Macron look like a weak effete, Frenchman.
Shit! French people like weak effete Frenchmen!
Ugh. so over this stuff.
Ethan’s infectious disease doctor doesn’t take our insurance. “But, it’s only about $100 a visit”.
YES but it’s FIVE visits. Plus all the other expenses. Ugh. This whole thing is a nightmare.
And, just in case you were wondering, this is one of those official ‘obamacare’ policies.
“Obamacare” policies are like that “Good2Go” so-called “auto insurance” that exist solely as a compliance mechanism to satisfy state laws that require the insurance. They won’t pay out for jack squat in case you need them, but you got the piece of paper!
Obamacare sucks so badly, when you compare Obamacare to Hillary’s vagina you prefer to participate in Hillary’s vagina.
Someone did a study comparing paying for an O-care “policy” and simply taking the money required and burning it. They found the latter had more benefit, as at least the heat could warm you somewhat when it was chilly.
Word is the EPA is working on rectifying that oversight, though.
Shit! French people like weak effete Frenchmen!
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See, that’s what is wrong with the French. Strong, rational, woman…no. Effete, delusional, man…Oui!
Oh and the whole effete weirdo, Macron has serious mommy issues. Just icky all the way around.
Why would a man want to hang (and by hang I mean have sex) with a woman 25 years his senior? Great, more politicians with mental illness. Wait, does she have a shit ton of money?
He’s Hillary without the server.
Maybe Cher will help you pay, Car in!
*runs
With a 24 pt lead, how does LePen pull it off? Of course, we said the same thing about Trump, but it wasn’t a 24 pt lead, except at DU and KOS.
Car in, I ran twice today…
At 15, there was no way I wanted to nail pretty much any 40yo woman on the planet.
Of course, none offered me the vajajay, so that likely colors my opinion.
Le Pen will lose. I think it’s Spain’so turn to supply the next conqueror of Europe.
I don’t believe the polls, it’s all fake.
That doesn’t mean enough of the French will vote for their own self-interest for preservation and security, or that the Russians won’t hack it, but I don’t believe the polls and press.
Also, I don’t care, other than in the big scheme of things and the brotherhood of man and yadda yadda yadda.
If a 40-year-old woman had offered 15-year-old me a romp in the sack, I’d have accepted. It doesn’t make it less creepy.
https://is.gd/b4M0VS
I do remember that every site had a 80-90% probability that Hillary would win.
I always thought it was 50-50 but not the blowout that happened. That was embarrassing.
The EC result was predictable. Minorities at historical (lack of) participation, non-college whites surging to the R, bam. Nate Silver’s little toy on his site pointed the way within five minutes of me fiddling with it.
As a 16 year old bus boy there was a hot 30-ish bartender with Farrah Fawcett hair and massive yabbos struggling to fit in her leotard top. She knew I was interested in an education but class never was in session. One day I was hitch hiking back from a friend’s house a couple of towns away and she picked me up in a convertible wearing Daisy Dukes and a tank top. It was touch and go on whether I’d be able to stand up when I got to my destination.
I read an article last night from mid October of last year.
She was up by 12 and had it in the bag.
Ace’s sidebar had a link where she was so far ahead in the polls she said she didn’t even think about him anymore. Link is probably gone by now.
Re: the earlier conversation about the coming catastrophe in American care.
I think that if some Caribbean nations are sharp (I’m looking at you, Grand Cayman) they’ll heavily recruit the best American health care providers and some health care capital to set up shop and become the Monaco of health care. People with money to spend on themselves can fly out there and get the old hip replaced or get the old prostate reamed and get it done right. Meanwhile back in America……
https://tinyurl.com/l8hvorv
http://www.businesspundit.com/10-best-countries-for-healthcare-tourism/
One of my chief residents as an intern was from Thailand. After training he headed back there to practice. He routinely offered my fellow interns and me to investigate practicing over there when we finished. At the time my vision of Thailand was formed by Vietnam War movies and I didn’t even consider it.
Shakespeare would have made a pretty good play out of Hillary’s story.
Tragedy, for sure.
Internet circuit is in and out.
It’s like living in some third world dictatorship, apparently.
Whichever of you bastards put up that header pic (I could go look but I’m lazy) is a fucking genius bastard.
Also, an unbelievably awful headache hit me this afternoon. So I took some tylenol, then came home and took a really hot bath while drinking and listening to loud music. That should fix things nicely.
What the fuck is up, my friends in a box?
https://is.gd/7I7pKT
Good evening, vagabonds and desperadoes.
If anybody moseys back in here, how often do you guys replace a laptop? I’ve had mine for four or five years, and it’s starting to slow down. Costco has a rather tempting Acer with 12 GB of RAM (my current one only has 4) and a 256 GB solid-state drive for $699.
hey – i’m not desperate, just motivated to move on…
wipe it and reload the operating system –
if you don’t like it after that buy gnu
ah rite – time to go lose 20 bucks at a poker game
i fucking hate cards – but they said there would be beer and bourbon
Congrats Lauraw!!! Woot woot! Carin is appropriating nurse culture. Sorry, Bearded ANgel Guy…iPad minis no laptop.
BCoch will you be doing baseball posts at the HQ this year?
I’m not sure if B’Coch was sufficiently enthusiastic about a certain wall-building enthusiast in order to be asked back.
Our laptop is a 6-7 year old Mac I bought Paula for school. Now used by the boy to play Minecraft and watch McJuggernugget videos.
This site, now bought by the NYT, is a pretty good starting point
http://thewirecutter.com/leaderboard/laptops/
CoAlex,
Just admit it.
You’d have fucked a snake if someone held it’s head.
Sean,
I have had good luck with Acer’s.
Just remember to decrapify it immediately, they come with a lot of bloatware.
Pinning ceremony complete.
* debriefs *
Congrats to Lauraw!
An impressive achievement that needs to celebrated with many tequila shots!
Congrats, Laura! :)
G’night nurse!!! Animaniac’d
Totally legit…http://tinyurl.com/k5l2edk
Congratulations, Laura!
Congratulations, laura. I vow to appreciate you more, since I know nurses are underappreciated.
Oh, and thanks to Jimbro and phat. The one that I’m looking at appears to be a beefier version of the one wirecutter has as its top budget laptop pick.
Congrats, laura! Now, go make all of Scott’s teenage fantasies come true….
(He DID buy you an “outfit”, right?)
Embed so Wordpuss won’t show the whole thing.
Thanks everyone!! Still a bit of road to go after this. Find a job, pass the state boards, etc.
The last few years have been a real shitshow. Your encouragement has been truly sustaining. Can’t believe this part is finally over. The relief is not really hitting yet.
After working this weekend, I’m going to make dates to see all my neglected friends and family. WOOOO!
*googles sexy nurse outfit*
Can’t wait to meet you in WY!!!
or Colorado.
Very excited.
/does this look infected?
looks away
crap. I have to drive my daughter to her friends house. I JUSt got home. ugh.
Not happy.
Does it look infected NOW?
/applies pressure on both sides of pustule
Oh. Did that squirt out and hit you? I’m sorry. That’s embarrassing.
TMI comment. I had habanero lime beef jerky at work. Delish. I cried. I’ve washed my hands 3 times now. Still burning. I just asked Dan if he wanted a “Handy” I was kicked to the couch.
It really looks a lot better now.
Nevermind.
My sense of humor not appreciated. Also not appreciated: every single voodoo post that battles capsicum
Congrats, Lauraw!
Boy1 ran over his heal with the cart machine tonight at work, has a bruise on it about the size of a quarter. He was hobbling around on it for hours until he got home and took his sock off, now he thinks it will need amputation. I have put ice on it and wrapped his foot, trying to keep him quiet with it elevated.
Heel? Me speaky de English goodly.
*sits by the iPad waiting for free medical advice*
http://tinyurl.com/k94mljx
second attempt at help
http://tinyurl.com/k94mljx
Rub some dirt on it.
Phone dead. IPad dying. Computer is too far away. 12 feet. Whatever. Book is right here on the BMC’s arm. Looks like old school Friday night.
Check out neweggdotcom Sean, they have good deals on puters
GOTG2 was lots of fun! If you go, be sure and stay through the end of the credits –
Scott’s teenage fantasy:
Thanks TiFW.
Sexy nurse outfits are a scam.
/Scott
Open Forge night tonight. After this week it feels good to do work with my hands.
We’re watching an Octonauts episode about blobfish. Rosetta would titter at that.
I saw that one this week, and thought of PJM.
**Creature Report, Creature Report!**
He was hobbling around on it for hours until he got home and took his sock off, now he thinks it will need amputation.
I think I should order him a PICC line.
A dreamer of pictures, I derp in the night
You see us together, chasing the moonlight
My cinnamon girl
Sean? Are you okay?
LOL, always refresh before posting.
I was worried because there was no derp. But he was derping while I was typing.
Man, the rain is really coming down outside. Woke me up. Along with 87 stupid thoughts rattling around my brain.
oy!!!
off to bball tourney
https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2017/05/06/clever-poat-title-here/
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