Hello hummers and dogs who know the words, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.
Your model today was born on March 19, 1995 in Basingstoke, Hampshire, England. She measures 30G-24-32 on the headturner scale, and stands 5’10” and the obligatory 125 lbs. Please get off the barre and welcome, Miss Jamie Love aka Alice Brookes!
March 31, 2017
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
04/25/17
I wrote to Hillary Clinton when she was the First Lady. Here is copy…
Dear Mrs. Clinton,
If you’d give President Clinton a blow job once in a while he wouldn’t put a cigar in a ladies (my mommy calls her a whore whatever that is) hooha.
Sincerely,
Mare
Prove I didn’t send that to her.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
She activates my Bat-Signal for sure
Arrived early. Yes it is early but he’s squeezing me in or we’d have to wait until the end of april.
Wakey wakey
I don’t think they sized that black bra correctly.
First appointment of the day. How long do you think they’ll keep me waiting?
Lazy hostages.
You’re only waiting for him to get to the office.
He already knows that he needs surgery
Quick history, exam, MRI check and -BOOM- schedule surgery
Ask if he’s using hamstring or bone patellar bone for the graft. Pros and cons to each one and the pendulum swings back and forth on which one they use
I gotta go
Interesting boobage.
If those are real, her elastic tissue and fascia are in extremely good health. I didn’t think you could get past E without sagging.
Also she’s a spooky giantess.
Hamstring. Also something about the growth plate.
Venezuelan Supreme Court just dissolved their congress.
But it’s not real socialism, according to Berniebots, that’s why it’s failing.
Watch the video, she’s awkward.
I did. Being a giantess looks like no fun at all. Plus you have to compete for taller men with all the Carins and Osos of the world.
As Pups once said (and I’ve since said regarding friends with crap taste in men), “The heart wants what the heart wants.”
Plus you have to compete for taller men with all the Carins and Osos of the world.
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Because they are tall, short or cute?
Tall chicks are fun
Short women want tall men, tall women need tall men, and men don’t care about height, so tall women have a marketplace issue.
There’s a tribe in the Middle East who do not circumcise. They’re called the Kurds.
Every man is taller than me. It’s win/win.
Erin’s even shorter than me.
If two days of nonstop discussion of foreskins didn’t bring Cyn back, nothing will.
tall women need tall men
B.S. Mr. RFH’s 6′ tall cousin married a guy who is 5′ 6″.
Cyn may just be really smart.
John McCain is a true POS. Carry on.
Moonbuggy races today and tomorrow.
Twitter or Facebook Live.
B.S. Mr. RFH’s 6′ tall cousin married a guy who is 5′ 6″.
You must admit that this is a statistical anomaly. Like a 3-sigma event.
Stupid wordpress embed. I fixt.
You must admit that this is a statistical anomaly
Well, so is a 6′ tall woman.
You’re calling this BBF (btw, nice job, Pupster) a giantess, and she’s only two inches taller than me.
5’10” is a terrifyingly tall woman to me. That part is idiosyncratic.
As a Dwarf, we fear the giants, and use special tactics to defend our villages when they come in their raiding parties.
So I changed your mind about the death penalty?
Not mine. Fry the effers.
Yes. You made a sound argument, and I saw that it was the right position.
Mare, I’m all for defensive execution to stop a crime in progress, what got me was trusting the government to use that power wisely after the fact.
I lol’d at mares comment
My word, even I impress myself sometimes.
Okay, I won’t have any of my sons circumcised.
I’ve dated a few wimmenz in the 5-10 range
Friends of ours have the height inverted marriage-
The guy is obviously self conscious of his stature. She married for money he married for the trophy. They’re both miserable now.
My wife is 5 9
In her family they have a 5’9″ club where they bust on the family members that don’t make the cut.
I could give a shit about most of the people on death row. I’m with mare.
I went on a blind date with a 6′ tall woman. We were both pretty sure the gal who set us up was telling a joke of sorts. We had a fair bit in common at the time, but I don’t think she could see past it. She married my friend who was 6′ and they have 3 kids. She turned into a turbo-lefty, so I probably dodged a bullet there.
Do these boobs still have foreskin? I hear they’re more fun to play with if they’ve never been cut. More sensitive nipples or somesuch.
Other than that, I find this woman to be exceptionally average.
Lots of makeup – I’m going to go out on a limb and say she’s a complete butterface.
Well she’s English, so that’s pretty likely.
Or had problems with acne.
Saw a gal like that at Meijer last night. Good body, pretty face, but serious acne scarring on both cheeks.
Not all noise is music
Not all music is noise
#ZenThoughts
Not all Prepuce are Foreskin
Not all Foreskin are Prepuce
#ZenSkin
I’m making maple keto ice cream.
I still have another few weeks before I can have real sweets. Maple syrup is out until Easter. Things sweetened with some fruit is ok – so I’ve been eating fig things.
This is erithrytol sweetened. It’s ice cream, so that usually is okay.
The maple syrup?
Maple extract in the ice cream mix, replacing half of the vanilla.
I’m home now, but need a nap.
https://is.gd/4Elw1U
Where all da white foreskins at?
Your mom’s place.
What is HS position on the death penalty?
I assumed its that we should keep these fine gentleman locked up for life because killin ain’t right.
That’s only part of it.
It is indeed barbaric.
It’s also more expensive.
It is not a deterrent to crime.
It traumatizes the family of the criminal.
But the biggest reason is that you have to assume that the government did its job right.
They fucking never do.
I don’t care about the criminals family. That it’s more expensive is – etc – a flaw in the system.
Someone hurt my kids,I could kill them myself.
These people deserve the electric chair.
http://www.theblaze.com/news/2013/08/13/the-gruesome-story-of-a-murdered-tennessee-couple-you-may-have-never-heard-about-but-that-you-will-never-forget/
I’m not trying to persuade anyone. MJ asked for my position. I’m just stating my reasons.
You’d have a better deterrent against crime by reinstating the whipping post. A lot of criminal behavior would be stopped early.
I’m 100% in favor of corporal punishment.
Remember when that dumb fuck was caned in Singapore, and the liberals became unhinged?
LOL Good times.
LOL
Talk about unhinged.
Well, that’s letting it all hang out, so to speak.
When the dogfuckers and goatfuckers come up with their flag and demand that everybody take the day off to admire them running it up a prominent public flagpole, I wonder what colors they’ll choose. Twill be interesting to see.
https://is.gd/af32Do
Kneel before Twill!
https://is.gd/af32Do
Not gonna lie, that hits a sore spot.
Meet the NEETs sounds like a bad sitcom.
Just paid off my truck. *Happy dance*
Not gonna lie, that hits a sore spot.
Have you thought of making your own flag?
https://is.gd/pwJU9k
Have you thought of making your own flag?
http://imgur.com/gallery/CjlfXwG
Ahhahaha ewwww.
Paid off vehicles are wonderful to drive. Mine has been paid off for 6 or 7 years.
I didn’t want to take on car payments, but the old Hyundai was becoming a money suck.
I bought the Toyota after my car was totaled and I needed a vehicle pronto. It was a little out of my “pay in cash” range, but it runs well.
That’s only part of it.
It is indeed barbaric.
It’s also more expensive.
It is not a deterrent to crime.
It traumatizes the family of the criminal.
But the biggest reason is that you have to assume that the government did its job right.
They fucking never do.
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These are great arguments. Do you mind if I start an email chain with you…I’m actually very interested in this issue.
Make sure to use reply all. Those are fun.
H2 Death Penalty
Death by wedgie
Super swirlie
Pressure Washer Wet Willy
Raw Meat Suit In Pit Bull Breeding Facility
MAGA Hat At UC Berkeley
Gluten
These are great arguments. Do you mind if I start an email chain with you…I’m actually very interested in this issue.
Tomorrow. I’m just walking out the door.
Burpess until you die.
Now what should we talk about?
https://is.gd/SMvasw
Death by snu snu, of course.
https://is.gd/cDVeiJ
So, are we done talking about foreskins for the time being?
Foreskins are a scam.
We’ve cut off that line of discussion.
Yup. We’re on cheeseballs now.
Cheeseballs made out of what?
Cheeseballs are barbaric.
Oscar Mayer buys all the foreskins.
Where’s Laura with the iron maiden for Shawn?
Dear Angry Idiot,
You know why businesses have those “Not Responsible for Lost or Stolen Items” signs up? It’s because your dumb ass leaves your phone on a chair and wanders off for a few minutes. Yes, it sucks that not everyone is honest and upstanding, but that’s a lesson you should have learned sometime around elementary school. Should your phone and/or your rose-tinted glasses turn up, we’ll hold on to them for you.
love and kisses,
Sean
Learned it in elementary school.
Uncle Sam and the US Army cemented the knowledge in my brain.
“Oscar Mayer buys all the foreskins.”
is that kosher
“Cheeseballs are barbaric.”
not really – just not hygienic
p.s. No, nobody turned in your foreskin, either.
“Learned it in elementary school. ”
hahaaaa –
i completely forgot the :
losers weepers, finders keepers meme
*wonders what mother fucker found my foreskin*
* throws slab of baloney at jam2 *
To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether’tis nobler if the dong is to suffer
The ham fisted atrocities of outrageous interns,
Or to take short-Arms against the Semens of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to fester, to weep
No more; and by a weeping, to say we end
the dick-ache, and the thousand natural jacks
that Flesh is heir to? ‘Tis a consummation
devoutly to be wished. To glide, to skeet,
To skeet, perchance to Dream; aye, there’s the rub,
for in that skeet of death, what dreams may come,
when we have shuffled off this knuckle toil,
must give us pause.
– Yankspear
https://is.gd/eazeRf
“* throws slab of baloney at jam2 *”
heh –
there it is
*Throws blog at panties
Wait…
The prosecutor called to thank us for our testimony, and our patience.
He said the jury returned the verdict “very quickly” and the asshole is guilty.
As this was “Not His First Rodeo”, he’s gonna do time.
I thanked him for the call and told him that I hoped we never saw him again. He laughed, and said he hoped the same thing…
/fin
Ph’orsquin.
I get that a lot too Chris
Programming note:
April 4: We will be discussing suicide prevention.
Jimbro,
I hope that you do not take offense at it!
I mean, who could blame them for not wanting to bring another, or the same, broken child to see you?
Wiser,
April 4, we(Anita & I) will have been married for 48 years, to each other.
Great timing, my friend…
April 4, we(Anita & I) will have been married for 48 years, to each other.
Great timing, my friend…
Why not 49?
There’s another reason why I chose that date, but congrats!
Good on you, wiser.
Good on you, wiser.
You know what would would be really cool?
If we remember our friend on that day.
I know I will.
“If we remember our friend on that day.
I know I will.”
I will too, my friend. I miss that big lug…
Right there with you.
I derp as the days go by
I long for the nights to go by
I hear the knock on my door that never comes
I hear the telephone that hasn’t rung
‘Sup Fools?
April 1: Beware of false tales told by silly people.
Also, I’ve decided to convert to luciferianism and I’m transitioning to a satyr.
Does that increase your access to high quality vagina?
Based on the illustrations I’ve seen, satyrs focus on quantity over quality.
Today is grow box building and the start of about half my seeds. Should have plants ready by memorial day.
Today is grow box building and the start of about half my seeds. Should have plants ready by memorial day.
Me too.
Is growing dope legal in south Canada?
You’re building grow boxes, Pupster, or just starting some seeds?
https://is.gd/7Oui0m
Is growing dope legal in south Canada?
Medical is OK, recreational will require a change to the state’s constitution, will take a few years.
http://www.twincities.com/2017/02/09/minnesota-legislators-propose-legalizing-marijuana-use/
https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2017/04/01/april-fool-silliness/
Heh, I drove my little brother and a friend of his from our neighborhood to the Worcester Coliseum (as it was called then) to see Tears For Fears. It had to be around 1984 or 5 when they were HUUGE. We sat on the floor surrounded by screaming teenage girls and that was one of the first times in my life I remember feeling old.
Show was great, still like TFF
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