New Sunday poat

I was trying to think of something clever to say about Daylight Savings Time and gave up.
I need some funneh, how about you?
Someone warn Sean.


Me.

Peej?

And for Oso.

Y’all have a good day.

131 Comments

  1. Gooooooooood MORNING! Thanks for the poat Roamie.

  2. wakey wakey those of us still left.

    I plan on living for decades and decades more.

  3. http://tinyurl.com/hck2hrg

  4. I’m hoping for at least a century.

  5. We’re all gonna live forever since the Singularity is only ten years away. Ray Kurzweil told me so…

  6. Day 2 of Guard weekend. So far no tantrums.

  7. 12 years, Alex.

  8. Well then I’m screwed.

  9. https://is.gd/8mjjP4

  10. And I think some of the SENS stuff De Gray is working on has merit, regardless of Kurzweil’s new age religion.

  11. Ok, I’ll try to start luring Paula here today.I’m going to use crossfit as the bait today on facedouche.

    Can you all pretend you like crossfit? That would be great.

  12. Leon, I do hope that useful life is extended. It would be nice if bodies and minds didn’t break down until the last few years of life, even if lives weren’t radically extended beyond 100.

    I’ve fooled around with story ideas set in a future where humans live to be 160, in good health for all but the last few years, but female fertility doesn’t change. I can’t decide if it would be a dystopia or not.

  13. She’s already told me “That blog thing is for you. I have no interest”. Your work is cut out for you! She’s flitting around getting ready for travel tomorrow. I’m driving them to the bus station in Bangor early tomorrow and they’re going to Logan/Boston then Orlando to see the mouse. Last year was her first time ever on an airplane and her stepmother went with her. This year it’s just her and Boy 2. They’re meeting 2 of her work friends down there.

  14. If we colonize more area, 160 would be fine. I’m thinking de-desertification of North Africa or inner Canada/Siberia with nukes or the like, not necessarily space.

  15. I ate something that didn’t agree with me and was sick to my stomach all night. No sleep and now I have to go sit in class for about three hours. Bleh.

  16. http://tinyurl.com/hol4ryh

  17. https://is.gd/mgkzJp

  18. Just curious, why would we nuke Canada?

  19. Not saying it’s not a good idea, I mean…it shows them we’re serious and all, but I’m struggling to find the connection to extending human life and dropping the big one on Bob and Doug McKenzie.

  20. Reactors, man. With enough energy, anywhere on the planet is livable. Inner Canada has abundant resources, but it’s damn cold. Greening the Sahara or Gobi with reactors desalination and pumping ocean water would be huge, but neither location is politically attractive.

  21. Desalinizing, you dumb smart phone.

  22. So far no tantrums.

    ===========

    On your part? or Possum’s?

  23. Yes.

  24. Class on Sunday?

  25. Hahaha, love the Corgi cookie. Nailed it indeed!

  26. https://is.gd/FT3XCz

  27. I’ve seen the fake Dr Pepper brand Dr Perky before. It’s right next to the ghetto Mountain Dew called Mountain Lion. There’s one more but I can’t think of the name off the top of my head.

  28. Flying back to Ann Arbor tomorrow in the snow storm. Hope we don’t end up in Cincinnati like last time.

  29. Dam up Gibraltar and drain the med.

  30. How much would it take to just buy Libya these days?

  31. Clock Boy reminds us to set our bombs ahead one hour.

  32. Where was Achmed when this guy needed him?

  33. How much would it take to just buy Libya these days?

    A couple hundred goats, a thousand AK-47s, and ten Toyota Hiluxes.

  34. After Leon nukes the Canucks I get first dibs on the gold and diamond mines.

  35. And a trout stream

  36. Kind of early for possum to join the Guard, isn’t it?

  37. Daylight savings time

  38. Kind of early for possum to join the Guard, isn’t it?

    Not if she wants to make E-6 by the time she’s 50.

  39. Before time servers and smart devices became so commonplace, I would always take the Monday off after daylight savings. We sold a lot of systems that did not automatically update their clocks, and that Monday was always spent answering calls and walking people through setting the time on systems. Biggest problem was the school systems that ran the bells, next was the camera systems. Drudgery.

  40. Starting to tentatively job hunt. I wonder if I should apply for the intel analyst positions in Europe.

  41. Heard about Lippy on Twatter. Too young, obviously. MS is a rough one. Let’s cut this dying shit out, mkay?

  42. Has anybody read any Andrew Klavan books?

    https://is.gd/1KsytZ

    He is a contributor at PJMedia and has pumped out some fiction and political books.

  43. I enjoy his videos but haven’t read his books. Lots of good reviews.

  44. I read the one that got made into a Michael Douglas/Famke Jansen movie. It was pretty good, but it was 20 years ago.

  45. She’s 50.

    https://is.gd/FakeNews_Famke_Janssen_Edition

  46. Famke has aged very well. She’s also ungodly tall for a woman.

  47. Fountain of youth: Famke, who made an impression as superhero Jean Grey in the first X-Men in 2000 and its three successors, credits her vegan diet to staying young-looking and healthy

    Not the onion. I mean, did they even LOOK at the accompanying photographs. Good God. She looks terrible.

  48. It must just be me then. Those candid shots of her “walking” her dog…woof.

  49. Who’s the meth addict in the dress?

  50. Let’s cut this dying shit out, mkay?

    Hear, hear, Herr.

  51. Oh dear, I was thinking of her in the Netflix series, probably before the vegan virus got to her. She looks like Skeletor there.

  52. She won’t live to 70 at this rate, she aged 20 years in the last 3.

  53. I was thinking of her in the Netflix series, probably before the vegan virus got to her.

    It’s all CGI. All of it.

  54. Nigella Lawson: not vegan, looked utterly milfy at 50.

  55. Show me a healthy looking vegan and I’ll eat some celery.

  56. Girls in their 20s who just turned vegan last week can be pretty, but so are most girls in their 20s.

    Male vegans are either lying for pu55y or are built from sticks.

  57. Just read that article/saw pictures and “Famke’s beloved Boston terrier Licorice” looks healthier than her.

  58. One of Rocketboy’s friends is celebrating his 21st birthday. His mom made this giant, crafty, Pinterest-y birthday card. I told Rocketboy I’m sorry I’m not doing that, but I will make schnitzel if he likes. He correctly answered that he would rather have the schnitzel.

  59. He’d rather have shots at the strip club, but he’ll take the schnitzel.

  60. Of course, jimbro, licorice eats meat.

  61. I’d rather have schnitzel.

  62. When you were 21?

  63. I have read several of Klavan’s books, both fiction and non. I used to really like his one on ones with Bill Whittle. And of course he did the best video on progressive argumentation ever:

    His MindWar series was pretty good, and his non-fiction is good if you are into that sort of thing.

  64. Thanks Simon. I’ll check it out.

  65. Greetings, people who are (vainly) hoping we won’t have to hear nearly as much about Obama’s bracket anymore.

  66. That’s what schnitzel is? Looks a lot like veal Milanese.

  67. I didn’t drink the entire year I was 21, and I was too shy for a strip club.

  68. Jean Grey in the first X-Men in 2000 and its three successors, credits her vegan diet to staying young-looking and healthy

    Not the onion. I mean, did they even LOOK at the accompanying photographs. Good God. She looks terrible.

    She is the opposite of healthy looking in those pictures. She looks horrible. I mean, not just on an attractiveness scale. She doesn’t look healthy.

  69. I have still never been to a strip club.

  70. Wiener Schnitzel http://tinyurl.com/hw4sbyz

  71. I’ve never been to one either, Sean. Of course, when I was 21 I had a 20yo girlfriend who wasn’t especially inhibited. That probably helped.

  72. Yeah, leon, that was, uh, totally what kept me out of there too. You guys wouldn’t know my girlfriend, though. She’s from Canada. Like, West Canada.

  73. Lauraw, it is, though I make it with chicken and a pan gravy with the drippings instead of lemon.

  74. I believe you, Sean. Totes.

  75. i turn in an expense report one time with a shit load of money spent at some of Montreal’s finest strip joints –
    got a call the same day from the woman that took care of some of the accounting functions; she wasn’t amused – i just laughed at her

  76. i spent $1100 on a lunch that same week…

    good times

  77. i could hear my boss laughing in the background as the nice office lady was trying to tear me a new one

  78. I haven’t been to a strip club since ’97 or so. Prior to that, I wasted a good deal of money there several times per year. I’m not proud of that fact.

  79. We had dinner at a Chinese joint in Bucksport earlier tonight. Paula was laughing at our waitress and calling it my dinner theater. Reasonably cute young woman in her 20’s, tight t-shirt, pig tails, retro 90’s choker necklace and visible thong above tight jeans.

  80. I’ve never worked anywhere that would allow you to expense anything. Must be nice, being a big shot.

    #Occupyjam2sHouse

  81. Road trips to Providence, RI for bachelor parties were routine during med school. I got my first taste of oil wrestling there. A huge bouncer came over to me and the other guy in the first round and told us we were supposed to lose…wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

    Message received.

  82. “#Occupyjam2sHouse”

    i don’t have any diet DP but if you give me a little warning i’ll get some for you

  83. did you oil wrestle a lot of guys in college?
    just curious

  84. A huge bouncer came over to me and the other guy in the first round and told us we were supposed to lose…wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

    Message received.

    So, what you’re saying is that the Mob controls the betting on those wrestling matches?

  85. jimbro – i hope you snapped the waitress chicks thong…

  86. Whale Tail

  87. I needz the Wiener Schnitzel in Scott’s link. NEEDZ

  88. i don’t have any diet DP but if you give me a little warning i’ll get some for you

    Good. I’m glad we could come to this understanding and nobody’s car has to get pooped on.

  89. Paper view? BOOOOOOOO!!!!

  90. As an Army recruiter, I had a $75/mo expense account, for buying prospects lunch, paying fees for stuff like birth certificates, buying Polaroid camera film, shit like that.

    But it was a flaming pain in the ass to do the paperwork, so most of the time, we just ate the expenses out of pocket.

    Which meant that pretty soon, Battalion HQ would bitch at us for not using our $75 month, and get out there and spend the taxpayers money!

  91. last week i had my second ever ride in an ambulance –
    first one was from a car accident many moons ago that i was lucky to have survived –
    this one was for a kidney stone – i thought i was having an abdominal aortic aneurysm.

    i’d rather be in a car crash than go through the kidney stone thing again – i was literally incapacitated from the pain

    it hurt so bad i’m thankful i didn’t shit myself

  92. Hey, laura, if you’re around and need some study music or something, this is an interesting playlist. Not all gems, but there are some good tracks on there that I’d never heard before.

  93. I’ve had kidney stones twice, wouldn’t wish them on my worst enemy.

  94. Never had a kidney stone. I’ve heard they’re more painful than childbirth. Also something I’ve never experienced. Had a lime size cyst once. Gross and painful.

  95. I’ve had one stone I’ve been aware of. Probably a couple more small ones after that. I’m not a good water drinker. Glad you didn’t have a ruptured AAA

  96. I got my first taste of oil wrestling there.

    You are doing it wrong, it’s not salad dressing.

  97. I had a $75/mo expense account

    https://is.gd/1YEMVQ

  98. I know more players for the DR than team USA. Up by 8 over Canada. 🇺🇸🇨🇦⚾️

  99. I had a couple of kidney stones last month. Not fun, but not incapacitating. I employed the usual “take an Aleve and HTFU” method.

  100. Huff The Farts of a Unicorn?

  101. Hate The Fancy Ulsterman?

  102. Hear The Fatwa, Unbeliever?

  103. Helen the fuck up.

  104. Evening

  105. Howdy Jew!!!

  106. Did you almost die today, Jewstin, or do you take the weekends off from all that?

  107. Well, Passengers isn’t quite what I expected.

  108. 2 feet of snow with a shit ton of wind.

    Huzzah.

  109. Scott,
    Now? Or later in the week?
    Looks like 21 and clear, now…

  110. Jay,
    The whole premise of his pod malfunctioning, then him looking over the manifest and picking her as the one to wake early and, so, be doomed, was really shitty.
    Made him look like a selfish asshole…

  111. Tuesday.

  112. And here I was bitching about a couple flurries here.

    Sorry!

  113. The predicted snow was rain here, though friends 10 miles north posted pics of snow angels.

  114. High in the 70s tomorrow. 14% humidity. Allergies on max.

  115. It’s gonna be about 90° here for the next few days.

  116. Ugh. Hope the AC works

  117. It does. And it’s magnificent.

  118. Mr. TiFW had a kidney stone a few years ago – thought he was gonna die from the pain.

  119. If you lose your money, great God
    Don’t lose your mind
    If you lose your money, great God
    Don’t lose your mind
    And if you lose your woman
    Please, don’t derp with mine

  120. Playlist bookmarked, Sean, thanks.

  121. Good Morning!

    Everyone go out there and kick some butt!

    Unless you’re trapped indoors because of weather, well, then, don’t sit around and eat like a pig.

  122. I’m going out with sis to get myself fixed up for job interviews. Clothes, maybe hair. Might want to wait on the hair until I see my friend later in the week.

    I need a nice business cut. But I google ‘business haircut’ and basically cringe, ha ha ha.

  123. Yeah, it’s gonna snow tomorrow. So there will be plenty of time to rewrite my resume and get ahead on all my classes. So that will be nice.

    And of course, cooking and eating.

    Chili…I haven’t made that in a while….mmmm.

  124. Big rabbit running around the yard, right up close to the house. Saw him last night, too.
    Maybe I’ll be cooking rabbit chili tomorrow.

  125. rabbit chili sounds good

  126. MMM in about 15. DST can eat my butt.

  127. waits

  128. Very meta of you Leon …


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