Tuesday Poetry Post

Roses are red

Where the hell is Leon going?

Inappropriate

Not a good pentameter

Freestyle

Enstompenate at will.

179 Comments

  1. Pupster doesn’t take the tags seriously.

  2. ALMOND!?

  3. “Almond” and “Alcohol” seem like the answer to the question “What did notorious serial killer Mare request as her final meal?”

  4. These fuckers just can’t help themselves

    http://aprilfoolsdayparade.com/

    And Obama was impossible to parody for them…

  5. Morning.

  6. wakey wakey.

    It’s music tuesday morning.

  7. These fuckers just can’t help themselves

    http://aprilfoolsdayparade.com/

    And Obama was impossible to parody for them…

    Those people can go fuck themselves.

  8. I’m having horrible visions of jet fighter/bombers strafing this parade and dropping napalm. Is that wrong?

  9. Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Natascha Encinosa
    Will crush your skull with her thighs.

    Burma Shave.

  10. 4000 kcal keto challenge guy on day 20: has lost 2# and gone from 5.7% bodyfat to 5% per bod pod testing. He’s been working out about half as often as normal.

  11. Dang. We’ve got snatches today at zumba. I shouldn’t have been joking about it last night.

  12. You have a link for keto guy?

  13. His channel. All his recent uploads are related.

  14. Jimbro is needed for emergency surgery. He has to remove my left ankle.

    Stupid ligaments, all inflamed.

  15. Ligature injury from all your BDSM stuff?

  16. Heh, at least that would have been fun. i have no idea what i did.

  17. Getting old sucks that way.

    Are you getting enough collagen in your diet?

  18. Good luck Lauraw.

  19. Seconded, Laura. Hope it goes well.

  20. Thanks to CoAlex and Leon for the lent explanation yesterday, I appreciate the edumacation. Although Im not catholic, I’ve decided that this year I will participate in this expression of faith. Its going to be a challenge, but Im going to give up YER MOM for Lent.

    PS. Yer SISTER is still in play.

  21. Kick their asses Laura.

  22. No work – day 4.

  23. Wiseradio is dead.

  24. This is what I recommend for my patients Jay

    https://www.braceshop.com/product/aircast-a60-stabilizing-ankle-brace

    Look around for the best price, despite their claim of lowest price guaranteed it may be cheaper on amazon or walmart dot derp.

    I broke my ankle at 19yo and have severe ankle pain about 2-3 times a year that will last me a few days. It seems to happen in the tendons for some reason. It needs to be pretty bad before I grab the brace but I have one just in case it lasts longer.

  25. Heard a guy use the phrase “Rode hard and put away wet….”

    Pretty sure he was talking about your mom……

  26. Yep, getting old sucks. The last six weeks or so have been one thing after another.

    Spring-like weather here, 35 mph+ winds all night long.

  27. Got my old boot from when I had trouble with the right foot. Hoping the immobilizing it helps. Also got a bottle of ice, to roll on, which helps.

    Before anyone asks, no, not gout. Not red, hot, and it’s not the toes.

  28. I’m getting the stream okay, Scott.

  29. Are you getting enough collagen in your diet?

    That’s an interesting way to ask a fellow if he swallows.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with it.

  30. I’m getting the stream okay, Scott.

    You probably should get your prostate checked anyway.

  31. when is leon on wiserradio?

  32. Nope. Tried two different computers.

    Linky no work.

  33. internet linky not working here, either, but Tunein on the phone is.

  34. Bob is calling me in about 10 minutes. Or I’m calling in a panic in 12.

  35. Flash problem, Scott?

  36. Wiser probably tripped over the cord.

  37. Laptops muted. Headset at the ready.

  38. So, this is Ethan’s school. Ethan knew one of the boys kinda well. Awesome.

    http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2017/02/additional_charges_expected_in.html

  39. If you guys want me to call to report what it’s like to be sitting at the 39th position (in Michigan in woman’s 45-49 division) in the crossfit Zumba games after week one, I could try to set aside some time …

  40. sounds like you’ll be right on topic.

  41. That’s what I was thinking.

  42. So, Keto and Paleo are pretty much the same, right?

  43. Now if you could use the phone as a voice communication device…

  44. Could I text in my phone call?

  45. Carin, we didn’t get into the weeds.

  46. There wasn’t really time in the segment, maybe next time.

    I had a recommended book list at the ready.

  47. Did I sound like an idiot? I might have.

  48. I did take a shot at MJ, for funzies.

  49. Nice job, leon. Glad wiser used your internet name, so we wouldn’t get confused.

    BTW MJ is taller.

  50. I had a recommended book list at the ready.

    I think wiser was rushing you to the exit door. I’d send in an email to the station manager.

  51. No, Jay, this was a favor and a bit of fun for me. I know talk radio has format and I wanted to make sure I didn’t stay past my welcome or talk over the host.

    OTOH, if you want me back on to finish the tale/help Wiser fill time, go ahead.

  52. I’m teasing, leon. More to twist wiser’s tale, if he ever decides to read what us little people say now.

  53. And yes, I know MJ is taller, that was the joke.

  54. I listened to the segment (while on a ten mile bike ride, heh) and thought it was really good. Leon, I’m not sure how much you wanted to give away, however, telling listeners your scientific background and ability to analyze and discern good research would have been impactful.

    I really hope you can go on in different segments and talk about Keto, IF and what not.

    Your voice and manner is somewhat different then my internet perception. Very upbeat, fast talker, funny!

  55. Than

  56. leon’s shortness killed it.

    Starting with the ankles.

  57. Your voice and manner is somewhat different then my internet perception. Very upbeat, fast talker, funny!

    He’s pretty cool in person. Has a hot wife, too.

  58. I talk faster when I’m nervous or enthusiastic about the topic.

    Or both.

  59. For the record, I thought of your voice/manner would be, slow, measured, serious, lots of numbers.

  60. No way. Smart people are usually fast talkers.

  61. “Your voice and manner is somewhat different then my internet perception.”

    That’s a fun part of meetups.

  62. I stopped in to see my State Farm guy today.

    He informed me that rental car insurance is a scam.

  63. That saved me about $400.

  64. That’s a fun part of meetups.

    True that.

  65. Numbers don’t change minds or inspire, Mare. Maybe in text, but on the radio? Bored listeners tuning out. I tried to stick to big ideas and easy takeaways. Elevator pitch.

  66. I think I need to give up sugar for lent.

    *cries

    I’ve thought about this for a few days.

  67. I made sourdough buckwheat quick bread from the pancake template. Turned out pretty good.

  68. I’m likely off sugar for the duration as well, Carin. Starch too, now that I’m out of pumpkins. The buckwheat is something I’m going to have to eat sparingly. Trying to figure out something I can feed to Possum that isn’t loaded down with junk.

  69. Well, I do low carbs all the time. That’s not hard for me. I’m used to that. I’ve just got a sweet tooth.

    Home made cookies make me weak in the knees.

  70. Who else in your house bakes them?

  71. I’m eating a punchkey. It’s not a paczki. I’ve eaten real paczkis.

  72. Yeah, mine were almost paczkis. I know the baker is polish, but it didn’t seem like it was fried in lard.

  73. Yesterday I went for my follow-up appointment with the doctor who did my knee replacement. I had thought that my kneecap didn’t seem to be in the right place, but figured I was imagining things.

    Nope.

    Turns out that when I tripped and fell just a few weeks after the initial surgery, I ripped out just enough scar tissue to allow the kneecap to shift out of place.

    It’s not enough to warrant surgery to correct it right now, as I have full range of motion back, but he is going to keep an eye on it. If I decide I want to go ahead and have the surgery anyway, he’s willing to do it.

    And when he does the right knee later this year, he is going to add a couple of sutures in the muscles to prevent it from happening in that one.

  74. Did anyone happen to record the show? Because I plum forgot.

  75. Record it? Hell, it was broken.

  76. Nooooooooooooooo!

  77. Darnit, my stream was fine, too. I’ll have to ask if they have archives anymore.

  78. My stream isn’t what it used to be.

    No matter how I dance and prance, the last three drops go down my pants.

  79. They make pads for that, you know.

  80. Who else in your house bakes them?

    I don’t bake ’em. It’s Erin.

  81. Driving to Ann Arbor in a few.

    I think I’ll stop by Hotspur’s office …

  82. We moved.

  83. I don’t bake ’em. It’s Erin.

    She must be stopped!

  84. I know, hotspur. I’m joshing.

    Yes, Erin needs to be stopped.

  85. A lot of talking in this library.

    Y’all must be hosenfuckers.

  86. HEY!!!!!!

    HEY!!!!!

    THIS IS LIBRARY!!!!!

  87. Who’s the new guy?

  88. Kidding, how’s life treating you at the moment BiW?

  89. Banglar Party Van identifies as cow. http://tinyurl.com/zqskxah

  90. I’m not dead, I’m ending a great month of billing, I’m in the middle of a bankruptcy, my wife has no intention of changing the current arrangement for the near future…that being another year, and I haven’t decided what I’m going to do about that, as I’m more interested in finding my own place to live for the next year, but I’m actually doing pretty well with all of that, largely because the boys have been awesome with me, so I guess I can’t complain…it could always be a LOT worse.

  91. http://tinyurl.com/hco6vzb

    Wizer and the W’s: Somebody is dissin the fuck out of your wonderful state.

  92. I guess I can’t complain…it could always be a LOT worse.

    Those last three drops could always go down my pants.

    Then I’d have to splash myself with water when I wash my hands so I can say “I meant to do that.”

  93. Oh, and I have a WONDERFUL permanent ankle brace now.

    SEXXXXAAAYYYY!

  94. BDSM ligature injury like Jay?

  95. Can’t find a clip, but there was a great SNL fake commercial for “Peenie Pads”…

  96. BDSM ligature injury like Jay?

    Deformity from an onset of Charcot’s foot (and ankle) last year.

    I was in a fracture boot from September to January.

  97. Ow. Sorry to hear it.

  98. Thanks, but I just don’t sweat it anymore.

    My life is many things. Boring is not one of them.

  99. That is one of the best ways of dealing with adversity. Acknowledge the pain, deal with it and move on. Whenever the shit happens to stick to me and I’m asked about it my reply is usually along the lines of “I live an exciting life”

  100. Good to see you still kicking BisW. Been many moons since the heyday of the Rott.

  101. CNN http://tinyurl.com/zkklh3k

  102. Whenever the shit happens to stick to me and I’m asked about it my reply is usually along the lines of “I live an exciting life”

    Your life is awesome and you’re the luckiest man alive.

  103. Acknowledge the pain, deal with it and move on.

    I’m used to pain. I’ve been in a constant state of it for years now.

    It was the emotional bullshit that kneecapped me.

    That was something I wasn’t prepared for, and the part of the trainwreck that is my life that I still haven’t gotten fully figured out yet.
    It’s ironic that I spend a great deal of time helping clients figure out things, but it takes a conversation with a friend to slap a perspective on things that I wouldn’t have come to in a million years without her almost casual characterization of things.

  104. Scott, I don’t know who that broad is but she’s pretty dumb.

  105. Scott, I don’t know who that broad is but she’s pretty dumb.

    She has crazy eyes.

  106. I am looking forward to the speech tonight.

    Just think, for the first time in your life government is going to get smaller.

  107. I’ll have to find a stream, assuming I’m home in time.

  108. Just think, for the first time in your life government is going to get smaller.

    My schadenboner, on the other hand…

  109. Just think, for the first time in your life government is going to get smaller.

    Oh, the comfort this will provide when the GOP comes out with its “replacement” for Obamacare.

  110. You should hang here more often BiW. We’re not helpful with emotional shit, but xBrad is due for his monthly funny and day now …

  111. I wonder if Trump will wear a blue suit.

  112. Sorry, no funny today. Found out a friend was killed in a murder/suicide.

  113. Scott’s pretty charged up about watching this speech. https://is.gd/AYn6JH

  114. Oh Jesus, Xbrad. So terrible. So terribly sorry.

  115. Brad, that sucks.

  116. I’m sorry xbrad:(

    You have a reprieve. of a few days. /marks calandar

    That’s horrible.

  117. https://is.gd/_or_the_best___Dont_judge

  118. Sorry Xbrad. Squishy hugs

  119. Oh…shit. Timing has always been my thing.

    Sorry B Rad.

  120. Oh, YOU guys go be funny. I’m just not in the zone.

  121. Oh, YOU guys go be funny. I’m just not in the zone.

    I don’t perform well under pressure.

  122. Sorry my friend.

    Funny…funny…hmmmmm.

    Nancy P and Hillary making out and reaching up each others polyester skirts.

    Gah. Wrong folder. That was filed under ‘Things to give xbrad a confusing boner.’

  123. Hospice meeting went well. As we were leaving grocery store I noticed they had Hacksaw Ridge in stock. Dan to Oso: We have Trump TV tonight. Oso to Dan: can we watch on CSPAN so I don’t have talking heads? Dan to Oso: Only if ABC doesn’t have Snuffleupagus. Fin 💸

  124. Hospice meeting was at Woodmark. Grocery was on way home. Needed Zatarains

  125. I don’t perform well under pressure.

    Your mom does.

  126. I don’t perform well under pressure.

    Oh sure, when she says it no one snickers and points, but when I say it the hooker laughs.

  127. https://is.gd/yRJAmG

  128. I don’t perform well under pressure.

    Your mom does
    *******

    He brings it ….

  129. Sorry about the streaming from the of the station today. Not sure what the problem was.

    Leon was awesome. Wish we had more time, but that was my fault. I should have told him to just get to the point, but wanted people to understand the backstory.

    The station did record it and I will get the clip and make it available as soon as I can.

    So, we’ve done dieting……

    We do weather every day……

    Wonder who I should get to discuss vegetable gardening…..

  130. and I’m extremely sorry about your friend, Xbrad.

  131. I had fun with it, Wiser. I know I meandered a bit, but if you want a more structured “what I do now and why” I can help you fill time on a future broadcast. I’ll be more relaxed next time.

  132. Sympathies and prayers, XBrad. A guy I worked for in college died the same way, and I read about it in the paper.

  133. Evening.

  134. I know I meandered a bit, but if you want a more structured “what I do now and why” I can help you fill time on a future broadcast.

    No problems. I had an interview yesterday that was horrible. The guy’s writing was coherent and compelling, but he simply could not talk as well as he wrote. And he is supposedly a pro.

    We’ll get you back. And we’ll get into more of what you learned throughout the process. We set a great base for going forward. I think the fact that you are not selling anything actually buys you more credibility. Plus, the shot at MJ was fucking hilarious.

    No one knew who the fuck MJ was before I made him a celebrity. We’ll do the same with you.

    ;)

  135. Evening.

    What did you burn today, boyfriend?

  136. The one thing I’m looking forward to from Trump’s speech is when he starts right on time, unlike the previous disrespectful douchenozzle to occupy the office

  137. No one knew who the fuck MJ was before I made him a celebrity. We’ll do the same with you.

    Hostages on parade!!

  138. Hostages on parade!!

    Once I figure out how to show a chart on the radio, you’re next.

  139. Melania walking in…. Jesus, she is hot.

    One of the Fox guys just said “whoa.”

  140. We decided on crossfit Fridays.

    Car in is on board.

  141. “we’re wearing white suits. Just look at the statement we’re making! Aren’t we so edgy????”

  142. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!

    Melania just got a fucking awesome ovation!

  143. I would love to call in and talk Spring planting, but your audience would expire from deadly boredom inside a few minutes. In a radius around the station, it would be like a holocaust. I can’t be responsible for that. I won’t. Can’t. Won’t.

    That’s why I need you to sign this waiver…

  144. Wiser, you’re very easy going and pleasant on air. Especially when that guy kept calling you the wrong name. I like how you corrected him and the last time he said the wrong name you just kind of chuckled.

  145. Wiser throttles Anger Management Puppets while he’s on air, Mare. Little redheaded ones. The best.

  146. That’s why I need you to sign this waiver…

    But if we do it live on Persicope, we’ll have the biggest audience EVAH!

  147. Rubio looks stricken.

  148. I think Oso should be a guest and talk only in acronyms.

  149. This is an excellent speech.

    Nicely done Cheeto faced Neehi Mother Lover.

  150. Those puppets would be twisted into ropes.

  151. I like how you corrected him and the last time he said the wrong name you just kind of chuckled.

    That was really funny. I corrected him once, but he then called me Warren 3 more times….

    *shrug*

    Wasn’t going to embarrass the guy when we were getting along so well otherwise.

  152. Jesus, Sotomayor is painful to look at.

  153. Scott could talk about scams.

    I could talk about the heartache of wine sacrifice during lent.

  154. Yes, that WISE Latina knows nothing about laying off the chalupas.

  155. Absolutely wiser, I loved that you let it go.

  156. Wiser throttles Anger Management Puppets while he’s on air, Mare.

    Haven’t heard from Ben lately, have you?

    *cough

  157. Warrenbud

  158. This is a good speech. Women in white look idiotic.

  159. Women in white look idiotic.

    They need pussy hats.

  160. Whoever wrote this speech deserves a promotion to Melania’s underwear inspector.

  161. Who are those women in white and why are they trying to look silly and stupid?

  162. Who are those women in white and why are they trying to look silly and stupid?

    Democrats

  163. Anytime someone suggests dressing the same is a bad idea.

  164. What effing womens right are they whining about? There isn’t anything left.

  165. Anytime someone suggests dressing the same is a bad idea.

    Hey, when are the Wyoming meat-up shirts going on sale?

  166. DAMnit. Satellite just went out.

  167. It’s raining harder than … [insert funny “your mom” joke]

  168. Did patty Murray just stand u?

  169. Introducing Handle:
    http://tinyurl.com/hb6y9rg

    Very cool…

  170. Fucking classless democrats continue to prove themselves to be classless..

    The true scumbags were exposed tonight.

  171. If I was going to write a narrative I’d say that president trump seemed presidential.

  172. That’s what Hitler did.

  173. Did Hitler ask for a temporary pause in visas from 7 countries that don’t have a functioning country that we can partner with to verify data?

    I think not.

  174. Did Hitler ask for a temporary pause in visas from 7 countries that don’t have a functioning country that we can partner with to verify data?

    Orwellian.

  175. Once I figure out how to show a chart on the radio, you’re next

    Can’t wait until the brick wall stuff happens!
    *puts chin in hands, waits rapturously*

  176. XBrad, so sorry to hear about your friend {{{hugs}}}

  177. I heard via twitter that a couple of the worst dems sat on their asses during the ovation to Senior Chief Owens and didn’t even clap.

  178. Trump is brilliant at reading his opponents and getting them to do stupid shit. It makes sense, if you’re negotiating with someone and can get in their heads and fuck with them, you have an edge.

    This is going to be a fun four years.

  179. Callin’ from the derp house with my song
    We been separated, baby, far too long
    Callin’ all you whoop-dee
    Pretty things
    Shinin’ in your freedom, come and be my rings


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