Hello weekday and weekend warriors. This has been a really interesting week for the MJ household. First, I found out that although interpuppet sex generally doesn’t end with procreation, we have succeeded. Second, wiser can suck a dick, nay a whole bag of them. And finally, the blog really misses Cyn. Whatever Jimbro, Pupster, and James did to run her off will requires punishment. I suggest that we each send them a flaming bag of gratitude.
I wrote this song for Hotspur.
I have no idea who this week’s model is or why she is so famous but I have two guesses. The world really is changing…from what I can figure out, this chick was discovered via her Instagram feed and was asked to model for a swimwear company in CA. Please put down your bucket of whiskey and give a true H2 welcome to Sophie Mudd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Note: I’m pretty sure the second image isn’t Sophie Mudd, but that’s a helluva an ass.
|1582||Pope Gregory XIII issued a papal bull outlining his calendar reforms. (The Gregorian Calendar is the calendar in general use today.)|
|1821||Mexico declared its independence from Spain.|
|1863||Arizona was organized as a territory.|
|1868||The House of Representatives impeached President Andrew Johnson following his attempt to dismiss Secretary of War Edwin M. Stanton; the Senate later acquitted Johnson.|
|1903||The United States signed an agreement acquiring a naval station at Guantanamo Bay in Cuba.|
|1920||The German Workers Party, which later became the Nazi Party, met in Munich to adopt its platform.|
|1942||The Voice of America went on the air for the first time.|
|1945||American soldiers liberated the Philippine capital of Manila from Japanese control during World War II.|
|1955||Apple computer co-founder Steve Jobs was born in San Francisco.|
|1981||Buckingham Palace announced the engagement of Britain’s Prince Charles to Lady Diana Spencer.|
|1998||Comedian Henny Youngman died at age 91.|
|1999||Lauryn Hill won five Grammys for her debut solo album, “The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill.”|
|2006||South Dakota lawmakers approved a ban on nearly all abortions.|
|2008||Cuba’s parliament named Raul Castro president, ending nearly 50 years of rule by his brother Fidel.|
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