It’s not all glamour at cute bunny headquarters. There’s a Dark Side, too.
(just softening up the blow, not a real “Dark Side” picture)
Preparing for the attack:
Huge Fangs!
Swarm Assembles:
Swarmed! Oh the humanity!
He can’t withstand it:
Even the elderly aren’t spared:
Let that be a warning to you!
January 31, 2017
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
December 3, 2020
I’m guessing we have at least one dialysis center for every 3-5 mile radius.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
What happened to the cocks?
The bunnies ate them!
Here I heroically document a tragedy, and mare complains. I feel like the MSM, and I now know what they go through.
ATTICA! ATTICA!
Bunnehs.
So Ms. Acting-Like-A-Twatwaffle-AG got canned within hours of her little stunt. Not quite sure what she expected pulling that stunt with a boss whose famous catchphrase for years was “You’re Fired”…
Attica! Attica!!!
I don’t know why I’m yelling or protesting and evidently that doesn’t matter. ATTICA! ATTICA!!!!!
Fuckin bunnies.
heh, go have fun on Car in’s wall!
What candidate other than Trump (for the GOP) would be going full balls to the wall? No one I tell you, no one.
You know that stupid protest sign, “Women get shit done!” So do men.
Gosh I love my dogs. They are so awesome.
You know what I hate more than lefty hypocrisy? Angela Merkel’s haircut.
Heh, 57% of Americans favor a temporary ban on refugees
Between classes. Cute poat, Jay! Love the floofy bunnies! They are soooo mouthwatering!
Boiled, or fried?
Spit-roasted.
Hasenpfeiffer.
Sous vide.
Nonna used to slowly fry them with olives, mint, and garlic. Then deglaze the pan right at the end with a glug of vinegar.
Oh man, I need to cook some of that up again soon.
laura, with your chicken experiment, try the shortening in the cast iron pan, fry 1/2 the chicken at a time (top half, then bottom half). I think Cooks Illustrated calls this picnic chicken.
http://tinyurl.com/h6z6k2z
http://tinyurl.com/h6z6k2z
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That’s enough to make a few hare pies!
http://www.foxnews.com/auto/2017/01/30/land-ho-u-s-coast-guard-rescues-truck-driver-from-high-seas.html
mmm, ham instead of chicken on the salad today, YUM!
Is the holocaust over? I can’t believe Trump made 109 people wait an hour or two extra to enjoy endless freedom.
HARUMPH.
Sure have seen a lot of links to definitions of Kristallnacht in the last couple of days.
No, I don’t care if I spelled it right.
Meanwhile the Delta hackers marooned a million people overnight.
Leon, we need to go close down 94 in protest.
Most of the local protesters came from Ann Arbor and Dearborn, from the look of them. Subjugated women in veils and womynists in pussyhats interspersed with a bunch of vegan beta males.
Along with a small amount of military-age Arabic men, aka “refugees”.
#NojustthetipNoPeace
If they didn’t get in the way, I’d say, “Hey, Soros, thanks for employing so many unemployable welfare asshole protesters! Don’t forget to send out W-2s, otherwise it’s a crime!”
Holy crap – just put a lab coat on and kept get a whiff of your mom —-
I swear someone wiped their ass with it
I haz interwebs again!
Much faster too! Zippy even.
Wow, my previous rule for purchasing routers was to buy the 2nd least expensive one.
That rule was stupid.
I spent a little more on this one and the difference is amazing.
Zoom! Zoom! Zoom!
I got the Asus one, really like it.
When this one dies I will move up to one of those.
oh, yeah!
http://ijr.com/2017/01/790658-we-asked-a-high-ranking-administration-official-who-trumps-scotus-pick-is-and-they-sent-this/
what did you get, scott?
Netgear AC1200. The one that died was a Netgear AC400.
Stay Tuned….Next up on Router Talk…..when will the AC1300 arrive ?…..also is the AC1200 really all that “zippy”? We test it against a Framitz7000 head to head….
We have a Netgear Rangemax. It seems to function okay but because my house was set up with electric heat in the ceilings (no longer connected) we need an extender for the upstairs.
The only problem with it besides the range is our devices get knocked off the wifi often. I did some reading about it and the common reason for that is too many devices using wifi. I can believe that because between the kids and the adults in this locale there’s a lot of demand for the signal.
Need a router with a bigger device table, most new ones have this.
I’d be afraid to walk around rabbit island without wearing baggies on my shoes.
Heh, 57% of Americans favor a temporary ban on refugees
I favor a four year ban on all immigration.
Did you get blocked on facedouche too, beasn?
Arrrgh! I cant pass it up! I tried, but its just sitting there. I’ve refreshed two or three times, trying to control myself………
Yer Mom has a big device table and handles multiple devices….
my apologies…..too easy I know….but the goddamn headline above the comment box says “LOL your Mom”
Jay, I can’t see her posts anymore, so I’m guessing ‘yes’.
Beasn is driving my mom nuts on facedouch.
It’s a short bus ride.
Maybe she’ll block me?
I didn’t notice the last name until after I poated the winner/winner picture. Then I though…cousin..mom? Uh oh.
And come on, don’t blame me, you guys had her all frothy before I got there.
LOL. I’ve told you guys she’s gone around the bend. Do you believe me now?
Absolutely she has. It is beyond irresponsible for the media and the politicians to whip up the hysteria in their drones. It’s like an African bee swarm.
LOL…aw damn, it’s too bad I’ve been blocked. I would have loved to use ‘African bee swarm’ on her and be called a ‘racist’.
Carin’s going to get blocked by her own mom.
Car in, was your friend Stefanie blocked too?
I’m wondering who the dictator is that got Trump elected. Must be Putin.
Carin, here’s a little fun you can have.
Ask your mom – who actually pays the tax when Trump puts a 20% tax on mexican imports.
When she says consumers, ask her who pays taxes on corporations.
LIAR!
/typical Car in’s mom response
We just watched a couple red-tailed hawks fight in our yard.
There were three of them, but only two were fighting. My guess is that it’s mating season and the two boys were fighting while the girl watched.
Hahaha that was Car in’s mom you guys swarmed with facts?
“Google it, I’m not going to do the work for you….. ”
/Carin’s Mom
Why are you guys being so mean?
LIAR!
Solid and reasoned refutation that I expect from a modern liberal.
I’m wondering who the dictator is that got Trump elected.
Hillary.
I actually googled it and was called an idiot.
you have to be in charge of something to be a dictator.
Remember when…
I really like the new series Taboo. My era. Woot woot
Oh, he seems nice…
http://www.weaselzippers.us/322567-how-progressive-magnatone-ceo-ted-kornblum-threatens-trump-assassination/
Husband has most of the basement framed in. Just has to finish closets and drop a few more spots on the ceiling.
Imma have to plot out the kitchen area and then start shopping. We may have old farts downstairs by summer.
Gee, they’re worried about $15 Billion to build the wall? Apple has cash holdings of $265 Billion. Time to liberate some $$$
I thought farts would rise???
Beasn is bricking her inlaws in the basement for SS checks!!!! 😜
Oh! THOSE old farts!
I thought farts would rise???
I hope not.
I told the electrician that I want the best exhaust fan money could buy for their bathroom. My FIL has some seriously smelly exhaust.
Last time he was here, he took a dump in the main floor powder room. The smell permeated the house.
Beasnette wondered what smelled like moth balls. Almost eye watering.
“Powder Room” 😘 Beasn is sooooo St Louis.
I’ve heard of them.
Mostly in dialog in black and white movies
It’s not a bathroom as there is no bathtub.
I can hear Dan in the kitchen. Just realized he’s prepping fresh green beans. I don’t hear or smell bacon.
Sink, mirror, toilet.
I can hear Dan in the kitchen. Just realized he’s prepping fresh green beans. I don’t hear or smell bacon.
We’ll pray for Oso.
Sink, mirror, toilet. = powder room in polite speak
“shitter”
Who has fresh green beans without bacon?
Go vulch him, oso.
I like the term half bathroom. Lately popularized on HGTV and by realtors. Powder makes me sneeze.
We call that a half-bath up here in Civilization.
Honey, where are you?
“I’m in the shittah!”
We can all agree on that!
BSA now accepting transgenders
sigh
*rewrites will*
It can also be a terlet.
Beasn, he’s making a beef stir fry. No bacon for Oso.
Mmmm, stir fry.
We’re having leftovers. Mr. B gets lasagna and I’ll probably do meatloaf.
You guys thought I was joking when i said she’d post twenty-six batshit crazy articles from who the f knows where.
She embodies just about every irritating trait of libs we make fun of here.
I would say she’s trolling us but I know she’s the real deal.
She still on a tear, Car in?
I’m glad I blocked my parents. No way can my blood pressure take the familial crazy.
Heh, Ace is paraphrasing St Augustine.
Dan is blocking all of mi familia. And his familia. Hasn’t blocked me…yet.
Leon, thanks to FB, I found out that several Morons are religious. Priests, lay Catholic, people that work for the BC. We all Pray for Ace. Our favorite atheist.
Technically in architectural parlance it’s a lavatory.
Limeys call it the loo.
My guess is that he read The Confessions in college and that bit stuck with him, consciously or un. I read it as a part of my Great Books honors course as a freshman, way before I felt any real faith.
I have my own version:
“Lord, grant me continence and chastity, right now!”
Ace isn’t an atheist, he’s agnostic. I’m sure this doesn’t matter much. Just a minor clarifier that makes no real difference to your prayers, I think.
Micks call it the jacks
I call it “the place where the stripper OD’d”
Shitter’s full!
Lauraw, yep. We still pray for him. And his IKEA drill.
Who buys a fucking drill at IKEA?
Christ!!
Bed, Bath and Beyond has a fabulous selection of drills and matching accessories
Some liberal guy rhetorically asked the person next to me “What “wall” has ever worked?”
I immediately said,”Well they had this wall in Berlin.”
He then said, “But it got taken down.”
And I said, “That wasn’t your question.”
He said, “Some people got over it.”
And I said, “And they mostly got shot or put in prison.”
He said, “Only if they were going east to west.”
I just shook my head and muttered, “Jesus.”
Libs are fucking impossible.
Hi. Did everything go ok today, hostages.
The ones surrounding prisons are pretty effective.
Hadrian’s wall?
Great Wall of China?
Hi. Did everything go ok today, hostages
Pretty much, but everyone has been picking on Carin’s mom.
Israel’s fence looks pretty effective. As is their finding and collapsing the tunnels the dirty little rats make.
That “Why build a wall, they’ll just go over/under/around it…” Is such a stupid argument.
Why lock your house, they’ll just break a window?
Why have security cameras, they’ll still shoplift?
Why lock your car, they’ll just steal it anyway?
NO, car in’s mom was picking on everyone else.
I mentioned the Great Wall too, and he said, “But the mongols still invaded.”
And I said, “I assumed you were referring to the border wall. What armed hoard do you think is planning to breach it?”
He lold. So I give him credit for that.
Hi. Did everything go ok today, hostages.
I’m eating a bag of pistachios. I just wanted a couple, but I can’t stop.
Somebody help me.
Pretty much, but everyone has been picking on Carin’s mom.
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You’ll get no pushback here. Her Facebook wall is full of liberal bullshit and she never lets me try on Car in’s wedding dress.
I ate the remaining pistachios last night.
I feel your painal.
*lip bite
Salt & Pepper Pistachios?
I don’t think Carin had a wedding dress. Wasn’t she knocked up?
Stir fry was amazing. Love the cast iron Lodge wok from WalMart.
so lots of “open line” time tommorrow. Couple of guests have bailed.
Would be a great time for you maniacs to call in, if you were so inclined.
Programming alert: AoS Co-Blogger Warden will be my guest at 10:10am eastern to discuss his recent post “How Losing My Political Values Helped Me Gain My Freedom”
The Ohio State cheerleaders are cows.
I could probably call in and talk about your mom.
This is going to be a fun few months as the liberals lose battle after battle.
The demoralization and tantrums are going to delish.
oh, and a hyuge thank you to Lauraw for her help in making that connection.
Call me booking agent, wiser.
*sips cocaine laced Louis XIII from a gold, jewel encrusted goblet
If Kennedy announces his retirement tonight and Trump nominates two justices… I may not be able to leave the house for the next few days.
I could probably call in and talk about your mom.
That’s only fair. She called in last Friday and talked about you.
Or Vienna sausages.
It wasn’t really clear where she was going….
I don’t think Carin had a wedding dress. Wasn’t she knocked up?
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She was, but what good Irish girl isn’t?
If Kennedy announces his retirement tonight and Trump nominates two justices… I may not be able to leave the house for the next few days.
And if Ginsberg keels over, WHOA!!!
That’s only fair. She called in last Friday and talked about you.
Or Vienna sausages.
It wasn’t really clear where she was going….
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Ha. Ha. Ha.
That’s some good old timey hostage sauce.
She didn’t become “Irish” until she was married.
She just had a little Irish in her?
*sips cocaine laced Louis XIII from a gold, jewel encrusted goblet
at least someone figured out how to monetize this silliness.
If that happens in the second week(!) of the Trump presidency… I’m not saying I’ll be tired of winning, but I may need a cigar before the next one.
She just had a little Irish in her?
You misspelled “lotta”
Elena Kagan will go first. She’s a morbidly obese geek.
Not a good indicator of long life.
She looks Irish enough to be my aunt, so I always assumed she just changed from o’that to o’this.
at least someone figured out how to monetize this silliness.
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Pish posh, wiser. This is my Tuesday goblet.
Fuck yeah… Neil Gorsuch!
Wow I just realized that the Supreme Court has three cunts. Well, plus Roberts.
That’s some good old timey hostage sauce.
MJ!
Gorsuch, as such.
Only way Gorsuch gets on is with nuclear option – which I totes approve of.
#bowlfullofemptyshells
Only way Gorsuch gets on is with nuclear option – which I totes approve of.
bring that shit on. The idea that we need a super-majority to approve a sitting President’s selection is bullshit
Judge Gorsuch, yes, your wife is hot. Stop pawing her for a few minutes.
Judge Gorsuch doesn’t seem like a wise Latina.
Its possible he might not be transgendered, even!
his wife is rather cute…
This is why it was imperative that we keep that cunt from never becoming president.
Dude is a showman.
Why the fuck are we watching this????
I’d like to take Mrs Gorsuch out for ice cream.
It always amazes me how humble the hyper-super-narcissist Donald Trump behaves ….
>>Only way Gorsuch gets on is with nuclear option –
I won’t have it any other way. If filthy dems approve of him, I will have doubts about him.
damn shame Gorsuch isn’t 39.
Poor fucking Ginsberg. Now she’s going to have to keel over on the bench before she can retire.
I have no idea what the Cunt is doing right now, but I know what she is NOT doing.
Nominating a Supreme Court Justice.
Why the fuck are we watching this????
Because the previous administration has created this environment, where those who sit on the court can have such a major impact on our lives.
So fuck you, Obama. You created this and I hope you are happy with what you have wrought.
They should put a piece of beef jerky in a black robe and pretend Ginsberg is still alive.
This is a picture of her thigh.
https://is.gd/2ORBFg
Obama will be tweeting non stop within 30 days.
Mark my words.
https://is.gd/B1hdQP
i hate to admit his, but I’m a little teary-eyed, remembering Scalia and knowing that someone who believes in the Constitution as he did will be taking his seat
Ruth Ginnsberg’s thigh – I have firewood that looks more alive than that.
I approve of the nuclear option being employed. I suggest 15 MT for San Fran, LA, and Chicago, but we’ll need 30 for Washington because some targets there are hardened against…wait, you mean…nevermind.
Unfortunately Gorsuch will immediately begin to undergo the colonoscopy. His wife, kids, siblings, friends, etc., are all about to be totally violated.
His wife is a whore, he has wet dreams about his daughter, his brother has 35 drunk driving convictions, his grandparents owned slaves, and he is endorsed by David Duke.
Did I miss anything?
Total homophobic racist.
Did you know he sexually assaulted and raped a coke can when he left a perfectly manicured pube on his secretary?
Wait a sec. I may have that backward.
I will never forget what the left did to Robert Bork.
Neil looked a little nervous and humbled.
Democrats are going to savage him, the f*ckers.
Who wants to bet there will be a protest? He’s going to take away our birfs contwolsssss!!!
I will never forget what the Senate cunts did to John Tower.
Soros already put out the word to oppose Trump, loud and violently, no matter what he does.
Mr Gorsuch, how many gay black muslim trannies have you raped this morning?
And if you haven’t raped any, when do you plan to start?
Why are you lying about your impressive rape tally, Mr Gorsuch?
Trump needs to extradite Soros to Russia. Israel. Macedonia. Hungary. Anywhere that will convict the Nazi POS
I think we are supposed to torch the beauty supply place.
No, leave Soros where he is so that we can constantly point out what a corrupt pice of shit he is on democrat politics. Tom Steyer too.
Really hoping Trump can continue to just roll right over the opposition, and ignore all the hysteria.
Just ignore them and keep moving along. Mocking them is just a bonus. 🙂
I haven’t heard much from the Nevertrumpers.
What is their take on this?
Really hoping Trump can continue to just roll right over the opposition, and ignore all the hysteria.
Leftist assholes were in high dungeon over the fact that Trump was doing this in prime-time.
They don’t even realize why he did that.
That’s how fucking stupid they are.
Their take on this is, “glug glug glug, I’m drowning in jism.”
I sort of like that Trump refuses to play along.
Obama could have done the same and been really transformative if he had a work ethic.
Thank god for ESPN.
I just got that text from your Mom!
Obama was ineffective because he’s a cunt – a dried out useless fucking cunt.
But what do I know?
lol Scott.
Hahahahaha. Mom Jiz Text
1. Who is going to with Super Bowl LCLXXVII?
2. Who is playing in Super Bowl XLCVIIMCL?
3. Who would Obama pick to win Super Bowl LXMCMVIIX?
MJ, the Super Bowl is a scam. Don’t fall for it.
When is it on?
Sunday. Patriots win as usual.
zoom zoom zooom
HotBride and I met at a Superbowl party in 2000. The object was to ignore the game then watch the commercials.
We hit it off, but it took me a year to get up the guts to ask her out. Best girlfriend evar.
My thought for the day is that the Senate Dems didn’t fight very hard for Garland because of the wise Latina and the mall cop justices.
Jesus, they come on Tucker’s show and get slaughtered. And they still keep coming.
I haven’t heard much from the Nevertrumpers.
What is their take on this?
The ones at National Review defended him on the EO.
I wore a white wedding dress when I got married.Shut your whore mouths.
I’m working a fake double on Sunday. yea me.
My maiden name is Seyler – not Irish. And coincidentally identical to the last name of the crazy lady on my facedouch page today.
Whitish.
I was embarrassed for that lady Tucker was interviewing.
I heart you.
I wore white underwear.
You guys think I’ll turn loony when I’m older? I hope it’s not genetic.
That lady on the tee vee sounded like a genius compared to my mom on facedouche.
Pat doesn’t even want to see her again. She needs a filter or something.
White. Ha.
I haven’t heard much from the Nevertrumpers.
What is their take on this?
I’ve been impressed by most, but by no means all, of his personnel choices.
I mean, Ben Carson is no dummy, but is he really the right guy for HHS?
Watching the left shit themselves over the immigration EO has been fun, but the rollout was dumb. Could have been much better done. On the other hand, his speed in bouncing from one outrage to the next has been impressive. What the fuck is he going to do at the SOTU speech, throat punch Chuck Schumer?
What the fuck is he going to do at the SOTU speech, throat punch Chuck Schumer?
Yes, please.
Or tell him to go f*ck himself.
Something I may or may not have said to car in’s mom which happened before it registered to whom I was dealing with. Apologies to car in. But none to her until she goes first….neener neener.
Local news just reported about the SCOTUS nominee. Only described him as ‘conservative’ without saying how Trump wanted someone who respects the law and the Constitution as it is written.
Then spent the rest of the time how the ‘rats will not give him the time of day because the GOP refused to give obama’s nominee the time of day. And how the GOP will try to put pressure on the demmies to get him approved.
Uber is rayciss because they took advantage of the taxi drivers protesting with the protesters.
Nancy Pelosi needs to protest gravity.
Sheesh.
I thought this was great, from Trump & Gorsuch…
https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2017/01/31/president-trump-announces-dr-gorsuch-as-supreme-court-nominee-and-why-senator-chuck-schumer-will-not-filibuster/
Hello, all – long day at friend’s house, going through stuff. Did find some good pictures of him, which his sister had asked me to do. Also found the contact information for someone she had been wanting to get in touch with.
Jack’s neighbor came over and cleaned out the refrigerator since tomorrow is their trash day.
He did leave the Snickers bites in there, though….. 🙂
Comment by scott on January 31, 2017 9:54 pm
Whitish.
Except for the gloves.
I practiced daily in my room
You were down the crown planning your next move
Go on a nicking spree
Derp the wrong guy
Each of you get three
Years in Brixton
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