MMM 259: Out of office

I’m at the customer site by the time you’ll read this, so my day is going to be less than pleasant, and I’m certain to be less present.  I’m snapping this together quickly before I go do all my chores in preparation.

Starting the week off right with some sex cult/mobility exercises.

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Something seems odd here.

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Apple, Hello Kitty, Christian?  Maybe she’s just a pisces.

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I got a shoulder impingement doing these so high, I recommend stopping at face level.

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Is this a repeat?  It feels like a repeat.

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Pretty hair.

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Pretty smile.

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Too many piercings.

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Needed a higher speed on the exposure here.

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Have a lovely Monday in America, a land still sane enough not to elect a cunt like Hillary.

211 Comments

  1. Still at hospital – friend isn’t ready to let go yet.

  2. It’s almost as if he is waiting for his sister to be here; I don’t want to make her feel guilty if she can’t bring herself to see him at the end. She’s already buried two husbands, and Jack is all the family she has left.

    She is such a sweet lady. I’m tempted to call her, but I don’t want to cause her any undue pain.

  3. As reported last night, Delta’s whole system was down, so I am home. I strongly suspect it was a deliberate attack. Delta had a power outage in August in Atlanta with the same effect, which told hackers where the weak point was.

    Prayers for you and your friend this morning, Teresa, this can’t be easy.

  4. Morning.

  5. When your ERP crashes to the point where flights are grounded, someone loses a jerb.

  6. What about the DERP?

  7. Teresa, you’re amazing. If he’s off the ventilator and looks peaceful, it’s not a bad idea to tell her that, even if she still decides not to come. It’s harder to last remember someone all hooked up to that gear.

  8. I meant, tell the sister that he is resting peacefully without support.

    You’re still amazing.

  9. Delta had a power outage in August in Atlanta with the same effect, which told hackers where the weak point was.

    Or they could have learned Delta was based out of ATL, which would have told them the same thing. Because, ATL.

  10. And prayers Teresa. I guess the season of eulogies isn’t quite over.

  11. That is a hard thing you are doing well, Teresa.

  12. Cavill, if a power outage in ATL can shut it down globally, that says their system is built with a terrible weak point. For a hacker that wanted to strand people at airports during anti-Trump protests, that’s useful info.

  13. “Piercing girl’s” dick is showing.

  14. Jack passed peacefully at 7:30 a.m. CST. His sister called about 30 seconds after I realized he was gone.

    Turns out he had waited so that she could take advantage of a loophole which is going to save her lots of headaches with his cremation.

  15. Cavill, if a power outage in ATL can shut it down globally, that says their system is built with a terrible weak point. For a hacker that wanted to strand people at airports during anti-Trump protests, that’s useful info.

    Yep. Plus airlines here in the US have been scrimping on so much you can practically assume all the airlines have these pressure points. I’d wager any of them could be crippled the same way if you knew where their equivalent was.

  16. Condolences, Teresa. You’re a good friend.

  17. Condolences Teresa. That’s a difficult duty to perform; he was blessed to have you there for him. Prayers for his sister as well.

  18. You’re a good egg T
    thinking of you

  19. Prayers and condolences, Teresa.

  20. So sorry for your friend, TiFW.

  21. Thanks, everyone. Jack had LOTS of friends – I know that we missed contacting a bunch of them

  22. MSM has been writing, and Drudge linking articles with titles like:
    Conservatives fear Republicans losing momentum on Obamacare repeal.
    Tensions simmer below surface.
    Where are tax cuts?
    Etc.

    These are clearly fake news attempts at sowing discord. But still, ain’t it great? We had become accustomed to Govt moving at snails pace.
    And along comes Trump and makes so much impact in first week, that by second week people are getting impatient that he hasn’t delivered everything he promised.

  23. Every move he makes will be opposed by the opposition parties, of which there are many

  24. You’re a good Christian woman TiF.

  25. Excellent observation, Tushar. They tell us what they’re afraid of, just incidentally, because they can’t help it. Disarray.

  26. Caught part of Steve’s show with the guy talking about revitalizing the cities…not gonna happen until we can deal honestly with crime. As long as hands are tied because we can’t get past bullshit racial politics that protect the criminal class and drug abusers, there will be no revitalization.

  27. Steve? OH you mean Richard.

    wakey wakey

  28. lol

    wakey wakey at 11:42 am

  29. crossfit

  30. I’ve been up since 6:45.

  31. I got up at about the same time. Nothing good has happened since then aside from finding fresh guacamole at Meijer.

  32. 5:40 for me.

    I wake up early whenever I take a sudafed the night before. I don’t know if it’s because I can breath when I sleep, and thus actually get rest, or if I’m just slightly tweaking. Or both.

    *twitch* *twitch*

  33. Why not 6:44?

  34. Her phone died due to lack of a charger, so her alarm didn’t go off.

  35. Have they blamed the Canada mosque attack on the alt-right yet?

  36. NAUGATUCK!

  37. I really needed to sleep longer, but had no option as I had to get the wife and daughter on the road. Too much Fight or Flight from being near that mob of malcontented monsters last night made for poor sleep.

  38. I don’t wake up to my phone.

    I wake up to my kid waking me up telling me it’s time to drive them to school.

  39. I wake up to a cat telling me that it needs fresh kibbles.

  40. I had to get Boy #1 from work at 9:00 last night and went right to bed after I got home. Rowan was in his crate and Paula working so I woke up at 0430 unprompted and couldn’t fall back asleep. When Rowan sleeps on the bed he has to leap up whenever he hears a sound to investigate. Then, when it turns out to be nothing, he leaps back on the bed and does that turning thing before falling asleep again. When I need sleep he’s crated.

  41. Then, when it turns out to be nothing, he leaps back on the bed and does that turning thing before falling asleep again.

    Elliot likes to make sure his junk is completely sterile after he gets up, or moves a half inch to crowd me a little more.

  42. When a muzzie known-wolf develops Sudden Jihad Syndrome and kills a bunch of Christians they always fear the backlash against Muslim targets and warn us to be on the lookout for deplorables.

    So does this mean someone killing a bunch of Muslims will prompt a backlash on Christians? I’ll wait for the press conference which will be coming really soon….

  43. The whole process involves sitting bolt upright, leaping off the bed and running full speed down the stairs with or without barking. The return is jumping on the bed, circling, hygiene sequence and then sleep

  44. Christian backlash, historically, has been performed at the level of the city-state or nation-state, or not at all. We’re funny like that.

  45. I wake up because I have to pee.

  46. Had your prostate checked lately?

  47. Yeah, your mom does it regularly.

  48. Dude, she is NOT qualified.

  49. Ha, saw this in a youtube comment:

    Democrats haven’t been this pissed off since the Republicans freed the slaves and passed the civil rights act.

  50. Chuck Schumer cried.

    Better give him whatever he wants.

  51. Your mom never cries.

  52. Dude, she is NOT qualified.

    Heh

  53. Dude, she is NOT qualified.

    How do you get to Carnegie Hall?

  54. I had another super-spicy taco bowl for lunch. I think I just about have the “taco seasoning” powder nailed. Guar gum is perfect in that.

  55. hmm, taking the place of cornstarch?

  56. Yeah. I know the cornstarch is more traditional, but I could never get the ratio just right, and guar doesn’t have any prolamines. I added some maca too, and I think that helped.

  57. the Richard exchanges always brought a raff

  58. “Christian backlash, historically, has been performed at the level of the city-state or nation-state”

    let the MOAB’s fall

  59. Holy MOAB of Antioch?

  60. i’ve used the “alright richard” line.
    ppl go from quizzical to pissed to amused in moments-
    it’s a great verbal tool

  61. tis but a scratch

  62. Is the Richard thing just a RoboCop reference or is there more to it?

  63. “How do you get to Carnegie Hall?”

    she trying to find a violin or something in there?

  64. Rosetta and wiser used to go back and forth

  65. You would think that as a person of brown persuasion, I will oppose Trump’s plan to cut down on H1-B visas. You would be wrong.
    I don’t want some third world darkies stealing muh job! I am an American!

    Kidding aside, yes, there was a time there was a temporary shortage of high tech workers. But that shortage is over, and H1-B has become a tool to suppress wages. It has discouraged local born Americans from competing for these jobs. This needs to stop.

  66. Piers Morgan
    @piersmorgan
    BREAKING: President Donald Trump just announced a cure for all known diseases.
    The global protest march against this outrage is at 8pm.

    Even Peirs is calling bullshit…

  67. If they got rid of H1Bs, then all those tech companies might have to move somewhere other than SF. They can’t just hire Indian programmers who will cram themselves ten to a two bedroom apartment.

  68. Alex, a good third of my team at F*rd was H1-B.

  69. Alex, a good third of my team at F*rd was H1-B.

    I didn’t know that the pension plans were hiring foreign workers these days.

  70. Cost of living in Dearbornistan isnt too bad, either. Almost all of them took a month off at some point to visit India or China.

  71. many of the young scientists and engineers that i work with are foreign nationals – mostly from China and India
    some dept’s are 80+% h1b

  72. one chinese manager got a little back pressure from hr about his group not being diverse enough…. too many chinese; so he hired a korean

  73. no joke

  74. Hahaha TV show Fresh off the Boat catches heat for Korean actor having lead role as a Taiwanese character. The owner of our favorite Chinese restaurant went back to China and married a woman with a H1B. Her tech job in Cali made more money than his restaurant. He sold the restaurant and moved to Cali with his wife. Stay at home dad, now. New owners are Taiwanese. Americanized the menu 😢

  75. We made it 10 days without hearing from Obama.

    Best 10 days ever. This fucker is never going to go away.

  76. Nope. MFM will give TFG full coverage, too.

  77. I just brought home KFC in MN cooked by Mexicans. Dude, the breading is an inch thick and the chicken is pink in the middle. Get your shit together Jorge, or I’m calling ICE.

    #canmuslimsfrychicken

    #thentheycanstay

    #buildthewalloutofbreading

  78. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    Some woman called my producer and called me a bully. Refused to give her name or come on the air.

    Meanwhile, lib caller and I were discussing the immigrant situation and when I had to move on, he thanked me for a good discussion.

    People are weird.

    Sorry about your friend, TiF.

  79. Stoaty Weasel says never eat KFC unless it is staffed by black people.

    #Imwithstoaty

    #nosweetteanopeace

    #sweetjesuswhereisthechickeninallthisbreading

  80. Restaurants are a scam.

  81. Our KFCs here in CT are universally staffed by pretty American ladies of African extraction. And their chicken is perfect. Perfect.

    You have to wait very very long for it, though, and they look daggers at you the whole time. One dasn’t dare complain about the wait. They will cut you.

  82. Hah!! I didn’t see your comment until after I hit send, Pups. But like with all things, Sweas is correct.

  83. Messicans can’t fry foods well. Just sayin’

  84. “Nope. MFM will give TFG full coverage, too.”

    Trump will go up in the polls each and every time.

  85. “Messicans can’t fry foods well. Just sayin’”

    They cook it in the box.

  86. #extracrispymyass

    #whatpartofthechickenisthis

    #shouldvewenttoburgerking

  87. If you hated all that breading on your chicken, what makes you think you’d like it any better on a Whopper?

  88. Scott, I love that DJT and Sean Spicer are still tweeting from their personal accounts!!! KellyAnne too. I love that they not only punch back, they punch low.

  89. #notmychicken

  90. #notmymiddayradioshowhost

  91. #BringBackOurSecretBlendOfHerbsAndSpices

  92. Nicely done, Sean.

  93. BK chicken is actually pretty good. I mean, compared to say, BK’s burgers. Their breakfast doesn’t suck.

    #notmyburgerking

  94. MJ, you want to pick up some BBFs this month? Like say, 4 weeks worth?

    #lostmyboobmojo

  95. #notmymom

  96. I tried to get Dan to buy KFC for Inauguration Friday.

  97. Should have gone to Popeye’s.

  98. I can pick ’em up. I can’t promise there won’t be horrid, unseeable, choices, but I think I can string together a few gifs of muppets enjoying weird kinds of sex to make it more palatable.

    Win-Win-Muppet

  99. You might want to remind me a few times before Friday, though.

  100. I was hoping to eat at Arby’s on Inauguration Day, but I didn’t have time.

  101. The last fast food I ate was on the way home from Lapeerapalooza.

    That will probably still be true in 20 years.

  102. I’ve been up since yesterday morning – I’m a bit “punchy” right now.

    On the other hand, Jack’s sister told me that she is adopting me, and I am pretty sure that means that I’m getting a pony….

  103. https://is.gd/2dSElb

  104. I was hoping to eat your mom on Inauguration Day but I wasn’t hungry.

  105. Much love TiFW

  106. I’ve never ordered or eaten food at a KFC. Pretty sure I’ve had it at a friend’s house as a kid. This was like manna from heaven when my mom bought it

    https://is.gd/wQrUaP

  107. The great “gotcha” to the left is now easy peasy.

    They claim that with a 20% tariff on messican imports, the wall is really being paid by the American taxpayer.

    Okay, I’ll stipulate to that, if you’ll stipulate to taxes on corporations actually being paid by the taxpayer.

  108. >>>I think I can string together a few gifs of muppets enjoying weird kinds of sex<<<

    Mr. TiFW took one for the team this afternoon – he found the stuff at Jack's house that no man wants his mother, sister, or daughter to find.

    It was promptly removed from the premises, and we shall speak of it no more.

  109. Pretty sure the last time I had KFC was sometime in the early 80s.

  110. When my brother in law was found dead in his house, I disposed of about thirty empty Dewars bottle before his parents could get there.

    So I know the drill.

  111. MFM ridiculed DJT for eating KFC with a knife and fork. Made fun of the Pence family for eating at Red Lobster in NYC. Our current leadership has crappy flyover palates and should be shunned! Shunned!!! (Leon, had an allergic reaction to Popeye’s Spicy chicken. Don’t like their regular. H8 Church’s. Like the sides at KFC. Chicken is roid yuge and pink by the bone. Yummy salmonella)

  112. It was promptly removed from the premises, and we shall speak of it no more.

    Back in the day, that sort of thing would show up occasionally in a vacant lot. “Field Porn,” it was called. Finding that in the days before the internet was like Dirty Christmas.

  113. This is another advantage of eliminating porn from your life. There’s nothing in my house to find other than an old, “positions” book with soft-focus photographs.

    I should probably toss it, just haven’t bothered because it’s an actual book, not the box of magazines and DVDs. I tossed that back in 2012 or 2013.

  114. Just don’t toss off.

  115. I didn’t field dump it, either. Landfill’d.

  116. To be fair, you really should find someplace better than Red Lobster to eat at while you’re in New York. I hear Original Original Famous Original Ray’s is good.

  117. but I think I can string together a few gifs of muppets enjoying weird kinds of sex to make it more palatable.

    https://is.gd/CrdpRb

  118. His kids probably asked for it.

  119. Finding that in the days before the internet was like Dirty Christmas.

    Poke-your-Mom-Go.

  120. I am pretty sure that means that I’m getting a pony….

    Arby’s is pretty awesome.

  121. MFM ridiculed DJT for eating KFC with a knife and fork. Made fun of the Pence family for eating at Red Lobster in NYC.

    #notmyWendys

    Seriously, at this point they both should put on biker jackets and ride Harley’s all over Washington DC. It doesn’t matter what they do, it’s going to be a freakout. Have fun! Be the BAD GUYS!

  122. So I know the drill.

    Had to do the same thing when my dad passed away.

    even creepier moment was when his neighbor came over and asked
    if he could have the collection.

  123. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

  124. My dad had already deleted his porn collection. We had to divide his wine and cigars.

  125. His kids probably asked for it.

    Took me a minute to figure out that you were responding to my Red Lobster comment there. After all, kids love Muppet porn.

  126. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

    wait until I describe the type of porn it was……..

  127. KFC is slightly better than frozen Banquet chicken.

    Haven’t had it in years, though. One of these days I’m going to fire up the outdoor gas burner and try my hand at real fried chicken.

  128. https://is.gd/ooexD2

  129. Had to do the same thing when my dad passed away.

    even creepier moment was when his neighbor came over and asked
    if he could have the collection.

    “Listen, your dad and I made a tape one night…”

  130. We had a deep frier when I was a pup, only used it for french fries and onion rings, I’m not sure the lard was ever changed in 15 years.

    KFC was a special treat when we were car traveling, just like McDonald’s and Burger King.

  131. Lauraw, former AA boss would make fried chicken for us on Thursday nights. Cornmeal/flour dredge. Good stuff. I grew up on dredged and stretched meat. Messican mom got schooled by Buckeye step-grandmom. I know poor folk food. Anglo and Messican. Fast food was luxury!!! Until it wasn’t.

  132. Ask for extra biscuits.

  133. I watched “The Martian” and “Interstellar” back to back yesterday, it was weird seeing Astronaut Matt Damon as Will Robinson and Dr. Smith in the same day. I’m interested in Leon’s opinion of how they handled “time” in Interstellar, it seemed really fucking stupid to me.

  134. Phone is dying. Dan made jalapeno meatloaf with bacon taters and sourdough bread with Kerrygold butter. Charging nao

  135. Dan is a good wife.

  136. I helped my dad get rid of the pop-up ads on his computer and realized why he was getting ’em. I was really glad I hadn’t asked the kids to help their grandpa with his computer.

  137. Did you watch either of those movies, Roamie? I don’t think NASA came over particularly well in either, but JPL was the hero in The Martian, along with the Chinese.

  138. I showed Boy1 about incognito mode, Boy2 already knew the drill. We were all much better off when everybody got their own computer.

  139. This looks awesome. If we get enough strawberries next June, I’ma do it.

  140. Hotspur, you have not compared a certain politician to a piece of human anatomy or prognosticated about her political future in a while. Have you lost your interest in the subject?

  141. There is nothing more awesome that when Tucker laughs directly in the face of his guests when they show that they are not going to answer direct questions.

  142. http://www.cheriberens.net/womenrsquos-march-towards-islam.html

  143. Pupster, I saw “The Martian” and liked it. I think Vmax told me about the book back when it was free, and I thought the movie was faithful to the book. Rocketboy had to read it for his sci-fi class.

    I haven’t seen “Interstellar”.

  144. Tush, I believe it was wiserbud who opined that Hillary will never be president and will forever be a cunt.

    So there isn’t much more I can say on the matter.

    Obama, however is a total cunt.

    He ain’t going away.

  145. I read a book awhile back that had a really funny idea.

    A landfill full of porn and sex toys stretching for acres. A religious cult had convinced people to get rid of them and was more successful than expected.

  146. Well, Mathew McOnaHey plays the same guy he always does, and it’s about love and stuff. Also space travel.

  147. Trump has fired Sally Yates.

    Awesome.

  148. Ha ha! Trump fires the sorry ass of a US Attorney General because she refused to uphold President’s executive orders.

  149. “I am pretty sure that means that I’m getting a pony….”
    make sure to ask for a tiara too

  150. Can’t wait for all the Profiles In Courage stories about Sally Yates tomorrow by the MSM

  151. I read The Martian and mostly liked it, good hard SF. I won’t watch any movie with Matt Damon in it. Haven’t seen Interstellar, but I generally hate time travel in fiction. I’ve never seen it be internally consistent except in the cartoon series Gargoyles.

  152. Sally Yates’s wiki page already updated. Damn that is fast.

  153. I saw a photo of a female judge wearing a pussy hat while seated at her bench. I want that woman fired next.

  154. So do they find somewhere for Sally to run for congress. or do they just start her presidential campaign tomorrow?

  155. or do they just start her presidential cn the ampaign tomorrow?

    And get in the way of the blessed Kamala?????

    No fucking way that white bitch s’gonna be allowed to do that.

  156. >>make sure to ask for a tiara too<<

    Ooooh, good call, jam!

  157. I’m pretty sure you want to be on the side of allowing unfettered travel and immigration from the places that want to kill us.

    They’ve been very clear about killing us so we should make sure not to compromise our values.

    Compromising our values would be worse than death by truck.

  158. Trump has fired Sally Yates.

    Awesome.

    Bye Felicia.

  159. Compromising our values would be worse than death by truck.

    we may die, but we’ll be better than those Nazi Republicans who SUCKSUCKSUCKGRRRRRRRRRRSOANGRTHEYJUSTSUCKSUCKSUCKSUCKSOMUCHIHATETHOSEINTOLERANTFUCKSWHOSUCKSUCKSUCK!!!11!!11!!!

  160. The Founding Fathers weren’t sure they wanted to permit non-English immigrants, so I take issue with that.

    Not many good folk left in England at this point, and I’m not sure I want any more of them. Okay, maybe Nigel.

  161. Stupid bitch had it coming.
    Acting attorney general refuses to defend against lawsuits on immigration ban.
    She is an Obama holdover.

    Trump says: “You’re Fired!”

    https://www.axios.com/trump-fires-acting-a-g-2226964333.html

  162. Jeez. That didn’t take long.

    Does she have a talk show yet?

  163. Man, all this winning… nope, still not tired of it.

  164. Does she have a talk show yet?

    She had that gig lined up before she opened her cakehole.

  165. Giant rager. I’m gonna be light headed all day tomorrow.

  166. Not many good folk left in England at this point, and I’m not sure I want any more of them. Okay, maybe Nigel.

    Are you…making plans for Nigel?

  167. I liked the time travel solution in Interstellar, more believable than the rest. Took relativity into account.

  168. Compromising our values UNDER A REPUBLICAN would be worse than death by truck.

    Fixd for MJ

  169. Nigel is my spirit-Limey.

  170. “my spirit-Limey.”
    i thought you were a neanderthal

  171. Hmm, the libs on facebook aren’t all up in arms about Yates yet. They are happy because they think there can’t be any FISA warrants until Sessions is confirmed.

  172. i have a spirit monkey
    http://tinyurl.com/3om9ayk

  173. Gabe confirms the FISA thingy. Still a good thing.

  174. “there can’t be any FISA warrants until Sessions is confirmed.”

    that sounds unlikely – isn’t there an acting deputy – deputy to the acting ass-isis-tant acting d-bag for FISA stuff in charge of FISA shit for the new sheriff – person?

  175. I’m only as neanderthal as most people with substantial German heritage. I’m an outlier on the planet, but my percentage of neanderthal DNA (3%) is common in the non-immigrant-overrun areas around der Schwarzwald. Some people have twice as much as I do.

  176. Even if the acting AG can’t write them by law, that authority comes from the Executive. Trump can EO that authority to the acting AG, it’s his to give.

  177. Milo stiffed the wait staff at BDs in the Q. ELEVENTY!!! LEO shot at local park…yawn

  178. BDubs

  179. “der Schwarzwald”
    i like like black forest cake….

  180. “Milo stiffed the wait staff at BDs in the Q.”
    is that a buttsehx thing?

  181. First time I had anglo meatloaf, I was like WTF? So glad that Dan understands that food needs chile.

  182. They have a receipt with writing on it, but local media won’t read the message. Cash was left on the table. Alt right nonsense. We are a DoJ monitored PD and a LEO was shot today…MILO

  183. Not really tired. “Snuggles Gorton” wants to snuggle. Visit with MiL last week was draining. She wants a day out. Last time Dan took her out to lunch, she freaked. We are in talks with staff about our lunch date. Dementia sucks

  184. blerg

  185. Sorry, been working on my Deutsch. I keep practicing my Espanol, but I’m at the end of the DuoLingo lessons and need to find some way to progress that doesn’t involve flirting with the messican lady at the greenhouse.

  186. I should go to bed. ugh. Lots to do tomorrow.

  187. SiL was asked to do ONE thing while Dan and I were in Vegas. One fucking thing!!! Dan is back-tracking MiL mail for tax reasons. Can’t wait to Gorton Goodbye stupid C U Next Tuesday SiL

  188. >>make sure to ask for a tiara too<<

    (Forgot to add this):

  189. The media likes to be hit.

    And possibly choked a little when they get close to having an O.

  190. I’ve ditched the Russian on duolingo. I should either start up again, or switch back to italian.

  191. I need a better tiara.

  192. #MakeTiarasGreatAgain

  193. The old fortune teller lies derp on the floor
    Nobody needs fortunes told anymore
    The trainer of insects is crouched on his knees
    And frantically looking for runaway fleas

  194. 4″ of snow, just on the cusp of being worth shoveling.

  195. Wonder how that sweetie, Mr. Chumpo is doing…

  196. wakey waeky

  197. If I don’t get back by here today, y’all all have a nice fuckin day.

    Also, per the poating instructions, my dog is a fuckin idiot.

  198. All dogs are idiots. They just try to keep up with their owners.

  199. waeky? Is that some sort of hipster activity?

  200. I’m hoping Gorsuch is nominated today. Heads will pop all over the country.

    Go big, or go home, Trump.

  201. Also, I notice that Trump is announcing developments at the beginning of Tucker Carlson’s show. At least he did a breaking news segment in the middle of an interview about Yates’ firing.

  202. So, Craftsman tools sold out to Stanley/Black and Decker.

  203. Isn’t Stanley/Black&Decker Chinese-owned now?

    Are DeWalt tools the only ones still made here?

  204. Kobalt is US made, right?

  205. *plays Taps for poat

  206. Some of my older Kobalts say “Made in China”, so that might be a recent development.

  207. Dewalt isn’t made here.

  208. My mom is losing her fucking mind. Seriously. She’s on my facebook wall.

  209. We have no wifi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I need to purchase a new Chinese made router.

  210. New Poat: When Bunnies Attack


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