Sunday Languor

Yep.  Me. That’s who.

Beanseses needs to translate.

Buck up, pussy.

Back off, pussy.

No rodents or reptiles in the house is my rule.

Yep.  Just like that.

 

144 Comments

  1. For Sean:

    lan·guor
    ˈlaNG(ɡ)ər/
    noun
    1.
    the state or feeling, often pleasant, of tiredness or inertia.
    “he remembered the languor and warm happiness of those golden afternoons”
    synonyms: lassitude, lethargy, listlessness, torpor, fatigue, weariness, sleepiness, drowsiness

  2. Parents were here yesterday for a long visit. Went pleasantly enough, but they really need to quit watching tv news.

  3. glomhermem.

    Tired, pups? https://is.gd/RaHVqV

  4. Apparently 10,000 hysterical women went to our state capitol yesterday to scream about their vaginas. My idiot governor spoke to them. This is all so fucking stupid.

    Hey gov, let’s talk about how many women have left this state because your economic policies suck.

  5. I’m always tired. Like the Incredible Hulk but with tiredness instead of anger.

  6. So, when you Hulk Out, you slump to the ground and nap real hard for two hours.

  7. RAARRR– *thump, zzzzzz*

  8. I’ve been mildly sick all week, and the stress eating and insomnia have left me feeling pretty much the same. I bet my T levels are abysmal at the moment. Not as low as Pajama Boy, but probably close to Moochelle’s.

  9. Aw. Sorry to hear that, Leon. If you were here I would give you a few jars of homemade beef broth to heat n’ sip.

  10. Baking sourdough to bring to work this morning. House smells nice.

  11. Mentally disabled guy told me he ‘was due to have some of your bread’ again. So I’m rising the sourdough last night and scott is all “YOU’RE GOING TO REWARD HIM??”

    He has a point. This kid will probably hassle me every weekend now.

  12. So, when you Hulk Out, you slump to the ground and nap real hard for two hours.

    And turn green and rip my clothes, yes.

  13. I see the March for “I’m an unattractive attention whore with daddy issues” left DC a filthy mess (more than usual).

  14. Decent column

    http://tinyurl.com/hler422

  15. If someone wants to do a cute animals Tuesday poat, it’s all right here for the poating.

    https://is.gd/GiUmrH

    *cough*

  16. I think most women seem to be such low-thinkers that simply “doing something” is super awesome. Doesn’t matter that you can’t express a cogent reason WHY you are doing something.

    Rape is a crime
    Abortion isn’t going to go away – sadly
    No one is grabbing your pussy
    the glass ceiling is a myth
    Women have every right a man does
    If you don’t want a rapist to get 3 months in jail, stop appointing liberal judges
    Trump isn’t going to make being gay illegal, he’s the most liberal republican president in recent memory

  17. Pussy Hats!

  18. I didn’t hear her words (thankfully) but Madonna was wearing a politically correct black pussy hat to show inclusiveness or something.

    But Madge, aren’t vaginas all pink inside?

  19. (alright, that was a little creepy. disregard)

  20. I didn’t get to hear Trump’s inaugural speech, but I’ve seen some clips and read the transcript. I don’t get why Dems are saying it was so dark, unless they weren’t listening and are just making shit up.

    Shared Incredible Sleeping Hulk with Mr. RFH, that was a good one.

  21. That Noonan WSJ column linked by Pepe lays in start detail how challenging it is going to be for Trump. He has no friends in DC. The only way he can get things done is by riding roughshod over them. My suggestion for him would be to not go full throttle on day one on everything. Start with things that either have broad support within the GOP side in both houses, or overwhelming support from GOP voters. Get a couple of early and easy wins, and then move on to more contentious stuff. Most GOP congressmen and Senators must have figured by now that they should keep aside their personal undying love for illegal immigrants, and go with the people.

    It would be great if a way can be found to reactivate the Tea Party spirit. There is a massive overlap between Tea Partiers and Trump enthusiasts. If this movement revives again, it will put the fear of God in GOP lawmakers and they will fall in line. Just don’t call it Tea Party. That might make newly minted dem-to-Trump crossover voters uneasy.

    Keep hammering the media. It plays well. Trump has proven that their power is limited. All they can do is influence CA, NY, MA and IL to go blue by even bigger margins.

  22. Morning.

  23. Tushar, that’s the genius of having Jeff Sessions for Attorney General. All he has to do is enforce the laws that are on the books, and he will. He doesn’t need jack from Congress.

  24. Somebody pulled the fire alarm in the Steelers hotel at 3 AM.

  25. Mini-me’s Confirmation is today. She has chosen St. Joan of Arc as her patron, which also honors one of the nuns that has been serving here for nearly 50 years.

  26. That should read “who” instead of “that”. My Engrish skills are slipping, or I haven’t had enough coffee.

  27. Thats ok, Roamy. Hotspur is not here yet.

  28. Oh, and Fox News finally booted out that fossil, George Will.

  29. Tushar, the difference is that TRump is a businessman. A politician with no friends is one thing, because they only know one way.

    A businessman is different. They don’t see the whole my side/your side thing. They’re not afraid of taking a meeting with someone, then saying “thank you very much, but no”.

    Eh. This will be interesting. What if it works?

  30. Not only booting George Will but bringing in the guy behind Brexit, Nigel Farage.

  31. Mr. RFH said this election was a choice between chaos and evil, and we chose chaos. Yep, we sure did.

  32. AAwwwww, Mini-Me is a smart, cutie! Congrats!

  33. George Will…pfffffftftfttttt, I’ve had enough of his bow ties and boringness.

  34. General Jim Mattis’s call sign is CHAOS

  35. Wow….

    “Most of the 230 rioters arrested after violent protests erupted in Washington D.C. following Donald Trump’s inauguration will be charged with felony rioting, federal prosecutors said on Saturday.

    The charge carries a punishment of up to ten years in jail and a $25,000 fine.”

  36. Set the tone. Good. Maybe some of those charged will flip on their financiers and puppet masters, and we’ll get some sunlight on these “grass roots” movement community organizers.

    It’s about damn time.

  37. Almost $6 million in fines. Soros might feel that.

  38. This week is full of suck.

    Monday I have student awards, so I have to run home to clean up after Micah’s dialysis from the morning, run back to school for the ceremony, run home to get him ready for bed.

    Tuesday is the last meeting with the Children’s Hospital of Orange CountyPedsNephrology, moving to the adult side, Saint Josephs.

    Wednesday taking students to Aquarium of the Pacific.with other science teachers.

    Thursday Micah has his therapy if the gym is still standing after the storms.

    Oh and we are going through our accreditation process. Which is kinda stressful for me.

    Thank you all for your prayers for and about him.

  39. OSO!!! Yolanda Ventura wasl killed in a car wreck this morning in the Domican Republic.

  40. Andy Marte was killed in a separate accident as well. Tough day.

  41. http://tinyurl.com/hjjlu58

  42. A woman who grew up about four doors down from me and was in orchestra with me in high school is a career US State dept employee. I visited with her at a HS reunion about 10’years ago and she and her husband were stationed at the embassy in Thailand. I had a very pleasant conversation with her about her overseas experiences. At some point we became Facebook friends.

    So this morning I notice that she’s posted a bunch of pics from the pussy march in D.C. yesterday and her post makes it clear that she and her husband and daughters were there as supporters and not just observers. Someone commented that she and her husband had violated the Hatch Act by attending. She came back with a comment that her supervisor had checked with their legal team and that this event had been deemed “non-partisan”.

    I commented that when one of the main speakers muses aloud about blowing up the White House it’s difficult for us folks in flyover to buy the non-partisan myth. I’m waiting for some follow up.

    This how the deep state works.

  43. I suppose she’d feel the same if one of her cow-orkers was active in the Tea Party movement.

  44. Scott, after watching that basketball video, I realize there are too many talented kids who can’t make it into pro basketball because they have the talent but lack the height.

    Just like there are weight classes in boxing and wrestling, there should be height classes in NBA. One for people who are under, say 6’2″, and another for freakishly long people.

    On a related note, why are weight and height spelled similarly but pronounced differently?

  45. Three hours of pregame is coming to a close.

  46. Firealarmgate is why Roger Goodell is not in Foxboro today

  47. I started to ask if tea party events four years ago were deemed non partisan by these same legal folks but didn’t want to poor gasoline on the fire. Yet.

  48. Someone commented that she and her husband had violated the Hatch Act by attending. She came back with a comment that her supervisor had checked with their legal team and that this event had been deemed “non-partisan”.

    How is it a violation of the Hatch Act? Attending political rallies on your own time is permitted.

  49. I wonder if any of these clowns see actual combat.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4139464/amp/Veterans-occupy-McCain-s-office-protest-Rex-Tillerson.html

  50. Jimbro, if I were the husband, I would have either asked my wife to shut it, or helped the cops whick her off the plane. What a sanctimonious douchewaffle.

    But then again, I would have never married such a scum sucking hag.

  51. I was all like “Who bitch this is?” when I saw that

    https://is.gd/dvROX5

  52. Pic of the crowd yesterday with the caption “There are a million men sitting at home enjoying the peace and quiet today…”

  53. Aaaarrgh. There’s something screwy going on with our internet connection. For some reason, the bandwidth is getting used up a lot faster than it should. No neighbors, so it’s not pirated locally.

    Penelope called up the provider to see what’s up.

    ISP: What plan are you on?
    Penelope: We have 25 Gigs.
    ISP: Do you want to upgrade to our premium package? It’s 150 gigs for $100/ month.
    Penelope: Hell yes, we get 25 gigs for $125/month now.
    ISP: What’s your zip code?…….. Oh, we don’t offer that package there.
    Penelope: ????????

    This is where I stab someone in the head. This is the only option we have, We live in an extremely poor area. And we pay more. SMH.

  54. Jimbro, if I were the husband, I would have either asked my wife to shut it, or helped the cops whick her off the plane. What a sanctimonious douchewaffle.

    I’m guessing he doesn’t get to make many decisions at his house. The word, cuck, gets thrown around a lot but in this case it’s a fit.

  55. Heh, Tushar:

    McCain was reportedly in the building at the time, but wouldn’t meet with the veterans, who stood in formation in his office.

    Seven of the veterans, who had ties to the group Iraq Veterans Against the War and the environmental group Greenpeace, were arrested after Capitol police were called.

    My bet is no, they didn’t.

  56. Stop downloading those links xbrad sends you, pepe.

  57. Isn’t it always the kids fault?

    I suppose it could be a phone too.

  58. Scan your computers, could be malware, or a hidden virus.

  59. I am thinking the douchewaffle may have cost him a chance to be with his mother as she died

  60. She needed her pussy grabbed.

  61. I wonder if any of these clowns see actual combat.

    McCain is in on it.

    “Who bitch this is?”

    Exactly.

  62. Comment by scott on January 22, 2017 11:59 am
    Wow….
    “Most of the 230 rioters arrested after violent protests erupted in Washington D.C. following Donald Trump’s inauguration will be charged with felony rioting, federal prosecutors said on Saturday.
    The charge carries a punishment of up to ten years in jail and a $25,000 fine.”

    Link?

  63. Scanned everything. I never watch videos, they eat way too much bandwidth.

  64. I am making meatzza. So if you don’t hear from me for a few hours, I will be in food coma.

    If you never hear from me again, well it was nice meeting you all.

  65. Wiser, how are the roads in the DR? I really hope neither of the accidents were DWIs. Very sad day for baseball and the DR.

  66. Early Sunday morning is a nice way of saying really late Saturday night.

  67. Jose Fernandez was also killed on Sunday morning.

    Rich twenty-somethings, a recipe for disaster.

  68. https://is.gd/lOFWFm

  69. The office said most of those arrested will be released without having to post bail and must return to court in February.

    Yeah, that ought to work out just perfectly.

  70. I watched the hag on the plane video. That’s how you get more Trump.

  71. Rodgers is a little beeyoch. If he and Brady both lose today it will make me happy.

  72. I don’t see the Patriots losing to Pittsburgh, but I can see them losing to Atlanta.

  73. Scott, pretty sure Fernandez was coked and drunk. Yep, nothing good happens after midnight

  74. I saw a photo of Ventura’s car. It looked like it rolled more than once.

  75. Atlanta is looking great.

  76. Hah. Beasn poated on FB, “If you like your legacy, you can keep your legacy” with a pic of TFG crying.

  77. https://is.gd/bWr5Hu

  78. https://is.gd/7nycGZ

  79. I’m reasonably sure NE will win tonight but, like last year, if they had somehow beat Denver to get there, barring a miracle, winning the SB is out of reach.

  80. They look pretty good, plus Belichick has two weeks to hack their playbook.

  81. IS it raining at anybody else’s houses or places of businesses?

  82. Meatzza was a grand success. The secret is to wrap the meat base around the edges with bacon. The bacon gives a real pizza like crust.

  83. That was a decleater.

  84. The article about felony rioting charges mentioned crowd control with sting balls. I had a feeling what they were but had to look them up

    http://www.marklsupply.com/bCTSbbr12-ga-Sting-Ball-Rubber-Buckshot_p_418.html

    Yep, those will sting. Another place had them in grenade form.

    Reappearing to face charges does mess people’s lives up, not that their lives are all that normal. Their lawyers will be donated pro bono and the charges likely reduced nowhere near the maximum fines or sentences but it will leave a mark. Likely plea bargains to avoid individual trials and the opportunity for grandstanding about Trump’s Amerikkka.

  85. I am hopeful that they impose the maximum fines since Soros is probably on the hook to pay them anyway.

  86. I got sting balls from your mom.

  87. IS it raining at anybody else’s houses or places of businesses?

    Yes. Indoors. Blood, weeping walls, etc. A bit odd, but not all that out of the ordinary.

  88. https://is.gd/Ly8d9Z

  89. Hogan? WTF Cheatriots?

  90. That was pretty.

  91. What’s your earliest memory?

    —-

    Lololol

  92. Pretty sure it’ll be Pats/Dirty Birds. Oso Condo Sit Rep: Terrible Towels deployed, Dan cursing while his phone blows up with Steeler bud texts, and MaryAnn is hiding under the bed. Has a cold. Dog colds are painful to hear. She can’t chillax and snuggle, because Dan is a demented Steeler fan.

  93. Mare, my earliest memory is avoiding my dad’s cigarette while watching Super Bowl I.

  94. https://is.gd/u3qlVm

  95. BOOOOOOO!!!!!

  96. https://is.gd/Ly8d9Z

    …mom?

  97. The ground was soup earlier, but now it’s just thick mud.

  98. Thanks for the links!

  99. Yes. Indoors. Blood, weeping walls, etc. A bit odd, but not all that out of the ordinary.

    Goddamn Indians need to get over it already. YOUR DESCENDANTS GOT CASINOS.

  100. I’m laughing my ass off that it’s cold and raining here ever since Obama got here.

  101. I think Tom Brady is going to get a Superbowl ring for his thumb.

  102. I’m laughing my ass off that it’s cold and raining here ever since Obama got here.

    No no no.

    It took Trump’s ascension to the Oval Office to stop global warming and bring the rains back to drought-stricken California. The Earth is beginning to heal.

  103. I’m laughing my ass off that it’s cold and raining here ever since Obama got here.

    No no no.

    It took Trump’s ascension to the Oval Office to stop global warming and bring the rains back to drought-stricken California. The Earth is beginning to heal.

    I fucking love shamanism.

  104. I hope he does Scott.

    FU Goodell

  105. Rather than shots Paula is doing burpees.

    Boy 2: Welcome to my crazy family

  106. Back in the day, I would make NFL domestic violence jokes when the Steelers lost. DV jokes “Aren’t funny”. MaryAnn is still under the bed even though it has been calm and quiet tonight.

  107. Shots, then burpees.

  108. Heh, they’re losing it

    http://bangordailynews.com/2017/01/22/politics/bangor-council-to-weigh-opposing-any-repeal-of-obamacare/

    Really? You think Trump gives a rat’s ass?

  109. I get the burpees when I do too many shots.

  110. I shot a man doing burpees just to watch him die.

  111. I’ll take New England in the Superbowl.

  112. Seems like a solid bet. You never hear about how good the Falcons are at cheating.

  113. When you are good at it, you don’t get caught.

  114. *hides under couch with MaryAnne*

  115. We are all in for the Dirty Birds!!!!

  116. Falcons will mysteriously get Bird Flu 24 hours before the game

  117. WTF does MA think Obamacare funding/administration come from? Maine? Effing idiots.

  118. I should have taken the Monday after the SB off. Too late now.

    Maybe not…

  119. Maine is ME, Mare, not MA.

  120. We call MA, Mare

  121. SHHHHH She’s on a roll.

  122. Just confusing the narrative

  123. Has Robert Kraft had a stroke at some point, or is he just really hammered?

  124. Scott, thanks for that post! I avoided a paddling!

  125. I’m working Super Bowl sunday, so I can play darts and drink a lot of beer.

  126. Playoff challenge Dan had money on Cheatriots. Woot woot! 💰💰💰

  127. Blerg. Bedtime.

  128. One of my anti-Trump cousins finally posted that her dad is ill on FB. Dan and I have been chatting with my Padrinos for days. Praying. My nino lost his dad and his grandfather when they were 52. He has treated every day after his 52nd birthday as a gift.

  129. He turns 84 next month. God willing. I have stories.

  130. Dan: You know your Uncle Gale doesn’t have much more time, right? Oso: Yes. Dan: as long as you know. I love him. Oso: Me, too

  131. *holds Oso’s hand*

    *squeezes*

  132. Dan knows the way out of the doghouse.

  133. Dan’s a good guy. You should cut any of those bitches at the Club who come sniffing around too much.

  134. I been waitin’ for you just to say
    He’s off to check his mind
    But all I know is you got no money
    But that’s got nothing to do with a derp time

  135. Morning came too early

  136. Yeah.

  137. Work shit kaboomed on Sunday, had to start triage immediately this morning. MMM is up now.


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