Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day, the last one of the Obama administration. Who will TFG pardon today?
Let’s get started.
Today’s poat is partially inspired by the movie “John Carter“. I still need to see the end – the cable went on the fritz in the last 20 minutes or so, and there’s no telling how far off Hollywood decided to go from the book.
Taylor Kitsch played John Carter.
Let’s see who else is in the hunk folder.
Nice smile.
Swim time.
Last but not least.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
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Curing Mental Illness since March 2009 
i read bunch of e r burrough’s stuff as a kid.
seeing john carter on tv was fun.
I’ve read a few “Warlord of Mars” graphic novels
The covers definitely have that damsel in distress theme going on for example this one:
https://is.gd/prcjVf
Reminds me of Frank Frazetta’s work
https://is.gd/57SWU6
Well, the bird turned big time last night. Around 0230 Rowan yakked up the parts of the dead bird he ate yesterday. Of course it smelled like death and spilled out the front of his crate onto the carpet. I was up cleaning that shit up for an hour last night. There was cartilage in the vomit so I think he got into the more solid part of the bird. I was retching as I cleaned, the smell was that awful. I texted Paula at work but I would have preferred a hand cleaning up to the sympathy she expressed. I’m thankful he was in the crate, we sometimes let him sleep out of the crate since he’s really never been a fan of them.
Sounds like my 20s.
Modern young “men” can’t even look at that sort of art without their Inner Shrieking Feminist screaming “Rape Culture!” at them.
Morning.
Yesterday I died in a horrific forklift incident. Then I got better.
Were you driving or do you still have a job, Ardilla de la Muerta?
Sounds like my 20’s.
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Ha!
I was driving. Nobody saw me tip the thing over so I still have a job.
How’d you get it upright again?
I shoved the forks down on the septic tank I was carrying.
The tank survived as well. I make some damned good concrete.
I’m glad you didn’t die in a forklift accident.
Seems like it’d be a trivial matter to add a tip-sensing accelerometer to something like that and trigger a microphone and camera to record the accident…
But what do I know.
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Urrrgh, weird weather again this year. We got an inch of rain, and then 4″ of snow on top of it. The main problem is, it won’t freeze hard at night, so it’s too muddy to get around. Usually, it freezes at night and you can get out early and feed cattle and check waters,
Sorry, that was pure dickery on my part. It’s been a rough week and I’m lashing out.
Quit being an Obama. Go out there and grab life by the pussy.
Why in the name of all that is holy would anyone want to bring in refugees from the Middle East?
Can someone please explain it? It would be like resettling the defeated Nazi army in North Dakota and sneering that they didn’t realize it was a bad idea to gas millions of people.
Islam sucks. Why is that so hard for the plastic surgery crowd to understand?
I’ll take Copts and Chaldeans without reservation.
Yes, I propose a religious test. If your bishop says you’re legit, come on in. Everyone else, STFO.
Exactly, MJ. I am not kidding when I say those in that dancing video have a mental illness.
MJ, the globalists in charge of Europe are looking at the declining native populations and had this moronic plan to fund their future welfare state by importing young replacements. The brainwashed morons in videos like that are exactly that: brainwashed and propagandized by state-run media.
It’s a poor decision.
Well yes, nearly every globalist decision since WW2 seems to have been.
Europe will either be a Sharia state or under the auspices of a new Napoleon within 30 years. I can’t foresee any other outcome.
I’m still surprised Donald Trump is going to be the president.
Does anyone remember the Red Dinner where he roasted Hillary while she was sitting next to him and the crowd started booing?
Good times.
Either way, if you’re a Jew in France, run like hell.
I expect Pence to be president at some point.
Cheney was a couple of times when W was having surgery.
I like Trump. I hope he’s successful and true to his word.
I like most of his family, they don’t seem like shirkers or likely to suck the public teet.
Obama girls…so far, not impressed.
Their mom is a bitter anti American bitch and their dad is a smarmy, smirky, wimpy, affirmative action, puppet.
2 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obama girls – the one has used her father’s position to garner a job in hollywood, twerked in public, reportedly smoked pot at a concert, listens to booty music and is taking a “gap year”.
The other one I don’t now about. The older one is right on track to being a loser.
I didn’t have to choke anyone at the gym today. no bootcamp there at 9 am.
If I go every day at 9, it’s going to drastically cut into my H2 time. I mean, I’m the morning shift, right?
You need to get your priorities straight. Which is more important: us, or crackfat?
I expect the older Obama girl to get knocked up by some celebrity. Either a basketball player or a hip-hop “star”.
The covers definitely have that damsel in distress theme going on for example this one:
https://is.gd/prcjVf%5B
Isn’t that the official H2 uniform?
It does make me want to hunt down a “Princess Aura supercut” from Flash Gordon.
SQUATS! (AHHHHHHH!)
Savior of the universe!
Bullfuckingshit and Boofuckinghoo.
They obviously dont have the correct perspective…. they should look at it as “funemployment”. Isnt that what they told the people back in 09?
Hehe, Tucker Carlson interviews a Troll, professional troll
Seriously, this interview is great.
Will Trump continue Obama’s tradition of Homebrewing in the White House?
Pretty sure O was growing some primo shit in the WH.
Wait for the singing.
I sorta feel bad for the kids there.
But I can’t help but think that the obama’s brought this one themselves. They certainly could have actually BOUGHT a new set for the kids with their own millions, instead of giving them a USED set.
Sometimes when you’re legacy building, it doesn’t work out like you’d like.
Messaging, Car in, messaging. It means so much more to use a playset that might have been touched by Malia and Sasha maybe what, 4-5 times?
Anyone who thinks Obama works 18 hour days is out of their effing mind.
Why didn’t the Obama’s pay to redo the whole park while they were at it?
Obama doesn’t work 18 hour days, but IIRC that’s pretty much expected of WH staff no matter the administration. Most people work at the WH for a year or two and then burn out.
Hey everyone, I found Alex!
None of those cuntheads worked 18 hour days. If you add in three half hour lunch breaks (the law), and a minimum 30 minute commute, 15 minutes to get ready for bed, 30 minutes to shit, shower, shave, and dress, that leaves 2 hours and 45 minutes for sleep.
Bullfuckingshit.
“Your first female president is only 8 years away.”
BS, Hotspur, I put in 25 a day. Just check my time card!
Damn, Ivanka is pretty.
Comment by ChrisP on January 18, 2017 1:53 pm
“Your first female president is only 8 years away.”
Damn, I want to bury my face between those tits. She is gorgeous.
*catches up*
You guys are funny motherfockers. I love you.
I like that General Cosgrove.
Looks like it’s Beasn Season.
So the cop killer ‘Markeith Loyd’ was caught. He was bloodied like he took a tumble down a flight to stairs 3 times. I listened to the press conference after he was brought in. The cop said, ‘His injuries looked minor’.
I laughed and laughed. They should have shot the fucker and said he turned his guns on him. He had two…one with a barrel that holds over 100 bullets.
Yes, it is, hotspur. I finally dismantled the tree a couple of days ago.
We’re finishing the basement and it’s discomboobliated me. SYWM.
The Fight of the Century™ is almost here!
Place your bets!
Hahahahahahaha…Jay!
But on a serious note, I’m a little sad/angry that there are so many mentally unstable people in our country. I don’t know if it’s the water, the soy, the ADHD medicine, the lack of real, loving parenting, being told you’re capable when you’re not, participation trophies, school curriculums, cable shows, network TV, movies or the culture’s willingness now to support and even encourage this crazy bullshit as normal.
The Blonde joke to end all Blonde jokes
It’s the participation trophy culture. None of them have actually been punched, or hurt in any way in a fight. That’s why they are so brave online, too. They have no concept of the consequences.
Jay, that is cringeworthy.
Even the cold hearted me is feeling sad for these idiots.
My neighbor Mrs. Kravitz (for those of you too young, that is a reference to the nosy neighbor in the TV show, Bewitched) told me our neighbor 2 doors down has a daughter IN MIDDLE SCHOOL who wants to become a boy. Not just a Tom boy like we all were, but she is binding her breasts and wants to take hormone treatments, etc., etc.
I put the blame squarely on the parents. This is just crazy. They live full time in PA but come down here when they are sick of the weather and I was told Mom comes down here to get away from the whole daughter wants to be a boy deal. Should have been checking daughter’s curriculum, friends and online activity.
Btw, I am pleased to announce that I finally got that promotion I was working towards since …forever. I am a VP now, which is basically one step higher than the mail boy.
*high fives Tushar*
Appears George HW and Barbara Bush are going to check out as a couple. Both in Hospital.
Not just a Tom boy like we all were, but she is binding her breasts and wants to take hormone treatments, etc., etc.
Maybe she was a tucker from way back.
If I want anabolic steroids, I can’t get them without committing at least a misdemeanor. It’s fine for an 11yo girl, though.
It’s fine.
Leon, you should announce that you identify as an 11 year old girl who identifies as a 40 year old man.
Well, he’s got the height!
*runs
Congrats, Tushar!
Jimbro?
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Scott, you seem to have a soft corner for goats.
Have you ever tasted one? Goat meat tastes awesome. I find it better than lamb.
I have seeds!
Tushar, gimme a job!
And congrats!
Hahahaha, Trump has a phone and a pen too!
I have seeds too!! SQUEEEE!
Congratulations on your promotion, Tushar!
Your first female President
Hot Damn…talk about Gravitas!
Tush, I have had goat but found it too strong and stinking of gameyness. Baby goat (kid) is pretty nice, not so goaty. But still a bit much for me.
Oddly, the very same strong funk is present in goat cheese, but that flavor which I dislike in their flesh I find exceedingly delicious in the dairy product.
talk about Gravitas!
Gravitatas.
Congratulations, Tushar!
“Gravitatas.”
Roamie for the win!
I’ve had goat. I prefer lamb.
Those aren’t gravitatas. Those are gravitits.
I haven’t played with gravitatas in so long I’ve almost forgotten them.
I prefer ribeye.
Well yeah.
Beef > Pork > Lamb > Goat > Salmon > Chicken > Tuna
And frog isn’t food, it’s bait.
I worked with a guy who put goat in the microwave.
Holy cow!
Thanks everyone.
And those are gravity defying tatas.
The Indian restaurant here occasionally has goat curry. I prefer the chicken curry, but I really like the “chef’s special”. No telling what’s in that, except it’s usually spicy.
Tushar, congrats, I neglected to say so.
I’ll go out on a limb here and state Ivanka had some magic nipple tape in that picture
Pepe, that bee lady must have the queen on her somewhere. Package bees which are starter colonies are generally weak and don’t have any honey stores. They’re shipped with a can of syrup for food and the queen is in a little cage with 2 or 3 worker bees to feed her.
Do you get new business cards Tushar?
Strong work!
Why you no make president?
-Asian mom
Looks like 2017 is already on track to be a much better year than the last one.
Congrats, Tush!
Thanks, guys. I can order business cards, but see no reason to.
>>Looks like 2017 is already on track to be a much better year than the last one.
Trump becoming President. Me becoming Vice Presdent. Not a bad year at all.
Me becoming Vice Presdent.
You might want to look at your citizenship papers again there, buddy.
🙂
Wiser, don’t worry. I have studied US constitution and civics well for my citizenship exam.
I have studied US constitution and civics well for my citizenship exam
I would bet you know more about the constitution than 90% of the last 10-15 graduating classes of every high school or college in the US.
American history is being dropped from high schools and universities across the country.
Tushar, congratulate!
Isn’t that the way you say it in broken engrish?
American history is being dropped from high schools and universities across the country.
Some colleges have removed the American History requirement for American History majors.
History majors.
I am hopeful that a lot of that crap will be changing soon.
>>Tushar, congratulate!
Hotspur, I just re-read the Fake Reg post a few days back.
And thanks.
“congratulate!”
nice..
and i agre
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I know firsthand that Tushar speaks two out of three languages better than I do. If he also speaks Italian, I should just go fling myself into a pit.
http://bit.ly/2jaFScX
10 tones – no math bishes
Congratulations, Tushar!!!!!
We just watched “13 Hours” on Amazon.
It was 2:24 long, pretty well done, and depressing as hell.
Watching those folks get fucked-over, again, really pissed me off.
White House, State, CIA, and pentagon, all dropped the ball and left them hung out to dry…
Evening.
Today I cashed my brains out because I’m supposed to be a certified concrete field technician. I have two weeks to study, and I don’t even know what pozzolanic means.
Yes Virginia, there is math.
blerg.
Jewstin,
It’s obvious to the most casual observer that:
“The pozzolanic reaction is the chemical reaction that occurs in portland cement upon the addition of pozzolans. It is the main reaction involved in the Roman concrete invented in Ancient Rome and used to build, for example, the Pantheon. The pozzolanic reaction converts a silica-rich precursor with no cementing properties, to a calcium silicate, with good cementing properties.”
Coffee maker is set to brew at 6:50. I guess it’s bedtime for me.
This is kinda funny:
http://www.wearethemighty.com/articles/that-time-a-marine-mechanic-took-a-joyride-in-a-stolen-a4m-skyhawk
Tushar gets a promotion? Is there anything Trump can’t do?
Congratulations Tush!!!
Do you find this happens all the time
Crucial derp one day becomes a crime
And I’m not the kind that likes to tell you
Just what I want to do
I’m not the kind that needs to tell you