Big Rebus Saturday

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Rebuses (Rebii?) are the haiku of puzzles.

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89 Comments

  1. WTFITS

  2. http://tinyurl.com/3p6qx8h

  3. Never fails. I have a Chrimmas party to attend tonight, so I naturally have a pimple on my lip that makes it look like I’ve got teh herps.

  4. Hmm, below zero, 6 inches of snow, and 25-30 mph winds. Drive through that?

  5. What’s going on in Rochester?

    We got another 4 inches of snow NE of there, to go along with the foot or so already on the ground.

    I’ve got new tires though so I’m definitely staying the fuck home.

  6. It’s 60 here. Yesterday was 15. Tomorrow its 15 again.

  7. 13 degrees and snowing here. 40’s and rain tomorrow then back to freezing temps Monday. My driveway will be a sheet of ice after this.

  8. Nope, no trip to MN today.

  9. That’s the good thing about having a low of -25 today.

    No rain.

  10. Was going to celebrate Xmas with wife’s sister’s family. Just postponed to another weekend.

  11. Rochester is very nice in June.

  12. Comment by Pupster on December 17, 2016 12:46 pm
    Rochester is very nice in June.

    The mosquitoes are in full bloom.

  13. It’s 45° here right now. Warm California sun my ass.

  14. Mick Mulvaney will be Trump’s budget director

    Ooooh, this is gonna be fun to watch.

  15. Carin must not be a rebus fan

  16. I was filling my gas tank yesterday and a big black pick up truck pulled in front of me. The back window had a big sticker similar to this on it

    https://is.gd/sGhAdk

    No dogs visible but it was Freezing out so I didn’t look too hard.

  17. Carin must not be a rebus fan

    Kelly Ripa has been working out.

    https://is.gd/wVYsd1

  18. Yeah… that’s borderline not attractive. Way tooooo skinny.

  19. Hotspur, what kind of snowblower did you get?

  20. John snow

  21. isn’t that a st bernard?

  22. You know nothing, J’Ames.

  23. similar, not identical!

  24. Today is mid March in west Texas. 75F and wind is blowing about 40mph w gusts up to 3000mph. Sposta be 20F by midnight. I’ll take it in exchange for less wind.

  25. “I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.”

  26. Is the Giftening tomorrow night?

  27. I haven’t received my gift yet. The mail hasn’t come yet today, but UPS has.

  28. I kept the receipt with my tracking number and could use it to determine whether my gift arrived (not to Roamy) but that would require sorting through a huge pile o’ mail. I prefer to put my faith in the USPS and save my rage if they didn’t do their job.

  29. I’m fairly certain mine made it to its intended target.

  30. It’s a YardMachines with electric start. It might be broken. There’s a loose bolt in the box, but I haven’t had time to investigate.

  31. I have either a pimple or ingrown hair on my ass that’s killin’ me. I knew all of you would want to know.

  32. Rebus was one of my nicks as a kid. I H8s them about as much as haiku and/or puns. I pretty much H8 anything that requires thought or math. Mostly math. Mostly.

  33. Epic day at the Club. Happy to be home and drinking rum. I wanted to punch 3 co-workers today for just plain stupidity. Demos had a bacon station and a ham station, so the Club smelled amazeballs. Mmm…pig

  34. Ooh a stupid cow orker story!

  35. JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST WHAT A FUCKING NIGHTMARE TO GET HERE!

    This adventure started at 3:30am Eastern and we just checked in to the resort.

    And to add icing to the cake, they gave the kids a room THAT SOMEONE ELSE WAS ALREADY USING!!!!

  36. CoAlEx…they are mostly stupid. Just found out I need to work tomorrow to clean up after today. Our GM is on LOA for breaking rules. $25000 in sales, but he broke rules.

  37. WTF Wiser? Where ate you?

  38. Are!!! Not ate

  39. >>>>WTF Wiser? Where ate you?

    From how long this took, I think we’re in New Zealand!

    But actually, we’re in Punta Cana. Bday present for wiserbride.

  40. Can ride from hell to get to Kennedy, only to learn that the flight is delayed 2 hours, then they let us board, only for us to sit on the runway for two more hours before taking off. We finally land and we have to sit on that runway for another half-hour because there’s no place to park us, the customs, then hour-long cab ride taking us to resort, where it takes another hour to check us in, but then they fuck that up….

    Last decent meal I had was 12 hours ago.

    Fucking comedy of errors the entire day.

    Daughter is ready to kill someone

  41. Bright side? None of my tagged sharks chillax in the DR!

  42. Boyfriend has pillows and blankets and pillows and things on the bed that I don’t understand.

  43. DRs H8 Haitians, Cubans, and Messicans. They play ⚾️

  44. Jews’ boytoy has bolsters

  45. I had to search where Punta Cana is in the world. Looks nice…I hope your journey turns around for the better wiser. Soon!

  46. I’m a one pillow guy. When I get to hotels it’s not long before I make a stack of the comforter and the 3 extra standard pillows with the fancy pillow on top. The maids reconstruct it every day.

  47. CoAlEx…they are mostly stupid. Just found out I need to work tomorrow to clean up after today. Our GM is on LOA for breaking rules. $25000 in sales, but he broke rules.

    How did he break the rules?

  48. Punta Cana sounds like something that costs extra.

  49. He promised a local casino pumpkin pies for Thanksgiving wknd. They couldn’t cut a check until after the holiday. Released 20K in pies to casino. Check cleared on Monday. Pies released on Wednesday before holiday. APEs thought they had him. Casino is ready to litigate in his favor. Right now: LOA for mental health. Casino is holding all sales until GM is back.

  50. “Punta Cana sounds like something that ” requires antibiotics

  51. “Comment by lclintsp on December 17, 2016 4:56 pm

    I have either a pimple or ingrown hair on my ass that’s killin’ me. I knew all of you would want to know.”

    clint it sounds like the hiv –
    it’s been nice knowing you

  52. https://is.gd/amLYMA

  53. He promised a local casino pumpkin pies for Thanksgiving wknd. They couldn’t cut a check until after the holiday. Released 20K in pies to casino. Check cleared on Monday. Pies released on Wednesday before holiday. APEs thought they had him. Casino is ready to litigate in his favor. Right now: LOA for mental health. Casino is holding all sales until GM is back.

    Ah, ok.

  54. 28 degrees here, but man that wind is sharp. Brrrrrrr.

  55. Tex-Mex H8s New Mex. They really thought they had BS fire. Casino contacts have already written letters on behalf of GM. Claiming racism against Sam’s. It is getting racial and funny.

  56. Tomorrow’s high temp is forecasted at -8.

    https://is.gd/JUEpDK

  57. arin must not be a rebus fan

    Car in is in work hell right now.

  58. The weather guessers here are saying upper 30’s tonight. They are usually 10 low, but it is 75 now so I don’t think it will break 50 tonight.

  59. How can secret santa be tomorrow? I musta missed the memo.

    I work all day tomorrow. Plus [spoilers] I just got one of the gifts in the mail yesterday. Delivery of everything was delayed here due to our storms. this week.

  60. I haven’t shopped for 4 of my 5 kids yet either, so …

    I suck. Basically.

  61. Some guy drove right into the side of my truck tonight. I was driving on Main St heading to drop the boy off for work and I saw him at the last second accelerating toward me. I braked and veered to the right lane but he creased the two doors on the driver’s side. He was sober, I’m guessing he just looked left and right and for whatever reason didn’t see me and gassed it to make the turn. It was dark and still snowing. My truck is drive-able and I’m guessing that just the 2 doors need to be replaced.

  62. I just got the panicked work text to cleanup manana. Work, MiL, sportsbar w
    Early ge

  63. He was driving a Lesbaru…

  64. bummer jimbro. That sucks.

  65. ouch! Is everyone alright Jumbro?

  66. Oh yeah, everyone is okay. I think the guy just spaced when he did his looks and the fact the doors are just lightly creased is from the combination of him doing an OH SHIT !!! brake job and me veering away from him. Just sucks to deal with the auto body shop. It’s a 10 year old truck I’d like to keep a few more years for boy #2.

  67. Ok, bedtime.

  68. I did not fall off the stage. I did not crash into any other dads. I did not forget any of the steps. Dad Dance a success for another year.

  69. I did not fall off the stage. I did not crash into any other dads. I did not forget any of the steps. Dad Dance a success for another year.

    Did the nipple pasties fall off? Thong didn’t ride up your butt? Didn’t fall off the pole? Sounds like the Dad Dance was a rousing success!

  70. I’m pretty sure my victim got their Secret Santa gift; I haven’t received mine yet, though. If it isn’t here by Wednesday morning, it won’t be opened until after the New Year. No worries, though – I know that things have been crazy lately 😊

    I’m still having to sleep in the recliner (don’t want to tear up any internal stitches), but it’s COLD out there tonight, and I wanna be cuddling with Mr. TiFW instead!

  71. Brent,
    Are you going to put-up the video again?
    The last one was great!

    Jimbro, glad you are all okay…

  72. Chrispy, as soon as I can get good video. The one my sis took on her phone is completely washed out because of the stage lighting. And one of the other guys, the vid his wife took was pretty much focused on him, so you can’t see a lot of what happened.

  73. You’re a hero to do that dance BCoch. Your daughters will be telling stories about their dad dancing for years.

  74. Jimbro, I got a chance to play innocent bystander today as well. I was sitting at a stop
    Sign waiting on crossing traffic to clear when one dude turned left in front of another dude who was going straight. Straight dude hit left turn dude and knocked him into my pristine Tahoe w only 212k miles. I guess I’ll let insurance figure it out.

    The bad part was I’d just popped open a beer and had to pour the whole thing out before the cops got there.

  75. Thanks Jimbro. The 24 hours leading up to it I feel like I’m gonna die. Nerves are awful. I suck at dancing. No rhythm. As white and as straight as can be. The booze we chug before hand helps some, but still.

    Being made the lead this year just made it worse. “Choreograph around your shoulder” my ass.

  76. What kind of damage did your truck get?

    *pours out a 40 for the unfinished beer

  77. Sorry about the accidents guys. At least no one was hurt.

  78. Currently 78 degrees and all the drinks are free.

    I’ve died and gone to heaven

  79. Interesting premise from McCarthy:

    http://www.nationalreview.com/article/443147/obama-iran-deal-trump

  80. Nothing in today’s mail, so unless Mr. RFH is hiding it from me, I’m SOL.

    How many times have I watched The Mupper Christmas Carol and never noticed that Beaker flips the bird to Scrooge?

  81. Muppet.

    Can’t blame that on autocorrect, only fumble fingers.

  82. Dyslexic elves rerouted packages.

  83. Woof.

  84. I don’t have any ss gift here either, roamy.

    wakey wakey,

  85. Another double today. FML

  86. Well, if I could do this I would have:

    https://is.gd/ldnIUY

  87. New poat
    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/12/18/sing-along-sunday/

  88. Last night after Boyfriend and I went to bed Roommate and company pounded on the door:

    Me: You don’t have a fucking key/!?

    Roommate: I rode home in a limo!

    Strange Fellow:. Hi. I’m Gray. Why are you wearing a towel?

    Strange Drunk Chick: oh my God, you are gorgeous. Can I touch you? (Starts combing my chest hair with fingernails)

    Other Drunk Chick: Where is Boyfriend? We should draw on his face with markers.

    Me:. What the fuck?!

  89. SS is supposed to be tonight, but we can push it back to tomorrow or even Tuesday if people are still waiting for presents.


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