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Your model for today was born on December 21, 1977 in Moscow, RSFSR, USSR as Aleksandra Aleksandrovna Korchunova. All her measurements are in cyrillic and metric, so use your imagination as you welcome, Miss Anfisa Chekhova!
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November 18, 2016
Categories: American Hero, asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, Beaver Button, Boobs, Booze, Brian Williams, Canine, Cartman, Chubs, Easter Pig, fat chicks, fucking genius, robust hindquarters, those are some big boobs . . Author: Pupster
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March 3, 2021
Our government is a giant shitball of incompetents, liars and fascist pricks.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
Checking Your Mom's Drawers for Hope&Change since March 2009 
Firth of Forth?
She’s a healthy one, Pupster! Excellent work.
She seems nice boobs
Ww
Dokken was about the last of the metal bands I could listen to. They pretty much all jumped the shark for me after Bon Scott drank himself to death.
Morning.
Boyfriend and I are moved in.
Porker.
nice job pup
perfect news update for bbf:
http://tinyurl.com/zhbhv6n
*if i have to put a potentially nsfw disclaimer on a bbf comment i might need to cut a bitch*
just saw the robust tag – hahaaaa
Almost forty years ild BBF model. Thanks, Pupster.
I feel kinda guilty when looking at BBF models that are 20 year old.
Hi everyone
Jewstin is being domesticated.
Leftovers? Not with this one.
She’d keep you warm in Siberia.
https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M236c3e370d3220aa54fc3b85f348beebo0&w=309&h=173&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0
You rude sonsabitches. Say hi to Peaches.
So the movers are finishing today. How much should I tip each of them?
It’s a full two day job, with 3 packer/movers and the driver. They’re all family and are doing a really nice job.
Not sure if they’ll be bringing the stuff to our final location because it’ll be in storage for a month at least while we’re in temp housing.
I tipped my movers each $200. It was a hot fucking day, and they worked their asses off.
$800 seemed like a small price to pay for their hard work. Nothing suffered so much as even a tiny scratch.
Hi Peaches!
Livelier model this week, I like personality that isn’t (a) vapid bitch (b) psycho bunnyboiler.
Only at work because I thought it would just be me but no I coulda called in and stayed home because not feeling well and I really really need a vacation but PLEH.
Hi Peaches.
Hi peaches.
I would have said, $100 if they were careful and efficient but Hotspur is Mr. Bignuts.
HI Peaches.
Hi Peaches
The peach auto suggestion on my phone looks like a butt
🍑
This is awesome.
Fucking scrunt needed some mansplainin’.
It’s a new day and Hillary will still never be president.
Your mom will be president before Hillary will.
My cat will be president before Hillary will.
Moose will be president before Hillary will.
HWNBP
Bullwhips?? Inquiring minds want to know! Does Spur have competition for the record?
Peaches! How are you doing?
I don’t hold the record. MJ, Leon, and Mare are tied for it.
Mare is still stretching, though, said something about not being bested at butt-stuffing by a couple of midgets.
http://tinyurl.com/p66uyzw
Those of us who voted for Trump, Penzey’s Spices wants you to know you’re a bunch of racists and they no longer want your business
https://www.theamericanconservative.com/dreher/bill-penzey-spices-trump/
Her yoga routine prepared her for the SoS dancing requirements
http://bit.ly/2fbLrIu
I don’t give a shit how hot it was, that was very generous.
So instead you would prefer that we donate money to two groups of straight up racists?
Go eat a bowl of dicks, Bill. You’re an idiot.
I’m splitting the hotel room with my med school friend who practices in MA. He’s a big time lefty and has the sads about Trump being president. For a brilliant guy he’s got his head up his ass about politics. I’ve mostly let him mumble on and on about how Trump is going to ruin America. Every now and then I throw a dig in on Hillary and I can tell he’s not ready to defend her. Last night my fellow board members were attacking him mercilessly. Our friendship survived Bush and Obama. It’ll survive Trump.
I should start a mail-order spice business.
leon found out where hotspur was hiding his art collection:
http://tinyurl.com/jecvfhf
“Spice”
The spice must flow.
Really, this says it all about modern society
This is why you didn’t and will never become president, Cankles.
Porn is flat-out pushing that shit into men’s brains. It’s disgusting.
Porn and feminism.
Nothing that a few dozen cases of antibiotic-resistant gonorrhea won’t cure
finally had to break out the gloves on elliot’s walk. winter is coming
What if the other guy were thor? Think I could get a weekend pass?
It’s beautiful here.
I still marvel at the yoga routine thing.
Bitch can barely walk.
Fat, white liberal women all claim to do yoga. It’s like a reflex or something.
Gorgeous here, too. I might knock off early and go work on the fence instead.
Or hang out with Possum so wife can do horse things.
Here too. I just punched out.
Going to finish of the leaves.
Hoping to get an early start tomorrow. Leaves and soil into the garden, wire on fence posts, then building a bonfire under the fallen pine as big as I can manage. Going to be a lot colder tomorrow, so I’m trying to give the wife horse time today instead.
I should go to the range today. Or just sit outside and sketch and read.
http://freebeacon.com/national-security/the-best-from-mad-dog-mattis/
Not only is he awesome, we went to the same university.
American Badass
So far I’m damn happy with Trump’s picks. I know it’s a long shot because Conway said Trump was picking off his preciously published list, but I’d love to see Ted Cruz on the Supreme Court. He’s obviously a constitutionalist, he’s young and he has a brilliant legal mind.
And Mattis as SoD would kick all sorts of ass.
I’m surprised not surprised at how the media is reacting.
None of them will have jobs soon. No one buys this shit anymore.
RE: Cuckolding Fetish.
That’s really weird, but not in a ‘I want to dress up as a spandex pony and get flogged by a giant teddy bear’ kinda way.
I get the spandex pony teddy bear thing because its total fantasy. If you’re willing to consider your chick sleep with other guys she’s probably already doing it.
I get the spandex pony teddy bear thing
mm hm.
*jots in notebook*
https://is.gd/__SNOW_FOG
Cold rain this morning, turned to snow after lunch.
And so…it begins.
Yeah, you got the Nebraska storm, instead of us. Thanks!
https://is.gd/nFnjJO
I get the spandex pony teddy bear thing because its total fantasy. If you’re willing to consider your chick sleep with other guys she’s probably already doing it.
I figure these guys have some serious self-esteem issues.
https://is.gd/cuLEPH
Just took a two hour nap. I feel soooo much better now.
https://www.timeout.com/newyork/blog/meet-the-undateables-samantha-and-alex-110916
https://www.timeout.com/newyork/blog/meet-the-undateables-sarah-and-cory-091416
Best line: “He made a lot of upsetting jokes. He talked about going to camp and how they used to throw semen at each other. I kind of just smiled and nodded through the whole thing.”
http://tinyurl.com/zhb2nkx
Comment by Jimbro on November 18, 2016 9:46 am
The peach auto suggestion on my phone looks like a butt
There are two peach water towers in the South, one in Gaffney, SC, the other in Clanton, AL. Both look like big butts in the sky.
Oh Lord…
Ideal date:
Avery: Going to a restaurant she’s never been to and sharing appetizers, then walking around the park eating shitty soft-serve
Jared: Spontaneous nonsense, like going to a thrift store and playing hide-and-seek
Both look like big butts in the sky.
Twerkin’ For Harambe *raises fist*
“Big Butts In The Sky” sung to the tune of “Ghost Riders In The Sky” by The Outlaws
MJ, think fast http://tinyurl.com/jo3dzjr
i wonder if pepe has been mugged yet…
i think he’s in the jersey city area? bayonne… hoboken…
that’s all tidal marsh – the stink is amazing; you can see the air
i may have to cruise down there on a mercy flight to deliver him a scott air pak
Those are really awkward people at that site CoAlEx.
🎶Big butts in the sky🎶
Greetings, people who never thought this kind of thing would happen to them.
Dear Penthouse Forum…
62 days until the end of Muslim outreach.
Today’s stupidity – co-worker got audited for travel. She was told she should have hired a cab to take her to the airport rather than parked her car for 11 days. She stayed there over the weekend rather than fly two trips. This is not DC or NYC. They are threatening to take the difference between parking ($8/day) and cab fare ($83.50 w/o tip) out of her paycheck. She’s like seriously, WTF. I’d say that was the last business trip I’d take.
Roamy, that’s stupid.
Roamy, Dan flew to Vegas the day I flew to Arkansas. Sam’s paid for our mileage and parking just as if I drove myself. That’s crazy that they are denying her parking
They’re bitching about four fiddy? Jeez.
Yep, stupid. Everyone is asking, since when do we take cabs? We only got Uber earlier this year.
Btw, does anyone know why the flag is at half-staff? There’s usually an announcement.
Got me, roamy. Nothing mentioned here:
http://halfstaff.org/
Possibly for Melvin Laird.
Rantings of a drunk Tushar:
You must have sometimes wondered how did a brown person become a republican. The obvious explanation is 9/11 and it’s aftermath. In the days after 9/11, as I saw a crestfallen GW Bush bravely trying to piece together the broken hearts of Americans, only to be viciously attacked by opportunistic democrats at every turn, the bile that rose within me was enough to turn me a republican.
But the seeds were sown a bit earlier.
It was Oct 1999. I was in US for barely two months. I had just secured a consulting assignment with a firm I won’t name in a small town in Wisconsin. I asked my new bride (we were married for less than a year) to come over from India. I drove to Minneapolis, where she had landed, and drove her back to Wisconsin. We stayed in hotels for 2 weeks, and she was fed up with American food. I had to get an apartment, so we could cook home food. I rented the basement of Larry and Debra, two salt of the earth Wisconsinites. Larry and Debra were the kind of people democrats don’t realize exist.
Rural white Americans. We have been told time and again that these rural rednecks are racist. I never saw that racism. Larry and Debra were gracious and welcomed us in their home. We were the only two non white people in that entire town of 2200 people. They never let us feel like outsiders. As me and the Mrs walked the streets, strangers would come up to us and strikes a conversation. They obviously knew we were from a strange land, but never treated us as strangers.
My entry to my little place was through the backdoor of their garage. In the garage, Larry’s hunting rifle proudly hung on a mantle, with plenty of ammunition sitting nearby. These good folks never feared that these strange brown folks could grab that rifle and use it against them.
That simple trust they put in us left a mark on me.
Later, as I moved to the liberal Maryland and then New Jersey, and met the vile urban liberals, and they again and again told me how rural whites were retrograde racist people, my revulsion against these bastards grew. 9/11 was just the last straw.
So, today, I am glad that Wisconsinites helped defeat the wicked witch of the east.
TLDR: Tushar could have been a liberal, but a white couple from Wisconsin bamboozled him with their generosity.
Rantings of a drunk Tushar:
You must have sometimes wondered how did a brown person become a republican. The obvious explanation is 9/11 and it’s aftermath. In the days after 9/11, as I saw a crestfallen GW Bush bravely trying to piece together the broken hearts of Americans, only to be viciously attacked by opportunistic democrats at every turn, the bile that rose within me was enough to turn me a republican.
But the seeds were sown a bit earlier.
It was Oct 1999. I was in US for barely two months. I had just secured a consulting assignment with a firm I won’t name in a small town in Wisconsin. I asked my new bride (we were married for less than a year) to come over from India. I drove to Minneapolis, where she had landed, and drove her back to Wisconsin. We stayed in hotels for 2 weeks, and she was fed up with American food. I had to get an apartment, so we could cook home food. I rented the basement of Larry and Debra, two salt of the earth Wisconsinites. Larry and Debra were the kind of people democrats don’t realize exist.
Rural white Americans. We have been told time and again that these rural rednecks are racist. I never saw that racism. Larry and Debra were gracious and welcomed us in their home. We were the only two non white people in that entire town of 2200 people. They never let us feel like outsiders. As me and the Mrs walked the streets, strangers would come up to us and strikes a conversation. They obviously knew we were from a strange land, but never treated us as strangers.
My entry to my little place was through the backdoor of their garage. In the garage, Larry’s hunting rifle proudly hung on a mantle, with plenty of ammunition sitting nearby. These good folks never feared that these strange brown folks could grab that rifle and use it against them.
That simple trust they put in us left a mark on me.
Later, as I moved to the liberal Maryland and then New Jersey, and met the vile urban liberals, and they again and again told me how rural whites were retrograde racist people, my revulsion against these bastards grew. 9/11 was just the last straw.
So, today, I am glad that Wisconsinites helped defeat the wicked witch of the east.
TLDR: Tushar could have been a liberal, but a white couple from Wisconsin bamboozled him with their generosity.
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I guess we’re lucky you weren’t a Bears fan.
Is that how you developed your fondness for cheddar?
(awesome story Tush)
I swear, if only I could turn the clock back and live in rural Wisconsin again!
Once me and the Mrs were doing the frick-frack. I looked up, and saw a raccoon staring at us from the window.
Jimbro, I miss the awesome cheese curds of Wisconsin. I have tasted some really expensive french cheese, and nothing compares to Wisconsin cheese curds.
*looks up “the frick-frack” in the unabridged kama sutra*
*sees there’s cheese involved*
*moves along*
I don’t remember, Tush–were you (are you still?) a vegetarian?
Sean, don’t tell my parents, but I have grilled and eaten steak a few times.
Oh God, please forgive me.
Well, I can keep a secret if you can. But when you go back, you can eat the Bratwurst.
The very thought of Tushar enjoying sausage killed it.
I’m watching Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency. It’s… strange, but not bad.
Had to reboot.
Listening to Jonathan Allen being an idiot (but I repeat myself) about Jeff Sessions. I’m hoping Mo Brooks moves up to the Senate seat.
Tushar, that’s a wonderful story. I’m so glad that Larry and Debra didn’t kill you and eat you the way that they did to all their other boarders.
Evening.
Are you still a hammer, Jewstin? You were a pork hammer. What do you hammer now?
PHRASING!
I still have the hammer of law since I’m foreman. But now it’s made of concrete and rebar. And I only hit people with it.
Customers mostly. Customers are horrible creatures.
Lauraw, although I am not in touch with them, I do snoop on them sometimes using the internet. Their daughter got married a couple of years back.
They did eat the Indian sweets my wife baked for them. Not sure if they ate previous tenants.
2016 continues to suck for those of us who love good music. RIP, Sharon Jones.
https://youtu.be/8ouI5KcyHfE
They did eat the Indian sweets my wife baked for them. Not sure if they ate previous tenants.
It was the coconut-milk balls that saved your lives. A narrow escape.
Laura, no. It was the Gulab Jamuns. Another Indian delicacy.
Holy shit that was awesome, Sean. Never heard of her. Why didn’t you tell me sooner?!?
CoAlex,
Where are you watching “Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency”?
I just found out about the label she was on within the last year or so, laura. If you like her, you should also check out The Budos Band (which, IIRC, has a lot of the guys from her backing band) and Charles Bradley. People are making good soul music again. It’s sad that there is one less of those people today. Fuck cancer.
I bought the season on Amazon.
It’s on BBC America, although I don’t know what day new episodes play.
Tushar, are those the donut hole-looking things in a sweet syrup?
New episodes of Dirk Gently air on BBC America on Saturdays at 9 pm Eastern, 6 Pacific.
Thank you,
Sean & Alex.
Will wander on Amazon Prime and see if I can locate it.
Oh, and, Amazon Prime is $79 today only…
http://www.theospark.net/2016/11/breaking-news-cleveland-indians-win.html
Well, I fucxxored that up. Let me try once more…
Timewaster:
http://metallica.alwaysdata.net/
I don’t want to hear about what the rich are doing
I don’t want to go to where, where the rich are going
They think they’re so clever, they think they’re so right
But the derp is only known by guttersnipes
That Trump inversion of the Obama symbol is awesome.
Resident talks began at 0700 and they’ll finish at 8. They’re all pretty good and I’ve seen some of these “kids” become players in the world of academic orthopedics.
They’re competing for the Kilfoyle Award named after the founder of this society. He practiced at the Carney Hospital and was off the boat from Ireland. We present visiting professors with blackthorn walking sticks. We’ve learned they can’t be carried on airplanes.
Neighbors are having some trees cut down.
They started at 7:30 AM.
Chainsaws are the assholes of power tools.
wakey wakey. Windy and yucky today. I work anyway, so IDGAF.
Something sounds like it’s gong to blow our house down.
Wind is the asshole of elements.
Noo poot.
https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/11/19/snarky-saturday/
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