The Hostages: Your Safe Space Out of the Womb

There’s been a lot of piling on the sad libs who supported Hillary! over the past 8 or 9 days so I thought I’d make a safe space for anyone who wanted to just get their feels out.

That song has some of the most Moron compatible lyrics:

“And you can act real rude and totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile”

Everyone knows their hit. Quick question; can anyone, aside from Carin, name any other songs by Men Without Hats? I didn’t think so. Oops, that wasn’t very kind. Here, everyone, have a nice cookie.

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That won’t work. How about some happy unicorns

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What, you don’t like unicorns? Well, let’s see what you can do with some Play-doh!

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That’s some real talent. Time for peaceful waterfalls

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I’m not doing so well with this. Can I interest you in some coloring books?

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The heck with it. You know what? Suck it. You lost. You got beat by the one man you all laughed at for years. You made your bed, now sleep in it you putrid, crotch-sniffing hipsters.

Sure, why not?

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Update: New Puppah. Will be here in about two weeks.  Let the naming being. Black with a TINY bit of white on her throat.   Newfie, of course . Very playful and friendly.

 

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77 Comments

  1. Hi

  2. I thought I’d make a safe space for anyone who wanted to just get their feels out.

    Sure, I’ll go first.

    *clears throat*

    https://is.gd/6MklWd

  3. Road trip to downtown Boston today for a meeting. The group that does this meeting alternates every other year with a location in Waltham much easier to get to and from. Last time I went to Boston I said never again, Waltham only. What a maroon I am for forgetting.

    There will be Parker House dinner rolls tonight as compensation.

  4. There is a video at Ace’s of Hillary at her first post concession speech fundraiser, she looks terrible. Flat hair, huge bags under her eyes, rotten color, no make up. Yikes, buck up butter cup. I really think she’s hitting the booze pretty hard.

  5. I assumed my safe space would have more strippers and beer.

  6. There is a video at Ace’s of Hillary at her first post concession speech fundraiser, she looks terrible. Flat hair, huge bags under her eyes, rotten color, no make up. Yikes, buck up butter cup. I really think she’s hitting the booze pretty hard.
    —————————-
    All of this makes me happy.

  7. Why did Hillary do that picture op when she was “hiking?” Everyone knows she can’t hike and after everything that’s happened, all the lies that have been exposed, she didn’t think we’d find out the woman in the photo op was a campaign worker? What was the fricken point? Nothing about her is real.

  8. This safe space needs more puppies.

    Luckily I will be going to pick one out today at 11!!!!!

    wakey wakey.

  9. Very fun, Carin.

  10. This is a beautiful tribute to American soldiers from a French soldier.
    It is a tad long, but a must read.

    https://is.gd/G4LCac

    XBrad will say this is old. Screw him. HE is old. And he smells of elderberries.

  11. Yea, she looks like shit. Excessive drinking can have that effect on the face.

  12. I think she’s old school, mare.

    As in a pol from the 60s or 70s that would think, “I need to appear more vigorous so I’m going to stage a photo opportunity with a human and a pet (preferably dog) to showcase said vigorousness.”

    I don’t think she really gets much else than the pol world and there’s no one that can bring her into the present.

    Remember the fake dancing on the beach after Bill blew his load on Monica?

    They’re going to the same well time and time again expecting it to work as it did 30 years ago.

  13. She didn’t even bother to put her blue eyes on.

  14. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cxdv-htVEAAUZpd.jpg:large

  15. Right MJ, but why let her show her face looking like ^ that?

  16. This is what I don’t understand. Her political career is over. Her money grubbing days are over, unless there are idiots out there who would bribe her knowing she can’t deliver anything in return.
    So, at this point, what is the point of her public appearances? It can’t be something unselfish.

  17. She didn’t even comb her fricken hair.

  18. As I said in 6 months, she’s going to look 20 years older. Some people who simply re-invent a purpose – but she’s 100% driven for power. Knitting or hiking is a sorry substitute for that.

  19. And he smells of elderberries.

    ——-

    hahahahah

  20. Right MJ, but why let her show her face looking like ^ that?

    Pity?

  21. Of course, the “healthy Hillary” look may have taken HOURS before each public appearance, and since her trophy has been taken away she’s just not willing to go through all that.

  22. Pity?

    —–

    Maybe because hooboy, lots of people are talking about how bad she looked.

  23. I think I’m going to make a few paleo/different things for Thanksgiving. Pumpkin pie bites. And I saw some brussel sprouts/cranberry thing that looked good.

  24. Ok, I get to go pick out my puppy at 11. 2.5 hours. How do I kill time until then?

  25. Who thinks my kids /family would eat this: http://paleoleap.com/sweet-potato-buffalo-chicken-casserole/

  26. I’ll probably make steak fajitas and that. Always have a back-up.

  27. Owning comments.

  28. New under-the-house firebox is getting installed today. Also, fog so thick I couldn’t see the horses this morning.

  29. We had a little fog up here. Nothing too bad.

  30. I brought a cushion in the house from our old camper – thought it would make a great dog bed. Zelda completely agrees.

  31. I just saw her video. I think I know why she appeared. She craves adulation just like that narcissistic bastard. I was hoping obama will stick around for a long time overshadowing future leaders and ultimately hurting the party. Looks like we are getting a twofer.

  32. Gawd, I hate you people so much.

  33. I’ve been trying to think of some way to use some of my canned tomatoes that doesn’t involve pasta. Maybe a potato-slice lasagna casserole.

  34. Of course Obama will stick around. How else get Mooch into politics?

  35. I like toms in a lot of my soups.

  36. And I absolutely love spaghetti squash. Really one of my favorites. Nice spicy meat sauce. yum.

  37. I’m guessing that ol’ Pickles can still raise money for the Dem party.

    Otherwise they’d have tied her to an anchor and pitched her overboard.

  38. Her husband is still one of the rock stars of the party. They aren’t going anywhere.

  39. They’ll both be dead or incapacitated within a few years.

  40. I wonder if they’ll both be alive for the inauguration or if Hillary will speedball herself to death for a fundraiser at Christmas.

  41. I would like to go on record as stating all Democrats are pussies. You’re welcome. Carry on. Except Mare. Mare, you don’t have to carry on. I’m coming by to pick you up and we’re going to Dunkin’ Doughnuts.

  42. Donuts.

    /Hotsperg

  43. I heartily endorse this post.

  44. That fundraiser was likely planned months ago. We’ll see how many more they do as time passes.

  45. Donuts!!!!!

  46. BREAKING: Hillary will not be president.

    Hahahahahahahahahaha. Still funny.

  47. I laugh every time.

    Still not tired of #winning.

  48. Her husband is still one of the rock stars of the party. They aren’t going anywhere.

    Agreed.

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  49. nice one

  50. Australian Indoor Rules Quiddich.

  51. I would have guessed there would be more beer drinking involved.

  52. Gas is turned off while they replace the furnace, so I’m headed outside to grill some brats.

  53. Poat updated.

  54. Well, if kids are missing around Detroit, remember that leon was hungry.

  55. Congrats on Cujo, Car in!

  56. BREAKING: Hillary is a cunt.

    A loser cunt.

  57. I see Queef Olbergurl is seeking relevance again.

  58. Name her “Fran”.

  59. For Leon

  60. Squirrel – so they can be Squirrel and Moose :)

  61. http://www.threepanelsoul.com/comic/bro

  62. Carin, is Batman a trendy enough name for a pup? How about The Dark Knight?
    Or just Knight for short?

  63. I realize it is a girl. But if a girl can’t be named Batman, the terrorists have won.

  64. Do you think Mooch will wear the drapes to the inauguration?

    And will Hillcunt continue to wear pantsuits to disguise her Depends?

  65. Do you think Hillary has internalized that she will never be president?

  66. Mooch will be on vacation with the girls during the inauguration. A final stick in the eye to America.

  67. I kicked ass today.

  68. Killed it.

    Car in, is everyone getting along?

  69. Puppy doesn’t come home until the twenty-seventh. I went and picked her out today (and they like me so much they offered me another pup they didn’t really want to sell- a brown female- but I really wanted a black).

    I’m so excited, and happy we don’t have to wait very long. I doubt there will be any issues.

  70. The brown was nice. But I really had my heart on a black.

    Apparently browns are in high demand right now. WHen I got Moose, he was all that was left (browns)- the blacks were the first to go.

    I imagine Moose’s awesomeness has started a run. Word has gotten out.

  71. Farts, bad breath, shedding, barking, needing to be let out…how does GND put up with MJ?

  72. This is the first time the house has been dog free in almost 30 years.

    Last week I dropped a piece of meat and had to pick it up.

    Total bullshit.

  73. Hotspur’s mom picks up a lot of meat.

  74. Car in hates you all so very much.

  75. Ya’ll suck.

    Later.

  76. Scott, MJ stomped this poat.

    Or we can hang out here. There’s a puppy.


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