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19th Annual Halloween Extravaganza Post

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Hello fellow H2ers. As you all know, October 29th or 30th is the day that we all set aside our differences–zumba or crossfit, fish sticks or chicken nuggets, terrible heavy metal or terrible alt-rock, test anxiety or work anxiety, grabbing pussies or manginas, flame throwers or hot pepper induced magma sharts, pickles or cheetos,– to celebrate our annual Halloween extravaganza and the ritual circumcision of a perfectly good gourd.

Please post pictures of your carlos-o-lanterns, your kids candy haul, a house that you egged and tee-peed, or funny Halloween stuff.

In case you missed it…here’s the drink recipe from this week’s SES.

Zombie MJ

1 oz light rum

1 oz gold rum

1.5 oz dark rum

1/2 oz 151 proof rum

1/2 oz pineapple juice

1/2 oz papaya juice

1/2 oz fresh lime juice

Fill a pint glass almost full with ice. In a shaker, combine the light, dark, and gold rum. Add the juice, and shaky shaky. Pour over the ice, and pour the 151 proof rum over the back of a spoon to float it on the drink.

Fun garnish: Take a sprig of mint and dip it in lime juice then coat it in sugar. It should dry with the sugar adhered to the mint. Very pretty.

Happy Halloween, babies. 

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October 29, 2016
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206 Comments

  1. Comment by MJ on October 29, 2016 9:40 pm

    Went out for BBQ, then ended up hitting a couple of breweries in town and buying a ton of beer to take to Indiana.

    What a day.

    *adjusts strategically placed gourd

  2. Comment by mare on October 29, 2016 9:47 pm

    Hey, drunkie, I mean MJ, you’re a jackass and I love you.

    *takes off Anthony Weiner prosthetic weiner and nose*

  3. Comment by MJ on October 29, 2016 9:49 pm

    I’ll be working on my pumpkin tomorrow. I have no idea what I’m going to carve.

  4. Comment by Sean M. on October 29, 2016 9:50 pm

    terrible heavy metal or terrible alt-rock

    HAR!

    http://tinyurl.com/kq3auzl

  5. Comment by scott on October 29, 2016 9:53 pm

    A game of baseball in the old days took 2 hours.

    I don’t know how people watch this crap.

  6. Comment by MJ on October 29, 2016 9:53 pm

    I wonder if Anthony Weiner is going to commit suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head twice and throwing himself off of a tall building.

  7. Comment by scott on October 29, 2016 9:56 pm

    Yes, and he’ll land on Huma.

  8. Comment by Colorado Alex on October 29, 2016 9:58 pm

    After 90 minutes, every ten minutes they should take the least performing player on each team and flog him in the outfield.

  9. Comment by mare on October 29, 2016 10:00 pm

    I bet Anthony Weiner commits suicide by autoerotic asphyxiation, naked with just an “Anthony Weiner for Mayor” campaign button pined into his bare skin.

  10. Comment by scott on October 29, 2016 10:02 pm

    Boomerang Day!

    That’s what baseball needs.

  11. Comment by lauraw on October 29, 2016 10:04 pm

    I’ll be working on my pumpkin tomorrow. I have no idea what I’m going to carve.

    Do you take requests? May I suggest either a sensitive, hyper-realistic relief of Buckingham Palace rendered through delicate gradations of light emanating through golden glowing pumpkin flesh, or alternatively, perhaps some crude facial features effected via a series of triangles chopped straight through the flesh to the interior.

    One or the other, not picky.

  12. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on October 29, 2016 10:08 pm

    Who is worse, Joe Buck or Bob Costas? Discuss.

    I will say that I’ve never heard Joe Buck discuss politics, so that puts him ahead of gun-ban Bob.

  13. Comment by mare on October 29, 2016 10:10 pm

    Bob Costas is a flaming piece of shitbag thoughts of dickishness. Joe Buck is just, evidently, an annoying hack.

  14. Comment by MJ on October 29, 2016 10:11 pm

    Buckingham palace it is.

  15. Comment by scott on October 29, 2016 10:13 pm

    Make it Joe Buckingham palace.

  16. Comment by MJ on October 29, 2016 10:14 pm

    The brake lines on Anthony Weiner’s stairs failed.

    Future Clinton press release.

  17. Comment by MJ on October 29, 2016 10:15 pm

    Uncle Buck it is!

  18. Comment by mare on October 29, 2016 10:17 pm

    Bullshit, how can Buck be worse than Costas? It is not possible. No human is worse than Bob Costas. He’s right there with Jonathan Gruber who is the fricken devil.

  19. Comment by Jimbro on October 29, 2016 10:17 pm

    Pumpkin frottage

  20. Comment by scott on October 29, 2016 10:21 pm

    Huma’s entire family is connected to the Muslim Brotherhood.

    At the same time she is sending confidential information to her personal email so she can print them out at home.

    Nothing to see here.

    She’s a freaking spy and Hillary doesn’t give a shit.

  21. Comment by mare on October 29, 2016 10:24 pm

    Huma’s entire family is connected to the Muslim Brotherhood.

    ———

    I don’t get how even with the least scratching the surface this is not making even lefties nervous. Her parents are assholes. Terrorists. I really don’t get any of this.

  22. Comment by scott on October 29, 2016 10:28 pm

    There is a good chance she’s going to jail. I’ll laugh.

    Huma Abedinmate.

    baa-da-boom

  23. Comment by mare on October 29, 2016 10:30 pm

    Booya!

  24. Comment by Colorado Alex on October 29, 2016 10:31 pm

    Scott, if we see the Clinton crew start disavowing Huma’s relationship we’ll know she’s going to take the fall.

  25. Comment by MJ on October 29, 2016 10:31 pm

    Don’t nominate a person under FBI investigation.

    Seems like a bad idea.

  26. Comment by scott on October 29, 2016 10:37 pm

    I wouldn’t be surprised if she had a heart attack.

    It’s how they roll.

  27. Comment by Colorado Alex on October 29, 2016 10:42 pm

    Nah, I picture her stuck in some prison cell, hair a mess, eyes wild with madness, shrieking at the guards, “SHE’LL COME FOR ME! I’VE BEEN LOYAL AND SHE KNOWS IT! HILLARY WILL PARDON ME!”

  28. Comment by lclintsp on October 30, 2016 12:39 am

    Hey,she’s a lezbo. She’ll be very popular in prison.

  29. Comment by Sean M. on October 30, 2016 3:58 am

    I hear hurricanes a blowing
    I know the end is coming soon
    I fear rivers over flowing
    I hear the voice of derp and ruin

  30. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 5:18 am

    Lobos won. Fun watching my crappy team as visitors. Aloha Stadium is old. Several places in the stadium, you can see the USS Arizona. It is lit up at night. I couldn’t get a good photo. Tonight was military night. Local assholes didn’t remove hats/doorags during anthem. I could see the memorial from my seat. Still seeing red. G’night.

  31. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 5:50 am

    Costas is worse than Buck.

  32. Comment by PepeLp on October 30, 2016 8:02 am

    Costas is horrible, smug, arrogant liberal douche.

  33. Comment by MJ on October 30, 2016 8:25 am

    Costas seems like a dick. Not sure about his baseball calling abilities.

  34. Comment by Car in on October 30, 2016 9:39 am

    ww

  35. Comment by jam2 on October 30, 2016 9:39 am

    http://tinyurl.com/gwqfsy5

  36. Comment by Vmaximus on October 30, 2016 9:42 am

    Wow football is on before coffee. When did this happen? Trying to reach a new demographic? Zombies perhaps? They might not care if fucktards take a knee.

  37. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 30, 2016 10:01 am

    *takes a knee to protest being cast as the cause of every social ill*

  38. Comment by Vmaximus on October 30, 2016 10:27 am

    There is that Leon

  39. Comment by scott on October 30, 2016 10:30 am

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/kass/ct-hillary-clinton-emails-kass-1030-20161028-column.html

  40. Comment by mare on October 30, 2016 10:32 am

    Vman, they are in London. Trying to grab another market, especially now that the US is kind of pissed at them.

  41. Comment by scott on October 30, 2016 10:41 am

    Stupid ESPN is going to be losing MNF soon.

    They are going broke

    http://www.outkickthecoverage.com/espn-loses-621-000-subscribers-worst-month-in-company-history-102916

  42. Comment by jam2 on October 30, 2016 10:41 am

    how long before comey slips on a banana peel while running with a knife?

    or gets fired?

  43. Comment by scott on October 30, 2016 10:46 am

    HA HA HA Worst month ever. Wanna know why?

    The Obama special was in October…

    “A Conversation with the President: Sports, Race, and Achievement”

    Good job idiots.

  44. Comment by mare on October 30, 2016 10:50 am

    ESPN could not go down in flames fast enough to suit me. Millionaire brain damaged dummies telling the rest of us how to think about important political issues. Yea, no. And I’m referring to Obama.

  45. Comment by scott on October 30, 2016 11:00 am

    Liberals ruin everything.

  46. Comment by mare on October 30, 2016 11:03 am

    Everything.

  47. Comment by scott on October 30, 2016 11:11 am

    http://tinyurl.com/h8b264b

  48. Comment by Car in on October 30, 2016 11:11 am

    Leon – cleaning out another bookshelf and I found my copy of “The Well Trained Mind: a guide to classical education at home”.

    I’m going to throw it on the pile. it’s the classic bible for (good) homeschoolers. It’s awesome.

    I guess I don’t need it anymore.

    START with that book.

  49. Comment by scott on October 30, 2016 11:35 am

    If you look at Huma’s family ties, and you look at all the foreign donors to the Clinton Foundation, it kinda looks like Hillary was selling information.

    I would bet on it.

  50. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 12:12 pm

    Selling information, uranium, and arms to our enemies. Just like her rapist husband sold us out to the ChiComs in order to get re-elected, Pickles sold us out for money.

  51. Comment by Pupster on October 30, 2016 12:35 pm

    Seems a bit traitorish.

  52. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 30, 2016 12:41 pm

    Will do, Car in.

  53. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 30, 2016 12:48 pm

    Jarrahdale flesh is exactly as advertised: stringless and sweet. Somewhere near a soft sweet potato in texture, but pumpkin-flavored.

  54. Comment by Vmaximus on October 30, 2016 12:55 pm

    Hi Mare!
    Where are you this week?

  55. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 1:10 pm

    I guess Carlos Danger had the emails in a file labeled “Life Insurance”

  56. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 30, 2016 1:14 pm

    Holy crap, really?

  57. Comment by Colorado Alex on October 30, 2016 1:22 pm

    Supposedly Weiner has given the FBI permission to access the computer.

  58. Comment by mare on October 30, 2016 1:38 pm

    Leon, is there a downside to Tumeric supplementation?

  59. Comment by Pupster on October 30, 2016 1:39 pm

    https://is.gd/KMn4SJ

  60. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 30, 2016 1:46 pm

    Orange poop.

  61. Comment by Car in on October 30, 2016 2:05 pm

    Kid run. To Wayne state. It never ends.

  62. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 2:06 pm

    Looks like sexting with a 15 yr old is enough to get a weasel to roll to the Feds. Huma lost her immunity by lying. She claims she doesn’t know how he got her emails.

  63. Comment by mare on October 30, 2016 2:11 pm

    Saw something on marksdailyapple.com. Thanks, Leon.

  64. Comment by Colorado Alex on October 30, 2016 2:18 pm

    Comment by Car in on October 30, 2016 2:05 pm
    Kid run. To Wayne state. It never ends.

    If it’s not a crisis, let her handle it on her own. It’s a learning experience.

  65. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on October 30, 2016 2:47 pm

    Sometimes even if it is a crisis, you have to let them handle it on their own. Rocketboy learned that the hard way when he picked a college 500 miles from home.

  66. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on October 30, 2016 3:08 pm

    Send more booze, indeed.

    https://thenib.com/today-s-electoral-map

  67. Comment by Colorado Alex on October 30, 2016 3:19 pm

    Time to go back to the bath salts.

  68. Comment by Car in on October 30, 2016 3:27 pm

    Co/al – I was taking her BACK to wayne state. She was home for the weekend.

  69. Comment by Car in on October 30, 2016 3:28 pm

    I just didn’t know I was going to be taking her back today. I would have planned my day better.

  70. Comment by Car in on October 30, 2016 3:28 pm

    I was just joking that running kids here and there NEVER ends.

  71. Comment by Colorado Alex on October 30, 2016 3:36 pm

    She’s a gown woman. Take her down to the Amtrak station and let her figure it out. You shouldn’t have to screw up your day to drive your grown kids around. If she’s not going to give you the courtesy of letting you know when she needs to be home, then you’re under no obligation to scramble to help her.

  72. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 30, 2016 3:52 pm

    Amtrak follows I-94, it’d be a longer drive than Wayne State to the nearest station.

  73. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 30, 2016 4:06 pm

    Amazon was scheduled to deliver 2 packages today. First one was on the deck when I got home from church. Second one… first driver claimed he couldn’t find the house. The one that gets a package from Amazon once a week or so, that house. Couldn’t find it.

    Supposedly there will be another attempt before 8pm. Different driver. He’s supposed to call if he has trouble.

  74. Comment by lauraw on October 30, 2016 4:24 pm

    Leon, how do those Jarrahdales compare with butternuts?

  75. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 30, 2016 4:28 pm

    It’s way less stringy than any butternut I’ve had, and much closer to a pumpkin flavor. I can save and send some seeds if you’re interested. There wasn’t anything nearby with which to hybridize, so they should grow true from the seeds.

  76. Comment by lauraw on October 30, 2016 4:31 pm

    I’d love some!! Thanks!

  77. Comment by lauraw on October 30, 2016 4:33 pm

    I’m just amazed that you did that without irrigation. Must be the Australian heritage.

  78. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 30, 2016 4:39 pm

    We got a fair bit of rain in July, and the rotting wood really holds moisture, especially after the leaf cover came in.

  79. Comment by Jimbro on October 30, 2016 5:04 pm

    Butternut question: We generally either get frozen prepared squash or peeled and cubed squash to make. This year I bit the bullet and bought a few whole ones. I cut them in the middle, scoop the seeds out and roast them with a sprinkle of allspice and brown sugar on them. When they’re done I cut them into pieces and use a knife to trim the peel off as I eat it. Is there an easier way to roast them like this? (Mainly I’d like to know about peeling the fuckers.)

  80. Comment by Jewstin The Hammer on October 30, 2016 5:17 pm

    I’m foreman at work now and it’s killing me. I worked 80 hours last week. Boyfriend and I went to a Halloween party last night. I found a chair and slept through the party.

  81. Comment by Jewstin The Hammer on October 30, 2016 5:25 pm

    Jimbro, I make squash the same way and scoop it out of the peel with a spoon.

  82. Comment by lauraw on October 30, 2016 5:29 pm

    Jimbro, put a little water in your baking pan. Put the squash cut-sides-down in that little puddle of water until half-cooked. Then turn them over and top them. Add a little butter or oil to your topping. Maintain your little puddle of water until they are almost done. When they are steamed like this, they don’t dry out as much and the peel comes right off when they are done cooking. They also don’t brown as much, alas.

    Sometimes I just steam them with a little water in the microwave instead of roasting, altogether.

  83. Comment by Pupster on October 30, 2016 5:42 pm

    https://is.gd/ugLmtd

  84. Comment by mare on October 30, 2016 5:48 pm

    Hahhhaah, love that doggie, Pups!

  85. Comment by scott on October 30, 2016 5:48 pm

    1} Amy Schumer does Budweiser commercials

    2) People stop drinking Budweiser

    Liberals ruin everything.

  86. Comment by mare on October 30, 2016 5:56 pm

    Has Budweiser lost some business, Scott?

  87. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 6:04 pm

    Dan prepares his squash like lauraw. We’ve already had butternut and acorn squash this year. Mmmm…

  88. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 6:05 pm

    Mare, yep. Ending the Schumer/Rogen campaign early.

  89. Comment by mare on October 30, 2016 6:06 pm

    HA! Scott’s right, liberals ruin everything.

  90. Comment by scott on October 30, 2016 6:12 pm

    To be fair, Bud sales have been falling for 25 years.

    This last ad campaign was supposed to reverse that trend.

    It didn’t, they just pulled the plug on it.

  91. Comment by scott on October 30, 2016 6:16 pm

    In 1988, one out of four beers sold in the US was a Budweiser.

    I did my fair share.

    Now they are being outsold by Coors Light.

  92. Comment by Car in on October 30, 2016 6:23 pm

    Bud outsold by coors lit? Not by me. Weird. I don’t like either.

  93. Comment by Jimbro on October 30, 2016 6:32 pm

    Thanks for the squash tips. Both the spoon extraction method and the mid-cook 180 rotation technique sound good.

  94. Comment by Jimbro on October 30, 2016 6:36 pm

    Those Schumer/Rogen Bud Light Party commercials annoyed the hell out of me. I can’t recall the last time I’ve had a Budweiser product. Coors made some retro bottles and I bought an 18 pack last year. It was alright. https://is.gd/7VjWzk

  95. Comment by Sean M. on October 30, 2016 6:38 pm

    Greetings, butternuts, nutter-butters, and, um…butt-nutters?

  96. Comment by Jimbro on October 30, 2016 6:40 pm

    I’m still working through the odds and ends left over from camp. Between the beer we buy when we’re hosting people and the beer they bring to be good guests there’s a lot left over every year. I do my part to get rid of the summer brew before winter arrives.

  97. Comment by Hotspur on October 30, 2016 6:44 pm

    We chainsawed, clipped, and woodchipped about 250 feet of wilderness to the creek behind the house. Big group of friends, chili, polish sausage, beer and wine after. Absolute beautiful fun time.

  98. Comment by Sean M. on October 30, 2016 6:44 pm

    I haven’t bought much Budweiser since I got out of college, and I certainly haven’t purchased any in the last five years. I’m honestly puzzled as to how the Miller Brewing Co. can stay in business. Their beer has always tasted fucking awful to me.

  99. Comment by MJ on October 30, 2016 6:50 pm

    Budweiser?

    Yuck

  100. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 6:50 pm

    Dan collected AB beer steins. After ImBev, the quality became shit. I can’t remember the last Christmas stein he purchased.

  101. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 6:55 pm

    Had a couple Bud Lights this AM watching football. One build your own Bloody Mary that I had Dan make me. Local bar opened at 3:00 for the London game. We got there around 7 for the early games.

  102. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 6:57 pm

    We’ve been drinking $1 Primo pints at Japan Walk.

  103. Comment by Sean M. on October 30, 2016 7:01 pm

    Do they still have the Primo shirts with the little cartoon guy saying “No can hear, get beer in my ear”?

  104. Comment by Pupster on October 30, 2016 7:12 pm

    Its. On.

    http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2016-election/fbi-obtains-warrant-newly-discovered-emails-clinton-probe-reid-accuses-n675411

  105. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 7:12 pm

    Not a lot of Primo gear anymore. Hard to find logo tees.

  106. Comment by Jimbro on October 30, 2016 7:15 pm

    Learn something new every day at this shit hole blog

    https://is.gd/qtaIFr

  107. Comment by Sean M. on October 30, 2016 7:16 pm

    There was a kid who used to wear one of those shirts to school when I was in high school. No fuckin’ way you could get away with that today.

  108. Comment by MJ on October 30, 2016 7:23 pm

    Now that I’ve posted a jack o lantern pic, this thread is a huge success.

    Thank you, everyone!

  109. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 7:28 pm

    Thanks, MJ. I’m saving the drink recipe, too.

  110. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 7:31 pm

    Sean, Dan had never heard of Primo beer. I was telling him about the cool kids from Cali and HI that could surf and wore Primo tanks or tees. In Middle School!!! I had a chimp smoking pot tee and a monkey drinking beer tee that I wasn’t allowed to wear in TX. Went from minimal dress code to insanity from 7th to 8th grade.

  111. Comment by scott on October 30, 2016 7:33 pm

    I predict that Assange will strike early and hard.

    He doesn’t want the FBI to steal his thunder.

  112. Comment by mare on October 30, 2016 7:34 pm

    Love your jack o lantern, MJ! (And by jack o lantern, I mean jack o lantern)

    Before it was a thing, we would do up Halloween to level: FUN. I use to kick ass on the kids’ face make up and costumes as witches, skeletons and what not. Our jack-O-lanterns were the talk of the neighborhood. My kids just had a blast. Now, I don’t even want to give out candy. My husband has taken over that job. Damn, I’ve become the Halloween grinch. My kids are shocked, shocked I tell you.

    Of course now we live in an area (gated) where not too many kids live.

  113. Comment by Sean M. on October 30, 2016 7:35 pm

    Here’s a photo I myself took of a pumpkin I totes for realsies carved and stuff:

    http://tinyurl.com/guq8q4d

  114. Comment by scott on October 30, 2016 7:36 pm

    The Foundation is under criminal investigation as well.

    The Clintons are in deep shit.

    Attorney General Trey Gowdy is going to kick their ass,

  115. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 7:37 pm

    Scott, 4 guys at table next to us this AM still think Wikileaks will take her down. Aussie guy was saying the Carlos Danger backup will end up being confirmation. TFG probably should’ve paid more attention to the grifters than to golf

  116. Comment by mare on October 30, 2016 7:38 pm

    I’m impressed with the H2 jack o lantern game. Sean, niiiiiiiice.

  117. Comment by MJ on October 30, 2016 7:38 pm

    Maybe going from a lifetime of ‘public service’ to a lifetime of ‘making billions of dollars from your sainted public service’ was a bad idea.

    Dunno, just spitballin’ here.

  118. Comment by MJ on October 30, 2016 7:39 pm

    Free for five minutes?

    How are we going to pay the H2 bills?

  119. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 7:41 pm

    I am still amazed that people are going against the narrative IN TRUE BLUE HAWAII! 4 Hillary signs as we’ve walked/ridden The Bus through Honolulu/Waikiki. 4! They were all in windows at Caldwell for mayor HQ.

  120. Comment by mare on October 30, 2016 7:41 pm

    That whole “public servants” deal is an f’ing myth. If you get paid, perks and a pension, it’s called a job. You’re not doing anything for free which is what servants do. Now a days, politicians get rich in office. Odd that.

  121. Comment by MJ on October 30, 2016 7:46 pm

    I’ve always hated that, Mare.

    It’s such bullshit. I guess I’d be a private servant, by the same measure.

  122. Comment by Jimbro on October 30, 2016 7:54 pm

    In the midst of the FBI news I totally forgot Assange promised more, devastating leaks prior to the election. Time to make the popcorn.

  123. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on October 30, 2016 7:55 pm

    Jas. Townhend made a fall harvest soup called Three Sisters, with beans, corn, and squash. If the weather will ever turn cooler, I’ll make it.

  124. Comment by scott on October 30, 2016 7:58 pm

    Drudge made a similar claim too.

  125. Comment by lauraw on October 30, 2016 8:03 pm

    I believe nothing, I trust nothing, I’m become a horrible cynic. Evil wins most of the time.

    On the other hand, I have a nifty flamethrower video to watch over and over, which oddly gives me a feeling of hope.

  126. Comment by Sean M. on October 30, 2016 8:10 pm

    Okay, I just read the ESPN thing scott linked earlier, and I have a couple of thoughts. While I’m sure there are plenty of people who are sick of ESPN adding a heaping helping of liberal bullshit to their sports coverage, I’m not sure that accounts for a lot of the lost business, unless you’re looking at people getting fed up with the media in general and just cutting the cable, as I know some here have done. Why do I say this? Because for the vast majority of people, you can’t just call up your cable or satellite provider and say “I don’t want ESPN anymore, let’s get rid of that and keep everything else.” Sure, these days people have the option of switching to smaller channel bundles that may not include any sports programming, but again, how many people who are doing that are taking that step purely out of frustration with ESPN’s politics instead of–and I think this is more likely–cutting costs or just switching to a slimmer group of channels that includes what they want and ditches some stuff they don’t watch.

    Oh, look over there: http://tinyurl.com/hkc72s5

  127. Comment by mare on October 30, 2016 8:12 pm

    This is what gives me hope, when I see a steaming pile of swirling turd which still has that fresh crap look to it, I think, “gosh, I respect that turd more than the media and the dog that crapped it.”

    I don’t know what I’m saying. All I meant was I hate the media and do not trust them. Much like Lauraw does not trust, “nothing.”

  128. Comment by Colorado Alex on October 30, 2016 8:12 pm

    Actually, servants do get paid. But these assholes believe that they are nobility, not servants.

  129. Comment by MJ on October 30, 2016 8:19 pm

    I was busy all day but I’ll watch some of the Sunday shows tomorrow.

    I’m hearing that their strategy is to deny everything and pretend to be very concerned.

    It’s as if they are incapable of learning.

  130. Comment by Pupster on October 30, 2016 8:19 pm

    https://is.gd/MpODyh

  131. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 8:21 pm

    We used to pay for the 3rd tier of cable so we could get all the sports!!!! and the HD versions of each sports channel. No mas. Millennials watch TV/Sports on phones and tablets. No cable. Purchase the app. We are streaming more and more.

  132. Comment by Colorado Alex on October 30, 2016 8:25 pm

    A lot of shows are now available on Netflix / hulu/ amazon prime. Makes it easier to cut the TV service. I only watch a couple cw shows and shameless, so it’s not a big deal.

  133. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 8:27 pm

    D-rats on FB were silenced Friday. They’ve been issued their talking points and 1) Republicans trying to steal election with “Unprecedented” October Surprise. (Looks back to 1992 election and October Surprise that hurt 41) B. All of these emails may be duplicates of emails the FBI already cleared as okie dokey III) This is exactly what Putin wants you to do! Are you a commie agent?

  134. Comment by Pupster on October 30, 2016 8:28 pm

    Oso!

    https://is.gd/IRHJac

  135. Comment by scott on October 30, 2016 8:32 pm

    Most of ESPN’s loss is purely economical cord cutting.

    But, ESPN is the reason why a lot of people keep cable. Their liberal BS just makes it easier to cut the cord.

    I don’t think it’s a coincidence that their worst month of all time, right in the middle of MLB playoffs, happened to be the month where they gave Obama his own show.

  136. Comment by scott on October 30, 2016 8:34 pm

    After we quite cable I used to steal MNF.

    They have pissed me off so much I don’t bother now.

  137. Comment by scott on October 30, 2016 8:38 pm

    quit

  138. Comment by wiserbud on October 30, 2016 8:38 pm

    Just for Hotspur’s information:

    Young Frankenstein is on TCM tonight.

  139. Comment by wiserbud on October 30, 2016 8:39 pm

    >>>They have pissed me off so much I don’t bother now.

    I have not watched a single game this year. Fuck ’em all.

  140. Comment by Pupster on October 30, 2016 8:40 pm

    I didn’t read the article. I assumed ESPN was hemorrhaging ratings, like eyeballs on the screen, which is what they use to price and sell their advertising.

  141. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 8:41 pm

    Scott, eleventy!!!! They misread their audience. NFL is making the same mistake pandering to their SJW programmed idiot players.

  142. Comment by wiserbud on October 30, 2016 8:42 pm

    And budweiser’s decision is yet another example of people deciding to simply say “fuck off” to the SJWs as I discussed in my last WFP column.

    It’s a quiet yet effective push-back.

  143. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 8:43 pm

    Pupster!!! Youngster beauty pageant at hotel last night. Saw lots of girls leaving with their trophies, sashes, and tiaras. My tiara was better than all but 1!

  144. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 8:45 pm

    U of H’s dance squad has a male dancer. Gheyest thing ever!!!

  145. Comment by mare on October 30, 2016 8:45 pm

    I know I’m not the only one who uses sports as an escape from politics. Come on, this isn’t rocket science. *cough, Roamy*

  146. Comment by Sean M. on October 30, 2016 8:47 pm

    For those of you who aren’t on Facespace, this guy turned 11 today:

    http://tinyurl.com/z9ed4fz

    He’s looking up at a treat I’m holding, because that’s the only way I could get him to sit still.

  147. Comment by wiserbud on October 30, 2016 8:48 pm

    >>>>There was a kid who used to wear one of those shirts to school when I was in high school. No fuckin’ way you could get away with that today.

    We cleaned out under my bar this summer and found a set of glasses and a pitcher with Bud logos on them.

    Offered them to wiserson to take to college for use at keg parties or whatever. He refused.

    Turns out it’s against school policy for him to have anything in his dorm with a logo on it for any alcoholic beverage.

    #doomed

  148. Comment by scott on October 30, 2016 8:49 pm

    It’s such a shame. Early ESPN was so much fun.

  149. Comment by mare on October 30, 2016 8:56 pm

    He’s a sweet little angel, Sean.

    Oh, and Wiser, doomed indeed. Seriously, no logos from alcoholic beverages? But safe spaces and rape mattresses?

  150. Comment by scott on October 30, 2016 8:59 pm

  151. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 9:03 pm

    Early ESPN was great!

  152. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 9:04 pm

    I use sports to escape from life. Early adapter. 3rd gen!

  153. Comment by wiserbud on October 30, 2016 9:21 pm

    Watching Young Frankenstein

    Peter Boyle -dead
    Mary Feldman -dead
    Gene Wilder -dead
    Madeline Kahn -dead
    Kenneth Mars -dead

    Getting old sucks

  154. Comment by mare on October 30, 2016 9:21 pm

    I am not in touch with the masses (evidently) but it seems as though this Hillary deal is somewhat piercing the bubble of Hillary safety.

    Andrea Mitchell, “This new email scandal is the worst possible thing for the country.” I know what she means, however, it does not bode well for HIllary.

  155. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 9:23 pm

    Gene Wilder is the only “Newly” dead though. The others fall into “Gone too soon”

  156. Comment by wiserbud on October 30, 2016 9:25 pm

    The guy that Wilder knees in the balls early on the flick died before the movie was released.

    #cursed

  157. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 9:25 pm

    Mare, the MFM is looking at it from the perspective that Comey has inserted the FBI into the electoral process and is rigging the election for Trump.

  158. Comment by Jimbro on October 30, 2016 9:27 pm

    I’ve been watching college games and only Patriots games fully aware that the post Brady-Belicheck era is going to suck. Then I can blissfully ignore my struggling team.

    https://is.gd/wGA5Vk

  159. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 9:36 pm

    Who threw the dildo on the field during the Patriots game?

  160. Comment by scott on October 30, 2016 9:37 pm

    “Comey has inserted the FBI into the electoral process and is rigging the election for Trump.”

    It’s Comey’s only hope at this point.

  161. Comment by Sean M. on October 30, 2016 9:39 pm

    Teri Garr and Cloris Leachman are still alive. Oddly, the latter seems to have aged a lot better than the former.

  162. Comment by Jimbro on October 30, 2016 9:39 pm

    Rex Ryan

  163. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 9:43 pm

    Teri Garr has MS, I think.

  164. Comment by Sean M. on October 30, 2016 9:46 pm

    You are correct, oso. Now I feel like kind of a dick.

  165. Comment by Jimbro on October 30, 2016 9:48 pm

    Paula was watching Flowers In The Attic last night while I was reading. I’ve never seen it but I missed 2/3 of it so didn’t try to catch up. At the end when they did a fade away scene of the mansion I realized I’d been there before with my ex wife. It’s in Ipswich, Massachusetts.

    http://www.completevca.com/bio_exclusive_crane.shtml

    I only mentioned I’d been there and didn’t feel further background information would be wise to share.

  166. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 9:52 pm

    Sean, I was thinking about how ageless Cloris Leachman seems. Compare her to Rhoda and MTM too. She never seemed to mind being aged for comedic reasons. (Jimbro, did you and the ex stay in the attic? Creepy) 😜

  167. Comment by Jimbro on October 30, 2016 9:52 pm

    The Grand Allee view was stunning

  168. Comment by Jimbro on October 30, 2016 9:55 pm

    I never entered the house. I forget why. Either no tours that day, sold out, didn’t want to or no extra money (I was still a resident then)

  169. Comment by mare on October 30, 2016 9:56 pm

    OH, My, Gosh, Rosetta and I would joke about Flowers In The Attic all the time. Awwwwww, miss that big, funny man.

  170. Comment by Sean M. on October 30, 2016 9:59 pm

    I watched Flowers in the Attic a couple of months ago. I had forgotten what an utterly ridiculous story that was. I mean, the whole thing is fucking dumb, but the ending alone had me sharting with laughter.

  171. Comment by Jimbro on October 30, 2016 10:03 pm

    My kids, especially the youngest, are all over the creepy clown phenomenon. Tonight is supposed to be clown purge night.

    http://reason.com/blog/2016/10/27/the-great-halloween-clown-purge-of-2016

    When it was time to let the dogs out one last time he arrived downstairs armed with a baseball bat.

  172. Comment by Jimbro on October 30, 2016 10:04 pm

    I did hear the awful accents in the wedding scene

  173. Comment by mare on October 30, 2016 10:05 pm

    Cam Newton bitching about being hit continually where he shouldn’t be hit. He’s going to talk to Godell. And you wonder why 15% of your viewers are out?? “Story of my career, the NFL saying we missed that hit.”

    Uffffffff. Cam is wearing a pink suit with a green hat and a pink feather. Yes, yes, I totally take him seriously.

  174. Comment by ChrisP on October 30, 2016 10:10 pm

    Russian hackers are better than we thought. They stole Clinton’s emails from the NSA, put them on Huma’s laptop, and pinned it on Weiner.

    — Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays)

  175. Comment by scott on October 30, 2016 10:10 pm

    He’s a piece of crap.

  176. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 10:12 pm

    FITA books are crap. I read crap, so I know! My first real experience with writers continuing a series after the author dies. Crap. I actually prefer the new Bourne. See also new Tom Clancy. New Mitch Rapp’s have been ok.

  177. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 10:13 pm

    Mare, did you see his shoes?

  178. Comment by scott on October 30, 2016 10:15 pm

    If he weren’t such an asshole this wouldn’t be a problem

    .

  179. Comment by scott on October 30, 2016 10:16 pm

    There is a reason, you asshole, why only you have this problem.

  180. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 10:30 pm

    MJ, are we going to get a lit JOL pic? Looks pretty scary as is

  181. Comment by jam2 on October 30, 2016 10:31 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/z55265z

  182. Comment by MJ on October 30, 2016 10:31 pm

    Yeah, tomorrow.

    I forgot to take one and already blew it out. I’m in bed already.

  183. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 10:37 pm

    Only 4:36 here. Dan and I are trying to decide where to view tonight’s sunset. We have 2 hours to go.

  184. Comment by mare on October 30, 2016 10:41 pm

    Did not see the shoes. Attention whores gotta attention.

  185. Comment by mare on October 30, 2016 10:45 pm

    In front of the Hilton Hawaiian village or Fort Derussy is nice.

  186. Comment by Sean M. on October 30, 2016 10:47 pm

    Eddie Vedder was…not terrible singing “Take Me Out To The Ballgame” there.

  187. Comment by jam2 on October 30, 2016 10:47 pm

    i’m starting to feel good about how things are turning out. what’s gonna happen first:
    hillary chokes to death while drinking a beer at 9 in the morning
    hillary has comey offed, it’s caught on tape and the msm spins it as constitutional
    comey slips and falls off a building while balls deep in huma and stabs himself in the back on the way down
    billy j dies of aids after craking a load on monicas dress “for old times sake” in the oval office
    hillary is impeached 24 hours after she’s sworn in
    hillary resigns 2 weeks after she’s sworn in

  188. Comment by jam2 on October 30, 2016 10:49 pm

    n

  189. Comment by Sean M. on October 30, 2016 10:52 pm

    Sorry, but Hillary is going to win. She’s going to serve a full four years on the power of spite and malice alone.*
     
     
     
    *There also may be a plutonium core involved, but that hasn’t been conclusively proven yet.

  190. Comment by Colorado Alex on October 30, 2016 10:53 pm

    I’m out at a contra dance. I just danced with a woman in her late forties, short grey hair, very pregnant. Her name was Carin.

  191. Comment by Sean M. on October 30, 2016 11:03 pm

    I’m stuck at work, Colex. Kill a few Sandanistas for me, m’kay?

  192. Comment by osoloco11 on October 30, 2016 11:04 pm

    Hahaha Mare! I just asked Dan if we could walk to HHV and get Lappert’s and watch the sunset. Dan: You can’t have ice cream for dinner!!!

  193. Comment by wiserbud on October 30, 2016 11:31 pm

    >>>>Awwwwww, miss that big, funny man.

    Yeah, I hit that feeling on a pretty regular schedule.

    Same with Cyn.

  194. Comment by Sean M. on October 30, 2016 11:43 pm

    pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseonemoreout

  195. Comment by Sean M. on October 30, 2016 11:45 pm

    YES!!!!!!

  196. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on October 30, 2016 11:49 pm

    That was pretty cool, hearing that many people sing “Go, Cubs, Go”

  197. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on October 30, 2016 11:50 pm

    And for once, the announcers shut the eff up.

  198. Comment by Jay in Ames on October 30, 2016 11:53 pm

    Arrietta has been their most effective pitcher against Cleveland. I’m calling game 7.

    Pitching is king in this series.

  199. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on October 30, 2016 11:55 pm

    Hahahahaha, signs behond the talking heads are “Hillary for Prison” and “Joe Buck rolls the toilet paper UNDER”

  200. Comment by Jay in Ames on October 31, 2016 12:02 am

    Got some feedback on my homebrews from another brewer. He gave me some tips, but generally liked them.

    Told you it wasn’t just me that liked them! *raspberries

  201. Comment by Sean M. on October 31, 2016 1:01 am

    Good jerb, J’Ames.

  202. Comment by Sean M. on October 31, 2016 4:15 am

    Our day will come
    If we just wait a while
    No tears for us
    Think derp and wear a smile

  203. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on October 31, 2016 6:44 am

    Argh. Friend asked me to co-sign a loan for his daughter’s college tuition. Ummm, no. That’s the kind of thing that ruins a friendship no matter how I answer.

  204. Comment by leoncaruthers on October 31, 2016 7:30 am

    It’s been a very long weekend. MMM will be up in like 20-30 minutes. Longer if I try to do a Halloween theme.

  205. Comment by mare on October 31, 2016 8:58 am

    Roamy, that’s actually crazy. I wouldn’t do that even if it was a family member.

  206. Comment by mare on October 31, 2016 9:06 am

    Co-sign a student loan.


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