I Don’t Like the Word Pussy, So Here’s a Few Substitutes

214 Comments

  1. PUSSSSSAAY!!!!

  2. Rape vs saying pussy

    Killing 4 men vs saying pussy

    Telling secret service to get the fuck away vs saying pussy

    Selling America for $$$ vs saying pussy

  3. Eh, it’ll help with the professional political class and millennials.

    It’s not a good story but, as I’m sure you’ve all thought about, this would be a boys will be boy story for anyone with a D next to their name.

    It’s all fake. Everything.

  4. I’m a little in awe of the Bush clan knifing Trump, though. Nice work!

  5. I can honestly say, I don’t give a shit.

  6. I’m in it for the sheer spectacle and wanting to put a finger in the eye of the absolutely corrupt government.

    Besides, we’re in a huge bubble again and it’ll burst soon. Nothing else really matters.

    SnapChat is being valued at $25B. It produces nothing and has no revenue. Silicon Valley is going to fall.

  7. This time it will be different

  8. Pussy

  9. Huh. There’s a new post.

    Meathead’s skinny steak technique kicks ass.

  10. Meathead is not a pussy.

  11. Reverse seared pussy

    “You better put some ice on that”

  12. Has anyone in Silicone Valley turned a profit? Or do they all just take VC money, run a scam on investors, and then retire with their millions?

  13. repost:

    Trump’s best bet is to come out on Sunday and say, “Yup, I’m an asshole. You all knew this when I started this campaign. I may not be a role model for young women, but I raised two beautiful, intelligent, successful daughters who damn well should be role models, and who are far more deserving of that title than my opponent will ever be.
    “But I’m not corrupt, and my opponent is. So America, this is your choice. You can choose the vulgar jerk who has built buildings, employed workers, and made New York City a better place, and who knows how to get things done. Or you can vote for a corrupt career politician who, by her own admission, has spent the past thirty years cultivating power by protecting worse men than me. Who has corrupted every institution that she has touched, from the White House Travel Office to the IRS to the FBI. Who left four Americans to die in a foreign city and then lied to you about her responsibility. And who blatantly undermined the very notion of accountability with her private email server. Honest government, or public corruption: that’s your choice America.”

  14. Trump’s new campaign song.

  15. https://is.gd/Wgl4Dv

  16. https://is.gd/xmdqPV

  17. http://somethingpositive.net/sp09162016.shtml

  18. NC State game on ABC is very entertaining.

  19. I’m also impressed at how quickly the old GOP struck to take back their party.

    Now they can go back to losing with integrity.

  20. Evening.

  21. Evening.

  22. Evening.

  23. A new guy started today.

    Alabama: So why’d y’all decide to work here?

    New Guy:. I wanted a better job.

    Me: BWAHAHAHAHAH!

    Alabama: Damn, Jew. Don’t scare him off yet.

  24. You’re not going to make supervisor with that laughter, mister!

  25. Me: Good!

  26. Did I miss the story on “Alabama”?

    Although I can gather certain parts.

  27. Alabama is a co-worker. He came straight out of the swamp. Hose A and Hose B are the lazy Mexicans. My helper is an Ethiopian fellow. I could call the foreman Picked Winto because he is that crazy.

  28. I have not made my dislike of Trump a secret around here. And, yeah, I suppose some of it can be chalked up to what people like to deride as “virtue signalling.” I think he’s a crass and vulgar asshole who also happens to be a thin-skinned bully. I think he’s a vainglorious douchebag who thrives on flattery. I think he’s a money-grubbing prick who will cheat and steamroll anyone, big or small, if it means he can make an extra buck. I think he’s a liar–scratch that–I know he’s a liar whose facility with speaking things that are demonstrably untrue should give anybody who supports him serious pause. And I know for goddamn sure that he’s no conservative. He doesn’t seem to give a shit about individual liberty or the Constitution, save for the part that helps him steal property from others.

    But you want to know the real reason I’ve been against Trump? Because I wanted to fucking win this election. And there was no way, ever, that he was going to do that. Not before he clinched the nomination, not after. Not even when Gramm-gram Felonia Drinksalot-McConcussion started literally decaying in front of our eyes.

    He. Was. Never. Going. To. Win.

    Shit, I don’t think he even started out wanting to win, but he’s such a fucking attention-hungry glorywhore that he just stuck with it when his stupid fucking hats started selling. But he never had a chance, and he knew it. That’s why he didn’t even bother to set up a proper campaign apparatus (or hire competent people beforehand who would make sure that happened if he was unwilling or unable to do so). And while I’m not a conspiracy theory guy, well, there’s this. And the question that’s been asked over and over again: If he was trying to lose to Hillary, what exactly would he be doing differently?

    Look, I get that people are pissed. I get the fact that they’re tired of a party establishment that disrespects and disdains them. I get that there’s a lot wrong with this country that more mealy-mouthed faux conservatism isn’t going to fix. But for the love of God and Mary and Joseph and the Black Baby Jesus, How the actual fuck is nominating a lifelong New York City Democrat who plays fucking golf with Bill Fucking Clinton and has the goddamn cocksucking pair of them as honored guests at his fucking wedding supposed to be anywhere NEAR a reasonable solution to any of this?

    One last thing: We’ve spent years on this blog and elsewhere ripping on Low Information Voters and mushy moderates and the like. Well, it should come as no surprise to any of us that those people get whatever news they manage to consume from the likes of NBC or daytime estro-talk or the Daily Show. It might have been nice to nip this shit in the bud before they were able to talk 24/7 about how our nominee was literally every goddamned negative stereotype of a Republican candidate, but hey, those Pepe memes sure a hoot, huh?

    Fuck it. Arby’s. Nothing matters.

  29. I was a fan of Perry, Walker, and Cruz (Sounds like a law firm or a version of the Three Wise Men shot). Trump won because the Republican leadership saw Hillary as weak and really wanted to push a pro-amnesty, open borders Republican into office. If Rubio had dropped out of the race before Super Tuesday and thrown his support behind Cruz, Cruz would have been the nominee. There was no way that the establishment pick was ever going to win. But they didn’t want to admit that so instead they divided the anti-trump wing of the party. If they had spent the past seven years fighting a little harder and throwing the conservative and blue-collar wing of the party a few bones then there’d be more good-will and willingness to compromise. They did none of this, and Trump is the result of their arrogance.

  30. He’s not Hillary.

  31. It really doesn’t matter.

    The GOP gave Obama everything he wanted for 8 years.

    They aren’t going to change.

  32. Marco Rubio was Not Hillary. I think he would have had a fighting chance against her. Trump never did.

    And again, if you’re pissed about the GOP not fighting Obama hard enough, how is nominating a Democrat the solution? Oh, right. Because Wall.

  33. Rubio didn’t win.

  34. Who the fuck triggered Sean?

    Don’t
    Eat
    Republican
    Pizza

  35. You’re right, scott, he didn’t. But the drumbeat I heard against him over and over and over was AAAAAAAMNESTYYYYYY!!!! And maybe that was right. But maybe he could be persuaded to change his mind on that or come up with a better solution.

    Well, guess what? Now you get guaranteed amnesty. Plus the SCOTUS picks. Plus a Clinton DOJ. And on and on and on.

  36. I voted for Cruz in the primary, and I will vote for anybody who isn’t Hillary in November.

  37. Who the fuck triggered Sean?

    Perhaps
    Uniformly
    Strident
    Sarcastic
    Yelling

  38. Pusillanimous
    Ululations
    Shouted
    Steadfastly
    Yesterday

  39. **passes down a Diet Dr Pepper**

  40. I like Pence, a lot.

    If there were a way we could lose Trump and move him up a slot I would be all for it.

  41. I like Pence, as well. I was a Cruzbot and there was no way the GOPe was going to support him over Trump. Reading the Wiki dump from last night, the DNC and the MFM were humping Trump, Carson, and Cruz for the GOP nominee. 3 easiest to otherize and destroy.

  42. Whatever Sean said and Trump is not Hilllary so I’m voting for him. And Pence.

  43. This morning Paula loaded her ATV on the truck to check out a converted rail trail ( http://www.mainetrailfinder.com/trails/trail/down-east-sunrise-trail ) and was halfway there when she called me to look for the key. The boy and I turned the house upside down looking for it to no avail. Scoured the driveway and no key. She came home and called the dealer who told her she’d need to pop out the ignition (?!?) and get a locksmith to make her a new one. After we tore her truck apart she went for a bike ride retracing her route and found it about a mile down the main road still in working condition. Small miracles do happen.

  44. You know, if more men would grab some pussy, America could be greater again.

  45. I voted for Cruz in the primary here, even though he had officially dropped out at that point. He was the only one left on the ballot who wasn’t Trump. Other than Jim Gilmore, I mean. I don’t think any of Jim Gilmore’s relatives even voted for him.

    I’m sorry to stir up shit here, but I needed an outlet. The higher-ups at WFP have officially asked that we don’t say anything negative about Trump, so I can’t vent there. And I just generally don’t post political stuff on Facebook. You guys are the best for putting up with me.

  46. What mare said

  47. I have not made my dislike of Trump a secret around here. And, yeah, I suppose some of it can be chalked up to what people like to deride as “virtue signalling.” I think he’s a crass and vulgar asshole who also happens to be a thin-skinned bully. I think he’s a vainglorious douchebag who thrives on flattery. I think he’s a money-grubbing prick who will cheat and steamroll anyone, big or small, if it means he can make an extra buck. I think he’s a liar–scratch that–I know he’s a liar whose facility with speaking things that are demonstrably untrue should give anybody who supports him serious pause. And I know for goddamn sure that he’s no conservative. He doesn’t seem to give a shit about individual liberty or the Constitution, save for the part that helps him steal property from others.

    But you want to know the real reason I’ve been against Trump? Because I wanted to fucking win this election. And there was no way, ever, that he was going to do that. Not before he clinched the nomination, not after. Not even when Gramm-gram Felonia Drinksalot-McConcussion started literally decaying in front of our eyes.

    He. Was. Never. Going. To. Win.

    Shit, I don’t think he even started out wanting to win, but he’s such a fucking attention-hungry glorywhore that he just stuck with it when his stupid fucking hats started selling. But he never had a chance, and he knew it. That’s why he didn’t even bother to set up a proper campaign apparatus (or hire competent people beforehand who would make sure that happened if he was unwilling or unable to do so). And while I’m not a conspiracy theory guy, well, there’s this. And the question that’s been asked over and over again: If he was trying to lose to Hillary, what exactly would he be doing differently?

    Look, I get that people are pissed. I get the fact that they’re tired of a party establishment that disrespects and disdains them. I get that there’s a lot wrong with this country that more mealy-mouthed faux conservatism isn’t going to fix. But for the love of God and Mary and Joseph and the Black Baby Jesus, How the actual fuck is nominating a lifelong New York City Democrat who plays fucking golf with Bill Fucking Clinton and has the goddamn cocksucking pair of them as honored guests at his fucking wedding supposed to be anywhere NEAR a reasonable solution to any of this?

    One last thing: We’ve spent years on this blog and elsewhere ripping on Low Information Voters and mushy moderates and the like. Well, it should come as no surprise to any of us that those people get whatever news they manage to consume from the likes of NBC or daytime estro-talk or the Daily Show. It might have been nice to nip this shit in the bud before they were able to talk 24/7 about how our nominee was literally every goddamned negative stereotype of a Republican candidate, but hey, those Pepe memes sure a hoot, huh?

    Fuck it. Arby’s. Nothing matters.
    ————
    What’s the beard looking like these days?

  48. *grabs blog’s pussy so we can make the blog great a gain

  49. VENT

  50. Everything is fake

  51. Sean, it’s a total cluster f**k for all of us. Obamacare was such a hit for me. Taxes? Don’t get me started. I just want to be left alone. Really. Government, leave me alone. I don’t care anymore who the figurehead is, if one promises Supreme Court nominees more Constitutional than another, the choice is easy for me.

    I can’t put my faith in men, but I know that Obama 2.O is going to kill me. Either my spirit, my lively hood or via the schools (like driving schools) to stop me from saying the things I most believe.

  52. Sean, it’s a total cluster f**k for all of us. Obamacare was such a hit for me. Taxes? Don’t get me started. I just want to be left alone. Really. Government, leave me alone. I don’t care anymore who the figurehead is, if one promises Supreme Court nominees more Constitutional than another, the choice is easy for me.

    I can’t put my faith in men, but I know that Obama 2.O is going to kill me. Either my spirit, my lively hood or via the schools (like driving schools) to stop me from saying the things I most believe.

  53. What’s the beard looking like these days?

    Like that screed, pretty long.

  54. “grabs blog’s pussy so we can make the blog great a gain”

    -The Greatest Comment of All Time

  55. Chumpo, make Hollywood great again!!!!

  56. I should have learned my lesson.

    I gave “The Fred” money, he quit.

    I gave Ted Cruz money, he quit.

    Sorry, kidz.
    This is on me.
    My bad…

  57. I tried to make your mom great again, but my hand slipped in up to my elbow.

  58. Comment by mare on October 8, 2016 9:58 pm

    Sean, it’s a total cluster f**k for all of us. Obamacare was such a hit for me. Taxes? Don’t get me started. I just want to be left alone. Really. Government, leave me alone.

    ==========

    Amen, sister! Leaving me alone is safer for everybody.

  59. I’m not feeling motivated to make things great again. Maybe on Monday.

    Oh, wait…

  60. Even though Sean is a Never Trump, I never put him in the basket of virtue signaling never trumpers. Vent with us. We love you. I’m team never Hillpickle McPantsuit. Team LIFB from 2014. 2016 is really looking like an Indians/Cubs WS

  61. MJ see’s everything and we all knew that She was going to win no matter who ran against her. The Boomer’s will have their “Firstees” come hell or High Hell hell.

    The Don obviously saw this scenario in 2012 hence his half court press in that year feathering in the ridiculousness of his predictable run in this year. By his tenacious fuck-you-attiude, and his King Kong Sociopathy in 2016 he has made himself more of a folk hero than he ever could have been without the roll over specialists known as The gop. A very useful stooge who has exposed low value voters as equally useful in their very predictable spasms of angst and class consciousness.

    Short notes:
    The Big Balls would have planned for The 2016 Election something different if Hill was an existential threat. Something far less entertaining.
    She is as predictable as melting ice and her legacy will be that she showed up when monied interests allowed her to show up.

  62. They didn’t count on the Parkinsons. Trigger the bitch. Make her short circuit. Bobble that head. I hope Trump is being schooled on the latest e-mail dump.

  63. Right on, Chumpo. I’m also on the ‘politics is faked’ bandwagon now.

    It’s a perception-manipulating game and sham, from beginning to end. There’s no limit to the things we don’t know about what’s really happening in the world and in our own communities.

  64. I’ve been reading the emails. Buy ammo. Prep. Play the long game.

  65. If you have Netflix, watch Narcos.

  66. Hi, Laura.
    Like advertising, the fakery had to start in the 50’s as TV was obviously going to edjumacate us farm peeple.
    the Cold War, Vietnam, War on Drugs, Teh Intersuck. Climate Change Socialist America.

    Party Tricks to let the industrialists keep doing business without anyone ever getting bored enough to question why we Americans foot the bill for free markets in 35 other countries.

    Whateve.

  67. I need to start hitting up the range on a regular basis.

  68. It’s good to have a tight group.
    I am going to keep making money because that is what the real rich folks are all about. If there was a seismic shift the World Order on deck we would see more assassinations and martial law. As it stands we are allowed to believe that Radical Muzlins are threatening our future.

    -Bread and Shitty Circuses

  69. Heh. I always giggle at 69 comments

  70. I may try to find work overseas. If the world is going to hell, at least I can profit from it before things go too far south.

  71. I’m sober today. I have a faith that works for me. I do what I can to be kind and helpful to the people within my orbit and I try not to worry about things that are out of my grasp. I know that getting angry about things that I have no control over does me no good, but it’s hard not to sometimes. Somebody told me a few years back that it’s best for people like me to live life like we have an invisible hula hoop around us. The stuff inside the hoop is mine, and I can do something about it. Everything on the outside is out of my grasp, and none of my business, really. Sounds corny, but it works.

    I’m gonna try my damnedest to stay inside my hula hoop for the next four years.

  72. I had a horrible dream about you and 2016. Use that hula hoop to shield you from evil. Hey Roamy, can you add lasers to Sean’s Hula hoop?

  73. Alex,
    Go over to the ONT and look at the, oh hell, never mind, here’s the link to the six types of contractors you encounter overseas:

    http://taskandpurpose.com/6-types-contractors-encounter-overseas/

  74. Making money is fun.
    Worrying about the wide world is worrying.

    like many of you I hate hippies/lefty/pinko/fascists because they are Ends-Justify-The-Means centric which makes them despicable liars.

    Personal responsibility demands that each of us follow our heart and faces the music for our actions. That sentiment stood we humans well and yet the further we chase socialists down the rabbit hole of class warfare the more we deserve politicians that appeal to that sentiment.

    Consumers hold all the power and them at the top know first and foremost that they are allowed to ply their trades at our discretion. Why the hell else would there be 500 channels of crap on the tube yet nothing good on ever.

    When we get bored enough we might get together and make a change, until that time make a buck as best you can and get a line in the water now and then.

  75. Watching Narcos. My tio was 2nd AUSA in NM. Ran the Las Cruces office. Clinton bypassed him for an Asian American after 96′ election and the whole selling secrets to China dealio. I eavesdropped on my tio’s conversation with Sec Energy Richardson. Heard him get butt-fucked over the phone. My tio ended up in Colombia teaching Colombians how to prosecute drug crimes. He is still a D-rat.

  76. This was in Tacoma(The Coma) at my favorite burger joint, while I lived and worked there. Lowlife scum got what he deserved…

    http://komonews.com/news/local/robber-shot-killed-in-tacoma-while-mugging-men-at-gunpoint

    Used to make “The Dinner Run” up there when working nights at Weyerhaeuser Corporate). Everybody (14 of us)would order “Fries & Tartar Sauce & a Cheese burger”.
    Life goes on…

  77. Chris, I saw that earlier tonight. Very true.

  78. I can’t believe how many times Trump can shoot himself in the foot. Hillary is so bad, but he keeps ruining it.

    It’s almost like he’s trying to do that.

  79. Jay, how the hell is your beer making operation going?

    I’m stoked you still are into it!

  80. Sean, I read Comment by MJ on October 8, 2016 9:52 pm
    and thought that he wrote the whole comment.

    YOU see it all and YOUR points are very well taken.

    “I got fooled by that old H2trick.”
    -Things HeXBrad has said about your mom for $100

  81. I just figured you were endorsing his pussy-grabbing idea. But thank you.

  82. well that too!

    I’ll probably be taking a second condo in L A very soon as there is much to do there. I hope you like Ducks Hockey Games.

  83. Personal responsibility has no place in life today. It’s all about how much you can get from everyone else.

  84. I’m refining the operations. I’m getting into temp control, now. Been really happy with the beers I did, and I just did an exchange with a long time brewer, and will be getting some feedback.

  85. …like wild yeast in the brew kettle; these are the days of our lives.

  86. here’s the two things that pushed us over the top.
    an inline pump and an industrial chiller.

    May your beer be fragrant, clear, and delicious.

  87. Haven’t been able to get to many Ducks games, but I do enjoy them. The Ducks are my team.

  88. Ducks on The Pond!!! ⚾️

  89. I’ll watch any hockey team. I like the Quacks and I bet they make a better run this year than the last two. I don’t see myself at many Kings games because they play in an apocalyptic wasteland.

    Maybe when they play The Flyers I’ll go.

    Stay tuned.

  90. Penguins, Senor Chumpo. All the cool kids are watching the Penguins this year 😘

  91. Oh, one of the demo/Taste and Tips chicks brought Dan Steeler bling from Pittsburgh. He thinks she’s weird. Still accepted the gifts. Worked with her for years. Finally learned her name. She knows we’re married. He’s using me as a shield. Retail drama

  92. It’s all about The Dallas Stars this year, babe.

  93. Blues, baby, all about the blues.

  94. Penguins were my team when we played NHL ’95 on SNES. The scenes from Swingers where they’re playing that game were like a window into life in my sophomore year apartment.

  95. that was a great little game

  96. Jay, let’s go to a Blues game. I’ll get the tix

  97. I hear The Blues fans are really great

  98. of course, they are in St. Louis!

  99. Is that connected to Iowa? let me find my globe. North America, Right?
    I’ve never been very good at The Middle

  100. sean i’m with you.
    i said my piece early in the election cycle about dj and have been reviled for it –
    i yet still remain amazed that a man with an iq of no better than 75 to 80 who is a pro gun control, pro partial birth abortion, despicable ersatz Republican putz from metro NY actually gained traction enough to get here.

    our ouija board politics never cease to amaze me – it’s so clear that the game is rigged yet we continue play along

  101. Just a bit north, chumpo.

  102. i gotta go talk to my brother who lives in St Looise..

    BBL

  103. We got dealt a shit hand, I understand. Just like the last 2 election cycles.

    We have 2 choices left. Trump, or Clinton. You can vote for one, if you don’t, indirectly it helps the other if you don’t. Sad fact, but the math does play out.

    Whatever makes you feel better. I know you are all good people, but there are only 2 votes that matter. I don’t care that Trump is an ass, he’s less of a danger than the harpy bitch.

  104. Abolish the office.

  105. the US office, or the british office? haha

  106. All offices

    Let’s live and work in the cotton feilds

  107. I like my office. I have a window. And a little Tangelo tree. It’s cool.

  108. the electoral college voting should make for good tv this time.

  109. Heh, the left is trying to abolish the electoral college. the last few elections only help their argument.

  110. Allow me to align myself with Mr. Moore’s comments.

  111. Okay, now I disavow my previous comments.

  112. Just kidding. Thanks, b-rad. And you too, jamjam.

  113. Why? They are great comments! Don’t let xbrad influence you!

    Attica! Attica!

  114. Holy shit, the WSU Cougars put the beatdown on Stanford.

  115. Why not, everyone else does too.

  116. I like a Stanfurd loss. I like it better when it’s accompanied by a Cal win, but we weren’t able to just grab the Beavers tonight.

  117. heh, nicely done.

  118. Thank you, sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar, in spite of your sporting enthusiasms.

  119. As are you, since you are only exposed to the physical far left of our country.

    You just are too late to see prime sporting teams. You can’t be blamed.

  120. Even on my favorite table
    He can derp my best
    His disciples lead him in
    And he just does the rest

  121. For Leon’s Motivation:

    https://is.gd/9p4rPC

  122. Hahahaha

    https://is.gd/BZt1O9

  123. Like that screed, pretty long.
    ——————–
    Very nice.

  124. If you were an alien that visited from Mars, you’d think running for president was a contest to see who is the biggest asshole on Earth.

    And you’d be right.

  125. https://is.gd/_catch_me_MJ

  126. L to R: Pupster; life

    https://is.gd/kQZZX7

  127. It’s all fake.

    I got a new voter ID registration notification for Enatra Latresa Overton at my address. Apparently she lives here.

    She registered to vote last month–for the DEM party. Shocker, I know.

  128. OK you can talk now.

  129. Today:

    1) Dremel rust from top of F150 wheel-wells.
    2) Apply white primer to metal and allow to dry.
    3) Pick vegetables.
    4) Mow lawn.
    5) Attach wheel-well covers to truck, covering crappy paint job.

  130. I’ve read and reread Sean’s comment a few times and I totally sympathize with the sentiment. However, I don’t see who would have been a better alternative if winning is the goal. I actually don’t see any of the primary candidates winning a general election.

    Cruz–L, although I’m open to argument
    Fiorina–L big time blowout
    Bush–L close
    Walker–L not close
    Christie–L close
    Graham–Maybe (first gay president, heh) blow out (double heh)
    Carson–L close
    Rubio–L close
    Huckabee–L blow out
    Gilmore–L blow out
    Kasich–L close
    Santorum–L blow out
    Paul–L close

  131. When the subject of immigration came up, they all sounded the same.

  132. When the proggies realized they could win by changing the electorate, they did everything they could to dilute the vote of people who genuinely cared about the country and its posterity. An opposition party that doesn’t put fighting that dilution front and center isn’t serious.

  133. Cruz and Trump were the only ones that didn’t have an Andrea Merkel immigration plan.

    Cruz has a face that isn’t likeable.

    Trump wins.

  134. There are a lot of superficial similarities between DJT and Wendell Willkie, if you’ve read The Forgotten Man. If we really are re-living the Depression, it would fit. WW3 should be ramping up in 2018 or 2019 at this rate.

  135. The solution to all of our problems is open borders, tax hikes, weakness, and more corruption.

    It’s going to be great.

    * writes yearly check to Clinton Foundation to avoid IRS audit *

  136. heh. H used the “N” word in a hacked email

  137. I admit I am biased, but I think Cruz could have won. The same never Trumpers sabotaged him first, then the Paul contingent pushed Trump over the top.
    I admit that I have heard countless comments about Cruz’s “look” I didn’t see it, but whatever.

  138. Better together!

    * merges DNC, DOJ, FBI, IRS *

    Really, it’s going to be great.

  139. omebody told me a few years back that it’s best for people like me to live life like we have an invisible hula hoop around us. The stuff inside the hoop is mine, and I can do something about it

    Not to sound hysterical, but that didn’t work out so well for the jews. Also, harder to do with kids.

  140. Wak ey wakey

  141. Cruz looked like a disney villain.

  142. I haven’t heard that one Scott. Smug, condescending, arrogant, smarmy were the most popular.

  143. It’s not that I disagree with what Sean wrote up there in that novel.

    It’s that despite all that- I think Hillary will be worse. And the media will report NONE of it.

    Zilch. Zip. Nada.

    I never though Trump could win, which is why I didn’t support him either.

    I’ve always been NOTHILLARY. And I remain committed to my losing cause.

    Enjoy your chains.

  144. The day after the election I will be contact my friend to finally get my concealed carry . I don’t honestly know why I’ve waited so long.

    Her election is the final straw.

  145. GOPe blamed Cruz for the shutdown. All those assholes that can “Work” with Hill Pickles can’t stand Cruz.

  146. The coloring book is now available.

  147. Most pols call Cruz a prick. Good thing none of them called him a pussy.

  148. Should we write favorable reviews?

  149. Only if you buy it, or want to write some comedy about how it changed your life so it can go viral.

  150. I went to a Walmart yesterday to pick up a bag of their wood pellets just to see how my stove likes them.

    They aren’t carrying them anymore. Sales at that store weren’t very good last year.

    I looked around and noticed they have no flat carts.

    Idiots.

    The average person is going to purchase about 800 lbs at a time.

    How do you do that with shopping carts?

  151. They need to add trailer hitches to their amigos.

  152. Our pellets this year are $5.22 a bag. Highest price in 4 years. Finally cold enough in the am to start selling pallets of pellets.

  153. Scott, can you Site to Store pellets? We do that for items our local WalMarts don’t carry. CoAl in Exile, that Amigo isn’t as far fetched as you’d think. People are creative. Rain washed out concert at Balloon Fiesta. We were swarmed. All Amigos were in use. Obese member was getting pushed through the Club on a flat bed. She was yuge. One family member pushed the flatbed, another pushed the cart.

  154. I found them at another Walmart, they are about 150 yards from the door.

    Ugh. My stove loves them. They are about 30 cents a bag more but they burn about 25% hotter.

  155. Fatty On a Flat Cart

  156. Local hardware store has them at $245/pallet I think. Not 100% sure on the price since we burn wood recreationally.

  157. This is a story from last winter which was mild

    http://www.pressherald.com/2016/02/21/wood-pellet-business-going-up-in-smoke/

  158. I think Twitter is how you care about the country now.

  159. Given how mild last year was, I think this winter is probably going to be awful.

  160. Dick a bimbo, then grab her in the pussy.

  161. Scott, have your WalMarts rolled out Store Pick-up yet?

  162. This wknds vulgarity conversation made me realize I use Cunt and Cock as expletives, rarely prick or pussy.

  163. The shooter was arrested after surrendering. He was barricaded in the house about 12 hours. Convicted felon, known gang member. John Felix.

  164. As the father of a young girl and one who is often among fellow parishioners in the evening, I have made a conscious effort to remove the “seasoning” from my daily speech. I gotta be really mad or have really hurt myself to get a curse out nowadays.

  165. 6.3333333333333333 hours of daylight left, time to go get some stuff done before it’s gone.

  166. The life stories of those two cops who were killed just about broke my heart reading about them

  167. Vmax got hacked.

  168. Boy 1 requires several expletives to make him understand anything. Boy 2 is a gentle kid who often calls his brother and his parents on the use of cuss words.

  169. “Scott, have your WalMarts rolled out Store Pick-up”

    I think so.

  170. Scott, use it! We love it and Scan & Go at Sam’s.

  171. Xbrad & Jimbro, heartbreaking. 2 dead cops and media is mostly silent. Female cop in Chicago beaten horribly. Didn’t want to use her gun, worried about riots etc. XB, was Felix a citizen?

  172. I don’t know, Oso.

  173. Rest easy.

    She’ll be less effective than This Fucking Guy and she will only serve one term.
    She’s inherriting a hidden disater in the economy and will at best be able to stalemate the bad actors on the world stage. Helthcare and DoJ/VA/SCOTUS/FBI/EPA are the ereas where her clammy touch will be felt and then she will be gone.

    So passeth the very uninteresting reign of The Boomers.
    Make sure you let the door break your hip on the way out, assholes.

  174. Agreed, chumpolicious.

    My only real concern is that the GOP will push through amnesty. That’ll be bad for the country right now.

  175. She’ll ruin the supreme court for decades.

  176. The next party should be called the Democratic Republicans.

    Quite a few of our slower folks would vote for them by accident.

  177. I dont know, bartender.

    The contrarian in me says, “just accept that south and central Americans are going to be the Ozzie and Harriet of the 2020’s.”

    At least they are family people and dislike slothfull individuals.
    They also like bbq and soccer and having public sex in the park on Sunday afternoons.

    These are a few of MY favorite things!!!

    Especially soccer.
    GO WEST HAM!!! BEAT THE HOTSPURS!!!!

  178. She’ll tap Chelsea to head a group aimed at ending nepotism in politics.

  179. The next laughety laugh will be Warren/Markey 2020.

    If those fucks win I’m moving to Panama.
    I’ll still post the art shit.

  180. She’ll ruin the supreme court for decades.

    Nothing a few lengths of piano wire wouldn’t fix.

    Or get a non-Democratic President and Congress to vote to expand the USSC to 15 judges, but with no replacement of any retiring justices until the number falls back below 9.

  181. Hail to The Queef!!!

    /ownthesuck

  182. When she starts shaking the media will call it an ‘intellectual twitch’.

    I can’t wait.

  183. Not to sound hysterical, but that didn’t work out so well for the jews.

    For something that wasn’t supposed to sound hysterical, well…

  184. What Roamy?
    I changed my yahoo stuff after they reported the hack.

  185. Or get a non-Democratic President and Congress to vote to expand the USSC to 15 judges, but with no replacement of any retiring justices until the number falls back below 9.

    I recommend a 51 vote congress passing it through reconciliation. Jam it down their throats like O’Bumble care.

    As if the republicans had balls.

  186. sorry 50% +1

  187. https://is.gd/lxeB7v

  188. Jimbro….um…SMDH. No, just no

  189. Dremeled away rust to discover that the metal was gone in a couple of places. Bummer. Filled it in with some leftover exterior caulk, because why not? Waiting to paint it and then install wheel covers.

  190. I’m calling them the wrong thing, these are “fender flares” I’m installing, aka “Ford can’t make a truck that doesn’t rust over the wheels after a century of trying”.

  191. The only rusty cars I see in NM, belong to people that move here from the Midwest.

  192. I used to know someone that would vacation in the Southwest & Mexico. While there he would purchase 2-3 old cars (without rust) and haul them back here to sell.

    Free vacations.

    I hear you can find old VW Bugs down there.

  193. Trump’s best bet is to come out on Sunday and say,

    He’s already come out and said as much.

    “I’ve never said I’m a perfect person, nor pretended to be someone that I’m not. I’ve said and done things I regret, and the words released today on this more than a decade-old video are one of them. Anyone who knows me, know these words don’t reflect who I am.

    I said it, it was wrong, and I apologize.

    I’ve travelled the country talking about change for America. But my travels have also changed me. I’ve spent time with grieving mothers who’ve lost their children, laid off workers whose jobs have gone to other countries, and people from all walks of life who just want a better future. I have gotten to know the great people of our country, and I’ve been humbled by the faith they’ve placed in me. I pledge to be a better man tomorrow, and will never, ever let you down.
    Let’s be honest. We’re living in the real world. This is nothing more than a distraction from the important issues we are facing today. We are losing our jobs, we are less safe than we were 8 years ago and Washington is broken.
    Hillary Clinton, and her kind, have run our country into the ground.

    I’ve said some foolish things, but there is a big difference between words and actions. Bill Clinton has actually abused women and Hillary has bullied, attacked, shamed and intimidated his victims. We will discuss this more in the coming days.

    See you at the debate on Sunday.”

    —————–

    Not going to hold my breath, but here’s hoping someone put a feed in his ear. His son or Pence can be on the other end.

  194. Scott, we play classic Slug Bug! They are everywhere here!

  195. MJ will never be able to run for president. (though he’d have my vote)

    Unless he changes parties.

  196. This was the democrats October surprise. Trump’s been campaigning for what, 18 months, and this just surfaces now? Bullshit. They’ve been holding on to it for the right opportunity.

  197. Unless he changes parties.

    Or panties.

  198. I checked Craigslist, they sell for $3000-$4000 down there.

    They are easily twice that here,

  199. The stuff inside the hoop is mine, and I can do something about it. Everything on the outside is out of my grasp, and none of my business,

    My husband keeps telling me this. ^^

    Sean, I’m with you regarding Cheeto Pussyfingers. Yes, we wanted to win the election and could have easily but the GOPe didn’t care if they couldn’t have Hillary’s other good friend Jebby McDuck. They are happily silent on her continued lawbreaking.

    I have this weird thing about fairness and right/wrong. It bothers me to the point of severe anxiety when I see what these f*cks in D.C. are openly doing. And they’re like ‘F U what are you going to about it. Now bend over.’ Wait ’til that shit filters down to the local levels. I’ve got friends and family in law enforcement. They’re taking hit after hit with the highest offices in the land instigating it.

    Btw, I’m suspicious of that redstate article saying Hillary wanted Trump, Cruz, or Carson to run against….and not Jeb? Like that fat faced jerk had a smidgeon of a prayer?

  200. At this point, I’m all in for Pence. May the cankled Bitch of Benghazi stroke out when her diaper comes lose, on national teevee.

  201. Someone remind me what the crossover percentage of democrats was in our primary.

  202. Fender flares are a 1.5 man job. Fortunately, I am a dwarf.

    Lawn ain’t gettin’ mowed, though.

  203. I thought you had horses. What do you need a lawnmower for?

  204. Just read about the shooting in Palm Springs. Damn shame.
    But this —

    “Neighbor Frances Serrano told The Associated Press she called police after the suspect’s father showed up at her house saying his deranged son was “acting crazy” and threatening to shoot responding cops.”

    Did this little nugget get to the responding cops? Would you stand on the porch of a crazy to negotiate with someone who wants to kill you? Or would you stay by the car with a bullhorn?

  205. Btw, a few days ago, another cop shot and killed here in St. Louis area. Young guy with a wife and three year old son.

    Obama built that.

  206. 5 LEOs shot this week. 4 dead. Trump talked about pussy 11yrs ago.

  207. 15 dead due to Hurricane Matthew. Most in the Carolinas due to flooding. Floridians evaced as requested. Matthew no longer in news cycle. Carolina Lives Matter!!!

  208. I’m really getting tired of Conservative writers calling Trump Humpers stupid. From the very beginning of the campaign it has bothered me.

  209. Read Kurt’s twitter feed

  210. New poat

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2016/10/09/equal-time-clause/

  211. Vmax, I got an email from you (the email addy with 750 in it) trying to sell me a new roof. Or roofies. Not sure, and I wasn’t going to click the link.


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