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Deplorable

In a fair world, Hillary’s “basket of deplorables” speech would be the equivalent of Mitt Romney’s “binders full of women” comment and her “half” would be Mitt’s “47%”. Other than the usual conservative websites and news outlets the silence has been predictable. There is so much about the Clinton’s that is in that basket which is further confirmation that the world is not fair.
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dəˈplôrəb(ə)l/
adjective
adjective: deplorable
  1. deserving strong condemnation.
    “the deplorable conditions in which most prisoners are held”

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I have a pretty strong stomach but that sputum gif makes me feel queasy. Not sure where that lung butter came from but it is disgusting. Some would say “deplorable”. The bullshit lies she and her campaign staff are peddling are becoming more difficult to spin. I’m not sure what’s better: a) her stringing this charade along and unwinding further and further until #NOTHILLARY becomes reality or b) her leaving the campaign after being forced out and the Berniebots rioting when they realize they’ve been schlonged once again by the DNC who resurrect Smilin’ Joe Biden in her stead. What do you think?

Can’t end on that. Emergency Heeler to the rescue!

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September 15, 2016
Categories: 9/11 Bush's fault, Your mom likes this . Tags:Brain Diseased, Churning butter, racist, Red Snappers . Author: Jimbro

52 Comments

  1. Comment by mare on September 15, 2016 5:34 am

    Excellento!

  2. Comment by mare on September 15, 2016 5:36 am

    Smiling Joe Biden, wants to dick that bimbo he’s eyeballing.

  3. Comment by Jimbro on September 15, 2016 6:07 am

    I was busy yesterday and off the internetz so the dicking bimbos reference went over my head until I found this slice of fried gold

    In case you were wondering, Bill is still "dicking bimbos" 😂 from The_Donald

  4. Comment by Car in on September 15, 2016 6:42 am

    wakey wakey

  5. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 15, 2016 7:18 am

    Best to not forget that we are also “irredeemable”. I’d like ‘Christian’ democrats to know that she’s also a heretic on the single most important doctrine of the faith.

  6. Comment by MJ on September 15, 2016 7:34 am

    Que onda guero?

  7. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 15, 2016 7:39 am

    That blond wave?

  8. Comment by Car in on September 15, 2016 7:55 am

    Hillary can go dick a bimbo.

  9. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 15, 2016 7:59 am

    Finally learned the fate of my last F*rd paycheck. I had, as I feared, taken vacation for this year ahead of the (completely obscured) earning schedule. I didn’t take a single real vacation day, all of them were just me watching Possum while the wife worked or being forced to take days during the July shutdown. Based on this, my last check came to $0, so they never mailed it. No paychecks in August at all.

    Oh well, at least I’m out. Second paycheck from new awesome job will be issued Friday, and it’s for 96 hours.

  10. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 15, 2016 9:01 am

    DEAD AT 9AM?

  11. Comment by MJ on September 15, 2016 9:19 am

    See the vegetable man in the
    Vegetable van with the horn that’s honking
    Like a mariachi band in the middle of the street
    People gather around put a dollar in the can
    Ay wey, qué onda? tj cowboys hang around
    Sleeping on the side walk with a burger king
    Crown never wake them up mas cerveza till
    The rooster crows vatos vergallos

    Qué onda guero?

  12. Comment by lauraw on September 15, 2016 9:28 am

    Hmmm. Maybe allowing herself to be scorned and humiliated by her husband over and over again wasn’t the great lifetime strategy for success that Pickles thought it was.

    I don’t know, don’t mind me, I’m so old fashioned.

  13. Comment by MJ on September 15, 2016 9:34 am

    The shit she pulled when it looked like she was going to lose to Obama was pretty bad.

    I can’t imagine how she’ll lash out or who she’ll throw under the bus when its clear that she’ll lose to Cheetohead.

  14. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 15, 2016 9:40 am

    What blond wave? I STILL DON’T GET IT.

  15. Comment by MJ on September 15, 2016 9:48 am

    You’re correct.

  16. Comment by Hotspur on September 15, 2016 9:50 am

    *dicks a bimbo*

    *hides in basket*

  17. Comment by pendejogrande on September 15, 2016 9:51 am

    Que paso, amigos?

  18. Comment by Hotspur on September 15, 2016 10:11 am

    *dicks another bimbo*

  19. Comment by mare on September 15, 2016 10:12 am

    Take that basket and cram it up your cram hole.

  20. Comment by Hotspur on September 15, 2016 10:16 am

    Hey Mare, how’s life?

    Where you moving to next?

  21. Comment by pendejogrande on September 15, 2016 10:16 am

    A van down by the river.

  22. Comment by tomswifty on September 15, 2016 10:19 am

    And to think Hillary could have avoided all those problems with “dehydration” if she just added water to her whiskey!

  23. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 15, 2016 10:22 am

    This is why almost all of my drinks are “X + optional citrus + club soda”.

  24. Comment by Tushar on September 15, 2016 10:26 am

    I am trying to muster up some concern, sympathy, worry, trepidation, perturbation about this, but coming up empty.

    https://www.google.com/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3790605/amp/Mob-100-neo-Nazis-vicious-street-fight-migrants-German-riot-police-pelted-bottles-asylum-seekers-protecting.html?client=safari

  25. Comment by Hotspur on September 15, 2016 10:28 am

    Champion Jack Dupree wrote a song about Pickles.

  26. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 15, 2016 10:29 am

    After the the NYE stuff, I’m more surprised at how infrequent the reprisals have been. I keep expecting Germany to explode.

  27. Comment by Hotspur on September 15, 2016 10:29 am

    I don’t know what it is. But whatever it is, it sho’ is.

  28. Comment by Hotspur on September 15, 2016 10:32 am

    Yo’ breath smells like you been chewing’ chinches. Either that or you been drinking’ bed bug juice.

  29. Comment by terribletroy on September 15, 2016 10:42 am

    By next spring things will be very sporty in europe.

  30. Comment by Hotspur on September 15, 2016 10:47 am

    It astonishes me that these fucking “asylum seekers” are men – mostly under thirty, and that people do not realize they are seeking to invade their society.

    If they can fight in the streets of a european city they can go back to their own cities and fight.

    It’s all a bunch of fucking bullshit.

  31. Comment by Car in on September 15, 2016 11:27 am

    I was at Zumba.

    My zumba buddy (i’m running the tough mudder with her this Sunday) – lost her nephew over the weekend to Heroin.

    23.

  32. Comment by Car in on September 15, 2016 11:28 am

    After the the NYE stuff, I’m more surprised at how infrequent the reprisals have been. I keep expecting Germany to explode.

    Pat says the Germans have been kept in their place by the memory of WW2. But when they blow … it’s not going to be pretty.

  33. Comment by Hotspur on September 15, 2016 11:29 am

    I think I’ll go power through your mom.

  34. Comment by Hotspur on September 15, 2016 11:30 am

    Did you power through Zumba, Carin?

  35. Comment by Hotspur on September 15, 2016 11:30 am

    Like you powered through Ann Arbor without stopping to visit me?

  36. Comment by MJ on September 15, 2016 11:33 am

    That was impression while in Germany last winter. There was a palpable tension in the air. Berlin was highly segregated, which helps a lot.

    Lots of kebab stands in the shitty parts of town.

  37. Comment by Hotspur on September 15, 2016 11:34 am

    More fucking bullshit.

    Hey, let’s dress Hillary in a baggy suit, give her bed head, and no make up, and send her out to lie some more.

  38. Comment by mare on September 15, 2016 11:41 am

    Hillary looks like she’s dying. My sister who is only 5 years younger looks young enough to be her daughter. Maybe Hillary HAS been drinking the life out of herself.

  39. Comment by Hotspur on September 15, 2016 11:48 am

    Cankles gets trumped again.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3791244/Trump-releases-medical-report-showing-excellent-health-blood-pressure-116-70-cholesterol-169-saying-takes-aspirin-statin-drug-day.html

  40. Comment by Car in on September 15, 2016 11:53 am

    Tuesday 10/4 at 4:45 and tuesday 10/11 at 3:00

    Those are the next two appointments. Pick a date. Leon can meet us and bring possum.

    ANd yes, I powered through zumbo. No dicking bimbos. and I drank plenty of water so I didn’t need to be retrieved by a bunch of secret service agents and taken to my daughter’s $10 million apartment/ mobile ER.

  41. Comment by lauraw on September 15, 2016 11:54 am

    Yeah, the people who initially came out and said ‘well, she’s almost 70 years old…’ really pissed me off. It is not normal for a 70 year old to seize and freeze and fall to the ground. You have to shut your brains off to believe that this is common.

    That their intended defense of her (she’s old and weak!) actually damages her, is gravy.

  42. Comment by terribletroy on September 15, 2016 11:55 am

    It’ll start with the Slavs and the Nords and expand to the Anglo’s.

  43. Comment by Hotspur on September 15, 2016 12:01 pm

    I’m a year younger than Cankles.

    *seizes*
    *freezes*
    *falls to ground*

  44. Comment by Tushar on September 15, 2016 12:01 pm

    i am sure Tim Kaine is hoping that she stays alive till Nov 8, and not a day more.

  45. Comment by Tushar on September 15, 2016 12:02 pm

    **powers through a tasty hoagie**

  46. Comment by mare on September 15, 2016 12:04 pm

    Why does Hillary look 30 pounds heavier/lighter from one day to the next?

  47. Comment by Tushar on September 15, 2016 12:04 pm

    Left to right

    Life, success, Tushar

    Gimmie Gimmie

  48. Comment by leoncaruthers on September 15, 2016 12:06 pm

    *powers through giant salad*

    Didn’t eat yesterday, second full-day fast. Getting easier to do.

  49. Comment by Colorado Alex on September 15, 2016 12:07 pm

    Why does Hillary look 30 pounds heavier/lighter from one day to the next?

    It takes her a couple of days to fully digest the Ecuadorian child once she’s consumed it whole.

  50. Comment by Hotspur on September 15, 2016 12:10 pm

    Why does Hillary look 30 pounds heavier/lighter from one day to the next?

    Because she’s a cunt?

  51. Comment by pendejogrande on September 15, 2016 12:15 pm

    Hotspur cuts to the quick. We be simpatico.

  52. Comment by MJ on September 15, 2016 12:16 pm

    new post


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