and On, On and On, On and On

Leon who?

 

I have two speeches ready for Boy1, not sure which to deliver.

Option 1:

Option 2:

 

I’m hungry.  What’s for lunch?

 

 

235 Comments

  1. Whore chained to the basement radiator

  2. I made this last week but Roamie beat me to the poat.

    Mrs. Pupster starts her new jerb today at the Health Food Store, Boy1 is working for the competition at the same time. Logistics are challenging.

  3. Morning Jimbro.

    Does this look like a good candidate for amputation to you?

  4. The poison garden site is run by an atheist pothead, but the data is good.

  5. Every limb is pre-amputation in my world.

    #greedytonsilstealers

  6. When you’re a hammer everything looks like a nail

  7. Though he has nothing about ephedra or caffeine on the site. Sad!

  8. The hashtags on the toilet seat deal made me LOLOL.

  9. Cyn talks shit about total.

    wakey wakey

  10. This is a most excellent poat.

  11. Good luck Boy #1.

  12. Bad storm last night = leaky roof. I heard water dripping into the light fixture and took me a minute to figure out what the heck it was.

  13. Wait, Roamy, didn’t you get a new roof? And new siding?

  14. Lord grant me the strength to get through today. I am SO close to dropping her off at college. The finish line is *right there*. I just have to get her THERE w/o killing her.

  15. https://is.gd/__L_to_R__IB___H2

  16. You can do it, Carin!

  17. Good luck cARin. I hope you packed her a care package with lots of phone chargers.

  18. https://is.gd/First_day_at_Kolledge

  19. Mare, yes. It’s still under warranty, and Mr. RFH has already texted them. They are supposed to be here to fix it today. (I’m not holding my breath.)

    Good luck, Carin, I know how you feel.

  20. SHe’s already turned into Miss attitude.

    Mom I have a LOT to do before we leave.

    WTF?????

    I work at 4 . I need to get her to Detroit, moved into her dorm, and back here.

    “Mom, it’s not gonna take 5 hours”.

    Uh huh. Famous last words. It Is going to take a long ass time. She acts like I never moved into a dorm.

  21. She’s tweezing her fucking eyebrows.

    I may kill her. It’s really a shame because we were so close …

  22. But, Carin, eyebrows frame the eyes!!

  23. And she couldn’t frame the eyes yesterday?

  24. It’s 9:30 and we don’t have a single thing loaded in the car. I’m going to kill her.

  25. She wanted them freshly plucked for her big entrance.

  26. I just went and knocked on her door, but she said she wasn’t dressed.

    I’m bringing matt with me. He can help me ditch the body.

  27. Jimbro, if I have a labral tear will foam rolling help or make it worse?

  28. Outfit for the big entrance, very important.

  29. Rocketboy loaded the car the day before he left. He was ready to get out of here. I was 50% in agreement, 50% offended.

  30. I had two boxes, a bag of bedding and one suitcase of clothes. Took me about 1/2 hour. No pictures, nick nacks, nothing. Those were my pre-decorating days.

  31. Rocketboy is living off-campus now, so he was bringing some furniture and kitchenware. I finally gave up on trying to help him, figured there’s a Walmart there.

  32. Ha! Stupid Target is still feeling the pain of their idiotic bathroom policy.

    Now the dupes are spending 20 million to put single person bathrooms in their stores.

    Top. Men.

  33. 20 million for a .002% population problem. So very dumb.

  34. I really, really hope the anti-SJW backlash keeps growing. Maybe a new ice age will finally start and put a stop to it.

  35. Though, technically, we are still in an ice age (there is ice at the poles). What I am hoping for is a new glaciation event or Dalton Minimum.

  36. We’re moving!

    Crack of 10.

  37. OMG I forgot my

    *sound of shotgun racking*

    Nevermind.

  38. https://is.gd/YCI5cb

  39. Pupster, I’m STILL laughing at the hashtags.

  40. 20 million for a .002% population problem. So very dumb.
    ———————————-
    .0025%.

    I always use the family, single stall, electric vehicle only, space reserved for mom and kids, etc.

    If a store is going to set it aside and the general population plays along, well then bully for me.

  41. My favorite thing to do is pull into Whole Foods and park my gas guzzling V8 in the electric charging station parking spot.

    I lulz in my skort.

  42. The heat-shrink tape arrived. I have all the parts.

    Tomorrow.

  43. I like your approach, MJ. Why give in to these idiotic policies?

  44. One of my former clients always had to build in a “lactation” room for their buildings. Sink, fridge, chair. I wonder if there are more or less lactating folks at any given time than transgenders?

    *not going to google it*

  45. Our decision making betters are mental.

  46. Meet busty lactating transgenders in your area.

  47. Yes, this guy is a real thinker.

    I’m pretty sure you could easily get to 40% support for a national divorce. If these assholes hate the US so much, let them have their little enclaves on the West Coast and Northeast, and leave the rest of us in peace.

  48. Jimbro, if I have a labral tear will foam rolling help or make it worse?
    ———————
    Labral tears (shoulder, hip) are more of an adult ortho thing so I don’t deal with them too much. My general understanding is that they go into two big categories: operative and non-operative. I don’t think foam rolling will influence the outcome in terms of moving you into one or the other category.

    tl/dr: if it feels good do it

  49. Thank you, Jimbro.

  50. I heard the Kaepernick thing on sports radio this morning. They were teasing it for like 20 minutes which was annoying. Both hosts poo-pooed his actions which was surprising since the station runs a lot of ESPN programs.

    He’s an ass running after a train that’s already left the station. The country has reached peak BLM and the only traction they’re getting is because it’s an election year.

  51. Rowan is off at the groomers this morning for a fluff and buff. We’re particularly interested in getting his nails trimmed. He is the biggest baby about getting his nails trimmed after Paula accidentally cut the quick once. Now he acts like a bucking bronco and because his nails are all black no one dares cut them at home. We decided it was time because for the past two weeks we can hear him chewing on his nails at night and it’s creeping us out.

  52. Mare, the Target bathroom thing still doesn’t address dressing rooms. Those are still a free-for-all.

  53. I bet Carin’s daughter is anxious about leaving for school. Paula plucks her eyebrows with tweezers when she’s nervous. When she’s super nervous and about to blow she’ll reach up and pull at them with her fingers. These are the things a man learns about his woman as a means of self preservation.

  54. Kapernick is an attention whore.

  55. Good point, Roamy.

  56. Kapernick is an attention whore.

    True. Tell me America is mistreating you when you have dogs and fire hoses turned on you.

  57. Mrs. Pupster gives treats for every nail clipped. Nessie the Wonderdog poses like this when the clippers come out:

    https://is.gd/xgLWlD

  58. Yes, this minority multi millionaire is absolutely down with struggle of the slaves who are still on the plantations being whipped, degraded and used to make whitey rich.

  59. Heh, we see the other end of Rowan receding in the distance if the nail clippers come out.

  60. Coesist bumper stickers create rage in me and force cortisone into my system producing belly fat. So idiots are making me fat.

  61. I’m wasting away this day and I’m not proud of that.

  62. I should work out but instead I’m here. I’ve got a pot of black beans on the stove and I still need to pack the truck before I head out to a friend’s house for her birthday. And I was supposed to leave in 15 minutes, but that’s not happening.

  63. When we lived in town, we’d take our dog to a tennis court to play fetch. The court surface would wear his mails down pretty quick.

  64. That may be why they’ve become so long. He’s been living at camp all summer where there’s nothing but a dirt road and grass for him to run on. Around home we have a crushed asphalt driveway and paved roads he runs and walks on.

  65. Grocery shopped, then fed the trebuchet team (pasta salad with ham, broccoli, carrots, halved grape tomatoes, cheddar cheese cubes, and black olives; fruit salad of fresh peaches, strawberries, and grapes; brownies).

    I need to do laundry, but I just got the kitchen and dining room cleaned up, and this chair is so very comfy.

  66. Home again. The drive there was horrible (75 goes down to ONE FUCKING LANE for a few miles …seriously? SERIOUSLY?)I was pretty convinced I was going to be late for work.

    Pull up on the road with the dorms (not sure which one is hers) and there are cars lined up with piles crap headed to the dorm room just waiting there. I’m trying to figure out how I’m gonna solve THIS mystery … trying to find a spot,e tc … when I kick the kids out of the car to get in the dorm check-in line, and then overhear a cop say “well, you can just kind of pull over and empty your car real quick”.

    So that’s what I did. Phone Son #2 to run back, and I’ve got the car emptied by then. I go park while he watches the pile.

    And by some WONDERFUL happenchance, i unloaded our crap basically right by the door of Hannah’s dorm.

    SO, a few loads and we were done. As we left, we saw that ALL the roads were completely blocked now (I would have been foched) and it a bit it started DOWNPOURING.

    Hannah seemed happy. There were plenty of cute boys about, and normal looking people. We unpacked her stuff and left her to her own devices.

    No room mate yet.

  67. When either of the boys move out I’m breaking a bottle of champagne over their heads.

    Hang tough cARin. Hannah will be fine, probably already has a posse by now.

  68. https://is.gd/3kWxZ0

  69. Pupster, heh. My youngest brother is dating a woman with a face tattoo. Looks like Chakotay from ST: Voyager.

  70. Still no room mate there yet.

  71. Hannah seemed happy. There were plenty of cute boys about, and normal looking people. We unpacked her stuff and left her to her own devices.

    That’ll be next year for me and my daughter. Terrifying.

  72. It’s move in weekend at UMaine too. They recruit upperclassmen to help freshmen move in which I’m sure is a mixed blessing.

    “Here, let me help you”

    vs

    “Check her out!”

  73. Here, let me rape you help you out.

  74. Chess thread is up.

  75. Finally, at long last.

  76. My husband took my oldest daughter to college. It was a 6 hour plane ride and a shortish rental car drive away. Beautiful place. He was happy and excited for her. She was nervous and excited. I was kind of sad but just acted excited.

  77. Jimbro, is your Gov really a racist, or is he reacting to all the Somalis and minor illegals that have been settled in Maine?

  78. So what’s everyone talking about?

    Getting invited to frat parties on your first day at college?

  79. Sometimes at the beach watching kids I think I would give anything to have my own again for a day at about 8 and 10, oh any age, just to watch them and soak it in.

    When your kids are out of the house, it’s like childbirth you forget all the jackass times and everything is rose colored glasses. I lucked out though my kids were pretty easy.

  80. Right after orientation the parties begin. Did Hannah pack her beer bong.

  81. My first roommate was from Acoma. Her religious beliefs didn’t allow for open curtains after the sun went down. I learned a lot from her. The absolute racism she dealt with on a daily basis was eye-opening. My 2nd roomie was from Brooklyn. Her dad and mom were from Puerto Rico. Her parents divorced when her dad converted to Islam and moved to Michigan. Her mom got a job at Georgetown, but couldn’t afford to be a single parent in DC. My roomie was raised by her grandparents.

  82. She thought I was racist, because I locked my closet. I would put my TV etc in my closet every AM and lock it. I lock things up. Still do. After she had stuff stolen from the room, she started locking stuff up too.

  83. Today a guy wanted me to fire up the big panel saw to cut a dowel to a certain length. Now, I could have done it but the truth is I was running three customer errands already, and he wanted this thing cut to four exact small lengths (probably some bullshit he saw on pinterest). And while I can get it dead-on if the saw blade is new, frankly it’s meant as a rough-cut saw and not always easy to get so precise.

    Not to mention I’d have to clamp a little fiddly dowel down and who even knows if the guys in lumber left the clamp where it’s supposed to be.

    So without walking all the way over there and dealing with it I told him no, and that what he really needs is just a little handsaw.

    So he said, “Ok, I guess I can buy a little saw and do it at home.”

    Walking away I just had to wonder about how the fuck anybody lives without small basic hand tools in their life. I mean, he could have done it with a razor knife if he really had to.

    I couldn’t even seriously walk up to somebody and ask them to cut a little fucking dowel for me. I couldn’t do it. Ever. It would never occur to me as a reasonable service to expect from someone, and makes me embarrassed just thinking about it.

  84. How are all you douches on this fine summer’s eve?

  85. Romo is out for 8 weeks.

  86. *slams Sean into trunk of car and pushes it off cliff*

    HOLY SHIT!

    that was close

  87. Asking a store employee to cut up a little dowel for me is like

    Waiter, would you cut my steak up into small pieces for me? And would you also chew them up and spit them into my mouth?

  88. Welp, this trunk is nice and roomy. And there isn’t a bunch of broken glass in here like the last time. So thanks for that, lauraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…

  89. He probably doesn’t even have a vise.

    Which, to my mind, is basically the same as having no testicle. You can say you’re a man, but you’re wrong.

  90. Car in hates chewing customer’s steaks.

  91. Yeah, the little bit of protein and soy sauce that stays in her saliva really fucks with her macros.

  92. I take advantage of our Meat guys. I have them cut meat to spec. This week: cowboy cut ribeyes

  93. I don’t have a vise. Does this mean I can’t whip anything out for Harambe?

  94. I can’t remember the last time I used a vise.

  95. Riley can. Good dog

  96. We have a vise, but I only used it to firmly hold a rawhide bone while I hacksawed a notch in it.

    Bubba wouldn’t get interested in chewing on his rawhides until I hacksawed a notch into them.

    SHUT UP

  97. https://is.gd/Pup_hearts_Lauraw

  98. I am still grieving. Moron lost both dogs in a 6 week period. I am so lost. Dan and I have decided to let MA be an only. I can’t imagine life without her. She is playing us.

  99. We have vise grips like you buy at the hardware store that are sterilized for use in the OR.

    Perhaps I’ve said too much…

  100. OK, how
    long have you been waiting to deploy that pic, Pups? I did that laugh that starts with “BUH hahahaaa”

  101. Oso, LePage isn’t a racist as much as he is inarticulate when he is dealing with stupidity. He isn’t a smooth talking politician and because he pushes conservative ideas every Dem and their editorial mouthpieces have it in for him. His common sense proposals get overshadowed by the pearl clutching response that his statements generate.

  102. “We have vise grips”

    and you lubricate them with medical grade WD-40

  103. Jimbro, so Trump Jr? I agree with what he says before the MFM fact check

  104. They have sterile silicon drops to lubricate things if needed. I really don’t use the vise grips for much. There’s a locking pliers made by Synthes that are ideal. The tip is narrow and they can lock with a death grip on what you need them for. The vise grips are too big for a small incision.

    I used to use a thing called a jet wire tightener for Luque sublaminar wires and that thing was impossible to work without using the silicon lubricant.

    I use a ton of Kirschner wires driven in on power and the wire collet is lubricated with some type of grease that can leave a residue under the skin like a tattoo. I have to be aware and wipe the wire down if I notice it because once it’s under the skin it’s not coming off. Nothing worse than looking at a former pin site with dark staining under the skin and saying “never” when the parents ask when it’s going away.

  105. LePage makes liberal heads explode. When I read the comments on the BDN it makes me chuckle. He got constitutional carry passed in Maine. Let’s see if it’s “settled law” like gay marriage.

  106. Maine is back on my bug out list. Oso ❤️ Jimbro. Mebbe the diabetic doesn’t die first

  107. It’s WD-40

  108. I get how everyone on the right is fed up with political correctness, but there’s a difference between being politically correct and being politically savvy. To wit:

    Politically Correct:Nobody is ‘Illegal.’ Every Latinx person deserves to be in this awful,awful RAAAAACIST country for some reason having to do with a war in the 1840s or some junk. Any so-called-crime they are accused of is a direct result of the White Supremacist Power Structure of AmeriKKKa.”

    Politically Savvy: “There are many people in the Hispanic community who share our conservative values and are concerned about the damage unchecked illegal immigration is doing in our communities. Let’s make sure there’s room for them in this Big Tent.”

    Trump: “RAPISTS AND MURDERERS! BUILD A WALL AND MAKE THEM PAY! THE LATINOS LOVE ME BECAUSE I HAVE THIS TACO BOWL! HURRRRRR!”

  109. Comment by Sean M. on August 27, 2016 9:41 pm
    I get how everyone on the right is fed up with political correctness, but there’s a difference between being politically correct and being politically savvy. To wit:
    Politically Correct: “Nobody is ‘Illegal.’ Every Latinx person deserves to be in this awful,awful RAAAAACIST country for some reason having to do with a war in the 1840s or some junk. Any so-called-crime they are accused of is a direct result of the White Supremacist Power Structure of AmeriKKKa.”
    Politically Savvy: “There are many people in the Hispanic community who share our conservative values and are concerned about the damage unchecked illegal immigration is doing in our communities. Let’s make sure there’s room for them in this Big Tent.”
    Trump: “RAPISTS AND MURDERERS! BUILD A WALL AND MAKE THEM PAY! THE LATINOS LOVE ME BECAUSE I HAVE THIS TACO BOWL! HURRRRRR!”

    Best poat ever. No shit.

  110. Sean, I just want the illegals to self deport. No free schools. No SNAP. No SSDI. Go home. Stop. Just stop

  111. My first roommate in college was the pretty racist. He hated white people.

    His sister used to lecture me a lot about how being white was really bad.

  112. I like tacos

  113. To be fair, white people are awful.

  114. greasy tacos

  115. I mean, look at me. I’m a monster.

  116. Politically Correct: “Nobody is ‘Illegal.’ Every Latinx person deserves to be in this awful,awful RAAAAACIST country for some reason having to do with a war in the 1840s or some junk. Any so-called-crime they are accused of is a direct result of the White Supremacist Power Structure of AmeriKKKa.”

    Politically Savvy: “There are many people in the Hispanic community who share our conservative values and are concerned about the damage unchecked illegal immigration is doing in our communities. Let’s make sure there’s room for them in this Big Tent.”

    Trump: “RAPISTS AND MURDERERS! BUILD A WALL AND MAKE THEM PAY! THE LATINOS LOVE ME BECAUSE I HAVE THIS TACO BOWL! HURRRRRR!”
    —————————
    We only have two philosophies to choose from.

    I choose taco bowl rapist.

  117. I get that, MJ. And I’m not going to knock you for that or try to change your mind. I just wish we could have someone who was competent enough to not get slaughtered in November by an elderly crook whose only selling point is her bat-infested old snatch.

  118. Sean has Goonie Cred.

  119. OK, how
    long have you been waiting to deploy that pic, Pups?

    I don’t find these things, they find me. I saw that picture on Kuvaton, saved the image in a new tab, and came back to H2 to your dowel rod rant.

  120. I promise to stop talking politics after this: It would also be nice to have someone running who had been a Republican for more than two minutes. It seems obvious to me that Trump doesn’t believe half the shit he says, and I think part of that is because he’s been a Democrat nearly his entire life and he finds himself thinking, “Okay, what do these people want to hear?” and then filters it through his own longstanding way of looking at things.

  121. MJ IS DRUNK

  122. To be fair, white people are awful.

    https://is.gd/cIVCYc

  123. Drunk status: nope.

    I’d like to have a better candidate too and it might result in president pickles but I haven’t had this much fun following politics in years.

  124. White people killed the poat. And it was such a nice poat, too.

  125. Hahahaha, nice timing, MJ.

  126. Someone made me cut up there meat, chew it up, and spit it in their mouth tonight.

  127. That eating like a bird, right?

  128. I did it, because I’m a good employee.

    *smirks at Lauraw

  129. http://www.al.com/news/huntsville/index.ssf/2016/08/large_police_presence_in_hunts.html

    The lady was one of Mr. RFH’s former co-workers.

    Y’know, I teased one of my co-workers at the beginning of the year that the Rapture was happening in slow motion, with all the famous people dying. As I am contemplating the 5th funeral in 6 weeks, it’s not so fucking funny any more.

  130. Carin, they ordered it well done, too, right?

  131. When you chew up a customer’s food and spit it in their mouth and then they’re not satisfied, do they spit it back in your mouth or just on a plate?

  132. With ketchup, Roamy.

  133. Actually, a lady ordered a sirloin (our worst cut) “rare”. Right before it was ready, the husband/boyfriend said something to the effect that it had better be really rare … @@.

    Nope, it’s not rare enough for her, who likes her stead “blue rare”.

    Barfs.

    SIRLOIN? shit. there are good cuts of sirloin but we don’t server those.

  134. Does your restaurant advertise exclusively in Food & Wine For Awful, Difficult, Disagreeable People magazine?

    Jesus.

  135. What’s the soup of the day?

  136. Just what she means to me now
    Oh you just oh you just wouldn’t understand
    And the people say oh they say she’s no derp
    Oh but she’s my woman
    And I know I’m her man

  137. 6:00 am meeting at work.

    Yes, they do this to us. Every six months.

    Last time it was a 5:30 am meeting so this is like, so luxurious.

    On my way out the door. Then I get to come home, nap, and go back to work a split shift until closing time. Today is still going to be awesome, though.
    Have a good Sunday, errybody!

  138. Ugh, sounds like punishment.

  139. Naptime. Going back for 11:00.

    Second thoughts about today’s awesomeness. blarph.

  140. Soccer field wakey wakey.

    My life is awesome.

  141. I have to go to Lowe’s for some tools. Anyone need anything? Might swing through Meijer if Lowe’s doesn’t have canning jars.

  142. A tarp, rope, duct tape, light bulbs, exacto knife, 3 -2 by 4s, a folding chair, electrical conduit, and a flashlight.

  143. Get me a bag of dicks, please. Thanks.

  144. Oh, and if they have any nice wind chimes ….

    So soothing.

  145. I hate it when the other team’s parents don’t know where they are supposed to sit.

    This isn’t hard, people.

  146. I was very passive aggressive in choosing where I sat.

    I dare anyone to say something,

    Don’t fuck with me people. I’m in a mood.

  147. Each team gets half the field. You get the half opposite where your team sets up. The other parents were already spread rather widely out on both sides of the 50 yard line. So I just sat right between two family’s as close as I could get to the middle. One moved- and I almost laughed. She moved the wrong way/ idiot. I plan to cheer very obnoxiously.

  148. They spread out obviously to save spots.

    The soup of the day is Fuck You.

  149. Heh.

    Soccor Warz

  150. https://is.gd/23fSJA

  151. https://is.gd/HF6aIr

  152. https://is.gd/XN4ZSU

  153. I followed my daughters to the ends of the earth to watch them play basketball and run track. When the younger one got talked into playing softball one year I made it very clear to her and her mama that I would not attend a game. Not even a home game. Standing around and spitting sunflower seeds outcho mouth is not a sport.

  154. https://is.gd/xt8rKx

  155. Someone please ask Carin to sit in the correct area.

  156. I AM IN THE CORRECT AREA.

    The other team isn’t good. Obviously they don’t have much experience with this stuff. I think it’s 6-0

  157. I just figured it out. They’re from Petosky.

    I’m going to yell WIN THIS ONE FOR TRUMP and watch the heads assplode.

  158. Your team scored a touching down. Don’t get cocky , Caucasian.

  159. I mowed my lawn at home today for the first time in about a month. The drought we’ve had made it easier than I thought it would be. One of my blueberry bushes still has fruit on it. There was a lot of animal scat around the yard and whatever animal(s) left it had been eating lots of berries. My pear tree is loaded with fruit but still not ripe yet which was apparent after just one bite.

    Thus endeth my garden report.

  160. I think I’ve only cut the lawn 3 times all summer.

  161. I was really hoping this drought would end before winter comes.

    * checks generator *

  162. The soup of the day is Fuck You.

    Gonna steal that.

  163. Wow. The lighting at the Vikings stadium is amazing.

    It looks like they are playing outside.

  164. The one of the kid kicking at the ball and missing reminded me of the one you’d tag for Rosetta. The one where the kid really, really wanted to kick the ball and was prancing around.

  165. That kicking the ball gif reminded me of an embarrassing moment I had in my high school girlfriend’s kitchen when I thought I could kick my leg up higher than her. She was both a cheerleader and a gymnast and I was a stupid kid wearing socks on a freshly cleaned floor. You can guess the rest.

  166. Roamy I remember the “conversation” with the kid trying to kick the ball and flipping out.

    “Rosetta trying to play any sport.”

  167. I’m worried about this next game. They look younger and out of shape.

  168. https://is.gd/SUEGWQ

  169. Hahahaha, thank you, Scott!

  170. Mare!

    https://is.gd/a6zjaM

  171. More than 60 percent of the roof is made of high-technology pillow-like clear tiles, with most of the west side composed of clear glass walls and massive glass doors.

    https://is.gd/Esh0DV

  172. If the Vikes really suck this year I’ll probably get to go see a game there. Otherwise it’s a hard ticket to get.

  173. Billion dollar stadium….pretty cool.

    CT spend nearly a billion dollars and all we got was a road for buses.

  174. I am roasting alive and the game is starting late.

  175. Hey Carin, Paula is digging the zumba workouts a lot. She’s still a newbie and learning the weight lifting moves. She gets frustrated by her weaker left hip (congenital dislocation) but is wowing everyone with her ability to do handstand push-ups. Her goal is learning how to do some walking upside down on her hands. If the nursing thing ever falls through she’ll be a lock for the circus. Which I’ve kept to myself of course.

  176. I’ve seen two Patriots games in the last 18 years. One in St. Louis where I just went to the stadium and bought tickets at face value from a scalper when the Rams sucked and before Brady was QB. The other time in 2007 my friend won tickets in a raffle and couldn’t get anyone to go with him to the game because it was freezing out. Great seats but I froze my tits off. I paid for parking and food/beer.

  177. Kaepernick converted to Islam?

    Wow. It’s going to suck to be him.

  178. https://is.gd/YLg4Jv

  179. I wanted to know how hot my scorpion hybrid peppers were.

    I don’t want to know anymore.

  180. Paula is one of us one of us

  181. Winning 3-0 so far

  182. 6-0

  183. The other team is getting s big ugly about it

  184. Lotsa pushing

  185. Any hair pulling? That’s my favorite.

  186. Cheerfully stolen off of Faceplant:

    “All people have to do is start singing the Star Spangled Banner on those rare occasions when Kaepernick gets off the bench. Every game, every time he stands up.”

  187. Bottled Lemon Lime Hefeweizen today. This is gonna be a good one.

  188. Greetings, mustache riders*.
     
     
     
    *Every time I see a Lyft car, I think of Hotbride saying “mus-TACHE rides” in her adorable Scottish accent. People who were at TITS2 know what I’m talking about.

  189. Colin Kapernick thinks he’s important. If you really believe that blacks are shot indiscriminantly in the streets and this country is oppressive, quit football and get really serious about it. I suggest you start in the streets of Chicago.

  190. Because, hey, dick, you’re not really helping the 49ers football team with your half assed throws and interceptions.

  191. Remember when the petulant child would not put his hand over his heart?

    Yeah, fuck all these attention whores.

  192. Now that his career could be over, wouldn’t it be a riot if he ends up playing in Canada?

  193. Sean, that was awesome!!! Hotbride is awesome!

  194. Indeed. I was happy to finally meet her.

  195. It’s pretty funny when Hotbride swears.

  196. Fook!

  197. ScottW, what is the cheapest way to ship nice furniture from NE to San Diego?

  198. How much furniture?

  199. Like a bog living room plus dinning room.
    12 chairs

  200. So when GWB was in office, Hollywood made a movie about his assassination. When Jug Eared Fuck is in office they make a movie about his first date with Gorilla Cookie Woman.

    Seems fair.

  201. Mover would really be the only way. Uship.com would be worth a try, with a lot of caution.

  202. https://is.gd/qTchtz

  203. Copy.

    Thanx

  204. Interesting condiment I had never heard of before. It was mentioned in a WSJ article about sausage varieties (SYWM) from around the world

    http://www.food.com/recipe/banana-ketchup-24945

    They lost me at food processor and fine sieve but maybe there’s another recipe out there.

  205. If they blanket wrap the hell out of everything, and use a lot of common sense when loading, PODS could also be a good option.

    Where in the NE?

  206. So when GWB was in office, Hollywood made a movie about his assassination. When Jug Eared Fuck is in office they make a movie about his first date with Gorilla Cookie Woman.

    Seems fair.

    W got the better end of the deal.

  207. Pups!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  208. “W got the better end of the deal” LOLOLOL

  209. I remember reading about how ketchup was made out of all kinds of funky stuff back in the 19th and early 20th centuries. Walnuts were a popular ingredient, IIRC,

  210. https://is.gd/dpKXIv

  211. When I was about 10, dad brought home some ketchup that his mom made and canned – without sugar!
    It was so foreign that none of the kids would eat it.
    Now, I think that it would be a lot like the tomato sauce we canned last year. It was/is great, but I’m not 10 years old anymore…

  212. First day of school tomorrow.
    Summer. It Over.

    https://is.gd/jpwDjR

    Yeah, well, rub some dirt on it, sad baby.

    https://is.gd/jQT0jf

    No. NO. STOP IT RIGHT NOW.

    https://is.gd/X9QR6C

    stop

    https://is.gd/7xmIVV

    dammit.

  213. I don’t think you should be swearing around all those babies.

  214. Awwww…Beasn + Car in bebbehs

  215. *hopes J’Ames’s meddling gets him gruesomely murdered for a change*

  216. So I took the samurai for a ride around the block today. Ran decently and stopped nicely.

    Need to get the handbrake hooked up (having a part custom-made by wiserbride’s company to make that happen), then replace a couple of wheel studs and fix a hole in the floor at the back and that thing is road-ready.

  217. Also washed and waxed wiserbride’s car. It looks awesome!

  218. Neighbor saw me changing the oil on the pickup truck yesterday.

    “You seem to be working on a car every weekend!”

    “I have 5 cars. Do the math.”

  219. Five cars? Custom made parts?

    Must be nice, being a millionaire.

  220. Wiser,
    You’re doing it wrong.
    I worked on the cars (Lotus and Porsche) during the week, then drove the piss out of them on the weekend( a LONG time ago)…

  221. Must be nice, being a millionaire.

    It is kinda cool having the resources of a multi-billion dollar multi-national corporation at my disposal.

    They’ve made a couple of custom parts for me in the past. Things i design to keep stuff like lawnmowers alive for 5 or 10 more years than they otherwise would survive.

    I’ve already got one custom part on the Samurai, which they even laser-etched “Custom-made for Xxxx by Xxxxx” on.

  222. I worked on the cars (Lotus and Porsche) during the week,

    yah, like I got time during the week for that…..

  223. Can they do Yugo parts? I’m asking for a friend.

  224. Must be nice, being a millionaire.

    A 4-year-old Volvo, a 12-year old Hyundai, a 12-year-old Volvo, a 24-year-old Chevy pickup and a 30-year-old Samurai.

    Yeah, I’m just swimming in luxury.

  225. “yah, like I got time during the week for that…..”
    I was working 12 hr shifts and did that when I was home, but it was “3 on 3 off – 4 on 4 off”.
    Your internal clock was always fucked up…

  226. Can they do Yugo parts? I’m asking for a friend.

    Sure. They might not live up to their exacting standards though.

  227. I was working 12 hr shifts and did that when I was home, but it was “3 on 3 off – 4 on 4 off”.

    Starting in September, I’ll be back to mainly 12-hour shifts, 6 on, 1 off, until December.

  228. Okay,
    “Starting in September, I’ll be back to mainly 12-hour shifts, 6 on, 1 off, until December.”

    Okay, That’s worse than my last DoD gig.
    Six 10s, until the contract ran out.
    You finish your aircraft, you roll your toolbox out of the hangar to your car.
    It was a good gig, until it wasn’t…

  229. Sure. They might not live up to their exacting standards though.

    As long as the sprockets are within 4.286 hexicrons, it should be okay.

  230. Laura, what classes are you taking this semester?

  231. As long as the sprockets are within 4.286 hexicrons, it should be okay.

    That sounds like a perfectly cromulent expectation.

  232. Well, I think my overheating laptop has overheated for the last time.

    Night, yawl

  233. You should get them to make you a new fan. G’night.

  234. While I’m far away from you my baby
    I know it’s hard for you my baby
    Because it’s hard for me my baby
    And the darkest hour is just before derp


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