Good morning, and welcome to another edition of Hunky Hump Day. 8 days and nearly 2,000 miles later, it’s good to be home. Back to work for me, and back to school for Mini-me.
Let’s see some hunks, shall we?
A pretend redhead for Carin.
Didn’t feel like cropping this one.
Nice pose.
And last, but not least.
Thank you for your attention, and y’all have a good day.
August 3, 2016
Categories: As Little as Possible, BANGLAR!, beefcake, BOOP!, Hunks, Hunky Hump Day, Say "What" Again, Someone needs a sandwich, Space pens, STFU, Your mom likes this, ZOMFG!!11ty! . . Author: roamingfirehydrant
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
04/25/17
I wrote to Hillary Clinton when she was the First Lady. Here is copy…
Dear Mrs. Clinton,
If you’d give President Clinton a blow job once in a while he wouldn’t put a cigar in a ladies (my mommy calls her a whore whatever that is) hooha.
Sincerely,
Mare
Prove I didn’t send that to her.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
I see no reason to speak words at this time. Hands Roamy a lifetime membership to kickasss Chicks Club
Wakey wakey.
I’ll take the last one, ty
Morning. The Cyn post was fun last night.
The following people can suck a winkie doodle: Paul Ryan.
What did the Ryanster do now? Is he whining about Trump again?
Seems he does Obama’s bidding, since His Royal Highness decreed he’s not worthy, he’s busy telling us how we shouldn’t support him.
I’m not really sure. I caught 5 mins of Morning Joe and they were basically saying that the Trump campaign is imploding, he refused to endorse Paul Ryan, the RNC says they can replace Trump with someone of their choosing in early Sept, he eats chicken with a fork and knife, etc.
IT WAS CHAOS.
I’m skeptical because the DNC just fired everyone, no one will go to a Hillary rally, and Obama sent $400M of our dollars to Iran as ransom.
HILLARY!
I’m having a hard time cutting through the bullshit this time around because the media isn’t hiding it anymore, Hillary and her people don’t give a fuck and have decided to lie, lie, then lie a little more and not bothering to deny it, Trump is either an epic troll or a mad genius, the GOP has finally grown a spine–but against their own base, and apparently its more important to figure out where precisely 0 people will go to the bathroom at a football game in NC. Can’t have no one be offended by not having their own bathroom.
But the good news is the old GOP is dying by voting, endorsing, and donating to Clinton.
I don’t mind the media lying, they’ve been doing it for years.
I have a problem with the morons (small case, bad one) that support THEM. Libs on facedouche are unreadable, and you can’t say anything to them, or they fly off in a rage.
I don’t blame people on facedouche.
Mornin’ Hostages. My 30 MT solution to Washington looks better every day, doesn’t it?
I think I officially don’t care.
I just want everyone that I don’t like personally to lose their elections. Being taken for granted is a terrible feeling.
I don’t blame people on facedouche either, but it’s a reflection on the attitudes of people in general.
And now it begins again:
Yeah right, Trump is gonna drop out. Way to manufacture news, Karl.
At least Trump is doing something right.
Hillary can endorse Ryan and McCain.
MJs new law: Anything sourced from Twitter is false.
Carin’s new law: Anything linked by my mother is false.
McCain is alive? And running for office?
He’s on the Strom Thurmond/Dingell die in office plan.
He probably would have been better than Obama but not by much.
Obama actually did what he said he’d do by transforming the country. He meant the DNC, not the country, but he did it.
They now have college educated white folks to supplement the extra college educated white folks in their camp.
There is a direct correlation between the level of breathlessness of a rumor reported by the Media (either Left or Right) and how much they want it to be true. Last night, “several sources” were saying Cheeto Face was losing his staff, Manafort was tapped out and just mailing it in. Other were “suicidal”, which was giggle worthy, as if political operatives aren’t already looking ahead to 2020.
Anyway, water day for the boy at his special needs camp.
So it’s back to “if you can’t beat ’em, find a way to get them out of the race”.
Trump may not be our ideal candidate, but watching them scramble as their carefully crafted kabuki collapses is worth it.
So, rumors are that Trump is thinking about backing out of the race.
Uh huh. Not that I put any weight into those rumors, but if such were to happen – NO ONE ONE THIS PLANET could convince me out of the idea that some variation of this was planned from the start.
Can someone explain what a ground game does in a state? I’ve heard the media clutching their pearls that there is no GOP ground game in some swing states.
What do they do? In FL, the local GOP office did nothing other than organize phone banking, which doesn’t work.
That’s what they do, MJ. It’s what the arguments about ORCA and all that jazz were about. GOP is behind in that.
Someone in Ohio (Cunningham, big wig talk show host) said Trump had 0 offices. Someone piped up in AOS comments that was completely false.
Who freakin knows? Just hand it to Hillary already.
Why would anyone spend $100M to destroy their brand and become the butt of every joke in business, politics, and pop culture?
It makes no sense unless you went to J school.
Didn’t I bet HS that she’d lose?
No one wants HS to win. Ergo Trump will win.
The idea that someone who was never supposed to get this far and only did because they stumbled upon the one hotwire issue that could work up voters joined to get the nom and take a dive instead of the usual batch of patsies *cough*Jeb*cough* is in serious need of psychological evaluation.
You probably also believe the Illuminati controls the world through manipulating hemlines, static in your TV transmissions, and the price of Saran Wrap.
Seriously, this is just getting stupid. They. Aren’t. That. Smart. Or. Competent.
BTW: My fav from last night was:
Cyn plays Dungeons. Just Dungeons, that’s it.
Shit talking about Cyn didn’t have the same effect as saying Wiserbud’s name three times did it?
Cyn is the new Orange. And we all know where that shit leads.
Or maybe not. Buehler?
Kermit killed it.
Cyn killed Jim Henson.
Cyn fisted Bert
*looks up
Cyn made a man of Elmo.
It’s just shocking to see Meg Whitman leave the GOP.
She was really doing great things for the party in California, where she couldn’t beat the governor from the year I was born….in 2010.
Meg Whitman? Wow, that’s a real blow. First Reagan, then Whitman.
*said no one ever
And the guy who screwed over Scooter Libby.
Real stand-up folks.
Cyn asks for the gluten free menu at restaurants.
You know who has a good ground game?
Your mom.
Was it a soft shell taco or a hard shell?
Worky worky
Everyone knows that you don’t use a taco as ID. You use a chalupa.
Fuck,
Lucky is there. Gah,
He should have showed his pink taco.
Who is Lucky?
Keno Junkie
yo, dorki.
Really awesome couple of shows. I actually got a liberal to admit yesterday that there were WMD in Iraq and today, I got one to admit that he didn’t like the stimulus.
It was like pulling teeth, but we got there eventually.
Scott, they were Vicevich’s two liberal asshats, Tim and Paul.
Good job wiser!
https://is.gd/jZSPsJ
http://tinyurl.com/gm3pwzv
I’m in Kingman. I figure that I’m about six hours from LA.
Did you buy an AR 15 yet? If not, why not?
Observations from vacation – I took a nice pic of Mr. RFH standing next to a statue of Thomas Jefferson. TJ is holding a scroll, and in the lighting and angle, it looks like he forgot to button up his britches.
Bad moment in parenting – there was a class of little brats on a field trip at the USAF Museum. Rocketboy was annoyed with their misbehavior and cropdusted them. (They were about the right height for full effect.) I laughed instead of punishing or chastising him. Also grateful I was not in the room.
He’s in college now, you can laugh.
Plus, that’s some funneh shiite!
They got me a carrot cake.
Yes, I had a piece. It was pretty good.
Carrot cake is an oxymoron.
Carrot cake is a scam.
I am very amused that flossing turned out to be a scam.
Do you have a link to that study, Scott? I want to flaunt it to my dentist, even though I floss every day. She’ll freak out.
She always gives me a new toothbrush, little tube of toothpaste, and a dispenser of floss. I’ll hand the floss back and say, “I don’t need this anymore.”
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/no-floss-u-s-health-department-article-1.2735915
My dentist gets pissed because I never let him do the x-rays.
*waits for Leon’s dissertation on the article*
*sues dentist for recommending flossing*
https://is.gd/wMSyoS
I have to floss. I have periodontal pockets and a gap that always collects junk.
https://is.gd/Chdujw
I’ve got a gap between my incisor and canine that gets filled with food nearly every time I eat. I’m a serial toothpick user. Paula likes those pre cut floss things and I have to admit they’re pretty handy.
I looked into periodontal pockets, but I couldn’t afford them.
I totally understand (and post) first day of school pics. 2nd day of school – why? 3rd day of school -STAHP!
Flossing is a scam promoted by Big Floss.
Floss being a scam is a scam. American Dental Association is just trying to get everyone in need of ultrasonic scaling.
Nobody falls for that.
Scams within scams. You’d have to be a naive fool to miss it.
a gap that always collects junk.
Your mom has one of those as well.
He collects junk?
gross
>>He collects junk?
In his mouth too.
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-scotland-business-36903196
Because of Brexit, the tariffs EU imposes on Scotch Whiskey are expected to go up, which naturally means sales will be down. We need to step up and make up the difference for our Scottish friends.
I am doing my part. Are you?
I’m too busy supporting Canada. Sorry.
I chipped in last last weekend. My friend is a fan of the “heavy pour”.
When I was in London a couple of years ago, I was amazed at how much American bourbon was for sale there. They evidently think that Jack, Turkey, Makers Mark etc are worth drinking. Not that I disagree, but I was kinda amazed.
I’m supporting the Canadian blended whiskey consortium.
I’m a cheap drunk.
“Total Wine” is my Mecca…
I make my own. Gonna have 2 cases mature this weekend!
I bought moonshine in WV.
Some moonshine is pretty good!
Total Wine is MY mecca! Dan stopped before picking me up tonight. Mmmm…Shocktop Apple
Retail moment: Lazy Jackie radio’d for help in grills. I show up and ask Member if she called for help. Member: Will this grill fit in my car? Oso: 😳
Cyn doesn’t just leave off the toothpaste cap – she throws it away
The roasting was hilarious gang – mmmwah xoxo omg lol zmfyrwiqp
Roamy, you outdid youself with HHD today. I had to get new batteries and everything!
Gonna go study these guys a bit more.
I absolutely despise one of my former team members at Target. I coached her weekly. Gave her 3 straight U’s on her reviews. Target HR refused to move on her, because her loser hubby hasn’t had a job in over a decade. She was in the Club tonight. I avoided her. I could hear her grunting and snorting so I never came within ten feet of her. (Mr Sam’s 10 ft rule) MOD gets a call about “Connie” being rude. 😂😂😂
Cyn sighting!!!! Avengers Assemble!!!!
Form of WATER! (oh wait, wrong hero team…)
Wal-Mart site for rental car saved us over $100 on our 2 day rental on Oahu. National cheaper than Alamo! WooHoo! October Oahu vacay!
Cyn!
After 26 years of marital bliss: Dilemma. Dan thinks he’s the Servo to my Crow. Hell nah! I’m Servo. Olympic Opening and this is suddenly a Thing? Really?
My time to own comments.
I never thought to question which one of us was Servo
Totes ruins Olympic Opening with 2 Servos. I bet Sean and Wiser are Servos, too. That’s 💩
No fucking wai I’m Gypsy! Y’all can all kiss my ass
Plugging my phone in. Not a euphemism. G’night
When I get near you
The games begin to drag me down
It’s all right
I’ll derp you maybe next time around