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Hello come hither lookers, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Your model for today was born in China 0n July 31st, 1993,  currently living in Houston, TX.  She is active online, but only hands out mini snickers at Halloween.  She stands 5’3″, measures 32DDD-26-24, and 105lbs.  Please stop gawking and welcome, Miss Vicki Li aka Vickibaybeee!

 

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July 29, 2016
Categories: alcohol, ann coulter, asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Boobs, BOOP!, Booze, Your mom likes this . . Author: Pupster

258 Comments

  1. Comment by mare on July 29, 2016 6:54 am

    She’s really cute. And she’s a fellow coffee drinker. We’re so alike!!

  2. Comment by Tex Lovera on July 29, 2016 7:01 am

    She’s not unattractive!

  3. Comment by lauraw on July 29, 2016 7:55 am

    Another morning weigh-in, another two pounds mysteriously have left me.

    This is just too frickin’ easy. Keto rules!

  4. Comment by lauraw on July 29, 2016 7:58 am

    Oh, and today’s model is cute as a button. Too bad about those fat tits. I bet those push her body fat percentage sky high. *shakes head in sadness for her*

  5. Comment by mare on July 29, 2016 8:00 am

    Lauraw, what have you been eating?

    I’ve rediscovered cheese and avocados, lots of avocados.

  6. Comment by tomswifty on July 29, 2016 8:04 am

    Gas station sushi works for me.

  7. Comment by mare on July 29, 2016 8:07 am

    Gas station sushi works for me.

    ——–

    The two day diarrhea drops them fast, huh?

  8. Comment by adamsunderground on July 29, 2016 8:15 am

    Horn-rimmed glasses? She probably calls herself a nerd, and nobody has the heart to tell her the inflated fun bags revoked any membership claim to that club.

  9. Comment by tomswifty on July 29, 2016 8:15 am

    Oh yeah! Especially when followed by the gigantic frozen bean burritos and raspberry Slurp eyes they have. It’s like a Weight Loss Center where I can fill my gas tank! America! What a country!

  10. Comment by lauraw on July 29, 2016 8:16 am

    Butter, heavy cream, beef tallow, olive oil, coconut butter, these are the main fats I have been adding to my diet. AND HOW.

    Salmon (a nice fatty one), eggs (I need to start buying the omega 3), chicken, etc, just normal protein, but slightly less than usual.

    The carbs are mostly coming from whole veggies (raw and cooked), blueberries, and a small amount of nuts at this point.

    I have not done a proper prep food shopping trip, and have not been applying the science correctly, I must admit. This morning I just went and found a good keto calculator online and I’m going to start properly portioning today.

  11. Comment by n8sebaka on July 29, 2016 8:16 am

    She’s got a great pair of glasses.

  12. Comment by tomswifty on July 29, 2016 8:16 am

    That’s Slurpees autocucumber!

  13. Comment by mare on July 29, 2016 8:19 am

    Thanks. You’re just adding lots of butter and whatnot to your cooking pans and veggies?

  14. Comment by lauraw on July 29, 2016 8:29 am

    Adding fat to the cooking pans is not enough. I melted beef tallow, butter, and olive oil together in a pretty heavy puddle in my skillet last night. Then I tossed it throughout some dried zucchini noodles and cooked them to al dente. The zucchini soaked up a lot of fat, more than if I had just buttered the pan. Along with some garlic, pepper, and grated parm it tasted amazing.

    I also drank 1/2 cup of heavy cream yesterday.

    And I’ve been eating the salmon and green beans drenched with a blender hollandaise sauce from the book Leon recommended:

    whip in blender:
    3 egg yolks
    2T lemon juice

    slowly add 1 stick butter that has been melted and is still very hot.

    whip until thick and pale. Use while hot, or refrigerate.

    After it’s been in the refrigerator, this lemony fat bomb is thicker and creamier and mufaku delicioso awesome on everything. Next time I’m adding a little mustard and preserved lemon and it’s going on a salad, hah.

  15. Comment by lauraw on July 29, 2016 8:34 am

    And a spoonful of coconut butter every time I feel a little snacky.

    Your body can’t store the main fats in coconut oil. It has to burn them. This is supposed to help kickstart your fat burning inclinations. That plus keeping your carbs well under 50g/day. I’m aiming for 20 because I am a small female. I think I added it up and was under 30 yesterday. Still good.

  16. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 29, 2016 8:36 am

    I’ve been making a pan of burgers and then cubed squash fries in the grease left behind. Nummy.

    Hangin’ with Possum now. Ice cream later, I’ll write the recipe if it’s good.

  17. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 29, 2016 8:37 am

    Today’s model reminds me that I’m going to miss my hot Asian coworker.

  18. Comment by mare on July 29, 2016 8:40 am

    I have coconut oil, which I love and can eat a spoonful happily. Is coconut butter better?

  19. Comment by lauraw on July 29, 2016 8:44 am

    I don’t know if it’s better. It’s just whole dried coconut, ground to a paste like peanut butter. It does taste better than plain oil and it has the coconut fiber in it.

    You can also make coconut milk and coconut cream out of it by reconstituting it with hot water.

    Nutiva and Artisana make very smooth coconut butter, you can buy a jar at the grocery store and try it out. I’m using Let’s Do Organic brand off amazon because it’s cheaper, but it is less smooth.

  20. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 29, 2016 8:45 am

    New H2 brew idea for the next meatup

    I’ll have to think up a label. Perception is king.

  21. Comment by MJ on July 29, 2016 8:46 am

    *waits for carb gorging to become the miracle diet

  22. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 29, 2016 8:51 am

    Cost of a beer: then and now

    Interesting. It’s the cheapest it’s ever been, inflation adjusted.

  23. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 29, 2016 8:51 am

    Only for Sumo, MJ.

  24. Comment by Tushar on July 29, 2016 8:53 am

    Strong NSFW advisory.

    This is a full-blown Tushar link

    https://is.gd/Q4xxZ7

  25. Comment by mare on July 29, 2016 8:58 am

    Thank you. I get the general idea, but I do appreciate what has ACTUALLY worked for people. I don’t want it to be about a daily hassle. I want it to be something I can incorporate into a normal lifestyle. Like pulling wings off butterflies or shooting kittens with a bb gun.

  26. Comment by mare on July 29, 2016 8:59 am

    This is a full-blown Tushar link

    ——–

    hahahahaha, Yes, yes it was.

  27. Comment by Jimbro on July 29, 2016 9:05 am

    Of course they show Hilldog with a beer in her hand in Jay’s link

  28. Comment by Jimbro on July 29, 2016 9:06 am

    Nice boobs Pups

  29. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 29, 2016 9:15 am

    Of course! Makes her seem more human.

    Obama has a homebrew recipe out, too.

  30. Comment by Tushar on July 29, 2016 9:17 am

    a comment from Jay’s piss beer article

    The reason beer goes through you faster than water is it doesn’t have to stop on the way to change colors…

  31. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 29, 2016 9:46 am

    Evidently commenter doesnt drink dark beer.

  32. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 29, 2016 9:47 am

    BTW, if you drink green beer on St. Patrick’s Day, you won’t pee green.

    You will however poop green. It’s surprising.

  33. Comment by Hotspur on July 29, 2016 10:35 am

    Fun fact.

  34. Comment by MJ on July 29, 2016 11:15 am

    Hillary speech kit:

    3 pair spanx, industrial strength cough suppressant, double layer of depends, gin, altoids, shock collar, trowel, gallon of ‘human tone skin color for tv’ paint, rabbit foot (still warm), anti cackle spray, hard candy, wig, quick dry spackle, moth balls, crib sheet–do not say the following: ’email, Libya, fuck you America, thank you blackies, millions and millions of dollars, blow job,’ lotto ticket.

  35. Comment by Tushar on July 29, 2016 11:18 am

    If my link 2 hours ago was too much for you, I urge you not to click on this next one.

    Extremely strong NSFW advisory.

    You have been warned.

    https://is.gd/elJ2HJ

  36. Comment by MJ on July 29, 2016 11:19 am

    We love out Indians, folks, but is it time to ban Tushar?

  37. Comment by pendejogrande on July 29, 2016 11:20 am

    MOM!!!!! TUSHAR IS BEING A PERVERT AGAIN!!!!!

  38. Comment by mare on July 29, 2016 11:20 am

    I’m definitely making that hollandaise! Thanks, Lauraw!

  39. Comment by Tushar on July 29, 2016 11:20 am

    MJ, it looks like my warnings had no effect on you.
    Are you really going to ban me for your complete lack of self control?

  40. Comment by pendejogrande on July 29, 2016 11:22 am

    Tushar stays until he can recruit another alien who is waiting on The Man to hurry the fuck up with the papers.

  41. Comment by Tushar on July 29, 2016 11:22 am

    And what was wrong with my link? Donald Trump as a bald Wolverine, with Hillary cackling behind him. Can’t the artists have a bit of creative license?

  42. Comment by Tushar on July 29, 2016 11:24 am

    Thanks for that respite, PG.

    And MJ, I am an American now, albeit originally from India. Do your research.

  43. Comment by Pupster on July 29, 2016 11:26 am

    Good God.

    Can we get back to business perving on the Asian chick with big hooters?

    TYVM

  44. Comment by mare on July 29, 2016 11:28 am

    rabbit foot (still warm),

    ——-

    Hahahaha

    Love the kit, MJ

  45. Comment by MJ on July 29, 2016 11:34 am

    MJ, it looks like my warnings had no effect on you.
    Are you really going to ban me for your complete lack of self control?
    ————————–
    Yes. We’re both Americans now so I thought you’d understand that we can’t be held responsible for anything we do.

    Wasn’t that in the welcome kit?

  46. Comment by tomswifty on July 29, 2016 11:39 am

    My question for Laura is does she have problems with the hump storing all of the extra fat?

  47. Comment by MJ on July 29, 2016 11:39 am
  48. Comment by mare on July 29, 2016 11:40 am

    Am I required to say more about the darling, busty Asian hottie with ta ta’s big enough to feed the cast of Walking Dead (zombies) for a week?

  49. Comment by mare on July 29, 2016 11:43 am

    It’s not surprising to me that Tushar has become, sicker, more ribald, since becoming an American.

  50. Comment by Tushar on July 29, 2016 11:48 am

    Sean found the video clip of my citizenship interview. It went as expected.

  51. Comment by kbdabear on July 29, 2016 11:54 am

    Sure beat the Yoko Ono pics that Maet put on the ONT recently

  52. Comment by kbdabear on July 29, 2016 11:57 am

    The Chinese girl says “All Your Boobs Are Belong to Us”

  53. Comment by xbradtc (@xbradtc) on July 29, 2016 12:19 pm

    I skinned a hobo for this?

  54. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 29, 2016 12:54 pm

    I’m pretty much kicking assume at this dad thing today. Other than driving her around for 60 minutes to ensure a morning nap before we went to the park for a walk.

  55. Comment by tomswifty on July 29, 2016 12:57 pm

    Remember, when you assume…

  56. Comment by Tushar on July 29, 2016 1:01 pm

    Auto-correct assumed that Leon wanted to kick some assume.

  57. Comment by Tushar on July 29, 2016 1:01 pm

    Leon, is possum talking yet? What does she call you?

  58. Comment by lauraw on July 29, 2016 1:03 pm

    Swifty, the hump exists mostly outside of my own metabolism, as it is my nonliving parasitic conjoined twin ‘brother’ (actually just a lump of xy tissue, since I ate his brain in utero). He gets a free ride, but he doesn’t get a vote. As it should be.

  59. Comment by Tushar on July 29, 2016 1:05 pm

    Only if not having a brain disqualified people from voting……

  60. Comment by mare on July 29, 2016 1:21 pm

    Tim Kaine seems very mental to me. And possibly gay. Or very gay.

  61. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 29, 2016 1:23 pm

    I hate autocucumber. Yes, she talks, sorta. I am Dada.

  62. Comment by tomswifty on July 29, 2016 1:36 pm

    Has she asked for the DNA test yet?

  63. Comment by Vmaximus on July 29, 2016 1:47 pm

    I have not found a clear answer to this diet question. How many carbs in vodka? I want to know if I blew the diet last night, or should I wait until tomorrow night to cheat? For some unknown reason I am craving fried chicken.

  64. Comment by Vmaximus on July 29, 2016 2:16 pm

    I still can kill a poat!

  65. Comment by MJ on July 29, 2016 2:20 pm

    Cheeto Honey Badger.

    That’s what I’m calling Trump from now on.

  66. Comment by MJ on July 29, 2016 2:21 pm

    Hi Vman!

    Went to a car show last weekend. Lambos from the 70s up to current. Really nice.

    Had a few old Porsch models, a few meh BMWs, and a really nice Aston. The Ferraris were ugly.

  67. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 29, 2016 2:22 pm

    I like it. Still like Cheeto Dollhands.

  68. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 29, 2016 2:22 pm

    Vmax, it’s only mostly dead.

    Are you related to Miracle Max?

  69. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 29, 2016 2:25 pm

    I’ll bet that Trump and Boehner golf together before Bronco games, drinking Orange Crush and listening to Smashing Pumpkins.

  70. Comment by MJ on July 29, 2016 2:28 pm

    GND is fond of Cheeto Dollhands too.

    I about slapped a sherpa last night. I was laughing so hard.

  71. Comment by MJ on July 29, 2016 2:29 pm

    Is it possible that Trump Force One is just a giant tanning bed?

  72. Comment by Vmaximus on July 29, 2016 2:29 pm

    Drooling on cars is fun MJ. I need to do that more often.

  73. Comment by Vmaximus on July 29, 2016 2:54 pm

    My lease is up soon and I am feeling restless. Lots of the places I am looking at have “Valet Trash Service”. While carrying a bag o trash to the inconvenient dumpster while holding 2 dog leashes is not the best o fun, I never considered other options.
    I guess I have no imagination.

  74. Comment by MJ on July 29, 2016 3:02 pm

    It was really fun, but also about 95 degrees.

  75. Comment by Vmaximus on July 29, 2016 3:07 pm

    Heh,
    I really thought the heat in Florida was bad. After 3-1/2 summers in Houston, the 95 degree 95% humidity of Florida seem appealing.

  76. Comment by Tushar on July 29, 2016 3:07 pm

    >>I about slapped a sherpa

    This euphemism I had not heard before

  77. Comment by terribletroy on July 29, 2016 3:33 pm

    I got valet trash service at my place. My valet will turn 17 at the end of this month. He’s also my landscaper, and cat box cleaner. Too bad Im going to lose him to a bigger company in a couple of years

  78. Comment by scott on July 29, 2016 3:37 pm

    https://is.gd/5TBRzJ

  79. Comment by mare on July 29, 2016 3:47 pm

    Hahahaha, that guy on the wrecking ball!

  80. Comment by Tushar on July 29, 2016 3:54 pm

    WTF but safe for work, kinda.

    https://is.gd/7HM3Fk

  81. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 29, 2016 4:23 pm

    Oh great, now Oso is gonna bomb us with Mylie Cyrus.

  82. Comment by mare on July 29, 2016 5:31 pm

    I have never seen the first season of Walking Dead. Very surprised, it’s really good. Different circumstances (it’s not just about the zombies) never know who’s going to die, good character development, good balance of characters you want dead vs want to survive (that’s personal).

    I may be several years behind the curve, but hey, you know me.

  83. Comment by Jimbro on July 29, 2016 5:37 pm

    I’ve seen most of the episodes and like it. At times it moves a little slow but they get there by the end of the season. I’ve read the comics as well and the plot differs slightly. Paula won’t let us watch it when she’s around since she finds a lot of the zombie shooting grotesque. The fact her ex put a bullet in his own head has been mentioned which I can understand. We just watch it when she’s not around!

  84. Comment by PepeLp on July 29, 2016 5:40 pm

    I tried the Walking Dead (TWD for Oso) a couple of times. Way too slow, if I want interpersonal drama, I’d talk to actual people.

  85. Comment by Jimbro on July 29, 2016 5:43 pm

    I’m many years behind the curve on a lot of popular culture stuff. For example the whole Game of Thrones thing is sliding by without me watching. When it finishes and they release a big box set of blu ray disks I’ll buy it used at some point.

  86. Comment by Jimbro on July 29, 2016 5:45 pm

    GoT for Oso

  87. Comment by Pupster on July 29, 2016 5:49 pm

    Breaking News on Katy Perry

    BNoKP for Oso

    https://is.gd/fUHxxx

  88. Comment by mare on July 29, 2016 5:52 pm

    This is the psychosis which is Nancy Pelosi.
    People actiually vote for this scrunt.

    “I think that, so many times, white — non-college-educated white males have voted Republican. They voted against their own economic interests because of guns, because of gays, and because of God, the three Gs, God being the woman’s right to choose.”

  89. Comment by mare on July 29, 2016 5:54 pm

    Pupster, that was creepy level 11.

  90. Comment by Jimbro on July 29, 2016 5:54 pm

    I just read a book that made me think of your ranch Pepe. It’s called Cheatgrass and I got it for 99¢ on one of those bookbub deals. It takes place in the Nevada/California ranch country and was a pretty good read. There were a few plot twists that defied reality but worth reading overall. It’s no longer as cheap to buy as an ebook and I don’t think I’d get it for the higher price.

    Reading The Last Punisher now in hardcover about the Battle of Ramadi from a SEAL that worked with Chris Kyle. Worth it.

  91. Comment by Pupster on July 29, 2016 5:55 pm

    https://is.gd/C73XBc

  92. Comment by Pupster on July 29, 2016 6:16 pm

    https://is.gd/VurlI0

  93. Comment by Jimbro on July 29, 2016 6:25 pm

    From Jonah Goldberg’s Friday “newsletter” (The Goldberg File) describing Hillary’s acceptance speech:

    “Finally, the panel opened up and out came the meal: A gluten-free bran muffin and a warm kale smoothie.”

  94. Comment by Pupster on July 29, 2016 6:29 pm

    https://is.gd/E0wy0o

  95. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 29, 2016 7:05 pm

    Wife home. Baby fed. Dishes washed. Kitchen clean.

    Time to make ice cream.

  96. Comment by mare on July 29, 2016 7:07 pm

    Hahaha, yeah, mare is sleeping not dead! Don’t call 911.

  97. Comment by mare on July 29, 2016 7:11 pm

    I’ll save you, Pupster!

  98. Comment by Sean M. on July 29, 2016 7:17 pm

    Greetings, heat and meat beaters.

  99. Comment by Sean M. on July 29, 2016 7:23 pm

    Time to make ice cream.

    You can just say you and mrs. caruthers are gonna have sexytimes. We’re all adults here and Possum is still too young to understand.

  100. Comment by osoloco11 on July 29, 2016 7:27 pm

    Hi guys! New Netflix binge is Ballers. If Goodell doesn’t like it…

  101. Comment by osoloco11 on July 29, 2016 7:27 pm

    And yes, I saw the Oso Translates.

  102. Comment by osoloco11 on July 29, 2016 8:19 pm

    A little early to own comments, but here I go. Dan’s BFF is a regional exec with a certain company that has gone all in with the Trans bathroom stuff. Urban sales are back, but the boycott in rural and religious areas is hanging strong. HQ is starting to hold him accountable for the drop in sales. 😂😂😂 Our sales in those locations are showing double digit increases. I don’t have access to same store sales for WalMart, but I’m betting on increases.

  103. Comment by osoloco11 on July 29, 2016 8:32 pm

    Dan is sick of breakroom political chatter. He open-doored several people. The other day, I got sick of the Hillary shit and unloaded a wee bit…he open-doored me! Our Club GM was talking politics with Dan today…😂😂😂

  104. Comment by osoloco11 on July 29, 2016 8:34 pm

    We are going to Oahu in Oct. In November, we are getting a Dachshund rescue. Not a puppy. MaryAnn is acting like she’s ready for a companion animal.

  105. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 29, 2016 8:35 pm

    You can just say you and mrs. caruthers are gonna have sexytimes.

    You’ve clearly never lived with a 1yo with a dysfunctional relationship with sleep.

    It’s hardening in the freezer now. I’m optimistic.

  106. Comment by Pupster on July 29, 2016 8:39 pm

    My baby possum turned 18 today.

    Time flies.

  107. Comment by Pupster on July 29, 2016 8:43 pm

    I clicked on a hot air link on accident, first time in a long time. Looks like they took https://is.gd/_a_page_out_of_the_drudge_play book on pictures with their posts.

  108. Comment by Pupster on July 29, 2016 8:47 pm

    We are going to Oahu in Oct.

    Bat Dan!

    https://is.gd/iNTnP8

  109. Comment by Sean M. on July 29, 2016 8:47 pm

    It’s hardening in the freezer now. I’m optimistic.

    Just make sure to call a doctor if it stays that way for more than six hours.

  110. Comment by PepeLp on July 29, 2016 8:47 pm

    Finally got a little rain. Really hoping it will keep raining for a while.

    “Hardening in the freezer…..” SMH

  111. Comment by osoloco11 on July 29, 2016 9:00 pm

    Pepe, did you get the high winds and hail?

  112. Comment by osoloco11 on July 29, 2016 9:02 pm

    Pups, I posted Batdan on facedouche and gotta “Are you sure that isn’t a flying fox?” I H8 people

  113. Comment by Pupster on July 29, 2016 9:02 pm

    a certain company that has gone all in with the Trans bathroom stuff

    It’s not what you think.

    https://is.gd/YeyZQf

  114. Comment by osoloco11 on July 29, 2016 9:11 pm

    Hahaha.

  115. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 29, 2016 9:11 pm

    Could use a little more sweetness, but the texture is pretty good. I’ll try some xylitol in it next time.

  116. Comment by Pupster on July 29, 2016 9:11 pm

    I’ll save you, Pupster!

    Run away with me, Mare.

    https://is.gd/aQkFPg

  117. Comment by osoloco11 on July 29, 2016 9:15 pm

    Ha! Beer fridge kind of story. Co-worker has a freezer in garage for green chile. Pssst we all do. Her son unplugged the freezer to charge his phone. He was playing darts with friends. Forgot to plug freezer back in. Lost all of last years green chile. Her hubby was livid. Good thing it is green chile season.

  118. Comment by mare on July 29, 2016 9:17 pm

    On it, Pups!

  119. Comment by osoloco11 on July 29, 2016 9:23 pm

    Mare! You should join my obsession and follow sharks on Twitter.

  120. Comment by scott on July 29, 2016 10:02 pm

    Car in needs to throw a thermometer into her lake and report back.

  121. Comment by osoloco11 on July 29, 2016 10:19 pm

    Brain eating amoeba temps!!!!

  122. Comment by Pupster on July 29, 2016 10:21 pm

    https://is.gd/kWMINU

  123. Comment by Sean M. on July 29, 2016 10:25 pm

    https://is.gd/kWMINU

    YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!

  124. Comment by mare on July 29, 2016 10:29 pm

    Oso, I think I’ve seen some of your shark links on Twitter.

  125. Comment by scott on July 29, 2016 10:31 pm

    Nobody will ever swim in the ocean again.

    Everyone is looking for lakes to swim in.

    I’m gonna be rich.

  126. Comment by ChrisP on July 29, 2016 10:39 pm

    Ace put up a post on “The Daredevil” skydiver today. The comments were stupid and uninformed. Those folks know nothing about skydiving.
    I look at the “Daredevil” and go, that’s just Luke.
    That’s okay, I suppose. When has knowing nothing about the subject stopped anyone from offering an opinion on it.

    Anita and I jumped out of *perfectly good airplanes* with Lukes parents before they were married. We have known him since he was born. I flew with his grandad and his dad, and jumped with both of them.

    His grandad built our first house, taught us to jump out of airplanes, and taught Anita to ski. He (Lenny) was a P-47 pilot in Europe during WWII(it was in all the papers)

    Once upon a time, the phone rang and Anita answered it. She told me she had to go to the drop-zone for a bit and would be right back.
    When she came back, she put a VHS tape in the player and ran it.
    I saw her sitting on the floor of the Twin Otter, getting buckled on to the front of Lukes Tandem harness, and stepping out into space at 14,000′. They then free-fell for a minute, with Mt. Rainier in the background for context, deployed the parachute, and landed.
    It occurred to me that his *final* exam to be a “Tandem Instructor”(flying with a “student” strapped on to you) was sort of a Pass/Fail.
    If you can’t do this, you both die.
    While his grandpa built our first house, Luke brought his excavator down here and did all the dirt-work for this house that we built in 2004. He and his uncle Geoff put countless hours here with us building this place.
    Luke is a nice young man(well, young to us), with a beautiful family, and I am very hopeful that he lives through this weekend,
    Sorry. I just had rant building from all the uninformed shit coming out in MSM and blogs.
    Going to get my drink on, now

  127. Comment by mare on July 29, 2016 10:44 pm

    I can’t swim in a lake, there’s icky stuff on the bottom.

  128. Comment by osoloco11 on July 29, 2016 10:44 pm

    Mare, the world has gone insane… I follow sharks knowing I will never have to actually encounter one.

  129. Comment by osoloco11 on July 29, 2016 10:44 pm

    I don’t lake, creek, or ocean. I barely pool.

  130. Comment by scott on July 29, 2016 10:47 pm

    My lake has 99% percent less fecal material than your pool.

  131. Comment by scott on July 29, 2016 10:47 pm

    #neverpool

  132. Comment by Sean M. on July 29, 2016 10:48 pm

    I don’t really swim at all. I can, but it’s just that our ancestors evolved so we could get up here on land and not have to put up being wet and shit.

  133. Comment by Pupster on July 29, 2016 10:49 pm

    Thank you for sharing Chrispy.

    Good luck Luke.

  134. Comment by Pupster on July 29, 2016 10:49 pm

    Fish poop.

  135. Comment by lauraw on July 29, 2016 10:50 pm

    *eyeballs Sean’s webbed feet but doesn’t say anything*

  136. Comment by Jimbro on July 29, 2016 10:52 pm

    Leeches

  137. Comment by Jimbro on July 29, 2016 10:56 pm

    Fresh water clams

  138. Comment by mare on July 29, 2016 10:57 pm

    Very cool, Chrispy.

  139. Comment by wiserbud on July 29, 2016 11:05 pm

    Step stools

  140. Comment by osoloco11 on July 29, 2016 11:06 pm

    I don’t pool swim or waterpark any more. Lil Swimmers are beyond the ken of most. True Story: Back in the day, I would leave the pool and the ocean and go to the bathroom. People would try to pee shame me. I was the freak for not peeing in the pool/lake/ocean

  141. Comment by Sean M. on July 29, 2016 11:07 pm

    The webbed feet were actually a side effect from an experimental drug I helped to test. The good news is that it took my vestigial tail right the hell off.

  142. Comment by ChrisP on July 29, 2016 11:10 pm

    Living and working in skydiving has got us familiar with lots of stuntmen in very many movies. “Air Force One” was cool.
    We know these people and care about them.
    It’s not trivial to us, these folks are our friends,,,

  143. Comment by osoloco11 on July 29, 2016 11:19 pm

    Miley poll: The Climb or Wrecking Ball?

  144. Comment by Lipstick on July 29, 2016 11:26 pm

    In the Jaws era I was a-raid to swim in the deep end o- the pool at night. knew it was illogical, b-t. . .

  145. Comment by Sean M. on July 29, 2016 11:29 pm

    Something I didn’t realize until this year when someone mentioned it on a radio show is that there are no Oscars for stunt performers. Which is kinda fucked up, seeing as how they stand a much better chance of getting maimed or killed than anyone else on the set.

  146. Comment by osoloco11 on July 29, 2016 11:32 pm

    Lippy, I am still totes afraid of sharksz. By following all of them on twitter that have been tagged…I am doing much better. Much

  147. Comment by osoloco11 on July 29, 2016 11:34 pm

    Sean, stunts are so last century. CGI is where it’s at. Reason why the new Mad Max got the noms? Stunts not CGI. Bing it!

  148. Comment by phat on July 29, 2016 11:34 pm

    ChrisP,

    Very cool story. I jumped out of the twin otter (UV-18) at the Air Force Academy.

    In other news, I am not in Amsterdam tonight. T-storm in chicago forced all flights from St. Louis to be ground stopped for 5 hours. Could not make it to work.

    The good news is I now have the weekend off. The bad news is that I am not getting paid and I have a metric buttload of in-laws showing up tomorrow to stay for a few days.

    Really, really hoped to be gone for that.

  149. Comment by mare on July 29, 2016 11:35 pm

    My husband is was/is a surfer and refuses to this day to see Jaws.

  150. Comment by mare on July 29, 2016 11:37 pm

    Chrispy and Anita are actually celebrities and refuse to spill the beans.

  151. Comment by Sean M. on July 29, 2016 11:44 pm

    I know a lot of people liked it, but I thought Fury Road was fucking dumb.

  152. Comment by xbradtc (@xbradtc) on July 29, 2016 11:47 pm

    I saw Vestigal Tail open for Skid Row in Munich.

  153. Comment by mare on July 29, 2016 11:50 pm

    I was entertained.

  154. Comment by xbradtc (@xbradtc) on July 29, 2016 11:52 pm

    Huh. Got a link from Ace today, and didn’t even notice it.

  155. Comment by osoloco11 on July 29, 2016 11:55 pm

    Mare, only one Hawaii shark is tagged. Lame.

  156. Comment by mare on July 30, 2016 12:14 am

    That video of Bill Clinton turning away from the girl who wanted the balloon is weird. The Clintons are very weird. Who would not give the kid the balloon?

  157. Comment by Sean M. on July 30, 2016 12:19 am

    Balloons are for closers.

    If you know what I mean.

  158. Comment by mare on July 30, 2016 12:49 am

    I know what you mean.

  159. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 30, 2016 1:09 am

    hated fury road too.

  160. Comment by Colorado Alex on July 30, 2016 1:17 am

    That video of Bill Clinton turning away from the girl who wanted the balloon is weird. The Clintons are very weird. Who would not give the kid the balloon?

    He’s used to telling girls that young “no” to latex.

  161. Comment by osoloco11 on July 30, 2016 3:42 am

    ^^^^^^

  162. Comment by Sean M. on July 30, 2016 3:46 am

    She said – I know what it’s like to be dead, I know what it is to be sad
    And she’s making me feel like I never was derp
    I said – who put all those things in your head, things that make me feel like I’m mad
    And you’re making me feel like I never was derp

  163. Comment by mare on July 30, 2016 7:25 am

    Seriously, Chrispy and Anita live secret awesome lives. They make it sound like they are your average retired small farm country folk. Nope, They’re into fun and danger. AND they know people. Chrispy makes me want to up my interesting factor.

  164. Comment by Roamy on July 30, 2016 7:37 am

    Curious as to whether Hillary gets a bounce in the polls from the convention or not.

    In other news, I have reached the stage of vacation where I hate everyone and want to go home.

  165. Comment by terribletroy on July 30, 2016 7:52 am

    Taking son to auction this morning, seized vehicles, maybe get a truck for the lad.

  166. Comment by Pupster on July 30, 2016 7:57 am

    https://is.gd/yWhgCK

  167. Comment by mare on July 30, 2016 8:06 am

    Where are you vacationing, Roamy?

  168. Comment by Pupster on July 30, 2016 8:10 am

    Go on strike, Roamy.

    Good luck at the auction, Troy. What are teenaged boys going for these days?

  169. Comment by Roamy on July 30, 2016 8:11 am

    Mare, we are doing a loop with Mr. RFH’s family reunion in the middle. Enjoyed Smoky Mountains, went through the Holy Door in Asheville, visited Monticello. It was nice of SIL to let us stay here, but I feel icky sleeping in my nephew’s bed, and everything squeaks. Bed squeaks, floor squeaks, bedroom door squeaks, bathroom door squeaks, fer cryin’ out loud, the toilet lid squeaks. Tired of knowing when people are piddlin’.

  170. Comment by PepeLp on July 30, 2016 8:15 am

    Mare?

    http://tinyurl.com/z2kw3kk

  171. Comment by Roamy on July 30, 2016 8:15 am

    Nephew is not here, you pervs. Sleeping (sort of) with Mr. RFH. Gave up at 3 AM and came downstairs to sleep on the couch.

  172. Comment by Roamy on July 30, 2016 8:17 am

    Current plan is to swing through Dayton on the way home and see the USAF Museum. Going to take a pic of the Spad for Spad13.

  173. Comment by Car in on July 30, 2016 8:37 am

    ou can just say you and mrs. caruthers are gonna have sexytimes.

    You’ve clearly never lived with a 1yo with a dysfunctional relationship with sleep.

    sure I have . 5 times.

  174. Comment by Car in on July 30, 2016 8:38 am

    Well, not true. My first was a champion sleeper. That was back when I thought I had that parenting thing DOWN.

  175. Comment by Pupster on July 30, 2016 8:40 am

    https://is.gd/7nH0Jk

  176. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 30, 2016 8:41 am

    I have small tasks I could be doing for both jobs this morning. I will get the new job one done for sure, might go to the office to knock the other one out too if it’s going to rain all day like I hope it does.

    There are red tomatoes in the garden, however so even if it’s raining I have to go get them.

  177. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 30, 2016 8:43 am

    I know you have Carin, but Seen clearly hasn’t.

  178. Comment by Jimbro on July 30, 2016 9:10 am

    We’re hosting 4 of my friends from med school today. 3 are driving up from MA and one lives in Bangor. I haven’t seen two of the guys in over 10 years. Beer, meat, scotch has been purchased. All I need is a new liver.

  179. Comment by Car in on July 30, 2016 9:18 am

    Raining here. Not gonna get my deck done today.

    Yesterday I brightened the lower part and cleaned the top part. I need to “brighten” the top (maybe if it stops raining) and then I can start staining in a few days.

    I have lots of tomatoes. Usually, the blight appears before this point. I guess those expensive seeds are the way to go.

  180. Comment by lauraw on July 30, 2016 9:27 am

    We got skunked on our ‘day of rain.’ Got light sprinkles for just a few hours, not even 1/4 inch of accumulation. Ground is still hard as a rock.

    Dammit.

    Also: Jesus Tapdancin’ C.

    So Keto has already long been taken over by hucksters looking to sell their supps and bullshit.

    I looked up some recipes for keto ‘bread;’ Bulletproof says to use THEIR pure brand of collagen in the recipe.

    They want $40 for a pound of this collagen powder.

    IT’S GELATIN, PEOPLE. Hydrolyzed collagen is just mufaku gelatin. Shut the front door.

    These jackasses must be making a mint.

  181. Comment by Car in on July 30, 2016 9:54 am

    Eh. I think it’s just best to avoid “substitute” shit for things you shouldn’t be eating.

  182. Comment by Car in on July 30, 2016 9:55 am

    I made scrambled eggs, but first I added yellow zucc noodles sauteed in coconut butter and onions. Just a tab of cheese for flair.

  183. Comment by lauraw on July 30, 2016 10:32 am

    Zucch noodles are soooo good. I think I like them better than real pasta at this point.

    Tromboncino squash gets to 2-3 feet long and is mostly neck, so one squash makes a crapton of noodles.

    The keto bread is made out of just eggs and beef gelatin. So it’s not like I’m using a bunch of unnatural stuff. I also want to see if the gelatin will strengthen my nails.

  184. Comment by Vmaximus on July 30, 2016 10:33 am

    What is the deal with cocoanut oil/butter?

  185. Comment by Car in on July 30, 2016 11:51 am

    Coconut oils kills the blog as does any discussion of diet.

  186. Comment by pendejogrande on July 30, 2016 11:51 am

    Noticed where wiserbud got one of his tweets noted by twitchy. We’re In The fake internet presence of a celebrity.

  187. Comment by pendejogrande on July 30, 2016 11:53 am

    http://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2016/07/30/oh-come-on-daily-beast-question-about-hillarys-challenge-sets-gold-standard-for-unintentional-satire/

  188. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 30, 2016 11:54 am

    I should get one of the zucchini noodle gadgets. Putting them through the box grater just isn’t the same.

  189. Comment by Car in on July 30, 2016 12:06 pm

    Yea, they’re really easy to use.

  190. Comment by lauraw on July 30, 2016 12:44 pm

    I have one but I use a regular vegetable peeler to make flat, wide ribbon noodles anyway when I have the time. I don’t know why but I like the shape. Twirls on a fork better, maybe? This is retard-level detail. Apologies.

  191. Comment by Pupster on July 30, 2016 1:00 pm

  192. Comment by mare on July 30, 2016 1:04 pm

    She seems nice.

  193. Comment by lauraw on July 30, 2016 1:05 pm

    I like that orange pillow with the embroidery except it would be better without the spiderweb. And the tassels.

  194. Comment by Pupster on July 30, 2016 1:12 pm

    Going out to Friday’s for Boy2’s birthday dinner.

    https://is.gd/L_to_R__Pupster__Fridays

    I hope they have squash and embroidered pillows.

  195. Comment by Pupster on July 30, 2016 1:17 pm

    https://is.gd/daaahna__daaahnah_dahnadadadah

  196. Comment by Pupster on July 30, 2016 1:37 pm

    https://is.gd/Mare_at_Whole_Foods

  197. Comment by xbradtc (@xbradtc) on July 30, 2016 1:47 pm

    Mare at the pool.

    http://tinyurl.com/hnaxknm

  198. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 30, 2016 1:53 pm

    Hey, all! Just found out that a coworker of Mr. TiFW is getting a new heart today – if you’re so inclined, would you say an extra prayer for Doug S? And also for the family of the donor?

    Thanks so much!

  199. Comment by mare on July 30, 2016 2:01 pm

    Rat bastards!

  200. Comment by mare on July 30, 2016 2:01 pm

    Yes, tifw, on it.

  201. Comment by Car in on July 30, 2016 2:06 pm

    Ok, got tired of waiting for the rain to stop so went out and ran the tiller up and down my side hill for a bit. Gotta prepare them for more raspberry bushes. My two rows are looking sad. I’m going to do a third row and then cover it all with straw.

  202. Comment by Pendejo Grande on July 30, 2016 3:04 pm

    This poat is deader than Vince Foster.

  203. Comment by Pupster on July 30, 2016 3:05 pm

    Did you see this gif, xbrad?

    Boeing Startup

    https://is.gd/wDXkkH

    JESUS PHAT TURN ON THE AC FOR CRAPS SAKE!

  204. Comment by xbradtc (@xbradtc) on July 30, 2016 3:17 pm

  205. Comment by Car in on July 30, 2016 3:48 pm

    I’m sure my lake temp is nice, Scott. It’s been a hot summer

  206. Comment by Car in on July 30, 2016 4:08 pm

    Ok, First – you guys suck, why didn’t I return from the UP? FOR THIS? B – I bought some coconut butter (I’ve made it and it was just meh) and OMG. How many teaspoonfuls can I eat?

    and Lastly – the rain has stopped so it’s time to get that big tiller machine going again .

  207. Comment by Hotspur on July 30, 2016 5:20 pm

    We don’t suck. You are just high maintenance.

  208. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 30, 2016 5:23 pm

    My garden stakes are falling inward on the weight of tomato vines. I may need to stake the stakes to keep them upright.

  209. Comment by terribletroy on July 30, 2016 5:33 pm

    Auction didn’t produce a acquisition but watched and learned the process. So the search for a suitable $2500 vehicle continues.

  210. Comment by osoloco11 on July 30, 2016 6:02 pm

    Roamy is traveling, so no Saturday funneh. Jimbro is chillaxin with friends from school, so no poating from Lobster Lake. I have no skillz, so no Oso earworms. Le sigh. (Going back to tracking sharks on Twitter)

  211. Comment by PepeLp on July 30, 2016 6:07 pm

    Why Carin really went to the UP

    http://tinyurl.com/ju3m8an

  212. Comment by osoloco11 on July 30, 2016 6:26 pm

    That’s not a Lesbaru!!!

  213. Comment by scott on July 30, 2016 6:46 pm

    Lesbians hadn’t been invented yet.

  214. Comment by osoloco11 on July 30, 2016 6:47 pm

    We had secret lives of pets First!!! Can’t believe WB cheated on us with the Mothership.

  215. Comment by osoloco11 on July 30, 2016 6:50 pm

    I want a Happy Meal Buddy. (Black & Tan wiener in the movie SLOP) Special needs kid came in the Club on Friday with a ziploc bag full of Happy Meal pets. No Buddy. Lucky kid. I was ready to rough him up and take his Buddy. WTF is wrong with me?

  216. Comment by Sean M. on July 30, 2016 6:53 pm

    Funny random thing: Just had a customer here, older Korean guy dressed unremarkably in a polo shirt and khakis, but he was wearing a pair of sunglasses that looked a lot like the kind that my mom and pretty much every woman her age used to wear back in the 80s. Something like these…

    https://is.gd/0nV4r7

  217. Comment by osoloco11 on July 30, 2016 7:03 pm

    Kim Jong Il faked his death and is working on his golf game in Cali? Only person in history to ever score an 18 in golf!!! Google it!

  218. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 30, 2016 7:08 pm

    15# of squash today. That’s what I get for not picking it before the rain this morning. Going to be eating pounds of it a day for awhile.

    Never again.

  219. Comment by Sean M. on July 30, 2016 7:12 pm

    Why Carin really went to the UP

    http://tinyurl.com/ju3m8an

    She’s a European pedophile whose wife just got hit by a car and she’s going to take her stepdaughter (who, it turns out is going to seduce her) on a cross-country car trip?

  220. Comment by mare on July 30, 2016 7:14 pm

    Ha hahahah, Oso. Kim Jong Il

  221. Comment by osoloco11 on July 30, 2016 7:32 pm

    Waves at Mare. Still watching Ballers. Blah blah. Dan made green chile hot dogs. Lips on fire.

  222. Comment by Sean M. on July 30, 2016 7:52 pm

    Lips on fire.

    https://youtu.be/bs56ygZplQA

  223. Comment by osoloco11 on July 30, 2016 8:06 pm

    Psst Sean, change the cover to lighting the A.

  224. Comment by Sean M. on July 30, 2016 8:21 pm

    First pitch isn’t for another 40 minutes or so. That would be a tad premature.

  225. Comment by Car in on July 30, 2016 9:32 pm

    I have lots of pounds of squash myself.

  226. Comment by scott on July 30, 2016 9:37 pm

    I don’t squash.

  227. Comment by leoncaruthers on July 30, 2016 9:47 pm

    I have half a mind to tear all the squash out now and try to get the cantaloupe vines to go that way instead of threatening my onions.

  228. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 30, 2016 9:49 pm

    mmm, green chili hot dogs.

    Did you wrap them in bacon? That’s a new favorite twist.

  229. Comment by Sean M. on July 30, 2016 9:52 pm

    Thank you for changing the subject, J’Ames. Squash is fucking gross.

  230. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 30, 2016 9:54 pm

    Yeah, wrapping hot dogs in zucchini strips just wouldn’t work.

  231. Comment by Jimbro on July 30, 2016 9:57 pm

    Need new liver.

    Will trade Balvenie Doublewood scotch

  232. Comment by Sean M. on July 30, 2016 10:15 pm

    Can’t do nuffin’ for you, man.

  233. Comment by scott on July 30, 2016 10:35 pm

    din du nuffin

  234. Comment by Pendejo Grande on July 30, 2016 10:36 pm

    Cmon, Sean. It’s not like you’re using yours anymore.

  235. Comment by ChrisP on July 30, 2016 10:41 pm

    Luke lives!
    I prayed for him and Monica today.
    I’m so glad he made it.
    Now, maybe he could stop doing crazy shit and be a good dad…

    He landed safely!! Woah! #StrideHeavenSent https://t.co/PxrG6GSID3—
    Heaven Sent – 7/30 (@HeavenSentAPE) July 31, 2016

  236. Comment by Sean M. on July 30, 2016 10:51 pm

    Now, maybe he could stop doing crazy shit and be a good dad…

    https://is.gd/hfB7kK

    (Seriously, though, I’m glad your friend is okay.)

  237. Comment by Car in on July 30, 2016 10:53 pm

    Whew. I couldn’t watch.

  238. Comment by Car in on July 30, 2016 10:54 pm

    I bet Sean’s liver is as good as new by now. Be a short, man. Jimbro just needs a lobe.

  239. Comment by Car in on July 30, 2016 10:55 pm

    Sport.

  240. Comment by scott on July 30, 2016 10:58 pm

    Your mom gave me a lobe.

  241. Comment by Sean M. on July 30, 2016 11:12 pm

    Jimbro just needs a lobe.

    Yeah, that’s how it starts. And then everyone’s all, “Spare a cornea, man?” “It’s not like you need two lungs!” “Just one more lobe–I promise this is the last one.”

    Nope.

  242. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 30, 2016 11:19 pm

    Mmm, the Lilikoi Kepolo carbed up nicely. This is gonna be a favorite.

  243. Comment by Sean M. on July 30, 2016 11:26 pm

    When did you start cooking Klingon food, J’Ames?

  244. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 30, 2016 11:30 pm

    On contract from the Obamas. Shortly after the Trump thing.

  245. Comment by ChrisP on July 30, 2016 11:49 pm

    Sorry,
    A little emotionally involved in this.
    Gonna log out and drink now…
    NYTOL

  246. Comment by Sean M. on July 30, 2016 11:58 pm

    Goodnight, Crispy. Sweet dreams of friends with their feet planted safely and squarely on the ground.

  247. Comment by xbradtc (@xbradtc) on July 31, 2016 12:23 am

    I gotta say, I wasn’t ever really worried about Chrispy’s friend. I was pretty confident it would go well. Having said that, the video is pretty impressive.

  248. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2016 12:33 am

    Wow, impressive.

  249. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 31, 2016 1:57 am

    Haha, found a DVD I burned of Pat Benatar/Martina McBride Crossroads. Woo hoo!

  250. Comment by Sean M. on July 31, 2016 3:57 am

    I need to derp, and when the sun is out
    I’ve got something I can derp about,
    I feel good, in a special way.
    I’m in love and it’s a sunny day.

  251. Comment by mare on July 31, 2016 9:12 am

    I had a dream last night that when people got tickets or whatnot instead of paying the fine, people had to make crafts.* I was so angry, I kept saying, “they’re trying to control ever aspect of our lives, this is ridiculous!!”

    And then in my dream it occurred to me and I shouted “follow the money!” Who on the city council owns the crafts store?!”

    *In my dream I actual said, “how are we supposed to know anything about black irons?” and someone said, “It’s called “blackening!” Then I said, “shut up!”

    I guess politics has really got in my head.

  252. Comment by Car in on July 31, 2016 9:13 am

    I would kill my husband if he did such a thing.

    wakey wakey

  253. Comment by Car in on July 31, 2016 9:14 am

    Follow the money … Yep. Mare is on to something. BIG CRAFTS.

  254. Comment by Car in on July 31, 2016 9:15 am

    The blackening is up on us.

  255. Comment by scott on July 31, 2016 9:23 am

    Replace crafts with working on a farm and you have Venezuela.

  256. Comment by Car in on July 31, 2016 9:24 am

    Last night side dish – zucc noodles, mushrooms, onions, and kale. Pat mistakenly tried it and loved it.

    My beets are almost ready. And the sweet peas – which went in late- are WONDERFUL.

    THe only thing that’s not working this year are my cucs:( Luckily they’re usually pretty cheap. I have a plan next year.

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