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Your model for today was born in China 0n July 31st, 1993, currently living in Houston, TX. She is active online, but only hands out mini snickers at Halloween. She stands 5’3″, measures 32DDD-26-24, and 105lbs. Please stop gawking and welcome, Miss Vicki Li aka Vickibaybeee!
July 29, 2016
Categories: alcohol, ann coulter, asshole, bacon, Balls, BBF, bbq, Beaver Button, Boobs, BOOP!, Booze, Your mom likes this . . Author: Pupster
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The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
I had someone say to us “that’s not the last $5000 mistake you’ll make.”
The number really isn’t important because it’s relative, however, it’s the permission from ourselves to make the wrong decision. It happens to everyone. And it will not end life as we know it unless it’s some dummy like Biden fooling around and bragging about having access to the nuclear codes.
My husband often says after we (or our children) make a decision, “now, make it the best decision.” Which of course means, make it work.
Also, CAULK!!
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff
She’s really cute. And she’s a fellow coffee drinker. We’re so alike!!
She’s not unattractive!
Another morning weigh-in, another two pounds mysteriously have left me.
This is just too frickin’ easy. Keto rules!
Oh, and today’s model is cute as a button. Too bad about those fat tits. I bet those push her body fat percentage sky high. *shakes head in sadness for her*
Lauraw, what have you been eating?
I’ve rediscovered cheese and avocados, lots of avocados.
Gas station sushi works for me.
Gas station sushi works for me.
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The two day diarrhea drops them fast, huh?
Horn-rimmed glasses? She probably calls herself a nerd, and nobody has the heart to tell her the inflated fun bags revoked any membership claim to that club.
Oh yeah! Especially when followed by the gigantic frozen bean burritos and raspberry Slurp eyes they have. It’s like a Weight Loss Center where I can fill my gas tank! America! What a country!
Butter, heavy cream, beef tallow, olive oil, coconut butter, these are the main fats I have been adding to my diet. AND HOW.
Salmon (a nice fatty one), eggs (I need to start buying the omega 3), chicken, etc, just normal protein, but slightly less than usual.
The carbs are mostly coming from whole veggies (raw and cooked), blueberries, and a small amount of nuts at this point.
I have not done a proper prep food shopping trip, and have not been applying the science correctly, I must admit. This morning I just went and found a good keto calculator online and I’m going to start properly portioning today.
She’s got a great pair of glasses.
That’s Slurpees autocucumber!
Thanks. You’re just adding lots of butter and whatnot to your cooking pans and veggies?
Adding fat to the cooking pans is not enough. I melted beef tallow, butter, and olive oil together in a pretty heavy puddle in my skillet last night. Then I tossed it throughout some dried zucchini noodles and cooked them to al dente. The zucchini soaked up a lot of fat, more than if I had just buttered the pan. Along with some garlic, pepper, and grated parm it tasted amazing.
I also drank 1/2 cup of heavy cream yesterday.
And I’ve been eating the salmon and green beans drenched with a blender hollandaise sauce from the book Leon recommended:
whip in blender:
3 egg yolks
2T lemon juice
slowly add 1 stick butter that has been melted and is still very hot.
whip until thick and pale. Use while hot, or refrigerate.
After it’s been in the refrigerator, this lemony fat bomb is thicker and creamier and mufaku delicioso awesome on everything. Next time I’m adding a little mustard and preserved lemon and it’s going on a salad, hah.
And a spoonful of coconut butter every time I feel a little snacky.
Your body can’t store the main fats in coconut oil. It has to burn them. This is supposed to help kickstart your fat burning inclinations. That plus keeping your carbs well under 50g/day. I’m aiming for 20 because I am a small female. I think I added it up and was under 30 yesterday. Still good.
I’ve been making a pan of burgers and then cubed squash fries in the grease left behind. Nummy.
Hangin’ with Possum now. Ice cream later, I’ll write the recipe if it’s good.
Today’s model reminds me that I’m going to miss my hot Asian coworker.
I have coconut oil, which I love and can eat a spoonful happily. Is coconut butter better?
I don’t know if it’s better. It’s just whole dried coconut, ground to a paste like peanut butter. It does taste better than plain oil and it has the coconut fiber in it.
You can also make coconut milk and coconut cream out of it by reconstituting it with hot water.
Nutiva and Artisana make very smooth coconut butter, you can buy a jar at the grocery store and try it out. I’m using Let’s Do Organic brand off amazon because it’s cheaper, but it is less smooth.
New H2 brew idea for the next meatup
I’ll have to think up a label. Perception is king.
*waits for carb gorging to become the miracle diet
Cost of a beer: then and now
Interesting. It’s the cheapest it’s ever been, inflation adjusted.
Only for Sumo, MJ.
Strong NSFW advisory.
This is a full-blown Tushar link
https://is.gd/Q4xxZ7
Thank you. I get the general idea, but I do appreciate what has ACTUALLY worked for people. I don’t want it to be about a daily hassle. I want it to be something I can incorporate into a normal lifestyle. Like pulling wings off butterflies or shooting kittens with a bb gun.
This is a full-blown Tushar link
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hahahahaha, Yes, yes it was.
Of course they show Hilldog with a beer in her hand in Jay’s link
Nice boobs Pups
Of course! Makes her seem more human.
Obama has a homebrew recipe out, too.
a comment from Jay’s piss beer article
The reason beer goes through you faster than water is it doesn’t have to stop on the way to change colors…
Evidently commenter doesnt drink dark beer.
BTW, if you drink green beer on St. Patrick’s Day, you won’t pee green.
You will however poop green. It’s surprising.
Fun fact.
Hillary speech kit:
3 pair spanx, industrial strength cough suppressant, double layer of depends, gin, altoids, shock collar, trowel, gallon of ‘human tone skin color for tv’ paint, rabbit foot (still warm), anti cackle spray, hard candy, wig, quick dry spackle, moth balls, crib sheet–do not say the following: ’email, Libya, fuck you America, thank you blackies, millions and millions of dollars, blow job,’ lotto ticket.
If my link 2 hours ago was too much for you, I urge you not to click on this next one.
Extremely strong NSFW advisory.
You have been warned.
https://is.gd/elJ2HJ
We love out Indians, folks, but is it time to ban Tushar?
MOM!!!!! TUSHAR IS BEING A PERVERT AGAIN!!!!!
I’m definitely making that hollandaise! Thanks, Lauraw!
MJ, it looks like my warnings had no effect on you.
Are you really going to ban me for your complete lack of self control?
Tushar stays until he can recruit another alien who is waiting on The Man to hurry the fuck up with the papers.
And what was wrong with my link? Donald Trump as a bald Wolverine, with Hillary cackling behind him. Can’t the artists have a bit of creative license?
Thanks for that respite, PG.
And MJ, I am an American now, albeit originally from India. Do your research.
Good God.
Can we get back to business perving on the Asian chick with big hooters?
TYVM
rabbit foot (still warm),
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Hahahaha
Love the kit, MJ
MJ, it looks like my warnings had no effect on you.
Are you really going to ban me for your complete lack of self control?
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Yes. We’re both Americans now so I thought you’d understand that we can’t be held responsible for anything we do.
Wasn’t that in the welcome kit?
My question for Laura is does she have problems with the hump storing all of the extra fat?
Am I required to say more about the darling, busty Asian hottie with ta ta’s big enough to feed the cast of Walking Dead (zombies) for a week?
It’s not surprising to me that Tushar has become, sicker, more ribald, since becoming an American.
Sean found the video clip of my citizenship interview. It went as expected.
Sure beat the Yoko Ono pics that Maet put on the ONT recently
The Chinese girl says “All Your Boobs Are Belong to Us”
I skinned a hobo for this?
I’m pretty much kicking assume at this dad thing today. Other than driving her around for 60 minutes to ensure a morning nap before we went to the park for a walk.
Remember, when you assume…
Auto-correct assumed that Leon wanted to kick some assume.
Leon, is possum talking yet? What does she call you?
Swifty, the hump exists mostly outside of my own metabolism, as it is my nonliving parasitic conjoined twin ‘brother’ (actually just a lump of xy tissue, since I ate his brain in utero). He gets a free ride, but he doesn’t get a vote. As it should be.
Only if not having a brain disqualified people from voting……
Tim Kaine seems very mental to me. And possibly gay. Or very gay.
I hate autocucumber. Yes, she talks, sorta. I am Dada.
Has she asked for the DNA test yet?
I have not found a clear answer to this diet question. How many carbs in vodka? I want to know if I blew the diet last night, or should I wait until tomorrow night to cheat? For some unknown reason I am craving fried chicken.
I still can kill a poat!
Cheeto Honey Badger.
That’s what I’m calling Trump from now on.
Hi Vman!
Went to a car show last weekend. Lambos from the 70s up to current. Really nice.
Had a few old Porsch models, a few meh BMWs, and a really nice Aston. The Ferraris were ugly.
I like it. Still like Cheeto Dollhands.
Vmax, it’s only mostly dead.
Are you related to Miracle Max?
I’ll bet that Trump and Boehner golf together before Bronco games, drinking Orange Crush and listening to Smashing Pumpkins.
GND is fond of Cheeto Dollhands too.
I about slapped a sherpa last night. I was laughing so hard.
Is it possible that Trump Force One is just a giant tanning bed?
Drooling on cars is fun MJ. I need to do that more often.
My lease is up soon and I am feeling restless. Lots of the places I am looking at have “Valet Trash Service”. While carrying a bag o trash to the inconvenient dumpster while holding 2 dog leashes is not the best o fun, I never considered other options.
I guess I have no imagination.
It was really fun, but also about 95 degrees.
Heh,
I really thought the heat in Florida was bad. After 3-1/2 summers in Houston, the 95 degree 95% humidity of Florida seem appealing.
>>I about slapped a sherpa
This euphemism I had not heard before
I got valet trash service at my place. My valet will turn 17 at the end of this month. He’s also my landscaper, and cat box cleaner. Too bad Im going to lose him to a bigger company in a couple of years
https://is.gd/5TBRzJ
Hahahaha, that guy on the wrecking ball!
WTF but safe for work, kinda.
https://is.gd/7HM3Fk
Oh great, now Oso is gonna bomb us with Mylie Cyrus.
I have never seen the first season of Walking Dead. Very surprised, it’s really good. Different circumstances (it’s not just about the zombies) never know who’s going to die, good character development, good balance of characters you want dead vs want to survive (that’s personal).
I may be several years behind the curve, but hey, you know me.
I’ve seen most of the episodes and like it. At times it moves a little slow but they get there by the end of the season. I’ve read the comics as well and the plot differs slightly. Paula won’t let us watch it when she’s around since she finds a lot of the zombie shooting grotesque. The fact her ex put a bullet in his own head has been mentioned which I can understand. We just watch it when she’s not around!
I tried the Walking Dead (TWD for Oso) a couple of times. Way too slow, if I want interpersonal drama, I’d talk to actual people.
I’m many years behind the curve on a lot of popular culture stuff. For example the whole Game of Thrones thing is sliding by without me watching. When it finishes and they release a big box set of blu ray disks I’ll buy it used at some point.
GoT for Oso
Breaking News on Katy Perry
BNoKP for Oso
https://is.gd/fUHxxx
This is the psychosis which is Nancy Pelosi.
People actiually vote for this scrunt.
“I think that, so many times, white — non-college-educated white males have voted Republican. They voted against their own economic interests because of guns, because of gays, and because of God, the three Gs, God being the woman’s right to choose.”
Pupster, that was creepy level 11.
I just read a book that made me think of your ranch Pepe. It’s called Cheatgrass and I got it for 99¢ on one of those bookbub deals. It takes place in the Nevada/California ranch country and was a pretty good read. There were a few plot twists that defied reality but worth reading overall. It’s no longer as cheap to buy as an ebook and I don’t think I’d get it for the higher price.
Reading The Last Punisher now in hardcover about the Battle of Ramadi from a SEAL that worked with Chris Kyle. Worth it.
https://is.gd/C73XBc
https://is.gd/VurlI0
From Jonah Goldberg’s Friday “newsletter” (The Goldberg File) describing Hillary’s acceptance speech:
“Finally, the panel opened up and out came the meal: A gluten-free bran muffin and a warm kale smoothie.”
https://is.gd/E0wy0o
Wife home. Baby fed. Dishes washed. Kitchen clean.
Time to make ice cream.
Hahaha, yeah, mare is sleeping not dead! Don’t call 911.
I’ll save you, Pupster!
Greetings, heat and meat beaters.
Time to make ice cream.
You can just say you and mrs. caruthers are gonna have sexytimes. We’re all adults here and Possum is still too young to understand.
Hi guys! New Netflix binge is Ballers. If Goodell doesn’t like it…
And yes, I saw the Oso Translates.
A little early to own comments, but here I go. Dan’s BFF is a regional exec with a certain company that has gone all in with the Trans bathroom stuff. Urban sales are back, but the boycott in rural and religious areas is hanging strong. HQ is starting to hold him accountable for the drop in sales. 😂😂😂 Our sales in those locations are showing double digit increases. I don’t have access to same store sales for WalMart, but I’m betting on increases.
Dan is sick of breakroom political chatter. He open-doored several people. The other day, I got sick of the Hillary shit and unloaded a wee bit…he open-doored me! Our Club GM was talking politics with Dan today…😂😂😂
We are going to Oahu in Oct. In November, we are getting a Dachshund rescue. Not a puppy. MaryAnn is acting like she’s ready for a companion animal.
You can just say you and mrs. caruthers are gonna have sexytimes.
You’ve clearly never lived with a 1yo with a dysfunctional relationship with sleep.
It’s hardening in the freezer now. I’m optimistic.
My baby possum turned 18 today.
Time flies.
I clicked on a hot air link on accident, first time in a long time. Looks like they took https://is.gd/_a_page_out_of_the_drudge_play book on pictures with their posts.
We are going to Oahu in Oct.
Bat Dan!
https://is.gd/iNTnP8
It’s hardening in the freezer now. I’m optimistic.
Just make sure to call a doctor if it stays that way for more than six hours.
Finally got a little rain. Really hoping it will keep raining for a while.
“Hardening in the freezer…..” SMH
Pepe, did you get the high winds and hail?
Pups, I posted Batdan on facedouche and gotta “Are you sure that isn’t a flying fox?” I H8 people
a certain company that has gone all in with the Trans bathroom stuff
It’s not what you think.
https://is.gd/YeyZQf
Hahaha.
Could use a little more sweetness, but the texture is pretty good. I’ll try some xylitol in it next time.
I’ll save you, Pupster!
Run away with me, Mare.
https://is.gd/aQkFPg
Ha! Beer fridge kind of story. Co-worker has a freezer in garage for green chile. Pssst we all do. Her son unplugged the freezer to charge his phone. He was playing darts with friends. Forgot to plug freezer back in. Lost all of last years green chile. Her hubby was livid. Good thing it is green chile season.
On it, Pups!
Mare! You should join my obsession and follow sharks on Twitter.
Car in needs to throw a thermometer into her lake and report back.
Brain eating amoeba temps!!!!
https://is.gd/kWMINU
https://is.gd/kWMINU
YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!
Oso, I think I’ve seen some of your shark links on Twitter.
Nobody will ever swim in the ocean again.
Everyone is looking for lakes to swim in.
I’m gonna be rich.
Ace put up a post on “The Daredevil” skydiver today. The comments were stupid and uninformed. Those folks know nothing about skydiving.
I look at the “Daredevil” and go, that’s just Luke.
That’s okay, I suppose. When has knowing nothing about the subject stopped anyone from offering an opinion on it.
Anita and I jumped out of *perfectly good airplanes* with Lukes parents before they were married. We have known him since he was born. I flew with his grandad and his dad, and jumped with both of them.
His grandad built our first house, taught us to jump out of airplanes, and taught Anita to ski. He (Lenny) was a P-47 pilot in Europe during WWII(it was in all the papers)
Once upon a time, the phone rang and Anita answered it. She told me she had to go to the drop-zone for a bit and would be right back.
When she came back, she put a VHS tape in the player and ran it.
I saw her sitting on the floor of the Twin Otter, getting buckled on to the front of Lukes Tandem harness, and stepping out into space at 14,000′. They then free-fell for a minute, with Mt. Rainier in the background for context, deployed the parachute, and landed.
It occurred to me that his *final* exam to be a “Tandem Instructor”(flying with a “student” strapped on to you) was sort of a Pass/Fail.
If you can’t do this, you both die.
While his grandpa built our first house, Luke brought his excavator down here and did all the dirt-work for this house that we built in 2004. He and his uncle Geoff put countless hours here with us building this place.
Luke is a nice young man(well, young to us), with a beautiful family, and I am very hopeful that he lives through this weekend,
Sorry. I just had rant building from all the uninformed shit coming out in MSM and blogs.
Going to get my drink on, now
I can’t swim in a lake, there’s icky stuff on the bottom.
Mare, the world has gone insane… I follow sharks knowing I will never have to actually encounter one.
I don’t lake, creek, or ocean. I barely pool.
My lake has 99% percent less fecal material than your pool.
#neverpool
I don’t really swim at all. I can, but it’s just that our ancestors evolved so we could get up here on land and not have to put up being wet and shit.
Thank you for sharing Chrispy.
Good luck Luke.
Fish poop.
*eyeballs Sean’s webbed feet but doesn’t say anything*
Leeches
Fresh water clams
Very cool, Chrispy.
Step stools
I don’t pool swim or waterpark any more. Lil Swimmers are beyond the ken of most. True Story: Back in the day, I would leave the pool and the ocean and go to the bathroom. People would try to pee shame me. I was the freak for not peeing in the pool/lake/ocean
The webbed feet were actually a side effect from an experimental drug I helped to test. The good news is that it took my vestigial tail right the hell off.
Living and working in skydiving has got us familiar with lots of stuntmen in very many movies. “Air Force One” was cool.
We know these people and care about them.
It’s not trivial to us, these folks are our friends,,,
Miley poll: The Climb or Wrecking Ball?
In the Jaws era I was a-raid to swim in the deep end o- the pool at night. knew it was illogical, b-t. . .
Something I didn’t realize until this year when someone mentioned it on a radio show is that there are no Oscars for stunt performers. Which is kinda fucked up, seeing as how they stand a much better chance of getting maimed or killed than anyone else on the set.
Lippy, I am still totes afraid of sharksz. By following all of them on twitter that have been tagged…I am doing much better. Much
Sean, stunts are so last century. CGI is where it’s at. Reason why the new Mad Max got the noms? Stunts not CGI. Bing it!
ChrisP,
Very cool story. I jumped out of the twin otter (UV-18) at the Air Force Academy.
In other news, I am not in Amsterdam tonight. T-storm in chicago forced all flights from St. Louis to be ground stopped for 5 hours. Could not make it to work.
The good news is I now have the weekend off. The bad news is that I am not getting paid and I have a metric buttload of in-laws showing up tomorrow to stay for a few days.
Really, really hoped to be gone for that.
My husband is was/is a surfer and refuses to this day to see Jaws.
Chrispy and Anita are actually celebrities and refuse to spill the beans.
I know a lot of people liked it, but I thought Fury Road was fucking dumb.
I saw Vestigal Tail open for Skid Row in Munich.
I was entertained.
Huh. Got a link from Ace today, and didn’t even notice it.
Mare, only one Hawaii shark is tagged. Lame.
That video of Bill Clinton turning away from the girl who wanted the balloon is weird. The Clintons are very weird. Who would not give the kid the balloon?
Balloons are for closers.
If you know what I mean.
I know what you mean.
hated fury road too.
That video of Bill Clinton turning away from the girl who wanted the balloon is weird. The Clintons are very weird. Who would not give the kid the balloon?
He’s used to telling girls that young “no” to latex.
^^^^^^
She said – I know what it’s like to be dead, I know what it is to be sad
And she’s making me feel like I never was derp
I said – who put all those things in your head, things that make me feel like I’m mad
And you’re making me feel like I never was derp
Seriously, Chrispy and Anita live secret awesome lives. They make it sound like they are your average retired small farm country folk. Nope, They’re into fun and danger. AND they know people. Chrispy makes me want to up my interesting factor.
Curious as to whether Hillary gets a bounce in the polls from the convention or not.
In other news, I have reached the stage of vacation where I hate everyone and want to go home.
Taking son to auction this morning, seized vehicles, maybe get a truck for the lad.
https://is.gd/yWhgCK
Where are you vacationing, Roamy?
Go on strike, Roamy.
Good luck at the auction, Troy. What are teenaged boys going for these days?
Mare, we are doing a loop with Mr. RFH’s family reunion in the middle. Enjoyed Smoky Mountains, went through the Holy Door in Asheville, visited Monticello. It was nice of SIL to let us stay here, but I feel icky sleeping in my nephew’s bed, and everything squeaks. Bed squeaks, floor squeaks, bedroom door squeaks, bathroom door squeaks, fer cryin’ out loud, the toilet lid squeaks. Tired of knowing when people are piddlin’.
Mare?
http://tinyurl.com/z2kw3kk
Nephew is not here, you pervs. Sleeping (sort of) with Mr. RFH. Gave up at 3 AM and came downstairs to sleep on the couch.
Current plan is to swing through Dayton on the way home and see the USAF Museum. Going to take a pic of the Spad for Spad13.
ou can just say you and mrs. caruthers are gonna have sexytimes.
You’ve clearly never lived with a 1yo with a dysfunctional relationship with sleep.
sure I have . 5 times.
Well, not true. My first was a champion sleeper. That was back when I thought I had that parenting thing DOWN.
https://is.gd/7nH0Jk
I have small tasks I could be doing for both jobs this morning. I will get the new job one done for sure, might go to the office to knock the other one out too if it’s going to rain all day like I hope it does.
There are red tomatoes in the garden, however so even if it’s raining I have to go get them.
I know you have Carin, but Seen clearly hasn’t.
We’re hosting 4 of my friends from med school today. 3 are driving up from MA and one lives in Bangor. I haven’t seen two of the guys in over 10 years. Beer, meat, scotch has been purchased. All I need is a new liver.
Raining here. Not gonna get my deck done today.
Yesterday I brightened the lower part and cleaned the top part. I need to “brighten” the top (maybe if it stops raining) and then I can start staining in a few days.
I have lots of tomatoes. Usually, the blight appears before this point. I guess those expensive seeds are the way to go.
We got skunked on our ‘day of rain.’ Got light sprinkles for just a few hours, not even 1/4 inch of accumulation. Ground is still hard as a rock.
Dammit.
Also: Jesus Tapdancin’ C.
So Keto has already long been taken over by hucksters looking to sell their supps and bullshit.
I looked up some recipes for keto ‘bread;’ Bulletproof says to use THEIR pure brand of collagen in the recipe.
They want $40 for a pound of this collagen powder.
IT’S GELATIN, PEOPLE. Hydrolyzed collagen is just mufaku gelatin. Shut the front door.
These jackasses must be making a mint.
Eh. I think it’s just best to avoid “substitute” shit for things you shouldn’t be eating.
I made scrambled eggs, but first I added yellow zucc noodles sauteed in coconut butter and onions. Just a tab of cheese for flair.
Zucch noodles are soooo good. I think I like them better than real pasta at this point.
Tromboncino squash gets to 2-3 feet long and is mostly neck, so one squash makes a crapton of noodles.
The keto bread is made out of just eggs and beef gelatin. So it’s not like I’m using a bunch of unnatural stuff. I also want to see if the gelatin will strengthen my nails.
What is the deal with cocoanut oil/butter?
Coconut oils kills the blog as does any discussion of diet.
Noticed where wiserbud got one of his tweets noted by twitchy. We’re In The fake internet presence of a celebrity.
http://twitchy.com/dougp-3137/2016/07/30/oh-come-on-daily-beast-question-about-hillarys-challenge-sets-gold-standard-for-unintentional-satire/
I should get one of the zucchini noodle gadgets. Putting them through the box grater just isn’t the same.
Yea, they’re really easy to use.
I have one but I use a regular vegetable peeler to make flat, wide ribbon noodles anyway when I have the time. I don’t know why but I like the shape. Twirls on a fork better, maybe? This is retard-level detail. Apologies.
She seems nice.
I like that orange pillow with the embroidery except it would be better without the spiderweb. And the tassels.
Going out to Friday’s for Boy2’s birthday dinner.
https://is.gd/L_to_R__Pupster__Fridays
I hope they have squash and embroidered pillows.
https://is.gd/daaahna__daaahnah_dahnadadadah
https://is.gd/Mare_at_Whole_Foods
Mare at the pool.
http://tinyurl.com/hnaxknm
Hey, all! Just found out that a coworker of Mr. TiFW is getting a new heart today – if you’re so inclined, would you say an extra prayer for Doug S? And also for the family of the donor?
Thanks so much!
Rat bastards!
Yes, tifw, on it.
Ok, got tired of waiting for the rain to stop so went out and ran the tiller up and down my side hill for a bit. Gotta prepare them for more raspberry bushes. My two rows are looking sad. I’m going to do a third row and then cover it all with straw.
This poat is deader than Vince Foster.
Did you see this gif, xbrad?
Boeing Startup
https://is.gd/wDXkkH
JESUS PHAT TURN ON THE AC FOR CRAPS SAKE!
I’m sure my lake temp is nice, Scott. It’s been a hot summer
Ok, First – you guys suck, why didn’t I return from the UP? FOR THIS? B – I bought some coconut butter (I’ve made it and it was just meh) and OMG. How many teaspoonfuls can I eat?
and Lastly – the rain has stopped so it’s time to get that big tiller machine going again .
We don’t suck. You are just high maintenance.
My garden stakes are falling inward on the weight of tomato vines. I may need to stake the stakes to keep them upright.
Auction didn’t produce a acquisition but watched and learned the process. So the search for a suitable $2500 vehicle continues.
Roamy is traveling, so no Saturday funneh. Jimbro is chillaxin with friends from school, so no poating from Lobster Lake. I have no skillz, so no Oso earworms. Le sigh. (Going back to tracking sharks on Twitter)
Why Carin really went to the UP
http://tinyurl.com/ju3m8an
That’s not a Lesbaru!!!
Lesbians hadn’t been invented yet.
We had secret lives of pets First!!! Can’t believe WB cheated on us with the Mothership.
I want a Happy Meal Buddy. (Black & Tan wiener in the movie SLOP) Special needs kid came in the Club on Friday with a ziploc bag full of Happy Meal pets. No Buddy. Lucky kid. I was ready to rough him up and take his Buddy. WTF is wrong with me?
Funny random thing: Just had a customer here, older Korean guy dressed unremarkably in a polo shirt and khakis, but he was wearing a pair of sunglasses that looked a lot like the kind that my mom and pretty much every woman her age used to wear back in the 80s. Something like these…
https://is.gd/0nV4r7
Kim Jong Il faked his death and is working on his golf game in Cali? Only person in history to ever score an 18 in golf!!! Google it!
15# of squash today. That’s what I get for not picking it before the rain this morning. Going to be eating pounds of it a day for awhile.
Never again.
Why Carin really went to the UP
http://tinyurl.com/ju3m8an
She’s a European pedophile whose wife just got hit by a car and she’s going to take her stepdaughter (who, it turns out is going to seduce her) on a cross-country car trip?
Ha hahahah, Oso. Kim Jong Il
Waves at Mare. Still watching Ballers. Blah blah. Dan made green chile hot dogs. Lips on fire.
Lips on fire.
https://youtu.be/bs56ygZplQA
Psst Sean, change the cover to lighting the A.
First pitch isn’t for another 40 minutes or so. That would be a tad premature.
I have lots of pounds of squash myself.
I don’t squash.
I have half a mind to tear all the squash out now and try to get the cantaloupe vines to go that way instead of threatening my onions.
mmm, green chili hot dogs.
Did you wrap them in bacon? That’s a new favorite twist.
Thank you for changing the subject, J’Ames. Squash is fucking gross.
Yeah, wrapping hot dogs in zucchini strips just wouldn’t work.
Need new liver.
Will trade Balvenie Doublewood scotch
Can’t do nuffin’ for you, man.
din du nuffin
Cmon, Sean. It’s not like you’re using yours anymore.
Luke lives!
I prayed for him and Monica today.
I’m so glad he made it.
Now, maybe he could stop doing crazy shit and be a good dad…
Now, maybe he could stop doing crazy shit and be a good dad…
https://is.gd/hfB7kK
(Seriously, though, I’m glad your friend is okay.)
Whew. I couldn’t watch.
I bet Sean’s liver is as good as new by now. Be a short, man. Jimbro just needs a lobe.
Sport.
Your mom gave me a lobe.
Jimbro just needs a lobe.
Yeah, that’s how it starts. And then everyone’s all, “Spare a cornea, man?” “It’s not like you need two lungs!” “Just one more lobe–I promise this is the last one.”
Nope.
Mmm, the Lilikoi Kepolo carbed up nicely. This is gonna be a favorite.
When did you start cooking Klingon food, J’Ames?
On contract from the Obamas. Shortly after the Trump thing.
Sorry,
A little emotionally involved in this.
Gonna log out and drink now…
NYTOL
Goodnight, Crispy. Sweet dreams of friends with their feet planted safely and squarely on the ground.
I gotta say, I wasn’t ever really worried about Chrispy’s friend. I was pretty confident it would go well. Having said that, the video is pretty impressive.
Wow, impressive.
Haha, found a DVD I burned of Pat Benatar/Martina McBride Crossroads. Woo hoo!
I need to derp, and when the sun is out
I’ve got something I can derp about,
I feel good, in a special way.
I’m in love and it’s a sunny day.
I had a dream last night that when people got tickets or whatnot instead of paying the fine, people had to make crafts.* I was so angry, I kept saying, “they’re trying to control ever aspect of our lives, this is ridiculous!!”
And then in my dream it occurred to me and I shouted “follow the money!” Who on the city council owns the crafts store?!”
*In my dream I actual said, “how are we supposed to know anything about black irons?” and someone said, “It’s called “blackening!” Then I said, “shut up!”
I guess politics has really got in my head.
I would kill my husband if he did such a thing.
wakey wakey
Follow the money … Yep. Mare is on to something. BIG CRAFTS.
The blackening is up on us.
Replace crafts with working on a farm and you have Venezuela.
Last night side dish – zucc noodles, mushrooms, onions, and kale. Pat mistakenly tried it and loved it.
My beets are almost ready. And the sweet peas – which went in late- are WONDERFUL.
THe only thing that’s not working this year are my cucs:( Luckily they’re usually pretty cheap. I have a plan next year.
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