That was some great sax work near the end. Released in 1961 and played on the “Chitlin’ Circuit“. Some of you hosefockers were probably conceived with this song playing in the background (on a 45 record that lasted 2:34 … yeah).
Nod to our neighbors to the north (do we have any Canadian lurkers?) My student right now is from Manitoba. Smart kid.
Not sure if this is really true. If it was I would have learned it in school, right?
You know what I never see around much anymore? Deviled ham or even ham salad sandwiches for that matter. I bet they were listening to “Emulsified” on their way to the picnic.
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America needs options.
https://is.gd/HLKrTY
Pupster Family Theater
*boy1 stumbles into Pupster in the hallway, carrying 2 lit candles*
Boy1- Is the power out?
Pup- …no, I was just wanted to see what it was like to take a shower by candle light. It’s very soothing.
-fin
what’s with the asterisks?
heat index of 115 today, better wear deodorant.
mares up! everyone straighten up!
I used to take showers with the lights off, but it creeped my wife out too much.
A lot of movies show women taking baths with candles lit around them. If you see flower petals you know there’s going to be some romance. If she’s home alone and on the telephone you know there’s going to be some slasher type that shows up real soon. Don’t often see the shower by candlelight depicted in popular culture. I think you’re ahead of the curve.
wakey wakey.
First day of vacation and the kids are already figthing.
Good morning!
The Pupsters had sexy time?
Niiiiice.
I’m still trying to figure out how people have second children.
I remember eating Underwood Deviled Ham sandwiches that Mom packed us for school lunches when I was a very little kid.
Funny the stuff I ate when I was a kid.
Heat index of 115 or so today. Hell, that was playing outside weather in South Texas 50 years ago…
I LOVED getting sandwiches with Deviled ham for school lunch!
Me too, Mare. Still do.
Did Cruz go full ‘sperg last night or is it just me?
I hate this century.
He’d make a fantastic SCOTUS pick. Perfect environment for him.
I haven’t watched or listened to a single minute of the convention. I’m being very careful to change radio stations as soon as it comes up.
Too bad it will be Hillary making that pick. Everyone is staying home, after all.
Democrats don’t have that problem.
Pence’s speech was good, so was Newt’s. Newt is being a peacemaker, interesting role for him.
I don’t think Cruz’s speech was that divisive at the end. He just didn’t endorse. He didn’t downplay him, either. But it’s a convention, and it’s rah rah time. He had to endorse with the speech. He’s just being clever again. Got him into trouble in campaign season too.
A leopard doesn’t change his spots.
I’m still trying to figure out how people have second children.
Just do what comes naturally.
Effng “Stress Test” today for my heart. (The sumbitch has decided to go rogue on me) Testing starts at 11. If I have it right, first inject with some radioactive dye (which if I remember correctly, the RN will say “Now this is going to feel like your private region gets heated up a little bit”. Translated this means “your asshole is going to feel like its on fire’) then some kinda imaging. Then onto the tread mill, go til you puke, and then more images. No coffee or food this morn, not supposed to drink anything 4 hrs before (WTF? I get to be dehydrated?) and of course today is the day for it to be “Africa Hot”. We’re at some insane level of humidity and index is to be over 100. My son is out working in the fields today. Im proud of the Lad, first summer working for realzies, out in the heat, and he requires no morning motivation or oversight, he gets up and goes.
Cruz is a dick and he needs to become a televangelist.
Heh, headline is all about the protest. But actually someone was on fire, trying to light a flag on fire, and the police saved the person. I’m sure it’s all about the evil police:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/07/20/protesters-arrested-at-flag-burning-outside-gop-convention-officers-injured.html
Should have let them burn.
Just do what comes naturally.
Possum’s dysfunctional relationship with sleep is making it difficult. Mine was bad at her age too, which might be why my sister wasn’t conceived until I was almost 2.
TT, I’m struggling through my DOT physical right now. Not as much suck as a stress test but still a dose of suck.
Heh, Poor little MSNBC flowers
I wonder if they will have a segment on the buttons sold at the DNC. I’m sure it will be sunshine and lollipops, concerning Trump/Drumpf/Donald/Melania/Ivanka.
‘Sup, people?
I find it incredibly telling that suggesting that people “vote their conscience” drives so many Trumpkins even more insane than usual.
If your conscience tells you to vote for Hillary, you don’t have one.
What Wiserbud said.
These are the people who demand me to unite with them.
http://hotair.com/headlines/archives/2016/07/21/cruzs-wife-father-had-to-leave-the-convention-last-night-for-their-own-safety/
No.
“demand that I”
/hotspur
>>>If your conscience tells you to vote for Hillary, you don’t have one.
Not voting for Trump is not voting for Hillary.
I find it incredibly telling that suggesting that people “vote their conscience” drives so many Trumpkins even more insane than usual.
I find it equally enlightening many of those same voices were telling us to line up and vote for the milquetoast in previous years.
Suddenly switching to “vote your conscience” instead of insisting on “party unity” reeks of sour grapes. May be legit, maybe not, but it’s hard to tell right now.
Doesn’t change the factual nature of my statement.
Voting for Gary Johnson, however, is voting for Hillary. He’s just Hillary in drag with a bag of weed.
Fear, desperation, emotional frenzy, willingness to harm innocents to satisfy an overweening sense of righteousness. This is looking more like a South American election all the time. Isn’t this great? Good times. I love this.
Actually, it looks to me that the establishment are the ones that are telling us to get in line behind Trump after fighting against him for so long.
Chris Christie comes to mind. He was a big “fight the establishment” guy until he wasn’t, who then fell in line behind the “outsider” Trump who is now getting the full support of the RNC, thanks the Reince.
I give Cruz credit. He may be taking the slings and arrows today for not endorsing the guy who attached his wife’s looks and attempted to smear his father, but he would have looked even worse had he endorsed him.
In CT, it matters not at all who I vote for.
This is also my mantra, Wiser. It doesn’t matter what I do. The Blue Machine will do what it wills.
The establishment GOP really needed unanimity in endorsing to spread the blame for this shit show after they nominated a fucking con man Hillary donor for President.
Then along comes Ted Cruz to be the turd in the punchbowl, again, to hold a mirror up to their faces. Couldn’t be happier, myself.
Yep. My vote doesn’t matter at all here in the People’s Republic of MA. I’m writing in SMOD.
Vote my conscience? Ok, I vote we kill them all. There is not a truly honorable one in the whole lot.
Stuck in a waiting room….
I will admit, the establishment folk do seem to have adapted to Trump far better than expected, which gives me pause. Is this a sign they’re turning him? Sinking him? Falling in line from self-preservation? (I suspect the third.)
I voted Cruz in the primaries. I was not entirely impressed by the end of the speech last night. However: I have also said for some time we need to strip out the good people in the GOP who were there by default and start anew using them as the core of a new organization. If he chooses to bolt the GOP fold and start building said party, it will strengthen the argument that it was principle in my mind.
Yeah, I’ma vote straight R ticket for the local stuff then write in “Extinction-Level Meteor Impact” for Prezzie.
Living in a monolithic blue state with few electoral votes is freeing, in a way. We see almost zero political ads, for another thing.
Ugh! We get the ads target for southern NH here. No escape.
I am not looking forward to going to work at the store after Cruz’s speech. Owner is a rabid Trumpster. He believes that every single thing Trump does is exactly the smartest thing ever done by anyone who has ever run for Presidrnt and he will likely win 50 states.
Every time he starts, I just roll my eyes and shrug.
He knows I was a Cruz supporter. He will likely go crazy on me for how Cruz so horribly attacked Trump and stabbed him in the back.
Hmm, UConn maybe to the Big 12? Interesting.
It’s going to be awesome when Cruz is blamed for Trump’s landslide loss.
>>>Hmm, UConn maybe to the Big 12? Interesting.
Well, time to give the coaches a couple of million dollars in raises!
Heh, true Andy!
I’ll vote for Trump and hope for President Pence.
Hope & Pence.
Hope and pence.
Pence is pennies. Pennies are change. HOPE AND CHANGE.
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
I fully expect it to be a Hillary landslide despite the lowest voter turnout in modern times.
Why dieting is hard
>>>It’s going to be awesome when Cruz is blamed for Trump’s landslide loss.
Remember when Trump said he didn’t need us to win?
Ok. I’ll accept that challenge.
You guys never fail to underestimate the stupidity of the public.
Bacon sandwich wrapped in fried chicken? Instant winner.
Dude in a dress just being a dude in a dress? Hero worship.
Dumb game with light up lights that light up? Pop culture phenom.
Hillary or Trump? Orange crush is the likely winner.
I never really believe that, MJ. But then I remember Obama was REelected in 2012.
I should listen to you.
Pokemon Go talk at the office again. 30 minutes so far.
Hillary is trying to embrace her biggest fault:
No, not the lying, cheating, untrustworthy, bad fashion choices, woman hating, racist, lying, greedy, lying, money grubbing, sell out, rape apologist, lying, insular, detached, narcissist, old lady cankles, alcoholic, lying.
Her experience. She’s actually going to run on being qualified, as if that matters to anyone.
Professionals. College educated. Advanced degrees. STEM.
Pokemon.
Credible and genuine wins. One of two loses.
Gore? Credible, not genuine. Bush? Both.
McCain? Genuine, not credible. Obama? Both.
Romney? Credible, not genuine. Obama? Both.
Hillary? Credible not genuine. Trump? Genuine possibly credible.
I think Trump has some upswing whereas granny gin breath does not.
OHTHANKYOUHEAVENTHEYSTOPPED.
Some of the dumbest people I know are engineers, Leon.
Kerry was neither.
Anybody want some paste? I brought plenty!
Fish stick flavored paste would fly off the shelves.
Isn’t that pretty much what the Filet o’ Fish is?
You guys are underestimating the absolute devotion of the Press. Trump will do nothing right, old accusations, made up accusations, etc. Hillary can do no wrong, everything will be slanted to favor her. They called the attack in Nice a “truck accident”. When the media went shamelessly full left, it was the nail in the coffin.
And that’s why I don’t always listen to MJ.
Haunches that may be too robust for Leon…
http://tinyurl.com/jg69dkx
Haunches that may be too robust for Leon…
Hmm. I like a challenge.
*clicks through*
*hears choir singing*
*single tear falls*
It’s… beautiful.
I’m getting a kick out of Rush’s descriptions of past conventions where there were actual fist fights on the floor. And several primary/speaker candidates who did not endorse the nominee.
The VP used to be the losing opponent.
I think it would be awesome if Cruz ended up as the never trump candidate.
I read somewhere that they’re hoping to have someone in a few weeks.
The VP used to be the losing opponent.
This was intended to reduce partisanship. Unfortunately, it also meant the assassin had a veto on the election. See also: Booth, John W.
I don’t read ace’s site like I used to but I’d be sad to see him go.
He’s a gifted writer and personality although I agree it might be time to close it up.
I hope he’s as successful at whatever else he pursues–and can remain as funny. Dude is seriously hilarious.
Is Ace a practicing lawyer?
I really can’t say this enough: news cycles.
Since the Trump/Cruz deal no one gives a crap about Melania. It will be something else tomorrow.
You just have to keep praying and remember, tomorrow is another day and you never know what’s going to happen.
Ace should come here and talk gardening, diet, and fitness with us. I think it would help him relax. Plus I think he’ll like Fridays.
Ace could be in charge of the diet aspect of this blog. His diet posts are great. Seriously.
I should go home early so I can find funny gifs for BBF.
I’d like to recommend him some books, Mare. I think he might enjoy Phinney and Volek’s books.
Yannow, I’m old enough to remember that when you dropped $800 on a washing machine, it lasted more than 4 goddamned years….
Repair guy says it will only cost $750 to repair. To last another 4 years.
Yikes, Wiser.
Fucking Kenmore POS
Kenmore is just a brand now. Chinese manufacturer for most appliances, plus all the energy-efficient crappie makes them less reliable. Our AM station has an appliance show on Saturdays that’s pretty good, and he rails on modern shifty appliances a lot.
Phone fucked up all my swearing and not quite swearing.
We have a fancy LG top loader to replace a Maytag that was at least 12 years old. It runs fine but I just noticed the soap dispenser is clogged or something and the water in there smelled like mildew. Hopefully I can find some on line tips and avoid the repair call.
When we sell new appliances we tell our customers that the days of expecting to get good performance from a washing machine (or range, or fridge…) for 15-20 years are done-zoh. They are built to be replaced at about twice the rate that people renovate their kitchens.
And these $900 Samsungs that look like spaceships are basically shinyshinycrap. The flat panel ooohhh shinyshinybuttons on them break with breathtaking speed, lol.
Remember your old washer with big clunky knobs and a big old agitator paddle in the middle? Yeah, that ugly thing is what nobody wants but that is what still works the best over time.
I had a young couple keep going back to a machine I told them straightout was crap, over and over again, and finally buy it, because it was shinyshinyprettier than the one that was what they really needed. Some people need their laundry room to be cutting edge pretty.
Whatevs. Must be nice.
I will say though, the new ‘black stainless’ appliance finishes are gorgeous.
Kenmore used be awesome. Looking to unload a stand-alone full sized freezer that lasted 40 years before giving up the ghost. (May instead see if someone can get it working again!)
Our last one lasted 30+ years.
This one barely got dust on it.
>>>Kenmore used be awesome.
That’s why we bought this one. It even great reviews on-line.
Next one will be coming from Craig’s List.
Case is falling off mine, but it still works. Replaced the agitator washer twice, too.
Makes noise, but it works. 20 years old.
And it’s a kenmore/whirlpool.
I like the black stainless too. But my place already had a dishwasher, oven and microwave that had traditional stainless so my fridge had to match.
I wanted a top loader and researched the crap out of it. Went to 4 different stores (for pricing), one store about 5 times ( to look and think). On the day I went to buy it I was compelled to stick my arm in and then realized I’d need a step stool to reach my clothes at the bottom and I’m not that short. 5’6″ Had to choose another rather quickly, front loader which I didn’t care about but my husband like the matching dryer which had the steam deal and we actually use it to get out wrinkles.
I get wrinkles out by hanging it in the shower while I get ready.
Professionals. College educated. Advanced degrees. STEM.
Pokemon.
You don’t have time for Pokemon, what with having sex with real life girls and all that.
We bought our fridge and washer/dryer right around Thanksgiving and got the best prices I’ve seen on them. For some reason I can’t remember if it was Lowes or Home Depot.
We have a frameless shower unless I want to install a pole across our bathroom that won’t work.
I think I am far enough along that I can’t jinx it now…
Just got off the phone with Future Bossman’s business manager. Offered me a salary roughly 12% higher to work from home on the stuff I’m genuinely interested in, contingent on getting my access turned back on and approval from the customer (which will initially be my former employer, whom I left on very good terms).
I feel like Robust Haunches Girl just sat on my lap and offered me a whiskey and soda.
Very happy for you, Leon.
GO LEON!!! Booyah!
Good for you, Leon.
Congrats, leon!
Hang it on the shower door, mare.
Why, James? I have a dryer that I love that does the job beautifully and I can see out my shower.
Pro tip:
Don’t look INTO my shower while I’m showering.
*shudders*
Get me a job, leon!
Because I’m lazy, and I don’t want to walk downstairs, mare.
Plus I forgot to iron, again.
hahaha…Gotcha, Jay.
I hate ironing….hence my husband’s “surprising” decision to give his opinion on which washer or dryer we should buy.
Woot leon!
Washing machine?
Oh, you mean wife.
Awesome news, hope it all comes to pass!
Wait? The Sandwich Machine should also do laundry?
Me too.
https://is.gd/Wmyban
Congrats Leon
Laura, there’s a lot of anecdote to back that one. “Time under tension” is the mantra of the calisthenics community. Gymnasts rarely lift weights other than themselves, and it’s not like they’re weaklings.
“but the dividends on the back side” … “are enormous.”
Witness the power of careful editing.
Congrats Leon. When do you think you’ll start looking for another job?
Tomorrow or Monday?
Monday, at the soonest. I want to enjoy the weekend.
MJ, yes, I get that I’ve been a blistering malcontent about work for the last two years or so, since my friend got fired and my promotion got postponed and I switched industries and learned that it kinda sucked.
I’m really hoping that ends soon. I’m sick of me too.
The body responds to stress and adapts. Whether that is exhaustion through lifting a heavy weight a few times, or lighter weights a lot of times. Figure out which meets your goals.
I’m not sick of you, buddy.
I’m happy for you.
I was told the black stainless chips really easy. They’ve had to replace the doors on the floor model several times.
An early picture of Mare:
https://is.gd/3zCVC2
I can mention I’m on my way up north because I’ve left a few kids at home.
Party at my house this weekend most likely.
Going to the UP.
Urinary polyps?
Congrats, leon
Car in, should Hotspur and I drop in on the house and scare the remainder?
Grats Leon.
The stress test was fun. Not. Couldnt get my heart rate up to where they wanted it using exertion, (said my meds were keeping it down) so they induced it chemically. Headache, nausea, general feeling of shitty. Now to wait on the results.
Penelope got a new washer a few years ago. Had to be a front loader. It, combined with the environmentally friendly detergent, doesn’t get clothes clean at all.
Mrs. P frequently reminds me that our maytag fridge is now 27 years old. She is ashamed to not have a new shiny and yet I ware it as a badge of honor.
Wear.
Where?
Leon if you don’t mind.
And help yourself to whatever needs harvesting in the garden.
Possum turns 1 Saturday, so I may or may not be able that evening. Tomorrow night I have to clean the house for my parents can enter it.
So they can enter, rather. Geeze.
There wolf. There castle.
GOD I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH.
>>>>GOD I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH.
Aaaaaand the 2020 Presidential campaign season has officially begun!
Keeping my fingers crossed, Leon.
Y U h8 me?
Meatup at Car ins?
*tosses suitcase in Party Van*
Ready
I hope leon knows where the key is, or we’re gonna have to burn part of the deck.
Moose is going to be sad.
Twenty year old son of an employee comes into the office today to see if he can borrow some money off papa. He’s about 5’2″ and 150……..pretty muscled up, but still……5’2″. He’s wearing a tank top and cargo shorts so he can sport his pecs, bis, and tris for all us old folks…….and his full sleeve of tats on down each arm. And some shit that looks like the preamble to the declaration of independence around his neck. I’m guessing it wasn’t. Maybe some TUPAC lyrics or something.
#1 book keeper, woman about 50 or so, with zero filter, starts wearing his ass out about finding a REAL job one of these days whilst looking like oil field trash. He says and I quote, “Yeah, I’ve heard all that about how in your day nobody but military and white trash got tatted up but it’s different now. I know about six or seven really hot chicks who don’t stand a chance once they see my ink.” Implying that the tats were getting him laid above his pay grade. Did I mention that he’s 5’2″?
The fucking world has done passed me by.
I wouldn’t hire him. Short guys have bad attitudes.
Implying you’re getting laid, and getting laid are two entirely different things.
Plus he’s short.
Short people are the short people of the world.
There was a thing in the Navy when you were getting close to the end of your enlistment you start keeping a short timer’s calendar.
Every time you walk in the barracks, or compartment you holler out SHORT.
It was funny to see the guys who weren’t even close roll their eyes, and mutter “fuck you.”
I just had to lift myself up and almost into the washer to get a sock.
*pushes oso in
*closes lid and sets on delicate*
Actually, those 6-7 are pegging him, since he’s so short.
It’s been about 3 or 4 months since I’ve put up a comment at AoS.
I’ve been banned!
Probably shouldn’t have been a sanctimonious prick and told him the site is kind of lackluster.
I had no idea he actually read the comments. Whoops.
Dan thinks it’s funny that Pups pushed me in the washer and HS set the cycle.
Ace put up a health post after Mare complimented him on his diet posts?
I found his health post lackluster.
I did no such.
I GOT AWAY WITH IT!
MJ banned? nice!
Does coffee not count as fasting? I can go 12 hours every day without eating but not without coffee.
https://is.gd/fnB8n2
YES!
*bans MJ from H2
*cackles like Hillary
*grabs a bucket of water
Saw Hillary’s America. Great job on the history of the Dem party.
He also rammed it home what a scumbag Hillary and Bill are using their own words.
Great patriotic ending.
Did not know the extent of their open thievery concerning Haiti and the Clinton Foundation.
I got inspired just reading Ace’s Health Post….haven’t even hit the comments yet. And, wow, Ace is kicking butt.
We have before us a choice. We can either elect the Godmother of an international crime syndicate masquerading as a global charity to lead the nation. Or we can elect a con-man who has built a giant real estate empire through fucking other people in the ass.
At least the con-man hasn’t blamed any of his shit on a youtube video yet, so that’s where I’m prolly gonna place my vote.
Also, Hillary is a cunt.
MJ, don’t fall in the bucket. Your picture is on the side, after all.
If you picked three days before “I had a BM” was discovered, you win.
She sounded like a chicken squawking, it was funny as hell.
Haha, nicely done roamy!
Dan: OMG he has Buckeye hands. (Noticing for the first time the creepy doll baby hands of the Trumpster)
Trump, or bottom of the 9th, tied Cardinals game.
Hmmm.
Trump’s hands look like one of those skits where someone stands behind you and uses their arms in place of yours.
Watching the Trumpster Dumbster!
At least he’s not reading everything from the prompter. Better than someone else I can think of.
Compare this to Pence last night.
Or Newt.
Bases loaded, 1 out, 5-5.
Mi familia has little hands. Both sides.Guys at work used to call me “Man Hands”. My hand is the size of Dan’s palm. I did do the hand check to Roamy “Johnny Bench” Fire Hydrant
Ok, back to Trump after a CARDS WIN!
You go and see Hillary’s America and you won’t care that Trump is a total___________________ (fill in the blank).
I am totes H8N Hillary’s America. Release date moved to Monday. Original date was 7/26. POS wasn’t communicated with, and I had to pull the book. Members are asking for it.
did we have some disruptors?
Not watching the convention.
Baseball channel is static, so I’m watching Hogan’s Heroes.
I’m pretty sure I want to see more of Ivanka.
Watching the convention. LIV Dan has watched every night with me. Told me that he will not watch the DNC. I will have to watch the DNC in the bedroom. By myself. He H8s Hillary.
Dan loves Ivanka.
When Eric called her a princess, Dan laughed.
I’m pretty sure I want to see more of Ivanka.
Ivanka see more.
He bets she has a better tiara than I do
When you have to choose between two assholes, choose the one who stinks less.
Trump it is.
Dog asleep. Wife asleep.
Trump doing lines of orange blow with a panda bear on top of a 30 foot wall.
These events would be much better if ‘wrap it up’ music from the Oscars started after 2 mins.
I’d vote for PT Barnum over FDR. This one’ll be easy.
Easier than McCain, at any rate.
When that fat boobed skank, Meghan McCain said something to the effect that Ivanka “acted like royalty” her envy of a classy, beautiful, poised, articulate woman was showing.* Plus has there been a more “raised above their abilities political daughter” than Meghan McCain (and Chelsea Clinton)?
*I know that Ivanka is probably a dem and is all about getting Dad elected but, really, I’m not exactly sure I care
Her tiara probably didn’t come from Disney or a truck stop.
Just a hunch.
Okay, I think I’m ready to half-ass a BBF poat.
I’m not really into blondes but I’d like to spend a few minutes talking to Ivanka about international travel.
For some reason, I often think about the seething resentment from the McCain, Romney, etc., crowd. Especially the wives.
I’m so pissed I can’t watch the DNC next week
I will say this, Trump saying Obama was an idiot for putting Clinton in charge of American foreign policy was a master stroke.
I need a better tiara.
Mare, you need a tiara.
Ivanka should put out a line of tiaras.
Ace is effing brilliant sometimes.
Erick Erickson @EWErickson 18m18 minutes ago
Trump’s speech sounded better in the original German.
The Dishonorable DJT @AceofSpadesHQ 26s26 seconds ago
Your criticisms sound better in the original Coastal Liberal. @EWErickson
One with air conditioning.
She should!!! Eric said she never had a problem being the princess.
Oso, I meet your tiara and raise you a scepter.
You have a scepter?
Based on twitter you’d think Trump was too negative, I disagree. I think he had to show how shit flowed downhill since Obama took office and how Hillary would be more of the same.
He appealed to those of us who have grievances and want them acknowledged and obviously changed.
I’m on craigslist right now looking for one.
Most girls these days have scepters, don’t they?
Sorry, “massagers”.
Alright Now….nice touch.
I have a $20 story for you about getting my car serviced and what the front desk guy said to a customer. Maybe tomorrow.
“serviced”
Now they’re playing “You can’t always get what you want” which I find hilarious.
Also, remember what I said about “news cycles” this is a perfect example of that.
Oops prep
I need a better tiara. Trying to design a sceptor. Needs a baseball
BBF @7am sharp. G’night.
Ever take a minute just to show a real emotion
In between the moisture cream & velvet facial lotion?
Ever tell your kids you’re glad that they can think?
Ever say you loved ’em? Ever let ’em watch you drink?
Ever wonder why your daughter looked so sad?
It’s such a derp to have to love a plastic Mom & Dad
Trigger thumb
Busted ankle
Radial neck fracture
Home
Beer
Vacation #2, 2016
Totally missed the convention coverage other than you guys. I watched the Sox beat the Twins. Their pitching sucks but they’re hitting incredibly well. Who knows how far they’ll go in the playoffs but it’s been fun watching David Ortiz’s final year.
Workie workie
Mini-me had trigger thumb when she was 3. I got pretty paranoid at the hospital the day of surgery because there were 7 other kids having surgery, and they were all having tubes put in their ears. I also wrote “NO” on her good hand.
I got inspired just reading Ace’s Health Post….haven’t even hit the comments yet.
Me too! I gained some weight the last couple years. Not watching carbs, sitting on my butt at school all day + studying at home, drinking too much, etc.
I haven’t had any alcohol for a couple weeks and I’m thinking this should be permanent. Especially since I’m going into my last (most important) year of school and a new career. And I need to clean up my diet. I don’t have the hummingbird metabolism anymore but I’m still eating like I do.
Also need to clear out our cluttered computer room and put my bike stand up here.
Time for another health convulsion.
I read the intermittent fasting post to Scott while we were on the road a couple weeks ago, and he said “That’s what I do! And you’re always nagging me about when was the last time I ate!”
It’s true. He’s not on any IF ‘diet,’ but he naturally goes long hours, sometimes a whole day, without eating. He’s always been this way and I just figured it was a terrible thing for him to only eat one meal in a day. How can he be getting all the nutrition he needs?
Well, he’s probably not, but that’s another whole different issue. Anyway, he’s thin and his weight has remained nearly static for all the time I’ve known him.
Want to see if I can make it until noon before eating today.
Don’t think I’m gonna make it
*walks around banging pots and pans together*
Up! Up! Up and at ’em! Let’s go, people!
*trumpet practice*
Here’s the thing; not sure one is supposed to go straight from grilled sourdough pizza last night, to intermittent fasting. I read somewhere in one of those posts that you’re supposed to start low-carbing first.
Is that true? Leon?
*invites marching band to march through the poat*
*starts stuffing large fireworks under poat & tying fuses together*
*slowly opens seventeen crinkly candy wrappers*
*puts the wrappers on the floor and does jumping jacks on them*