CRITICAL UPDATE [Sean M.]:
May 15, 2016
Categories: Your mom likes this . Tags:Have a "Gansett Neighbor . Author: Jimbro
I saw Clam Love and Dave Pratt’s Sex Machine Band open for the The Vibrators at the Roxy in 1979.
That’s a lot of clams!
What, no Clamato juice?
I’ve never had Clamato juice. It’s high time I up my game and try some. How do you recommend serving it? Vodka, rum or gin?
That’s an octopus, hiding inside a clam shell.
The jokes write themselves.
Clams got legs!
We weighed the meat we got out of our last batch of clams.
Shrimp is cheaper.
Jimbro, the Bloody Caesar is the unofficial national drink of Canada. The original had mashed up clams in it, but you supposedly get the flavor w/o clam bits with Clamato. I think it’s made with vodka.
Sarah Palin is supposedly on Trump’s list of potential VPs.
Trump/Palin 2016: Because Fuck You, That’s Why.
I hope Jimebor won’t mind, but I added a “little” “something” to his poat.
Jimbro is a poating machine!
>>Sarah Palin is supposedly on Trump’s list of potential VPs.
I had just somehow convinced myself to vote for Trump, and now this.
Fuck that, I will tear up that citizenship application.
Saw a pretty good romance, nothing else was on:
The Longest Ride
From Nicolas Sparks (The Notebook). I liked the parallel stories. The H2 ladies will enjoy Scott Eastwood.
Hahahahahaha. I used to love ordering the clam strip plate in Gardner, MA.
I doubt it will be Palin. Too polarizing and too much baggage. I just liked the thought that it would be a very “fuck you” choice to a lot of establishment types.
I’d much prefer someone like Scott Walker.
Heh, I think Palin is the perfect choice for Trump. Matches his fuck you attitude.
If he chooses SP I’ll eat nothing but fish sticks for 67 years.
Nah, not Palin, def Walker……wish Mattis
Trump will run with his publicist, John Miller. Does a phenomenal job. A class act. TREMENDOUS!!!
>>If he chooses SP I’ll eat nothing but fish sticks for 67 years.
So you will stop licking clams?
Bloody Caesar looks good. Never heard of it before.
Er, swell addition to the poat Sean
So sorry Scott and Lauraw. ((((Hugs))))
Pro tip: Take the celery stalk out before drinking.
So sorry to hear that news, Scott and Laura.
Goodbye, Bubba. You asshole.
My condolences, scott and laura. However much time we get with them, it’s never, ever enough.
Sorry about Bubba. Kinda glad I got to meet him, the jerk.
Bubba once saved Laura from a customer who was acting crazy and could have harmed Laura.
He was a canine gentleman.
This might be the right time to remember Bubba by all his gicen names:
I’ll miss the jerk, but I am not going to be sad.
He had a good long life.
One of Mare’s first musings
My brother is on his way to Ireland for a vacation right now. I asked him to bring me back a potato. I can text him if anybody else has any other souvenir requests.
Leprechaun, of course.
I need sodium https://is.gd/6Z1bOR
Sean, US customs will confiscate it.
Will your brother be willing to, um, hide the potato?
Sorry about Bubba, Scott & Laura.
He was s good dog. Would love how he would always come out for pets when I would visit you at the store.
Then wait until the postman would leave before getting all tough and shit at him.
Gonna miss the old guy.
Damn, Cardinals on, Blues on, GOT on.
What to watch…
He’s an atheist, and I don’t think he’ll be hanging any curtains while on vacation, so probably not.
Hiding sodium probably isn’t a good idea.
Metallic sodium isn’t something you want anywhere near your moist, fleshy bits.
Well, then how the hell are we supposed to fuck the stuff?
Go take a look at the periodic table, actually, and find “Na”. Look up, look down.
Don’t put any of that in yo’ butt.
It’s full of pennies anyway.
I know Bubba had a good life. I will miss the stories. Crying over a fake internet dog. So long, Dorkus.
Messicans drink Clamato with beer.
I liked Scott Eastwood in the rayciss Taylor Swift video. Not a fan of Sparks.
When I returned from visiting Ireland my Aunt Betty stowed frozen black and white pudding and breakfast sausages in my suitcase. This was obviously well before 9/11. No one said a thing and we were eating an Irish breakfast the morning after I flew home to MA.
I haven’t had anything in my butt since sometime in the ’70s, after which I was old enough to start using oral thermometers. I know this streak is about to come to a close, what with the inevitable prostate exams beginning in a few years.
Now, through the miracle of the world wide web there is no longer the need to be a sausage smuggler.
Beasn needs bats https://is.gd/PcoENY
“The only contraindication to performing a rectal exam is no rectum” are the words used by every surgical attending to every intern who has ever dared to skip the rectal exam. I cannot recall the last time I’ve needed to perform a rectal exam. Much like riding a bike I’m sure it would come right back to me.
1. Glove on FIRST
3. “Little pressure”
4. Aim for the tonsils and push
Prostate exams are over rated.
Stuff Pendejo Said. Vol 1, Page 1.
Big rectal is a scam.
Prostate exams are even more “fun” with the Ultrasound probe. NOT! I had a biopsy done couple months ago – a dozen pricks to my prostate.
I told them where the treasure was buried.
Interesting leadership tactics in Game of Thrones.
Next time ask if they can tie you to the Saint Andrew’s Cross first.
Somehow I don’t think that would help, CoAlex. Fetal position worked pretty well; I wanted my mommy :)
scott / lauraw
Sorry to hear about Bubba, Scott & Laura. Love y’all.
a dozen pricks to my prostate.
Wow. Talk about low-hanging fruit!
A doc (not my regular GP) shoved it in without telling me he is going to do it.
Shouldn’t they tell the patient first?
Didn’t you notice he had both hands on your shoulders?
Your first clue that something bad was going to happen should have been that the “doc” took you out to his windowless van in the parking lot, Tushar.
Hahaha I love you guys.
“Shouldn’t they tell the patient first?”
din’t you see the PSA?
PSA Public Service Announcement
PSA Prostate-Specific Antigen (test)
PSA Photographic Society of America
PSA Professional Services Automation
PSA Pressure Sensitive Adhesive
PSA Public Service Association (New Zealand)
PSA Psoriatic Arthritis
PSA Pharmaceutical Society of Australia
PSA Pacific Southwest Airlines
PSA Professional Squash Association
PSA Plesk Server Administrator (SWsoft)
PSA Production Sharing Agreement
PSA Public Service Agreement (UK government)
PSA Professional Skaters Association (Rochester, MN, USA)
PSA Poetry Society of America
PSA Particle-Size Analysis (Comparative grain size of soil, stone, and other building materials)
PSA Political Studies Association
PSA Police Service Area (Washington, DC)
PSA Police Service Area
PSA Petroleum Safety Authority (Norway)
PSA Philosophy of Science Association
PSA Pastel Society of America
PSA Probabilistic Safety Assessment
PSA Poultry Science Association
PSA Problem Statement Analyzer
PSA Plataforma Solar de Almeria (Spain)
PSA Port of Singapore Authority
PSA Purchase and Sale Agreement
PSA Public Securities Association
PSA Polysialic Acid
PSA Professional Services Agreement
PSA Passenger Shipping Association (UK shipping)
PSA Planning and Service Area
PSA Pakistani Students Association
PSA Personal Service Agentur (Deutsche Telekom inhouse employment agency)
PSA Pago por Servicios Ambientales (Spanish: Payment for Environmental Services; compensation program)
PSA Probabilistic Safety Analysis
PSA Pacific Science Association
PSA Production-Sharing Contract
PSA Pooling and Servicing Agreement
PSA Protection Suisse des Animaux
PSA Public Service Advertisement
PSA Philmont Staff Association
PSA Post Shakedown Availability (US Navy)
PSA Pretrial Services Agency
PSA Property Settlement Agreement
PSA Pressure Swing Absorption
PSA Public Services Association
PSA Progressive Student Alliance
PSA Phycological Society of America
PSA Principal Staff Assistant (OSD)
PSA Protective Services for Adults
PSA Professional Staff Association (Maricopa County, AZ community college system)
PSA Property Services Agency
PSA Partido Socialista de Andalucía (Socialist Party of Andalucia, Spain)
PSA Protein Sequence Analysis
PSA Personal Satellite Assistant
PSA Physician Scarcity Area
PSA Public Speaking Anxiety
PSA Public Sector Agreement
PSA Please See Attached (email threads)
PSA Protective Security Advisor
PSA Power Supply Adapter
PSA Professional Service Association
PSA Protein Specific Antigen
PSA Pacing System Analyzer
PSA Preliminary Site Assessment (environmental consulting)
PSA Power System Analysis
PSA Peugeot Société Anonyme (French company/manufacturer of Peugeot and Citroen vehicles)
PSA Personnel Support Activity
PSA Persistent Staging Area (SAP Business Intelligence)
PSA Penguin Secret Agency (gaming clan)
PSA Product Sharing Agreement
PSA Partido Socialista Auténtico (Authentic Socialist Party, Argentina)
PSA Puget Soundkeeper Alliance
PSA Power Supply Agreement
PSA Precision Strike Association
PSA Potentiometric Stripping Analysis
PSA Psychology Students’ Association
PSA Protezione Svizzera degli Animali
PSA Purchased Service(s) Agreement
PSA Port Support Activity
PSA Pleasant Sunday Afternoon (UK rugby club)
PSA Principal Scientific Advisor
PSA Parcel Shippers Association
PSA Protection Sports Association
PSA Phoenix Shooters Association (UK, target shooting)
PSA Pressure Swing Adsorber
PSA Pooled Separate Account (IRS Form 5500)
PSA Programme on Space Applications (UN)
PSA Pilot Symbol Assisted
PSA Project Support Agreement
PSA PolySubstance Abuse
PSA Plastic Surgery Addiction
PSA Philippine Statistical Association
PSA Presbyterian Student Association
PSA Prepayment Standard Assumption
PSA Pisa, Italy – G Galilei (Airport Code)
PSA Per Store Average
PSA Personal Service Assistant
PSA Programmable Services Architecture (Nortel)
PSA Product-Specific Attribute
PSA Pennsylvania Society of Anesthesiologists
PSA Potter Slash Archive (fanfiction)
PSA Philippine Society of Anesthesiologists
PSA Packet Switching ASIC (Cisco)
PSA Princeton Soccer Association (Princeton, NJ)
PSA Punjabi Students Association (Pakistan)
PSA Procedures & Standards Administration (of ANSI)
PSA Plant Systems Audit (USDA)
PSA Phase Shift Analysis
PSA Program Support Agreement
PSA Portable Sanitation Association International
PSA Province Senior Advisor (Vietnam)
PSA Provisional Site Acceptance
PSA President’s Scout Award
PSA Personal Shopping Advisor
PSA Pre-Delivery Service Agent (network service payments)
PSA Pharmacy Service Associate
PSA Pot Smokers of America
PSA Provisional System Acceptance
PSA Proxy Signalling Agent
PSA Power Supplied to the Antenna
PSA Public Service Ambassador
PSA Pakistan Scrabble Association
PSA Pay Systems of America (payroll processing company)
PSA Pulse Shaping Amplifier
PSA Pakistan Society of Anaesthesiologists
PSA Port of Singapore Association
PSA Peel Summer Academy (Mississauga, Ontario, Canada)
PSA Path Signature Analysis
PSA Passenger Services Act of 1886
PSA Pre-Sunrise Authorization (for AM radio stations)
PSA Professional Speakers Association of Europe
PSA Personal Sound Architecture
PSA Pseudo Stuck-At (Fault)
PSA Protocol Specific Annex (Winsock 2)
PSA Power Section Assembly
PSA Pension Security Act (of 2003)
PSA Print Service Appliance
PSA Private Security Account
PSA Pleomorphic Salivary Gland Adenoma
PSA Pelican Sailing Association
PSA Public Safety Activity (VRE)
PSA Product Service Agreement
PSA Provisions Storage Assemblies
PSA Patrol Services Area
PSA Provision Stowage Assembly
PSA Production Support Application (SAP)
PSA Predictive Support Awareness
PSA Premier School Agendas, Inc.
PSA Pedestrian Safety Assessment
PSA Pre-Solicitation Agreement
PSA Presidential Support Aircraft
PSA Portsmouth Soccer Association
PSA Policyholder Surplus Accounts (insurance industry)
PSA Personnel Status Accounting
PSA Publishing Support Assistant
PSA Premier School Agendas Ltd (Canada)
PSA Project Support Agency
PSA Personal Salon Assistant
PSA Printer Subassembly
PSA Perfect Slot Allocation
PSA Pulse Stream Arithmetic
PSA Packaging Safety Assessment
PSA Planar Spaced Array
PSA Pushdown Stack Automation
PSA Performance Specification Acquisition
PSA Procedural Status Attribute
PSA Professional Sports Authenticators/Authentication
PSA Prolate Spheroidal Antenna
PSA PSYOPS Support Activity
PSA Prohibit Signaling Address (Bellcore)
PSA Protection Switch Activated (Alcatel)
PSA Phytochemical Society of Asia
PSA Proposición Subordinada Adjetiva (Spanish grammar)
PSA Platform Services Agreement
PSA Previous Service Agreement
PSA Prabhu Dasi Sisters of Ajmeer
PSA Planning Scheme Amendment (Australia)
PSA Pseudomonas Aeruginosa (pathogen)
PSA Perinatal Substance Abuse
PSA Personal Savings Account
PSA Plastic Surgery Associates (various locations)
PSA Personal Search Agent (job search)
PSA Public Service Alliance (various locations)
PSA Partnership for a Secure America (bipartisan foreign policy initiative)
PSA Parents Staff Association (various locations)
PSA Point Source Audio (Novato, CA)
PSA Public Sector Agency
PSA Publication Services of America (lifestyle magazines; West Palm Beach, FL)
PSA Proudly South African (marketing campaign)
PSA Public Sector Accounting
PSA Polar Surface Area
How long have you been waiting to post that PSA? HAHAHA
love ya like a brother
not the weird and felonious one btw
Love u 2 Jam!
Ah. Poor Bubba. I’ve never heard of them having a stroke/such a thing. :(
Are ass potatoes a thing?
Work was a very looong day. I somehow made ok money.
So sorry about Bubba.
It’s gonna leave a hole in your lives, not having that big lug there.
Perhaps, you could get a Newfie puppy, like Car in?
Yeah, that’s the ticket!!!
Are ass potatoes a thing?
Where’s Summer’s hot love clam?
Newfies are teh awesome. We love Moose. And it’s a new thing for us to have a dog that loves people. and he LOVES people.
car in –
i went to a bball tourney this weekend with my Daughter –
during our lunch break we went to a pretty nice tavern/restaurant that one of the other parents suggested –
anyway, long/short – the parent across from me was an ass to the waitress (a very nice and composed young woman) so i tipped her 50% in your honor
(we took up the outside seating with 2 tables of “adults” and about 15 screaming bball kids from 8 to 12 years old – separate checks – i’m assuming it was a nightmare for the waitress – some of the other parents stepped up on the tips too)
We are taking a break after Mary Ann. Torn about not replacing Ginger. MA is really enjoying not having to share/ still has anxiety issues. It is like having a brand new dog
Elliot is friendly, but he’s WAY too protective.
Three cheers for Jam.
Texas/Toronto baseball brawl is pretty interesting.
Good job, Jam.
Or a Great Pyrenees – loyal to a fault, protective of their family, and quite calm.
oso, we’ve been living with english and french bullies for about 20 years – the last three girl’s have about torn my heart out with their passing. we said we’re gonna take a break for a while: a bit over a year has passed and i would so much like to have another one of those snorting, farting, loving bastards back in the house
I would love to have a dog, but I’m in no position to take care of one at the moment, and it would be cruel.
I dogged your mom.
Bautista and Robin Ventura can get together someday and compare notes on getting punched by a Ranger.
xb’s pinwheel of love – doggy style:
Bautista should be punched several times a week. He’s an asshole.
This happened once before
When I came to your door
They said it wasn’t you
But I saw you derp through
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