MMM 216: 3 day work week edition

I’m at home today with the li’l one so my wife can go to the doctor for an oil change or something, then I get Good Friday off but I’ll be doing the same thing then so she can go to work for a day.  This parenting thing is really a job for a younger person or someone with retired and trustworthy parents nearby, I tellz ya.  I’m neither, so I’m vacationing.  I’ve barely slept the last few days, though, so I need the motivation as much as ever.

I think this is from a pr0n movie.

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I believe professional photographers refer to this as the “perfect tuck” pose.

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Well defined and sans aftermarket spoilers.

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Interesting use of light here.

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Posed shot made to look like action, or very high-speed camera?

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RBF or her “serious” face?

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No lie, I wish I could box jump this high.  Probably not happening, though.

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How do women do hairstyles like this and not get aneurisms?

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These work better if your heels stay down, better to have your toes come up.

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And a happy Monday to you fine folk.

241 Comments

  1. aneurysms

  2. #4 is pretty attractive

  3. L to R: Monday, Hostages

    http://is.gd/z6yXlp

  4. In before Scott

    http://is.gd/hVUyDj

  5. Good morning. Looks like about four inches of snow so far.

    I can’t sleep. And Bubba has a slight case of the runs, day three. Baby food and rice for a couple days, I guess.

    Spring Break! WOOO!

  6. The first few flakes are falling now with many more to come. School is cancelled and I’m in the office today. Luckily Paula is off so it won’t descend into a Lord of the Flies scenario here at home.

  7. Anyone else take any pix??

    I think Mrs. Pupster did, I’ll put them in the folder.

  8. wakey wakey

  9. Puppy did everything he could to convince me we needed to wake up. Now he’s sleeping.

    THe thing that really sucks is that my bed was REALLY comfortable this morning. I don’t really know what was going on there.

  10. Today’s collection of tuckers is particularly unappealing.

  11. Morning Trumpsters.

  12. High speed camera one is cute.

    One of Mr. RFH’s former co-workers called him last night. I thought it was kind of weird that he had our home phone number and didn’t call Mr. RFH’s cell phone, but then we’re the only ones in the phone book with our last name. I wondered what was going on, why this guy was checking in after seven years.

    Pyramid scheme. WTF.

    I would have hung up on him, but Mr. RFH is nicer than me.

  13. Perfect snow. There is about 4″ on everything except the pavement.

    There is nothing to shovel.

  14. That’s how I had it spelled, Jimbro, but Palemoon put the squiggly red line under it. I think it thinks I’m in England.

  15. George Will is a bespectacled fool.

  16. You are correct about Will, MJ. HE thinks he’s smart, smart people really don’t agree. Plus bow tie affectation.

  17. I have to agree with old man Clint.

    Tucker is particularly yucky.

  18. Actually, it appears that all pundits/journalists/paid opinionistas are total morons.

    None of them seem to understand anything about real people. They all think that a political party matters. It may to Democrats, but not to Republicans. No one is going to rally to the Republican party. It’s dead, and the people like Will killed it.

    Also, a horseshoe is a helluva lunch. Bread, burger, fries and cheese all mashed together.

  19. I had been spoiling you people recently with the pic selections, so I decided to go with MMM classic.

  20. # 2 is skerry

  21. While I certainly understand the point of your posts, I’m not sure I agree that the women are motivating.

    They’re kind of ugly.

  22. None of them seem to understand anything about real people. They all think that a political party matters. It may to Democrats, but not to Republicans. No one is going to rally to the Republican party. It’s dead, and the people like Will killed it.

    ——

    Nailed it.

  23. Premise 1: seeing differences between beauty in women is discriminating
    Premise 2: discrimination is wrong

    Therefore: MJ is a Nazi.

  24. MJ, Why didn’t you tell me St. Pete is a mecca for lesbians?

  25. Premise 3: Ugly women are ugly.

    Premise 3 is a false premise because we are not all that certain these are women.

    Therefore:I made excellent hollandaise sauce yesterday for our bagel, Canadian Bacon, poached egg, eggs Benedict. The key? More than a pinch of cayenne. I’m 55 and have never made it before. Boy was I missing out.

  26. Very small bagel.

  27. MJ, Why didn’t you tell me St. Pete is a mecca for lesbians?

    Are there a lot of Subarus down there? My husband has taken to calling my new automobile “the Lesbaru”.

    I love home made Eggs Benedict.

  28. I like it on English muffins though.

  29. I didn’t have English muffins. Had to improvise.

  30. Mondays are bad enough without the added blessing of feeling like I been kicked in the doo dads because of a kidney stone. Who’s got the good drugs? Im talking Morphine, Dilaudid, Demerol….need something high end stat!

  31. Better Living through Chemistry!

  32. I shoulda stuck it out with chemistry. Physics led to cash, but chemistry would have taught me how to make drugs.

  33. Gimme Druuugs…Gimme Druugs… Gimme Druuuugs….

  34. Holy Shit, we’re importing 1000 Somalis a month??

    Why?

    Via: Doug Ross Journal

  35. We had a Somali deficit. I’m sure none of them are former pirates or desire Sharia.

  36. Probably the CDC is doing it to try and get America’s median BMI number down. Importing a shitload of starving Africans will help balance out all the Latina plumpers.

  37. We need Somalis like we need more AIDS patients. Errrr, ahhhh, oh.

  38. Oh I’m sure we screened them for plagues and so forth.

    It’s fine.

  39. As long as they send them someplace with a similar climate. Minnesota would be silly……

  40. We should send them to live in HOllywood.

  41. You know what has a similar climate to Somalia?

    Somalia.

  42. I would bet good money that these are not the Somali Christians who are being slaughtered. No we need more uneducated, insane, 3rd world Somali Muslims.

    Yes, that is exactly what we need.

    On the other hand, I’m sure they’re all very nice.

  43. WTF is in charge of our immigration policies. I know the Obama dickheads but I’d like names. Who are reviewing visas or rounding up these Somalis to board the planes.

    We are so liberally retarded in this country.

  44. If it sounds as though I’m against 3rd world importation, you would be correct.

  45. If I haven’t said what an assholish douche Kasich is today, I’m sorry I’ve been remiss.

  46. OH MY GOSH, I use the word douche here and Summer’s Eve ads show up at Ace’s.

  47. Are there a lot of Subarus down there? My husband has taken to calling my new automobile “the Lesbaru”.

    Tell him you’ve volunteered to coach girls’ field hockey.

  48. So I’ve spent all morning being productive.

    Sort of.

    Not really.

    Ok, I spent it browsing Fort Leavenworth’s digital library and downloading monographs to print out and read later.

  49. I went to crossfit. did laundry. Cleaned the kitchen.

  50. I listened to part of Rush’s show today, I shouldn’t have.
    Fuck the GOP.

    If they can’t insert a Romney type at the convention they are going to run someone as a third party, which will give the election to Hillary.

    Instead of getting behind Cruz, they will give us Hillary just to protect their club.

    Fuck them. It needs to be burned down.

  51. Oh look, more reasons to vote for Trump.

    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-03-20/stop-trump-movement-gets-boost-from-mexico-s-efforts-in-u-s

  52. If the GOP tries to push a Romney type on the party at the convention, then fuck them there needs to be violence in the seats. Seriously.

  53. My wife loves her Subaru Outback. She is not a lesbian, though I’m pretty sure I’m one trapped in a man’s body.

  54. You wanna see lesbians? Go to Maui.

  55. Or Madison, WI.

  56. MJ, Why didn’t you tell me St. Pete is a mecca for lesbians?
    ————————
    I thought they were men.

  57. No thanks. We have plenty in Ann Arbor.

  58. Northampton Mass is the lesbian capital.

  59. Does Subaru offer classes in Lesbian?

  60. They do have a college scholarship program…

  61. Does Subaru offer classes in Lesbian?

    I didn’t ask. i figured I could ask you if I had any questions.

  62. That tells me a lot of abuse is going on for there to be so many lesbians.

    Vermont is kind of a lesbo capital isn’t it?

    I’ve seen what I would call a lot of butch lesbians here. Very masculine looking. Lots of tattoos, shaved sides of heads, men’s clothes, thick leather wrist bands.

    Not saying they aren’t nice or anything, I’m just kind of fascinated that they congregate in certain places. Birds of a feather and all that. Wonder why St. Pete? We do have a pro soccer team here. And a university (University of South Florida and Eckerd).

    I went to get my hair cut at HairMasters and the “gal” who cut my hair looked like a grandmother but was loud and obnoxious and was keen to loudly tell me about her female wife.

    Ufffff. Shut up and cut my hair.

  63. I’m glad Carin didn’t go full lesbian and is just trying out parts of the lifestyle.

  64. I wonder why Maui?

  65. Yea, for now I’m just trying out the car aspect of the lifestyle. I could use a wife to make me sammiches and stuff. Laundry.

  66. Nice try Pupster

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzNM6ZEko9A

  67. I’m glad Carin didn’t go full lesbian and is trying out the lifestyle.

    Hostage Theater

    *sometime in the future*

    Pat: I need to order a security camera installation. I’ll need at least 3 HD cameras installed in the bedroom. My wife is having an affair, you see.

    Sales Clerk: Oh man, that’s awful. Who is it? Coworker? Mailman? Old boyfriend from College?

    Pat: Eighteen-year-old high school girl.

    Sales Clerk: …

    Sales Clerk: In that case may I interest you in our bulk discount on terabyte hard drives?

    Pat: *cries* I love a store that understands its customers.

  68. I’ve seen that same plot before

  69. Just the cars for now CoAl. It drives nice.

  70. I went to get my hair cut at HairMasters and the “gal” who cut my hair looked like a grandmother but was loud and obnoxious and was keen to loudly tell me about her female wife.
    ———————-
    St Pete is beautiful, but also disgusting.

    Imagine a tropical paradise filled with women that look like Rosetta.

  71. I like St. Pete Beach

    Go there often.

  72. Downtown St. Pete is beautiful and except for the homeless in one of the parks, very clean and accessible. Very hip and active down there, especially on Central Avenue. Lots of different kinds of restaurants and bars. Once they got rid of that eyesore called the Pier things really changed. Nice park on the water (not the homeless place) and the marina and sailing club are right there. Rowdies stadium is right on the water. The shopping/theater area known as Sundial is really nice too. Lots of security, clean and upscale.

    NorthBeach is lovely and the neighborhoods around there are beautiful. We go to Saint Raphael church which is in that neighborhood right on the water.

    Caveat, as with most “cities” lots of gays, some homeless and a shit ton of hipsters.

    Hotspur, when you are visiting your friends on Pass-A-Grille do you go to The Wharf or Sea Critters?

  73. -Imagine a tropical paradise filled with women that look like Rosetta.

    Lord, I know I havnt checked in in awhile. Could you please give MJ SARS? Just for today.

  74. You can have it all.
    My empire of dirt
    I will let you down.
    I will make you derp

  75. *hides from sean

  76. XHamster assures me the lesbians in the St. Pete area are all of the lipstick variety, and like teenage girls.

  77. Both. I also like this sports bar at St. John’s Pass. I think it’s called Gators.

    We’ve been to loads of the restaurants downtown St. Pete. There are also some nice places in downtown Gulfport, which was a shithole back when HotBride lived in St. Pete Beach, but it has become hip.

    We always go one evening for cocktails at the Don Cesar.

    I basically go on vacation to eat. My first lunch is always grouper sandwich.

  78. Grouper sandwich is my husbands favorite.

  79. Car in, was that a Nine Inch Nails derp or a Johnny Cash derp?

  80. There’s also a newish place in St. Pete Beach I’ve been to a couple of times. You can get to it by boat. Great food. Great atmosphere.

    Can’t think of the name of it.

  81. I also like cuban sandwiches. Nobody in Michigan knows how to make them.

  82. Cubans are mine. Sandwiches not Castros.

  83. Best Cuban sammich I ever had was in Tucson, Arizona :)

  84. Why yes, it was made by a Cuban!

  85. I bet the cuban sandwiches in cuba are shitty.

  86. Okay, HotBride helped me out. Castille restaurant in Hotel Zamora is the place in St. Pete Beach I couldn’t remember.

    Go there, Mare.

  87. Looks like I’ll be visiting Buffalo NY in the near future.

    14 hours on interstate 90, that’ll be fun.

  88. What are you driving, Scott? Because it only took me 11 hours to get to Windsor Locks from Ann Arbor, and I went right through Buffalo.

  89. My van, there and back.

  90. Ahh..round trip. That explains it.

  91. I just declined a $925 quote.

    So the guy counters with $465.

    $465 isn’t bad, but he just tried to screw me.

    Next.

  92. You should swing by Phoenix since you’re going to be out and about.

    I think it’s only another 74 or so hours. There and back.

  93. I was derping NIN.

  94. I figured that. Both are good.

  95. Ten years agoooo
    Ahhhnnn a coooold dahhhhhrk night,
    Someone was derped
    ‘Neith tha towwwwwwn haaaaall light.

  96. Johnny’s better.

    Reznor’s a weiner.

  97. There were few ahhhht the scene
    But they awwwwl did agree
    That the slayer who rahhhhn
    Looked a lohhht like me.

  98. Heh. Ad at the end of WBs chat with Kurt was for the Temptations.

  99. Lots of Tennis Academies in the St Pete area. IYKWIMAITTYD

  100. I bet the cuban sandwiches in cuba are shitty.

    ——-

    Hahahaha. No doubt. The ingredients are crap.

  101. I like the character, Roger on American Dad. He says some pretty funny stuff.

  102. Ridiculous, and stupid but funny.

  103. Wiser, that whole show was good. The early release deal was shocking. The caller trying to justify violence at Trump events, wow clueless. And Schlicter’s segment was really good. Even the casino deal was interesting.

    High five! Definitely resume building.

  104. Sen Udall is a co-sponsor of the Cuba Data bill, and local news STILL hasn’t shown the DouCHEbag’s pic from Cuba. I love it that the “Deciders” get to choose all the news for the old people that still watch the MFM

  105. Oso, what’s the data bill?

  106. *hides from sean

    I FOUND YOU

  107. I missed The Passion Live last night because I skyped with Rocketboy. I think that was a good call.

    https://www.yahoo.com/tv/christ-almighty-everything-you-need-to-know-161608468.html

    Anyone here watch it?

  108. I didn’t Roamy, but I did see an interview with Tyler Perry and Oprah and he was very open about his faith in Jesus Christ. Oprah actually said, when Perry said his life had been completely directed by God, “Really, you really think so? ”

    He said, “I’m 100% sure!”

  109. Bipartisan bill to allow American telecomm companies to do business in Cuba. Flake, Durbin, Enzi, and Udall. I bet if it gets passed, we’ll be giving Obamaphones and free internet to Communist Cuba. Google will probably give them the same limited internet as ChiComs.

  110. People at work are always telling me I should watch the Tyler Perry movies. Haven’t succumbed yet. Not a fan of Martin Lawrence either.

  111. Wow, Oso I missed that. Udall can shove it up his ass.

  112. They introduced it last May. He tweeted about it today thanks to Preznit Historic First. I H8 him. I’m H8N on Flake. Flake is seriously pissing me off more than Rubio. AZ deserves better Senators.

  113. People at work are always telling me I should watch the Tyler Perry movies. Haven’t succumbed yet. Not a fan of Martin Lawrence either.

    http://is.gd/Fk9CDw

  114. Two guys dressing as black women and I’m the rayciss? I ❤️ Trading Places and Coming To America. (My liberal cred)

  115. Look, that “Some Of My Best Friends Are Black” shit may fly at the Club, but until you watch and enjoy Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Gigantic Bowel Obstruction, I’ve got my eye on you.

  116. I don’t think I’ve seen a Tyler Perry movie, however, in that interview with Oprah, Perry made it clear a couple times that there isn’t a lack of black parts because of racism, it’s because writers write about what they know. Whites write with whites as thier experience. He writes about what he knows which is growing up black.

    Very impressive. No victimhood although he had been sexually abused as a child, not a victim of conspiracy racism and a pretty staunch Christian.

  117. I certainly liked the guy in the interview. Super impressive.

  118. scott – if you have time for a stop on your way thru i’ll spring for lunch or dinner at Dinosaur Bar-B-Que in syracuse

  119. Ghetto bar, bitch faces.

  120. Scottie you have time on your trip to swing by I’ll buy you a Cuban. Sandwich.

  121. I did not write Scottie, WTF?????

  122. Sean always makes me laugh. Mare, Tyler Perry movies are yuge in the AA and evangelical church going communities. Conservatives love the messages in Tyler Perry movies.

  123. Mare, Hwood wasn’t making the movies he wanted to watch, decided to make his own movies. I loved Blaxploitation movies in the 70s

  124. Because it’s Florida (worst drivers ever) you should see the shit commercials for accident lawyers. Hoo boy.

  125. Thanks, jam2, but I wont have the time. It’s going to be a long day and I would like to be close to home by the time it gets dark.

  126. The only drivers worse are the (no doubt at all) liberal drivers in WA in the fast lane.

    “I’m going the speed limit, I can be in the fast lane!”

    Prick

  127. Stop by if you take a wrong turn and the lobster is on me.

    http://youngslobsterpound.webs.com/

  128. Mare, let me tell you about macho males in NM. We can’t even use turn signals or car horns here…you may get shot. New Mexicans would go to Vegas and “engage” in fraudulent accidents. Drs in NM were colluding. My brother made lots of money for insurance companies cracking down on crooked New Mexicans.

  129. i definitely understand that –
    safe travels

  130. So Pup…how was your day?

    http://is.gd/BSh2zZ

    http://is.gd/hIqSYv

  131. The 2mile drive to work and home, seriously freaks me out. I’m a nervous wreck. I will say that our FL trip in Dec was the worst ever for traffic. TB is nothing but construction zones and we noticed an uptick in dangerous drivers from previous trips. Does FL have distracted driver laws? Are they enforced?

  132. No, Oso, it’s horrible. And we have tons of sudden exit only lanes which makes people break hard and change lanes suddenly.

  133. Ugh!!! Serial. Our Dec FL trip was the first time I felt like I was in NM. I could not get over the number of drivers on their phones. Weaving in and out of traffic. WDW used to be pretty benign, but lots of people seem to be avoiding the Interstate through the property.

  134. Florida is where all our bad drivers retire, so I don’t even notice when I go there.

    You should probably take a Masshole driving class. It will help.

  135. The drive East to the Atlantic doesn’t have the driver issues, but wildlife issues were insane!

  136. It’s much easier, to drive like a Masshole when you have a van without windows.

    I find an expensive car in the lane I want to be in, and start merging. They’ll get out of the way.

    If you drive something with windows, just put on a big white hat, and don’t get caught looking into your mirrors (it projects weakness).

  137. We have horrible bad drivers that will shoot you! My Grinds My Gears moment. Former Mayor was impressed with the highway artscape in PHX. Thanks, Cyn. Now, every median, every overpass, every vista…needs ART! And $$$ drip technology. The medians by the Club are the latest victims. Shovel ready jobs. You mooks are paying for it. Our artistic, xeriscaped, green medians are paid for by you guys, federal matching funds. Thanks

  138. “We can’t even use turn signals or car horns here…you may get shot. New Mexicans would go to Vegas and “engage” in fraudulent accidents.”

    oso my father in law actually gave me some pointers for navigating safely around town the first time we drove out to ABQ…. i thought he was waxing hyperbolic… i was wrong

    whole E floculant – traffic lights at times don’t even seem to be a suggestion. ppl got pissed when i would stop for a red light – evidently if it’s red for less than 30 seconds it’s still considered green

  139. If you are driving a rental truck, especially when towing a car, all you have to do is put the blinkers on and the seas part.

    People are scared to death of rental trucks.

  140. Dude, red lights are a suggestion.

  141. Scott, in NM, blinkers are seen as a challenge.

  142. We’ve lived a lot of places and 12-14 hour drives are no big deal to us. Texas-Kentucky. California to Texas. Texas to Fliorida. Texas to New York. New York to Kentucky then to Florida. And too many WA to CA to count. Slow drivers in the fast lane are the biggest crash causers, PERIOD.

  143. Jam2, I would like to ban right turns on red. New Mexicans are incapable of understanding right turn laws with the AFTER STOPPING. We also don’t understand YIELD or 4-way stops. Traffic engineers started a roundabout movement. We fucked that up, too. See my earlier YIELD comment.

  144. Evening.

  145. Evening, Jew.

  146. I am usually good for 18-19 hours, but it’s always a crap shoot.

    My record is 40 hours. Lots of hallucinations. At one point the white lines turned into penguins, so I couldn’t change lanes.

  147. Mare, yes!!! True Story:Drink. My Aunts didn’t know that slow drivers were worse than speeders. Most important was keeping up with flow of traffic. Did not know you could be ticketed for driving under the speed limit. I will say that passengering in MD and PA made me a nervous wreck. So many trucks in the right lane, so many assholes that drove slow in the left, because they weren’t trucks.

  148. My husband has has hallucinations traveling cross country. I’m more of a, ” hey let’s stop for dinner and a drink” kind of driver. My husband has often done the most thrifty deal.

  149. Scott, my dad could drive. Sleep at a rest stop. Drive. Dan started hallucinating in TX on the way home from Houston. Slacker

  150. I’m commenting from my phone so spelling and spell correct is CRAP!

  151. roundabouts are un Merican

  152. 9 hrs seems to be Dan’s limit. Needs more recovery time. IMHO he could drive longer in the Xterra, but nooooo POS Versa FTW/

  153. Jam2, traffic engineers are promoting more roundabouts for Albuquerque. Too many people ignore traffic lights and there are too many fatal accidents. Ya think? LOL

  154. Dan really wants a Yardgoat ballcap. Asked me when the NorthEast meat up was being held.

  155. If you have 10 minutes, this is pretty cool

    http://is.gd/Qfd9VT

  156. I’ll send you one, Oso.

  157. My most memorable hallucination was driving a friend’s parents car down to them from MA to Pompano Beach, FL. We took turns and drove straight through. Around Georgia I was driving in the middle lane doing about 75 and, in the distance, there was a cop car with another car pulled over and the lights were hypnotizing me. The road was really straight and I couldn’t will myself to slow down. I had to wake my friend up and tell him what was going on. Even then he had to yell to wake me up and ease off the gas. For some reason he wanted to pull over for coffee and drive the rest of the way there.

  158. Illinois apparently has a law that the left lane on highways is for passing only. You’re not just supposed to drive in it. Kind of interesting.

    I believe I could solve many of our freeway congestion problems by placing age limits on the lanes. The older you get, the further over to the right you have to stay. Anybody over 70 caught using the left lane for anything other than passing immediately loses their license for one year.

  159. People are scared to death of rental trucks.

    They should be.

    -guy who moved from Ohio to Tennessee to Ohio to Minnesota

  160. That is a good law. I’d like to see it enforced everywhere. The problem on a lot of highways is the left lane is smoother, less bumps and potholes, so the folks just camp out there and make you pass on the right.

  161. Polymagnet should make a perpetual motion machine. President Trump will make that happen with stimulus money.

  162. Scott, thanks, but no thanks. Dan is seriously considering a trip to NE to get a ballcap. Just keep me posted on the anti-yardgoat movement. Thx

  163. Dan also thinks he needs to meet all the other Hostages before he meets Cyn. Not meeting her first was a sign. Blah blah blah. Mare!!!

  164. Hahahaha Sean, almost every state has that law. Keep the eff out of the passing lane. WA has one. TX has one.

  165. Give me your neighbor’s address, I’ll send them one.

  166. The Yardgoat stadium is 7 minutes away.

  167. http://is.gd/6wGQOo

  168. Scott, if getting Dan to CT is as simple as a ballcap, I need that leverage. Local laws leave him immune to PBCs and Smokers. He liked every Hostage he met in PHX. He is the one who brought up CT H2 meat

  169. Mare, thanks for the kind words about last Monday’s show. I felt it went really well also.

    Oso, wiserson got me a Yardgoats t-shirt and shot glass for Christmas. Just asked me if I wanted to go to a game on Father’s day. Not sure if they will be playing in their stadium by then.

    We’ll try to go to a New Britain Bees game instead.

    http://www.centralctcommunications.com/newbritainherald/article_23881f24-ef08-11e5-af87-6bd18888844e.html

    Scott, I tried to do an out-and-back to Rochester once. Probably could have done it too, if I didn’t have to also train for 7 hours in between.

    I ended up getting a hotel room and heading back the next day. I’ve had too many close calls.

    Alls I’m saying is…. no one will think less of you if you grab a few hours of sleep. You’re not as young as you used to be.

  170. Yes I am.

  171. Wiser, really, I listened to it all. I was interested.

  172. GET OFF MY LEFT LAWN!!!!!!

  173. When they first announced the Yardgoats name, I tried to get something rolling on Twitter about how the name was offensive to many in the Latino community. I even developed a back story as to why that was so. Even got a couple of people to take me seriously and actually discuss it with me.

    a couple of months later, this story came out.

    http://www.nbcconnecticut.com/troubleshooters/City-Leader-Takes-Owner-to-Task-Over-Baseball-Team-Name-298973171.html

    I nearly died.

  174. I don’t know how you snow monkeys live up there.

  175. Wiser, really, I listened to it all. I was interested.

    I believe you! Honest!

    When Kurt started busting my balls because I said that my wife had theTV remote one night…. too funny!

  176. Kurt was really funny and you were a good foil this interview. Which is your job as an interviewer.

  177. WB, I know! I worry. I just need you peeps to keep me updated because Dan is expressing interest in a H2 meat. I had to Osoplain the rayciss origins of Yardgoat. (Kill me nao. MiL just called. She stresses Dan out. Hey Chumpo, if your art post has time for Happy Tree art, look up John Sullivan. Rt 66. Old Town Scottsdale

  178. The only drivers worse are the (no doubt at all) liberal drivers in WA in the fast lane.

    “I’m going the speed limit, I can be in the fast lane!”

    Prick

    XBradTC motherfucking <3 <3 <3 <3 Mare.

  179. Kurt’s wife is awesome. Getting ready to check in with her and today’s historic first

  180. Xbradtc, you made my night. But seriously dicks in the fast lane make me want to ram people.

  181. http://is.gd/_run_Mare_RUUUUUNN

  182. The person in the fast lane is MCPO.

    You should all be ashamed.

  183. Mare, as a professional shotgun, the California rolling stops piss me off. Dan is too worried about road rage killers. Made me stop flipping off assholes coming right at me. Especially cops.

  184. But seriously dicks in the fast lane make me want to ram people.

    Am I the only one who got a hilariously pornographic mental image from this?

  185. She rams them in a nice way.

  186. It’s probably more like a nudge.

  187. I just want to say it is telling that white guy is team motown and black guy is Philly Sound. Busting on WB.

  188. My dad was #TeamMotown. I was always #TeamPhilly. Military brats had a music option.

  189. I Just want to say that Elton John was a huge fan of the Philly sound.

    Elton John.

    Who is married to a guy.

    Jus’ sayin’

  190. No I want to Moeefing ram them hard!

  191. My mom was Western Swing, Polka, and Ranchera.

  192. Betcha by golly wow… WB

  193. Of course you do.

  194. A nudge from mare is like anyone else’s ram.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkwqz1bH0L0

  195. Comparing German to other languages.

  196. Betcha by golly wow… WB

    The Four Tops sang Bernadette. I think they screwed up. They stopped briefly before the lead singer yelled “BERNADETTE!”

    Probably would have been far cooler if they let the audience scream it instead.

    The Temptations were incredible. Even wiserbride was on her feet and dancing.

  197. Comparing German to other languages.

    French girl is cute.

  198. Spinners, Stylistics, and Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes. I need Pips. I demand Pips.

  199. I need Pips. I demand Pips.

    If you insist…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdN27HzoyO4

  200. I still can’t believe that Richard Pryor and Flip Wilson would be too hot for 2016. Moms Mabley? Redd Foxx? Totes believable. I’ll just sing some Lady Day

  201. Dan wasn’t allowed to sing Christmas Carols by nuns in elementary school. I qualified for State in voice in TX. Can’t sing in public. How lame is that? My talent is singing and I can’t sing in front of people? Retail 101.

  202. Mare,
    WSP is now targeting “Left Lane Campers”.
    It’s about damn time…

  203. I still can’t believe that Richard Pryor and Flip Wilson would be too hot for 2016.

    so true…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaXxl5Pc6As

  204. I went to the doctor today and sat in the examination room for so long, I thought they might have forgotten I was there. Started singing along with the Pandora.

  205. Did anybody beg anybody else to stop coming to them with weird questions about their bizarrely anomalous bodily functions and go see a doctor instead today?

  206. ❤️❤️❤️ Phone is dying and Better Call Saul is on. We grew up with Redd Foxx, Richard Pryor, and Bill Cosby albums. Armed Forces Network and military movie theaters kept us connected. I never realized how shielded white America was from Military America, until we moved to Mesquite.

  207. Roamy has a nice voice with lovely tone. Just in case WB needs a lyricist for songs mocking the GOPe

  208. Roamy has a nice voice with lovely tone. Just in case WB needs a lyricist for songs mocking the GOPe

    Sadly, I think I ruined my chances of ever having Roamie on my show again.

  209. Thank you, Osita. The song was “I Want to Go Home”, the Michael Buble version, and I couldn’t resist. Four more songs (nearly an hour wait total) before the doc finally came in.

    ISWYDT, Sean.

  210. Wiser, true, but I’m still working on a theme song for SES. No, it is not a knockoff of Green Acres.

  211. So I’m sitting at home this afternoon and the cops come pounding on my door all dressed in their tactical gear. The lead officer was kind of cute (Rachel she said her name was, literally “Hi, I’m Rachel from the Vancouver PD) but the blonde with her was super hot. They were looking for my downstairs neighbor for beating up my other downstairs neighbor (wife / girlfriend / casual f***buddy ?). If I see him I am going to narc him out just to get Rachel and Blondie back out here.

  212. ISWYDT, Sean.

    Your comment hadn’t posted yet before I wrote mine. Honest Tushar.

  213. Wiser, trust me. Roamy is awesome with the ironic lyric. Give her something to work with. She kicks ass.

  214. NM people can’t do regular traffic, roundabouts are just asking for trouble, especially at $1 million apiece. Worst idea evah.

    Stoplights flashing red mean ignore and don’t slow down. Flashing yellow means punch it.

  215. That’s an interesting tactic fake chad…sending out the sexy policewomen for a domestic. I’d think the terrible troy goon squad would be more effective.

  216. Pepe knows stuff. Listen to Pepe

  217. I just grabbed my glasses, in place of tiara. G’night my loves. Sleep tight my loves

  218. What is Monday?

    Monday is a whole goddamned muthafucking pack of chewing gum in the washing machine on school uniform shirts and shorts.

    *drinks*

  219. Pepe, maybe they’ll hook up cameras and set up a pay site for people to watch the carnage.

  220. Cyn, do the boys do their own laundry or do you?

  221. Brand Spankin’ New pic of Sean M in the POL folder Yay!

  222. “That’s an interesting tactic fake chad…sending out the sexy policewomen for a domestic.”

    Effective too cuz he’s back and I’m a dialin’

  223. The laundry is about 70/30, me to them. I want them to learn, but I use less water/energy than they do.

    Today, it was me doing a quick load. And I swear that I checked all the pockets. Dammit.

  224. hopefully this is the right guy. she’s had 5 or 6 living down there with her and her 18 kids

  225. You must take pix, Chad! Or else, you know, it didn’t happen.

  226. if i can i will. I really don’t think this guy hit her. the guy who was living there last summer i could definitely believe, in fact she called the cops on him because he was dealing drugs out of the apartment and one of his buddies was was out in the parking lot with a gun yelling about money. i walked in and got my shotgun and stood at the door until he drove away. cops arrested him right in front of the complex like 2 minutes later. the woman has lived there about 2.5 years and this is the first time i have seen her when she wasn’t pregnant. i swear she is a baby making machine. Now that she isn’t pregnant she isn’t bad looking and she keeps her kids pretty much in line she could do better than the guys i have seen living down there.

  227. Johnny’s better.

    Reznor’s a weiner.

    Of course, Reznor WROTE the song … I think he’s cool as shiznit.

  228. Here in PD we have to put up with q-tips that drive 35 in a 50 zone. Pisses me the fuck off.

    I *never* speed. But I also never go below the speed limit.

  229. Comment by fakeChad on March 21, 2016 11:23 pm
    if i can i will. I really don’t think this guy hit her. the guy who was living there last summer i could definitely believe, in fact she called the cops on him because he was dealing drugs out of the apartment and one of his buddies was was out in the parking lot with a gun yelling about money. i walked in and got my shotgun and stood at the door until he drove away. cops arrested him right in front of the complex like 2 minutes later. the woman has lived there about 2.5 years and this is the first time i have seen her when she wasn’t pregnant. i swear she is a baby making machine. Now that she isn’t pregnant she isn’t bad looking and she keeps her kids pretty much in line she could do better than the guys i have seen living down there.

    You live above one of Car in’s coworkers? Neat.

  230. Sean’s Penis

    (but not Sean M.’s Penis)

  231. If anyone took pix at TITS2 and wants me to put them in, feel free to email them to my cynmscyn g-string. Friday’s are in.

  232. Just to clarify, I do not work with Sean’s penis. I’ve never even met him.

  233. Or his penis.

  234. I’ve met Sean several times.

    Thankfully, I’ve never met his penis.

  235. My penis is extremely shy.

  236. I’m voting Sean’s Penis for President.

  237. Sean’s Penis will not accept if nominated and will not serve if elected.

  238. We’re going down, down, down, if that’s the only way
    To make this derp, derp world hear what we’ve got to say
    Put the right letters together and make a better day


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