BBF

Hello Thundercats, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

 

Our features for the day are naturally attached to an actress and model born on November 23rd, 1979 in Rochester, Kent England UK. She stands 5’6″ tall, 142 lbs and 30FF-24-35. Please stop your motorboat long enough to welcome, Miss Kelly Brook!

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312 Comments

  1. She seems nice.

    The guys in this year’s Valentine teddy bear ads seem extra pervy this year.

  2. And the headlights are ON in that last pic.

  3. Excellent job, Pups.

  4. England is fertile ground for BBF models.

    Excellent.

  5. I would actually believe that weight stat. Mrs Caruthers was approximately that a month or two after Basic.

  6. She was 125# right when she got home, but that was unsustainable low. She was also merely a DD at the time.

  7. As you can tell from the photo selection, Miss Brooke has been up and down the weight scale throughout her career. I liked her smile in the ocean picture. On a side note, she and the blonde in the motorboat gif go skinny dipping together in the classic movie Piranha 3D.

  8. Black bikini in the water is her best weight, I’d say.

  9. Ww

  10. Ok, just got around to checking out that “This house is better than yours” thing. I like this line:

    “Originally, the project aimed for a house that would cost $20,000 in total, including construction, though they now believe that more money may be needed to provide a living wage for builders. T”

    And it’s not nicer than my house.

  11. Hey – lookie there. Both babies!

  12. You guys are such a disappointment this morning.

    (trying out a new line)

  13. See? this is why I hate you all.

  14. That’s not what your mom said.

  15. Anybody else have to fix anyone else’s problems in the middle of the night?

  16. She looks warm and fun.

  17. No, J’ames but I had to let my dog out a 2 am.

  18. That sounds traumatic.

  19. I got to clean up after the sick dog at 4:00 AM.

  20. CoAl – it was. The fricken dog WON’T stop demanding to be let out in the middle of the night. IT’s driving me nuts.

  21. She’s actually rather pretty. She has a nice smile, too.

    Add in good boobs and a nice ass, and it’s a home run…

  22. Hello assorted weirdos. My new neighborhood is opening a Feel the Bern office.

  23. I’d schlong it.

  24. We’re having a party for about 30 people tomorrow night. I sent a group text and told people to bring their axe. HotBride actually thought I meant an axe axe. I had to mansplain her that it means bring your musical instrument.

    This planet – is she on it?

  25. Meh. I really want to see him win.

    I just want to call everyone a racist misogynist.

  26. I wasn’t invited? That sucks.

  27. Oh, and Hillary looks fat. Like really fat.

    Bill will shut this down ASAP. If she’s elected, no more OPP.

  28. Own

  29. Teh

  30. Comments

  31. FEEL THE BERN!!!!

  32. During Cankle’s victory speech in Iowa, Willy is standing behind her with his mouth open the whole time. I think he sucks non-stop dick.

  33. I think he’s gotten some venereal disease and it’s gone to his brain.

  34. He’s married to a venereal disease.

  35. Honestly – I know people think Hillary’s gay. But I think she’s a dried up old prune.

  36. The return of the accent is going to be hilarious.

    “I too enjoy the hip hop and rhythm and blues music of your people, assorted Baes. Why just yesterday eventide my faithful servant Shaniquateah-tron explained that your culture is quite musical as she opened a Colt 45 for me, and the middle class.”

  37. I ain’t no ways tiiiirrred.

  38. I don’t think she’s gay. I think she’s a woman that has spent her entire life openly disrespected by her pervert husband. It’s sad, but she could have left at any moment, which makes it more sad.

  39. There is no one on earth besides Hillary! that would stay with a guy that cheats hundreds of times.

  40. No Bernie signs yet in Sumpter. One or two in the bustling metropolis of Belleville. More bumper stickers than that, but I’ve mostly seen Carson bumpah stickahs.

  41. I love southern african american Hillary accent!

  42. Ames is coated in Bernie.

  43. Poor girl’s back and shoulders must hurt all the time.

    *leaves that low-hanging fruit there for you pervs*

  44. Snowpocalypse!

  45. Our favorite tree just came down.

  46. NO!!!

  47. ^avatard matches comment

  48. Meathead on his book tour on SES would be awesome!

    Get on wiser’s case, scott, make it happen!

  49. I knew this was going to happen. We planted it’s replacement last summer.

  50. i think there will be a few hostages that will have to see the new Ghostbusters because of the new Janine character, Chris Hemsworth

  51. Insomnia sucks.

  52. Get on wiser’s case, scott, make it happen!

    The invitation has already been offered. I’ll let you know if he accepts.

  53. I found a little sapling in my garden like, eight or nine years ago? We planted it in the front yard and it grew into a lovely tall slender birch. I have really liked the way it looks. Anyway, the main trunk is now broken near the base. This snow is just incredibly sticky and the weight was too much.

    I hope that Butternut sapling we planted grows fast!

  54. I just got a call from a guy in India, named Sam, telling me my computer is infected. I told him that I have a cream for that, thank you, don’t call again.

  55. My mom got a call like that recently. She does not have a computer. She said she felt like laughing and telling him that, but she kept him on the line for a little while instead. “Oh, there’s a bug in my computer? Hm. Wow.”

  56. Lauraw – please tell me everything you are planting this year.

    TIA

  57. *taps computer screen

    Is this thing on?

  58. *tries restarting

    *checks to insure it’s plugged in

  59. Nope. Everything seems fine on my end.

  60. I see the ignore button is working.

    THANK YOU WORDPRESS!

  61. Leeks, walla-walla onions, green scallions.

    Sugarsnap peas, romaine lettuce, black-seeded simpson lettuce, and some Fwench buttercos lettuce with red blushies on it.

    Savoy cabbage, pak choi (regular and miniature), napa cabbage.
    Those little Summer Japanese turnips in Spring, then regular big yellow turnips in Fall/Winter.

    Italian flat leaf parsley. Hamburg root parsley.
    I’ve sown some lavenders and rosemary seeds in a flat but I’m told germination of these things is spotty and I might not be successful. We shall see.

    ‘Fortex’ green pole bean (omg these are so easy and successful and stringless and edible even at huge sizes if you don’t pick for a couple days- highly recommend. This variety produces heavily and should be grown on a very tall trellis. A few vines take up a VERY small footprint in the garden), and Roma II pole bean. Goldcrop yellow wax bush bean.

    On sale I got some Italian horticultural beans for dry bean production, but I decided to use them for a cover crop instead of eating them.

    Spinach (which always fails, every fucking year, though I keep trying), New Zealand Spinach (not real spinach but I eat it because I can never get the real thing to grow).
    Osaka purple mustard, and Southern Giant mustard. These leaves are zingy and taste just like horseradish on sammiches.

    Dill, cilantro, nasturtiums, radishes. These items get sown at the feet of tall things like squashes, and supposedly repel bugs. They seemed to grow well under my climbing squash last Summer. I let the radishes go to seed, and eat the crunchy green seedpods. Outstanding. Whatever I miss gets self-sown all over the garden and I pick them all season long while tending other plants. Laissez-faire gardening is the shiz.

    Carrots, swiss chard. I’ll buy a few tomato and pepper plants at the store this year instead of sowing seeds.

    Gonna try growing broccoli under an insect cover and maybe this year the worms of the white butterfly won’t ruin them for me.

    Gonna try brussels sprouts this year, same plan. Floating row cover.

    Parsnips. Kale (Red russian, winterbor, and Premier) oregano, mache.

    Rampicante squash (<—another awesome climber that produces huge food in little space. Resistant to disease as all get out. I got both zucchinis and winter squash off the same plants), butternut squash.

    Maybe a couple other things, that I can tuck in here and there. Beets. Tarragon.

    And of course, Mom's single row of wild dandelions for her boiling greens.

    I have to figure out a way to get cucumbers and melons to live. The cucumber beetles have been killing them every year. I've just about given up on these. Not sure it's worth it.

    OH- celeriac. I tried that for the first time last year and truly enjoyed it in soups and stews. Wish I had grown more of it.

    And maybe some sugarloaf chicory. Or witloof chicory. Not sure. I still haven't forced the chicory roots I grew last Summer. Hm. Should do that today.

    Hope the strawberry row survived its first Winter. Looking forward to that harvest especially.

    *sighs*

    You're killing me. I'm holding my seed box and staring out at the snow.

  62. Soooo not ignoring you. Some avalanches take a little time to come down the mountain.

  63. She seems nice tits.

  64. eeks, walla-walla onions, green scallions.

    Sugarsnap peas, romaine lettuce, black-seeded simpson lettuce, and some Fwench buttercos lettuce with red blushies on it.

    Savoy cabbage, pak choi (regular and miniature), napa cabbage.
    Those little Summer Japanese turnips in Spring, then regular big yellow turnips in Fall/Winter.

    Italian flat leaf parsley. Hamburg root parsley.
    I’ve sown some lavenders and rosemary seeds in a flat but I’m told germination of these things is spotty and I might not be successful. We shall see.

    ‘Fortex’ green pole bean (omg these are so easy and successful and stringless and edible even at huge sizes if you don’t pick for a couple days- highly recommend. This variety produces heavily and should be grown on a very tall trellis. A few vines take up a VERY small footprint in the garden), and Roma II pole bean. Goldcrop yellow wax bush bean.

    On sale I got some Italian horticultural beans for dry bean production, but I decided to use them for a cover crop instead of eating them.

    Spinach (which always fails, every fucking year, though I keep trying), New Zealand Spinach (not real spinach but I eat it because I can never get the real thing to grow).
    Osaka purple mustard, and Southern Giant mustard. These leaves are zingy and taste just like horseradish on sammiches.

    Dill, cilantro, nasturtiums, radishes. These items get sown at the feet of tall things like squashes, and supposedly repel bugs. They seemed to grow well under my climbing squash last Summer. I let the radishes go to seed, and eat the crunchy green seedpods. Outstanding. Whatever I miss gets self-sown all over the garden and I pick them all season long while tending other plants. Laissez-faire gardening is the shiz.

    Carrots, swiss chard. I’ll buy a few tomato and pepper plants at the store this year instead of sowing seeds.

    Gonna try growing broccoli under an insect cover and maybe this year the worms of the white butterfly won’t ruin them for me.

    Gonna try brussels sprouts this year, same plan. Floating row cover.

    Parsnips. Kale (Red russian, winterbor, and Premier) oregano, mache.

    Rampicante squash (<—another awesome climber that produces huge food in little space. Resistant to disease as all get out. I got both zucchinis and winter squash off the same plants), butternut squash.

    Maybe a couple other things, that I can tuck in here and there. Beets. Tarragon.

    And of course, Mom's single row of wild dandelions for her boiling greens.

    I have to figure out a way to get cucumbers and melons to live. The cucumber beetles have been killing them every year. I've just about given up on these. Not sure it's worth it.

    OH- celeriac. I tried that for the first time last year and truly enjoyed it in soups and stews. Wish I had grown more of it.

    And maybe some sugarloaf chicory. Or witloof chicory. Not sure. I still haven't forced the chicory roots I grew last Summer. Hm. Should do that today.

    Hope the strawberry row survived its first Winter. Looking forward to that harvest especially.

    *sighs*

    You're killing me. I'm holding my seed box and staring out at the snow.
    ——————–

    Why no radicchio?

  65. For the record: that was an arduous cut and paste.

  66. I’m going to have to plant some scallions/green onions this year because the only ones at the grocery store come from Mexico.

    I get wild ones but they usually come up where birds and bunnies like to party and poop.

  67. Lauraw, how many of those veggies does scott eat? Or do you mush them up and hide them in his meatloaf?

  68. Scott just yelled “No potatoes?”

    Yes, and potatoes. I’m sure I forgot some other things.

    Maybe radicchio. It is a kind of chicory. I do have radicchio seeds on hand. Not sure. Maybe if I have room, towards Fall.

  69. Shhhhh. You just shush now, beasn.

  70. Beasn, try the potted scallions trick I did last year. You can pick them all year and they will multiply themselves.

  71. I’ll probably avoid facebook most of today. The amount of dumbfockery is making me want to cut a bish or three. There is one Trumpeter continuing to post the video of 18 year old Cruz and how he’s not a citizen and he LIES!!……….while Trump is out there saying Cruz is to blame for obamacare, is an anchor baby, and Iowa needs to be redone. SRSLY, what the hell kind of person adores a whining orange bitch who won’t STAP!

  72. What is your potted scallions trick? I think I’d prefer a pot.

    Ooo, and taters. Think I’ll start some Yukon golds and see what happens. Haven’t done taters before — space issue, though I pinned how to build up a planter of sorts with chicken wire and mulch.

  73. Beasn, I use meletonin for insomnia and it works very well.

  74. I finely chop carrots in spaghetti sauce or lasagna. Used to add cauliflower before mashing taters. Kids never knew. They wouldn’t eat cabbage outright, but did put up with it in colcannon (more mashed taters).

  75. Genius

  76. Chumpo, I’ll last resort that for now. My guts are still crampy from being probed and then I made the mistake of reading the comments on a Bernie post and thinking about polyps.

  77. Comment by lauraw on February 5, 2016 1:59 pm

    “I’m holding my seed box and staring”
    ===========
    XBrad does this a lot too……..

  78. I got Meathead scheduled for sometime in May.

    Send me your questions at my gmail address in the name of wiserbud

  79. Beasn, get the widest pot(s) you can find. It doesn’t have to be super deep. I use big bowl-shaped pots all over the place and find they work better for a lot of crops than tall deep ones do. Mine are about twenty inches across and ten inches deep in the middle.

    This is the variety I fell in love with: http://www.rareseeds.com/he-shi-ko-bunching-onion/

    You can sow scallion seeds on top of rich soil right in that container outdoors in Spring. If you want full size scallions sooner, sow your seed now or sometime between now and mid-March, thickly, in a flat or a pan or a half-milk jug with drain holes poked in it. I used a plastic clamshell container from the grocery store that already had holes and a clear lid. I think it was a strawberry container.

    The seeds sprout quickly and love a lot of light. In April, pull your mat of seedlings apart into individuals and transplant them into the big pot a couple inches apart from each other. Don’t worry about hurting them, they bounce back and grow like weeds.

    As they grow, thin them by eating them. As they mature in Summer they will start to multiply and form clumps. If there are any left as Winter approaches, space them out again and leave them in the pot outdoors over Winter. They are perennials and will be fine, and you can expect them to continue dividing next Spring. Fill in any holes with new seedlings.

    I’ma do two pots of them this year.

    OH, Carin- shallots. I forgot shallots. Yellow dutch. They are in the garden already. Planted them last Fall, for early harvest this year.

  80. Thank you laura. What kind of a soil do you use? Mix of garden/mulch/bag of Miracle Grow from a garden center?

  81. Comment by wiserbud on February 5, 2016 2:45 pm

    I got Meathead scheduled for sometime in May.
    ——

    Good get, congrats!

  82. Any good rich soil works for green onions. I used a mix of bag potting soil, compost, and garden clay. But really, just bagged potting soil will work as long as it has fertilizer in it.

  83. I got Meathead scheduled for sometime in May.

    SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  84. popup warning? lovely, more upgrades

  85. Okay, great. I’ll use all three. I think I’m going to order from your link. The husband LOVES green onions. When we have them, he eats them with everything.

  86. Have you all seen the Typewriter Artist? Cerebral palsy and this is his outlet.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svzPm8lT36o

  87. Geezer turned me on to those things when he shared some seed packets with me. The most successful experiment in my garden in years. Potted scallions. It’s a thing now.

  88. green onions + ramen = happy

  89. hey beasn, I was gonna order some of those seeds. laura, do you need all 300? otherwise I’ll send some to beasn.

  90. God, that dancing thing on Ace with Cankles flailing about next to the hag from Michigan is pathetic.

    They look like a couple of rug munchers whose rug munching days are long past.

  91. For Beasn

  92. OMG….how cute is that!!! PIGGEHS!!

  93. I guess it depends on your appetite, Jay. I didn’t count how many I planted. It was probably like 50 – 70. Not enough, though. I wanted to pick them faster than they could propagate themselves. That’s why I’m doing two bigger pots this year.

  94. OK, time to get ready for work. Have a great weekend everyone!

  95. Jay, I just ordered those seeds. How about you PM me your address on facechimp and I’ll send you some when they get here.

  96. Ooo, that sassy American piggie FLUNG that cuke, like a boss.

  97. Sounds like you can use the whole pack, beasn. Imma gonna order one myself, too.

    Thanks though!

  98. Bye LawraW

  99. Yeah, sounds like it. Okay.

  100. It annoys me that I don’t want to wear my MIZZOU shirt anymore.
    Seems they are requiring students to take a diversity class. Seems their enrollment is down. Seems they can’t connect the dots.

  101. I don’t like you wearing a mizzou shirt either, beasn. I’ll send you an ISU one, instead.

  102. Hmm, my son gave me that shirt. My daughter has not done the same, from her school.

  103. I have NO idea what I want to ask Meathead. but I will ask something. Probably something stupid, and it will make him hate Iowa.

  104. maybe I’ll ask him about onions.

  105. Ask him if he likes liquid smoke

  106. Meathead just asked for the station’s mailing address….

    Hmmmmmmmmm…….

    Yannow, this whole media thing sure has some cool bennies.

  107. Didja get an agent?

  108. Not yet.

    :(

  109. He’s sending THE BOOK!

    Get autographs and sell them on ebay

  110. I’ll do a little research for ye.

  111. Who is meathead?

    Also, this is a serious and good speech

  112. I officially hate wiser’s guts, now.

    Well done!

  113. Seriously though, that is awesome. He’s been a hero of mine ever since scott revealed his website.

  114. He is on the same level as America’s Test Kitchen and Alton Brown, in my book.

  115. He responded immediately, saying it sounds like fun. Then said that I should have reached out dinner, as he was in Hartford just a couple of weeks ago.

    He sounds like a fun guy.

  116. Watch some of his videos, he’s great.

  117. Heh heh heh.

    “Sooner”

  118. I will. Definitely. I plan on becoming an expert on him between now and May.

  119. Good for you wiser! Can’t wait for you to talk meat.

    Heh.

  120. Maybe I’ll get Scott to come in and ask him questions

  121. *lowers chin

    “meat”

  122. I went and did it. I ignored my vow to stay away from faceass today, looked in and lost my temper. Some chick told me to shut up. I then gave up trying to be civil. Yeah, Cruz may look reptilian but at least he doesn’t want to f*ck his own daughter.

    Time to walk away and go buy some eggs before it gets dark.

  123. Oh yes, I bet Scott has good ones. SYWM.

  124. Lauraw excellent post at Ace’s.

    Nailed everything. Loved this:

    What more positive and loving message for your fellow man can there be, than to be an unabashed booster for his success and independence?

  125. http://is.gd/KPjXr1

    Hey baby slow down wait for me
    Oh wow it’s pretty rocky here hey
    Hey slow down on the rocks baby it’s dangerous in there
    Oh jesus come back here
    Oh my god baby the bloody lightning bolt just missed you holy *bleep* mother of god *bleeeeeeeep* come back the lightning bolt nearly hit ya oh my god baby are you alright?

  126. Lauraw is right.

    I actually heard someone speak a few weeks back…he told a crowd that when a company sells more shampoo, they have to take a portion of the market from someone else.

    Apparently there is a fixed market for shampoo that has never changed, ever.

    It was a Dem guy of course.

  127. ->>>>>I actually heard someone speak a few weeks back…he told a crowd that when a company sells more shampoo, they have to take a portion of the market from someone else.

    FREE MARKET COMPETITION??!?!?!???!?!

    *gasp

    Where’s the fainting couch?

  128. Everyone must use state sanctioned shampoo, comrades.

  129. The only zero-sum market is government contracting*.

    *if you don’t have your own lobbyist

  130. Greetings, foolish mortals.

  131. “Lauraw excellent post at Ace’s.”

    Huh. So that’s what she was doing up there.

  132. I survived taking XMom for a haircut.

  133. Yikes.

  134. XMom survived as well.

  135. How about the other people at the salon?

  136. Local news at 6pm.

  137. Great article, Humptress.

    You rock.

  138. I agree with everyone else, laura. That was an excellent post.

    And I’m not just saying that to try to persuade you not to murder me in some horrifying and brutal fashion.

  139. Wow. Meathead loaded up on Apple stock when it was $7 per share.

  140. I wish I’d plowed all my money into Ford stock when it was $1.

    Then I wouldn’t have to work there.

  141. Excellent post Lauraw.

  142. Nice article, Laura.

  143. Why didn’t you people tell me about the WoW ship???? I had to read about it on the internet. (Women on Waves) Dutch based ship that provides abortificants to women that live in countries that don’t have abortion access. I’ll give you guys a pass. I was probably intoxicated when I read about them in regards to Ireland.

  144. http://is.gd/YNEbee

  145. Damn.

  146. IK, R?

  147. I told you guys, she’s an immortal.

  148. Duchovny, meanwhile, is slowly becoming a baseball glove.

    Sorry, SoHos.

  149. Oso, WTH are you talking about?

    Also, how many TVs will you be taking back on Monday?

  150. Nope. That had nothing to do with it.

  151. CoAl, I read a Zika article where people were requesting the WoW ship off the coast of South America to deal with the potential problem of microencephaly in babies. I want DDT. Watermelons don’t. Next week, we expect lots of 4K TV returns. LOTS!!! I had 20+ members complaining to me about no DVDS/Blu-Rays today.

  152. Jindal endorsed Ribio. Seriously, politics is a friggen cesspool of reach -a -rounds.

  153. Scott, once I started reading articles about WoW, I realized I’d read about them before. I guess my alcohol consumption hadn’t totally eradicated all my brain cells.

  154. Rubio

  155. All the GOPe are falling in line.

  156. Marco!

  157. Polo!

    Thanks for the kind words, guys.

  158. *does not detonate the explosives under Sean’s chair*

    *circles a different day on the calendar*

  159. I keep thinking that they’re requesting a World of Warcraft ship. They’re gonna prevent microencephely by ensuring no one has sex…

  160. I miss your FIAFs.

  161. CoAl, they are actually telling people in Zika zones to refrain from sex. For 2 years.

  162. We had only seen a couple “Justified” before we killed “DirecTV”. Now we have Amazon Prime and have been “Binge Watching” Justified, only to find-out that they want $3 per episode for the last season.
    That Sucks Pond Scum!
    We watched a couple episodes of Bosch.
    That seems watchable.
    I see “The Wire”, and “Man In The High Castle” are also available.
    Any recommendations from other “Amazon Prime” streamers?
    We’re very new at this…

  163. CoAl, they are actually telling people in Zika zones to refrain from sex. For 2 years.

    It’s a racist CIA population control plot.

  164. CoAl, they are actually telling people in Zika zones to refrain from sex. For 2 years.

    Yeah… good luck with that.

  165. I liked The Man in the High Castle.

  166. Me too, Colex. Haven’t finished the final episode yet.

  167. FiAF! Blast from the past, wow. Haven’t thought about that in a long time.

  168. You were my Friday internet goddess. I blame the JEF for ruining the economy and fucking everything up for the Middle Class

  169. It is weird which brain cells the alcohol kills.

  170. Leon?

    http://tinyurl.com/gw5uewk

  171. Heh.

    http://pbfcomics.com/271/

  172. Oso loves Berkely Sean

  173. Fack!!! Berkeley, whatev!!! Commie Bears

  174. Did anybody do a chemical analysis on anybody else’s “Secret Blend of Herbs and Spices” and discover that it contained a small amount of LSD today?

  175. Those “Commie Bears” play Stanfurd tomorrow. I would appreciate it if nobody wears red.

    Thanks.

  176. No, but your mom analyzed a bunch of “secret sauce”.

  177. I H8 Stanturd. I want to beat the shit out of my Stanturd familia. Dan won’t let me social media engage.

  178. Chrispy, The Americans gets great reviews as well.

  179. I H8 Stanturd. I want to beat the shit out of my Stanturd familia. Dan won’t let me social media engage.

    Spite them from afar. Wear blue and gold tomorrow.

  180. Copy Sean. I love CalBears. Need moar gear!

  181. I want this.

  182. Very nice, CoAl

  183. How come Zika is a thing, now?

  184. Cracka Tricknology, beasn.

  185. Has to be. Did these mosquitos and this disease just suddenly appear a few weeks ago? Surely it’s been around awhile. Why all the fuss now?

  186. I dunno. Somebody probably fucked a monkey. That’s how this kind of thing usually jumps to us humans.

  187. Wasn’t me.

    Might have been Chad.

  188. Well, we can’t blame them for that, monkeys are super-sexy.

  189. g’night

  190. The Man In The HIgh Castle and The Americans are both outstanding, ChrisP.

  191. Stoopid monkey fuckers.

  192. Off to read some Poldark and hopefully get some sleep. Three hours just doesn’t cut it.

    ‘Night, don’t let a nest of daddy long legs crawl in your ear.

  193. $34 on $300. Imma choke a bitch.

  194. The street was deserted late Friday night
    We were buggin’ each other while we sat out the light
    We both popped the derp when the light turned green
    You shoulda heard the whine from my screamin’ machine!

  195. Did the blog move?

    ww

  196. Leon?

    I have a crossbow.

    What?

  197. this lad needs a lesson in perspective:
    http://nypost.com/2016/02/03/mta-worker-after-teens-suicide-i-hope-the-motherf-ker-suffered/

  198. “Comment by Sean M. on February 6, 2016 12:20 am

    I dunno. Somebody probably fucked a monkey. That’s how this kind of thing usually jumps to us humans.”

    Hey!

  199. Why doesn’t your spinach grow? I get tons. What does it do?

  200. the connection between microcephaly and zika is currently an inferred correlation – as far as i am aware the actual causality of the developmental abnormality has not been characterized vis-a-vis the mothers zika virus status.

    i think that Sanofi is fast tracking research into this as they have subject matter expertise in a number of anti-viral vaccines

  201. I can grow leafy greens here, but other than the mustard it seems to come up bitter. I have had fairly acidic soil and that’s slowly improving, but I’m going to skip over ground level leaves and try the good king henry seeds this year.

  202. Carin, either mourning doves eat the seeds, or it just bolts straightaway. I think my typical Springs here are too short and warm. I’m going to try starting seeds indoors and putting them out super early.

  203. Honestly, I like chard better anyway. And less oxalic acid.

  204. Off work today. Got up early and knocked off an online assignment due today. Have another one due later tonight. Gonna get that one too. Soon.

    The internet age is great. Professors can torment you pretty much 24/7 now.

  205. http://is.gd/pSUS2y

  206. Not just professors…work, family, friends. I get spam from system manufacturers who blast out their bullshit at 3AM for maximum impact.

    Assholes.

  207. That flying squirrel is toast. TOAST.

  208. Yeah, if we don’t turn our cellphones off we get the email noise at 5 am about some industry notification.

  209. Good morning all. I heard there was discussion of monkey fucking going on.

  210. This is why my primary email isn’t attached to my phone.

  211. Flying squirrels are funny. They can basically only do their thing in areas with very few birds of prey, or birds of prey who have limited operating hours. Turns out gliding basically sucks for not getting eaten by things that can actually fly.

  212. This is why my primary email isn’t attached to my phone.

    Mine is but when the only emails I get are from my parole officer and bernie sanders asking if i want to smoke pot and hit on socialist hippie chicks it’s not like it’s a huge burden.

  213. Don’t put your dick in crazy, Chad. I know telling you won’t stop you, but I’m honor-bound to do so.

  214. well there are different kinds of crazy – pam grier in ft apcahe the bronx crazy i would risk. social hippies with unshaven legs not so much.

  215. socialist hippies, social hippies are just friendly

  216. Social hippies share weed. Socialist hippies insist on taxpayer-subsidized weed.

  217. I like my online courses. Get assignment, do assignment, turn in assignment. No wasting time in class with a professor who can’t teach. Just read the book and move on.

  218. These are not online courses. They are regular in-class college courses, with books, regular papers and exams, AND extra online busywork.

  219. Leon, do you read Michael Flynn’s blog?

  220. You have my condolences, then.

  221. I confess that I am not familiar with Michael Flynn.

  222. Sci-fi author, statistician, catholic, blogger.

    http://tofspot.blogspot.com/2013/08/the-great-ptolemaic-smackdown.html

    A good, but long, series of posts on the conflict between geocentrism and heliocentrism in the 16th-17th Centuries.

    http://tofspot.blogspot.com/2016/01/the-pupfish-of-nevada.html#comment-form

  223. Neat, I think I heard him interviewed on Kresta.

  224. Great. Someone listed my phone number on a rental apartment in California. Now I’m getting dozens of calls from people speaking Pashtun or some other dialect I can’t understand. Gotta figure out how to track down the idiot who screwed up the number. Praying it’s not a print ad.

  225. I’m listening to Wiser’s show! Finally! Yay!

  226. oh shit, tom whoosie

  227. Wait, the Superbowl is tomorrow?

    *checks calendar*

    Ohhhhhhhh…

  228. Who’s in it?

  229. Did the Lions make it this year?

  230. The student was the second from Fordham to be hit and killed by a train in a month.

    Isn’t Fordham the school where boys were getting diddled?

  231. Yes, yes it was. Jesuits too. Not surprising.

  232. Xbrad, why is that photo funny?

  233. This photo. I don’t get it.

    http://is.gd/38143n

  234. Thats his family from Amercan Graphiti

  235. Have you seen the new Star Wars, Scott?

  236. Hees seen none Star Wars

  237. Armageddon is on Netflix. I like that movie. The movie is so good that even Ben Affleck cannot bring it down.

  238. I think I’ve seen some Star Wars commercials.

  239. My husband is playing clips of Hillary browbeating the crowd and I am becoming despondent just hearing her horrid horrid voice.

  240. Can you imagine four years of that?

  241. Laura, you know, don’t you, that if we get 4 years of that, we will likely get 8 years of that.

  242. Fuck it, if I gotta live in a corrupt hellhole, the women and weather need to be prettier.

    *starts pricing las granjas en Argentina*

  243. I might have to go out to Cali and kill a realtor. Asshole still hasn’t changed the phone number on his website. 50+ calls from people. You’d think he would want the business. Somebody’s going to get signed up to a shitload of gay/BDSM/escort websites if he doesn’t get it fixed pretty quick.

  244. OK, so, knowing what you know about socialist hellholes, what is the best way to survive intact once your country starts circling that drain?

  245. 25% referal fee, Pepe. You could make hundreds

  246. Good neighbors, a whiskey still, guns, and a garden.

    Think about bartering and making sure you can trust your nearest trading partners.

  247. Move to…America?

    Ho boy.

  248. This guy talks about it Laura. Just keep scrolling and I’m sure you’ll find something you never thought of before

    http://ferfal.blogspot.com/

  249. In 8 years that bag of dumbshit will be wearing a drool cup IF shes not pushing up flowers.
    C’mon.

  250. Tactical MRE spoon

    http://is.gd/PSEVTB

  251. Mrs. Caruther’s captain hasn’t released them for the day.

    He’s clearly not 420 compatible either.

  252. It’s too bad he sucks so very, very badly. Between him and the new management at the base, I tell her to quit pretty much every month now.

  253. Finally on her way. Possum and I are getting impatient.

  254. How many years does she have in?

  255. Jimbro, how much snow did you get?

  256. 12 years. Her enlistment is up next May, but it’s the Guard and she’s got a 6 month old. She can get out if she wants, or maybe just drill in Toledo instead.

  257. We got a bunch, not sure what the official number was but my guess is about 8-10 inches. It was way more than I thought we’d be getting. When I left for work it was lightly snowing and by the time I headed home around 2 it was still coming down heavy. I passed 2 accident scenes on the way home and the 18 wheeler in front of me lost traction on the hill heading into my town. I’m glad my tree man got his work done a few weeks ago.

  258. I think the Zika news cycle is two-fold. Huge numbers of people coming across the border with Zika in their home countries. Olympics in Brazil this Summer. Journalists in Rio covering the Olympic “Story” hear about Zika outbreak in Northern Brazil. Story breaks Intl, goes viral on social media.

  259. *Turns on phone, sees another 25 missed calls. *

    If they can’t get my number off the stupid website, I’m going to start answering the calls. They don’t want this to happen:

    Cal person: “I’m calling about the rental.”
    Me: “Great. I’m Barry Mak, what’s your name?”
    CP: “Joe Torres”
    Me: “Torres, that sounds messican, we don’t rent to messicans…” *click*

    Substitute Asian, black, Indian, etc. as necessary. I bet that would get their attention pretty quick.

  260. goes viral on social media.

    I C Wut U did thar

  261. Do it Pepe. Do they have facedouche/twitter/instagram/yelp/etc accounts? Go rogue on those if they do.

  262. Somebody’s going to get signed up to a shitload of gay/BDSM/escort websites if he doesn’t get it fixed pretty quick….

    …Me: “Torres, that sounds messican, we don’t rent to messicans…” *click*
    Substitute Asian, black, Indian, etc. as necessary. I bet that would get their attention pretty quick.

    Do it. Especially the second part. Idiot will be a little more careful next time.

  263. http://is.gd/d61ADn

  264. Don’t do that Pepe. Set up showings for every caller, all at the same time.

  265. Evening.

  266. Every listing for this management outfit on Rentals.com is coming to our phone. The management company is closed for the weekend, Rentals.com is closed for the weekend, aaaarrrgh. Finally tracked down the guy who is listed as the contact. He says he put in the right number. He is no longer answering his phone. You’d think realtors would work on weekends…….

  267. I thought about that, Pups, but the regular people shouldn’t suffer because this guy screwed up. Now if 50 people call the realty board to complain about the racist guy in California……….

  268. He says he put in the right number.

    How is that working out.

    Teach them a lesson.

  269. Heh. Ask them real inappropriate questions when they call. The rayciss is good, but Gender would be funny too. I thought wknds were the busiest days for realtors?

  270. If I knew for sure it was this guy, I’d sink him. Might be just the automated system at Rentals.com.

  271. Here, Pepe: on this page is an abuse phone number:

    http://www.whois.com/whois/rentals.com

  272. In the meantime, maybe change your outgoing message with the right phone number so they don’t leave you a message.

  273. Pepe, there are phone blocking apps that will allow you to block calls by zip code.

  274. What’s the management company’s name? Maybe I can google-fu something for them too.

  275. Or if you don’t want to list them here, here’s the official search site:

    https://whois.icann.org/en

  276. This is one of the properties they are calling about: http://tinyurl.com/zjkn8bz

    Rentals.com doesn’t list numbers, you click a button and it dials, evidently. Calls are coming from tons of area codes, Scott. People move from South Dakota and keep their number.

  277. I called the abuse # in the WhoIs, they “couldn’t take my call now.”

  278. http://is.gd/N1iYn1

  279. http://is.gd/ILEh2S

  280. ….and in the latest epsode of “Can Tom Hill BE Anymore Desperate?”…

    He e-mails me earler ths week, telling me that he has to attend two funerals on Saturday, so he can’t do his bz news segment. So he suggests gettng one of our advertsers to do it in his stead.

    I ask why they would do that? Serously, what does Doc McHugh know about local or natonal busness news? But I capitulate and tell him that if the guy from the bank is interested, sure, but otherwise, it’s not really critical to fill his time. Ben and I can handle it.

    “IT’S CRITICAL TO ME!!!”

    I do not respond.

    He texts me this morning, telling me that he will do the segment himself. He personally reached out to every advertiser and they all refused, having better ways to spend their Saturday afternoons.

    Remember, Hill had two funerals to go to today, but somehow he’s still gonna do the biz news segment.

    And he did. From his car. From the first cemetary. Between services.

    Because, God forbid, he doesn’t get his biz news segment on the air. He actually texted me afterwards, saying “Thank God for cell service.”

    Yeah. Thank God.

  281. http://is.gd/N1iYn1

    You do realize that that is their national sport, right?

    And betting is allowed. Because Ireland.

  282. It just wouldn’t be a show without Tom bringing it down for a while.

  283. It just wouldn’t be a show without Tom bringing it down for a while.

    I just wish more people would write into the station, telling them how much they enjoy SES, except when Tom is on the show…..

    *cough

    *cough cough cough

    *cough cough

    (too subtle?)

  284. I called thebegins abuse # in the WhoIs, they “couldn’t take my call now.”

    “Your call is very important to us. Please hang on and we will get to your call as soon as possible. Thankk you for calling WhoIs.”

    and the snickering from the India call center begins as they start laying bets….

  285. People move from South Dakota and keep their number.

    Webex uses SD area codes as well. Randomly generated numbers that cease to exist after the meeting ends.

    guess they figure there wil never be enough people in SD to use up all the numbers themselves.

  286. I just wish more people would write into the station, telling them how much they enjoy SES, except when Tom is on the show…

    I’ll see what I can do.

  287. Because, God forbid, he doesn’t get his biz news segment on the air.

    http://is.gd/ejLzy6

  288. Lord loves a workin’ man

  289. But the Devil rewards shiftless layabouts.

  290. Lord loves a workin’ man

    Never trust whitey

  291. “(too subtle?)”
    Tom (l) Wiser (r) Management (background)
    http://tinyurl.com/haorjc8

  292. add another “woman” to the “Dem woman vs. Rep woman” attractiveness poster.

    Extra points for the blatant corruption and arrogance…

    http://www.courant.com/politics/hc-lender-beth-bye-job-0207-20160206-column.html

  293. “Not too subtle annoyances”

    Guaranteed to be at least one kid pulling that kind of crap every time I run my office. That’s where having my nurse to defuse the situation comes in handy.

  294. Tom (l) Wiser (r) Management (background)

    If I live long enough to be a granddad, I’m gonna be the worst grandad ever.

    We aggresively taught our kids to not be obnoxious assholes from day one.

    I think this is why the Ws still like them.

  295. Lots of asshole kids in the Club today. I guarantee we’re going to run over one of those fucks with the lift one day.

  296. i just damn near had a fucking stroke yelling at trump over eminent domain

  297. i fucking detest trump

  298. de

  299. fucking

  300. test

  301. This debate has been entertaining.

    I think Christie landed a death blow to Rubio.

    Trump is probably gone too, unless attacking the audience proves to be a winning strategy.

  302. Well ok yeah, but mainly it’s because they’re so frickin’ cute, which is why you haven’t killed them already.

  303. the steam off of my morning constitution in the deep dark sub-zero woods is more conservative than dj (daddy sent me to NYMA ,where i was thrown out, because i was a fuck up) trump…

  304. Lots of asshole kids in the Club today. I guarantee we’re going to run over one of those fucks with the lift one day.

    Oso’s gonna chase some fat kid down the aisles in a lift screaming, “WADDLE FASTER, FATTY! IT’S FATTY SEASON!”

  305. jam, I got into an argument with some Trump supporter. She doesn’t f*cking care about someone like Trump taking her land for his own personal use/gain because ‘he’s a successful businessman’ and whoever’s land gets taken, gets compensated so SHUTUP!

    Or the fact that most times, they don’t justly compensate you because their political friends condemn your property first. GAHHHH!


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