Pupster is off on some secret squirrel spy mission and asked if I could do a fill in BBF. Considering I had a minor in Boobology as an undergrab, I jumped at the opportunity. Then it hit me like Mare at a buffet line…what if I couldn’t find a rack that was up to the task? Then I drew a calm and relaxing breath and realized, having been nursed on Rosetta and MJ‘s efforts as a young Hostage, any boob in a storm will do.
First a musical interlude that I wrote when I was on tour with Neil Sedaka.
–Sergius II comes out of cryogenic stasis to take over the papacy from the deposed antipope Christopher.
-Edgar Allen Poe’s “Raven” 1st published (NYC). This formed the basis for a later movie called “The Crow”
-US state of Kansas admitted to the Union as the 34th state on the way to a grand total of 57.
– Dutch railroad workers strike a pose and invent Voguing
-Ice cream cone rolling machine patented by Carl Taylor, Cleveland. It revolutionizes many other rolling processes formerly done by hand.
-“Dr Strangelove” starring Peter Sellers and George C. Scott premieres
– Sweden outlaws aerosol sprays due to their harmful effect on the ozone layer, becoming the first nation to enact such a ban.
-Scientists discover how to convert normal cells into stem cells in mice. Mice are soon sporting human ears on their backs.
Now the quiz with a prize of a Platinum Member Status at the Hostages: In what year did each of these events happen? Email your answers to firstname.lastname@example.org.
Okay, enough with the preliminaries. Todays model is an all American girl born in Seattle, WA in 1983. Her first job was at the aptly named Dick’s Drive-In where she worked serving up the meat. She took time off from writing a thesis on Ultrasonic Velocity in Cheddar Cheese to try her hands at modeling. It seemed to suit her well and she pursued it with as much passion as a perky elf with a machine gun stealing all the cookies. Today’s model is none other than film star Gianna Michaels!!! She is a towering 5 foot 10 inches, weighs 145 pounds and has measurements of 34DD-27-38.
And one last picture
She is quite a remarkable tart with an impressive filmography (probably spectacular mammography as well). She has won several acting awards and I am certain her parents are very proud of her. Please stop committing microaggressions and exerting your privilege long enough to put your hands together for Gianna!
I hope you all have a great weekend. I’ll be drying my salty tears from the Patriots defeat at the hands of the Denver Broncos and deciding whether I want the old man or the cocky idiot to win the SB ring. Me? I’m only in it for the chicken wings now.
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