Saturday Beer Run

Hello my friends.  I have just returned from a whirlwind tour of the parts of Illinois, Missouri and Kansas that nobody ever wants to go to, and I could use a drink.

Or two.

Just one more.

Maybe MJ will be magnanimous and tells us of his European tour.

Special thanks to Colorado Alex for filling in admirably on Friday, and opening up a whole new untapped BBF genre.  

323 Comments

  1. Berlin was nice.

  2. cARin from the last poat:

    THANK GAWD you’re home just in time to take care of her.

    Yeah, that was her thought as well. I made a nice meatloaf and red beans and rice for dinner last night, this morning I’m keeping her ice water fresh and serving tea and toast, banana back. She’s feeling more bettah. She gets a flu shot every year and I don’t.

    I’m also washing my hands every 10 minutes and carrying hand sanitizer and lysol with me everywhere I go. If I get sick I’m going to be in trouble.

  3. Flu shots are a scam.

  4. I never get a flu shot. Or the flu.

    *sips bone broth*

  5. Total scam.

    Just wash your hands when you touch public stuff. Duh.

  6. Also pubic stuff.

  7. No flu shot here either.

  8. Should I call this guy or just keep using hand tools?

    https://annarbor.craigslist.org/grd/5407908847.html

  9. Screw it, I hate the noise those things make anyhow.

  10. This morning at 3:30 the snow was up to the doors on the cars parked outside of the hotel. Now some of the cars are buried completely.

    Those people are hosed.

  11. Good choice.

  12. I occasionally have a task that a chainsaw would ease dramatically, like wild cherry logs (which are basically adamantium hard), but my near-term task is softer wood and saplings that aren’t going to be logs anyhow, just a woodpile I’m going to bury in pasture soil and plant pumpkins in.

  13. A new Echo 14″ is only $200. I am very happy with mine,

  14. Chainsaws are a scam.

  15. 14″ would be plenty for my purposes.

  16. All right, I can’t identify the friggin’ trees using the internet, so I’m just going to go kill them and figure it out later.

  17. http://is.gd/Cz6fO1

  18. bcoch is on the radio.

  19. I like Fort Asshole. SQUEEE!

  20. Are you getting buried, scott? Do you have bread and milk?

  21. Speaking of assholes, mine is getting probed next week. I’m rather nervous. The Dr. doing it is Pakistani. There was an 8 week wait to see him and 12 weeks to see his partner.
    Should I be worried? His cleanse instructions are not as detailed as his partner’s were when my husband got probed.

  22. Nothing much happening here. Heading out for supplies just to be sure.

  23. Spanish word for supplies?

    Tito’s.

  24. wiser’s show keeps going out on me.

  25. That’s twice I’ve managed not to drop an F Bomb on air with Wiser. Go me!

  26. http://is.gd/EkhlhU

  27. Should I be worried? His cleanse instructions are not as detailed as his partner’s were when my husband got probed.

    Unless you actually have a prostate, I’m under the impression that your colonoscopy requires a little less preparation. One less cancer that needs detection.

  28. Unless you actually have a prostate, I’m under the impression that your colonoscopy requires a little less preparation.

    My husband had his colonoscopy done by the partner. My guy wants me to begin ‘prepping’ a week in advance…..low fiber/low fat, no seeds or nuts, no veggies/fruits with peels, no bacon. A week in advance. Um, I already have a limited diet. I’d half to cut what I can eat in half. Then, drinking the cleanse is 12 hours, then six hours before the probe. That means midnight and then 6am, for me.

    Husband started two days in advance…..no fruits/veggies with peels, no red dyes, then the day before he had to pick his times. He was able to get a morning time though his doctor was running 45 minutes behind.

    I’ll go closely by the detailed info the husband got. I had one 20 years ago and prep was just the day before.

  29. By picking his times, I mean when to start the cleanse.

  30. Heh. National Review is sending out fundraising emails.

    I expect to be hearing from the American Natural History Museum after they succeeded in driving off one of the Koch brothers, who donated something like $23M.

  31. That sounds like a bunch of BS to me.
    How is eating a nut 7 days out going to change anything?

  32. Thanks for the bee double e double ar u enn Alex. It made me dive into Robert Earl Keen’s youtube songs, good times.

    http://is.gd/w9AE36

  33. Snowpocalypse has arrived.

  34. Yeah, bones are expensive here too. They should give them away. Along with pork fat and pork belly, it’s the hardest thing to find. Guess all the packing plants are too far away.

  35. No pork belly?

  36. 6.99 a pound, all trimmed up and packaged. Bacon is 2.99.

  37. What a fucked up day.

    It wasn’t the battery. It was the alternator!

  38. I was going to ask you about that.

  39. I have to make Mrs. Jay go up to the ISU meat lab one of these days, when she feels up to it. I heard I can get cheap cuts there.

  40. It’s always the alternator.

  41. Yeah, sometimes the alternator goes bad, but you have to have a good battery to check it.

  42. Heh, I just heard Marco Rubio is giving away pizzas to the students camping out at the stadium for the Big Monday Kansas game.

  43. The good news, wiser, is that it should be no problem swapping it out under current conditions.

  44. Pretty sure we pay $2.99 for belly.

  45. That’s what you mentioned before. First time (actually, only time) I did bacon it was 4.99 a pound. it was great, but not cost effective.

  46. http://is.gd/__MJ_in_Berlin

  47. MJ’s only a nazi by thingprogress standards.

  48. http://is.gd/sALitJ

  49. Heh.
    I havnt sat down and just flipped channels on a tv in a very long time. Maybe decades.
    I’m filpping from Fantasy Island to The Outlaw Josy Wales.

    It’s a delight.

  50. >>>>The good news, wiser, is that it should be no problem swapping it out under current conditions.

    Easy peasy.

    In fact, this is perfect weather to doing car repairs.

  51. Amazing.

    Auto parts store had both the alternator (3, in fact) and the belt I need in stock.

    But they had to order the rotors and pads for wiserbride’s 2012 Volvo.

    Unbelievable

  52. Comment by scott on January 23, 2016 6:01 pm

    http://is.gd/sALitJ

    The thing that baby is sitting in is called a bumbo. I recently had a parent ask if it was okay for their baby to use a bumbo after a hip thing. My nurse had to translate.

    http://www.bumbousa.com/

  53. I need to get to MJ sooner. I hate cutting him off.

    His stories are incredibly funny and interesting, at least to me.

    It killed me that I cut him short today.

  54. You could do an after show show for your on line listeners.

  55. Greetings, people who would hate me–more, I mean–if I told you what the temperature here was.

  56. Evening.

  57. It killed me that I cut him short today

    Jesus, Wiser, poor little fella.

  58. >>>>You could do an after show show for your on line listeners.

    And I make that happen….. how?

  59. >>>>Jesus, Wiser, poor little fella.

    It does hurt me that the little guy doesn’t get more airtime

  60. JEWSTIN!!!!

    How’s my favorite hostage tonight?

  61. Btw, does beasn really listen to my show?

    No way….

  62. And I make that happen….. how?

    Pat and Stu make it sound easy on Glenn Beck. Just give them a call and they’ll walk you through it.

  63. I was just saying that I need to go on strike for more airtime.

  64. #TINYLIVESMATTER

  65. The aftershow could be a podcast.

  66. Fantastic. I didn’t kill any pigs today, but I did eat one. Pork chops are the bestest.

  67. Sometimes I just sort of fall bass ackwards into fun things.

    The hotel was around 400 euros per night but for some reason my travel gal was able to book it for 114.

    The hotel was filled with models.

    And parties, which we crashed.

  68. The hotel was filled with models.

    And parties, which we crashed.

    I found a pic from one of the parties.

    http://is.gd/fJaaHG

  69. “Sometimes I just sort of fall bass ackwards into fun things.”

    How about now?

  70. Sometimes I just sort of fall bass ackwards into fun things.

    The hotel was around 400 euros per night but for some reason my travel gal was able to book it for 114.

    The hotel was filled with models.

    And parties, which we crashed.

    Did you pick up any interesting VD?

  71. How about now?
    —————
    Meh. Worse things have happened. I’ll get home on Monday or Tuesday.

  72. Did you pick up any interesting VD?
    ——————————
    Your mom is named Helga? Weird.

  73. Huh. Helga? Weird was my drag name. Question mark and all.

    (I was going through a phase.)

  74. “was”

  75. That sounds like a bunch of BS to me.
    How is eating a nut 7 days out going to change anything?

    IKR? But that is what they teach in Pakistan, I guess.

    I’m kinda pissed that I had to wait 8 weeks just for a consult…and then another 2 for the probe. I shoulda just scheduled the probe and let him find what is bugging me. I mean, is this stand operating procedure, to make those having issue wait longer? The fu? He better take pictures in case I need to sue him later.

  76. wiser, yes, when I am on the internets late morning, I will listen to your show if my computer isn’t being a turd. Today you did good.

  77. And I’m about ready to cut a bish on facebook with all the Trump loving zombies. OMG it’s all over my feed. Probably won’t be long before people unfriend me.

  78. I expect to be hearing from the American Natural History Museum after they succeeded in driving off one of the Koch brothers, who donated something like $23M.

    F*ckers.

  79. Probably won’t be long before people unfriend me.

    Fuck ’em. I tend not to associate with people who associate with Nazis anyway.

  80. ASPCA sent me a calendar. Back cover has a pair of guinea pigs called Tom and Jerry. Mr. Beasn almost squeed over it.
    I’m wearing him down. He will get me some piggies. Not today, not tomorrow, but some day…..

    About a month ago, he was giving me crap to get me exercising on a regular basis.
    He hollered, “Do I have to get you a pig for you to get your ass up and moving? Is that what it’s going to take?”

    I’m like –

  81. Honestly, Sean! Why are you stealing like this?

    http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2016/01/22/nearly-50000-in-bull-semen-stolen-from-turlock-truck/

  82. Fuck ’em. I tend not to associate with people who associate with Nazis anyway.

    One took me by surprise and the others are getting steamed because I keep posting video in their groups of Trump loving him some big government and asking them to convince how that’s a good thing (ethanol, sucking McConnell’s tit, Kelo).

  83. BUT HE FIGHTS™

  84. http://is.gd/TEnAk0

  85. Honestly, Sean! Why are you stealing like this?

    I’m giving it to the poor. I’m like the Robin Hood of bull jizz.

    Seriously, though, from the linked article:

    Turlock resident Anthony Reis spent months of his time and labor collecting top of the line bull semen for distribution only to half [sic] it stolen.

    Think about that the next time you start to lose your shit when the printer jams at work.

  86. http://is.gd/__BEANSES !!

  87. http://imgur.com/gallery/ECsj3v5

  88. Corgi is pretty high on the next dog list.

  89. http://is.gd/up2GE7

  90. Evening Hostages

  91. *mail orders Beasn a pair of Piggies. She opens the box and there are 144 inside…….* #TroubleWithTribbles

  92. Corgis are adorable.

    *gives puppeh a cookie*

  93. BUT HE FIGHTS™

    Yeah, and when you point out Cruz has been fighting too and Trump bashes him for it, they flip it to Cruz can’t get along with anyone and is ineffective as senator….if he wasn’t so divisive and obnoxious, he could get TONS done. And if he can’t get shit done as senator, he won’t get shit done as president. Apparently one senator can stop the GOPe from continuing obama’s agenda.
    Meh.

  94. *mail orders Beasn a pair of Piggies. She opens the box and there are 144 inside…….* #TroubleWithTribbles

    Oh BOY! Hopefully the box of piggies would get here before the first litter is born. Mr. Beasn wouldn’t take kindly to feeding 144 pooping machines.

  95. On a completely unrelated note, the dusky-looking fellow in the hat in this video is married to my Uncle’s stepdaughter. I guess this means I’m sorta related to an Injun. Kinda. Just barely.

    https://youtu.be/sU-WPcU5z48

  96. Beasn, you would not believe the back and forth I got on twitter with some Rubio guy. I asked why people keep saying Cruz isn’t electable.

    That quickly morphed into the GOP at large and then on to Rubio.

    I did not know, but quickly learned, that sponsoring a bill that would strip a constitutional right from the accused on college campuses is bad but in no way disqualifies a person to run for POTUS.

    I also did not know, but soon learned, that being in favor of the death penalty is WORSE than the stripping of the Constitutional right.

  97. Sean B, and you hobnobbed with a brown dot Indian in 2014. You are a traitor to the race

  98. wiserbud *hearts* beasn

  99. Howdy.

  100. Oh, I’m a race traitor going waaaaaaaaaay back, Tush. Very few of my friends growing up were white. When Trump builds his wall and gets the Messicans to pay for it, my cuck ass is right up against it.

  101. Hey, oso.

  102. I H8 that cuck shit. I’m going to have to clear some more Morons/Breitbarts on the Twitter. Bcoch, I saw some of the abuse you’re getting.

  103. So did the Northeastern Cabal get much snow?

    TiFW parents and DD#1 both got over a foot each.

  104. So Nestle is caught up in a chocolate slavery trial. Suddenly Nestle product is off the shelves. Nothing official has been said, I just did some herpdy der and figured it out. People are pissed that they can’t buy their Nestle water.

  105. Beasn, you would not believe the back and forth I got on twitter with some Rubio guy.

    Oh, I believe it. I shouldn’t be surprised by how attached people get to their pols…almost like rock star crushes. Of all people not to crush on, it would be a politician. They are best kept at arms length with a healthy dose of suspicion and distrust.

  106. TiFW, Western PA got a buttload. C3PO has been posting pics.

  107. Speaking of rock stars…was watching David Bowie interviews. While I claim we may have been an item if he only knew about me, I doubt very much that would have happened while he was a young drugged out mess.
    He’s was much much better clean, and older.

  108. *smooches to wiser*

  109. Bcoch, I saw some of the abuse you’re getting.

    Where? *puts up dukes* Let me at ’em! *said in the Cowardly Lion voice*

  110. Did anybody realize that the surefire hit song they wrote while they were high was based on the hook from a song that anybody else wrote in the 70’s today?

  111. Bowie was a great one. Notice you don’t know about his politics, or sexual preferences? He was talented, and made great music.

  112. Beasn, on the Twitter. Baldi gets abuse, too.

  113. Illegals don’t understand American plumbing. Used to septic tanks. They don’t flush. Border towns that don’t have autoflush tech supply trashcans in every stall. FF. Our illegals had figured this out. We removed stall trashcans years ago. Suddenly noticing an uptick on paper trash on the floor again. Disgusting. Pigs. Fucking animals.

  114. Yeah, I’ve seen Baldi get abused by sanctimonious pricks.

  115. Jay, as he got older, he refused to discuss his time as a bisexual. He always artfully led the conversation away from it.
    Regarding the dope, he did say he didn’t want his son to do drugs and told him as much – giving the nod to his son for helping him grow up. Seeing a documentary on how coke turns the brain to swiss cheese – he is glad he was able to get clean before it totally destroyed his.
    He seemed most joyful and relaxed with his marriage to Iman and just kept creating.

  116. Everything will be all right, Tonight.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Swj3pmKric

    Sweet dreams, hot snausages.

  117. Bowie on drugs –
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOWE3W9Lgbo

    K, I go now.

  118. TiFW,

    We are getting walloped in NJ. 24 inches and no let up. I am going to hate cleaning up that fluffy bullshit tomorrow

  119. Bowie is talking about leaving L.A. for Berlin in that interview. He supposedly got so fucked up on cocaine while he was living here that he has no recollection of recording the album “Station To Station.”

  120. Andy is Eagles jammin tonight.

  121. All the old paintings on the tombs
    They do the sand dance don’t you know
    If they move too quick (oh derp oh)
    They’re falling down like a domino

  122. I can’t find the article now, but someone pointed out the semantics of Hillary saying she received no emails marked classified. Emails wouldn’t be marked “classified”, they’d be marked confidential, secret, or top secret.

    It depends on what the meaning of “is” is.

  123. The first asshole in the neighborhood to fire up a snowblower is going to be me.

  124. Wakey wakey

  125. Morning Rosie.

    http://is.gd/JmtvtI

  126. http://is.gd/_cARin_please_check_my_tie ?

  127. http://is.gd/ZJxijJ

  128. http://is.gd/tqMu11

  129. Eggs and bakey.

  130. I worky worky today. Sigh.

    I want to work out but people are sleeping in my workout room. booooo

  131. Pups, that pup pup is so cute I could just kidnap him, hold him hostage for a million dollars get it and then end up somewhere in Mexico, hungover, naked and missing my gold teeth.

  132. I want to work out but people are sleeping in my workout room

    Who’s room is it? Time to stomp some lazy asses out of there.

  133. http://is.gd/7nc0UX

  134. WHO ROOM IS THIS!?

  135. Ha ha! That dog carried away a full grown human on his back!

  136. Best football day of the year!

  137. Who ya got, Scott?

    Guy I was traveling with had some money from fantasy football, and a friend in Vegas. He was agonizing over his picks. I only figured NE would win because they always do but close so take the 3.5 points. AZ or Carolina I had no idea, but I’d like to see Carson Palmer win.

  138. A big dog could carry MJ off with relative ease.

    Heck, Benny could if he tried.

  139. That .5 point is huge, most places still have the line at 3.

    I like that bet. 75% of the money is on New England and the line hasn’t moved.

    Same in the 2nd game, 70% of the money is on Carolina and no line change.

    Go with the gangsters, Denver and AZ.

  140. AZ was getting 3.5. They lowered it to 3. That means the gangsters want more than 70% of the money on Carolina.

    Gangsters be greedy. Go Arizona!

  141. We just finished repainting and carpeting the boys room but we haven’t moved all the stuff back in – so they’ve been sleeping in my “workout” room.

    They went to some late concert last night/this morning. THey did wake up so I got a little workout in.

  142. I stopped being delusional about my nicotine addiction and bought some supplies to roll my own.

    This machine: http://is.gd/wPHY9s

    These papers: http://is.gd/KVTkrl

    This tobacco: http://is.gd/wAfk3v

    Investment is around $140 so far, I can make $80-$100 worth of cigs with one bag of $30 pipe tobacco and $8 worth of papers. Machine was $80.

  143. Pups,
    I get three cartons out of $40 in materials.
    I roll king size, not 100mm.
    They burn just as long…
    Here in WA, three cartons would cost about $240…

  144. Didn’t go straight for the vaping pen?

  145. Vaping didn’t do it for me, I still have the stuff, I just don’t like it as much.

    *fist-bumps Chrisp*

    Pack of smokes in MN is $8.

  146. Here in WA, three cartons would cost about $240…

    ——

    Wow, screw those government taxes. A-holes.

    Will the above comment get me flagged?

  147. You could grow your own tobacco and really beat the system.

  148. MAAAAAARE!

    http://is.gd/OLynfp

  149. CT cigarette tax revenue keeps dropping, so they keep taxing it more.

    We are up to $9.50 per pack. I think most of the smokers have quit or moved, because its kind of unusual to spot one.

  150. I just might do that Leon. I’ll build a still and grow tobacco and be the pimp of the apocalypse.

  151. Holy crap, puppies are cute.

  152. If there is an apocalypse I’m going to start smoking….because, why not?

  153. But I’m not sure what I have to trade for cigarettes? I think we all know hooking is out. People are giving it away for free anyway. Maybe I can do protective sniper work from a roof. Damn need to stock up on .223.

    Maybe men who miss their wives standing over them telling them how to do stuff, I could do that.

  154. I think we all know hooking is out.

    Let’s not be too hasty.

    Also, is Mr. Mare coming to TITS2?

  155. Here you go.

  156. I’m looking forward to the games. I’m a bit ambivalent about who I want to win, however, I want Cam Newton to lose. Something is shady about him although he’s trying for the clean and innocent image.

    Sometimes watching the game I start getting emotionally involved with wanting a player or team to win.

  157. Cigarettes in New York are $12.85.

  158. Smokes are about $10 a pack in Washington. They’re downright cheap in California at $5.

  159. I think the outcome of this game will depend on how many interceptions Manning throws.

  160. I still think Cam is shady. I still don’t believe his dad was the one shopping him around and he knew nothing about it. NCAA is crooked.

  161. A very happy birthday to VMaximus!

  162. I like it when Tom Brady throws an interception (rare) or his receivers are in the wrong place, he throws a hissy fit. And Eli Manning’s face looks like he has constipation when he misses a receiver (not rare).

    Tom Coughlin always looks confused.

  163. Vman,Happy Birthday!! How old are you Dogman?

  164. http://is.gd/happy_bday_vmax_I_got_you_one_ of these.

  165. Pupster, everyone needs one of those.

  166. HBD Vman!!!

  167. Mare, Dan Marino always blamed someone else…ALWAYS. Such a cry baby.

  168. Oso! Mare’s being mean!

    http://is.gd/zsPQUk

  169. http://is.gd/G2VhYT

  170. Class act http://is.gd/TYSSSw

  171. Scott, that was awesome!! Ofc White and Shaq

  172. Awwww

  173. So this is queer.

    Wordpus kept my mobil logged in for three weeks un-interupted.
    Now I cannot stay logged in for 5 min.

    What a jalopy.

  174. There’s a tab for that, Chumpo.

  175. Chumpo try the “Here’s how to fix your fucking login, Mare” tab.

  176. Well, well, well, there may or may not be more than one dumbass around here.

  177. http://is.gd/_if_Mare_comes_to_TITS2

  178. http://is.gd/if_Chumpo_comes_to_MN

  179. I went grocery shopping while hungry. This would not have been such a bad move if Rocketboy were still home.

  180. 100 pepole surveyed, top answers on the board…name something that solves less than ex rad’s tab solution to Super Lame WordPress login problem.

    A rubber crutch=19

    Natural skin prophilactics=11

    Ethenol for the green Navy= 10

    Nothing= 70

  181. Well thank goodness that embedded, Tushar.

  182. Happy birthday, Vmax!

  183. Denver D is kicking ass.

  184. That’s the recipe to beat the Pats. Rush or hit Brady.

  185. http://is.gd/LquQZp

  186. http://is.gd/h5SfVB

  187. Well it did work after all.

    Might I humbly suggest an update to your tab post indicating that one loads “the achtwoo site directly from the wordpress login page by pressing the button at the bottom of the page which says “visit my sites”?

    Thats the only way I was able to make it work.

  188. Denver has ha a couple of chances to put the game away. One first down would’ve done it. Can’t give Brady that many chances.

  189. What were you saying?

  190. Las Vegas cheers.

  191. Good evening.

  192. Overtime would have been fun.

    Stupid missed extra point.

  193. Officials did a pretty good job. They let ’em play, didn’t call a penalty every time someone touched Brady.

  194. It’s really amazing that the Broncos won. Peyton can’t throw the ball.

  195. Throwing is overrated.

  196. Broncos D held them to 12 points.

  197. Amazing how often a missed extra point affects the outcome of a game.

  198. Fun end to kind of boring meteor game.

  199. Carolina sure has a good offense.

  200. Yes. they do. They’ve been struggling putting 4 Qtrs together, recently. Still hoping for AZ.

  201. How’s jewstin today? Your AFC West nightmare is mine too.

  202. The Giants almost beat Carolina.
    If Palmer settles down they have a shot.

  203. I been waitin’ all day for Sunday Night.

  204. “Your AFC West nightMARE” ISWYDT

  205. Looking forward to X-Files tonight, too.

  206. Ugh

  207. My mom is no longer snowbound, yet she called me today. During the game.

  208. Some Anglo bought the property that has the Picacho Cemetery on it. Started moving rocks. Locals got upset. Anglo agreed to allow locals to continue to bury their dead, but only if cremated. Old school Catholics don’t believe in cremation. Can you see where this is going?

  209. Is Picacho Spanish for Pikachu?

  210. This is just stupid.

  211. Whew!

  212. Pointy hill. On the way to Alamo Canyon. Joe Skeen lived there.

  213. Evening Hostages.

    What in the hell is happening in this Car/Ariz game???

  214. Carson Palmer sucks. No excuse for that throw, safety barely had to move.

  215. It still logged me out.
    This is fun.

  216. Chumpo, I have to keep verifying my mobile acct with a number they text me. I’ll go weeks with totes chill, then have a day with 5+ text verification.

  217. I’m still trying to synch our iPad mini to the H2.

  218. Are you trying to use the wordpress app? That is a piece of crap.

  219. I don’t even recognize these Cards.

  220. Not that I know of. True Story, Drink! I know that Cyn will give me a RL tutorial at TiTs 2 that even Oso can understand!

  221. Are you trying to use the wordpress app? That is a piece of crap.

    Utter and complete crap.

  222. DAMMIT

  223. Go with the browser and select for the desk top version. Muoy better.

  224. I think Carson Palmer may have the Jim Kelly gene.

  225. Heah,
    It went fine for 5 weeks. Now its extra finey fine.

    Ill stop crying.
    (Someday)

    Maybe The Cards can come to TITSTOO.
    They will have plenty of time.

  226. Scott knows stuff. STUFF!

  227. Spent the last few days teaching Penelope to run the CNC. Imagine trying to teach your wife how to drive in your new car….. yeah, that much fun. Not divorced yet, so I guess it’s going well.

  228. Root beer batch #2 bottled, carbonating. This time I didn’t use black strap molasses, so it doesn’t taste burnt.

  229. This game is absurd

  230. Arizona Cardinal’s official twitter: https://twitter.com/AZCardinals/status/691441212516110336

  231. heh, ever since Lily was our BBF model, I don’t watch the AT&T commercials the same way. They hide them well, don’t they?

  232. I really like this style of coop design: http://www.backyardchickens.com/a/wichita-cabin-coop

    Not that we would make it with all the expensive materials, but I would mimic just the basic design.

  233. Can the Brazil Olympics be any more farked.

    Rio de Vanerial 2016
    Come for the Brown Water Aquatic Events
    Stay for the Strong Arm Burglery/Rape and debilitating Mosquito Borne Viruses.

    It should be fun. Not Beijing Fun or Sochi fun a bit better than Athens.

    This mssg brought to you by the Olympic Games Commitee
    Keep Fuckin’ That Chicken.

  234. Third World just needs to say no to the Davos Bribes and go all in with DDT.

  235. The fuck is Palmer doing?

  236. Record number of interceptions thrown.

    Sure – why not.

  237. Neat.

  238. Happy Birthday VMan! – I got you a Panthers win for you birthday :)

  239. Happy birthday, vmax!

  240. You are a good friend, Cyn. I hope he sends you a thank you note.

  241. Happiest of BDays, VMax

  242. Happy Birthday, VMax.

  243. That two point conversion was important.

    Now they will go into overtime if AZ scores 3 touchdowns, 3 2 point conversions, and a field goal in the final 6 minutes.

  244. I hate the Campbells soup ad where she throws the phone at her sick husband.

  245. Holy. Shit.

  246. Palmer knows he doesn’t have to throw to the Panthers, right?

  247. GO FOR TWO GO FOR TWO

  248. Wow – it’s like we weren’t even there tonight.

  249. Is anyone else resisting tagging Sean with the creepy Diet Dr Pepper ads?

  250. I give that fan who fell on the field a 7.2. He completely screwed up the landing.

  251. Hehe, Elliot just brought me a ball to the basement, then just walked back upstairs.

    Guess he thought I was bored.

  252. Maybe he thought you were sad.

  253. No damn way

  254. way

  255. That’s one way to get in the record books.

  256. Welp, that was fun.

  257. Carolina’s offense vs Denver’s defense. Should be fun.

  258. Comment by Cyn on January 24, 2016 9:44 pm

    Wow – it’s like we weren’t even there tonight.
    ======

    Somebody had to be there to give the ball to the Panthers…..

  259. Seven turnovers.

    Why not eight?

  260. Congrats on not dying for another year, Vman.

  261. Why not eight?

    Ran out of time.

  262. Ouch.

  263. On a completely non-football-related topic, I watched this last night.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1245492/

    I was expecting it to be kinda meh, but it was actually funny.

  264. It was good. I got hooked on that flick about half way in once and always meant to watch the whole thing – thanks for the reminder.

  265. Trying to decide if I should spray tan for TITs2 or just advise all y’all to wear sunglasses. SQUEEEEE

  266. I will never spray tan

  267. Dan is so disengaged from the Marvel World. I have to esplain everything to Lucy. I’m truly starting to believe I married a DC.

  268. Pun Husky is starting to own the comments.

  269. So nice of the Cardinals…

  270. X Files taking an unexpected turn early. Hmm…

  271. Dan has disparaged the Oso Tiara. Offered to take me back to WDW to get a “Better” one.

  272. Yeah-so happy we could help with that, Jay. Happy.

  273. I’m completely geeking on the XFiles. Love it.

  274. Who is this Molder guy? He’s kinda out there.

  275. Kicks Jay in the Pune. Full Circle!

  276. Comment by osoloco11 on January 24, 2016 10:36 pm

    Trying to decide if I should spray tan for TITs2 or just advise all y’all to wear sunglasses. SQUEEEEE

    Spray tan, hair extensions, bottle blonde, and a “In loving memory: Chuy, 1982-2012” tattoo.

  277. Did anybody call a truce in their prank war with anybody else after finding their car completely filled with gravel today?

  278. Comment by Cyn on January 24, 2016 10:57 pm

    X Files taking an unexpected turn early. Hmm…

    Mulder moved to Miami to open a flower shop with his Cuban “husband”?

  279. Whoa, didn’t expect that.

    But I did expect the end!

  280. That was good.

  281. Finally, a series the H2 can rally around!

  282. I’m lost. I was Netflixing and chilling and my M&Ms were yanked away and I was accused of wanting to die and ruin everything.

  283. Did anybody call a truce in their prank war with anybody else after finding their car completely filled with gravel today?

    While Mr. RFH and I were on our honeymoon, our friends filled my car with styrofoam peanuts. No matter how much I cleaned out the car, more found their way out from under the seats, fifth dimension, who knows. Driving with the windows down was like riding in a popcorn popper. I was finding polar bear turds until the day we sold the car 6 years later.

  284. Long story short. Good night. I really like peanut M&Ms.

  285. Heh, someone put unpopped popcorn in my brother’s heater vents. That was evil.

  286. People on twitter are having a stroke about how awful X Files was. I thought it was great. Completely insane conspiracy theory treated as truth. It’s like being inside Alex Jones’ head.

    I was entertained.

  287. Is it M&M the candy, or some weird oso acronym?

  288. Wait, someone hated the X-Files?

  289. They probably need to be spoonfed. They are lucky they didn’t watch the first season.

  290. Candy. Dan is a tyrant.

  291. Wow, Dan won’t let a diabetic have candy?

    The nerve!

  292. IKR? He puts all the good stuff on top shelves. Evil Dan is evil.

  293. I was really pissed until J’ames made me laugh.

  294. I wish I could go to TITS2, and eat sugar the whole time.

  295. Scully is immortal.

    Seriously, Gillian Anderson hasn’t aged a day.

  296. She looks good, but I dunno about that, b-rad. And I think she looks better with the shoulder-length, redder hair.

  297. Dan stole my stash of M&Ms and you losers are debating about a fake ginger????

  298. I H8 U!!!!

  299. I’m sorry, osita, but this is fucking important.

    http://is.gd/PJx5UD

  300. I H8 U!!!!

    You and Car in should start a club.

  301. re., those people on Twitter who hated The X-Files tonight: They’re full of shit, likely gender confused, probably stoned, and without a doubt Obama/Hillary lemmings.

  302. *munches on peanut m&ms*

  303. Dan didn’t take MY peanut M&Ms.

  304. I’m sorry, osita, but this is fucking important.

    http://tinyurl.com/zq8umkp

  305. Seriously, Gillian Anderson hasn’t aged a day.

    That’s not what I thought on the first shot.

  306. I wasn’t gonna say nothing, J’Ames, but yeah, she looked like Eric Stoltz there.

  307. Jillian has loved her some Botox.

  308. Guys, its not even Monday yet in guam.

    Let the lady bois be.

  309. I mean its monday here already and let the parade begin.

  310. MMM in 3 hours.

  311. Romeo was restless, he was ready to kill
    He jumped out the window ’cause he couldn’t sit still
    Juliet was waiting with a safety net
    He said, “Don’t bury me ’cause I’m not derp yet”


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