Won’t you please help? With your contribution of a squat rack, a pan of cinnamon rolls, a gratis gym membership, or an extra large wet burrito, your gift will allow Lucie Wilde to gain an ass. An ass is a fundamental part of being a porn star, and while Ms Wilde has been given the blessings of a prodigious rack, she’ll never attain the kind of fame that only comes with having both boobs and a substantial backside.
Please don’t allow Ms Wilde to become Ms Milde.
Please consider a monthly gift to help Ms Wilde shake her rump. Sadly, at this moment, Lucie is only able to merely wiggle her bum due to FALOAS (fetal alcohol lack of ass syndrome). Your gift can change all of that. In no time, she’ll be bringing all of the boys to the yard with her milkshake, if only you’d reach deep and deliver the kind of gratitude needed to please Sir Mix A Lot.
Please consider becoming a sustaining member of Lucie Wilde’s ass. Your gift of only $19 per week will give Lucie the training she needs to bob up an down on wieners with the proper ass enhancing form. From a very young age, Ms Wilde has been on her knees, contributing to the lack of ass. With this gift, we’ll give Lucie all of the bum enhancing skills required to finally create an independent, fulfilling, and meaningful ass.
As part of your gift, you’ll receive regular updates from Lucie’s ass, and pictures a few times a year.
Won’t you please help? Tragedies such as Lucie’s ass can be avoided, but only through the contributions you choose to give. Please consider giving now.
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