Game Day, Bitches

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Cheerleader Pic:

Today is the last day to sign up for secrete santa.  No, I didn’t spell it wrong.

264 Comments

  1. If you are going to party all day you have to start early.

  2. Wakey wakey. Don’t make Pupster party alone.

  3. I’m not ready to change my avatard.

  4. DO IT!

  5. This is the worst post of all time.

    What time does the game start and what are we drinking?

  6. Alabama-Auburn and Virginia Tech-Virginia games today. Frank Beamer’s last regular season game as head coach. If VT wins, we might get something like the Weedwacker Bowl. (actually Music City Bowl or Belk Bowl)

  7. Laughed out loud at MJ’s avatar, had to essplain that to Mr. RFH.

  8. http://is.gd/5wNDyw

  9. PSA: Speaking of Columbus, Ohio …. It has some of the finest titty bars in all the land. You’re welcome.

  10. Wait for it.

  11. OMG. I’m dying laughing.

    GND: What is so funny?

    MJ: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

    GND: What is sooooo funny?

    MJ: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

    GND: I don’t care anymore.

    Fin

  12. I B takin my shit to da inefofell.

  13. Kickoff is noon eastern.

    Mrs. Pupster and I take shots of Crown Royal when we are watching the game.

    I’m making game day snacks.

  14. My license expires on Monday. Went to DMV but they cannot renew today because their system that tells legal and illegal aliens apart is not working. US citizens can still renew.

    At least I am glad they are asking non-citizens to come back later, instead of just handing new licenses to them.

  15. But first, I have to fix a leaky sink.

    http://is.gd/nALD9V

  16. http://is.gd/xaHGti

  17. http://is.gd/Tushar_at_the_DMV

  18. He went to JARED!

    http://tinyurl.com/nawrt57

  19. Who the hell puts electrical outlets that close to a faucet?

  20. I’m not watching the game. I might listen to it on the radio while I’m out doing errands.

  21. Scene: Rocking around the Christmas Tree comes on Spotify, mare stands in front of cat and does standing abs, cat looks at me like this:
    http://tinyurl.com/h48wpye

  22. http://is.gd/D1cfyo

  23. I’m not watching the game. anyone want to go to the beach?

  24. *insert “sand in the vagina” joke here*

  25. The RFH Crap Tree is up!

  26. Roll Tide, Roll!

  27. We’re having a strange confluence of turkey cooking and Christmas tree decorating tomorrow. It’s just how it worked out with everyone’s schedules.

  28. Guess I should bring the tree up today. Get these slacker kids to help me put it up.

  29. Yeah! Big panty hulk hands!

  30. I should have used a fresh razor to shave my balls.

  31. My sister who says crazy stuff but is serious said today she looked in the mirror after her shower and thought she looked exactly like Dog the Bounty Hunter…on a good day.

    http://tinyurl.com/h48wpye

  32. *wonders if avatars have the voodoo and turns their owners into them*

    *looks down at gut and festive red panties*

    *cries*

  33. hahahaha, I meant to link this:

    http://tinyurl.com/hkczt32

    but my other one worked too.

  34. Well, at least she has halfway decent hair.

  35. Low scoring game, might have to up the action.

  36. http://is.gd/5Uh2pb

  37. I bet Pups and Mrs. Pups are feeling preeeeeeetty good about now.

  38. I picked up some hanger steaks today. Pretty excited to try that.

  39. I loaded up on half price meat today. Three turkeys, a spiral ham for Christmas, 2 one pound packs of grass fed beef and 2 tubes of sausage for making stuffing. Only the ham was less than half off. I like having a chest freezer in the basement.

  40. Hold my beer and watch this

  41. Nice, Jimbro. I’m trying to use up what’s in the freezer now in preparation for the yearly defrosting.

  42. Whoa, I hope he was wearing his steel-toed boots!

  43. And a reflective belt.

  44. Not much to reflect through all the brick dust he was wearing.

  45. That’s YOUR state, Roamy. Not mine.

  46. http://is.gd/9fgxUX

  47. From what I read, they tried controlled explosives twice before poking it with the trackhoe.

  48. Sez the guy who posted “Roll Tide” on FB. Uh huh.

  49. You’d prefer I root for Auburn?

  50. Don’t care. Mr. RFH’s master’s degree is from Alabama, my godson is currently attending Auburn. Virginia Tech won and is going to a bowl game, so I’m happy.

  51. //shuns Roamy//

    (only for a little bit)

  52. VA tech got beat last night.

    oh, basketball. I blocked out football season.

  53. I really don’t want to go home. I watched isu lose in football from the pool.

  54. We could be Gyros, just for one day.

    Hang in there, Jay.

  55. http://is.gd/V4JQtp

  56. How much gumbo will the TSA let you bring home?

  57. 3 fluid ounces in TSA compliant containers.

  58. http://is.gd/q9JL9v

  59. He should drive home with several gallons.

  60. http://is.gd/mare_as_a_houseguest

  61. That was the craziest catch ever!

  62. Wow

  63. Pretty much, Pupster!

  64. My wife made me buy a PS4 today. I’m not kidding.

    Also, I’ll miss all of you very much.

    *opens Fallout 4*

  65. southwest has 2 checked bags. I should buy a cooler.

  66. Jay, have you had an experience with hanger steaks?

  67. http://is.gd/hanger_steaks_is_code

  68. http://is.gd/wgeM0j

  69. Leon will be back. 100 pounds heavier and divorced, but he’ll eventually beat the game, or lose his job and have the utilities cut off. One or the other.

  70. I had to work today. Game was on in breakroom, but I was too busy to sneak peak at the TV. Millennial clogged the sink in the breakroom. Didn’t realize there was no garbage disposal. Dumbass.

  71. Beating Fallout is like beating legos. Got it for my 16yr old, haven’t seen him since. Hope you got the book to go with it Leon, that game is huge. Any bf4 ps3 players out there?

  72. Half a gig of downloads to prep FO4.

    *eats pint of ice cream while waiting*

  73. I didn’t buy the book. I’ll probably do that this week. I like to spend the first 10-20 hours just poking around.

  74. Peek. HS/d

  75. Has never owned a gaming console.

  76. blerg

  77. Leon’s house, sometime in the future.

  78. I bought an Xbox 360 in 2011 when I returned from Afghanistan. Before that I bought a used PS2 console back in 2008. I may buy another console at some point in 2017-2018, but it’s unlikely.

  79. Greetings, rival bitters.

  80. Should I brave the cold and snow to go to the gym? Hmmmm…

  81. Our Wii is the last gaming console we purchased. Haven’t played in years. I don’t play games on my phone either.

  82. I have maybe eight games for my Xbox. I’ve beaten most of them. I bought it solely so I could play Skyrim.

  83. We had Pong in the 70s. Followed by Atari. Dan had a Nintendo when we met. We were pretty competitive. Life happened. I have little to no hand/eye co-ordination. The games passed me by. I can barely use all the remotes. Get off my lawn.

  84. Someone is coming to pick up the ducks. YEA!. I mean they’re cute and all but very messy and need a lot of care over the winter. They’re not even very friendly.

  85. Chicken care just got cut in HALF.

  86. Comment by xbradtc on November 28, 2015 7:27 pm
    Has never owned a gaming console.

    —–

    How you doin’?

  87. I really need to learn about chicken care. I want to. No time. Maybe before Spring. I doubt it. But dang would I love to have those great eggs and fertilizer.

  88. My pet peeve as a retail flunky, is playing the M game. It is the parent’s responsibility to monitor their special snowflake and online gaming. I’m crabby. Meh. Had to work the electronics designated register for Black Friday. WalMart/Sam’s register asks if customer is over 18. Done. At Target, we would have to enter a birthday from an ID. We STILL get assholes that want refunds on games for being too violent. Not as bad at the Club. WTF did the idiots think M for Mature Content meant? Meh. I said MEH

  89. I have a PS2 that I haven’t touched in at least five years. Other than that, I play a couple of games on my Kindle and with your mom.

  90. Lauraw- when you’re ready I’ll just send you Erin. She show you everything you need to know.

    She’s mad at me about the ducks . Whatever.

  91. This must be why I work on Saturday night. It’s dead around here. At my house too. WTF?

  92. It would have been funny if Leon showed up for the ducks.

    Leon dropped the ball.

  93. Let me guess, the ducks are going to go live on a farm?

  94. Wth happened there? I used my phone for the 8:27 comment and it’s got my old avartard. I changed it … they should be the same. WEIRD.

  95. ACTUALLY… the person says they want the ducks for their pond and they’re not going to eat them.

    I choose to believe ’em.

    Don’t be haters.

  96. the ducks should be happier. They don’t like my lake (it’s too big – runner ducks can’t fly so they’re ascair’t of big lakes). But they love water. I can’t keep the kiddie pool filled to keep them happy – especially in the winter.

    They will be happier. If they only realize they’re ducks on not chickens.

    *cringes

    They think they’re chickens.

  97. Some of us are watching NCAA football on rivalry Saturday. Saturday night is usually light here. Blah blah family night

  98. the ducks make a HUUUGE mess in the chicken coop and use up all the water every day. The get it in their bills and then spread it on their wings. Basically going through the HUGE water thing I have every day. And – of course – it goes from their wings ONTO the wood shavings – which then turn into a goopy mess.

    They’re cute – but they’re a hazard to the chickens in the winter.

  99. Stop being cisducknormative, C arin.

  100. Sean has it exactly right. They are transchickens. And to complete the whole picture – the ducks have tried to “get busy” with the chickens.

    *so disturbing.

  101. Car in’s ducks are species fluid?

  102. 💩 Refresh always

  103. We should see who can write the best poem about Car in’s ducks.

  104. Had to work the electronics designated register for Black Friday.

    http://is.gd/h23ZNu

  105. Could be dangerous. Limerick with ducks, sucks, and ….tucks.

  106. So you sent the ducks away because you’re disturbed by their fowl miscegenation.

    That’s Raaaycist.

  107. Gay Ducks in winter
    Too much for special chickens
    Take it to Frisco

  108. Pupster, I do better with Members than co-workers. That being said, rough day with people getting on my nerves. Close talker, low talker was there again today. With her asshole grandkids that seem to be every bit as brain donorish as grandma.

  109. I have eaten
    the ducks
    that were in
    the pond

    and which
    you were probably
    giving
    to someone

    Forgive me
    they were delicious
    except for
    the feathers

  110. I don’t envy your job, Oso. I don’t think I’d last too long in retail.

  111. Flapping their wet wings
    Car in’s ducks do not fly high
    But they fuck chickens

  112. Pupster isn’t good with members.

  113. Winter wind blows soft
    I want a trestle table
    I just might build one

  114. Comment by xbradtc on November 28, 2015 7:27 pm
    Has never owned a gaming console.

    —–

    How you doin’?
    ————–
    Hang on, Mare. I’m busy playing World of Warships on my laptop.

  115. Snow falls on my roof
    I need Christmas avatard
    Where can I find one?

  116. There once were some ducks in Lapeer
    Who Carin made all disappear
    Though Erin got mad
    Carin couldn’t be sad
    About dumping those ducks who were queer

  117. The ducks met Sean’s Penis and had to go stay with their aunt for a few months.

  118. CoAlex, I use files from my FB profile pics

  119. Oso, I need to find an appropriately Christmasy picture.

    Mrs. Claus getting spanked, elves snorting lines of snow, something like that.

  120. Talk to Jimbro. I think he was scouring that part of the interwebs for his pic 👊🏻

  121. Here you go Alex

    http://is.gd/dB1NOU

  122. Thanks, Jimbro!

  123. Sweet!

  124. Cousin Eddie FTW!!!

  125. Speak, Muse, and tell of Carin’s pond and ducks
    Winter-bound, their quacks she cannot abide
    Their feathered antics trouble her inside
    Though she appear placid, not giving fucks.
    But now, what trouble, what frenetic clucks
    Come from our lady’s coop just yon, outside?
    The mallard, dizzy bird, hates his own hide!
    Adopting chick’ny attributes–Aw, shucks!
    This will not do! ‘Twill rile the Leetle Yerry
    And spook the layers from their contentment.
    What, our Michigander wonders, shall I do?
    Anon to a farm for trans-queer birdie-fairies
    Shall kind Carin’s questioning fowl be sent
    Ending the quandary without further ado!

  126. Somebody better put that shit up on the fucking fridge.

  127. Jeeze. You win.

  128. Kids were playing Super Smash Brothers on the Wii yesterday.

  129. Sean wins.

  130. Extra points for the Little Jerry reference.

  131. *slow clap for Sean*

    That was fucking beautiful.

  132. That was beautiful, Sean.

  133. Someone needs to read this at TITS 2. Preferably while standing on a table. In public.

  134. Watch this vid from MEMRI about Oblabla on “Climate Change” on Egyptian TV. These guys are cracking-up!
    “He’s on drugs!”

    http://tinyurl.com/mbvnr9j

  135. That (and a job at a driving range) is what an English degree will get you.

  136. Someone needs to read this at TITS 2. Preferably while standing on a table. In public.
    Wearing a kilt…

  137. We needz poetry tab.

  138. (The Vid is a joke, but a good one!.)

  139. Am I the only one reading Sean’s poem as Richard Burton? Any Branagh’s?

  140. Lawrence Olivier.

  141. I was more Bill Murray as Burton in Scrooged. I was waiting for the Olivier. Thanks, Roamy.

  142. Alvin the Chipmunk

  143. Which in a convoluted way reminds me that tomorrow would be a good day to watch A Muppet Christmas Carol. Rocketboy is headed back to school, and I’m going to need to either keep busy or have some comedy lined up.

  144. Alvin the Chipmunk

    **marks the calendar**

  145. **bows modestly**

  146. *Removes cap*

    That was very well put, Sean M.

    *pre-enrolls children at Staynford U*

  147. Did anybody threaten to cut anybody else if they served another meal made with turkey leftovers today?

  148. I had chicken parmesan today. Haven’t touched the leftover turkey yet.

  149. Alone between the sheets
    Only brings exasperation
    It’s time to walk the streets
    Derp the desperation

  150. http://is.gd/YHuA3K

  151. I thought the death spiral was going to take longer, like 5-10 years longer.
    http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-blue-cross-ppo-1129-biz-20151127-story.html

  152. wakey wakey

  153. Ann of Ann’s Deli passed away.

  154. Health insurance – Roamy – pay through the nose FOR NOTHING.

    Thanks obama.

  155. I asked one of my most useless young slacker coworkers (actually a pretty bright guy, just useless) what he’s majoring in at school and he said “either journalism or education.” He can’t decide.

    Aren’t journo jobs pretty much nearly-unpaid slavery for years and years until you can land a decent gig? Gigs which are declining in number and have been for some time? I think our local newspaper laid off everybody a few years back and now the janitor writes the paper from home. It’s four pages long and they still shrank the size of each page to save paper.

    I told him that most of the journos I have known were fucktarded and got everything wrong all the time. I hope this is good advice that will guide the young snapper. I don’t really care, but it would be cool to get it right.

  156. A friend of mine has a son going to college to be a “sports writer”. humn ….

    When I raised questioned – she said that he was going to be ok because he already has a foot in the door writing for a Michigan sports paper.

    Which he does for free.

    *cough

  157. Plan for today –
    Give away ducks
    Daughter to indoor soccer
    clean chicken coop
    workout
    Dinner
    Movie???

  158. Are you sure nursing is what you want to do, LW? You should consider Career Counseling.

  159. “Comment by Car in on November 29, 2015 8:07 am

    Plan for today –
    Give away ducks
    Daughter to indoor soccer
    clean chicken coop
    workout
    Dinner
    Movie???”

    not a very good poem –
    needs some work

    you should send it to sean for editing

  160. If he really wants to write, he would be better off as a tech writer. I know four, and they all make a decent salary.

    I’m really grateful Rocketboy knows what he wants to do. He picked his classes for next semester – aero design, aero structures, linear algebra (waves at CoAlex), electrical circuits, machine dynamics, and jazz band.

  161. no offense

  162. http://is.gd/HJx8lY

  163. Plan For Today

    Give away
    ducks?
    Daughter to ……
    indoor
    soccer

    clean chicken coop
    workout
    Dinner
    Movie

    (it just needed new spacing)

  164. http://is.gd/HJx8lY

    lol

  165. Car in, if you missed Sean’s poem you need to scroll up.

  166. I read it out loud last night to Pat.

  167. http://is.gd/wlaK0J

  168. Ok – ducks got picked up. The guy is a duck fanatic. He’s got some runner ducks already and wants more – he wants the Mallard kind. The ducks will be living in a protected area with a pond and a house.

    I think they also will have a hot tub and cable tv.

  169. Kids are mad at me.

  170. Sean’s a poet and don’t know it.

    Or he does, whatever. He’s good.

  171. I made three different kinds of Christmas cookies yesterday. I made a crack about gorilla cookies this morning, and the kids didn’t get it. Yay for Youtube.

  172. That’s too racist for today.

  173. http://is.gd/nErL8I

  174. [i]Comment by Car in on November 29, 2015 9:48 am

    Kids are mad at me.
    [/i]

    Of course they are. Those damn ducks got a hot tub and cable TV.

  175. My mom’s friend has a son who is at K-state. He was going to study architecture, but is now switched to business. I decided to keep my mouth shut because my mother asked for a “no drama” Thanksgiving.

  176. Was the duck guy Asian?

  177. Or Puerto Rican?

  178. http://is.gd/rBQQmA

  179. Hanger Steaks

    Sorry, didn’t see this til now. I have not cooked with them by themselves, only for fajitas, but if Kenji likes them, they must be good.

    http://www.seriouseats.com/2012/05/the-best-inexpensive-steak-for-the-grill-hanger-steak-hangar.html

    Looks like the same process as a filet.

  180. If the guy said anything about confit, that doesn’t mean hot tub.

  181. http://is.gd/Sc8Y34

  182. Watching Timeline for the trebuchets flinging flaming projectiles, wondering if Mr. RFH is getting ideas from this.

  183. Pupster, people on twitter were asking if the cop had any eligibility left.

  184. I feel dumber the more of that article I read.

  185. It makes me feel cheap.

  186. Making you feel cheap is our job!

  187. So it is a cult.

  188. Hanger steak looks like a challenge to cook, but if it’s cooked right it’s amazing. It was only $4.50/lb so I had to try it.

  189. The article was just kind of stupid. Crossfit is sort of unlike other gyms – but there is nothing magical about the workout that makes it so. It is simply smaller – and since the manner in which the workouts are constructed – everyone can workout together – from VERY in shape to pretty out of shape. That’s the big difference. In other gyms – you get the cliques of super in shape people ignoring the lesser mortals kind of thing.

  190. Y’all are not too chatty today. I didn’t know MJ had a cat.

    http://is.gd/2nkjU3

  191. If someone says that the gym is their church, I immediately assume that they’re narcissists.

  192. And everyone knows that Rippetoe is the way, the truth, and the light. Crossfit is a false savior.

  193. Eh. There are many false messiahs in fitness. The thing that succeeds in whatever 1) you continue to do and 2) you see results that you seek. Weight loss or gain or gains in strength.

  194. http://is.gd/C6W5Cd

  195. Eh. There are many false messiahs in fitness. The thing that succeeds in whatever 1) you continue to do and 2) you see results that you seek. Weight loss or gain or gains in strength.

    Very true. And most people aren’t looking for six-pack abs and a sub-6:00 mile. They’re looking to fit into their dress for the wedding, or to be able to haul groceries up three flights of stairs without getting winded, or just live life. Whatever works… do that. To hell with all the rest.

    I was just trying to poke fun at all the drama from some quarters over this. Instapundit, for example, drank the Rippetoe Kool-Aid years ago and won’t shut up about it.

  196. Pretty sweet, Pups. Love Dark Disney

  197. Yes. YOu are right. I mean – I GET it. I do. you see so many people in the gym spinning their wheels. I like to thing that people who are fanatical about whatever – are doing so because of that. They were PROBABLY one of them at some point. Then they become nazis.

    It’s like ex- runners. OMG – DO NOT RUN IT’S THE WORST THING EVER.

    STFU.

  198. Here’s a story for CoAl.

    There is this REALLY nice family that comes in together every Saturday. Mom dad two grown boys (young twenties). The one always brings his girlfriend/wife (fiancee – I’m not sure). The other – EVERYONE was convinced he was gay. I mean we just didn’t speculate. It was just “Oh he’s obviously gay” kind of thing.

    Well … he started coming in (to the bar ) every Saturday with this chick. EVERY saturday. They have a few drinks/munchies then go to the movies. Coley (the lesbian I work with) – the first time she saw them together asked me WTF was up and didn’t he know he was gay? Didn’t SHE know? Should we TELL her? Even the gay bartender (who doesn’t work there anymore ) thought I was lying.

    Anyway – they’re a cute couple and perhaps his gay demeanor (speach/mannerism/ well dressed/attractive) is why he couldn’t meet women IRL?

    So here’s the punchline – they met on a dating website! They are so perfectly matched – always off doing fun things.

    So many people claim they can’t find someone similar – so here’s a plug for the internet thing. I suppose you probably have to sift through a lot though.

  199. I see what Pups was trying to do:

    http://tinyurl.com/zxoca23

  200. OHMYGOSH…That’s $20 worth of popcorn!

    http://tinyurl.com/np7pupu

  201. Keep scrolling:

    http://tinyurl.com/qgomwtg

  202. Car in,

    I’ve been on dating websites for the past two years. No joy. The only women who are interested are single moms, which is a deal-breaker.

  203. I know that is a sticking point for you. But they can’t all be bad. They did choose life.

  204. Maybe we should review your profile for you.

    *snickers

  205. Wait – why don’t we just write a new one for you?

  206. I would KILL to read CoAlex’s profile.

    *hands kill list to car in

  207. Unfortunately most who already have kids don’t want any more.

    I want kids of my own. I’d make a horrible stepfather.

  208. Guy at work specializes in the single moms. Major creep. IMHO he’s worse than the single guys that had a competition to see who could hook up with the most chicks at Sam’s. $20 story: I wasn’t supposed to FB any co-workers. Dan H8s people knowing his business. Started getting friend requests. Dan has approval. He started friending a few guys. FF…he is now getting friend requests from single moms we work with. I’m not. Somehow it is my fault weirdos are talking to him.

  209. Who the heck has knives this sharp?

    http://is.gd/StS1UI

    I just trimmed two and it took 45 minutes.

  210. The single moms I know all want more. They want to do it the right way now though. BUt they definitely want more.

  211. I think you sell yourself short Colex, but I’ve been out of circulation for more than 20 years so wtf do I know.

    I dated a single mom who was a total psycho hose beast, I thought she would have appreciated being treated nice and with respect.

    *BZZZZZZZZT*

    She wanted to hurt anybody who showed her compassion and caring. I enjoyed spending a little time with her daughter, but I shudder to think how that train wreck turned out.

  212. When I think of all the single moms out there and their stupid decisions it makes me sick for the kids.

    It starts a spiral of shitacular events.

  213. Come to think of it, I dated 2 single moms before I was tranq-darted by Mrs. Pupster. Second Mom didn’t trust anybody, I never met her son. The “father” broke her heart and her boy was completely confused by her dating, I could only see her when her son wasn’t around. Too bad, she was smart as heck, tiger mom big time. I wasn’t ready for her at the time.

  214. Dan and I are still laughing about Gorilla Cookies. What a blast from the past. Agreed that Redd Foxx and Moms Mabley would never be on modern TV.

  215. I H8 when mi familia posts political or Catholic stuff on FB. They are sofa king nutz

  216. That hanger steak guy didn’t seem to mind how much good meat he trimmed off with the fat. That’ll make it go faster, but yeah, what a knife.

    I’ve seen kitchen knives sharpened with the same series of stones used for men’s straight razors — it’s a mini-science.

  217. I just trimmed two and it took 45 minutes.

    He is carving off a lot of meat in that video, it seems wasteful.

  218. *tackle-hugs Lipstick*

    http://is.gd/RsqWvz

  219. PUPPEH!!! (I kept watching that gif for the sheer delight of seeing the velocity of that little puppy’s tail wag.)

  220. FiL used to love sharpening knives. He kept them so sharp, MiL had to keep them in sleeves. I still think Dan shouldn’t garage sale his dad’s tools. My FiL was a wee bit of a hoarder. His father helped build and maintain the original rides at Elitch Gardens in Denver.

  221. Bubba’s gonna have some good scraps tonight.

  222. I may start a new drinking game. It’s for people who read the news.

    Take a drink: When you read a headline…because you’re going to need it.

  223. OMG these are good. Best tasting steak out there.

    They are a pain in the butt but they cost half as much.

  224. That meat place is located about 2 miles away from where I grew up.

    http://www.southshoremeatsonline.com/

  225. Every headline? That’s worse than TFG Bingo. Close, but a wee bit worse.

  226. Scott, how did you season it?

  227. Why won’t John McCain go the eff away?

    “Oh, I think it has an interesting effect of turning Muslims all over the world against the United States of America, which is 99.44 percent people who practice an honorable religion,” the Arizona senator said of Trump on CBS’s “Face the Nation” on Sunday.

    A) They were already “turned against us”.
    B) It’s a shit religion it’s not honorable at all.
    C) STFU
    D) Hey, McCain, you senile POS, where are those 99.44% protesting the terrorism perpetrated by Muslims?
    E) STFU

  228. I didn’t. I lightly salted an hour or so before cooking.

    That’s all I ever do for steaks.

  229. That’s what my husband does.

  230. Heh. I just left it at STFU Juan.

  231. From the amazing ribs guy’s advice.

  232. Heh. I just left it at STFU Juan.

    —–

    hahahahaha

  233. So weird, Hauska is an amazing kicker and has missed 3 in two weeks.

  234. Make stock with the scraps?

  235. Putin links Erdogan’s son to financing Daesh. Turkey is still part of NATO even though they are no longer secular in reality, just name. WTF am I rooting for fucking PUTIN over NATO? He is a murderer and a nationalist.

  236. These scraps got chucked, only because we have several pounds of beef fat in the freezer.

  237. These hangar steaks are giving my beloved NY strips a challenge for the #1 spot. Very beefy flavor, and cheaper than strip.

    Scott found them to be a pain to grill (especially the first time), but I think they might make excellent quick frying-pan steak, which would put them right in my wheelhouse.

  238. MMMM, what did you have with them?

    *hungry, looking for ideas*

  239. if it wasn’t for pork, beef would be my favorite. Sorry, Jew. Sorry, Tush.

  240. I swear I just heard a five-year-old walk by and mutter “Turn down for what?” in his little five-year-old voice.

  241. heh. Co-worker has an almost 2 yr old that has started with the “Whatever” followed by the eye-roll.

  242. Hey beasnes…

    //platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

  243. That IS an epic selfie.

  244. Mare, my favorite headline game used to be Name the Party followed by Name That State. Stoopid #FlMan ruined that one.

  245. That eagle could rip their throat out. But, evidently, decided to keep it real.

  246. Comment by osoloco11 on November 29, 2015 7:40 pm
    Mare, my favorite headline game used to be Name the Party followed by Name That State. Stoopid #FlMan ruined that one.

    Heh, I don’t do enough party games.

  247. http://is.gd/Mz3nht

  248. Name The Party is a scam. If it isn’t in the headline, it is ALWAYS D-rat.

  249. beso dog looks like a Chiweenie.

  250. Do you even FREEDOM, Bro?

  251. I really use to like the Steelers coach until I heard him rant on some racism bullshit, can’t remember what bullshit it was.

    Uh, buddy, you’re the coach of a major NFL franchise, your non black fans adore you too. You’re making millions and wherever you go in Pittsburg and wherever you’re recognized you get free drinks and food. I bet your kids go to excellent schools and you live in a wonderful neighborhood. And don’t be surprised if white guys love your daughters just because they’re neat girls.

    Again, STFU.

  252. Cute nativity, Pupster.

  253. The Steeler owners are even bigger douchebags. Bing the Rooney Rule. Fucker is the Ambassador to Ireland. Mike Tomlin is a tool

  254. The single moms I know all want more. They want to do it the right way now though. BUt they definitely want more.

    I can’t imagine what it’s like for their first kids. “I was the mistake, but mom learned her lesson and later got the family that she wanted.”

  255. I know (pretty well) Russell Wilson’s agent. Wilson’s “Guy Friday” is his agent’s son who went to school with my daughter and who competed with my daughter for all academic and sports accolades until 6th grade wherein she changed schools. Nice Catholic family. His agent (my friend) also has the Sy Young award winner this year. He specializes in 2 sport athletes. (Russell Wilson was drafted for baseball).

    Oh, look, 20 dollars.

  256. Pupster, he needs three filled shot glasses as well, in order to complete it.

  257. Wilson is a good guy. Almost Tebowesque. H8Rs are after him.

  258. We had beef, with beef, LD. Sides/ veg are my responsibility, and I worked all day today.

  259. However if you are looking for ideas, I highly recommend zucchini slices sauteed very quickly (so they remain crisp) in brown butter and garlic.

  260. New postestses.

  261. Hey beasnes…

    Oh hey, that is pretty cool. I hope the bird’s leg wasn’t hurt.

  262. Yeah, my inside scoop has been 100% positive about him. He’s a good guy and is SERIOUS about his Seattle pediatric hospital visits. (Which are highlighted on twitter.)

    I have to admit I’m curious about his divorce. What I’ve read about Golden Tate being with his wife seems to be a sham. Everyone mentioned has denied involvement.

    He is dating Ciara, who is an incredible beauty with a VERY young child. She’s kind of a run-a-round and yet they’ve made it public they are waiting until marriage. Courageous for a stud athlete with a hot girlfriend.

    We’ll see.

    But, honestly I’m rooting for them.


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