Wire At Sea

The sublime James Jean.

b.1979 Taiwan

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[Cyn Edit: Click on the santa below to take you to the sign up poat for Secret Santa 2015!]


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James Jean was raised in New York and attended The School of Visual Arts.

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  1. See ye in AZ.

  2. nice –

    he’s got the whole Masque of the Red Death thing going on.
    Must be a Poe fan

  3. like the marching band

  4. why don’t we do the up and down twinkles anymore?
    they get banned?

  5. Good morrow, Jam.

    Good night, Jam.

  6. nitey nite El Chumpinator!

  7. http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2015/11/16/as-gop-governors-announce-they-wont-take-refugees-shep-smith-delivers-this-90-second-message/

    shemp smith is a putz –
    he’s as mentally unbalanced as the rest of the suicidal leftists that make up the current bunch of talking heads….

    i feel soiled just having listened to his vomit –

    fuck him, his cadre, and the diseased dildos they pranced in with

  8. Finally an artist I’ve heard of before! He is a cover artist for a great comic that just finished its run at #150. Fables is a reinterpretation of fairy tales as if they occurred in modern times. Great concept but eventually got bogged down by the complicated plot.


  9. Busy days this week with a weird schedule.

    workie workie

  10. Independent Journal (ijreview) now blocked at work. Huh.

  11. ” Allah has no son, and does not love. He commands obedience and punishes the disobedient. He has never walked among men nor shared their pain. He is not the God of Abraham and Isaac, Moses and Isaiah, and he is not God the Father of Jesus and adoptive father of mankind. Muslims are the way they are because they’ve been lied to about who God is and what he wants for them and for their lives, and they cannot see it for the deceit the Devil planted at the heart of their faith.”


    And when Christians follow the example of Christ – well – they could be guided by no better? right? Muslims who look at Mohammed ‘s life and strive to follow HIS example? Islamists.

  12. nice take down by hemmer:


  13. oh course the g20 circle jerk and paris attack were a perfect venue for teh won to poke a finger in the eye of the French Colonialist Racists –

    he at least is consistent

  14. Let’s see if Shep Smith would be willing to house all 10000 or so on Manhattan.

  15. Some say drugs do great things for artists. I’m not so sure.

  16. Potential Tits2 activity?


  17. Independent Journal (ijreview) now blocked at work. Huh.

    Probably not good for the Muslim outreach.

  18. Shep will house all the young boys, I’m sure.

  19. I saw those elephant ones once when I dropped acid. Thanks for the flashback, Chumporooski!

    Also, poatsy updated for Secret Santa Signup linky.

  20. Colonial rule was better than the local variety nearly everywhere it was done. Without the French there are no hospitals or schools in Mali.

  21. https://coloradoalex.wordpress.com/2015/11/13/zentangle/

    The latest assignment for my drawing class.

  22. Flights to Ariz at the end of Feb start at around $500.

  23. Baby and I are watching whales. I’m trying to ignore Stephen Fry as narrator.

  24. Carin, just sell one of your children.

  25. If I fly out of Detroit I save $100. But add in the (exorbitant ) price of parking for the weekend.

  26. I could wrangle getting work to send me out to the Arizona Proving grounds around then, but I don’t want to travel and I might be out by then.

  27. I’m thinking drugs may be involved in this art.

  28. Carin, if you can go, you can park at my place and I’ll shuttle you to/from. I’m about 10 minutes away.

  29. Yea I can’t really see me having that much extra $$ lying around. Add in room etc. Last time I drove (gas for my car was NOTHING) and I shared a room with Lauraw.

  30. Jimbro, as soon as I saw these drawings, I thought they reminded me of Manga in some way, juse more elaborate. Guess I wasn’t too far off.
    And Car in, that quote on Islam vs. Christianity was dead on.

  31. It was Leon’s from the last thread. I saw it yesterday right before I went work.

  32. It’s really nice outside in AZ, Car in.

  33. Are they homeless friendly?

  34. So now we’re supposed to feel sorry for Charlie Sheen?

    This country is insane. And stupid.

  35. Sleeping baby. We’re on dolphins now.

  36. Sheen says he didn’t get it from drug use? So that leaves sex. And they say HIV transmission through heterosexual sex (woman to man) is very low.

    THat leaves one option.

  37. And Car in, that quote on Islam vs. Christianity was dead on.

    Thanks Tex. It was an epiphany I had while praying the Rosary (joyful mysteries, nativity decade). Might not be an original thought, but that’s when it occurred to me.

  38. So it seems we didn’t want the jews before WWII. Can we see some pie charts for the number of people they mass murdered, raped, and beheaded?

    Thanks in advance.


  39. From what I’ve read, FDR was only slightly less of an anti-semite than Hitler. If he’d had a large existing population to blame for the Great Depression, I shudder to think what might have been done here.

  40. If the Syrians were Copts this would be a very, very different discussion and that should be obvious to any non-idiots.

  41. Of course at the time the US population in general just wanted to stay out of world affairs. So … not shocking. In addition – the world had NO IDEA what Hitler was doing/ had in mind.

    The irony – of course – is that all these journalists desiring to make comparisons to the Holocaust could give a shit about the Jews in Israel right now.

    And basically seem immune to the fact that the Moooolems were big supporters of Hitler’s plans. And that Mein Kampf is still a big seller in the ME.

  42. Carin, you are still welcome to come meet the baby and visit at some point even if you don’t need to park here for TITS2.

  43. Jews vs Muslims… time and expense on welfare.

    You be the judge.

  44. Carin’s right. The sentiment expressed is likely more “leave us out of it, we have enough problems with the Depression and the Dust Bowl” than “we hate da jooooos”.

  45. Too bad none of the rest of us are invited.

    *runs out of blog

    *slams door

  46. Jay, she’s a hour away, and you’re in the hellhole that is Iowa.

    Anyone who wants to make the trek is welcome, I just feel like she deserves the reminder since it’s less of a journey. Hotspur too, but he’s been busy moving to Bagofdicksboro.

  47. I flew into Detroit once. ONCE!!!

  48. I do need to make the trek down. As soon as I finish painting the nursery …

    wait. Wut? I didn’t say that.

  49. Seriously though. I need to figure it out. Probably not until we solve our car problem.

  50. Carin get to work! We need more tax money for the “refugees”.

  51. I do need to make the trek down. As soon as I finish painting the nursery …


  52. Seriously though. I need to figure it out. Probably not until we solve our car problem.

    I figured. No rush, but she’s starting to grow out of her 3mos outfits.

  53. *boxes away 3 mos outfits

    *fills closet with 3-6 and the smaller 6-9 mo outfits.

    No worries. I’m all set.

  54. Oh, crap, I agree with John McCain, I need to think this through:

    Of the president’s reluctance to send U.S. ground troops, McCain said: “You can fight them there, or you can fight them here. That’s your choice now. That’s your choice. And obviously the president wants to fight them here.”

  55. Well, we will save on gas if we fight them here. So there’s that.

    Climate Change FTW!

  56. If we fight them here, it will likely be after Obama’s term.

    He couldn’t care less.

  57. We will fight them on the golf courses, we will fight them in the faculty lounges, we will fight them in Whole Foods.

  58. What is a good thing to send a co-worker in the hospital recovering from back surgery, in a lot of pain?

  59. We had a pretty stable place to fight them in the ME and Obama effed that up. It was called Iraq.

    Obama needs to address his “rationale” to the troops who’ve lost lives and limbs in Iraq.

  60. Good food.

  61. A stash of oxycodon?

    A kindle card?

    Favorite chocolate?

    A card saying what an awesome person they are and how much you miss them at the office (go ahead and lie on this one)?

  62. Ear plugs and eye cover so they can actually get some sleep in a hospital?

  63. That would be good.

  64. A Hooker is always nice.

  65. Chumpo is a good friend to have.

  66. I have just enough time to eat while she naps.

    Bacon, eggs, olives, iced tea.

  67. http://www.techrepublic.com/article/why-ford-is-shifting-its-focus-from-cars-to-mobility/

    We’re f*cked. Ford makes cars. This is McDonald’s making salads all over again.

  68. Cruise AND Kilmer back for Top Gun 2


  69. Iceman’s new call-sign is “Twinkie”.

  70. “Polar Bear”

  71. “Walrus”

  72. “I hear you B-List!! Come around to 225 mk 7 and I’ll get you an agent.”

  73. Jay. I’ll help you put the lights up this year.

  74. Send them a tablet and Netflix subscription, and morphine.

  75. Woohoo, temp shot up to 40, of course there’s a 20-25mph wind, so it still sucks outside.

  76. There was a minute of silence on ISS yesterday for Paris, which was nice, but at the end of it, I thought Scott Kelly had lost his mind, talking about fighting against all that is right. Press release fixed his quote.

  77. Comment by Mr Chumpo on November 17, 2015 12:38 pm

    A Hooker is always nice.

    Charlie Sheen is in the hospital?

  78. Ixnay on the oodfay unless it’s something that they can eat later on at home when they feel better. After back surgery the urge to eat is diminished and your first crap is like birthing twins simultaneously. Or so I’ve heard.

  79. Painkillers ruin my ability to enjoy food.

  80. If they’ve had surgery chances are they have to eat before they are released. Hospital food makes it mighty hard to do that.

  81. So you’re saying a big pack of bran muffins isn’t a good idea?

  82. I finished last year’s season of Homeland last night.


    It was very depressing watching us get our asses totally handed to us.

  83. Cat is out of the bag, now!


    Like that’s the only thing he’s shitty at.

    Also, the wasted fuck is just as delusional about his physical skills as he is about the rest of the whole enchilada.

  84. Another view of Obama’s Basketball Prowess

  85. Obama’s the weak link all right …

  86. Comment by Jay in Ames on November 17, 2015 3:27 pm

    So you’re saying a big pack of bran muffins isn’t a good idea?

    Have someone smuggle in a couple of tacos from the greasy Mexican place down the road.

  87. In ten years the left will try to claim that Obama was actually a conservative, they’ll be so embarrassed by him.

  88. Jay, I think think that story might be crap. Drudge ran the headline for a while and then pulled it.

  89. Interesting, since Merkel was supposed to be there.

  90. NBC Nightly News ‏@NBCNightlyNews 24m24 minutes ago
    Interior minister: Despite reports, no explosives were found in an ambulance at Hannover Stadium in Germany amid security situation.

  91. I think they got some solid intelligence that something was going to happen. Rumors started flying and crap got published.

  92. Those poor hooligans…

  93. In ten years the left will try to claim that Obama was actually a conservative, they’ll be so embarrassed by him.

    According to many on the Bernie-Warren-Marx left, he’s supposedly right-of-center.

  94. So what is the next president of the US going to do when Putin plops down a giant army and air force base in the middle of Syria in order to police the rubble that they have created? And in doing so, starts influencing the behavior of other countries in the region as to what, when, and where, they’re to sell their oil.

    I already know what Teleprompter Jesus would do……declare victory and go hit 18.

  95. From a link at instapundit. It would be fucking funny if it weren’t so fucking sad and true. Regarding the battle of narratives between the left and the islamic terrorists:

    Even worse, those on the regressive left, in their endless capacity for masochism and self-loathing, have attempted to shift blame inwardly on themselves, denying the terrorists even the satisfaction of claiming responsibility.

    It’s like a bad Monty Python sketch:

    “We did this because our holy texts exhort us to to do it.”

    “No you didn’t.”

    “Wait, what? Yes we did…”

    “No, this has nothing to do with religion. You guys are just using religion as a front for social and geopolitical reasons.”

    “WHAT!? Did you even read our official statement? We give explicit Quranic justification. This is jihad, a holy crusade against pagans, blasphemers, and disbelievers.”

    “No, this is definitely not a Muslim thing. You guys are not true Muslims, and you defame a great religion by saying so.”

    “Huh!? Who are you to tell us we’re not true Muslims!? Islam is literally at the core of everything we do, and we have implemented the truest most literal and honest interpretation of its founding texts. It is our very reason for being.”

    “Nope. We created you. We installed a social and economic system that alienates and disenfranchises you, and that’s why you did this. We’re sorry.”

    “What? Why are you apologizing? We just slaughtered you mercilessly in the streets. We targeted unwitting civilians – disenfranchisement doesn’t even enter into it!”

    “Listen, it’s our fault. We don’t blame you for feeling unwelcome and lashing out.”

    “Seriously, stop taking credit for this! We worked really hard to pull this off, and we’re not going to let you take it away from us.”

    “No, we nourished your extremism. We accept full blame.”

    “OMG, how many people do we have to kill around here to finally get our message across?”

  96. PD, it’s so true, even when ISIS officially states that they did something for Islam, the left WILL NOT let them take responsibility.


  97. Weird. Ace is linked at Real Clear Politics.

  98. Is that an indictment of the times or of Ace?

  99. Leon, how many pull ups have you done today.

    And by pull ups I mean thought about doing pull ups but ate a spoonful of ice cream instead.

  100. H3?

  101. Twitter

  102. We’re in the Space Age now. H2000

  103. *appears in a puff of black smoke*

    *looks around*

    *disappears in a puff of green smoke*

  104. Did anybody desperately try to avoid anybody else because of their unfortunate combination of motormouth and low-talking today?

  105. Our DC used to be in AZ. A few years ago, our DC was switched to Wyoming. Busiest time of the year for grocery…SNOW and high winds have closed I25. Yay?

  106. *looks around*


  107. Dan just got a call from work. The DC wanted to know if they sent too many spiral cut hams. Truck still isn’t here.

  108. HAM HIJACK!

    Speaking of which, I hope Jewstin checks in soon. I get nervous that he’s trapped under some old fat sow.

  109. *waits for it*

  110. I thought he was gay?

  111. Jajaja

  112. Leave mare out of this.

  113. This is why ISIS wants to kill us all.

  114. I thought it was Climate Change that motivates the Daeshbags?

  115. I poated over at IB. It’s nothing. Don’t look.

  116. Connecting a .5 degree change in the world temperature over 100 years to a mob of psychopathic death cultists wanting to kill us will go over like a fart in church.

  117. GAH! Fuck it! I’m a rayciss anti-Pope Irish H8N Holy Family denying POS and I don’t deserve to be American! One of my gay friends is posting BS Syrian refugee memes on FB. He’s a former BYU student that loves BYU. I want to throat punch him.

  118. I thought IB was a memorial!!! I didn’t know! I didn’t know! As God is my witness, I didn’t know!

  119. What of the hams? Have they been located?

  120. Not yet!!! We already knew that H1N1 was leading to a turkey shortage, but the hams were never mentioned. THE HAMS!!!!

  121. Leon, how many pull ups have you done today.

    And by pull ups I mean thought about doing pull ups but ate a spoonful of ice cream instead.

    Did 3 sets of 8 close-grip pullups yesterday and then 3 sets of 4 tucked front-lever rows. No ice cream either day. Or booze.

  122. IB was a memorial, but then we said, Nah.

  123. That’s these. They are tricky.

  124. Oso from 9:34-9:47


  125. Also, Oso, you’re white. I’m sorry.

  126. I’m extremely pale. Just north of Albino.

  127. OK kids, goodnight. Past my bedtime. Cold is starting to reassert itself.

  128. Goodnight, Lauraw.

  129. Cold, weather? Or cold…exposed to germs while studying to be a nurse? Working and coming in contact with creepy people?

  130. She’s got a cold.

  131. Today in Oso is crazy theater: I H8 close talkers. AKA rayciss towards Americans del Sur. See also old people with coffee/cigarette breath that makes me gag. My Samuel L Jackson moment that totes exists in my head: Step the fuck back motherfucker! Do I look like I can’t hear? RL: How can I help you?

  132. I’m black.

  133. Does Lauraw need curandero remedies or blah blah fluids and rest?

  134. The people in the room next to me like to have sex in the morning and before bed.

    Here they go…

  135. You need to develop a good cheer routine.

  136. My upstairs neighbors were like that in college.

    His name was Aaron, and he was amazing. I eventually learned her name, but it took a monumental act of tact not to interrupt him when he introduced himself a month after they moved in and say “Aaron, I know”.

  137. (Pleads the 5th) It was the 80s.

  138. It’s mostly the guy that’s loud.


  139. It’s mostly the guy that’s loud.

    That sucks. My female upstairs neighbor was the only one I ever heard. She had a decent voice and didn’t look bad either, so it was only slightly annoying.

  140. We’re all Meg Ryan

  141. wait…the dude is Meg?

  142. I made noise during sex once, and that was because I slipped and hurt myself.

  143. The dude is Meg.

  144. Fuchin colds.
    This is the first one Ive ever had that got all in my neck and shoulders.
    Id knife a bitch but then Id have to move.
    I went to Parent/Teacher conferences for mine Kindergartner today, luckilliy the teacher gal was as sick or sicker than I, except she’s hawt so she didnt look that bad, anyway now I know where the tyke is importing her gawdawful and so frequent illnesses from.
    Im warped out on rum and Afrin with a speedball of chinese tea from dinner. Im going to wrap my head in a hot towl.
    Keep it down.

  145. I wonder if any mob hits were ever due to global warming. Or cooling back in the day. Those guys grew up just across the Mediterranean from today’s goatfucking beheaders.

  146. True story. I’ve never heard anyone else fuck. I did walk into my parent’s den one time and catch my sister-in-law with her hand down my brother’s pants. She was a randy ol’ hussy.

  147. Pretty sure I got 3 years off purgatory for taking Mini-me to the gem society meeting and listening to a guy drone on and on about fossils. The only part that was mildly interesting, other than food, was finding out the guy pouted until a museum gave up and gave him a certain fossil sample.

    I may need help with HHD.

  148. Fack. Just found out I have to work at 5 AM. I worked at 4AM today to fix clothing.

  149. RFH, come to NM. Our gem society rocks. SWIDT?

  150. 5A os an early call. On the good side by noon youre paking it in and free to go walk about. Bloody Marys at the club. Lunch w Rascals.
    High times.
    Im jeleous.

  151. I’m full-time dad again tomorrow. If I make it through the day I still need to get my second workout of the week in, so I won’t get to try the new cognac until Thursday.

  152. Chumpo, I was at work at 4 cleaning up clothing again. I’m getting pushed to be management again, Tired of the again. My Club Manager wants me to fix shit again. Chatting with Comp Shopper. I may need to work early on Saturday again

  153. lil possum is worth it

  154. Hah, Chumpo. We were never sick until our kid went to school. Don’t worry, it only lasts 3 or 4 more years….. ;) The bad thing is as soon as they get through all the local ebola, they go off on vacation and bring back entirely different strains. Get ready for another onslaught after Thanksgiving and after New Years. It sucks, dude. I feel your pain.

  155. I agree, I’m just really, really tired. My brain needs a break and I feel like I need to spend a day punching hippies or chopping down trees to get my hormones right again.


  156. Mt last gf was a screamer. So I soundproofed the dungeon.

  157. God, I love a screamer.


  158. H2. All about the punchline

  159. I thought they were all screamers.
    I think this communicable disease shit is byond the pale. Its a hell of an argument for boarding school.

  160. Rocketboy’s roommate has an awful cold. We are ramping up the Vitamin C now, prepping for Thanksgiving.

  161. I use this for cold season. It works really well.

  162. Samuel L Jackson just told me to go the fuck to sleep.

  163. I’m old. Watching this Charlie Sheen shit, do any Hostages remember that 80s moment when you got tested for HIV?

  164. It struck me as ironically tragic that while the Eurotrash were busy branding products from “The Occupied Territories Of Palestine” with the yellow star, that the Splodydopes were killing Parisians.
    Does anyone else see the disconnect here?

    Oh, by the way, I’ve tried to comment three times here and this POS machine hs Blue-Screened every fuckin’ time…


  165. elliot refuses to poop at night now, so he’s sleeping in the crate. no more morning surprises for me. 2 days in a row.

  166. blue screen on wordpress? bad juju for that box.

  167. I tried to give you consolation
    When your old man had let you down
    Like a derp, I fell in love with you,
    Turned my whole world upside down

  168. My office has a steady stream of kids wandering through while putting their snot encrusted hands all over the furniture. Even when the whole family looks healthy they occasionally make an off hand comment about how they left the older kid at home because they’re battling some nasty bug. Constant handwashing and alcohol gel is only partially effective.

  169. HHD is up!

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