Secret Santa 2015 Sign Up

It’s time already for the 69th Annual H2 Secret Santa Gift Exchange!

RULES:

A. Deadline sign-up date: Saturday, midnight, 11/28/2015. You sign up by completing the form below. Even if I already have your address, please help me by filling in all the blanks. I have automated this dealie and if you’re not going to comply then you’ll get nothing, and like it; I’m sooper cereal, you guis.

II. You’ll get an email from Santa’s Helper on 11/29/2015 letting you know who your Secret Santa Recipient is – this is a secret so don’t tell who you got!!

(iii). Your gift(s) should not exceed $20. And before you ask, no, photos of you holding your junk have never counted as “gifts”.

4. I recommend that your gift be mailed out by Wednesday 12/09/15 to get to its recipient on time. DO NOT PUT YOUR NAME anywhere in or on the gift that you mail. Make your guess as to who sent it to you when we open…

%. When you receive your SS Gift, DO NOT OPEN IT YET!!!!!

Z. We’ll open our gifts during the Official Secret Santa Gift Opening Poat – Sunday night, 12/20/15, 9pm NECabal Time.

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233 Comments

  1. I swear, it was just July day before yesterday.

  2. Happy Birthday, TomSwifty!

  3. The meme has started. Or whatever you want to call it. People are changing their Facebook profile to overlap with the French flag.

    I’m glad the world has responded so quickly to this outrage.

  4. I hope James Taylor is still available.

  5. All this will be solved with french flag overlays/ moments of silence/ candles and teddy bears at the sites of violence / and a song by James Taylor.

    I mean HOlland did say his response was going to be merciless.

    [I have my doubts – I mean I HOPE SO … but … ]

  6. So far – the ONLY comment from libs on facedouche has been the flag/picture. thing. Not a single other comment.

  7. Do you think Holland would make such a vow if he himself weren’t at the stadium and hadn’t had a personally instructive moment of terror?

    Whatever, glad he learned something. Hope he did, anyway.

  8. I’m sure that influenced him. But let’s see what he does. I don’t know that the progressive liberal is able to properly able to address this head on. I think their world view will always undercut any action.

  9. Any serious leader should be willing to state, “As part of a unified force, we vow to use our troops and resources to kill every member of ISIS as long as that may take.”

    Obama said Thursday, we’ve “contained” them.

    That is a useful political lie. I’ve contained my gut in my pants but it’s still a fricken problem.

  10. There are people who say it will take a catastrophic event to make leaders take “serious” action, and those people are correct.

  11. Hey, Obama, how’s the JV team doing?

  12. Can you believe that POS Gore was in Paris (in front of the Eiffel Tower) doing a 24 hour live feed on Climate Change?

    Because as Obama (and everyone in his administration ) has said our greatest threat is Climate Change.

    That live feed had to stop after 5 hours because of *cough* the JV Team not being contained in Paris.

  13. Mare – Al Gore has the worst timing of anyone.

  14. Any serious leader should be willing to state, “As part of a unified force, we vow to use our troops and resources to kill every member of ISIS as long as that may take.”

    The time for feelz and updated avatars and hashtags is over.

    Scorched fucking earth.

  15. He wanted to censor my Twisted Sister tapes in the 80s.

    Fuck him.

  16. Thank God he invented the internet before he went weathercrazy.

  17. *subscribes to Wisermeany’s webzine

  18. *subscribes to Wisermeany’s webzine

    well, there’s one.

  19. went to an event Thursday night for the station. Met someone who said she listened. She must, because her next comment was “You really need to reign Tom Hill in.”

    You’d be surprised how often I hear that.

  20. >> “You really need to reign Tom Hill in.”

    You could try; not sure you’d succeed–he seems kinda dense.

  21. Do you think Holland would make such a vow if he himself weren’t at the stadium and hadn’t had a personally instructive moment of terror?

    If Marine Le Pen wasn’t climbing the polls and threatening to kick his ass to the curb and take power? I’m not so sure…

  22. Two words to solve the Tom Hill problem. Rubber. Hose.

  23. Two words to solve the Tom Hill problem: Dead. Battery.

  24. Two words to solve the Tom Hill problem: Saturday. Appointments. That. Mysteriously. Cancel. Last. Minute.

  25. Two words to solve the Tom Hill problem: Free. Pronhub.

  26. hahahahah….No one gives a shit about Missouri now except for the whiners and they’re pissed they’re out of the spotlight.

  27. Mizzwho?

  28. Screw Mizzou.

  29. Buddha farts in the direction of University of Missouri.

  30. Someone just tweeted that quote from idiot Obama, “These type of mass shootings don’t happen in other countries.”

    Everything he says is stupid. Seriously, almost everything.

  31. OMGosh, that’s incredible, Scott. They should have tortured that guy to find out about the rest of the terror cell.

  32. “grenades flow freely from the Balkans”

    Yikes

  33. I got to get me some of them.

  34. I mean HOlland did say his response was going to be merciless.

    Liberal who’s been mugged. Lot o’ that going around lately.

    No garden stuff left on clearance, so I just got shelves, bins, and sand.

  35. Any good football games today?

  36. My local HD had 40lb bags of soil for $1.30 each. I used it to fill in some holes in my yard. It was local black soil, but it had a lof of sticks and mulch type stuff.

  37. Alabama is playing Mississippi State at 2:30 Central. Virginia Tech already played their game for this week.

  38. Roasting the cauliflower for my casserole now. I am planning to brown up some ground pork with tex-mex seasoning to add to it before baking.

    *awards self small trophy for culinary genius*

  39. She must, because her next comment was “You really need to reign Tom Hill in.”

    You’d be surprised how often I hear that.

    You need to encourage them to call or write the GM to counteract the effect of that one idiot lady that wrote a letter.

  40. Mrs. Pupster and I have a new-ish tradition where we take shots of Crown Royal during the Buckeye’s Games when we score or when we get thirsty during scoreless quarters.

    11 AM game starts are not optimal for this tradition.

  41. Our 20-odd year old Quasar tube television died yesterday. And the nook were our built in entertainment system is is exactly 35 inches wide. Which, in an era where televisions are either 32″ screens (28″ wide) or 43″ screens (38″ wide) finding a replacement that will fit is surprisingly tough.

  42. 11 AM game starts are not optimal for this tradition.

    Why?

    *sips whiskey and soda pre-yard-work highball*

  43. Also, we already took a shot but they called back the TD, and we missed the field goal. MY LIFE IS A LIE!

  44. XBrad, make it a book nook and get a wall mount for the new TV.

  45. If Waterloo was won on the fields of Eton, then the Paris attacks were nursed in the halls of Yale.

  46. XBrad, make it a book nook and get a wall mount for the new TV.

    I would, but that would involve rerouting the cable, and the sight lines are juuuust a bit off. There’s a reason the television went were it did.

  47. New condo. It’s the only way.

  48. I’m facing the same dilemma XBrad. I had a bookcase built on one end of the living room and my current TV fits exactly. I think it’s a 36″ Samsung flat screen about 12 years old. When it’s time for a new set I’ll either need to stay at the same size or do a wall mount on the only other available wall. That would involve buying new furniture.

    #whitepeopleprobs

  49. What yard work should I do after I eat some of the casserole?

    Currently planning to rake leaves back onto the garden beds, trim some of the underbrush out front, maybe burn the underbrush and some boxes, then build the shelves I bought. Probably ought to clean the chicken coop, too. I really ought to just do the chicken harvesting today.

  50. *slides a shot of Crown to MI*

  51. I had Knob Creek Single Barrel. Casserole is done, though, so it’s time to eat some breffast.

  52. Why no double barrel?

  53. Because the single barrel is 60pf.

  54. Uncle Joe Biden likes when you wave your double barrel around.

  55. My Samsung is 36″ wide, it would probably fit if you hit it a couple times.

  56. Good show today, Wiserbud (but not wiser)! Cool drinky, MJ!

  57. Took us a while to find a TV that would fit our entertainment center opening. Back five or so years ago, the stores selling the TV’s didn’t give true dimensions and we had to visit a ton of manufacturer’s sites to get that data. And then I found $20.

  58. Cyn, how did the Lee Stranahan interview go?

  59. Very nicely – he’s an excellent conversationalist and he has teh hawt right-wing smarts. 10/10 would listen again.

  60. I needed a cuteness fix after taking a moment to read the news. You enjoy now too http://i.imgur.com/IiC77Wo.gifv

  61. ^^That was delightful, Cyn!”

    smooooooch

  62. Haha, that what Elliot does, exactly!

  63. mare, Iowa State plays Oklahoma State in the Game of the Week!

  64. “Any good football games today?” Who cares? College Basketball has started!

  65. Bubba gets a meal at 3PM, but he’s not very good at telling time. For the last 1.5 hours he has done his very best to convince me that he is starving to death. So annoying……..must not give in.

  66. Elliot gets fed at 6am and 7pm, just because that’s my schedule.

  67. College basketball doesn’t start until February.

  68. These idiots at UMass sure are entertaining. Their big cause for the day is a racist neocolonialist mascot.

  69. Our dogs eat at 6AM and 5PM. Daylight Savings Time was rough for a week or two until they figured out some new cues for the time of day.

    On a related note, we got Rowan a new dog dish to keep him from gobbling his food as fast.

    http://is.gd/aflS5t

    It works well.

  70. Haha, I think I’d have more poop on the floor if I got that dish for Elliot.

  71. I saw this on a friend’s son’s Facepork page. If I walked into a crowded theater and stated, “In the name of the father, the son, and the Holy Ghost.” And then started hosing down the patrons, how long wod it take the press to associate the killing with my religion? And yet, they continue to pretend that alahu Akbar means nothing.

    All I can say is. Well said.

  72. Mini-me’s American Heritage Girl troop is working on various badges. One just did a reply-all with enough of the money management info that I could easily transfer money out of her account if I were evil.

  73. Wow, my Cyclones are punching the Cowboys in the mouth, up 20-7 in the first, waiting on the extra point, and reviewing the touchdown.

  74. They just took away the touchdown, complete bullshit. Settled for a field goal.

  75. Speaking of money, TiFW’s daughter helped me pick two Kindle books from her wish list, and the rest of the money y’all gave me went to an Amazon card where TiFW can pick something else she might like. Hope she’s feeling better.

  76. //platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

  77. Great idea, roamy! Thanks for doing that.

  78. Bubba could have used one of those bowls.

  79. You’re welcome.

    I’m an idiot, though, turned on the stove vent for the first time since they removed the siding and got insulation in my face, all over the stove, and the kitchen floor.

  80. I’m an idiot, though, turned on the stove vent for the first time since they removed the siding and got insulation in my face, all over the stove, and the kitchen floor.

    Rokit sigh-n-test.

  81. And yet, they continue to pretend that alahu Akbar means nothing.

    I think in the very near future no one will hide behind this ridiculous buy in that we are a world of forward thinkers, and evolved beings.

    People in free societies will be strapped and enjoying their freedom. Folks who would terrorize them can step up knowing they will be shot down by a person who cherishes liberty.

    not more than 10-15 years from now.

    -see Isreal 2015

  82. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on November 14, 2015 3:59 pm

    I could easily transfer money out of her account if I were evil.
    =======
    Valuable teaching experience………….

  83. Rokit sigh-n-test.

    heh heh heh!!@!

  84. People in free societies will be strapped and enjoying their freedom. Folks who would terrorize them can step up knowing they will be shot down by a person who cherishes liberty.

    Have you read Diamond Age? Neal Stephenson set it about 50 years after Snow Crash. Nation states are essentially dead, and distributed, allied city-states have replaced them. Walls everywhere. Basically a reversion to ancient Greece.

  85. *grabs the Dust Buster and helps Roamy tidy up KP.

  86. I don’t think the change will be that severe. Israel has functioned very normally in a day to day existence with the absolute understanding that EVERY adult probably has a weapon on their person.

    We are so close to this now.
    It’s cool.
    How else are you going say to The Bad Man, ‘Step up and meet your maker.”

    We can anodize the receivers like cool colors and make some sic fuckin designer stocks. Put an ad in Vogue and defend the ideology of armed citizenry for three seasons of a designed for purpose Reality Show and it becomes a mainstream concept.

    I’m not a gun guy either. I have a modest compliment of arms as does my Lady. It’s a far cry from the Modern World in which I thought would exist, but hey! these fuckin’ Religious Fanatics aren’t going to let up. You know?!

    Why would they? They have NEVER had it so good.

    At some level I feel played.

  87. Israel is so small as to effectively be a large city state or confederation thereof.

    The US will fracture, just a question of how big the pieces will be.

  88. And I still don’t have my motherfucking flying fucking car!

  89. After all the jewelry commercials during football today, I think I want the boner pill commercials back.

    every kiss begins withBLAM BLAM BLAM

  90. Wooo Hoooo Sun Devils pulled it out to win their homecoming!

    In other news, The Axeman was named Duke of the Homecoming Court at their HS homecoming dance last night (his GF was named Dutchess).
    *wipes away a proud momma tear*

  91. Excellent news on the Axeman front!

  92. Comment by Pupster on November 14, 2015 6:14 pm

    every kiss begins withBLAM BLAM BLAM
    =======
    Every time I hear that commercial I think, kiss may begin with “K”, but blowjob begins with “B”………

  93. Poor J’Ames. Hopefully they killed the bottle.

  94. Congrats to Axeman.

  95. Thanks guys – I was tickled for him, but he seemed pretty nonplussed.

  96. Congrats to Axeman, Cyn. I was in the running for Lord of the Dance once, but I moved my arms and got disqualified.

  97. Congrats to the Axeman.

  98. Axeman IS the man!

  99. I was in the running for Lord of the Dance once, but I moved my arms and got disqualified.

    ——

    Rookie mistake.

  100. My cousin and her family go home to Madrid on the wknds. Only stay in Paris if they have friends or family visiting.

  101. The US will fracture, just a question of how big the pieces will be.

    Maybe.
    What I’m driving at is that these will be the last few years that a handful of fanatics will be able to hold hostage a city of millions.

    In the very near future, in mine opinion, more of our citizenry will feel that it is normal to pack and strap every single day.

  102. but he seemed pretty nonplussed.

    Not for long.

    Wait, I read that wrong.

  103. We had a pre-Black Friday one day only event today. Holly Holm is a local boxer. Fighting Ronda Rousey tonight. It was insane in The Club today. Sold lots of big tvs. Lots of party supplies.

  104. Buying a big screen tv to watch a minute bout. Waste of money and time.

  105. Go Holly! Kick some socialist ass!

  106. Ronda Rousey gets punched in the head for a living. Of course she’s going to support Bernie.

  107. “I’m voting for Bernie Sanders because he doesn’t take any corporate money,” Rousey told Maxim on Tuesday. “I don’t think politicians should be allowed to take money for their campaigns from outside interests.”

    Everyone is an outside interest, sugartits. Some people just decided to pool their money and effort.

  108. CoAlex, quite a few of the TVs will be returned on Monday.

  109. That fight is in Australia, what the hell was she doing here yesterday?Holly will get her ass kicked in a minute or less.

  110. Everyone is an outside interest, sugartits. Some people just decided to pool their money and effort.

    Well, it’s bad and wrong and it should be stopped. I, and millions of other people like me from all around the country, feel tha–

    Oh, wait…

  111. Eff Missouri. Those oppressed dipshits.

  112. Eff Mizzou. Still not rooting for BYU

  113. And I still don’t have my motherfucking flying fucking car!

    Nope, you’ll get a car you aren’t legally allowed to drive instead. It’s for your own goodtm

    Ronda Rousey gets punched in the head for a living. Of course she’s going to support Bernie.

    She thinks she can fight Mayweather and win. She’s an idiot.

  114. Is Mizzou playing?

  115. The modern Left. Against Citizens United, wherein the Solicitor General argued that of course the US Government should have the power to ban books.

    OK. Let’s start with Howard Zinn and Noam Chomsky’s books.

  116. 3-0 Mizzou. Not sure what channel

  117. There are a coupke Chomski books in my library.

    BBQ or fireplace?

    *denounces self.•

  118. Smoker

  119. I had to read some of Chomsky’s work on context-free languages and syntax vs semantics in my formal methods of computation course. He isn’t a stupid man, just evil.

  120. The modern Left. Against Citizens United, wherein the Solicitor General argued that of course the US Government should have the power to ban books.

    Books clutter up one’s Safe Space.

  121. With books and paste, you could literally build yourself a Safe Space. Literally.

  122. OMG Kill me nao. Dan put the debate on for me.

  123. Yay! #Danwatchesthedebate quotes!

  124. He’s making his own lyrics to Cheech and Chong’s Mexican Americans song. Muslim Americans, want to kill their neighbors…

  125. AND…OK/Baylor

  126. Muslim Americans want to kill Oklahoma and Baylor?!

  127. He switched to football. Shrillery’s voice makes him stabby. Illegal Immigration question? Great. Now he’s singing Beaners…

  128. Stanfurd is losing to Oregon. You could watch that.

  129. Thanks, Sean. Halftime. Lobos are on the Root. SYWM. Waiting for end of TAMU/Western Carolina

  130. took away our touchdown, lost by 4. you’re welcome, bcs standings.

  131. Stanfurd just lost, so you can be happy about that, J’Ames. Everyone can be happy about that.

  132. Yay!!! Eff the Tree. HBD Tom Swifty!

  133. Did anybody discover that anybody else had been keeping a journal detailing where and when they had been pooping today?

  134. Who wants to talk about their feelings and emotions?

  135. Okay then, retards, how about we just start with feelings?

  136. After all this time away please don’t make me do the 20-comments-in-a-row thing. I’ll link every fucking individual episode of Diff’rent Strokes if I have to in order to entertain myself.

  137. Well if it isn’t xbrad who I thought would have been shot by strung-out gay crack whores long ago.

  138. Do either of you know a good cure for chronic ass pimples?

  139. Xbrad, tell me the best thing that happened to you today.

  140. Do either of you know a good cure for chronic ass pimples?
    Stop face-sitting on teenagers?

  141. I ate lunch at Jack in The Box today. And I was #1. But the guy delivered my food to the table and took away the #1 before I could snap a pic.

  142. “Stop face-sitting on teenagers?” ,Well, shit, why didn’t I think of that. *Makes a note.*

  143. I’m pretty sure this guy stops in here from time to time.

    http://crazed.com/wyoming-man-eyeballs-in-cavity/

  144. This is a fact and you can look it up. Jack in the Box has the best tacos in the world. Especially if you don’t care about having a heart attack.

    They really are excellent. And I like how they put 1/2 tsp of lettuce in each one.

    BEST SALAD EVER!!!

  145. ” Literally.”

    ha!

  146. Apparetly, Holly Holms dropped Rhonda Rousey like a bad habit.

  147. //platform.twitter.com/widgets.js

  148. Wha??? Rousey got beat??

  149. Like a redheaded stepchild.

  150. How’s Daisy?

  151. Holy fuck. I do have a crush on Rousey so grain of salt and all but that Holms chick is a man. Or at least a cis-Caitlyn.

    Outside of the octagon Rousey looks like a woman. Holms looks like a man in a wig. Much like Mare.

  152. Rousey is a Bernie Sanders supporter. Other than that, I really don’t have anything against her.

  153. holly fuk!
    that strike to the neck could’a been fatal

    nice kick

    rousey went from awesome to dumpster with her endorsement of sanders

    Holms is my new MMM favorite

  154. Here has been the progression of my assessment of Daisy:

    1) She is the cutest little English bulldog puppy in the world.

    2) I don’t think she’s 100% English. She may be part French bulldog.

    3) Maybe she’s part pug. Or maybe a boxer. She’s definitely a mix.

    4) Is this even a dog? Maybe she’s part gabon?

    5) Is she from this planet? Or this galaxy? What the fuck is this animal?

    Luckily she’s sweet and cute.

  155. Meh. I would rather see Rousey in the new Road House anyway. She’s going to make a zillion dollars in Hollywood.

    Plus she can kick my ass which I respect.

    Also, when Dana White needs another diamond-encrusted Bentley Rousey and Caitlyn will have a rematch.

  156. Maybe Rousey dropped it on purpose. Would make for a helluva rematch.

  157. Jay, what color panties is Russ wearing RIGHT NOW??

  158. I wish someone was here to talk about quilting or something.

    This really is the worst blog ever.

    When I quilt I like to use mostly organic alpaca yarn.

  159. I wonder who would win a fight between an alpaca and a llama.

    Llamas seems kind of like pussies to me so I bet the alpaca would win.

  160. Whoever wins someone is getting a new quilt for Kwaanza!

  161. I’ve got a friend that raises angorra goats and makes scarves from the wool.

  162. I hate when everyone else works the night shift at 7-Eleven.

    *goes to bed, insults bed for not being funny, gets into fight with bed, punches bed in box spring, is surprised when mattress jumps on me, pulls out switchblade and cuts mattress, hits pillow with cat-of-nine-tails, laughs as pillows cries, lays down on crying pillow*

  163. Have you seen her derp
    She’s got a derp that would stop a clock
    And with that derp I surely won’t stop
    To look her in the eyes
    But her money’s green
    She’s a tease like a social disease
    But she’s still so close to my reach
    If I call, if I call at all
    Any time at all

  164. llamas are larger than alpacas, so I’d bet on them.

  165. Apparetly, Holly Holms dropped Rhonda Rousey like a bad habit.

    But she could beat Floyd Mayweather, you guys. Totes.

  166. Barbaric.

  167. Morning.

    http://is.gd/Do9eWI

  168. Hi Pupster, Hi Pupster, Hi Pupster!!

    http://tinyurl.com/oeqn32t

  169. I’m tired of the H2 being Rosetta’s drunk blog booty call.

    Show up before midnight and buy us some dinner baldy, we’re not that kind of blog.

  170. What Pupster said!

    Rosetta is a male skank.

  171. Rosetta is like Bill Cosby, comes in and takes advantage when the blog’s unconscious……

  172. Huh, Pepe, I thought I was dreaming when I saw a furry here last night.

    http://tinyurl.com/q6wbcoa

    Jackass.

  173. I don’t want to google the crazy but would one of you good people tell me the rationale behind “climate change is responsible for terrorism”?

  174. Droughts make people cranky.

  175. Muslims in Europe feel isolated so they act out and commit terrorism.
    More Muslim immigration will solve this problem.

    Solon article yesterday.

  176. And people don’t have sex when it’s too hot, which is why tropical regions are devoid of humans and Canada is overpopulated.

  177. Muslims in Europe feel isolated so they act out and commit terrorism.

    Fixt.

  178. “rationale” ……….

  179. Average French guy on the street in Paris –

    The terrorists “are victims of a system that excluded them from society, that’s why they felt this doesn’t belong to them and they could attack. There are those who live here in alienation, and we are all to blame for this alienation.”

    Europe is doomed

  180. People must grow up so insulated from reality they have no idea of how brutal people can be.

  181. http://is.gd/51NkYd

  182. We need to understand the root causes.

  183. All of the artistic tributes and hashtags, while probably appreciated by some in Paris/France, do jack squat about the real problem.

    It’s time to turn the focus back on racist behavior and white privilege found on college campuses right here in America.

  184. I don’t want to google the crazy but would one of you good people tell me the rationale behind “climate change is responsible for terrorism”?

    The theory is that changing climate and weather patterns causes disruption to economic and social organization. Changing weather causes disruption to crops leaving people starving, rising sea levels destroy coastal communities, changes to the ocean’s temperature cause changes to the patterns of marine life which disrupts fishing, As a result you see large-scale migration of people to more stable parts of the world, creating conflict between the current residents and the immigrants. In third-world countries radical groups gain influence on a starving and suffering population who are more agreeable to a radical ideology than they would be if they were secure economically.

    In short: The Joads flee to California, where they face hostility, so Tom Joad organizes the massacre of a school of Californian children while Rose of Sharon’s husband Connie drives a VBIED into a California Highway Patrol checkpoint.

    Or something.

  185. It’s time to turn the focus back on racist behavior and white privilege found on college campuses right here in America.

    I’m actually sketching out an essay tying the Paris attacks to the Mizzou/Yale protests. In essence, the ideology found in the protests has been festering for fifty years in our top universities, and has left western leaders unable and unwilling to mount a moral defense of Western Culture and Western Civilization. The end result is what we saw in Paris on Friday.

  186. You guys are awesome and thank you.

  187. Oh, and I found the “root cause”.

    http://tinyurl.com/oeo2r9l

  188. While the usual idiots are hash tagging their way to a stupor the radical muzzies are getting ready for the next attack.

  189. Corned beef, cabbage, taters, carrots and onions are bathing in my crock pot on high.

  190. >>>Corned beef, cabbage, taters, carrots and onions are bathing in my crock pot on high.

    Best euphemism ever.

  191. Paula worked a 7 hour shift today to rack up some overtime and the older boy stayed at his friend’s overnight so I took boy #2 to our local diner. The waitress was a high school girl and a little bit scatterbrained. Still, the food was good, and she got $5.75 on a $17 check. Last time we went there the other breakfast place in town was closed and they were overwhelmed with customers. They ran out of eggs twenty minutes after we placed our order.

  192. My crockpot is like a meat spa!

  193. How are the early returns on SS sign ups Cyn?

  194. “Meat Spa”

    Things that sound nasty.

    Sign-ups going well; sitting at 14 so far. Too early to do any SSSS*.

    *Secret Santa Signup Shaming

  195. “Manual Spit Rotisserie”

  196. Crockpot? You have PBC.

  197. Comment by Jimbro on November 15, 2015 12:15 pm
    My crockpot is like a meat spa!

    Much like your mom, it’s warm and moist and full of Russians.

  198. http://is.gd/pgDnnn

  199. http://is.gd/uJFqns

  200. I’m going out on a limb here but I don’t think smoked cabbage on the PBC would be a treat for the senses.

  201. Since I’m out on the limb anyway I’ll state confidently that Putin would have an entirely different response if the recent attacks occurred in Moscow.

  202. #slaughterabunchofChechens

  203. #askquestionslater

  204. http://www.smokegrillbbq.com/smoked-shrimp-kabobs.html

    I can confirm that the above recipe kicks ass.

  205. Meathead is allergic to shellfish so I had to go elsewhere.

  206. Wakey wakey

  207. How long ’til you flee, Scott?

    http://tinyurl.com/pr35zxb

  208. Wow. Businesses are crazy not to leave.

    We’ll be moving in 18 months – 2 years, don’t know if we’ll be leaving the state or not.

  209. It’s hard to find video of that fight last night, but from what I’ve seen Rousy got whooped by a much faster, sharper boxer.

    Picture Sugar Ray Lewis boxing a fat drunk guy.

  210. Sugar Ray Leonard.

  211. It’s hard to find video of that fight last night, but from what I’ve seen Rousy got whooped by a much faster, sharper boxer.
    Picture Sugar Ray Lewis boxing a fat drunk guy.

    Perhaps all the grappling kiddies will shut the fuck up for a while, now.

  212. Whoa, scott called it. Holm outboxed Rousey, stunned her, and KO’d her with a right roundhouse kick.

  213. Sorry, was a left roundhouse, but knocked her out with it. Pretty impressive!

  214. I didn’t know she was a really big deal in women’s boxing and kickboxing. It showed.

  215. Carb day. I’m making flapjacked pancakes for dinner.

  216. Packers lose for the third week in a row.

  217. Why not four weeks?

  218. They still can.

  219. I pulled a hammy just watching that kick.

  220. Overheard at Missouri S&T:
    Professor: “Why do you think the students at S&T are not as fired up as Mizzou about the UM President?”

    Student: “Because S&T students actually have to study to pass classes. We don’t have easy classes or free time like Mizzou to protest!”

    I think Rocketboy is going to be just fine.

  221. Bwahahahaha, follow-up comment from another student.
    “And don’t forget, we’re generally smarter, and not as vulnerable to transparent race-baiting and propaganda.”

  222. When I was at UM we were on the verge of ending our affirmative action in admissions and we had the same crowd then arguing to keep it in place by any means necessary. Literally, that was their name (BAMN). They lost.

    The worst part of it was that it was clearly not working. The black students in my first two years were mostly nowhere near where they needed to be academically to attend Michigan. I transferred to engineering after the first two years, and I barely saw any blacks at all after that, but they were perfectly capable. Whether that was because it was engineering or because the dropout rate for blacks was generally atrocious in freshman and sophomore classes I’ll never know.

  223. Whether that was because it was engineering or because the dropout rate for blacks was generally atrocious in freshman and sophomore classes I’ll never know.
    ——–
    Yes.

  224. Boxing is seriously underrated as a martial art.

  225. Heh – Jonathan Hoenig liked your Tweet

  226. Blah blah something poat blah.

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2015/11/15/poat-poat/


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