Fuck You


  1. The magic in our relationship became less important when you started making other guy’s dicks dissapear in your coochie.

  2. Don’t judge me

  3. You can’t tell me what to do. You’re not my real dad!

  4. Daylight turns to moonlight, and I’m at my best
    Praising the way it all works, gazing upon the rest;
    The cool before the warm, the derp after the storm;
    I wish to stay forever, letting this be my food
    But I’m caught up in a whirlwind and my ever changing moods.

  5. You know what else is magical? Delta selling x+11 tickets for a flight that seats x.

    Math magic!

  6. Well, Hello.

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