And now for something sciencey!
August 13, 2015
Categories: I'm gonna need new batteries, Your mom likes this . . Author: Cyn, Widgets Fixerer
Who poat dis is?
wakey wakey muthafockers
Todd Courser stuff all over the radio now and late night comedy. I feel horrible for his kids. He’s got 6 or something. Little kids. His oldest is Erin’s age.
I think this is a metal morning.
Jay, mine’s plugged into an outlet nearby in the crawlspace. There should be something wire-wise that leads from it to your wall power.
If you’ve got 6 kids and a high-profile job and you aren’t a democrat, you should probably not pork your coworkers.
Oh I have no sympathy of Todd Courser. Just his wife and kids – who I know.
Courser was always sort of an odd duck. Gave me a weird vibe.
They’re a homeschooling family.
“If you’ve got 6 kids and a high-profile job and you aren’t a democrat, you should probably not pork your coworkers.”
leon you have a future in HR, or maybe as a Chief of Staff
Rabbits keep nibbling my bean sprouts. I need a .22 or a pellet gun.
*sends resume to Lapeer County GOP*
my little girl has a frenchie that looks just like this one
Like, I get it, you’re powerful, and your dick demands that you do what men with power traditionally do. I grok. Find a safer paramour, or at least do some basic infosec on your communication channels.
This same crap brought Kwami down. Just use your own damn phone to sext your side piece you idiot. You only get caught when you use your official equipment and resources.
Time to make the robot cars make the doughnuts.
Eh. Good morning.
Seeing pictures of Bruce Jenner is nauseating. We are so screwed.
Rabbits keep nibbling my bean sprouts.
I wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot pole.
What about with an eleventy foot pole?
What about sean’s penis?
Seriously, when I read the news:
Well, what is it about Sean’s penis?
What about your mom?
Mare doesn’t know abt Sean’s penis.
Ask Carin. She knows all about Sean’s penis.
Sean’s Penis knocked up your mom?
Sean’s penis may have made it’s debut during Mare’s hiatus.
It’s true that we’ve never seen the two of them in the same room.
So I see that there is a secret about Sean’s penis being kept from me.
As they say on British Television, I will winkle it out.
When wasting time in this shithole dump is just too horrible to contemplate.
You don’t need to winkle out Sean’s Penis. It’s out far too often already.
We should clarify that Sean’s penis does not refer to our own Shawn.
Hoo Boy, Allahpundit just tweeted that he feels a Gore-mentum coming on. (You know, because Hillary is such a shitty candidate).
I’m not exactly sure what I would do if Al Gore was elected. It might send me over the edge.
Sean is a gentleman who has impregnated one of Car in’s coworkers, as well as several other young women. This despite having no job, no car, no money, and living with his mother. He also took his $3000 tax credit for one of the kids out in cash and then promptly lost it while in Wal-Mart.
Car in surmised that his appeal to young women was an incredibly large penis. Hence, Sean’s Penis.
MJ, didn’t you predict Hillary would never be the candidate and that Biden would step in?
When Hillary! finally collapses, every Dem has-been and second stringer will come out of the woodwork. You think the Republican Primary is bad? Wait until you see Biden, Gore, Kerry, Sanders, O’Malley, Sharpton, and whatever other nutjobs they can find crammed onto the same stage.
Personally, I’m glad that the GOP is getting this crap out of the way now.
A lot of people were predicting that Hillary! wouldn’t be the candidate. We were scoffed at, but we’re looking pretty prophetic now.
Thank you, Alex.
That is a horrendous story and all too believable in this age of trash behavior as acceptable.
Let me amend – I SURMISED that a large penis must be the appeal. I have no personal/ or second-hand information regarding aforementioned penis.
He isn’t much too look at. And a little guy. No offense MJ.
I think Sanders will be the nominee. Obama gave the radical left a taste of power, and gave them greater influence within the Dem party. They aren’t going to let that go. Sanders is the Democratic Party’s Id, and they’re gonna let it run wild.
Hillary is a fucking dyke.
I’ll just put that out there.
She can’t be our first female homosexual president. Jimmy Carter has that honor.
Vanity Fair has an article about Tinder that makes me cry.
“She can’t be our first female homosexual president. Jimmy Carter has that honor.”
Obama is the second.
I’m reading it. It’s depressing.
I’ll confess, I’ve tried Tinder, along with pretty much every other dating site. No responses.
Carter wasn’t well dressed enough to be gay.
So skanks didn’t choose you? I put that in the “win” column.
Tinder isn’t a dating site. IT’s a fucking app.
Have you ever paid attention to the way lesbians dress?
MJ, didn’t you predict Hillary would never be the candidate and that Biden would step in?
Yes. She’s terrible and American is stupid. It’s the perfect combo for a Bidentopia.
Things in favor of Bidentopia:
1. Hillary sucks as a politician and a human being
2. Biden perfectly reflects American society
3. Hillary is as genuine as Hydrox cookies
4. Biden can hold together Obama’s coalition
5. By today’s standards, Hillary was complicit in multiple post rape rapes of the women that Bill fondled/felt up/fingered/forced to blow him
6. It’ll be really hard for Bill to pound tail if Hillary is president–only so many years left to pound the round mound for ‘ol horndog Bill
7. Biden has a good narrative–it’s all about the narrative
8. Biden’s has never eaten a dog (to our knowledge)
Calling Carter gay is an insult to gay men.
I’ve gone on one date in the past year. I’m winning like Pyrrus of Epirus, I guess.
No offense MJ.
Biden doesn’t have a chance.
Just wait it out CA. You’ll win in the end.
The Chive has what I thought were funny tinder responses/descriptions but the more I read them the more horrified I became realizing that this is real stuff “boys” and “girls” put out there.
Do women really talk about not having a gag reflex and enjoying anal on a public site? Just gross.
Oh now … “Wanna fuck?” is a legitimate question.
Alex, I think women are idiots. I think men are too but you should have women giving you hints they want to date every day. Idiots.
It’s going to be Sanders. Every lefty I know, including every teacher (they’re all fucking lefties teaching our kids) are all over the Bern pile.
It’s going to be Sanders.
Most of the women over 29 seem to have kids as well, which is a deal breaker for me.
I belive it has been shortened to DTF?
Down to fuck?
Also, the tattoos. Seriously, can ther be one girl who isn’t working on a full sleeve or has some garish crap inked across her upper chest?
The Dems should run a non-married twenty-something hamchick with kids from multiple daddies and some wicked tats who’s just discovered that she’s bi-curious and works at a Starbucks. Or a Walmart.
We could all cast our ballots via Kik or Telegram.
If they want a nomination I can forward them several of the women who’ve approached me online.
I still, truly, cannot believe we are talking about Jeb Bush, Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders for THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.
We are just over. Yeah, sounds negative and defeated but really, the infiltrators of our school system won. It’s over.
I understand not wanting kids not yours – but I think you need to look at that situation individually. For some – it meant they chose life.
A friend of mine had two kids from a no-good loser – who basically abandoned her. She met a nice guy and they got married last year. She just had a baby two weeks ago. The guy has adopted her two previous kids and they’re settling down to a lovely life.
What mare said. That’s a mare’s musing. Someone put it up.
I really get a tear in my eye when I see that guy with the two boys (not his). They’ve known NO father. he’s saved them.
Honestly – you guys would NOT believe if I told you the details of that story. The ex. Just amazing.
My experiences with dating single moms have not been good. Too much daddy drama. I would be willing to consider it if she was young, and the dad wasn’t in the picture, and she wanted more kids. Very often this isn’t the case.
I concur with THat ^^^^
Which is exactly the situation with (actually two of) my work friend(s).
They may be out there and they simply have a child. It could be awesome.
It worked out okay for me Alex. Not without its hiccups along the way quite honestly.
A friend of mine is 29. She lives in Spain and talks about how there are no men there to date, because they all live with Mom and Dad and expect their girlfriend to become mom and take care of them. She comes from a broken home, mom is kind of nuts and moved them out to Europe about fifteen years ago. Friend had to get a job and never finished high school. She’s got her GED, taking college classes. She admitted to me that while she claims she doesn’t want marriage and kids, she actually does want them. She seemed embarrased to admit that she wanted the normal things in life.
I thank God every day that I’m not single. Through my single friend (my age) it appears to be pretty bleak. She dates people I wouldn’t touch with Hotspur’s ten foot pole.
Sanders isn’t their id, he’s their super-ego.
Alan Grayson is their id.
Alex, have you considered vacationing in Colombia and bringing a girl back?
I gave it serious thought. If I hadn’t met the Mrs by 30 that was the plan.
I’d like to keep my clearance.
Leave my ten foot pole out of this.
America to Castro:
1. We’ll respect you in the morning.
2. The check is in the mail.
3. We won’t cum in your mouth.
*Note* They are cheaper in Venezuela.
I figured Leon would be trawling for mates in the Land of Spandexed Megabooty.
The girls in the Land of the Spandexed Megabooty are all too busy on Tinder.
If that’s his real thingy, I’m a rocket surgeon.
As long as she’s not Russian, Chinese, or Korean and you keep your FSO/CSO in the loop, you should be okay.
What about Ukranian?
I think Warren is going to be encouraged to run instead of Hillary.
Lying piece of shit….check
nuttier than a fruitcake….check
She seems like a perfect dem candidate.
FSO: Frankfurter Shaped Object
CSO: Cock Shaped Object
I agree that Warren would check a lot of boxes (SYWM), but I can’t help feeling that Hillary! isn’t about to lose out on being the first Lady President only to have Warren be elected instead. Four to eight years from now, when Hillary! can appear to have groomed her and been a queenmaker? Sure. But not this election.
I told HotBride a while back about Warren and her lying lie that she was cherokee to land a professorship at Hahvahd.
So HotBride was talking to one of our lefty friends the other day, and the friend mentioned some republican telling a lie, so she brought up Lieawatha. The friend had never heard the story. Never heard it. And doubted it.
Eastern Europe and former Soviets are generally much dicier than South America. That said, if the Colombian girl has ties to China or a cartel, you’re gonna have a bad time.
Facility/Contract Security Officer.
Hillary broke security measures and nothing happened to her, so what’s so bad about porking someone who likes commies?
Warren being a fake Indian was big regional news here when she was running against Scott Brown for the “Kennedy” seat. I can easily see how a lib outside of NE could never hear about it. I think she knows how fortunate she was to win with her history of lying and wants to coast along in the Senate and then retire to academia where she can earn big bucks teaching one class per week about social justice.
All the LIV’s love Sanders. He tells them they’ll all get free stuff. Higher wages, free college, If college is free, you shouldn’t have t pay your old college loans,
With (convicted felon and former Nazi) George Soros finding both Hildabeast and BLM, I think we’re gonna see some shit at future appearances by POTUS candidates…
That was pretty cool.
BIG helicopter noise, getting bigger, and I’m thinking;
‘That’s at least three Blackhawks.’
It was six, in formation, at 1500′.
Shakes the house, it does…
Sorry, the comment form is closed at this time.
The Official Sports Team of The Hostages
Uhhhhhhha, I guess I’m gay for Melania.
Get TITS2 & The H2 Stuff