My parents recently took a trip to Philadelphia, and all I got was this lousy summer cold that they brought back with them. Well, that and some electronics. But I digress.
I thought I would make a poat about this POS cold that I have, and I did what I always do–I went to YouTube to find some funny nonsense.
That’s where things got weird.
There are a bunch of recordings like that. They’re almost all women coughing and sneezing. Some of them have names like “Sneezy Doesit” or “DustyGrl.” Huh. And then I did the thing they warn you never, ever to do. I looked at the comments:
Yes, people are getting off on the sound of other people sneezing.
This is the world we live in. Actually, it’s the world we’ve always lived in, but the internet just makes it easier for fetishists to find their stuff. I can only imagine that these people used to have to put on a soiled trenchcoat and hang out in the cold & flu aisle of their local pharmacy back in the day.
Well, enjoy going about your normal day-to-day lives from now on, always looking over your shoulder and wondering if your neighbor gets a thrill when you reach into the mailbox or if the guy who delivered your pizza took the job because ringing doorbells gives him a boner.
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