New Sensation

Oh hey

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…wonder what Rosetta is up to…

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Love baby love

202 Comments

  1. Silly Putty Man
    Monkey Portrait
    Rape Delusion

  2. We went for our annual fried clam dinner last night and when we were leaving a woman came up and gave me a big hello. I had no idea who she was. Further compounding my dilemma she was breastfeeding a newborn on one tit and showed me her two,year old daughter and dogs in the backseat while her husband was up ordering food. It slowly began to dawn on me that she was a resident that rotated through my office a couple of times but I hadn’t seen her in over 7 or 8 years.

  3. Pit Barrel Cooker update: On truck for local delivery at 06:23AM at Bangor, ME facility. Should be there by noon. I’ll grab charcoal and meat on the way home to make tomorrow while I’m mowing the lawn.

    This is gonna be great!

  4. Big Farm today, but probably in the nursery.

  5. Jimbro, if you want a piggie to put in your pit barrell just say the word. I can put one in my pocket before I leave.

  6. Garage sale today.

    BUY MY CRAP!

  7. Hammer, i looked up the meishan’s you mentioned yesterday – i’ve got some property thats not being used… i should get some and let them mow the fields….
    fed-ex me a couple if you get a sec

  8. Brisket is on sale next week for $2.89/lb.

  9. http://is.gd/pzWxFA

  10. That rape/video game deal made me LOL.

  11. You men and your “urges”.

    Why do women play video games?

    To distract women from their lesbian urges.

    I don’t know what I’m saying.

    GOOD MORNING!

  12. Comment by Pupster on August 1, 2015 8:04 am
    Garage sale today.

    ——

    Watch out for the Russians!

  13. Comment by Jimbro on August 1, 2015 6:25 am

    We went for our annual fried clam dinner last night…

    Best euphemism evar.

  14. http://is.gd/KQqjkz

  15. Comment by scott on August 1, 2015 10:24 am
    http://is.gd/KQqjkz

    —-

    Excellent!!

  16. Cyn, may I offer you some tartar sauce?

  17. Game for next H2 meatup?

  18. Hunting down undesirables

  19. Tushar, that guy is a friggen stud.

  20. 1st half of trip concluded. On our way to Placencia, which, we’ve been told, is far more laid back than this place.

    I’m finding that difficult to imagine.

  21. You should totally post Wiserbride pics.

  22. You should totally post poolboy pics.

  23. Maybe everybody in Placencia is in a coma.

  24. Why do all feminists look like even XBrad wouldn’t fuck them… with Rosetta’s dick….. and wiser doing the thrusts?

  25. Everything men do that is not rape is just sublimated rape urges.

    Football? Engineering? Working on cars? Model trains?

    Rape. All of it.

  26. Wiser, we needs some pics!

  27. Pups makes a painful realization:

    http://tinyurl.com/n5hga2t

  28. The only reason I mow my yard is to avoid raping all the neighborhood women.

  29. Today: Brisket on the Pit Barrel.

    Mmm, brisket

  30. That’s an excellent rape avoidance technique, J’ames.

  31. I’m in a rapey mood after I waited until noon for FedEx and they no showed on me. They probably got there ten minutes after I left. I did buy ribs and charcoal for tomorrow assuming no one steals it overnight.

    <__>

    o_o

  32. PD, I respect your hard work put into not raping all the women in your neighborhood. Must be exhausting. But rewarding.

  33. Lots of hot girls at the gym today, but I did squats and deadlifts and fortunately that kept me too busy to rape any of them.

  34. My husband, who is somewhat naive in what I consider a good way, would absolutely not believe me if I told him about this rape culture BS (and that idiotic text). He would be kind of irked I even said it, like it’s demeaning to both of us to consider such stupid thoughts.

    And he’d be right.

  35. My husband is reading right now, and I’m assuming that’s keeping him from raping. But I’m only assuming and you know what happens when you assume….

  36. He’s probably reading about rape techniques. We do it all the time. Special section on Kindle.

  37. I went for a rape today.

    Whoops. I mean run.

    Either way…

  38. >>>>Wiser, we needs some pics!

    I left my laptop at home, so I’ll make a post with my pics when I get back.

    It’s like living in a postcard.

    Coolest thing: we get to airport, walk to the counter, give them our names and they go “okay” and hand us a couple of plastic reusable boarding passes. No ID check, no scanning of our bags.

    Small planes. 8 passenger, two props. We’ve been sitting right behind the pilot.

  39. Hi wiser.

    How many indigenous cultures have you exterminated with you small pox infested beach towel?

  40. Only problem here is the hat, since there is so little to do, my urge to rape has been growing….

    *eyes wiserbride

    *Gets a “Why the hell are you looking at me so weird?” In return.

    *goes back to reading twitter

  41. >>>>How many indigenous cultures have you exterminated with you small pox infested beach towel?

    Hopefully, all of them. Except for those exceptionally attractive individuals that I plan to enslave after I take control of the now de-populated island

  42. Good man. I’d hate to think you were stuck on extermination with no plans for enslavement.

    Go America!

  43. I wonder if these girls believe this stuff or it’s just an attention getter or hop on a feminist band wagon kind of deal?

    Because it’s stooooopid.

  44. Empire building!

  45. >>>>Go America!

    Excuse me????

    Fuck that noise.

    “Go Wisertopia!”

  46. I wonder if these girls believe this stuff or it’s just an attention getter or hop on a feminist band wagon kind of deal?
    —————————-
    They just want an excuse to get drunk and experiment with their roommates taco.

  47. >>>>>They just want an excuse to get drunk and experiment with their roommates taco.

    As I recently explained to wiserbride, there are lesbians you fantasize about and there are lesbians you just don’t want to even accidentally think about.

    Pretty much all feminists fall into that second category

  48. http://i.imgur.com/q4CCFWT.jpg

    I don’t even know what I’m linking.

  49. I’m currently making a list of people who are welcome to join us in Wisertopia.

    It’s a surprisingly short list.

    Tom Hill did not make the cut.

  50. MJ made me laugh like a tard eating skittles.

  51. , there are lesbians you fantasize about and there are lesbians you just don’t want to even accidentally think about.

    Ding Ding Ding!!!

    Amen to that!

  52. Did lena Dunham make the cut?

  53. Why are these feminists trying to make me a lesbian? I refuse to be a lesbian and if Hillary is President I’ll fight it until my last round.

    Wait, if I refuse to be a lesbian therefore I prefer heteronormative sex does that make me a raper too?

  54. >>>>Did lena Dunham make the cut?

    I would consider her just to use her as chum, but I imagine she would be much more effective as shark repellent. I mean, even insatiable eating machines have some standards.

  55. Did lena Dunham make the cut?

    ——-

    If she did the bar is pretty friggen low:

    http://tinyurl.com/p5vt3r9

  56. >>>>>heteronormative sex does that make me a raper too?

    Rapee.

    *eyes mare

    *looks away when she starts giggling

    *updates Wisertopia invite list

  57. Ha! We are all rapey rapists now.

  58. >>>>Ha! We are all rapey rapists now.

    Even Jewstin?

    *so confused

  59. *nods knowingly*

    I’m on the list! I’m on the list!

  60. >>>>I’m on the list! I’m on the list!

    Well, you’re on A list…..

  61. Damn.

  62. Later. Airborne

  63. Have so much fun, Wiser!!

  64. C’mon, Mare; we’ll start our OWN list.

  65. I have to go to, but I am very much interested in starting a list with Cyn.

  66. I have a list.

    Be happy that none of yous are on it.

  67. Chris Hemsworth is definitely on our list.

  68. Twice. At least.

  69. Today is going to be a poopy day. I made the mistake of reading about PP possibly killing babies born alive and went to bed angry.
    Didn’t sleep well and then woke up with a spasm in my back.

    Been sitting here ’til now cruising the interwebs, not moving. Back is less spazzy. Had a lot to do today but it ain’t gonna happen.

  70. Mare, add the guy who plays Jamie Fraser on your list.

  71. Cyn, what is your email? I’ve got a question.

  72. cynmscynATgstring

  73. Yes to Mr. Fraser oh yes

  74. I vaccinated a barn full of girl pigs which is metaphorical rape. I got in 400 rapes before lunch.

  75. Before lunch?!? Daaaang!

    Jewstin is my hero.

  76. >>I’m currently making a list of people who are welcome to join us in Wisertopia.
    It’s a surprisingly short list.

    I suppose diversity, even token diversity, is ruled out then.

  77. Your syringe has admiral staying power.

  78. >>>>Ha! We are all rapey rapists now.
    >>Even Jewstin?
    >>*so confused

    Jewstin especially. By refusing to touch women, he devalues them as not worthy.

    If that is not being a horrible rapist, I don’t know what is.

  79. Cyn, check your string.

  80. WOoT!!

    Poldark books came.

    Thought I ordered from the UK, but they came from Sweden.

  81. No! You’re not my real mom!!1!

  82. Have I said how much I f*cking hate people, lately?

    This whole PP thing…….and zero people in leadership of anywhere giving a care. The circling of the wagons. The nothing from the Church. WTF?

    And then some asshole on faceass saying that conservatives are not the silent majority…that most Americans do not agree with what they stand for. I wanted clarification that most Americans do not agree with the Constitution. I’m getting snark.

  83. No Russians so far, mostly Jews.

  84. Thanks cyn, check it again.

  85. Beware of Gypsies too

  86. My Big Fat Gypsy Garage Sale Takeover

  87. Brisket is cooking.

    mmm, brisket

    And not raping.

  88. Who’s a good boy!?

  89. I just raped a 2 lb block of Colby jack cheese with a paring knife. Bitch was axin for it.

  90. My sword group is doing demonstrations at the library and sparring. I assume that this constitutes rape. Plus, it’s European, so it’s colonial rape.

  91. ACK! Da fuc? I didn’t mean for the picture above to actually show.

  92. Just shut down the garage sale, folks seem to want to hit them before noon, not so much after. We’ll try it again tomorrow.

  93. 2.5 hours, 9 lb trimmed weight brisket, at 145. Holding temps at 270.

    This thing cooks FAST! It would take 5-6 hours to get to this point on my offset smoker.

  94. Is it hot out, pupster? That might affect things.

    Good luck!

  95. Whatever should we do with the rest of the evening?

    http://is.gd/KIHOA9

  96. Beautiful day today, Jay. Hot but not oppressive. Most of the merchandise is inside the garage with a bunch of fans going so it’s not bad out there at all. A couple of neighbors and a housing development were having sales too, so I put signs pointing to my house next to their signs, had real good traffic all morning but dead after 2 or so.

  97. Did you dry rub your brisket?

    *sounds dirty*

  98. Of course I did! However, my dry rub involves oiling,too.

    *sounds even dirtier*

  99. Can you cook baked potatoes directly in the coals?

  100. If foiled, I’d say yes.

  101. Of course I did! However, my dry rub involves oiling,too.

    whose doesn’t?

  102. Why are these feminists trying to make me a lesbian? I refuse to be a lesbian and if Hillary is President I’ll fight it until my last round.
    Wait, if I refuse to be a lesbian therefore I prefer heteronormative sex does that make me a raper too?
    ————————————————-
    Please turn in your rape whistle. You’re one of us now.

  103. J’Ames, do you get the brisket to a certain temp, then wrap in foil to finish?

  104. Yes, pepe. It will stall, and the temp will level out. Crutching powers through it. I’ve tried both naked and crutch, and prefer the crutch.

    At 156 now. Once I hit 160, I’ll wrap it, with 1/2 cup of beef broth. I’ll get a picture.

    I’m following Noah’s recipe to the letter. I always do that the first time, before I start messing with it. The ribs were fantastic done with his recipe. Can’t wait to try a pork butt.

  105. https://instagram.com/janaemariekroc/ This used to be a gigantic, roided out dude named Matt Kroc. He has an exercise named after him (very heavy unilateral dumbbell rows done with iffy form, basically).

    Linked on fucking fitocracy. Tranny bullshit is EVERYWHERE.

    YOU WILL BE MADE TO CARE.

  106. Maybe he she it gets more poontang that way Leon, plus free access to boobs. Win/Win.

  107. Boy 1 and I used to play this game with our first German Shepherd, Wolfgang, around the dining room table:

    http://is.gd/lAfxiK

  108. J’Ames, that’s what we did with a Boston Butt. It came out great, really juicy and great flavor. We were supposed to do ribs and a brisket this weekend, but friends are coming to visit on Tuesday, so Penelope pushed it back ’til then…………..damnit.

  109. Crutched at 160, smells and looks amazing

    https://flic.kr/p/wM8PCd

  110. Temp spiked to 343 when I opened and messed with it, but it’s been holding right at 270-280

  111. Headed to Jay’s for dinner!

  112. Greetings, rich daddies, good-lookin’ mammas, and babies who need to shut the fuck up.

  113. For MJ…

    http://tinyurl.com/nkx2ovt

  114. Oh, and Jamie Fraser, the guy who plays him or the character in our mind is definitely on our list. DEFINITELY. I SAID DEFINITELY.

  115. Comment by Sean M. on August 1, 2015 6:22 pm
    Greetings, rich daddies, good-lookin’ mammas, and babies who need to shut the fuck up.

    ——

    Mare loves Sean.

    (I also loved the “courtesy flushers”…hshahahahaha)

  116. Right back atcha, mare.

    http://is.gd/A1svul

  117. We’ve not had measurable rain for a couple months.
    Been vary hot & dry.
    Today is our day for brush-fires.
    Very smoky outside and ash falling like snow.
    Several large fires in the area but Seattle “News” only reporting on one. It’s just those country-folks in South Sound. No biggie…

    http://www.kirotv.com/news/news/brush-fire-burning-near-graham-wash/nnBWL/

  118. Ceiling, doors, trim….Done, done, done.

  119. Evening.

  120. I’m raping a six pack of beer at this very moment.

  121. No Means No, Jewstin.

  122. Left to right – Tushar, life..

    http://is.gd/iMdVrG

  123. Oh, Sean? Nessie says “Hi”.

    http://is.gd/chv8sC

  124. Is the Aiden guy that plays Poldark on the list?

  125. Pupster, you should have Nessie negotiate with the yard-salers. You will make a small fortune.

  126. Pfft. Like she’ll let anybody into the yard.

  127. http://is.gd/GnxEjc

  128. That’s the face she makes when she plays frisbee. She doesn’t like to drop it but she wants you to throw it. The compromise is to bark and snap her teeth at your face while you reach down to pick up the frisbee. Such fun.

  129. Oh, Sean? Nessie says “Hi”.

    She seems nice.

  130. For MJ…
    http://tinyurl.com/nkx2ovt
    ————————————
    I love that chick. I think her name is something something girl in Up in the Air.

  131. Hey, MJ, have you heard this guy?

    https://youtu.be/57yHnFN0J-M

    I’m listening to the album at work right now.

  132. When men are not raping, then logically everything that they do is merely an alternative to rape, because it is what they are doing when they are not raping.

  133. That is actually pretty unassailable logic. Well done.

    *puts laura’s logic up on the fridge*

  134. Brisket is at 205 after 5.5 hours, resting under a towel.

  135. We should have an H2 fridge. Mare’s musings could go on there, too.

  136. Why, J’Ames? The fridge should be for stuff that we want people to look at.

  137. You’re a towel.

  138. “Janae Marie Transgender/genderfluid Alpha male/girly girl Lesbian in a male body Single at the moment”

    leon – i was immediately struck by the absurdity of “genderfluid Alpha male – girly girl” what the everloving fuck could that possibly even mean, other than the obvious mental disorder and concomitant cognitive chaos..

  139. https://instagram.com/janaemariekroc/ This used to be a gigantic, roided out dude named Matt Kroc. He has an exercise named after him (very heavy unilateral dumbbell rows done with iffy form, basically).

    Apparently Janae Marie is currently single. I don’t know why. Who couldn’t want a roided out man dressed as a woman? What lesbian doesn’t dream of such a catch?

  140. Jam2, that’s only confusing if you’re too narrow-minded to believe that a girly-girl can’t also be a solid-muscle human fireplug with an enormous set of male genitalia.

    You need to review some of Leon’s MMM posts and expand your parameters of femininity.

  141. Mare, Lauraws filling up the fridge and there’s no room for my dog drawing!!!

  142. Knock knock

  143. Who’s there?

  144. Your mom.

  145. Taste report?

  146. The nightmare is almost over.

    Football next weekend!

  147. Taste is really good. Excellent in fact. Just as tender as the offside version.

    https://flic.kr/p/wNJJjv

  148. How do you secure the brisket in the barrel, J’Ames? If you hang it, how do you keep the broth inside the crutch wrapping?

  149. *Comment by SoWhat on August 1, 2015 9:23 pm

    Knock knock
    Comment by scott on August 1, 2015 9:26 pm

    Who’s there?
    Comment by Sean M. on August 1, 2015 9:37 pm

    Your mom.
    Comment by scott on August 1, 2015 9:38 pm

    Taste report?*

    dusty with a hint of Humas’ shorts

  150. *denounces self as narrow-minded non-girly/girl, MMM reviewer, non-expansionist, rapist…?*

  151. Yaught

  152. Yaught to know better.

  153. It’s hung until you crutch it. When you crutch it, you put in the grill, and set it on there.

    I used 2 hooks to hang it, one attached to the other. Didn’t even budge. I cut off a small piece of the end, because it touched the coals at first. It shrinks, and I’ll learn how to hang it so I don’t have to cut any, should be pretty easy.

    11 pounds to begin with, netted 5.5 pounds finished.

  154. Yaught to know me by now

  155. By the way, laura, strained your yogurt recipe to make greek yogurt, and it’s delicious on baked potatoes instead of sour cream.

  156. hehe, hi sohos!

  157. I hope life is treating you well.

  158. Jay, are there multiple positions or levels for the grill? From your picture of the brisket hanging it looks like the pegs that hold the grill are far away from the coals.

  159. It’s hung until you crutch it.

    That’s what she said.

  160. http://hillaryforprison.net/

    Seems right…

    Hi, SoHot!

  161. What’s new Sowhat?

    http://is.gd/f2C5fX

  162. Glad you’re enjoying the yogurt recipe, Jay! If you strain it over several days while periodically turning/ stirring it, you get something a lot like cream cheese, too. It can be salted for bagels or even made into cheesecake.

    I cheat by adding lots of dry milk powder to begin with, to reduce the straining.

  163. “Yaught” not be flashin’ those thangs where teh dawg see’s em

  164. If you put it in the sun for an hour or so, you get special sauce.

  165. Only one position for the grill, pupster, and it’s a ways up like you saw.

    You could put the charcoal basket on a concrete block inside, or your chimney starter, to bring it up closer, and actually grill on it.

  166. Mrs Jay loves smoothies, so she’s enjoying it too.

    *sets low hanging fruit trap

  167. *wonders if there is a use for the trimmed beef fat from a brisket…

  168. “Janae Marie Transgender/genderfluid Alpha male/girly girl Lesbian in a male body Single at the moment”

    No shit really???

    What’s that thing about not fucking crazy?

  169. But fuck closing tags in particular

  170. closing tags are for closers.

  171. if;
    closing tags are for closers.

    then what are:
    “But fuck closing tags”
    for?

  172. >>>>”Butt fuck closing tags”

    Whaaaa??

  173. Eight years ago, when my mom built her house in Payson, she planted an apple tree and a peach tree in the backyard for us all to enjoy someday.

    My mother-in-law, who’d been up at the Payson House with my FiL for the month of July, insisted on stopping by this afternoon; she brought over a peach cobbler she made with the peaches from that tree in the backyard.

  174. “Whaaaa??”
    jus axing for a friend…..

  175. Cyn made me cry.

  176. I bet a certain MIL got some hugs and kisses today.

  177. “my FiL for the month of July, insisted on stopping by this afternoon; she brought over a peach cobbler she made with the peaches from that tree in the backyard.”

    a peach offering…

  178. Crying here too. Hit me hard.

  179. Did anybody weep bitter tears into their frozen dinner while reading about anybody else’s awesome food today?

  180. *sends a care package of homemade viddles to Sean

  181. *offers Cyn a peck on the cheek*

    http://is.gd/FrCr7B

    HOLY JESUS

  182. Work tomorrow. Goodnight shmoopkins.

    *squishes on Cyn a bit extra*

  183. http://tinyurl.com/q7yrm4a

    /hotspurt

  184. Cyn, did you tell the peach cobbler to “Fear the fork?”. Grasping at straws. Trying to not cry anymore. Hugs all the Hostages.

  185. *waits by mailbox*

    *hopes viddles are packed in dry ice*

  186. G’night. We only have one episode of Deadwood left. I could never get Dan interested in Firefly. I failed.

  187. Not interested in Firefly? What’s wrong with Dan?

  188. Sleep baby sleep
    Now that the night is over
    And the sun comes
    Like a derp into our room
    All perfect light and promises

  189. What the fuck is this shit?

    *shoves fist in internet’s ass for allowing this blog to live*

    http://www.missingdoghead.com

    Hahahaha. You know what would be funny? If you had a serious business – maybe like a doctor’s office – and your website was http://www.missingdoghead.com.

    Mare: I would like to file a sexual harrassment claim against Rosetta!

    Person working the drive-thru at Taco Bell: What? It’s 2 am and we just closed.

    Mare: Rosetta has sexually harrassed me and I won’t stand for it!

    Night manager at Taco Bell: Please get out of the drive-thru sir.

    Mare: This treatment is outrageous!! I am filing a formal complaint. What is the website for your headquarters?!

    Night janitor at Taco Bell: It’s http://www.missingdoghead.org. You can leave a comment there.

    Mare: Ok! Thank you! Hey can I still get some nachos?

  190. Morning.

  191. G’day.

  192. Fuckin A.

  193. oy!

  194. I see Rosetta was here:

    http://tinyurl.com/kmz4uaq

  195. Rosetta was here?
    http://tinyurl.com/nfap7tk

  196. http://is.gd/rosetta_was_here

  197. http://is.gd/Bth1zu

  198. Ha ha ha!

    Socialism, whether tried on grand scale or small scale, always fails.

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2015/08/01/seattle-ceo-who-set-firm-minimum-wage-to-70g-rents-house-to-make-ends-meet/

  199. My favorite part of that story is that he’s astonished that he lost his best two employes because they resented the slackers making $70k. Who the fuck could not see that shit coming?

  200. New post

  201. Oh. Hey Rosetta.

    http://i.imgur.com/G7IZt6C.jpg


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