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Bogus Nachos Muchachos, and welcome to Big Boob Friday.

 

This video is so 80’s I just tied a potato to my belt.

 

Your model for today is from Ft. Lauderdale, FL and is half Irish half Chinese, which I guess means she can only drive well when she’s drunk. She stands 5’2″ tall and a very sporty 99lbs, 32F-24-34. She’s pretty much the most wholesome looking porn star ever, if you are into that sort of thing. She has this snaggly little canine tooth that just….I just…OK never mind. Please stop asking for baby updates long enough to welcome, Miss Shae Summers!

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184 Comments

  1. Well, this is awkward.

  2. If no one else is going to do her, I guess I will.

  3. congrats Mr. & Mrs. Leon

  4. nice tits pupster

  5. I enjoy looking at her boobs.

  6. Wakey wakey.

    GET UP NEW PARENTS. It time to get up and stare at your new baby !!!!

  7. Sniff her head. It doesn’t last long. You got to get all the new baby sniffs in while it lasts.

  8. Oskar doesn’t feel well. He’s at the end of his days to be honest. but anyway – what he wants is for me to drag his double-dog bed where-ever I am so he can lie on THAT near me.

    He is very insistent about this.

  9. I’m reading Deeply Odd now.

    Leon inspired me. Too much political stuff lately. I need fluff.

  10. I wonder if we’ll get a chemical analysis of new baby smell from leon. That will be helpful, for replication purposes. If it’s possible.

  11. Also, in more important news:

    OUT FOR DELIVERY

  12. Leon with a new baby. MJ with a girlfriend. J’ames with a new grill. WIser on an exotic vacation (what’s a vacation again?)

    We’re going to need to recruit fresh meat.

  13. I don’t remember that new baby smell. I do recall that old diaper smell.

  14. Pish posh pupster.

  15. Simply the best news ever! Congrats Leons.

    I was referring to your precious baby not the BBF model.

  16. Nice model. She no look half-Chinese.

  17. We were not at risk for a hysterectomy for the placenta attachment. It can almost always be resolved with a D&C now. That has risks, of course, but it’s nowhere near that awful. The corrective measure in this case was mostly just excruciating but not surgical.

    Mrs Caruthers taught me and Cordelia some new swear words.

  18. Congrats. on the baby, Leon. Glad everybody is doing okay.

  19. That’s good Leon. I almost had a H after Erin because my stupid uterus would contract. D&C didn’t do nothing. THey gave me some $1000 shot which finally worked. Only needed 4 units of blood afterwards.

    DId they tell you when you can go home yet? Hospital beds suck.

  20. I have been holding her off and on throughout the night. Plenty of smells and kisses. I misread her weight because I’m used to my kitchen scale. 6# 7.5 oz.

  21. And when are you bringing her food? Did you find someplace good. Did she get her beer yet?

  22. She’s an MJ sized baby. My smallest was 7 8. Erin was over 9.

  23. Leon needs to put the baby down long enough to take a picture.

  24. I’ve got to go deadlift now.

    I’ll be expecting a picture when I’m done.

  25. Breastfeeding appeared to make the difference here, Carin. She started to deliver it then, but her cervix was already mostly contracted, so it had to be extracted manually.

  26. Heh, like Car in would put a baby down long enough to take a picture.

    That’s rich.

  27. That wasn’t an option for me. After delivery and the placenta I was bleeding so heavily I passed out. I actually bleed all during labor – they don’t know why – so I was already a bit low.

  28. “Heh, like Car in would put a baby down long enough to take a picture.

    selfie stick.

  29. I brought her oatmeal and hash browns and sausage and melon and strawberries and cottage cheese an hour ago. No beer yet. We will likely go home tonight a little after 6.

  30. YEA!!!!! Beer tonight? I bet she’s too tired. It will be tomorrow.

  31. *sigh of happiness for the Carutherses*

    We understand if you get a bit scarce for a while. Priorities.

  32. Oh come on, laura. H2 should be #1.

  33. I’m just sayin. 1) Have baby, 2) disappear from the internet. It is a pattern. And it is awesome (for them).

  34. >>selfie stick.

    A newborn does not have the grasping strength and the dexterity to operate a selfie stick.

    /Leon

  35. She’ll be lifting by Monday.

  36. *in case nobody clicks on the links anymore*

    http://i.imgur.com/PyAqkBA.gifv

  37. Pups, I commend your ability to procure the exactly apt gif for the occasion.

  38. Comment by Tushar on July 24, 2015 9:30 am
    Pups, I commend your ability to procure the exactly apt gif for the occasion.

    ——

    +1

  39. I wish it paid better.

  40. *searches for girl toddler deadlift gif*

  41. Not sure if that was a dead lift or snatch but no way I was putting the word snatch in that comment.

  42. Since the last couple of windoze updates, my “thumbnail zoom plus” hasn’t been working on most links, anybody else having a problem? This is the browser-add on that opens picture links when you rest the cursor on them.

  43. http://is.gd/aBqK5w

  44. Typical Friday

    http://is.gd/zE9D0o

  45. My hover thing still works Pups. I have no idea which one it is but no problemos.

  46. Yannow, if Leon doesn’t post pics soon, we’re going to assume he had a psychotic break and the baby is imaginary. Who’s taking care of Benny?

  47. Definitely a snatch. Clean and Jerk would be to the shoulders, then overhead. Deadlift is to the waist.

    Maybe this will help.

  48. My hover goes on vacation every once in a while, too, pups. When I click on a link, sometimes it starts up again.

  49. *in case nobody clicks on the links anymore*

    Looks like car in.

  50. leon, did you change the baby’s first poopy diaper? Dads are supposed to change the baby’s first poopy diaper. It’s in the rulebook.

  51. Happy birthday, PattyAnn.

    Happy birthday, CordeliaCaruthers.

  52. Don’t forget, for girls, wipe front to back.

  53. Meconium happens.

  54. From the last thread:

    Lippy, sorry to hear your dive masters were careless. The guys at Hamanasi were laid back, but not when it came to safety.

    And, Wiser, be mindful of the hours until you fly on your last dive.

    I don’t dive anymore, but all of my diving prior to Belize was shipwrecks on the Great Lakes. Deepest dive was 175 feet. Temperatures at the bottom are typically around 34º, even in the middle of summer.

    Belize was the only warm water diving I ever did.

    Now all of the shipwrecks are encrusted with zebra mussels. Glad I saw them before this happened.

  55. Hahahahaha

    Beasn is a font of knowledge.

  56. A newborn does not have the grasping strength and the dexterity to operate a selfie stick.

    /Leon

    OMG Tushar, that was a dead-on perfect impression.

    When Leon leaves us to spend more time with the baby, it would be nice if you would step up and ‘be Leon’ once in a while.

  57. Squeeeee!!! Baby C is here!! Wonderful news too that both are well :)

  58. Two leons? I don’t think the world is ready.

  59. I am driving to Washington DC area to attend a wedding.
    Hindu girl (wife’s niece) and a half-Jewish-half-Catholic boy.
    The good kind of diversity.

  60. Also, nice bewbs and linkies, Puppeh.

  61. >>When Leon leaves us to spend more time with the baby, it would be nice if you would step up and ‘be Leon’ once in a while.

    Ok, ok. I get the message. I will try to be less Tushar.

  62. That snatch form was excellent.

  63. I had to pick up 175 lbs 55 times at crossfit.

    I need a beer.

  64. I still can’t snatch right now because of my shoulder. Sigh. Or do pullups.

    Deadlifts and squats. Some clean and jerks are ok with low weight.

  65. Ok. I get it . Babies and vacations and girlfriends and grills.

    I’ll go GARDEN.

  66. I learned this morning that I cannot part-time at my current jerb after I start at the new one. HR hated the idea (eff those hags, as usual), so today I have to do all my out-processing job crap. Home for an hour or so to handle it.

  67. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on July 24, 2015 12:25 am
    Lippy, I think the problem was that the placenta remained attached to the uterine wall after the baby was born. When that happens, Mom keeps bleeding; if not taken care of, Mom could die.

    This is almost always by a lack of gluten. True story.

  68. *worries Leon may miss baby’s first poop while he’s outprocessing

  69. Comment by Cyn on July 24, 2015 10:43 am
    Also, nice bewbs and linkies, Puppeh.

    —-

    haha

    Your links were good pups, we’re just all so caught up in baby love.

  70. She’s been through 5 diapers since last night, Car in. Poops all over the place.

    No, I haven’t changed one yet. I will, but have not.

  71. I always thought breasfed baby poop smelled like carmel corn.

  72. Congratulations, Leon. Great to hear mom and Cordelia are doing well. My favorite weird baby trick is putting them in the car seat and driving around when all else fails to get them to sleep. Our kids were 3/3 on that being effective.

  73. So far getting her to sleep has been easy. We’ll see how long that lasts.

  74. Kiss here on top of her fuzzy little head for Uncle Hotspur, will you please?

  75. Yea the first week or so the trick ses to be getting them to stay awake.

  76. She falls asleep nursing very readily.

    Will do Hotspur. Full head of fuzzy hair right now.

  77. Holy crap – is she even “legal”?

  78. Barely.

  79. >>So far getting her to sleep has been easy. We’ll see how long that lasts.

    Not long.

  80. Add a smooch from Uncle XBrad please.

  81. And one from Aunt Tess :-)

  82. Aww, a new baby. Congrats, Leon and Mrs. Leon. My parenting advice: keep one end wet and keep the other end dry. As far as which end gets what, I have no idea.

  83. Got my lawn done about an hour ago and the skies just opened up with a downpour. I’m feeling pretty good about that!

  84. I want you to kiss Cordelia’s head for me too!! Or her toes. Oh, shoot anything baby.

  85. PIT BARREL UPDATE:

    Website says delivered, but I have been unable to obtain visual confirmation (read: wife won’t go out and take picture of box)

    The nerve of that woman…

  86. Mitch McConnell is a POS. Period. End of Sentence. I only love Cruz more because he called McConnell a liar on the senate floor. About damn time.

  87. Heh, Rush had Cruz on today for about 18 minutes which is a long segment. Let him explain the bill, McConnell’s lying about it and how this happens via lobbyists loving up on both parties.

    It’s always about the money. Follow the money, you can’t go wrong.

    Oh, and I have zero doubt that the dems have pics/video/emails of McConnell doing something horrible. Zero.

    Throw in that POS Boehner into that NSA mix too.

  88. http://is.gd/ToD9hc

  89. “Daddy, will I ever get to meet Auntie Mare?”

    “No, Cordelia, I’m afraid not.”

  90. *likes

  91. And, Wiser, be mindful of the hours until you fly on your last dive.

    gonna keep the diving to the middle of the week, so I’ll be fine.

    I was gonna dive the Great Blue Hole, but after readingthis, maybe not.

    http://www.belizeadventure.ca/great-blue-hole/

    How the hell did you dive to 175ft? Max depth for rec dives is supposed to be 130ft.

  92. Congrats to the leons. Fantastic news. Great way to start the weekend.

  93. I’m a certified rescue diver. Once you get that much training under your belt, you’re pretty much on your own. If you’re on a charter, it’s the dive master’s prerogative to allow deeper dives. They look at your log, and say you look okay, or you don’t have enough experience for this dive.

  94. I’ve got about 40 dives under my belt, butI haven’t been on a dive since 2006, so I think I’m gonna take it easy.

    And this place sounds awesome:

    http://www.belizeadventure.ca/half-moon-caye-wall/

  95. I’m a certified rescue diver.

    Well there you go.

  96. Here’s a pic of me diving in Belize. I was wrong, it wasn’t January, it was Feb.

  97. The youtube video linked on that page is awesome too, Wiser. I’d love to go just to visit the Mayan ruins :)

  98. I click on all the linx, all the time.

  99. Here’s a pic of me diving in Belize.

    Huh. Being underwater makes you look younger. You should try it more often.

  100. I’d love to go just to visit the Mayan ruins :)

    we’re gonna do all that shit. That;s why we there for 10 days.

    beach bars, siteseeing, couple of dives, beach bars, snorkeling and beach bars.

    If you never hear from me again, it’s because I decided to sell all of our worldly possessions and stay there.

  101. I bought a hemp shirt in Belize, but it’s on the boat.

  102. mostly beach bars, right Tom Cruise?

  103. Heh.

    http://tinyurl.com/ndza4p4

  104. Is Beasn a Belizean?

  105. Hahahahahaha

  106. “…it’s because I decided to sell all of our worldly possessions and stay there.”

    Thereby rendering all questions about where to meat, moot for all time.

    Let’s just do this.

  107. Clever Mr Chumpo!

  108. I think I’ll send that to One Barrel. Maybe they give us a bottle and a hat.

  109. http://tinyurl.com/ndza4p4

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    rummy

  110. >>>Is Beasn a Belizean?

    She’s a Bezilean

  111. Beasnian.

  112. She’s a Bezilean

    Sounds susceptible to razor burn. Better put some aloe on that.

  113. Mine are bigger

  114. Why has no one here told me it’s National Tequila Day?

    It’s like I don’t even know who you people are, anymore.

  115. *throws sohos $2.70 in BZ Dollars

  116. Aww, the voice of Woodhouse on Archer, George Coe, passed away.

  117. http://is.gd/xMHOzC

  118. Comment by Jay in Ames on July 24, 2015 5:23 pm

    Pretty interesting stuff:

    Meh, anyone complaining about how “stupid” the US Army was during WWII is not worth listening to any further.

  119. Don’t forget to load up your luggage with Marie Sharps’s. That stuff is awesome – I go through the big bottles in about a week. Michael discovered it on a trip to Belize, and advocated relocating the entire IB/H2 crowd to Belize for the entire time IB/H2 have existed.

  120. I decided to sell all of our worldly possessions.

    It is not as easy to do as it sounds.

  121. Oso kisses for Cordelia 😘

  122. Evening.

  123. http://is.gd/pur8N8

  124. SO Cletus checked my barns while I was at Baby Farm this week. I told the piggies to trample his lazy ass if he sets foot in any of the pens.

  125. In the last month we have sold on Craigslist:

    Couch
    Reclining Chair
    Reclining Chair
    Coffee Table
    End table
    End table
    End table
    Desk
    Desk
    Treadmill
    Lawn Mower
    Weed Trimmer
    Wall Mirror
    Charcoal Grill
    Dining Room Table
    Dining Room Chair (x4)
    Office Chair
    Office Chair
    Office Chair
    Gas Generator
    Air Compressor

    AT BEST we have recovered 20-25% of the original new prices of these items, AT WORST we have sold for 50% of their value used.

    On EBAY we have done better, but we only use it for small items that are easy to ship.

    Garage sale is next weekend.

  126. AT BEST we have recovered 20-25% of the original new prices of these items, AT WORST we have sold for 50% of their value used.

    —–

    I think you did pretty well. Did people just come by and look at it and pay cash?

    Any weirdos?

  127. >>>>Michael discovered it on a trip to Belize, and advocated relocating the entire IB/H2 crowd to Belize for the entire time IB/H2 have existed.

    That is exactly why we are going to Belize. I suggested this as a destination to wiserbride based on Michael’s recommendation.

    True story.

  128. Pretty interesting stuff (Part II): http://is.gd/fBHNCm

  129. Greetings, people who got murdered when they went to look at Puppeh’s furniture.

  130. It just occurred to me…… I took Michael’s suggestion……

    This trip is going to suck.

  131. http://ifunny.co/fun/KWVd3uX63

  132. Most of the items were too big to transport so we had to let folks into our home to see and buy. We put a picture of Nessie the Wonder Dog in all of our auctions so people know what’s up. Really only had one buyer that was a minor problem, sniffing around Mrs. Pupster with texts a bit. I took care of it. I’ve had to give the address out to folks who never show up and stop returning calls and texts, which is really the biggest worry I have right now.

    We’ve instituted Threat Level Yellow, so we are always together and backing each other up when customers appear, and I’ve got one Pupster boy backing me up and another with the dog backing him.

  133. No baby pics yet??

    I move to revoke Leon’s platinum membership with immediate effect.

  134. You can’t go wrong with Nessie.

  135. Second. Also, harrumph.

  136. Happy birfday, Patty Ann. I guess you’ve got a decent reason for never talking with me these days.

  137. >>>>I move to revoke Leon’s platinum membership with immediate effect.

    Wait…. When did he get platinum membership?

    WHY WAS I NOT TOLD OF THIS?????

  138. >>>>Happy birfday, Patty Ann. I guess you’ve got a decent reason for never talking with me these days.

    She hate you

  139. That, too.

  140. “You may purchase this couch if you think you can get it to your truck before you bleed out”.

    http://is.gd/v2Ejoq

  141. We just put 50 strawberry plants in.

    WE’RE GOING TO NEED MORE RUM!

  142. Nessie looks like a sweet love muffin.

  143. She’s a maniac.

  144. Nessie has the “Stahp paw”

  145. Wiser, that Chilling with Hillary was so creepy. Who thought that would work?

  146. Her only hope is Trump running as a third party.

  147. To that end, scott, has anyone incorporated a Classy Uranium Mining company? Something could be fishy there.

  148. Yep. Even D-rats have been reminded why she didn’t get the nom in ’08. Already peaked in the 30%. That may be enough with Trump.

  149. CUMCO.

  150. Heh.

  151. CUMCO. Heh.

  152. Temps in the 90s. Turned Swamp Cooler on for the Divas. 81 degrees in the Condo when we got home. 20% humidity outside. Turned off Swamp and opened windows. Still 81, but feels much cooler. Yay for clouds.

  153. I am home to feed every animal and water the garden. I will try to get a baby pic up.

  154. Let the animals loose in the garden. They’ll eat and pee in there, and you have time to put up a pic.

  155. PoL adorably updated. Now I need to play with Benny a while so he isn’t nightmarishly lonely while we wait to be discharged.

  156. http://dailybruin.com/2015/07/20/free-tampons-would-slow-flow-of-gender-inequality/

    And read the comments.

  157. Can someone email me the passwords?

    I had them saved but charter is being an a-hole.

  158. Beasn is my password twinsie! I texted Cynabuns.

  159. I used to be able to put cyn’s name in the search and the email with the passwords, when she first sent them out, would pop right up.

    Since they’ve changed their format, they suck even more.

  160. She’s beautiful Leon. Please extend our compliments to Mrs. Caruthers.

  161. You can just open the media folder if you have access. Look for a miniature Leon who just found out the gym was closed.

  162. Lookin’ good, babycaruthers! Congrats, leon.

  163. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  164. Who wants to give me access?

  165. Gross.

  166. Did anybody find it surprisingly easy to choose between their relationship with anybody else and the quest to break the world record for the longest toenails today?

  167. Beautiful baby girl!
    Nice work, you two.

    Went into the garden and picked carrots and snap-peas for this, again, tonight.
    We like it.
    http://allrecipes.com/recipe/lemon-chicken-stir-fry-2/

  168. BABY!!

    *reinstates platinum membership

  169. Nevermind, charter burped it up for me.

    She’s a sweetie, leon! Please note we will be requiring MOAR pictures.

    Also, didja get to swipe the hospital flannel blankie?

  170. Has anyone heard from TexasJew?

  171. He popped in a few weeks back

  172. I see him on the Twitters fairly regularly.

  173. Cordelia SQUEEEEEEE! Godparents? Baptismal name? Should we just insert Cordelia before all the other G’mama names?

  174. Beasn, he’s been tearing up the Twitterverse with Iran nukes and other Tevye type news.

  175. Also, didja get to swipe the hospital flannel blankie?

    Of course. They told us to take it and let the dog sniff it. She’s home now, resting in crib. Momma is finally getting some sleep at least until she fusses. We haven’t picked godparents yet. Being the only practicing Catholics in the family makes that tough.

  176. I pick Roamy. Super serial.

  177. Sleep now. I’ve had 8 hours in the last 60. Time to catch up if I can.

  178. I would be happy to, but she’s awfully far away.

  179. Proxy for ceremony? Godparent MEANS something. Not cultural. Not familial. Faith based.

  180. How the hell did you dive to 175ft? Max depth for rec dives is supposed to be 130ft

    *cough*

  181. Leon, she is too precious for words….

  182. Now, how can it be
    That a love carved out of caring
    Fashioned by derp could suffer so hard
    From the games played once too often
    But making mistakes is a part of life’s imperfection
    Born of the years
    Is it so wrong to be human after all?


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