July 9, 2015
Categories: Your mom likes this . . Author: Cyn, Widgets Fixerer
Not seeing the first pic. Well done!
Really? Shows up fine for me.
Perhaps you are not worthy.
Cyn, I answered on the last thread.
Seeing it now, hmmm. After I went to the original site, that is. Wonder if it cached.
Mare, it’s prostate cancer. You should get it checked out.
Mare – I answered you back, but putting it here:
Quit dicking around and get into the doc.
It doesn’t sound like how my shingles started, so that’s good.
Quit dicking around and get into the doc.
It doesn’t sound like how my shingles started, so that’s good.
IDK, Jay; it just made me giggle. He has such a good sense of humor it’s fun to find pix of him.
Cyn, I moved, I don’t have a doc. And I’d rather go to a dermatologist and getting in is tough.
Will have to go see someone if it doesn’t get better soon.
Thor has a lovely body.
Just rub some dirt on it.
This is a cool poat.
I follow this chick on Facebook.
If you tell them you think it’s shingles, you’ll get in almost immediately.
But if there’s no pain or itch, you may just need a box of wine.
HS I love Myrna Loy. I think I’ve seen every one of her films. Lana Turner too. Great link.
a box of wine.
I’ve never heard of anybody doing that.
Sorry for your loss, Wiserbud. I always enjoyed your Wisergranny stories. Condolences to Wiserbride.
I’m thinking the box of wine diagnosis is spot on!
Cyn should be a doctor.
How much wine can a box hold? (a typical box)
People are walking around in sweatshirts up here. 8th of July. Hottest time of the year.
It’s 66 here.
Hotspur, we shipped a bunch of those Cheney pics! IIRC, the nudes of Barbara Stanwyck in particular sold for thousands each. We also shipped the oversized hand mirror that a lot of his models posed with. And a shitload of his photo equipment.
Yup. NSFW: https://www.liveauctioneers.com/item/9774319_barbara-stanwyck-nude-photograph
6K for an old nudie. Amazing.
Condolences to the Wisers.
I’d hit it.
My folks were good friends with the local dance instructor in my small town, Kathryn Johnson. She was something of an institution in town.
And she got her start in the Follies.
Great Zigfeld Follies story.
And: I’d hit it.
I know what movie I’m looking forward to: The Finest Hours
Here’s a couple of cool stories about my maternal grandparents:
My granddad worked for a stock brokerage firm in Detroit. In the early days of radio, baseball broadcasts didn’t come from the ballpark. So here’s the story: Since my granddad knew Morse code (from the stock exchanges) someone would call the play by play at the ballpark, he would tap it by telegraph to the Fisher Building, where someone would transcribe it, then the radio announcer would read it over the air, as though he was at the game. Nobody knew they were getting the sports cast about five minutes delayed.
My grandmother, who we called Meme, was a terrific piano player, so terrific in fact that she was the piano player at the silent movies at a theater in Detroit.
These two people were born before airplane flight, radio, tv, and before the democrats switched sides with the republicans. They saw it all, including the fake moon landings.
Love the sports story. Amazing what those guys used to do. Reagan did that, too, right here in Des Moines.
That looks pretty intense, J’ames.
I got chills watching the trailer Jay. The attempted Massachusetts accents were distracting though!
I like the Coasties. If I hadn’t joined the Army, I would have joined them.
I always thought Costner’s movie The Guardian was underrated.
Okay, I’m going to get this off my chest.
Why are there steak knives? Any serrated table knife will cut the toughest meat just fine. Hell, even a plastic serrated knife will work just as well.
Fuck steak knives.
I like those movies. At least this one has the good Affleck actor brother in it. Chris Pine is pretty good too. I’m surprised he doesn’t have an H2 day dedicated to him. Maybe if there were a Pineday.
i agree on The Guardian. Even Ashton Kutcher was good in that.
I like using my regular knife, but that looks barbaric, using an 8 inch chef’s knife at the table. Fun though!
Oh, I just remembered.
A friend of mine’s adult son was out to dinner, and his steak knife slid off the table. By reflex he caught it between his legs. Severed his femoral artery. Damn near died.
Uh, Hotspur, do you remember just how tough the steaks were when you were in the service?
Yeah, either a steak knife or a table saw.
*ban the steak knives*
That’s a crazy story Hotspur. Using your steak knife to cut your steak up into safe sized pieces so you don’t accidentally choke on a big chunk of meat and the unexpected happens.
Steak house employees are likely well versed in the Heimlich Maneuver. Tourniquet application is probably not taught.
The story of Frank, the asshole
Frank is a dick.
Frank didn’t win, though.
Ha ha, Frank.
Feeling my pain, are ya? You’re in MI. I’m in a place that should be mostly 90 degrees throughout June, July, and August. Hot, hot, Africa hot.
My one tomato plant looks like it thinks it’s fall.
Frank is the reason we can’t have nice things
I don’t remember the last time I got a pointy steak knife in a restaurant. Most of them have been the round-tipped sort with nice wide blades.
ISIL leader killed by choking on a steak, and a drone strike. But mostly by a drone strike.
It’s 53F and raining here (we haven’t had a single 5 day stretch without rain since April), beasn. Mustard? Huge and growing. Squashes? Gigantic.
Tomatoes and peppers hate life.
H2 Weather Solutions™
It’s only 82 here right now. Woohoo!
Jay when I click on your link (not a euphemism) it says imgur is over capacity.
Worst comment ever.
I love it when those fat turd ISIS leaders get a bomb up their ass.
Monday when I walked out the door to go to work I chcked the weather conditions on my phone. Temp was 74 and humidity was 75%. it is a very rare occurrence for the humidity to be above the temp out here. We got no rain out of the deal.
Jimbro, you’ll probably enjoy this.
That’s the website having issues mare. Learn patience, grasshopper.
*no offense, oso
70 here with 55% humidity. Dropped into the 50s last night. Great sleeping weather.
Cyn, go check out the pics of Chris from the set of Huntsman 2.
Finally, a real number.
Your mom is a real number.
Also, Charlize + Chris = BUNK!
She’s also humid
72 now. I had to come inside to cool down a bit.
Mind you – the air conditioner isn’t on! Haa haa babaaa haaaaa
No it’s jut a bit cooler because when it’s 56 ever night the house doesn’t really heat up during the day.
Lasagna bed STARTED. Also spread dirt. Weeded.
I need to go run in a bit.
Thanks to Car in, I just realized the condo is staying cool with just open windows and ceiling fans. Yay for overcast skies.
Yea Oso – it’s only “hot” outside if you’re doing yardwork. It’s not “hot”-hot.
It’s not Chris Hemsworth hot or anything.
XBrad, the North Pond Hermit story captivated Maine when he was discovered. That story was a good summation of it. Might make a good made-for-TV movie. Probably not a blockbuster unless they lie about some details.
I remember when they caught him. It was an interesting story, and that GQ piece was really interesting.
Ace is en fuego at the mothership and I love him!
Cyn is visiting Beasn?
If conservatives are smart they would pound the “sanctuary cities” idiocy like the left did the Confederate flag.
Except pushing back on sanctuary cities would actually do something useful.
Tushar has been WINNING on the cute links.
Oso, I agree.
Frank the asshole isn’t busy now, mare.
If Obama had a “son”: http://is.gd/K7uArd
‘Mistress Creammy Juicy’
Ace’s latest post is excellent. My stupid brain had a few flashes where I could see this chasm between working class and edumacated republicans, but only Ace can articulate the issue with precise words.
FWIW, I am educated myself, but I identify more with gun toting, beer swilling Appalachian hillbillies than educated upper middle/upper snob classes.
**looks down nose at plebian brown guy**
‘Mistress Creammy Juicy’ = Florida Man
Ha Ha Ha!
H2 is actually a good model for how the GOP coalition should be.
You are all snobbish educated people, but you don’t show overt hostility towards Dave and me.
RIP Kenny “The Snake” Stabler.
*slides Appletini down the bar to Tushar*
Wiser, so sorry to hear about Granny. My condolences to Wiserbride, too.
**Downs the Appeltini
**Chases that down with a Coors Light beer
**downs a glass of Chateau Margaux 2009
Well, not toward you, anyhow.
A 2009 Chateau Margaux should not be drunk until at least 2024.
>>A 2009 Chateau Margaux should not be drunk until at least 2024.
It should be drunk before anyone else gets their filthy hands on it.
Today’s fun fact: 2# of beef heart has 3286% of your RDA of vitamin B12
If cholesterol kills you, and if shrimp has a lot of cholesterol, why aren’t all the shrimp fucking dead?
I actually relate well to almost no one. My combination of positions, interests, and beliefs is a pretty small Venn cross-section.
Because they are bugs, duh.
Leon, that is one thing I tried to learn from my Dad. He can talk to anyone with ease and keep them entertained. It could be an 8 week old baby or a 80 year old, a filthy rich person or a panhandler. Educated, uneducated, does not matter.
I am not as good as him, but still, not too bad.
*grabs a beer and moves to the brown side of the H2.
Tush, my dad was that way too. Everybody loved him.
Yesterday one of the new guys rode a pig backwards. But she fell off so she doesn’t get a giant shiny belt buckle.
I moved to the brown side, once. Your mom charged me extra for it.
Worse. I wasn’t there to see it.
Don’t worry, Jewstin. I got it on video.
Awesome Colex. I’ll bring the beer.
riding on a pig
Your mom charged me extra for it.
She offers a discount for that on Wednesdays, FYI.
Jajaja CoAlex is killing me.
Hah! Roamy, I am totally going to be singing that at work.
My dad was one of those guys that could easily strike up a conversation with anyone, anywhere, anytime.
I’m like, don’t even fucking talk to me unless it’s to ask how I want my steak done.
My condolences to Wiserfamily.
Lodestar of smug.
That’s sad about Qisergranny, but it sounds like she had a rich life.
Ace just described most of my cousins.
Oh, I can converse pretty easily, even with complete strangers. I just have barely anything in common with most folks.
Wow. One of Mr. RFH’s co-workers thinks the Oregon bakers should have their children taken away from them unless they pay up and bake the lesbo wedding cake.
That guy needs an attitude adjustment.
My screen seems to be stuck on on the Chris dancing gif whenever I refresh.
Welly welly well well. Good Thor’s Day to all ye all. I’m kicking back after a Long Forkin’ Trip.
Missed ye mightily.
Roamy, it looks like they’ll be losing their house.
… but post a few widyas of Wing “singing” & get banned 4 lyfe.
What’s up, Ositer? Having fun in New Mex?
New Mex is a scam.
When I embiggen the dancing gif it pixelates. I’d never noticed how cute his bum is. All the time I’ve wasted on his abs and smile!!! Why????Kerrigan’d
NM…land of enchantment. We have Chumpo worthy artists here. All about the light. Pepe is an artist. Superserial.
I’d never noticed how cute his bank account is. All the time I’ve wasted on his personality and IQ!
If I never see another messican silver and turquoise googaw again it won’t be too soon.
Huh, I use geegaw not googaw
I have a pretty cool silver and turquoise rosary my mom gave me. Other than that…nada. I have really cool Zuni bear fetishes. No Santos. (Oops. I have Saints, but nothing penitente. Nothing rustic. No soda cap relics)
I think it’s actually gewgaw.
I don’t know what I’m saying.
Give me a large enough hammer & I will hit it with relish.
(Hautespurre is right, the other spellings are abominations)
Hotspur hates the gews.
We bought Manhattan from the fucking indians with gewgaws. They can have it back for free, as far as I’m circumcised.
Pupster, that is brilliant.
The Mooch hosted a bunch of Native yutes in DC. Her comments pissed me off. I noticed they gave them chairs, but no tables. I wonder if they got knives? (Messicans didn’t get butterknives at a TFG fundraiser)
They got sporks.
That was his point, that if they won’t give in on their religious beliefs to keep a roof over their heads, the kids shouldn’t suffer.
I’m trying to figure out how Colorado and California can break federal laws on marijuana and immigration and no one cracks down on them because states’ rights or something.
Turn your 42-in mower into a 82-in with this crazy hack!
People in Texas are offering them a house. OR looks like a good place to be “From”
DoJ has selected which laws to enforce. Rule of Law has no meaning in TFGs America. Progs=Daesh.
One of my Moron friends is petitioning to change the name of the Milwaukee Brewers. People think she’s serious.
That wouldn’t work in my yard at all. I’d lose a side mower in the pond or something.
I got that census questionnaire again. I told them no thank you, they’d already leaked enough of my private info.
I answer every questionnaire with crazy lies.
*tries to click on Lauraw’s crazy clickbait comment*
…..and if they ask for my email I give them Hotspur’s.
Just forward the questionnaire to the local Chinese consulate and let them fill it out.
That guy needs to be beaten into a coma by a steel bar.
To quote John Lennon exactly: “but he’s not the only one.”
Watching Pirates/Cards. My love for Roberto is stronger than a arbitrary baseball division. (Oso translate: I root for the Bucs unless they play my Reds. Press #2 for J’ames. Oso translate: Suck it Fredbird)
* scratches *
* spits *
* waits for contract *
This looks atrocious, but the ladies will enjoy Chris Hemsworth nearly nekkid on a Thorsday.
*drinks cheap gin while staring at panties under the bleachers*
Did anybody shave off anybody else’s eyebrows and glue a bunch of pubes in their place while they were sleeping today?
I am so there for Vacation!!!! Chris is extra squeee in the trailers.
Scott is Kevin Costner in Field of Dreams. He just wants a game of catch. Or a goalie stand on ice.
If by ‘atrocious’ you mean HILARIOUSLY STUPID! Man, that is just the kind of movie I need to get me out of my non-moviegoing rut.
I love the part where they’re gargling sewage.
*dremels “attitude adjuster” into section of black iron pipe*
1-1/4″? Schedule 80? Be still my beating heart!
Cyn met pupster?
I ate ice cream topped with chocolate sauce for dinner and then snacked on potato chips for dessert and it was everything I thought it could be.
Gotta live a little now and again.
Butterfinger Reeses cups fusion is just as yummy as I thought it would be. Melty.
Woo hoo! Yolo
Butterfinger Reeses cups fusion equals Chick o Stix
Worst thing about getting old is all the loss of childhood icons. Kenny Stabler. Who is next? Really, who is next? Weasel dead pool yo😄
Who’s getting old?
I’m the Seth Macfarlane of the post-baby boom generation. Humor generation gap.
Presses #2 for 50 wins.
must sleep, gnite!
It’s actually cool enough I switched off the AC.
We’re on fans. 70s are ok
I’m a New Yorkian, I fuck for the jump
I wear my Yankee so tilted I actually walk with a hunch
Look at Mikey, I think he likey, we are sinister sons
(Aye, we the type to beat the preacher with a derp and a gun)
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