A poat which explores the Duality of Man™

What do you do with a problem like this?
I guess you’d have to go for some kind of Social Justice Rock Paper Scissors game. We could call it Rock Privilege Scissors.



  1. Ghey.

  2. “Ghey.”
    finally came out did u?

  3. Tres ghey

  4. I’m not in good enough shape to be gay, jam.

  5. Comment by Teresa in Fort Worth, TX on June 27, 2015 6:41 pm

    “Barky ain’t God.”

    he isn’t even smart enough to be a C student, but he makes up for it in hatred, drug induced tenacity, and Michelle’s wand of wisdom helping to prod him across the finish line.

  6. http://tinyurl.com/nhhu5t5

  7. http://tinyurl.com/pv7yfmp

  8. she has amazing muscle tone…


  9. I like the one with swastikas instead of stars better.

  10. I’m not in good enough shape to be gay, jam.

    I’m pretty close. Better that than dad-bod, I guess.

  11. Nobody’s talking about banning swastikas, leon. And with good reason, too…

  12. I like the Star of David one. Dad bods. Heh

  13. Oliver Willis, bless his heart.

  14. Pretty sure the confederates were taking up arms against another country by their reckoning, and while racist, weren’t genocidally so.

    But it’s really just splitting hairs, Ollie ol’ bean, they were all white guys, right?

  15. He goes by Shitavious,

  16. Forecast has no less than a 10% chance of rain for the next 10 days. Much like the last 10 days.

    We need hay soon, this is a problem. Hay can only be cut and baled after at least 4 dry days in a row. We haven’t had that since April.

  17. I watched Remo Williams last night, for the first time in years.

    Can you imagine the Social Justice shitstorm if a studio cast Joel Grey to play a Korean today?

  18. There’s also the fact that the Nazis did take up arms against their own country.

    Mein Kampf wasn’t written during the course of a ski vacation, you know.

  19. I love Remo. Books and movie. Gay jew as a Korean? LOLOLOL

  20. Dan was caramelizing onions and mushrooms for our burgers. Me: I smell garlic. Dan: O.o.

  21. Ah yes, Kristallnacht.

  22. What if I’m gay for Robert E. Lee?

  23. So the fact that Nazis gassed several million Jews and killed millions more in conquest is okay with Willis and Tim Hypocrite Cook, I guess. What if the Jews were black?

  24. No law or reason, only power and fear.
    On 06/25/15 I attempted to get an Edible image cake printed with the confederate flag image on it at Walmart. It was denied. The next day I had them do the same for the ISIS battle flag image I brought to them. They cheerfully did it. and sold me my ISIS cake. WTF Walmart! ISIS is beheading Christians, selling little girls into slavery, and is currently a terrorist org at war with the United States……..but you can’t buy the General Lee toy car at Walmart?

  25. What if the Jews were black?


  26. Not only is he a racial and religious bête noire, Mr. Bont, but he was also a Republican. *shudder*

  27. Hey, Eric, you asked. Oh, and I forgot to wish you a happy birthday the other day.

    Do dead guys still celebrate their birthdays? If so, what do you get them?

  28. A fresh pint of formaldehyde would be fine, thanks.

  29. http://www.freemaninstitute.com/Gallery/lemba.htm

  30. So maybe Obama after all is our most Jewish president.

  31. Chinese restaurants have the best takeout packages, amirite?

  32. Are you stereotyping Asians?


  33. Your mom’s package is better.

    (I just don’t even care at this point.)

  34. A little early for Chumpo’s art poat but this is pretty neat.

    Netherlandish Proverbs – Pieter Bruegel the Elder


    A painting I think I’ve seen before and glossed right over. Here it is explained. I looked at it on my ipad earlier and couldn’t view the explanations. My PC makes it work.

  35. ^^^ IB post-worthy

  36. Yeah, I’m… a tad discouraged today. Not sure how long that will last.

  37. Yeah, not iPad friendly.

    You Won’t Believe What We Found Hidden in this Flemish Painting

  38. cash?

  39. McDonald’s coupons?

  40. 4 dead crawdads and a piece of gum.

  41. I hope it wasn’t baseball cards.

  42. That last YouTube about liking things is wedged in my brain in a permanent loop, so thanks for that.


  43. Your brain isn’t right.
    Not my fault.

  44. Works on my GayPad. You just don’t know the secret gay finger tap.

  45. Helluva sausage fest.

  46. http://is.gd/4RXy3C

  47. I like sausage.


  48. Oh, I expect MJ is well acquainted with the gay secret finger tap.

  49. Shit, I taught it to him.

    British usually equals gay.

  50. Pretty much.

  51. Did anybody spend ten minutes looking for the butter on some poor woman’s face after misunderstanding anybody else’s comment today?

  52. Heh. Sean with the funneh.

  53. Are you fucking kidding me? They’re removing two stained glass windows from the National Cathedral because they have Confederate flags?

  54. FFS this is getting stupid.

  55. I really need to go buy some old history books before the cleansing really gets going.

  56. I feel like buying confederate flags out of spite.

  57. National Cathedral has a Star Wars window, but the Battle Flag is the image too far. Pretty sure they held a gay wedding there. Not like it is a real place of worship.

  58. This site is awesome.

    Just click a few checkboxes and the site chides you for being too privileged.


  59. Two bucks says they replace Jefferson on the $2 bill with Harvey Milk. One hundred singles says they remove Washington from the $1 bill within the next ten years.

    Also, I predicted a president will sign single payer socialized medicine into law by 2025, and that president will be Republican. I’m wrong about that because there will be no more Republican presidents.

  60. So if I hang a gay rainbow flag upside down, does it mean gays are in danger? And how do you tell if it’s upside down?

  61. By 2025, there wont be a Republic.

  62. 2016. TFG refuses to leave.

  63. Oh, Licorice Dick will leave office. After all, it’s beneath him. Let the leech in the pantsuit do the dirty work of punishing the Wickedest Nation on Earth for eight years. There’s golf courses unvisited.

  64. Blerg.Long day. First beer half consumed.

    *removes pants

  65. I wonder just how rapacious and greedy the Obama Foundation will be?

  66. XBrad, I’m not so much discouraged as I am weary.

    I am just plain worn down/out by all of the craziness of ignorant people.

  67. What kind of beer, Car in?

  68. Keeping up wif de Clintoons.

  69. Moosehead. I like it but I think I’m going to try one of the Weiss beers in there next.

    I mean I may as well have a few since I only work a fake double tomorrow. And the next day.

  70. Yeah, the nation creaming in its collective pants over homosexual play-marriage while ISIS drowns men in cages, throws gays off of towers, and Barry helps Iran get nukes. The Crazy Years.

  71. At work I have gay friends and I don’t want to rain on their parade – they’re happy etc. Planning weddings. Which fine.

    I’ll wait a few more weeks before I ask them if we can focus on things that are a tad more important to our nation now that they can -possibly – get hitched.

    (the one who is getting married has been in a committed relationship since the late 70’s so it’s not as if his life is going to change and the other two can’t even get a date …)

  72. Another person for whom it is *actually* affecting – gay female couple who have been foster parents for a year and a half. The one parent is the “official” foster so if they get married they can BOTH adopt. Otherwise – “if they split up the kids belong to one of them and not the other”.

    Honestly that a kinda convoluted thing to worry about but whatever.

  73. Someone needs to remind all of those folks celebrating gay marriage that “half of all marriages end in divorce….”, just to see their heads explode.

    (I know it’s a sham statistic, but most of the ones who will get upset aren’t critical thinkers to begin with)

  74. I reminded my friends of no such thing Teresa. I told them the government needed to get out of the marriage business.

  75. A vanishingly small number of gays will marry in proportion to the straight population. Gays make up about 2% or slightly more, and given that 1 out of 5 gay men is HIV pozzie and one of four have done crystal meth, it’s pretty unlikely they will suddenly turn into gay versions of Ozzie and Harriet. The media portrayals of gays (clever, responsible, wise and ubiquitous) is as queer as a three dollar bill. Pun intended.

  76. Oh, I wasn’t talking about people we know personally, just “folks”.

    The generic “them”, if you will. Especially the gloaters.

  77. Yeah, it went from celebrating to gloating in about 5 minutes, and now it’s just moving on to lording over.

  78. If you are feeling cold, watch this video because then you would be ready to pour gasoline over yourself and hurl yourself into the fiery pits of hell.

  79. Been having my nose rubbed in it for 2 straight days.

  80. My boss, also my friend, is gay, so I’ve been laying off of it.

    He went to Pride in Minneapolis. Bet that place is crazy this weekend.

  81. Yeah…….. I’m not gonna spend half an hour with feminists.

  82. Guys, have you ever wondered why nobody ever saw Dave in Texas and Heinrich Himmler in the same room?


  83. I told them the government needed to get out of the marriage business.

    Not actually possible. Not issuing marriage licenses isn’t “Getting out of the marriage business.” You still have family courts, and dealing with the problem of dividing assets, etc.

    Getting the government out of marriage would mean that it disassociates itself completely. Want a divorce? Go talk to your Catholic church. Or your mosque and accept their judgment based off sharia law.

    And no, you can’t make marriage just another contract. Consider the amount of paperwork and legalese necessary for something as simple as buying a house. It will be a hundred times worse when two people are intertwining their lives. And no, you can’t just write a contract that says, “X and Y are considered married.” Their is no legal standard for “marriage” in this scenario. And if you create a legal standard… you’ve just put the government back into the marriage business again.

  84. What would be wrong with civil unions? Then people would have the benefits, but marriage would still be a thing separate from govt.

  85. It’s semantics. You’ve still got the government involved in relationships.

  86. govt is always going to be involved, because the law is tied to it, now. There is no avoiding it.

  87. I know you cried and you felt blue
    But when I could I gave strength to you
    I’m waiting for the day when you can derp again

  88. Heh, John Wick is kind of a violent movie.

  89. You say that like it’s a bad thing.

  90. Sunday Sunday Sunday Post



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