Adding the Thor to Thursday since 2009

Every so often I wonder why we worship a pagan god on Thursday but after I read the swooning comments from the Hostage ladies it begins to make sense. Did you ever think that back in olden days Thor was actually a short dwarf-like dude with a good agent? Probably not.

One bit of local news that has flown under the radar is how former Massachusetts governor Deval Patrick is now working for Bain Capital. Yeah, that evil Bain Capital that the awful Mitt Romney used during his presidential run back in 2012 as an example of his excellence in management and well earned success. What was once bad is now good. In this crazy trans-world where millionaires can take van trips to meet ordinary citizens nothing seems to make sense. We wish her all the (bad) luck as Hillary begins her trip across America again with the requisite stopping at roadside diners, mom and pop coffee shops and authentic taco shops. Just remember to be patient and plan your strategy and you’ll get what you want in the end.

For the time being we’ll keep doing what we do best and try to fight the FSA one little act at a time.

En garde!

367 Comments

  1. Who gave Jimbro the keys?

  2. A sweet lady, pretty sure she said her name was “Your Mom”

  3. What freaks me out is the New Pagan/Asatru folk who purport to actually worship Thor. They have Mjolnir necklaces that you have to look closely to see aren’t crosses.

    I suspect it stems from scandis trying to find some kind of pride as their countries are given over to “Asian” immigrants, but these same folk also hate Christianity.

  4. I found salvation through bad 1960s fiction & you can too!

  5. You’re all a bunch of sky god worshipping weirdos.

    I however worship at the correct altar: sex, booze, & records.

  6. Off to Walmart! Need some mason jars for the shine I’m putting up.

  7. What freaks me out is the New Pagan/Asatru folk who purport to actually worship Thor. They have Mjolnir necklaces that you have to look closely to see aren’t crosses.
    I suspect it stems from scandis trying to find some kind of pride as their countries are given over to “Asian” immigrants, but these same folk also hate Christianity.

    I have a buddy who is Asatru. Decent fellow, nice wife and kids. Hardcore libertarian with some funny ideas about the world.

  8. The pleasures of this world are fleeting, and we are restless in seeking satisfaction therein. St Augustine wrote something like that 1600 years ago, and I knew it before I read his writing of it.

    I however worship at the correct altar: sex, booze, & records.

    False gods, but better than some. At least you don’t sacrifice children to Mammon.

  9. New Pagan/Asatru folk

    ——

    I’ve never heard of that.

    Did you see this?

    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/cannabis-church-gets-tax-exempt-status/

  10. You’re all a bunch of sky god worshipping weirdos.

    And he said, Go forth, and stand upon the mount before the LORD. And, behold, the LORD passed by, and a great and strong wind rent the mountains, and brake in pieces the rocks before the LORD; but the LORD was not in the wind: and after the wind an earthquake; but the LORD was not in the earthquake: And after the earthquake a fire; but the LORD was not in the fire: and after the fire a still small voice.

  11. Why do we have and IRS if anything can be made tax exempt?

    NTTIATWWT!!

  12. I imagine you’d come across them a lot more often than most in HEMA circles, CoAlex. There’s a lot to recommend it philosophically: self improvement, commitment to family and tribe, to individual freedom.

    OTOH, if I weren’t Christian, I’d still be a stoic. I firmly believe that the Church began largely among Greeks so that Hellenistic stoicism could be wed to the faith of Abraham. Life is suffering, but suffering is redemptive and purposeful.

  13. Back when the gun control nuts were really having their way, I considered starting the First Church of the Holy Centerfire Cartridge.

  14. HEMA circles and the military. There is a large following among vets, IIRC. Friend is a former naval reservist.

  15. Hoo boy, first we had that moron Chafee kick off his Presidential bid with a stupid shout out to the Metric system. Now we have Hillary thinking it’s a good idea to have election day 20 days long.

    Lord, help me, PLEASE.

  16. They want election day to be twenty days long and to make it a holiday, and make it mandatory.

  17. Oakie Dokie, what the heck is HEMA?

  18. Imagine, if you will, the complete corruption in elections if we had a 20 day voter window.

    It’s bad enough NOW.

  19. Historical European Martial Arts. Basically an attempt to recreate the fighting arts of Europe from manuals and books written at the time.

  20. Alex, do you watch LindyBeige on YouTube?

    His video on katanas made me giggle like Oso.

  21. Occasionally. He’s always interesting.

  22. *creates schism sect of rimfire devotees*

  23. Rimfire is respected and cherished as an ancestor faith, Jimbro.

  24. Along with Holy Capfire, Flintlock, and Wheellock.

  25. Wonder what Pupster’s up to.

  26. That’s funny reading left to right or right to left. Behold, the power of dickbutt.

  27. I’m going to enjoy a bunch of hulking, masculine, and thugged out guys being forced to stand and clap for Bruce Jenner at the ESPYs.

    What a dilemma. Be the guy who publicly doesn’t hold the right opinion or get forever made fun of as a shecock lover in the locker room?

  28. Day 9 of Perpetual Cold: Beginning to think I may be an unwitting participant in a double-blind clinical study in which I am in the placebo group

  29. Katana fanboys are silly. I love how he points out that the Celts had developed patter welding 2000 years before the Japanese.

    I belong to the First Church of the Holy Muzzle Loader, 1924 Convocation.

    If you thought that the pink shoes and crap was annoying, wait until the NFL goes fully tranny.

  30. Do evening gowns even fit over shoulder pads?

  31. For a whole fricken month we have to see football players wearing pink.

    Up is down.

  32. At least you don’t sacrifice children to Mammon.

    We’re leaving that to HHS and the Dept. of Education.

  33. Have you tried an allergy pill?

  34. or get forever made fun of as a shecock lover

    Your phrase instantly made me realize that if today we remade the cartoon “Masters of the Universe” the main characters would be She-man and He-ra.

  35. At this point bowling is more butch than the NFL.

  36. In CT when the state takes more taxes from you, so they can give some to the town, it’s called “property tax relief”.

    Hooray!

  37. Wiser, you might just have a mild case of anthrax.

  38. We’re leaving that to HHS and the Dept. of Education.

    I was thinking more of the social club Margaret Sanger started.

  39. Frothing hot water, almond milk, heavy cream, and unsalted butter results in something surprisingly tasty.

  40. Comment by scott on June 4, 2015 10:14 am
    In CT when the state takes more taxes from you, so they can give some to the town, it’s called “property tax relief”.

    ——

    That’s some pretty high level 1984 shit going on right there.

  41. http://i.imgur.com/pVoVCgR.gifv

  42. take an allegra.

  43. I was thinking more of the social club Margaret Sanger started.
    That cult has been remarkably effective in reducing the numbers of certain minorities. Seems racist, but the progressives love it.

  44. They are funding union pensions and calling it tax relief.

    It’s so freaking sad that they get away with this bullshit.

    The only people getting relief are the people living in the cities, and the people in the burbs are paying for it.

  45. That’s some pretty high level 1984 shit going on right there.
    I keep telling you guys it was a satire and a criticism, not an instruction manual.

  46. CT Gov. is on my station right now spewing bullshit. Credit to the midday host for not putting up with his lies.

    What an obnoxious asshole our governor is.

  47. Gov. has repeated about 20 times that Waterbury gets more money form the state, like this makes it all okay.

    What a surprise he’s on a 5000 watt station, as opposed to a 50,000 watt one. Fewer people to hear his crap.

  48. Name me one politician who isn’t.

  49. Name me one politician who isn’t.

    I disagree with the mayor of Waterbury on pretty much everything, but he is a friendly, personable person with whom you can have a conversation.

    Malloy blatantly lies directly to your face and then gets angry at you for pointing out that he’s lying. And he takes every single opportunity to say that (in a state run by Democrats), everything is the Republicans’ fault. He’s less a politician that he is a political hit-man.

    It’s gong to be fun to see his act fail at a national level.

  50. I’m looking forward to wiser discussing this on SES.

  51. BTW is it Meerkat or Periscope this time?

  52. Caitlyn Jenner’s penis.

  53. Are we even permitted to call it’s penis? Isn’t that cisnormative appropriation of anotherkin’s body?

  54. It’s = it
    If Tim Cook doesn’t get his act together with autocorrect I’m going to glitterbomb his black Oxford shirts.

  55. 🍎 = 👎🏿

  56. I’m curious… Do you guys see a diverse rainbow of ethnic colors below or just gibberish?

    👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿

  57. I see empty squares.

  58. Just as well. You’ll only see the nauseating politically correct emoji on a GayPad or a GayMac.

  59. meerkat…. maybe.

    I might be alone in the studio and my guests are joining by phone, so a live-stream would be pretty boring.

  60. I see a cracker, a chink, a spick, a muzzie, and an african american.

  61. That depends on what color father boa you are wearing.

  62. http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/us-to-greatly-expand-resettlement-for-syrian-refugees/2014/09/30/8adaf1e4-48ef-11e4-b72e-d60a9229cc10_story.html

    My understanding is that they’re headed to Idaho. Not that there’s any hidden hope to change the voting demographics by planting 70,000 recent immigrants there. Nope.

  63. *passes kewpie doll to Hotspur*
    Sorry, we only have Caucasian ones today.

  64. http://is.gd/bW4kds

  65. is it raycisst if you rip on all races equally?

    You’re ahead of the pack, Spur.

  66. Oh swarthy Jeebus. Making Idaho blue.

  67. Mil is coming over today at 3.

    Surprise!!!!!

  68. Husband got me the parts to attempt to fix my internet (two and a half weeks down at this point) but I don’t think I’m going to have time.

  69. I see a cracker, a chink, a spick, a muzzie, and an african american. a noble victim of white oppression.

    Fixt

  70. Why do I think in two years landfills will be overflowing with discarded selfie sticks?

  71. Tell me, am I a hater because I think Bruce Jenner is mentally ill?

    Is there someone I can talk to about this?

  72. My understanding is that they’re headed to Idaho. Not that there’s any hidden hope to change the voting demographics by planting 70,000 recent immigrants there. Nope.

    It’s Idaho. In two years they’ll all be building compounds and cooking meth.

  73. I tried to talk to my daughter the other day about selfies. I don’t think I succeeded. I’m going to have to try again.

    And again.

  74. There are reeducation camps ready for you, Car in.

  75. Car in,

    You’re not a hater, you’re just sane. Which is worse. I recommend copious amounts of alcohol until the world makes sense.

  76. Everytime she posts a selfie, you should post a selfie in the same pose.

  77. Speaking facts is hate, Carin, you know this.

  78. I have a friend from the Pacific Northwest, and he has told me about a certain type of person up there. The NIWA.

  79. You can talk to me about it, Crin.

    But first tell me why you h8 diversity.

  80. It’s slang for white trash… The Northern Idaho Wood Ape.

  81. They are not moving them to Northern ID. The settle the woebegone immigrants in an east west corridor from Idaho Falls to Boise including Rupert, Twin Falls, Shoshone, and Snake River. It’s all AG.

  82. Ermagerd. Rush playing a clip from Nancy Grace about whether Bruce Kardashian still has a johnson and they referred to “bottom surgery.” 😳

  83. okay, we’ve been joking about Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner, but this is bullshit:

    http://www.ajc.com/news/entertainment/petition-started-strip-caitlyn-jenner-bruces-olymp/nmWFg/?ecmp=ajc_social_twitter_2014_sfp

  84. I think if Pete Rose cut off his junk he could finally get into the Baseball Hall Of Fame.

  85. Pete Rose is a cunt.

  86. /penile mutilation blog

  87. EPA Administrator Gina McCarthy told Big Think in an interview that while there are limits to how much the federal government can do for issues like global warming, the public needs to trust how the EPA translates the “complicated” science into real-life actions…

    The EPA is on the verge of finalizing rules limiting CO2 emissions from power plants as part of President Barack Obama’s climate agenda. Republicans and industrial lobbies have opposed the rules, saying they will be costly and do nothing to stem warming.

    What could go wrong?

  88. I think Hotspur has had just about enough of everyone’s shit.

  89. And I’ve had just about enough of Boehner’s shit.

    I think he’s a boozy fool that has some nasty crap in his closet and the dems know about it.

  90. I look to Hotspur’s fanatical grammarian wisdom for guidance on which pronoun to use with Bruce Kardashian.

  91. So Petraeus has declared we are losing to ISIS in Iraq? Too bad he destroyed his credibility due to zipper instability.

  92. Mare owes me a new keyboard and a dish towel.

    Man-Pussy! Sounds like a new Marvel superhero. Superheroine. Superotherkin.

  93. “…..he destroyed his credibility….”

    ——-

    And his obvious, fawning-like pandering to the O administration.

  94. Why Does Maria Shriver’s Camel Toe Look Like a Giant Molar?

  95. Comment by wiserbud on June 4, 2015 12:16 pm

    okay, we’ve been joking about Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner, but this is bullshit:

    I unfortunately have to agree with the petition.

    Not because I hate Bruce Jenner, but because I think it’s important to push back against the SJW types and their BS attempts to rewrite history and reality, and that means going on the offense. A man won the 1976 Decathalon, and if the left really wants to claim that Bruce Jenner was in fact a woman at the time, and has always been a woman, then why shouldn’t the Olympic Committee strip her of her medals for being ineligable to compete.

  96. Kaboom!

    http://is.gd/y7fpZa

  97. Rick Perry is in.
    http://is.gd/vHxAaM

  98. Scott, what the hell is that?

  99. That’s a picture of Rick Perry eating Caitlyn’s old dick.

  100. Wood ash.

    Laura’s not home.

  101. Extreme gardening blog.

  102. It gets evenly distributed this way.

  103. Do you burn real wood in your fireplace? Love that smell.

  104. Pellet stove. There is no fireplace smell unless something goes wrong.

  105. I hear pellet stoves are very economical.

  106. Very. Although not as much as they used to be. There is now such a demand for pellets that the manufacturers can’t keep up.

    It’s still a lot cheaper than oil, and we can afford to keep the house a lot warmer.

  107. http://m.imgur.com/gallery/SxQ8vrB

  108. If Brucelyn Jenner claims that he was a woman when he won the olympics medals, then he should lose them. If other idiots claim that, it makes no difference

  109. He’ll never be a woman.

  110. We are turning science into bullshit.

  111. A man won the 1976 Decathalon, and if the left really wants to claim that Bruce Jenner was in fact a woman at the time, and has always been a woman, then why shouldn’t the Olympic Committee strip her of her medals for being ineligable to compete.

    He was not and never will be a woman. How he identified or identifies means nothing. He was a man in a men’s competition and he won.

    Taking his medals away IS capitulating to the SJWs. It is letting them get away with this bullshit of gender being a choice or a concept as opposed to a scientific certainty based on DNA and chromosomes.

  112. Same thing as letting transgendered “women” compete as women. They aren’t women, genetically, and have different bodies.

    http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/nov/14/transgender-mma-fighter-fallon-fox-joe-rogan

    Joe Rogan already said this, and is being excoriated for being correct.

  113. We are turning science into bullshit.

    I’m not so sure, because this may prove Neil DeGrasse Tyson is really a woman.

  114. Same thing as letting transgendered “women” compete as women.

    S’funny how you don’t see a lot of female-to-male trannies trying to compete against actual men in any sport, huh?

  115. If Bruce says he’s a woman, he’s a womanshutup.

  116. Pothead Snoop Dogg has a better grasp on reality than most lefties. He refers to Brucy as a science project

  117. We are turning science into bullshit.

    —–

    Much like the “global warming give us your money to fix something impossible to fix while I live the life of a giant prick king (Al Gore, I’m looking at you)” bullshit.

  118. If Bruce says he’s a woman, he’s a womanshutup.

    Sounds like Hotspur really, really, really, really wants Bruce to be a woman for some reason….

    Were you perhaps a little smitten with Bruce in your younger days, HS? Does it make you feel a little less conflicted now that you are learning that he felt more like a she?

  119. You think I’m smitten by Bruce Jenner?

    Have you ever met my wife?

  120. The aptly-named CT State Senator Martin Looney states that he is calling GE’s bluff and that they would never leave CT because they are going to get a first-class transportation system for the new taxes that will be imposed upon them.

    GE …. shrugs

    FAIRFIELD, Conn. (AP) — The chief executive officer of General Electric Co. has told employees the company has begun looking at the possibility of relocating its Fairfield headquarters in response to the Connecticut legislature’s adoption of a two-year budget that again raises business taxes.

    CEO Jeffrey Immelt said in an email obtained by The Associated Press that he has assembled an “exploratory team” to review the company’s options to relocate to another state with a “more pro-business environment.”

    He cited “significant and retroactive tax increases for businesses” passed Wednesday night despite lobbying by GE.

    http://www.ctpost.com/news/article/GE-looks-at-leaving-Connecticut-in-response-to-6307159.php

  121. Don’t hate on Hotspur. The heart wants what the heart wants. He’s only trying to come to grips with the correct pronoun.

  122. Have you ever met my wife?

    The last time we spoke, she told me that she knew she was your beard, but that she is comfortable in that role.

    btw, she is smoking hawt in that outfit

  123. That’s hilarious, wiser, given that Immelt is a crony capitalist of the first stripe, in bed with the Nine Iron White House.

  124. That’s probably her outfit for bedroom assignations.

    *ducks and runs*

  125. Michigan loves you, GE. Come and be welcomed.

  126. Clownifornia doesn’t welcome you, GE. But we’ll be happy to tax you even though you haven’t moved here.

  127. *bangs head on table*
    The mother country is dead.
    Support is growing within the Church of England to rewrite its official liturgies to refer to God as a female following the selection of the first women bishops.

    A growing number of priests already insert such words as “she” and “mother” informally into traditional service texts to try to make the language of worship more inclusive, it has been claimed.

    By linguistically shutting out men. The Church of England is about as holy as ACORN.

  128. Our Spivak, who art in Heaven, hallowed be zer name.

  129. By the way, is Muhammad now a woman too? And does Buddha have a man-pussy?

  130. The reason we know God isn’t a woman – She would have made men the child bearers, and give birth through their tiny pee holes.

    FACT

  131. I am not a he-man woman hater but I’m getting close.

    Seriously, they do make you doubt giving women the vote.

    Zero rational thought, lots of emotion and exclamation points.

    Although I do think you should only be able to vote if you pay taxes.

  132. That’s hilarious, wiser, given that Immelt is a crony capitalist of the first stripe, in bed with the Nine Iron White House.

    Which makes his threat even more believable.

    He basically just told every other state “Dude, I got $14b in business I can bring to your state, if the price is right.

    And if Malloy offers a dime to GE to stay now, this whole state goes up in flames.

  133. We haven’t heard from Rosetta in all of this Bruce/Caitlyn escapade,

    He’s probably having gender reassignment too.

  134. And in other “We are out of our fucking minds in this state!” news….

    Flowers banned at 8th grade dance because some kids might be allergic

    http://tinyurl.com/puxqqb8

    The town of Newtown is considering closing a school, in the face of declining enrollment, while construction on brand-new Sandy Hook Elementary continues:

    http://tinyurl.com/qe5fhkt

    And in happier news…

    Heroin is killing Connecticut residents at an alarming rate:

    http://tinyurl.com/qbpb2tm

  135. He’s probably having gender reassignment too.

    to what?

  136. I don’t know.

    I think that should be a question for Mare.

  137. And in happier news…
    Heroin is killing Connecticut residents at an alarming rate:

    ——

    hahahahaha

    He’s probably having gender reassignment too.
    to what?

    ——

    hahahaha

  138. Comment by George Orwell on June 4, 2015 2:28 pm

    *bangs head on table*
    The mother country is dead.

    God won the 1976 Olympic Decathalon?

  139. I remember in the Bible where the seventh day as for rest, but I don’t recall anything about a few really bad days every month.

    *ducks and runs*

  140. >>He’s probably having gender reassignment too.

    >>to what?

    Doesn’t Facebook now has 56 or so genders to choose from? It is like an a-la-carte menu.

  141. And on the eighth day God got the curse.

  142. God cast Lucifer down into Hell. He knows what he did.

  143. How much do the looney lefties love science now?

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/jun/4/epa-fracking-doesnt-harm-drinking-water/

  144. Turns out that one of the reps who didn’t vote yesterday didn’t because he had suffered a mini-stroke over the weekend and the minority leader told him that they didn’t have the votes and to stay home.

    righteous anger subsiding…….

  145. Seems like a bona fide excuse for a day off

  146. How much do the looney lefties love science now?

    You should see the comments by the usual idiots on Twitter about that.

    Obviously, their beloved EPA, who abuses their power to destroy industry to the squeals of joy of the mindless children, is also in the back pocket of Big Oil

  147. A growing number of priests already insert such words as “she” and “mother” informally into traditional service texts to try to make the language of worship more inclusive, it has been claimed.

    THANKS HENRY. I HOPE YOUR LITTLE STRUMPET WAS WORTH IT.

  148. heh.

    We’re all Splitters now

  149. Doesn’t Facebook now has 56 or so genders to choose from? It is like an a-la-carte menu.

    I would love to know how many different gender bathrooms Facebook has in their offices and why someone hasn’t sued them over it.

  150. YOU KILLED SAINT THOMAS MORE, HENRY. HE WAS YOUR FRIEND. WAS IT WORTH IT? HE DIED PRAYING FOR YOU AND FOR ENGLAND.

    Okay, I’m done shouting.

  151. Do otherkin restrooms have urinals or is that cisnormatively oppressive?

  152. Fuckin’ monarchs.

  153. Thomas was asking for it.

  154. Nowadays SJWs would say Sir Thomas More was asking for it.

  155. Remember Leon, if you raise L’il Caruthers to believe there are only two sexes you’ll likely be subject to having him abducted by Child Protective Services on account of your obvious child abuse.

  156. Yes, telling Henry that he was in fact married to Catherine and that her being his brother’s widow changed that not at all was basically begging for a beheading.

  157. So the First Sasquatch is taking the Precious Spawn on another taxpayer funded European vacation. Without Licorice Dick.

    The very picture of a perfect marriage.

  158. The very picture of a perfect marriage.

    Think about that for a moment……..

  159. 56 genders? Really.

    I could not in my wildest imaginings figure out 56 genders and I’m pretty content never knowing any more than the 2.

  160. This Country has gone completely f’ing insane.

  161. The funny thing is despite having 56 genders available, no one is yet able to classify Hillary correctly.

  162. Thats not a nice thing to say, George.

  163. I’m not a nice man. But I make a fabulous brony otherkin.

  164. You shouldn’t say that about peoples kids.

  165. I love the word “strumpet”.

  166. I rarely do, but after 8 years of hearing crap about Bush’s kids I’m sort of callous.

  167. This is where you type your fucked up ideas:

    ——
    LOLOL

    I just noticed this. This smells like SRG.

  168. BTW Jenna Bush has no more qualifications to be on the Today Show than Chelsea did.

  169. Bruce Jender.

  170. I love the word “skank” too.

    I do not like the word “crevices”.

  171. Bruce Jender.

    —-

    hhahahahaha, In between tidying the yard and packing stuff Scott drops us some funnies.

  172. What did George say about the Obama kids that wasn’t nice?

  173. Brews Gender: the craft beer for transsexuals

  174. I can’t think of Anne Boleyn as anything but a strumpet, Mare.

    She wrecked a marriage, a dynasty, and a country. Henry sucked as a king, but she helped a lot.

  175. Precious Spawn. Anyone with keys to the blog can erase that comment if it’s too objectionable. It’s all the same to me.

  176. That’s rubbish, that’s not mean. Sheesh.

    Remember the older one was demanding spring break in Mexico and wanted to bring a bunch of friends on our dime. Spoiled.

  177. Yeasty crevices

  178. Mare, they had to do a lit of contortions to reach that 56 or whatever number.
    E.g. Trans and Trans* are two different things, and the online fights over the meaning of each are legendary.
    There are pre-ops, post-ops, graysexuals, ace-romantics, genderfcuks, gender-fluids, otherkins etc.

    Basically every mood and mental illness is a gender now.

  179. I saw Yeasty Crevices open for Hot Tuna in 1970.

  180. ace-romantics
    Is that like an ewok-furry?

  181. My little guy had Paula order a movie so we could watch it at camp this weekend. He’s been tracking it all week. He’s walked to the post office twice today to look for it. As he just came back he saw the UPS truck pull in the post office and wants to go back later. Oh to be young and give a shit about stuff like that!

  182. I was referencing you comment about Leon.

  183. The gender I object to most is : “questioning ”

    The fact that you are confused about whether to bang guys or girls qualifies as a separate gender now?

  184. …whether to bang guys or girls…

    How quaint!

  185. The fact that you are confused about whether to bang guys or girls qualifies as a separate gender now?

    Does anyone even know what qualifies as “banging” any longer?

  186. I mean, catcalling a woman in the street is now rape, so I’m lost on this.

  187. Here is an article that provides more information on this lunacy:

    http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/02/15/the-complete-glossary-of-facebook-s-51-gender-options.html

  188. >>I mean, catcalling a woman in the street is now rape, so I’m lost on this.

    George, when they actually tried to film men catcalling, they all turned out to be men of color, who are of course doing so because of white male oppression.
    So yes, catcalling is rape, but YOU committed it, not the vagrant on the NY street

  189. “or?”

    idiot hipster millennials with a desperate desire to be considered cool

  190. I assume that teaching my child the truth but also how to navigate a world that can’t handle the truth are my duty as a parent. No offense taken.

  191. Oh to be young and give a shit about stuff like that!

    —–

    Isn’t that so great about kids? Just fired up about life and whatnot. Kids in Walmart going apeshit over the ten foot high bouncy ball display. I just love it. (Although I got kind of excited too).

    Chumpo…hahahahaha you are no longer scorned.

  192. God cast Lucifer down into Hell. He knows what he did.

    That’s funny right there. Well done Colex.

  193. From Tushar’s link:

    Pangender- “Pan” means every, or all, and this is another identity label such like genderqueer or neutrois that challenges binary gender and is inclusive of gender diverse people.

    WTFF??

  194. Peter “Pan”

    That explains a lot.

  195. Holy cow, Tushar. That article puts the gibber in gibberish.

  196. >>Peter “Pan”
    >>That explains a lot.

    Blatantly using a proper noun like Peter is heteronormative and cis-sexist.

    Check your privilege.

  197. Since Sandy Duncan played Peter Pan, what does that make her? And was her glass eye involved?

  198. Dick Pan.

  199. George, if you ever wondered why I stick with you degenerates at H2, you guys are an island of sanity in this sea of dysfunction called America.

    You are the best I have and help me stay put instead of running away screaming.

  200. Flibanserin (aka the “female Viagra”) was just approved by the FDA.

    The pink pill is a reality. Can’t wait to see what havoc this reaps!

  201. Pat Pan

  202. Jimbro, what’s the point of female viagra? No, really? To prolong orgasms or to arouse a female to want to have sex?

  203. Time to go outside and whack my weeds.

  204. Chris Pan

  205. I wonder if Bruce realizes how badly he has fucked up his golf game by bolting on those snuggle puppies…

  206. Flibanserin (aka the “female Viagra”) was just approved by the FDA.

    Can you add it to a rohypnol cocktail? I’m asking for a friend.

  207. to arouse a female to want to have sex?

    No, that’s called a “Platinum Amex card”

  208. We will have anither day of reckoning when Caitylin Jenner asks for Flibanserin and is denied on the grounds that she is a man.

    Teeth will be gnashed, hands would be wrung, clothes will be rended (or rendered? Sorry Hotspur) and republicans will be blamed.

  209. I hope Vman’s doggies’ ears are okay. Poor guy, he was wracked with guilt. He’s too good and too sweet to feel that way. He takes good care of his doggies.

  210. Are the following genders or subatomic particles? 5 points for each correct answer.

    Muon
    Kaon
    Lambda baryon
    Trans*
    Neutrino
    Neutrois
    charm quark
    bottom quark
    top quark
    Two-spirit
    neutralino
    Androgyne
    chargino
    photino
    Higgsino
    Queer
    gluino
    Gender-variant
    gravitino
    Bi-gender
    slepton
    Cis-male
    Male-Male
    sterile neutrino
    squarks

  211. what’s the point of female viagra?

    It’s actually an insidious hallucinogen that makes the taker believe her partner took out the trash, did the dishes, and helped the kids with their homework.

  212. *passes cigar to some random guy*

  213. I think they should replace the Facebook gender designations with the DSM-IV codes and be done with it.

  214. I don’t know whether to giggle more that it’s been classed as an antidepressant or that it’s made by Sprout Pharmaceuticals.

    Flib to the Rescue.

  215. Time to go outside and whack my weeds.
    You rakish devil.

  216. The pink pill is for when wine doesn’t work.

  217. Can you just imagine the TV commercials for flibanserin? Instead of two bathtubs in the middle of nowhere what will we get?

  218. what’s the point of female viagra?

    It mainly affects the auditory vestibular nerve, causing the woman to think she is hearing a vacuum cleaner being used.

  219. You have to use charm quark if you want access to bottom quark.

  220. I honestly don’t know what the intended physiologic effect is reported to be mare. All the suggestions by my fellow Hostages seem to make a lot of sense though.

  221. If I’m pansexual do I have to take both Viagra and flibanserin?

  222. You know that chart that’s a joke about how women orgasm and it’s a huge chalk board with a million arrows and boxes? Well that’s real, evidently:

    The neurobiological pathway of female sexual desire involves interactions among multiple neurotransmitters, sex hormones and various psychosocial factors. Sexual desire is modulated in distinct brain areas by a balance between inhibitory and excitatory neurotransmitters, serotonin acting as an inhibitor while dopamine and norepinephrine act as a stimulator of sexual desire.[5][6] Flibanserin is a 5-HT1A receptor agonist and 5-HT2A receptor antagonist that had initially been investigated as an antidepressant.[7][8] Preclinical evidence suggested that flibanserin targets these receptors preferentially in selective brain areas and helps to restore a balance between these inhibitory and excitatory effects.

  223. It mainly affects the auditory vestibular nerve, causing the woman to think she is hearing a vacuum cleaner being used.

    This is known as the Dyson Effect.

  224. Comment by scott on June 4, 2015 4:58 pm
    The pink pill is for when wine doesn’t work.

    —–

    Shit just got real.

  225. Can you just imagine the TV commercials for flibanserin? Instead of two bathtubs in the middle of nowhere what will we get?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpcW-4RbD7Y

  226. The top quark colliding into the bottom quark usually produces a sterile neutrino.

  227. Can you just imagine the TV commercials for flibanserin? Instead of two bathtubs in the middle of nowhere what will we get?

    If we’re being honest? A dingy swingers club and a 40-something with bolt-ons.

  228. helps to restore a balance

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

    Yep, it’s for females, alright.

  229. Regardless of its efficacy there will be an uproar if Obamacare doesn’t pay for it like Viagra. Just because.

  230. If we’re being honest? A dingy swingers club and a 40-something with bolt-ons.

    Mom?

  231. The octahedral allotrope of carbon: the original and best aphrodisiac.

  232. Comment by Jimbro on June 4, 2015 5:05 pm

    Ermagerd, jimbro is right.

  233. I have been married for about 16 years now. Wine doesn’t work anymore. A couple of stiff glasses of single malt do the trick.

    I have this story. My father retired as a senior regional government officer. One time, there was major flooding in a village in my part of the country, and dad was incharge of the relief operation. The village was accessible only after the floods subsided after 3 days, and the bodies had started to decompose. One of the supplies dad requisitioned were cases of liqor. When questioned why he was spending taxpayer money on alcohol, he replied that his workers were able to cope with the horror and stench while disposing off the bodies only because they were piss drunk.

    When my wife demands alcohol before fun time, I tell her that her reasons are similar to those workers.

  234. When my wife demands alcohol before fun time, I tell her that her reasons are similar to those workers.

    It’s the curry.

  235. *buys Sprout stock*

  236. Tush, that story is horrible and completely understandable.

    Not the part about your wife, the other part.

  237. All this crap about chores. Chores do not get a man laid, people, y’all should know better.

    All they do is get her quiet enough that she can hear you when you ask.

  238. The octahedral allotrope of carbon: the original and best aphrodisiac.

    http://tinyurl.com/5tsjouw

  239. or that it’s made by Sprout Pharmaceuticals.

    wait… they named it after MJ?

  240. hahahahaha…No, Tushar, she’s probably just tired and feeling fat (of course she could be skinny in that case forget that last bit) and needs a little something to take the edge off.

    As they say, “It’s not you, it’s me.”

    At least that’s what my tired, fat friends tell me.

  241. *buys stock in single malt*

  242. Female viagra? Boring. Toaster knife.

  243. No Mare. It is probably the horror and the stench.

  244. haahahahah…Well, then, get a crap ton of single malt.

  245. Time to honor the traditions of India if an American won’t do the job.

    Outsource.

  246. Hire an illegal messican

  247. I should go back out and build more mounds. Nervous about exerting myself and busting sutures, but I’m extremely late on the garden.

  248. There’s no such thing anymore.

  249. Also, this makes me giggle evilly (sorry for any fed employees out there)

    http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/04/politics/federal-agency-hacked-personnel-management/index.html

  250. So if you take Viagra and flibanserin at the same time, do you proceed directly to have orgasms?

  251. Leon’s mounds, fit for a king
    http://is.gd/244ViG

  252. Well it’s not Thor but it’s a cutie with moves:

    http://tinyurl.com/ofgeaye

  253. Anyone here have experience with desktop CNC milling machines?

  254. Just something to think about:

    http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/5minute_arguments/the_rules.php

  255. He is a cutie!

  256. Your mom is a cutie.

  257. There is something very likable about Chris Pratt.

  258. (besides his new buffed out body)

  259. Your mom has a pretty buffed out body

  260. More like puffed out.

  261. Mare, when you’re done packing, come pack me.

  262. How do you feel about your books now?

  263. Your mom is a cutie.

    That’s her dad.

  264. http://is.gd/zWe202

  265. I’m going to pack the books, but the movers will move them. Last week I moved a bunch of boxes, and it made my carpal tunnel shit flare up.

    No likey.

  266. I’ve decided to thin them Scott, whatever I have on my Kindle (which is lots) I’ll give away.

    I like to read my favorites over and over.

  267. That was such a cute little clip.

  268. All the things are changing!

    I think technology has left me behind

    http://is.gd/CJtUD6

  269. Hotspur, I’ve been packing a box, dicking around, packing a box, dicking around, packing a box….I have enough time so that’s fine and my daughter and her boyfriend are coming in a week so I have to keep lots of crap out to use.

    Bonus: he’s a big STRONG guy and will be helping my husband move all our crap to the storage unit.

    Another bonus: his Dad knows one of the owners of the Rangers (I guess) because we are going to a Rangers game and will be in the owners box.

  270. George, if you take viagra and Filbansarin at the same time, you can go fuck yourself.

  271. Ohhh, I love that guitar video.

  272. I was in your mom’s box.

  273. Comment by Tushar on June 4, 2015 6:53 pm

    I’ve been told I can do that hundreds of times, and without medication.

  274. Hotspur, left….mare, right:

    http://tinyurl.com/nvbu9rr

  275. But now you can actually accomplish it.

  276. I did go full throttle the first day and do 2/3 of the kitchen, my desk area, my closet, and a bedroom we use for exercise/storage.

  277. Evening.

  278. Jew! Did the pigs behave today? Did you?

  279. I don’t think Jews and pigs are a good combination.

  280. Husseinspur.

  281. It was a good day, but long. I’m not built to wrestle 300 lb. pigs.

  282. I’m not built to wrestle 300 lb. pigs.

    Try aikido.

  283. I’m not built to wrestle 300 lb. pigs.

    That’s too bad jewstin said it, that’s one fine setup for a mom joke.

  284. Well, I guess it doesn’t really matter, does it? it’s still a good setup.

  285. Who’s setting up the watch party for this?

    Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!

  286. I see we’re in quiet mode now. Even mare.

    I get it.

  287. ” I’m not built to wrestle 300 lb. pigs.”

    You could join Car in’s cult.

  288. Do pigs eat ham?

  289. Crosspig? Swinefit?

  290. Aikido is fun, but like rule one is dodge. The whole purpose of the martial art is to avoid, evade, and intercept to buy time so you can get to your sword when ninjas attack. That’s why so many of the moves are lifted straight from kendo.

  291. Just saying, you wanna move pigs, try greek wrestling.

    And maybe start bulking.

  292. Did anybody object that it wasn’t really “nitpicking” by pointing out that anybody else wasn’t really “this close to being Mark Zuckerberg’s college roommate” since they only applied but didn’t actually get accepted at Harvard today?

  293. No.

  294. When can furries serve openly?

  295. Also, this makes me giggle evilly (sorry for any fed employees out there)

    http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/04/politics/federal-agency-hacked-personnel-management/index.html

    **waves**

    Got the notice a couple of hours ago. At least it was Chinese hackers and not some dumbass leaving a laptop where someone could steal it.

  296. Comment by leoncaruthers on June 4, 2015 8:25 pm
    When can furries serve openly?

    Heh. I just made the comment on Insty, “I can’t wait for the 1st Battalion, 1st Otherkin Regiment (Airborne).”

  297. http://bit.ly/1ANtbw6

  298. So, this female scientist complained to an advice columnist that her scientish mentor looks down her blouse.
    The advice columnist, herself a woman scientist, adviced her to ignore and put up with it unless it gets more serious than that.
    Now the internet is asking for beheading of the advice columnist.

    http://taxprof.typepad.com/taxprof_blog/2015/06/female-cal-tech-science-profs.html

    Now, I would not have given that advice. I would have adviced the lady scientist to complain, but I would have also cautioned her about the consequences, fair or not. Once you complain, other senior scientists would be wary of mentoring/advising her. Not to punish her, but just to save themselves from a potentially career ending situation. Even if some professor reluctantly agreed to mentor, he would avoid her as much as he can to minimize the chances of him being accused of any wrongdoing.

    The whole situation is unfortunate, but reality generally cannot be tailored to your 100% satisfaction.

  299. I wonder how far it went. I’ve had the same background check, but didn’t get a notice.

  300. Did she confront her mentor over his behavior? Telling him to cut it out would seem to be a logical first step.

  301. Just how many scandals hve happened under Obama that individually would have brought a GOP presidency to its knees.
    Benghazi, IRS targetting, Snowden, this latest hacking, hillary selling america’s strategic interests to highest bidder, Obamacare website fiasco, ISIS. Heck, the reset/overcharge button by itself would have produced 10years worth of kvetching.

  302. Alex, probably not. The first thing she did was ask this advice columnist, and her answer was the worst thing since Hitler invented sliced bread.

    I may have mixed up my expressions a bit there.

  303. My advice would be to wear something that doesn’t show off the girls. Can’t peek at your cleavage if you’re wearing a turtleneck.

  304. Telling him to cut it out would seem to be a logical first step.

    This would seem on its face to be the right thing to do, but actually may be exactly the wrong thing to do. Depends on his personal character.

  305. But then she won’t be pretty, Roamy.

  306. Hahahahaha! Crosspig.

  307. Hah! Or maybe she could glue a pair of plastic googly eyes on them so they look back at him.

  308. I have never experienced sexual harassment. It is one of the many perks of being an ordinary looking fat person.

  309. Or, fake chest hair.

  310. Something funny I read somewhere:

    “My eyes are up here, mister!”
    —-Medusa, to her potential victim.

  311. As a heterosexual human male: we will glance, we almost can’t help it without deliberate effort. If it’s a glance, let it go.

    If he’s leering, cover up.

    Send me pics and I’ll tell you if you’re dressing like a strumpet. If you’re advertising, it’s not his fault for reading the brochure.

  312. Is it really that difficult to find clothes that don’t let your tits hang out, but don’t make you look like a granny either?

  313. Tell him his starring at her breasts makes her penis turgid.

  314. My wife usually manages to be modest with her frankly immodest endowments, but pregnancy has made it very difficult not to slide into granny mode.

  315. As usual, XBrad comes up with the most devastatingly effective solution. The poor guy will have nightmares.

  316. http://is.gd/kjgnZx

  317. We don’t know how she dresses. If she is really attractive, men are still going to look. She may just be dismayed because this violates her expectation of professional behavior from her advisor. But, of course, he’s still a human male.

  318. This would seem on its face to be the right thing to do, but actually may be exactly the wrong thing to do. Depends on his personal character.

    If he’s the kind of man who would retaliate against her, then he’ll certainly do so if she goes to HR and files a complaint. At least this way she may be able to say, “hey, I tried to deal with this privately as a professional, but he’s the one with the problem.”

  319. “Stop staring at my breasts, professor, it’s giving me a hard-on”

    Yeah, my weenus would be dead after that. Also I would need to throw up a lot.

  320. Pittsburgh Port Authority buses will no longer be sporting this racist slogan:

    http://is.gd/mxayvR

    Someone looked in their rear view mirror and was offended.

  321. Send me pics and I’ll tell you if you’re dressing like a strumpet.

    The sacrifices you make are so selfless.

  322. Someone looked in their rear view mirror and was offended.

    My gawd, everyone has lost their fucking minds.

  323. “…the slogans have been used since 2003. It is unclear if this is the first complaint. Other slogans gracing buses in the 700-bus fleet include “Rockin’ Rollin’,” “Movin’ Groovin’,” and “Movin’ Shakin’.”

  324. So “rigging” is now a hate word, because you might see it backwards in a reflection and miss the final g.

  325. The sacrifices you make are so selfless.

    I like to give.

  326. Also, the word “ginger” must be banned forever because of its oppressive anagram.

  327. Maybe someone will start a Pittsburgh riot and burn down 700 buses. It’s very popular these days.

  328. How about /Vigger?

  329. H8 blog!

  330. http://imgur.com/gallery/Tqlpg

  331. Hah. That reminds me of this:
    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spherical_cow

  332. Tush, that was most excellent.

  333. Oso!

    https://vid.me/QP0E

  334. Scott, SQUEEEEEEE!!!!

  335. I assume buffalogey is doing BBF with Caitlyn.

  336. I found a recipe for Rhubarb Barbecue Sauce and I had to go out and buy a can of Dr. Pepper. I can’t remember the last time I drank soda. Gotta be over 5 years ago if seltzer doesn’t count as soda.

  337. I assume buffalogey is doing BBF with Caitlyn
    Bogus Boob Freakshow?

  338. Evening Hostages.

    I came >< close to knocking down my 3 year old nephew and stealing one of his bday presents.

  339. Mattress Girl is off to a promising start in amateur pornography. NSFW.

    https://news.artnet.com/art-world/emma-sulkowiczs-rape-referencing-video-305180

  340. MJ has boob duty for the next four Fridays. Unless he forgets, then you’ll have to get your own because I’m not going to be around much this month.

  341. Mattress Girl is as crazy as a shithouse rat on acid.

  342. I came >< close to knocking down my 3 year old nephew and stealing one of his bday presents.

    No follow through, we can’t award you any points.

  343. No follow through, we can’t award you any points.

    It was a very near thing.

    http://tinypic.com/r/21o3mzd/8

  344. Sulkowicz is loonier than Jenner, and evil to boot.

  345. It was a very near thing.
    Those action figures reveal a distressing lack of transsexual diversity.

  346. Serial liar Sulkowicz? Sen Gillibrand supported rape fabulist Sulkowicz?

  347. Last weekend I bought Balcones Baby Blue (distilled and bottled in Waco Tx) I liked it so much I bought another this week. I also tried their “Rumble”, as much as I wanted to like it, I cannot.
    Carry On.

  348. Like yes, like she, like, did.

    Gawd, that woman is a dipshit.

  349. How’s the doggies, Vmax?

  350. Sorry I forgot
    Baby Blue is a corn whiskey made with Blue corn. It is complex, spicy, with something I cannot identify, and amazingly good.

    Rumble is cloyingly sweet.
    I should have guessed, it is a mix it with Dr Pepper or something like that.

  351. Good George.
    I was raped on the antibiotics, paid $200 for something my pharmacist said he didn’t have but “in the same family” was $20.
    Bastage!

  352. Your doggies are lucky you go above and beyond to fix them up.

  353. Gabe is still wearing “the cone of shame”
    They put stitches in his ear.

    I get to have my eyeball ultrasound tomorrow. How many people do you know that have had that done?

    I am willing to bet $20 it is not a pleasant experience.
    Won’t that goo burn?

  354. No idea on the eyeball ultrasound, but glad to hear the doggies are on the mend.

  355. Ugh. Eyes and vision. You never want to neglect that stuff, you want to make sure it’s under control no matter what.

  356. I am blind in one eye because of a cataract. I lost my job and promptly lost my sight. Now I have a job I am getting it fixed, but the doc cannot see through it, so an ultrasound.
    Hopefully I will soon be able to see out of both eyes. Everyone should be able to see the “E”, unfortunately I cannot even see what the “E” is written on!
    I blame growing up on the white sandy beaches of west central Florida

  357. Dang, V. Take good care of yourself. The dogs depend on you!

  358. New York, New York, it’s a hell of a town
    You know the Bronx is up and I’m Brooklyn down
    Because they don’t know my derp they only know my initials
    Building bombs in the attic for elected officials

  359. Good morning.

  360. Morning Hammer.

    http://is.gd/jBzWPY

  361. mornin, jewstin, buff, and the rest of you that aren’t up yet!

  362. https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2015/06/05/big-berb-fridayone/#comment-1093042

    MJ’s tucker is up.


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