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caitlyn-jenner

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  1. Someone please push this down like a tranny hooker.

  2. I never should have opened my big mouth.

  3. This is bullcrap.

  4. When Bruce was picking out his tits, what size nipples did he go for?

    It’s only a matter of time before we see them.

  5. xbrad shaved his balls for this?

  6. The more I see his face, the more I imagine this:
    http://is.gd/nEXU3P

  7. This is the thanks I get for politely requesting a new post.

    Nice hair, though.

  8. Don’t one of you people in charge have a new poat ready that’s offensive, juvenile or anything otherwise relating to Bruce Jenner in a dress?

    I’m a giver.

  9. Wig.

  10. he looks so…..sane, doesn’t he?

  11. Serious question, did bruce get implants or are his hormone enhanced boobs just pushed up in the bustier?

    Has anyone read he got implants?

    And did he have his wiener cut off?

  12. huh?

  13. you turn it inside out, mare! you keep the parts!

    Win/win!

  14. Did he actually have that procedure, Jay? Someone here mentioned he may have kept it because he still wants sex with women.

    I don’t know what I’m saying.

  15. Comment by wiserbud on June 3, 2015 5:13 pm

    Okay, I was lying

    *dons welding goggles*

  16. I don’t know, and don’t really care. Just capitalizing on the opportunity to make smartass comments.

    I was just going to revisit the pads needed for added fluid discharge, but thought that would be too much.

  17. but thought that would be too much.

    —-

    You would have been correct!

  18. you turn it inside out, mare! you keep the parts!

    So is his junk now sort of like a reversible windbreaker?

  19. The “Let’s Fatally Destroy Connecticut’s Already Wounded Economy” Bill passed the House this morning 73-70.

    All Republicans and 11 Dems voted “No.” 5 Republicans were “absent.”

    Most important vote they would probably ever cast in their careers which could have possibly dramatically slowed if not reversed the downward spiral this state is in and 5 Republicans couldn’t even bother to show up.

    Two of whom I’ve met personally and who represent Waterbury.

    Saturday’s show could very well be my last, if the SM listens.

  20. they want to keep their jobs, wiser!

    Just like McCain and Lady Lindsey do all the time.

  21. *prepares for an epic wiser-rant*

  22. I gotta be me. Whatever that is.

  23. 5 Republicans were “absent.”

    Please tell me this wasn’t a situation where the conventional wisdom was “the bill will likely pass, so I don’t really have to be there.”

    What the hell?

  24. Wiser, was that the Corporate tax bill that Scott mentioned a couple of days ago…that may force …GE? to move? And of course others.

  25. It’s a good thing Jenner hasn’t put on weight yet otherwise people would be calling him Friar Tuck.

  26. JTFC

    I must be on the wrong blog – sorry. Carry on.

  27. Laura thinks they are in ‘let it burn mode’. If the republicans managed to block this they wouldn’t gain anything, they would just be blamed for everything bad that happens in the future.

    Let them own it. I doubt it will work but it’s probably their only chance.

  28. Ah HAHAHAHAHA

    During “All In With Chris Hayes” on June 2, the host fostered a discussion among media representatives on the “reaction to Caitlyn Jenner” or “The Jenner Effect.” In the middle of the conversation, Michelle Goldberg, senior contributing writer for The Nation, suggested that using the word “women” in abortion language “excludes trans men.”

    I support Caitlyn’s right to choose as a woman trans-man otherkin queer Oh I give up. Anyway, let Caitlyn have an abortion. Obamacare will cover it.

  29. Unbelievable. CT Repubs could have stopped that bill and didn’t.

  30. Then laura’s theory holds water. Wise or not isn’t the question.

  31. Repubs get blamed anyway. Or, if this bill was pointless, why did any Repubs bother to vote? I’m asking, I’m not local enough to understand. I do know this, all the pragmatists insist we have to win elections in order to pass “our” bills. And then they decide later not to pass them. The ” let’s stay unified” attitude is very selective.

  32. Is that Emily?

  33. Emily could date him. Hawt.

  34. When Bruce was picking out his tits, what size nipples did he go for?

    About this size.
    http://is.gd/O7uuhM

  35. I don’t think it’s going to matter. If you add up the state workers, teachers, and the FSA, they have a majority. If he fucks up the economy, it will only create more votes for them.

    We have achieved death spiral.

  36. Obama is doing the same thing.

  37. How are things in New Hampshire…fucked up-wise?

  38. Evening.

  39. If I got to choose my lady boob nipples I’d go with something in a dusty pink.

    Or maybe rosy glow.

    It’s so hard to choose!!!!!!

  40. Evenin’, Pig Hammer.

  41. Sup, Hog Hammer?

    Sup, Jewstin?

  42. You could just use lipstick, MJ. Then you could change your mind!

  43. The Cheyenne metropolitan area is enjoying a delightfully mild Spring day with no rain.

  44. http://is.gd/JxNbDW

    I wonder if they could make a set of nipples to look like this?:

    http://is.gd/v7S8Qh

  45. I wonder if they could make a set of nipples to look like this?:
    http://is.gd/v7S8Qh

    Hmm. I suppose they would have to make sure they are counter-rotating, otherwise the propellers would exert a net torque on Caitlyn’s body as he does his nude interpretive dance.

  46. I wonder if the nipple store uses pepperonis and raisins for demonstrations.

  47. Dunno, srg.

    Probably not bad. They have a D Governor but the house is controlled by Republicans. They are pretty conservative up there. Only gun laws concern concealed carry. You can buy a pistol and open carry without a permit.

  48. JImbo, that is really amazing and wonderful for those women.

  49. We have to show a pistol permit to buy ammo and I think we have helmet laws for bicycles.

    New Hampshire’s motto is — Live Free or Die

    Connecticut’s motto is— I Want My Mommy

  50. I Want My Mommy

    ——

    I laughed but it’s not funny because it’s true. Not just CT.

  51. r/fatpeoplehate apparently celebrates Caitlyn and shuns those who think he’s just a crazy fucker named Bruce.

    Man, if you can’t count on internet shitlords, who’s left?

  52. Charlie Sheen is objectively less crazy.

  53. And he’s otherkin too. He has tiger blood.

  54. I was just looking at presidential election results by state. 16 states switched from reliable R to reliable D in 1992.

    CT was one of them.

    It’s Bush’s fault.

  55. Read my lips, no new taxes.

  56. I thought Monday was tucker day at H2?

  57. Damn it, Mare.

  58. You’ve been damning me a lot, Clint, what’s up?

  59. Subpoena Duces Tecum

    *drinks*

  60. Also, Bruce Jenner would not have made for a good, fair, or even mediocre HHD.

    *drinks*

  61. That woman killed by a lion in Africa?

    http://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/article/Game-of-Thrones-Editor-Mauled-to-Death-by-6304344.php

  62. That woman killed by a lion in Africa?
    http://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/article/Game-of-Thrones-Editor-Mauled-to-Death-by-6304344.php

    The Lannisters finally got revenge for Joffrey.

  63. Well, evidently the Michigan women brought their shitty team to the game tonight.

  64. The Lannisters finally got revenge for Joffrey.

    http://giphy.com/gifs/movie-applause-clapping-7Mj3OdEic7QyI

  65. Hotspur, I’m watching that also.

    GO FLORIDA!

    :)

  66. I’m pretty sure Hotspur is watching with your mom.

  67. My mom would think Hotspur is delightful.

    As chump would say, SYGDWM.

  68. Well, it’s a shame when the umps have to cheat.

  69. chumps have to eat, just like everybody else, Hotspur

  70. Mare! My niece went to school with Gallo. Her BFF dated him. Had to sign a waiver saying she wouldn’t get pregnant. HS kids these days/s

  71. It’s only cheating when your team is losing.

  72. So there’s a show on TLC tonight called Grandmother Lovers.

    It’s precisely what you think.

  73. Had to sign a waiver saying she wouldn’t get pregnant.

    —–

    WHAT????

  74. Comment by Hotspur on June 3, 2015 8:50 pm
    Well, it’s a shame when the umps have to cheat.

    —–

    What the hell are you talking about? And Scott’s right, it’s only cheating if you’re losing.

  75. The ump called an obvious strike a checked swing. Plus a fair ball foul.

    I never give a fuck who benefits by a bad call. Shitty umpires fuck up the game.

  76. Mare, I guess that’s a thing when athletes are expected to go pro.

  77. Wow, Oso, I had no idea. Hmmmmm

  78. Joey Gallo is 6’5″…big boy.

  79. What the hell are you watching? Softball?

  80. Yes, NCAA National Championship.

  81. They are pretty conservative up there.

    Err, there are some nutty-ass free-staters & a whole bunch of “Capital Weed” Libertarians, but conservatism qua conservatism is about as rare as dickless trannies.

  82. Compared to the rest of the Northeast, it’s North Texas.

  83. Evening Hostages.

  84. Conservative was the wrong word though.

  85. Howdy, Bcoch.

  86. Did anybody take anybody else’s gentle suggestion that they get back on their meds as proof that they were part of the shadowy cabal of time-traveling warlocks who secretly control the universe today?

  87. In any case, Vermont has the best gun laws in the whole damned universe.

    Can you carry? Yes.
    Can you carry concealed? Uh, yeah, see above.
    Can you carry while driving? Duh.
    Can you carry concealed while driving? Yeah. Still covered by the first question.
    Do you need a license or permit for any of the above? No, that would be unconstitutional.

    But, otherwise yeah, it’s still Vermont. Yuck.

  88. In any case, Vermont has the best gun laws in the whole damned universe.
    Can you carry? Yes.
    Can you carry concealed? Uh, yeah, see above.
    Can you carry while driving? Duh.
    Can you carry concealed while driving? Yeah. Still covered by the first question.
    Do you need a license or permit for any of the above? No, that would be unconstitutional.
    But, otherwise yeah, it’s still Vermont. Yuck.

    In other words, when the Subaru cuts you off, don’t respond by giving the flannel-wearing lesbian the finger.

  89. In other words, when the Subaru cuts you off, don’t respond by giving the flannel-wearing lesbian the finger.

    Not unless you get affirmative consent prior to giving her the finger.

  90. I am a huge Trout fan. I think he’s the real deal. I have heard a bunch of D-bag stories about Harper and Gallo. My bro says their parents are bigger D-bags than Bryce or Gallo.

  91. You don’t have to wear clothes in Vermont, and they a pro-pedophile.

  92. Lesbaru. My former boss drives one. She’s a dyke.

  93. are.

    What kind of clip joint is this?

  94. What kind of clip joint is this?

    The best/worst kind.

  95. So, Dan’s boss, Dana, married Andi, and Dana wore the dress and Andi the tux. Dana was unable to maintain a pregnancy, so Andi was artificially inseminated. Now, Andi is pregnant.

  96. You don’t have to wear clothes in Vermont, and they a pro-pedophile.

    See? Bernie Sanders gonna Bernie Sander. But yeah, Vermont: yuck. Gimmie their gun laws & nuke the rest.

  97. I just want a healthy delivery and beyond that it is none of my business. We all choose our own paths.

  98. I am glad I am getting old.

    Her penis are words that are not compatible, yet they are today.

    Soon, man vaginas will be a thing.

  99. It’s fantasy.

    This can’t be real life.

  100. Jenner says he is attracted to women, but he installs boobs and takes hormones to shrink his junk.

    That doesn’t sound like a good plan.

  101. He’s a lesbian stuck in a man’s body?

  102. Shecock. Manslit.

    Mipples.

    My god, she’s getting a clit on. A cloner, if you will.

  103. Man vaginas have been a thing since March of 2009.

  104. Scott, I don’t even know anymore. My gheys have lost their sense of humor about everything.

  105. >>Soon, man vaginas will be a thing.

    Have you not met Rosetta?

  106. Man Vaginas? Already here.

    http://tinypic.com/r/2vx5bft/8

  107. When I was a kid we had two parents.
    One had boobs,

    This stuff is just sad.

  108. Gah! I H8 being a Reds fan!!!

  109. This stuff is just sad.

    Mental illness resulting in self inflicted mutilation, especially to this level, is very sad.

  110. man vaginas will be a thing

    “Man Pussy” appears in the words to the song “Captive Honour” on Megadeth’s “Count Down to Extinction” (1992).

    #historybitches

  111. Guy hoochees and chick willies. Brave new world that hath such people in’t.

  112. *Starts Mangina LLC*

  113. I might like a couple of vaginas in my arm.

  114. And Mare might like a couple of penises on her arm.

  115. Gah!!! Really Tampa? Really? I H8 it when teams forget Offense is part of game day strategy.

  116. >>*Starts Mangina LLC*

    Mangina solutions.

  117. It’s fantasy.
    This can’t be real life.

    No escape from reality.

    We’re caught in a landslide.

  118. Anyone else calling Shenanigans on CO lunch lady?

  119. “Yeah, sonny, I remember back in the teens when we had only four or five sexes, and you couldn’t be sent to prison and electroshock therapy for making fun of chicks with dicks.”

  120. Open your eyes

    Look up to the skies and see

  121. I’m on a roll. Your lyrics don’t upset me!!!

  122. You either have two x chromosomes. or an XY pair. In EVERY cell in your body. Chopping-up the meat to change appearances is just cosmetic surgery.
    If you are born male, you die male.
    The man has “Body Dysmorphic Disorder” and is mentally ill.
    After he goes for his “one year test-drive” to see how he likes “being a woman”, he may opt to have those “fiddly bits” removed.
    If he does, he will then have 20 times the risk of suicide than, “norms” have.
    Better he see a shrink than a surgeon…

  123. You either have two x chromosomes. or an XY pair.

    Oh ho ho! But what about barbie dolls with hog-dogs glued between their legs? Huh? Did you think about that, smart guy?

  124. Stark,
    You got me there…

  125. ChrisP, I have seen what transgender surgery does to gay families. Not pretty.

  126. Chromosomes are hate science. Or it’s not really science. Or I Fucking Love Science except when it contradicts progressive ideas, and then it’s not science. Or something.

    Don’t be a chromosome birther!

  127. ChrisP, I have seen what transgender surgery does to gay families. Not pretty.

    Was it one of the couple getting the surgery, or one of the kids?

  128. 2 weeks ago Zeke who is allergic to all things wheat, found and ate a whole sandwich before I could pry it out of his mouth.
    Predictably 3 days later he broke out on large blisters. I treated them with antibiotic ointment and silver sulfa something

    3 days later Gabe broke out in something similar. I treated him the same as Zeke. After 3 days I was not noticing an improvement so I upped the treatment to 3x a day. After 3 more days I said7 “I need to get ahead of this.”
    I intended to call a MD and schedule a appointment, but was snowed under a blizzard of work today and forgot.

    When I arrived home tonight, Gabe has progressed from a tiny 1/16″ wound to a giant 3″ of raw hamburger.

    Feel free to kick me plenty. I am taking tomorrow off to get him fixed. I am really scared I fucked up royally.

  129. Hot-dogs & hot glue guns are not “chromosome birfers” as you so crudely put it. H8er.

  130. The kids and the family of the transgender. They had already accepted she was gay. Then, she decided she was male. 3 families hurt.

  131. Wow, that’s very alarming, Vmax.

  132. Diane was finally able to joke that Z was an absent dad who didn’t remember support checks. (Z was the biological parent of their kid/s)

  133. Sorry obligatory “Caytlyn is so normal” BS

  134. Oh man. Prayers to St Francis for the V-doggehs.

  135. Yes George
    Infections are crazy scary.

  136. I’m sorry you are having a rough time, Vman.

    Good luck tomorrow.

  137. Thanks Oso divine intervention is welcome.

  138. Thanks Chumpo,
    How is life treating you on the left coast?

  139. You and your hate science chromosomes. You’re perverting science to oppress otherkin free spirits! All scientists agree gender doesn’t exist. I read all about it on firedoglake.

  140. I’ve never heard of dogs being allergic to wheat.

  141. GO…WHAT? Dogs have allergies, too. It took us forever to find a feeding regimen for the Divas. (Blind Diva breaks my heart daily)

  142. George,
    Gabe did not eat any wheat that I know of. According to my vet the 2 most common allergens for dogs are corn and wheat.

  143. Just never to wheat. That’s what I thought unusual.

  144. Huh. I never knew that about dogs.

  145. None of the dogs in our family ever had allergies, thankfully.

  146. OMFG. The wife is making me watch Grandmother Lovers.

  147. Max was allergic to something, I put him on an expensive sweet potato, duck diet and he still broke out. Zeke however can eat everything but wheat. No pizza crusts, or bread crusts for him.

    As much as I don’t like eating them I do for the Zekester.

  148. The wife is making me watch Grandmother Lovers.

    WTAF is that????

  149. Dare I say Gluten George?
    Heh

  150. A TLC show about thirty something guys (who seem very gay) who date seventy year old women.

  151. This is nauseating.

  152. My Divas are on a protein/Chicky chicky diet. No allergens.

  153. Oooooh spooky.

  154. Oso, we will visit Ojo Caliente later this month.

  155. I’m meh about ghosts.

  156. GO, I have an awesome book display at Sam’s right now. My co-workers are lame. Not sure if Santa Fe is as cool as me.

  157. Our ghost is mild. We see him on security video. Weird, but ok. My boss had a real encounter on Sunday. The images only showed up when pics were taken off the motion monitor. It was creepy.

  158. Not bad at all, VMan. Living a good life.

    Adios, Amigos.

  159. God only knows what I’d be without you. Ghey

  160. This is totally going on my netflix queue.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2784512/

  161. Mare, I was just messin’ with you.

  162. I love month end processing. But we’ve been off the mainframe since Memorial Day. Actually kind of amazing.

  163. Although I laugh and I act like a clown
    Beneath this derp I am wearing a frown
    My tears are falling like rain from the sky
    Is it for her or myself that I cry?

  164. Good morning, sleepyheads.

  165. Wakey wakey3

  166. Good morning!

    http://imgur.com/gallery/3zMX7Ym

  167. George, if you take viagra and filbansarin you can go fuck yourself


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