Wire in a Crowded Theater

Good morrow.

Every fourth week I’m going to highlight one of the New Masters.

Introducing the work of Conrad Felixmuller. Born in 1897 he was a German art student who became an orderly in an Army hospital amidst the trying circumstances of WWI. After the war Felixmuller founded with his friends Expressionistische Arbeitsgemeinschaft Dresden, and a year later joined one of the bedrock art movements of the 20th century, The Neue Sachlichkeit ~pronounced sac lick it~(SYGDWM!!1).

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Felixmuller’s use of color here lends the familiar forms of figure a unique perspective.

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This one is my favorite.

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Felixmuller made a living as a woodcut and charcoal artist and in this field he gained notoriety.
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Later in life he settled down a bit and painted such wonderful portraits.

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The majority of his works were confiscated and destroyed in Germany during WWII.

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Felixmuller and The New Objectivity.

On and On.

420 Comments

  1. That’s nice, but THIS is art.

  2. I want to be every button you press
    And all mouths that surround you
    Yes, I’m gonna roll around you
    Like a cat rolls around the chrysanthemums
    I’m gonna derp you like the sun grounds you

  3. yer nice.

  4. Wow, the amount of culture that idiot in Germany destroyed is staggering.

  5. Today is a shitty day for a completely juvenile and childish reason. My favorite college basketball coach is going pro. It sucks.

  6. Wakey wakey

  7. For Lauraw- I rake off the majority of the leaves and just dig in the little pieces.

  8. Day off!!!!

  9. Why were they destroyed, because of their “differentness”?

    Strange because some of them have a definite German-ness about them.

    I like the happy kissers.

  10. I also like the third one. I bet he captured their real personalities in all of those portraits.

  11. Morning.

  12. 15th one is a dude.

  13. I don’t know about “better” maybe less “pimpish.”

    http://imgur.com/gallery/IBctJSS

  14. Time to drink coffee carefully.

  15. How are you feeling, Leon?

  16. With his hands mostly

  17. Your auction score looks great Scott. I’d like to purchase it for $41 with free shipping if possible.

  18. Yeah, that 3 dimensional chess like deal that McConnell made for Loretta Lynch was just brilliant.

    FU Boehner and McConnell you worthless pieces of shit.

  19. The hard boiled eggs at work have the most easily peeled shells I’ve ever encountered. Two eggs and a package of blueberry BelVita cookies and a styrofoam cup of *gag* hospital coffee and I’m good for a 6 hour case.

  20. Time to don the lead apron…

  21. I’ve heard you can steam eggs and end up with really easy shells, too, I’ll see if I can find the video.

    I am mostly okay. I took one more tramadol and a 600mg ibuprofen before bed last night. Not a lot of pain so far today, just soreness. I probably have some cold sensitivity that I haven’t tested yet. I can finally feel my tongue and lips and stuff, which is nice. Saggital muscle on the right side is still swollen/sore because they have to numb it during the procedure on the lower jaw.

  22. McConnell can’t play 2D chess.

  23. They’d both be stumped with checkers. Heck, tic tac toe would be perplexing.

  24. So, my painkiller choices – in case anyone cares – are ibuprofen, which slows healing, and tramadol, which is a potentially habit-forming opiate. Can’t take aspirin because I don’t want thinned blood bleeding out of the incisions.

    So I’m probably not taking any more drugs. Just going to not grit my teeth and power through it.

  25. If he were making war on fat women in yoga pants and leggings…

    Well, I wouldn’t help him, but I wouldn’t be in a hurry to stop him.

  26. SYGDWM!!1

    Made me laugh.

  27. Show Your Gol Darn Work, Man?

  28. Comment by xbradtc on June 2, 2015 3:05 am

    Ahem.

    chemtrails

  29. Shut your g** damn whore mouth.

    —-

    An explanation and something I think should be said daily.

  30. GE, Travelers, and Aetna all issued public statements yesterday bashing out stupid Governor.

    Sounds like GE is going to leave.

    The beginning of the end.

  31. Scott, I’m assuming your state decided to tax the hell out of these companies?

  32. Stupid iPhone keeps signing me out of wordpuss.

    Ugh

  33. Motivation hasn’t kicked in yet. I did laundry and cleaned the kitchen, but I’m still waiting in the mega drive to go do something big.

  34. I am not allowed to do anything strenuous. I haven’t decided yet if the mound-building qualifies, but I might do more of that today.

  35. Thank you for these poats, Mr. Chumpo, I hope you continue to make this a weekly feature.

  36. Steamed eggs.

  37. Yes Mare, they targeted corporations and the rich this time.

    Once they leave it’ll be perfect.

  38. That always works.

  39. GE has locations in MI, so I’m entirely in favor of CT committing suicide.

  40. Legislature is SHOCKED.

    I kind of hope they leave too, maybe it will wake up some voters.

  41. I’ll lay even odds they’ll try to pass some sort of an exit tax.

  42. I think it’s cute when states push out their stable corporate tax base.

  43. Why is the legislature shocked? It’s exactly what they wanted.

    I love how Rush explained the economic impact on the state of New York when he moved to Florida. And how many times he was audited, and they couldn’t do a thing about it.

  44. I think it’s cute when states push out their stable corporate tax base.

    Then you must think California is adorable.

    Even with our crony tax breaks, show business seldom shoots here any longer.

    Here’s just one such break: Can you claim your business transaction is in the service of film production somehow? Then you don’t have to charge sales tax. You want buy or sell something not having anything to do with show business? Pony up about 10% in sales taxes, asshole. That’s LA County right now, 9.75% or thereabouts sales tax.

  45. Legislature is SHOCKED.
    I kind of hope they leave too, maybe it will wake up some voters.

    Leave? Who? The legislature? Because that would be awesome.

  46. Niiiiiiiiice, this guy is joining the Outlander cast:

    http://www.eonline.com/news/661978/outlander-casting-news-see-the-first-new-face-of-season-two

  47. Then you must think California is adorable.

    —–

    Yes, they are so childlike, as in completely naive and non rational.

  48. Niiiiiiiiice, this guy is joining the Outlander cast:

    Great – if you like queers.

  49. Yes, I love them Hotspur.

  50. My guess is that Clownifornia will gradually slide into a close analogue of Mexico, and I’m not referring to demographics specifically. With the way legislators pick and choose to hand out cronyist favors and throw out regulatory obstacles, the way we’re determined to let no business go free from harassment, the only businesses left here will be large, bureaucratic ones that can buy influence and force out small competitors. The result will be a third world state on the Pacific, where there are a handful of extremely wealthy people in enclaves owning and running very large enterprises (Apple, looking at you here). The vast majority of the population will be orbiting right on the edge of total welfare dependency and just barely making a bit more so they can’t qualify for all the handouts. Yet getting past that one step out of welfare dependency will be next to impossible. As someone said when the Obama economy really kicked in, “it’s never been easier to get by, but never harder to get ahead.” We’ll have a bifurcated society, just the few upper class and a sea of immobile peons.

  51. Great – if you like queers.

    So help a guy out here… does this mean Bruce Jenner is a fan or not?

  52. He’s a great choice for Le Comte.

  53. The “Conversation With Hillary Clinton” event at Midtown law firm Akin Gump was originally aiming to attract 125 women. An email invitation seen by Page Six said the event is “just for women.” But by Friday, “They’d only sold 50 tickets, so they threw it open to men,” a source said. “Ticket sales were supposed to close at 10 a.m. Sunday, but the hostesses were working the phones and pushed the deadline till Monday.”

    But did they throw it out to LGBTQWERTY otherkin? Heteronormative scum!

  54. Nobody wants to be in a room with that hag.

  55. Between the Vanity Fair spread and “she’s so pretty” convos, we’ve smuggled in the same old cis/Eurocentric narratives about womanhood.

    — Marc Lamont Hill (@marclamonthill) June 1, 2015

    If we only celebrate and welcome Caitlyn Jenner bc she conforms to tradition cis/and European standards of beauty, we are making a mistake.

    — Marc Lamont Hill (@marclamonthill) June 1, 2015

    Look, my real problem here is use of the words “beauty” and “womanhood.” Because there is none of either in this situation, you fucking cross-eyed, key-pounding idiot.

  56. Has anyone else noticed that the womyn kvetching the most about rape culture all look so fugly, they are in no danger of ever having unwanted or wanted sex? No one would boink them even with Rosetta’s junk.

  57. It’s a fine thing Chelsea Clinton never has to worry about rape culture.

  58. So if Bruce Jenner still looked like a dude rather than a slightly-mannish woman, he should still be celebrated for being bugfuck crazypants insane?

    Got it.

  59. Even though the whole idea of Jenner becoming a woman is a bit repulsive, he actually turned out not bad looking. Now, Chelsea Clinton, on the other hand, is stuck being fugly, and she started out being female.

  60. point of order: objection to Chelsea Clinton characterized as a woman

    I’m not entirely certain the Clinton family is even human.

  61. Eurocentric narratives about womanhood

    Look, Moochelle isn’t pretty. It’s not because she’s black, it’s because she’s not pretty.

  62. Women who need not worry about rape:

    Chelsea Clinton
    Hillary Clinton
    Nancy Pelosi
    Dianne Feinstein
    Debbie Whothehell Schultz
    Roseanne Barr
    Whoopie Goldberg
    Michelle Ogabe
    Debbie Stabmenow

    Are you seeing a pattern?

  63. Someone at Ace’s made a great point. Would you give an anorexic diet pills to feed her body dysmorphic illness? Of course not. Same with Jenner, we’re feeding his illness, the doctors involved, the press fawning over him, everything. Sick.

    And Megan Kelly is proving her stupidity a lot more lately. After seeing a pic of her husband, I suspect she’s not necessarily bright.

  64. Would you give an anorexic diet pills to feed her body dysmorphic illness?

    How dare you deny anyone their bodily image, you mesomorphic bigot.

  65. The reason I think Hillary Clinton always wears those shapeless, baggy pantsuits is that she’s trying to hide her ovipositor.

  66. It’s kind of fun choosing which “bigot” I’m going to be today. A wide variety for sure.

  67. Megyn is pretty, but not smart, and she’s still a 3rd wave feminist under the blonde dye job and low-cut shirts.

  68. Thanks, Sarge.

  69. Douchenozzle

  70. And again, if Marc Lamont Hill’s view of the universe is right, then I’m a black man and he’s a damn racist if he disagrees.

  71. Hotspur’s linky no worky for me.

  72. Busted link, HS, and I couldn’t fix it.

  73. Nevermind. It does.

    And yes, HUGE douchenozzle.

  74. I fixed it, you retards.

  75. When they did Kerry’s facelift he must have decided against a brow lift. His eyebrows are to the middle of his eye, does not fit. Top half of head does not match bottom half.

    Real dysmorphic.

  76. Caitlyn Kerry.

  77. So, evidently Douchenozzle broke his leg cycling.

  78. He should have used two hands.

  79. Breener’s photoshop looks like a woman. Him/her in real life? Probably not.

  80. We are hating Megyn Kelly today?
    Why? Because she is not as enthusiastic as y’all about criticizing Bruce Jenner?
    Bruce Jenner is a minor issue that does not mean much. Megyn was stellar on the Pam Gellar issue, something that matters.

  81. Why? Because she is not as enthusiastic as y’all about criticizing Bruce Jenner?

    ——

    No, that’s not all, Tushar. But you are wrong this is a very important issue. And one that is getting a lot of press time. You may not care how society is sliding into Sodom and Gomorrah, I do. And comments like Meghan’s aren’t helping.

    And I’m not criticizing Bruce Jenner. His doctors, therapists etc..,should be disbarred.

  82. On the cover (probably soon to be many) of magazines, we have a 65 year old man who wants to LOOK like a woman. He is dressing up in a hyper feminized bustier. This is a sickness. We are normalizing sickness by degrees in this country. Kind of a VERY big deal considering I am considered a bigot, my religion is mocked and I am almost legally liable for not supporting it.

  83. Today’s art is quite nice. Also, Damn it, Mare!

  84. Uh huh…

    She will receive the Arthur Ashe Courage Award on July 15 at at the 2015 ESPYs, which is sort of like the Academy Awards for sports.

  85. Let it go, Tushar.

    It’s Maretown.

  86. I guess my priorities are wrong then. I take the threat Islam poses to the civilized world more seriously than the scourge of Bruce Jenner in drag.

  87. Sorry random guy, I posted my comment and then saw yours.

  88. Eh, Megyn gets things right now and then, but her take on some things has disappointed me too many times for me to consider her smart. She’s better than Bill O’Rly, and smarter than Hannity, but neither of those are tall hurdles.

  89. I don’t know what the issue is with Megan Kelly, because I don’t watch TV. But from what I’ve seen of her n the past, she’s pretty smart.

    That said, I think there’s plenty of scorn to go around to cover both muzzies AND fake vaginas.

  90. Bruce isn’t brave and I don’t care . Matt Walsh has it right also, as well as mare. If people paid half as much attention to what is important as they do this bullshit we would be in such fucksize trouble.

  91. If people paid half as much attention to what is important as they do this bullshit we would be in such fucksize trouble.

    Hence the reason I do not have tv. It’s all bullcrap.

  92. Also, that much surgery, makeup , and photoshopping can be similarly gorgeous. Fuck you media for pushing your agenda with such force.

  93. I’m outrageously selective in my outrage.

    My next door cube-mate warmed up a big ol stinky mess of broccoli for lunch and I want to gag.

    *burns down consulate*

  94. Also, I watched about 10 minutes of the Total Recall remake movie over the weekend.

    *burns down a KFC*

  95. Total Recall remake was garbage.

    *invades Mexico*

  96. Time to go blend breakfast.

  97. Leon, the difference between Drew and rest if humanity is that the humanity understands that even people you like the most are not always going to be in lockstep with you.

    Megyn Kelly is a stalwart. She will not always agree with you and have the same priorities as you, but she is on your side.

    Don’t be a Drew.

  98. Yeah!! What Car In said.

    Stupid fuchin media and the critics that don’t realize they are the other side of the same coin.

  99. I’m sure you’re right, Tushar, and that’s why I put her in the same category as Bill and Sean.

    You’ll have to forgive me, however, if I question whether 0bama or the “women in pants causes earthquakes” imam is a bigger threat to me.

  100. >>You’ll have to forgive me, however, if I question whether 0bama or the “women in pants causes earthquakes” imam is a bigger threat to me.

    Unquestionably 0bama is a bigger threat.

    This is my take on the NSA issue: if they cannot wiretap us all, a few terrorists might get through and a few Americans will be killed. But 0bama has already proved that he will use govt (eg IRS) to supress domestic opponents. That is a far bigger danger, and the less tools he has, the better. My opinion on this matter will not change if and when GOP gets the presidency

  101. I’m willing to accept that small risk rather than empower the police state.

  102. We are on the same page then.

  103. I have been hoping that somehow the fallout from the Patriot Act debate would result in a layoff for me, but I have not thus far gotten lucky.

  104. we have a 65 year old man who wants to LOOK like a woman. He is dressing up in a hyper feminized bustier.

    Hawt.

    /rosetta

  105. I like Felixmuller’s woodcuts best.

  106. Will Bruce Jenner be allowed to use the ladies room now that he says he’s a woman even though he’s keeping his junk because he still likes to boink them?

  107. They’d both be stumped with checkers. Heck, tic tac toe would be perplexing.

    I have no doubt obama has the goods on every one of them corrupt fothermuckers. They’ve been properly neutered with threats.

  108. even though he’s keeping his junk because he still likes to boink them?

    Okay. That I did not know. Now how am I going to un-know it?

    FUCK!

  109. Nope, he’s keeping his nuts.

  110. Suicide is higher in those who get their parts removed because they have never dealt with the underlying mental illness.

  111. Nope, he’s keeping his nuts.

    Deez nutz?

  112. Suicide is higher in those who get their parts removed because they have never dealt with the underlying mental illness.

    Are you saying that having a vagina causes mental illness?

  113. Will Bruce Jenner be allowed to use the ladies room now that he says he’s a woman even though he’s keeping his junk because he still likes to boink them?

    That’s a hate question and the tolerant thing to do would be to kill yourself in a planet-friendly way.

  114. The moon landing. The fall of the Berlin Wall. Once in every generation comes a moment that changes the world forever. For millennials, that moment came last night, when Bruce Jenner—an Olympic gold medalist, symbol of American masculinity, and national father figure by way of his daughters’ reality show—came out as trans

    I guess the millenials have set the bar for changing the world so low that you need a micrometer to measure its height. Maybe one used by Apollo engineers.

  115. Comment by Tushar on June 2, 2015 11:50 am

    I guess my priorities are wrong then. I take the threat Islam poses to the civilized world more seriously than the scourge of Bruce Jenner in drag.

    The two are related. The issue with Bruce Jenner is that we’re expected to ignore reality (that he’s a mentally ill man) for the fantasy that he’s a woman. Rather than acknowledge reality and deal with it, the left wants to wish it all away with collective madness. The same issue applies to the rise of the Islamic State, the ongoing threats from Russia, China, Iran, etc, and collapse of US influence around the world. Rather than acknowledge reality and take the right actions, the left wants us to ignore the reality of the world for their fantasy of universal peace through US weakness.

  116. Suicide is higher in those who get their parts removed because they have never dealt with the underlying mental illness.

    Are you saying that having a vagina causes mental illness?

    *backs away from Hotspur*

    You’re on your own now, mister.

  117. What CoAlex said.

  118. Are you saying that having a vagina causes mental illness?

    INCOMING! *dives to the ground*

  119. Are you saying that having a vagina causes mental illness?

    That’s hysterical.

    Get it? Hysterical.

    Bwahahahahahahahhaa.

  120. The gates around the pens are roughly 34″ tall. I can step over them without any trouble so now everybody calls me Ichabod.

  121. Are you saying that having a vagina causes mental illness?

    A dick turned inside out and shoved into your body cavity is not and will never be, a vagina.

  122. Alex, maybe they are related. I will take Bruce Jenner seriously if he starts beheading innocent people or slams planes into buildings.

    In fact, I would much prefer it if the left keeps busy in fluff like Jenner, Washington Redskins etc, and leave geo politics to people who are not insane.

  123. A dick turned inside out and shoved into your body cavity is not and will never be, a vagina.

    We should get Wiserbud to fact check this.

  124. If a war erupts tomorrow(and it will), with Islamists on one side, and assorted trannies, gays, Jenners, Rosettas on the other side, you bet I will be siding with the second camp. If they want me to wear a standard uniform of bustiers and purple pants, so be it. I can always borrow those from Rosetta.

  125. A dick turned inside out and shoved into your body cavity is not and will never be, a vagina.

    In 5 years it will be against the law to say this. If you sold pizza you’d already be out of business.

  126. Do millenials even know who Bruce Jenner is?

  127. Did a news article just come out saying working out will increase longevity? The gym was packed for the middle of the day that’s unusual.

  128. I think, Beasnsnsns, they are the ones watching the Kardashian show.

  129. A dick turned inside out and shoved into your body cavity is not and will never be, a vagina.
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    We should get Wiserbud to fact check this.

    I can see a fine topic for Special Edition Saturday.

  130. In 5 years it will be against the law to say this. If you sold pizza you’d already be out of business.

    Soon I’m expecting tampons to be stocked next to Barbasol and Right Guard.

  131. http://imgur.com/gallery/DV3hMrN

  132. One of the Safeway stores here has all of the lady products and the ice cream coolers in the same aisle.

  133. Alex, you are correct. Our President just said we are more respected than ever under his Presidency.

    Talk about trying to sell fantasy at the cost of national security.

  134. lady products

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    Boxed wine?

  135. No wine. Grocery stores aren’t allowed to sell alcohol here.

  136. Comment by Jewstin on June 2, 2015 2:33 pm
    No wine. Grocery stores aren’t allowed to sell alcohol here.

    —–

    Are you in Tennessee?

  137. Tushar,

    The problem is less about Bruce Jenner than about everyone else around him and raising him up to be some sort of new progressive hero.

    If he truly wanted to be left alone, I reallly wouldn’t care about what he does to himself. I won’t pretend he’s a woman, but I can avoid him. The progressives have decided, however, that I am no allowed to do that. I must pretend that he is a woman. I must pretend that he’s brave. And so instead I’m going to have to fight this.

    And crap like this is useful in training voters to accept this kind of crazy thinking, not just on social issues, but in general.

  138. the lady products and the ice cream coolers in the same aisle.

    Just don’t put Nair on your rocky road.

  139. Megyn Kelly is pretty smart for a TV person, she does have a huge feminist chip on her shoulder, though.

  140. Only licensed liquor stores can sell booze. No grocery stores, drug stores, or gas stations.

    There are some ways to cheat. Stores can have an attached liquor store. The Safeway in Laramie has an entrance to the liquor store next door.

  141. If a war erupts tomorrow(and it will), with Islamists on one side, and assorted trannies, gays, Jenners, Rosettas on the other side, you bet I will be siding with the second camp.

    I should remind you that as far as most of the second camp is concerned, you, me, and everyone here is in the first camp.

  142. If there are any clever high school guys out there, they should be claiming to be pre-op girls and demanding to shower in the girls locker room.

  143. Returning to the subject of selling pure fantasy as reality…

    President Barack Obama apparently thinks he’s the closest thing to a Jewish president America has ever had.

    Speaking to JPUpdates.com, top Obama confidant David Axelrod described a moment where the president expressed exasperation to him over being derided as anti-Israel by some.

    “You know, I think I am the closest thing to a Jew that has ever sat in this office,” the president claimed, according to Axelrod. “For people to say that I am anti-Israel, or, even worse, anti-Semitic, it hurts.”

  144. Oh my. ESPN has definitely jumped the shark.

    In July, Jenner will be honored with another award, this time for a much different “achievement.” On Monday, Time reported that at ESPN’s ESPY Awards, the former world’s greatest male athlete will receive the acclaimed Arthur Ashe Award for coming out as a transgender.

  145. One of the Safeway stores here has all of the lady products and the ice cream coolers in the same aisle.

    *burns a Barbie Doll in effigy*

    Wait, that’s actually a really good idea.

    *stomps out fire*

  146. One of HotBride’s employees went through woman to man change.

    He’s a nice guy, and fun to be around, and you’d never know he used to be a she. That’s the way it should be. Just shut up about it.

  147. Who exactly is attracted to a woman with a dick?

  148. Wiserbud. I already mentioned that.

  149. I mean, what woman wants to be boinked by that?

  150. That’s gotta be way worse than sex with a metrosexual.

  151. Who exactly is attracted to a woman with a dick?

    B. Hussein Obama.

  152. She is still a she. A month or two without the drugs we’ve almost outlawed for actual men would show that to be true.

  153. Speaking of which, what ever happened to Jen?

    She doesn’t come around here much anymore.

  154. I know that. But I’m okay as long as it isn’t a topic of discussion.

    I have several gay and lesbian friends as well. I don’t talk about my sex life, and I sure as hell don’t want to hear about yours.

  155. Enough with your hate facts, Leon. Just because you’re correct doesn’t mean you’reshutupshutuphaterbigotshutup

  156. You talk about your sex life all the damn time, and Jay’s mom’s

  157. Occasionally, just to be a dick, when they’re not around, I’ll ask the others “So who do you think gets on top, John or George?”

    Haahahahaha Everybody cringes and shouts SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

  158. Really though, who wants to hear about a straight couples sex life?

    I guess amongst close friends you might ask something like, “hey, does your husband gasp and feign erectile dysfunction when you get naked or is that just me?”

  159. I’m stalling, I have it scheduled to finish packing my closet today. About 2/3 done but seem averse to getting the job done. BOOOOOO

  160. Is your wife okay with anal? Because mine says NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!

  161. HA!

  162. I have a straight female friend who used to overshare a lot about her sex life with her husband.

  163. Gaia only knows what Huma says to Cankles about her sex life with Carlos Danger.

  164. Weiner isn’t getting any at home, George.

  165. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/overcompensation

  166. So you’re saying there’s no Weiner in the buns any longer?

  167. I just threw up a little.

  168. Soon I’m expecting tampons to be stocked next to Barbasol and Right Guard.

    Was at gaypatriot and one of the commenters says he is now a she as he got his willy turned inside out and shoved up his body cavity. Was talking about how much pads cost him and how he goes through 3 packs a month. Now I know trannies have to keep their cavity clean and fresh but why would they need so many pads over say, a few liners after a cleanse?
    Real women, who shower regularly, don’t need to clean out their hoohaws and certainly don’t go through even one pack of pads unless they are the few who have heavy cycles or peri-menopause is giving them hell.

  169. After hearing Wiener speak and seeing how he behaves when his wife is being done by a set of cankles, it just confirms she is a muslim brotherhood plant. Who in their right mind would get anywhere near that cadaverous dick?

  170. one of the commenters says he is now a she

    You can stop right there. Anything that follows such a declaration is madness and delusion. That guy might as well say he also gets a weekly visit from the Greys hiding underground at Area 51. It’s equally sane.

    If cutting off your johnson makes you a woman, then this guy is a lizard, and if you don’t agree you’re a H8R.

    http://bit.ly/1QnnCpy

  171. I have a straight female friend who used to overshare a lot about her sex life with her husband.

    My impression was that women are much more likely than men to overshare about their sex lives, especially when they’re with a group of other women.

  172. women are much more likely than men to overshare about their sex lives, especially when they’re with a group of other women.

    *has waking nightmare about being trapped in a room with Hillary and her female advisors*

  173. It’s beautiful out, not too hot, but I still feel like I ate a handful of poisoned glass. No yard work today.

  174. Ok gross, If you need that many pads because your ex-penis leaks, I think we can all agree that it’s not good to mess with such things.

  175. I just don’t feel like doing anything today Leon. My arm could use the rest anyway.

  176. My impression was that women are much more likely than men to overshare about their sex lives

    I worked in a bakery of women and that didn’t happen. Most were post menopausal and their husband’s …..bleh.

    Now my husband’s fishing buddy likes to talk about his sex life and it’s pissing me off.

  177. I think talking about my sex life is disrespectful.

    To your mom.

  178. Comment by some random guy on June 2, 2015 4:54 pm
    I think talking about my sex life is disrespectful.
    To your mom.

    ——

    That took an unexpected turn.

  179. Well, I listen and hear lots LOTS of stuff but do not care to give out info on myself. Even with my dearest friends it’s not too deep in the weeds, so to speak.

    Oh and why is the he/she guy needing that many pads? Yikes, like Carin said, should have left your God given goodies alone.

  180. But I must admit, (re:Alex’s comment) I went to my friend’s Christmas cookie exchange while I was in WA to see Mom and those gals talked about EVERYTHING.

    Sample, there seems to be some kind of bartering system with a couple of the ladies and their husbands with regard to blow jobs. Ufffffff.

  181. Ok gross, If you need that many pads because your ex-penis leaks

    I don’t think it leaks. He just has no clue about what it is to be female….so he, like the trannies that used to come to our store every weekend, over exaggerate feminine mannerisms/behaviors, etc.

    Kinda weird. Jenner says he’s a girl and dresses up to the nines, as he thinks women do. If that is what makes a girl, which it isn’t, he is more girl than I am.

  182. I’ve seen pictures of post-surgical inverted weenus’. They don’t leak but they do need to be ‘cleansed’ on a regular basis. Something real women don’t have to worry about unless they are hoo-ers.

  183. huh?

  184. I’ve seen pictures of post-surgical inverted weenus

    I have lived a full, happy life without ever seeing that.

  185. However, I did see Inverted Weenus open for the Violent Femmes in 1989.

  186. hahahahaha

  187. Hey, I admit, I’ve made my fair share of non-safe search googling mistakes, but I WILL NOT google “inverted weinus.”

  188. Weenus is the Weezer cover band that plays mostly Southern Illinois.

  189. A search for ‘inverted weiner’ produced this image:

  190. Huh. He’s almost not creepy like that.

  191. hahaha, Anthony Weiner.

  192. I had no idea about the #WearingOrange deal.

    I like Schlichter’s response:

    Apparently, Orange is the new dumbass.

  193. I miss solid food.

  194. Since Ireland decided it wasn’t Catholic anymore, are they still allowed to wear green?

  195. What a fookin shame, Leon.

  196. St Patrick, I’m sorry. We took our eyes off it and the snakes came back.

  197. wait, I want to guess… so is wearing orange some kind of ghey solidarity thing with people in jail wearing orange jumpsuits?

  198. This is a good article for your sons and daughters:

    http://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2015/06/01/4-pieces-of-conservative-advice-for-young-conservative-men-n2005525

    It is truly what I’ll miss about Texas.

  199. Hey Leon, do you ever sharpen your shovels?

  200. Close, George. It’s about National gun violence awareness Day.

    But for everybody other than an LIV it’s about gun control.

  201. Dickbutt.

  202. I’m aware every day how lack of guns in the hands of good people permits violence. Look at Chicago where it’s easier to find an albino elephant than a handgun permit.

  203. If Bruce Jenner had any decency he’d refuse the award and ask that this man receive it instead.

  204. Hey Leon, do you ever sharpen your shovels?

    I’m yet to have one lose an edge. I wash and dry them every time I use them, though, to mitigate rust and pitting.

  205. LGBTQWERTY is greater than “veterans” in SJW arithmetic.

  206. What’s your soil, Leon? Sandy/ clayey/ rocky?

  207. So I posted Dickbutt, and MJ didn’t appear. Man, I’m losing my touch.

  208. You didn’t say it three times.

  209. Comment by Colorado Alex on June 2, 2015 7:28 pm
    If Bruce Jenner had any decency he’d refuse the award and ask that this man receive it instead.

    —–

    A’fricken- men

  210. Very sandy, almost no rocks. The toughest things I hit when digging are tree roots.

  211. This shovel is probably 25 years old and I’ve never thought of sharpening it before.

    Laura noticed a big difference.

  212. Maybe you needed to say “inverted Dickbutt.”

  213. We have nothin’ but rocks here. Well, some soil but lots of rocks mixed in. All the rocks lining the swale in front of Hate House came from our own yard.

  214. Herro? Is this real life?

  215. I identify as a gender queer xecismale.

    20 years ago I’d get thrown in the looney bin for this kind of shit. Today I’m eligible for a Human Fund Award.

    The fuck is wrong with the world?

  216. Fallen, fallen is the world and its people. We gave a voice to all those who dwell within, and learnt most of them are r-tards.

  217. That man merely lost an arm and a leg. Bruce Jenner lost his dignity. Surely dignity is worth more than an arm and a leg.

  218. Another fine candidate for the Authur Ashe Award would be Lauren Hill.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lauren_Hill_%28basketball%29

  219. Debriefing and cocktail time. Where’s Cyn?

  220. I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. My sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, geography, natural history, naval architecture, navigation, commerce, and agriculture, in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, statuary, tapestry, and porcelain.
    – John Adams

    Congratulations, we now live in a country run by the 10th generation from ol’ John, and they have decided to study only themselves in mirrors and self-portaits.

  221. *grabs camera*

    Please ladies, feel free to debrief together.

  222. Good choice, Xbradtc.

  223. Cancer and dismemberment are trivial when compared to the courage it takes to dress as a chick and then going home to masterbate furiously.

  224. Cuz you know that’s what is happening.

  225. Mj really seems to know …

  226. Have you brought your stationary bike to work yet?

    If not, why not?

  227. I mean, nttawwt.

  228. You think I could pedal while I bartend?

  229. I think you should try, fatty.

  230. I’m really trying to think through if I should apply elsewhere. Mulefoot gastropub is another place I’m thinking about. It’s ranked as one of the best in michigan. Quirky. Fine dining as in not meat and potatos standard fair. 10%ers would not eat there.

  231. I’m not fat. I’m fluffy.

  232. We hope he still goes home first. He did cause a fatal traffic accident not long ago. Was he…? Yeah, I bet he was.

  233. Mulefoot Gastropub?

    I wouldn’t eat there for the same reason I never ate at the Puket Cafe, which is now called Mint.

    I laughed when I saw that.

  234. Sounds like an upgrade, Carin.

  235. I’d switch. You work too much and get paid too little.

  236. There’s too many fuckin pics in this poat.

  237. Autographed pic at a restaurant…….

    http://tinyurl.com/p3eq4uo

  238. Patient: “Doc, what the Hell is this thing?” (partially disrobes)

    Doctor: (sharp intake of breath) “Mulefoot Gastropub! I haven’t seen this since Vietnam. How often do you scrub your shower? Been with any foreign hookers lately?”

  239. Did anybody get sick and goddamn tired of anybody eles’s constant pussy-ass whining like a little fucking bitch about how their criticism wasn’t “constructive” today?

  240. It’s supposed to be a really cool place. It’s named after the type of pig the family. Raises and serves. Plus, I heard a server makes $900 on a good weekend . Not fake doubles either- just regular shifts.

  241. I can gastropub all freakin day for $300 a shift

  242. Doctor: “Jesus, it’s trying to crawl out of the sore…NURSE– STACEY!! Get me the forceps and a glass of milk!!”

  243. Sean, how did you eavesdrop on my inner monologue?

  244. Book time.

  245. You should look for some latex socks.

  246. Do it, Carin! Get exasperated by a better class of people, for more money.

    Just wash up real good after work. You don’t want to bring Mulefoot home to your family. I hear it causes sterility.

  247. Sounds groovy. Best of luck, Carin.

  248. Ok, place your bets for the type of perversion that garners national attention and legitimacy next:

    Polygamy…which will be renamed Polyamory.

    Bestiality…which will be renamed Zooamory.

  249. Muleamory?

  250. I own this shit.

  251. Puppetamory?

    *side eye*

  252. If she gets mulefoot, she might be a better mudder.

  253. Cishumpaphelia?

  254. Is that for serious up yonder..that Jenner is getting an award for buying fake tits and wearing a dress?
    WTF?

  255. The struggle is real!

  256. Your mom’s struggle was real.

  257. Jenner will probably get a Nobel Peace Prize, he’s killed a lot less people than Obama.

  258. Comment by lauraw on June 2, 2015 8:47 pm
    Do it, Carin! Get exasperated by a better class of people, for more money.

    ——

    I see wisdom in this. And also, the deal about washing well before going home. Gastropub, fine. Mulefoot is a bitch to deal with.

  259. Well, my Sonicare is not charging so now my life is ruined.

    *pictures Leon surgery and pockets of horribleness and gingivitis, and ickyness*

  260. Comment by pendejogrande on June 2, 2015 9:13 pm

    Your mom’s struggle was real.
    =======
    C’mon, she gave in pretty easy………….

  261. For you maybe. I fucked up and left the lights on.

  262. Hey fuck up.

    Whata ya got against pictures?

  263. Mare,
    “Well, my Sonicare is not charging so now my life is ruined.”

    You can actually fix that. I fixed Anitas, once.
    ONCE.
    It’s easier to throw the damn thing away and get a new one…

  264. This is bullshit.

  265. I concur. This is total Bull Shit.

    I had to set my own tile this day. Fuchin two bathroom floors.

    WTF Over?

  266. MJ, the next thing will be polygamy, followed by a lowering of the age of consent. Also, if you refuse to date a transwoman or transman then it will be proud that you’re a bigot.

  267. How about New Quaker Compounds with no tv, intertewbs, or newspapers.
    Just pork your neighbors, churn butter, and make toys and furniture. Also cook meth.

    Tax Exempt.

  268. Chumpo, my husband wants me to send you pictures my my daughters art to tell us if her teachers are blowing smoke up her ass.

  269. Evening Hostages.

    Whoever thought it was a bright idea to put the washer/dryer hookups on the second floor of town homes should be beaten with a rubber hose. Repeatedly. And with great vigor.

  270. Did anyone else read that too quickly and read it as “Chumpo, my husband wants e to send you pictures of my ass.”

  271. Cyn will give ye mine email addy.

    Her teachers are sincere. They more than likely see in her dedication. That is the quality in an artist (or anyone) which leads to success. If she can draw and paint for hours and hours than she will do well.

    Thanks, Car in.

  272. “Whoever thought it was a bright idea to put the washer/dryer hookups on the second floor of town homes”

    Nobody thought that ever.

  273. ‘Sup, Caitlyns?

  274. Nobody thought that ever.

    Then why in the name of all that’s holy do they keep doing it???

    And if they insist on putting that shit upstairs, then can they at least make it possible to actually get the damn things up the stairs without almost killing yourself?

  275. Water appliances on the 2nd floor is stupid.

    Convenient but stupid,

  276. The apartment complex decided to start repairing all the roads around the complex today. There are orange cones everywhere and a third of the parking spaces are blocked off. I’m not about to try getting back out to go to the gym.

  277. Water appliances on the 2nd floor is stupid.
    Convenient but stupid,

    It’s insanity. Like you said, having a water appliance on the second floor is not a good idea to begin with. Plus, the noise. You get a dryer humming along or a washing machine with a slight unbalanced load and it sounds like the place is coming down.

  278. We finally have interweb tubes at my new place, but good heavens. It’s either time to go into a coma or sunset. Weird schedules suck.

  279. AnDREW!! Bring in the dog and put out the cat.

  280. Bedtime was an hour past, but the cable guy likes cats, and Roomie has many. Apparently, cat people have a thing.

  281. Cat Lady Guy. That was funny, Squirrel.

  282. Yay! More squirrel!!!

  283. Your wife will enjoy not having to haul loads of laundry up and down the stairs for the next rest of her life.

  284. Not my wife, not my house.

    I was asked to help someone out and stupidly said yes.

  285. And my wife agrees with me that second floor laundry room is all around bad idea.

  286. Second floor access houses should come equipped with a gantry. Of course if you know how to operate a gantry you probably could build a gantry.

    I like writing gantry.

  287. Your mom enjoys hauling loads. Big loads.

  288. http://tinyurl.com/n9sed7x

  289. gantry

  290. Elmer Gantry.

  291. XB, I H8D when Joey Choo Choo did that. Creeped me out. Reminded me of every creepy boss/prof I had that would do that. Funny pic though. Just creep level eleventy.

  292. Gabe has an abscess in his ear flap that I am having difficulty getting under control.
    It has only been 4 days of jamming silver sulfadiazsomething 3x a day, i am getting worried . It is not getting better.

  293. Vman, did the Vet give you direction on draining? Hot compresses? Anti-biotics?

  294. Honey, Vman.

  295. Bactine is also very effective.

  296. No
    both Zeke and Gabe had open wounds last week.
    Zeke is allergic to wheat. He ate a sammy and had 2 big pussy blisters that popped and turned to bloody messes.

    2 days later Gabe has blisters I am dealing with silver something
    3x a day

    Looking for a doc this friday

  297. Good call, Vman – if the silversomething isn’t getting it, it’s serious enough to be looked at again. Poor Gabe, Zeke too. Hugs.

  298. Adios Amigos. Te Amo H@.

  299. Call her name, she looks the same as you
    Question marks stretched across her derp
    She dangles carrots, makes you feel embarrassed
    To be the fool you know you are

  300. Good morning people and others.

  301. Today my first task will be tattooing piggies.

    In order to tattoo a piggie, you must be vewy vewy quiet. You have to sneak up behind them and smack the shit out of them with a big hammer. Twice.

  302. By first I mean, after coffee.

  303. Breakfast is a peanut bar and an avocado. With salt.

  304. I’m having my usual breakfast of coffee and hate.

    Also today is my 12 year work anniversary.

  305. Why do you tattoo them with a hammer? Seems like a needle would be easier.

  306. Wakey wakey2

  307. Think I could get a job as a Russian troll?

  308. ПРЕВЕД МЕДВЕД!

  309. I could troll in English. They’d probably just ask me to talk about how awesome Putin is compared to 0bama.

  310. For all his downsides, I’m pretty sure Poutine actually kinda likes the country he leads.

  311. See? It’s easy.

  312. Roamie must be working up a HHD poat devoted to Bruce Jenner.

  313. Caitlyn

  314. That’s Leon’s Monday gig.

  315. Roamy loves us too much to do that.

  316. Stockholm Syndrome.

  317. I have never knowingly used any images of men for a Monday poat.

  318. Day 8 of debilitating cold: considering the discontinuation of tissues and, instead, just drilling a hole into my skull

  319. Urrrgh, of to Atlanta in a little while for 5 fun filled days of standing behind a table and being pleasant to people.

  320. Mr Chumpo, your comment yesterday about gantry cranes got me thinking. With a bunch of squate tubing, a cutting and welding machine and an electric winch, it should not be too difficult to build a slider device that can hoist stuff to second floor.

  321. There ye go, Tushar. Angle iron with gussets and a pivot. It could sit in a sub-surface receiver and be stored in the garage.

  322. This page is constantly crashing my device. Weird, no other page does and it even crashes Chrome mobile.

  323. Mr Chumpo, your comment yesterday about gantry cranes got me thinking. With a bunch of squate tubing, a cutting and welding machine and an electric winch, it should not be too difficult to build a slider device that can hoist stuff to second floor.
    Or do like we do in Clownifornia and hire yourself some Messicans.

    *racism trigger warning *

  324. WordPress gets pretty unstable after 300 comments on a poat.

  325. All the wonderful krout artwork at the top of this poat has made it squishy on my iphone. Too many ones and zeros I’d guess.

  326. Getting a pig to stand still long enough to tattoo it with a needle would be a nifty trick.

    We affix spiky numbered dies to the head of the hammer and tattoo it with it’s ear tag number.

  327. One of my co-workers looks like Granny Clampett he’s nearly as bright as Jethro Bodine, he sounds like Gomer Pyle, and he’s the safety officer for my facility.

  328. Jewstin’s new Delta name is “Pig Hammer”

  329. One of my co-workers looks like Granny Clampett he’s nearly as bright as Jethro Bodine, he sounds like Gomer Pyle, and he’s the safety officer for my facility.

    Are you sure this isn’t a government pig farm?

  330. I think PETA smuggled him in to take illicit photos, but he didn’t understand the part where he was supposed to return to their office. He just moved in with the pigs.

  331. Hmm. I put into the pornstar name generator “some random guy” and it spit out “Pud Tittles.”

  332. Maybe he’ll make good bacon.

  333. “Wiserbud” became “Slappy Jiggler.”

  334. I wondered why my bacon had numbers on it.

    **shakes fist at Jewstin**

  335. I wondered why my bacon had numbers on it.

    8675309?

  336. Wow. Watch the idiot Mika squirm when Joe plays a clip of the CT Governor promising he wouldn’t raise taxes when he ran for reelection last year:

    youtu.be/Dadxy8JigzA

  337. Wiser, change that goddamned avatar if yours.

  338. Ham Hammer.

  339. My salivary glands are still going nuts. And I’m starving. And I’m still afraid to eat anything solid.

  340. >>>>>Wiser, change that goddamned avatar if yours.

    Huh?

  341. She still looks smarter than Biden.

  342. Maybe wiser could change his avatar to Caitlyn.

  343. Drinking another meal. Bleh.

  344. You shoulda kept that train of thought parked at the station, George.

  345. >>>>Maybe wiser could change his avatar to Caitlyn.

    Hits a little too close to home…

  346. Is it because he’s living the life you want for yourself?

  347. >>>>>Is it because he’s living the life you want for yourself?

    Why so judgemental?

  348. Can’t help myself, I’m just like that. I was born this way.

    Stop oppressing me!

  349. You know, now Bruce Jenner can star in a movie with a double role, playing both himself and his wife.

  350. Trans-Jenner?

  351. Jenner gets to play with boobs any time. Can you say that?

  352. Just wondering how much airbrushing Vanity Fair had to do. Unfortunately there isn’t enough air in the world…

  353. >>>>Jenner gets to play with boobs any time. Can you say that?

    Well, I can stop by the H2 pretty much any time of the day or night…..

  354. Jenner gets to play with boobs any time. Can you say that?

    Playing with your own just isn’t much fun.

  355. For Geoff:

  356. Bruce Jenner says that he is the new normal.

    Pretty soon, squares like us will be considered freaks. Jewstin and I might get a little break, but only a little. He is still a heteronormative white male, and my extra pigmentation is not enough to cover my sins of being a hetero male.

  357. Much more poetic, but exactly the sentiment I was trying to capture.

    Plus there’s the growing sense that we’re all being played by the Kardashian empire as they try to prolong their undeserved fame. We’ll have some teary Kris/Caitlyn reconciliation scene, and then Caitlyn will quietly go back to being Bruce.

  358. I knew RuPaul. RuPaul was a friend of mine. Mr. Jenner, you’re no RuPaul.

  359. Notice how this is all timed to boost Jenner’s reality tv show.

  360. So the ACLU has declared we must all call him Caitlyn. No First Amendment for you!

  361. Here is a question: I come from a conservative old country and what I see in America today ought to be a bigger culture shock for me than any of you. Yet, a lot of people here are apoplectic about the Bruce Jenner situation while I am only amused and slightly annoyed. Why is that so? Have I become desensitized too much?

  362. My guess is the photo shoot took two hours, and the retouching took forty-eight.

  363. I’m more amused than anything. The obnoxious part isn’t Jenner, it’s the SJW assholes who want to play Thought Police, insisting that a mentally ill dude with a kink for playing dress up is some kind of hero.

  364. Tushar, it’s because you’ve been acclimated to be on the lookout for Bread and Circuses every day by hanging with the likes of us. Those people who are outraged don’t pay enough fucking attention to the every day circuses to recognize this for what it is.

  365. The Menendez brothers could spend the evening doing their thing in the Kardashian household and I’d sleep damned well the next night.

  366. It’s not Bruce, it’s the fawning reaction and the policing and ostracism for anyone who doesn’t fawn.

    It’s the terror we feel at the undeniable evidence that the inmates really are running the asylum now.

  367. Or another way to put it, I’d still have perfect attendance when all my fucks met for their quarterly safety meeting on 7/1.

  368. Statistically, Bruce will very possibly be dead within two years regardless of Menendezzing.

  369. Actually, I can’t wait until Vanity Fair continues their struggle for social justice by putting a furry on the cover. There have got to be a few closet furries in Hollywood who would do this.

  370. Yep. Suicide rates are very high, about 20 times higher, among people who insist upon being a different sex than the one they really are. And unfortunately for the social justice warriors, it turns out those who have the surgery are just as likely to commit suicide. Listening to Dennis Prager, he pointed out an inconvenient study which showed that among children who had feelings of being a different sex about 85% of them spontaneously lost those feelings after a period of time with no ill effects. Now, when parents are brainwashed to indulge Johnny when he says he’s really Jane, they can condemn him to a life of mental illness and misery.

  371. It must have killed Politico to report this.
    Americans now have a more favorable view of former President George W. Bush than they do of President Barack Obama.
    It is the first time in more than a decade that Americans have expressed a favorable view of Bush, at least according to a new CNN/ORC poll released Wednesday.

    Read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2015/06/poll-george-w-bush-popularity-obama-popularity-118576.html

  372. Why is that so?

    It may be because of the back-story…Bruce was an American Sports Icon, one of the first ever to capitalize on an Olympic Gold Medal, and was marketed as an American Hero. He was held up as an ideal role model to millions.

    I could have dismissed the Kardashian stuff as marrying poorly and trying to cling to relevance, I never watched the show. Now he’s king of the garbage pile representing the 100% opposite of what my generation revered him for, and people hate to be fooled.

  373. He’s a fucking queer. End of story.

  374. Next cover of Vanity Fair: http://8ch.net/b/src/1433314460281-1.png

  375. Next cover of Vanity Fair: http://8ch.net/b/src/1433314460281-1.png

    They forgot the part where the two join a polyamorous commune.

  376. Yet, a lot of people here are apoplectic

    ——

    No, not apoplectic at all. Since I’m sure you know the meaning of the word, I didn’t see anyone here like that. But we know this matters. Today on the biggest sports radio show in the country, remember, Sports Radio…the guest was a man who use to be a female, who was bitching to the SPORTS RADIO HOSTS that here in mean Texas where the same sex can’t get married, his fiancé who was a woman and is now a man, can oddly get married technically because one birth certificate says male and one says female, although they had both “changed” sexes surgically.

    So now, as I was hoping to hear about Gallo’s rookie day in the big leagues (and it was spectacular) I was surprised to be listening to a political rant about Texas, same sex marriage, and transgendered people.

  377. Yet, a lot of people here are apoplectic about the Bruce Jenner situation while I am only amused and slightly annoyed.

    I’m old school. Black is black, 2 + 2 = 4, and if you were born with a penis, you’re a dude.

    As the others have mentioned, I’m appalled at the fawning and the pushing of a mental illness as something to be celebrated…while gay/tranny activists silence those people who transitioned back after realizing their illness and getting it treated. Enough regret it that they should be heard by these idiotic parents who are giving their little kids hormones to stop growing until puberty, when they are given the opposite hormones their body’s would normally make. It is cruel.

    If your son likes pink tutus and playing with dolls, that is all it means. He’s just a boy who likes feminine things. And there are girls who like masculine things.

  378. Mare, what I don’t get about these ‘trans’ people is this….if you truly think you are a man or a woman inside the wrong body, why not just get it fixed and STFU? Real men and women do not walk around telling everyone they are men and women. They just are.

  379. Thought it was interesting someone at Ace’s linked an article about what a horrible father and husband Bruce Jenner was. He’s been married three times I believe. Self absorbed, never around, cheap, etc.. Obviously, I have no idea if that is true. But I think we can bank on the “self absorbed” part.

    It seems as though he’s being portrayed as some sweet, put upon, poor guy, who, during his whole life, what was lacking was society’s ability to accept his ultra feminine alter ego, Caitlyn.

  380. I get the feeling that Rosetta would be a good one to weigh in on this situation.

    Maybe Hog Hammer can poat some pictures of his charges and entice him out of blog retirement.

  381. I believe, Hotspur mentioned a friend who “changed sexes” and generally shut up about it, as much as one can under the circumstances. So it happens.

    If you marry Kris Kardashian, you are not normal. You do not care to be around normal people. (Can we agree that Kris is the worst kind of pimp?) She craves attention, Bruce craved attention and it seems fortuitous for Bruce that even when he divorced Kris an opportunity opened up for him to have a show of his own he took it and is exploiting the curiosity about his “very personal and private transition”* to the person he always wanted to be.

    *that was sarcasm.

  382. Good point, when all is said and done, we can be happy we are not having to inseminate pigs to put food on our table.

    I will pray to St. Joseph (I think he’s the patron saint of workers) for Jewstin’s sake. That guy is a hard fricken worker and will do whatever it takes to pay the bills.

  383. Rosetta sure knew how to find those Eastern European women with the biggest knockers and also sketchy wardrobe, hair and make-up people.

  384. Because I’m bored and we need a little levity today.

    This

  385. Next cover of Vanity Fair: http://8ch.net/b/src/1433314460281-1.png

    Or the next Disney animated movie.

  386. CoAlex, that’s just another night with Rosetta’s neighbors.

  387. I will pray to St. Joseph (I think he’s the patron saint of workers)
    I thought he was the patron saint of cough medicine.

  388. Behold the shock troops of social justice
    http://is.gd/TR4ypn

  389. I thought he was the patron saint of cheated-on husbands.

  390. I believe marriage is a fundamental right, and not just for self-identifying humans.
    http://is.gd/FvV2pX

  391. Once prejudice and oppression have been discarded, many new and wonderful relationships may blossom, a thousand new identities will shine.

    http://is.gd/s6I4HL

  392. How does one ever-virgin cheat on a husband?

  393. I have yet to seea photo of this Omalley guy with his shirt on.

    If Hillary takes off her shirt to compete with him, I will go back to India.

  394. I’m from the high school mentioned in this article. The town is near Aspen and is basically a little enclave of SWPL surrounded by ranchers and illegal migrant workers.

    http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2015/06/02/us/ap-us-coming-out-graduation.html?smid=fb-share&_r=0

  395. I have yet to seea photo of this Omalley guy with his shirt on.

    —–

    Seriously, I don’t think I have either.

  396. heh

    http://imgur.com/gallery/OborRo1

  397. If Hillary takes off her shirt, I’ll go with you.

  398. If Hillary takes off her shirt to compete with him, I will go back to India.
    He has a six pack, she has a pair of bota bags.

  399. Seriously, Democrats. Don’t you want to run someone, anyone else? You really want to hand over the keys to a Clinton… And not the clever one?

  400. Hotspur, India has a lot of people who spent some time in US and went back. There is a demand for houses whose interiors are more US style. You can earn a lot with your expertise.

    Also, no gif can surpasd this awesomeness

    http://m.imgur.com/gallery/pHve5vj

  401. “I’m not just gay. I’m not just smart. No one is. No label is big enough to hold an entire person,” Bruell said in her speech,

    Except when you label others homophobes or (gasp) conservatives, right, butterface?

  402. I survived shopping with XMom at the 99c store.

    Rather surprisingly, so did she.

  403. Can’t I just go over there and collect their welfare and food stamps?

  404. Also, no gif can surpasd this awesomeness
    http://m.imgur.com/gallery/pHve5vj

    LOL

  405. I am an artiste!!

    I have perfected procrastinating to an art form!

  406. I survived shopping with XMom at the 99c store
    Did you buy any of this?
    http://is.gd/f3QpzK

  407. Hey, look, from the 99¢ store… Bruce Jenner dolls!
    http://is.gd/tZ82IT

  408. Heh. No, I didn’t buy any, but they *did* have it.

  409. I hate myself for this but the purple thingy reminded me of Car in.

    http://www.zubeworld.com/dollarstorecrap/pg0017.shtml

  410. He’s been married three times I believe. Self absorbed, never around, cheap, etc..

    He supposedly is going to be a better person now. So he says.

    Did you know his son won some big racing race in MI over the same weekend his dad’s cover came out? Bruce knew the race was happening. I wonder if he knew his son won or was too busy watching everyone squee over his putting on a dress.

  411. I thought dogs refilled themselves.
    http://is.gd/vRyX4A

  412. Bruce is a millennial born too early.

  413. This poat is getting stale. Don’t one of you people in charge have a new poat ready that’s offensive, juvenile or anything otherwise relating to Bruce Jenner in a dress?

  414. For GO:

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2015/06/03/for-george-orwell/


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