A Crazy Ride

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  1. Supplements are a scam.

  2. Softball update:

    Record: 2-2

    Lost last week in a heartbreaker in the last inning.

    Played even worse this week. Lost 9-1. Scored our only run in the bottom of the 7th. Had bases loaded with no outs in the bottom of the 6th and failed to score anyone.

    Not looking like it’s gonna be a good season.

  3. Not looking like it’s gonna be a good season.

    ——

    Sounds like a good time to kill yourself.

  4. The tension in the last pic is killing me.

  5. CLA is a good thing to supplement if most of your beef/meat is conventionally raised, but it’s not going to give you cut abs.

  6. >>>>Sounds like a good time to kill yourself.

    That time passed a loooooong time ago…..

  7. As a rule of thumb, for *most* people, if the choice is between killing yourself, or killing others, killing yourself is the better choice.

    But in Wiser’s town, I’m willing to concede the exception to the rule.

  8. Thanks…. I think….

  9. Just don’t try to kills the W’s. Pretty much everyone else in CT is fair game though.

  10. Livestream, please.

  11. Comment by MJ on May 17, 2015 12:32 pm
    Livestream, please.

    —–

    LOL man, we’re assholes.

  12. One in the oven made me laugh

  13. I saw the goatse tag, told myself to not click, clicked anyway.

  14. Xbrad’s gonna live forever…

  15. http://imgur.com/nVdzNsd

  16. Had bases loaded with no outs in the bottom of the 6th and failed to score anyone.

    This sentence is interesting if you pretend it’s not about baseball.

  17. I guess it’s open mike night at H2.

  18. This poem was written by John Saxon (an author of math textbooks).
    ((12 + 144 + 20 + (3 * 4^(1/2))) / 7) + (5 * 11) = 9^2 + 0

    A Dozen, a Gross and a Score,
    plus three times the square root of four,
    divided by seven,
    plus five times eleven,
    equals nine squared and not a bit more.

  19. Tequila
    by The Champs

    Tequila!

    Tequila!

    Tequila!

  20. http://tinyurl.com/klo5zk2

  21. Top Ten Reasons to Become a Statistician
    10. Deviation is considered normal.
    9. We feel complete and sufficient.
    8. We are mean lovers.
    7. Statisticians do it discretely and continuously.
    6. We are right 95% of the time.
    5. We can safely comment on someone’s posterior distribution.
    4. We may not be normal but we are transformable.
    3. We never have to say we are certain.
    2. We are honestly significantly different.
    1. No one wants our jobs.

  22. 6. We are right 95% of the time.

    What is this 2-sigma shit?

  23. XB, WTF? Why would any place have biker night after Laughlin? Crazy.

  24. Time to cull the herd.

  25. I don’t know if they have Twin Peaks all over the country or not. It may be regional. They put one in odessa abt three years ago. It’s like hooters but geared more to the tatted up crowd.

  26. I’ve had a few drinks at a biker bar in Georgetown(TX). I must have been shot at 30 times, too.

  27. Dan just told me Twin Peaks here has Biker Night. It’s posted “No Colors” though. Same-same at Stoneface Tavern.

  28. TX based breastaurant. Like Bone Daddy’s and Ojos Locos.

  29. So, it’s not named after the David Lynch masturbation?

  30. Nah. Tits euphemism.They do wear faux flannel though.

  31. It sounds like a pretty clear-cut case of garbage cleaning up after itself, honestly. Wait till they get tired of beating & shooting each other & hang the survivors.

  32. I went into a Bone Daddy’s near Christmas time. Had NO idea it was a “men’s restaurant.” Just thought it was a Texas BBQ place.

    I am not exaggerating when I say every female we encountered was either mildly retarded or very well drugged up. I couldn’t believe it. We ended up leaving but yikes.

    And I happen to like Hooters, love the wings, Big hoot salad. Girls are nice. But the group at bone daddy’s were off hours strippers using drugs to deal with daddy issues.

  33. Pretty funny after my 11 or 12 year old daughter’s soccer tournament we had a team dinner at a Hooter’s outside on the patio, had a blast. An uncle of a team member was a manager. The girls made no mention of the short shorts and could have cared less. Eh, it was Florida, lots of people dress like that.

  34. This information is useless without an address

  35. off hours strippers using drugs to deal with daddy issues.

    AKA xbrad’s ideal date.

  36. Mad Max Fury Road was amazing.

  37. every female we encountered was either mildly retarded

    Oberlin undergraduates?

  38. Dave, William Tate and 114.

  39. Good day, reamers of dads.

  40. Mildly to medium by the way.

    And our two girls were with us, 24 and 22, They were looking at us like we were playing a practical joke on them.

    My youngest got in the car and said, “Okie dokie, drugs are bad.”

  41. After Marilyn Mosby‘s moment in the sun, where she delivered a 1960s-style speech to announce charges against six officers in the death of Freddie Gray, the Baltimore prosecutor is now asking the court to impose a gag order, according to CBS Baltimore.

    The order would prevent attorneys and witnesses for both sides from releasing information or commenting publicly about the case.

    Since there is no gag order here, yet, allow me to comment that Mosby is a race-hustling affirmative action hairball with the brains of a cockroach.

  42. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The+DADS

    Gross.

  43. Ojos Locos is our skeazy breastaurant. Tatted up meth head strippers. TD’s is one our actual strip club restaurants. Food is supposed to be pretty good. I have friends that have danced and waitressed there.

  44. The Bone Daddy’s I went to in DFW was OK. Girls were a little dimwitted, but not crackheads.

  45. Xbrad, I’m thinking it was a pre-Christmas party atmosphere with extra drug fun added for extra duh.

  46. On the other hand, maybe none of us are use to being around particularly dumb females.

    Shut your whore mouths.

  47. See now, your description of BDs sounds like my first & last experience of Hooters. I’ve never been in any of the other places like that, so I can’t compare. But I can recoil in horror.

  48. The Hooters in Tempe at the TITS was fine.

  49. As the Pupster said once here, and you can apply this however you like, “the heart wants what the heart wants.”

  50. Some lawyer could make a lot of money representing all the homely girls who don’t get hired in the restaurant industry in Tempe.

  51. Anyone else find it humorous how AoS becomes the H2 on weekends, what with the recipes and the gardening and the book reviews…..

  52. Baby shower over.

  53. Get a decent haul, Leon?

  54. Anyone else find it humorous how AoS becomes the H2 on weekends, what with the recipes and the gardening and the book reviews…..

    Well, when they gave the cob-keys to Moxie, I knew it was going to get all weird & civilised over there.

    I mean, maybe that deranged ewok had a plan the whole time, & we just thought it was the nicotine patches acting out.

  55. Anyone else find it humorous how AoS becomes the H2 on weekends, what with the recipes and the gardening and the book reviews…..

    No. Fuck those guys for ripping us off.

  56. Did you attend the baby shower Leon, and can I laugh if you did?

  57. I’m kinda gonna anyway.

    I’m a dick like that.

  58. “the heart wants what the heart wants.”

    http://is.gd/JZG0Gv

  59. Wait, when did Lippy get a dick?

  60. http://is.gd/cdati2

  61. Shit, this is a friend’s squadron. He’s OK, but 12 Marines injured. Rough week for Marine aviation.

    http://khon2.com/2015/05/17/downed-military-aircraft-reported-in-waimanalo-2/

  62. No. Fuck those guys for ripping us off.
    —————————
    Exactly. We’re funny and gardeny, and other stuff besides dragon dildos.

  63. No. Fuck those guys for ripping us off.

    —–

    HAHAHAHAAH

  64. HA! MareJ strikes again.

  65. Comment by buffalone on May 17, 2015 7:57 pm
    “the heart wants what the heart wants.”
    http://is.gd/JZG0Gv

    ——-

    Buffalone is going to Heaven for that alone.

  66. We should have a midmorning chat show.

    10am Yoga Pants & Cocktails!

  67. …and other stuff besides dragon dildos.

    ——

    LOL

    But just barely.

  68. Wait, when did Lippy get a dick?

    Not since 2012

  69. XB, aren’t the Ospreys a bit accident-prone? I seem to remember reading that years ago.

  70. We should have a midmorning chat show.

    10am Yoga Pants & Cocktails!

    I’m in if I don’t have to indulge in the cocktails. And also if I can discuss my theories about what really happened on 9/11.

  71. 10AM Yoga Pants and Conspiracy Theories!

  72. or 10AM Yoga Pants and Cover Song Theory!

  73. 10AM Yoga Pants and Your Mom!

  74. what time is Wiser’s show tomorry?

  75. 10 AM Cover Song Theory, Your Mom and An Unspecified Number of Bullwhips!

  76. XB, aren’t the Ospreys a bit accident-prone? I seem to remember reading that years ago.
    —–
    They had some teething troubles during development. But most aircraft do. The Osprey is obscenely expensive (which is my primary objection to it), and was cancelled by Dick Cheney, only to be resurrected by the Clinton admin.

    It’s safety record isn’t really that bad, especially when you compare it to the safety record of the helicopter it replaced, the ancient CH-46 Sea Knight.

  77. Love yoga pants, hate the mental pic of Sean in yoga pants.

  78. weird day

    prayers for the Marines in that crash and their families.

    The gang assholes who got shot up 30 miles from here not so much

  79. hate the mental pic of Sean in yoga pants

    Even if he’s not wearing them on his legs?

  80. The tension in the last pic is killing me.

    That’s a cruel thing to do to the dog. Dude is going to lash out at him rather than the idiot with the laser.

  81. No. Fuck those guys for ripping us off.

    They should be so fortunate. And I’m fairly certain none of those posters even lurk here.

  82. ->>>
    what time is Wiser’s show tomorry?

    10am to 1pm.

    I promise to start with my cover song theory @10:08am

  83. And I’m fairly certain none of those posters even lurk here.

    Oh, so you’re going over there and giving them all our material?

    We know it was you, bcock. You broke our hearts.

  84. We know it was you, bcock. You broke our hearts.

    *shifty eyes*

    Uh…no…never…I mean………….fuck.

    Btw, Wiser…encouraged…me to go to the Funny tab and read Forged Rite’s meltdown.

    Ho-lee sheeeit.

    I was good and entertained for a while.

  85. >>>>was good and entertained for a while.

    It was an…. Interesting day

  86. It was an…. Interesting day

    Censorious bastard

  87. Some of the early V-22 problems were that it was prone, in some conditions to a “Vortex Ring State”, or “Settling With Power”. The crews had to learn to recognize it, and how to get out of it.
    Helicopters can be funny things…

  88. Yeah….. I’m truly a dick

  89. Goddamit. Updated numbers on the crash. 1dead, 21 injured.

  90. Yeah….. I’m truly a dick

    Well that’s never really been in doubt.

    Oh…here…you always seem to get a kick out of this stuff.
    http://tinypic.com/r/hu0pqx/8

  91. Yes: Avengers Age of Ultron IMAX 3D kicked ass

  92. Ha! Somebody asked me to throw a briefcase away, so I put it on eBay.

    It’s up to $100.

    #sellingtrash

  93. That pink on your shirt is pretty, BC.

  94. I have not been to a movie theater this century.

  95. That pink on your shirt is pretty, BC.

    I thought so.

    One of the other dads from the company team comes up to me a few weeks ago as we’re about to leave a thing, “Hey what size tshirt you wear?” “Uh…large.” “Ok.” And then just walks off.

    Yesterday was spring recital. He walks up, “Red, Black or Grey?” “Black”. He hands me that shirt.

  96. That looks to be a bit more than a “hard landing”. Prayers and good thoughts.

  97. Get a decent haul, Leon?

    Won’t have to buy clothes for the first 6 months.

    And yes, I went, I had friends coming from Grand Rapids that hadn’t seen in a few years, plus my brothers-in-law.

  98. I have not been in a movie theater this week.

  99. This year. Or last.

  100. The Clintons need cash, keep going.

  101. I need my graphic novel turned into awesomeness escapism.

  102. For every 300 movies you watch, the Foundation will donate a mosquito net.

  103. Does it have to be 300 different movies? Or does seeing Age of Ultron 16 times count as 16 movies watched?

  104. 16 times?

    That’s alotta coin.

  105. You ain’t lying. The wife and I went the weekend it came out.

    2 tickets, 2 medium drinks, nachos with jalepenos and extra cheese, mozzarella sticks and a box of candy.

    $50

    I almost died.

  106. Exactly – it’s crazy. The only way I would allow us to even see the IMAX version was with passes; otherwise, too damn pricey.

  107. The hookers behind Burger King don’t charge that much.

  108. Do they take passes?

  109. You eastcoast peeps – No Mad Men Spoilers Please Or I Will Find You and I Will Kill You.

  110. Don Draper = DB Cooper

  111. i KNEW it

    Shit

    NO MOAR

  112. And I see that I can’t surf the twitterverse… stupid time zones.

  113. MMM 175 @525AM.

  114. I don’t watch Mad Men so I can’t torment Cyn with spoilers.

    Hey, here’s a different spoiler: Rosebud is a toy sled.

  115. If true, Licorice Dick’s legacy will be nuclear proliferation in the Mideast. Heckuva job, you little cockroach.

    SAUDI ARABIA has taken the “strategic decision” to acquire “off-the-shelf” atomic weapons from Pakistan, risking a new arms race in the Middle East, according to senior American officials.

    The move by the Gulf kingdom, which has financed much of Islamabad’s nuclear programme over the past three decades, comes amid growing anger among Sunni Arab states over a deal backed by President Barack Obama, which they fear could allow their arch foe, Shi’ite Iran, to develop a nuclear bomb.

  116. For the record, I’ve been telling everyone for 6 months that Saudi Arabia was going to buy Paki nukes.

  117. Of course, it’s all Booooosh’s fault. Just ask 52% of voters.

  118. Pretty sure TFG is the only one who’ll find out about it from the MFM.

  119. The only reason why the Saudis or the Iranians would want nukes is lack of jobs. That, or it’s because white Republicans hate a black man in the White House.

  120. Did anybody catch anybody else raking obscene designs into their Zen rock garden today?

  121. Saudi continues to flip off TFG on Yemen, too.

  122. Did anybody catch anybody else raking obscene designs into their Zen rock garden today?

    I did catch my gardener cutting my topiary into priapic idols.

  123. I raked a dickbutt outline in the kitty’s litter pan.

  124. Did anybody catch anybody else raking obscene designs into their Zen rock garden today?
    ——-
    My boss had one of those little desktop ones. Used to write dirty words in it after he left work. Might take him a day or two to notice.

  125. ^^^hahaha^^^

  126. Hi Lipps!

  127. Hi Vman!

  128. If Dodge took the body and chassis of a Lancer or Gallant, and stuffed a 350HP V6 from the Challenger or Charger (it is a stretch they are only 325 hp) and priced it around 20 to 25k
    They would win big numbers

    I am looking for a custom dodge with lots of HP

  129. Sounds like you’re actually looking for a custom Mitsubishi with lots of hp.

  130. http://imgur.com/gallery/HuMf8EQ

  131. VMan, would you call that a Dodge Gargler? Or a Dodge Non-Challant?

  132. LOL

  133. She said, “Babe you know, I miss Jill and Joe”
    And all my funky friends
    But my street understanding
    Was just enough to derp what she really meant


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