BBF

Hello again, my friends, the wandering land mammal returns to welcome y’all to Big Boob Friday…short sprint and long pole edition.

I’d like to thank MJ for his capable management of this august institution, I shall endeavor to persevere in the spirit with which BBF was originally founded.

I wrote this song after finding today’s model, and then gave it to Eddie Money.  He couldn’t get the spirit of the lyrics until I told him to start singing out only of one side of his mouth, then he became a big star.

Today’s model was born in Maryland in 1990, and is an adult model and highly skilled porn star. She stands 5′ tall and 120lbs, and measures 36-24-34 with big ol’ DD aftermarket face-smackers. Please stop trying to explode all over Pam Geller long enough to welcome, Miss Rainia Belle aka Lilith Lust!

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244 Comments

  1. TL/DR

  2. You didn’t build that.

  3. Words.

  4. Looks like someone did build that. Perky.

  5. She has weird pubes. Or so I’ve been told.

  6. It’s a tattoo. No really.

  7. She seems nice.

  8. MARE!

    http://is.gd/3qQypo

  9. Meh.

    wakey wakey

  10. You know when you type into your tool bar and it givese suggestions based on things you’ve been to previously?

    I’m pretty sure I’ve never been to “Wheatgrasskits.com” Do I have a secret health nut living with me?

  11. Looks like a hooker. A moderately pricy hooker, but a hooker.

  12. I am drinking coffee very carefully.

    According to FitDay, I “ate” as many calories as usual yesterday. Down 1.8# on the scale this morning. I suspect it’s the lack of salt.

  13. My conditioning session went well yesterday. Did I mention I was doing that? I forget. Conditioning for the soccer teams. I wasn’t sure how hard to make it … made it a bit too hard, but took out what I could on the fly. I need to add 15 min to next weeks, because those kids need work on FORM.

  14. I saw that. Do you have them doing dot drills? Those things will kick your ass, and are great skills training for field sports.

  15. dot drills. I’ll add it next week.

  16. What could I use for dots on the field? That wouldn’t cost me a million dollars? ideas – GO

  17. Grass-safe paint? Flat rocks? Heel grinding the grass/dirt in the dot spots?

  18. You should have them chase chickens.

  19. I don’t think they’d appreciate me doing that on the soccer fields.

  20. You should have them clean your car.

    Wax on – wax off

  21. I’m not sure the above use of electrical tape conforms to code. It could be hazardous.

  22. The important thing is the hops, turns, and transitions. The dots are just there to suggest foot placement. You could use sidewalk chalk on the parking lot to train the initial movements and then switch to grass.

  23. I mean, if I’m standing on a wet spot and I touch her, I might be shocked.

  24. The Facts are Dead article linked at AOS contains Gabe quotes.

    Where does Gabe write?

  25. Students at Dartmouth College launched a petition drive demanding the newly-elected student body president resign after they say he was disrespectful to the plight of American blacks and other marginalized groups.

    The twist: The president is a gay black man.

    Wait… are we talking about Dartmouth or the White House?

  26. Anybody here tried Apple Pay?

    Yay, nay, meh?

  27. Apple Pay only works with gay-owned businesses. And your mom.

  28. I’m not sure the above use of electrical tape conforms to code.

    I bet it’s gonna sting when she removes it

  29. I mean, if I’m standing on a wet spot and I touch her, I might be shocked.

    I’d be shocked if you touched her in a wet spot, too.

  30. A redhead for BBF?! This is officially the best Friday I have had all day.

  31. Wiser, is it Meerkat tomorrow?

  32. Is the young lady’s outlet polarized? I mean, can you insert the male plug only one way, or can you do it upside down?

  33. Is the young lady’s outlet polarized? I mean, can you insert the male plug only one way, or can you do it upside down?

    From my extensive research, there are little to no restrictions, George.

  34. Well, normally one of the slots is hot, and the other is neutral. I’m just not sure which is which.

  35. GO, yeah, we’ll be using Meerkat.

  36. Okay. So come on you guys, put Meerkat on your phones so I’m not the only one watching Wiser. Otherwise it feels like voyeurism.

    Not that I know anything about it.

  37. Ginger Thursday segues into Big Boob Friday

    Soul Thieves never rest

  38. Glossy electrical tape. Is there anything it CAN’T do?

  39. Why does an otherwise pretty woman decide to fuck herself up by buying bolt-ons?

  40. Glossy electrical tape. Is there anything it CAN’T do?

    Prevent gingers from draining your essence of purity.

  41. Scott, he writes at The Federalist.

  42. Chick looks better with minimal make-up. She should lose the bolt-ons, too.

  43. Those aren’t bolt-ons, those are “career enhancements.”

  44. Otherwise it feels like voyeurism.

    If too many people start watching, I may have to start wearing pants

  45. If too many people start watching, I may have to start wearing pants

    I won’t.

  46. Drinking breakfast. Already bored with this.

  47. Been working on my newest Hugelkultur bed this morning. I need food to continue. Hauling logs out of the woods in 82 degree weather is sweaty work. I’m taking a breaks and put my kids to task.

  48. With all the fallen wood around here, I think I could make 100 hugelkultur beds.

  49. Hauling logs out of the woods in 82 degree weather is sweaty work

    Car in?
    http://is.gd/aKFXUT

  50. I could do the same. I need a chainsaw to break down some of the bigger fallen trees, though.

  51. Car in.
    http://is.gd/u6Nmo0

  52. Nice boobage, Buff!

    I’d hit it.

  53. Happy Birthday, Pendejo Grande!

  54. I saw Hugelkultur Beds open for Dökken in Baltimore.

  55. Compare.
    http://ikeaordeath.com

  56. Happy birthday, PG! I hope you at least get steak.

  57. You guys might wanna avoid the guest bathroom for a little while. Say, 23 centuries.

  58. You’ve seen an incredible amount of lame shows, George. You should write for Rolling Stone.

  59. Hey, I still have the CD from that concert.

  60. How ’bout those rubbers at Cyn’s link?!!

    Classic!

  61. There may be only five rubbers to a pack, but they look mighty big.

  62. Says you. You’ve probably never seen the serial number, have you?

  63. Salty Jeebus, there are four and it’s a closeup photo. I must be either blind or dead.

  64. You guys might wanna avoid the guest bathroom for a little while. Say, 23 centuries.

    http://is.gd/FmOhoS

  65. Heh

    A liberal friend in England is beside herself today after their elections yesterday.

    Never worked a day in her life, four kids, no child support, all on the dole, gets a council house and a council car, and is upset that the country didn’t go more liberal.

    I love her to death, so I won’t go on FB and give her a hard time.

  66. Every Limey comedian is crying in their wheatgrass juice this morning.

  67. Manspreading is not a threat, this is.

  68. My professor hasn’t corrected all the exams yet from this morning.

    *refreshes final grades page again*

    My professor hasn’t corrected all the exams yet from this morning.

    *refreshes final grades page again*

    My professor hasn’t corrected all the exams yet from this morning.

    *refreshes final grades page again*

  69. Relax and have a beer, Laura.

  70. OK, but I have to go to work tonight.

  71. In that case, relax and drink bourbon.

  72. My professor hasn’t corrected all the exams yet from this morning.
    *refreshes final grades page again*
    My professor hasn’t corrected all the exams yet from this morning.
    *refreshes final grades page again*
    My professor hasn’t corrected all the exams yet from this morning.
    *refreshes final grades page again*

    *sends lauraw squirrel cage wheel*

  73. OK, but I have to go to work tonight.

    Then smoke a joint and chill….

  74. http://wp.me/ab9T5-bse

  75. I wonder what Wiser gives Mom for Xmas.

  76. So, what shall be done with Wiser. Beheading, thrown from a tall building, or set on fire in a cage?

  77. I either gotta “eat” again and take a nap or go spend a few hours mowing the lawn.

    We’ll see how that lawn thing works out.

  78. Bloody Beers Coming! Get yer Bloddy Beers Here!!

  79. For no good reason, I’m tempted to buy a factory reconditioned Nexus 7 tablet just to hack it into running Ubuntu Touch.

  80. You should just get a scythe, and combine workouts.

  81. I’m not allowed to work out today.

    I do want a scythe, though.

  82. I don’t get it.

  83. Scythes are pretty tricky. Start with a sickle.

  84. I don’t get it.

    Try Hotspur’s mom.

  85. >>>>>
    I wonder what Wiser gives Mom for Xmas.

    Last year, we had crabs…

    No wait. Lobsters. We had lobsters.

  86. Is there a technical term for an accidental fart when sneezing?

    Snart?

    Sneert?

  87. Sneeshart?

  88. Fneeze?

  89. Shneeze?

  90. Is there a technical term for an accidental fart when sneezing?

    Wiser is a radio guy. That must happen on air a lot. Ask him.

  91. >>>Is there a technical term for an accidental fart when sneezing?

    Incontinence

  92. >>>Is there a technical term for an accidental fart when sneezing?

    Depends…

  93. I know there is a “cough” button, I guess that can cover snarting as well.

  94. Looks like all those years in Med School are finally paying off there, doc.

  95. Is there a technical term for an accidental fart when sneezing?
    There are no accidents.

  96. Self Crop Dusting

  97. Post-Nasal Crimp

  98. I think this twitchy thread needs a wiserbud update:

    http://twitchy.com/2015/05/08/air-potus-is-this-the-real-reason-obama-visited-nike-today/

  99. Day 3: said fuck, shit, balls, and asslicker.

    Still not fired.

  100. FlaCHOOlence

  101. >>>>I know there is a “cough” button,

    Not at our station.

    We also don’t have a 7-second delay.

    I actually said “fuck” on the air last week. It was a verbal flub of words, but it came out as “fuck”

  102. It really is Hostage Radio.

    *wipes away a tear

  103. Day 3: said fuck, shit, balls, and as slicker.

    I didn’t know you could get paid for that.

  104. Sarge, that;s A Gambler.

  105. New equipment for Wiser radio
    http://tinyurl.com/m9wqqtu

  106. I see mare sopped by today.

    *orders heavy duty restraints and pterodactyl tranquilizer.

  107. I picked up a couple weeks worth of work today.

  108. Did ye hear Wiser and his ma have Lobsters?!!

  109. I picked up a couple weeks worth of work today.

    Nat. Guard?

  110. You’ll be playing the part of Rollo in a local theater’s interpretation of Sanford and Son?

  111. Seamless wallpaper. Just for you.

    http://tinyurl.com/oghv3b8

  112. Auction house unloaded on me.

  113. Auction house unloaded on me.

    Spunky fellow.

  114. Greetings, jots and tittles.

    (I don’t even know what that means.)

  115. Tittles. Huh.

    I’m stumped as well.

  116. Costco shopping-done.

  117. I think they’re like titties, but fruit flavored.

  118. tit·tle
    ˈtitl/
    noun
    noun: tittle

    a tiny amount or part of something.
    “the rules have not been altered one jot or tittle since”
    archaic
    a small written or printed stroke or dot, indicating omitted letters in a word.

    Origin
    late Middle English: from Latin titulus (see title), in medieval Latin ‘small stroke, accent’; the phrase jot or tittle is from Matt. 5:18.
    Translate tittle to
    Use over time for: tittle

  119. In Lilliput, when they celebrate Mardi Gras all the men yell “Show us your tittles!”

  120. I had maybe 30 minutes of mowing left and it started to rain.

    Then stopped as soon as I had the tractor back in the barn.

    I’ll do it tomorrow.

  121. http://imgur.com/gallery/JjpLL

  122. http://imgur.com/gallery/JjpLL
    ———————————————-
    OMG. All of these cakes look like Hotspur!11!!!!!1!!!!

  123. http://is.gd/GreoRI

  124. The cake is a lie.

  125. Cake = lie

    Cake = Hotspur

    Hotspur = lie

    #science

  126. I hope he left the knife in.

  127. Auction house unloaded on me.

    ==========

    Hmmm, that’s funny, ’cause I unloaded on your mom…………………

  128. Cake = lie
    Cake = Hotspur
    Hotspur = lie

    You’re exploiting the transitive property of Wordpuss math.

  129. Looks like Mare is on her way to the gym.

    http://tinyurl.com/qyz9m2w

  130. Has PG been around?

  131. You all can blow me.

  132. Hi tools!

    Do me a favor and pretend I linked a YouTube video of an hour long fart noise.

    Your welcome!

  133. HahahAhahahah

    You’re

  134. If Lauraw doesn’t get an A lets shun her.

  135. Do me a favor and pretend I linked a YouTube video of an hour long fart noise.

    No.

  136. I love Pendejo and hope he has a wonderful birthday.

  137. Do me a favor and pretend I linked a YouTube video of an hour long fart noise.

    HA!
    Surely nothing like that exists.

  138. Holy crap. More work.

  139. If you’ve ever taken someone for a colonoscopy, it’s not very far off.

  140. Sean isn’t the boss of me!

  141. http://is.gd/HB2QvU

  142. http://is.gd/yfgSsG

  143. Blues Brothers on Netflix, a bottle of wine, and me. TGIF.

  144. Roams has totally kicked Friday Night’s ass.

  145. This week has kicked mine, so turnabout is fair play.

  146. OMGOSH…. I just noticed the category: Helen Thomas’s scrotum.

    HAHAHAHAH

  147. AoS podcast, bottle of water, four and a half more hours at work, and me.

    Yay.

  148. **sends Diet Dr Pepper over**

  149. At Breitbart:
    “NFL To Suspended(sic) Brady For Deflated Balls”.

    You would think having deflated balls was punishment enough, but Noooo…

  150. Hahahah, category Ann Coulter.

  151. Deflated balls, Jeopardy answer to : how does Politico differ from the Tea Party?

    It’s deep, give it a minute.

  152. Thanks, roamy.

  153. Have a drink on me Roamy!
    Hi Mare.

  154. BODY SHOTS OFF VMAN, LADIES!!!!!

  155. Thank you wordpress for declaring me spam

  156. WTFITS?

  157. All 27 acres* of it Sean

    *Obscure Jimmy Buffett reference

  158. Just watched a crappy movie from the 80’s. The good ole days when we had computers and typewriters on our desks.

  159. Orson Welles night on TCM.

  160. Just to back it up this is a hostage lifestyle theme song
    If you are impatient it starts at the 8:00 mark
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2USQuKSOhg

    Scott’s 80’s movie might recognize the cone head ref.

  161. Orson Welles night on TCM.

    Obligatory:

    https://youtu.be/mwbfwXcoRcs

  162. The 27 acre reference starts at 8 min
    The hostage lifestyle is God’s own drunk in its entirety.

  163. Not that obscure. Honey dew vine water.

  164. Happy Birthday, Pendejo!

  165. It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.

  166. Anyone know an approx number of abortion clinics blown up by christians? Heard that one again tonight.

  167. We got flypapered by Ted. Watched Shallow Hal. Ran out of bourbon. Having a “Discussion” about dinner.

  168. J’ames, I am glad Tiller the Killer is dead. I would be mortified to be part of a congregation that embraced his evil. Find it funny he was offed in a church.

  169. Got that one Roamy

  170. I went to the eye doctor today and he prescribed daily disposable lenses.

    Are they as big a rip off as I fear?

    Do they last longer than a day?

  171. Get some bourbon stat Oso!

    Last night I sampled a bottle or Rio Brazos Boxcar, made in Aggie Land. It was much better than I anticipated. Smooth and mellow not a bit of harsh to it and 90 proof

  172. Hi Vman. I’m drinking rum and soda. Sounds good.

  173. Rotgut vodka tonight.

  174. Did anybody flip out over the kind of hangers anybody else uses to hang their clothes today?

  175. Gin and tonic’s tonight. But I killed the Bombay Sapphire so I am undecided what is next. I may go the Xbad route and save my pricy stuff

  176. Hello there fucknozzles. Appreciate the bd wishes. And shit. I can’t drive 55. Let’s see if I can survive 55. Early betting says No Fucking Way.

  177. Spent my birthday moving dotter #1 out of her apartment. She graduates w her masters in occupational therapy tomorrow. 6 mos of internships and then……maybe…….a fucking paycheck.

  178. Congrats to Daughter Uno. And you, I guess.

  179. Just played the alcoholic version of Chopped. Sean, that was yesterday. Overnight associate did not hang clothes on the correct hangers. I was livid. Club manager returned a Dyson because it “Didn’t” leave lines. I showed him the wrong hangers. Retail revenge is sweet.

  180. Congrats, PG

  181. Congrats PG to you and yours!

  182. My neighbor’s son is visiting. He’s listening to this. Haven’t heard it in years.

    http://tinyurl.com/pnbuu2d

  183. I visited my first Gander Mountain store today. Easily 80,000 sf of store and half of it was guns!
    Long guns laying on tables. I was impressed!

    However I was looking for expensive fishing reels (Shimano Sustain Reels and St Croix rods) They had them under (understandably) lock and key.

    Unfortunately I only saw 2 employees one in guns and one at the register.

    How can I buy a $500 reel and a $300 rod when everyone is busy?

    Seriously you need a few more employees.
    Just bitchin’
    I bought $200 worth of clothes.

  184. I wonder what today’s model wore to the awards. It was probably still classier than our supposed “betters”.

  185. Congrats on not dying for another year, pendejo.

  186. Vman, all retailers are on computerized scheduling based on last years sales. New stores are on a basic algorithm. We got caught with our pants down last Saturday. There was no Mayweather fight last year. Our Club manager made us do twice as much of everything, but we still ran out of salads, take home pizzas, and buns.

  187. The wall looks different…

  188. Good stuff Oso
    I am out. Menyana.

  189. My cousin, Michele, is extremely nice. Dim, but nice. Her daughter graduated from Michigan last weekend. I believe the majority of brains in her kids came from her Anglo husband that she met in Chicago. I digress. Michele had her birthday yesterday. Her mom congratulated her for “Setting the bar” for all of her cousins.

  190. Michele went to Notre Dame. (Her father would not allow her to have an African American roommate) He didn’t want her to marry a black guy. MY AA roomie at the time married a white guy. We used to joke that it was my Uncle’s fault for disturbing the balance in the force.

  191. Michele graduated from ND.

  192. I believe the majority of brains in her kids came from her Anglo husband that she met in Chicago.

    Ich finde deine Theorie interessant und würde gerne den Newsletter abonnieren.

  193. Could not get into the MBA program at UNM when competing with Messicans.

  194. Accepted by the University of Chicago.

  195. Got her Masters and a job at IBM

  196. IBM where our former Aunt was on the Board.

  197. She’s the cousin that said she dreamed of learning Spanish in a Spanish speaking European country. I got dragged out by my hair for saying I dreamed of learning Portuguese in a Portuguese speaking European country. My Uncle that dragged me, told me I was a smart ass and needed to not be such an ass.

  198. Michele is sweet, but her mom has issues. I wanted to comment that childhood wasn’t a competition, but Dan is all blah blah blah forgiveness.

  199. Chopped drink is triple sec, vodka, and diet 7

  200. Sean, not helpful. Catalan and French were also spoken there. My cousin was too fucking dim to just say Spain. She wanted to go to Spain. I make fun of my cousins that immersed in Mexico. So gauche. My sister makes the educational big bucks for being fluent in Spanglish.

  201. I was just being a smartass, too.

  202. Michele was the first Ortiz to marry an Anglo. Her hubby was a Michigan undergrad. University of Chicago. Masters. White guy. No checked boxes. Just a white guy. Very successful white guy.

  203. Check your privilege, Sean. I’m on a roll.

  204. That would make you…a torta.

  205. I dropped out of college and married your average middle class white guy. I have a very competitive degreed family that got where they are because of merit not box checking. (Cough) Dan and I aren’t allowed on the same team during any games with my “Oh so smart familia”. I am more fearful of playing you guys in any games. I really fear Hotspur in Trivial Pursuit.

  206. Dunno about Trivial Pursuit, but he’s a fucking monster on Cards Against Hostages.

  207. I will whip Hotspur’s ass in Trivial Pursuit.

  208. I have never “Really” lost in Trivial Pursuit. I fear you guys. All editions.

  209. Lauraw is surely off work by now. Wonder if we have grade knowledge. Ace tagged her in a HQ fossil earlier.

  210. I have a confession to make. I H8 chess. I would always find a way to lose. Always. I am pretty competitive to the point of bloodsport, until it comes to chess. I understand how the pieces move, but I don’t care. Reason I’m bringing it up is all about me. Trashy romance novels I read have suddenly made every bluestocking heroine a chess master.

  211. If I were to write a bodice ripper, my heroine would be dim and have no knowledge of chess.

  212. I like OTB chips.

  213. I shaved my legs today. Iron Eyes Cody is crying.

  214. Chess is for fags. Iron Eyes Cody was a dago.

  215. I can’t get any rest,
    People say I’m obsessed.
    Everything you say is lies,
    But to me that’s no surprise.
    What I had for you was true.
    Things go derp, they always do.

  216. You’ll be playing the part of Rollo in a local theater’s interpretation of Sanford and Son?

    For the win.

  217. This obnoxious wall has got to go. It’s played.

  218. I am ready for the plain grey again.

  219. Wakey wakey

  220. Daggnaggit

  221. Sup?

    http://is.gd/b4vLjD

  222. Almost gym time. Doc said wait 3 days. 2 is like 3, and it’s an easy day in my program. Haven’t needed any meds since the 1 dose of tramadol.

  223. Good Lord, this is nauseating: http://www.hommemystere.com/

    (Not safe for keeping your stomach contents down)

  224. No work stories. Who wants to hear my garden plans?

    I’m going to ask my kids to till a hill beside my house, and I’m going to move all my raspberries there.

    So. Many. Raspberries.

  225. I have to fence the garden area today at some point, finish mowing the lawn, paint a room, and build and move a bunch of baby furniture.

    I might get to start on my mounds next weekend.

  226. “obnoxious wall?”
    Jeez, you are some fickle mothers.

    I saw Fickle Mothers live at Summerfest ’07 back when he was still playing small venues. /oblig

  227. VLC reinstalled so I can listen to Wiserradio

  228. Charles Murray’s new book looks like a must have. Hardcover for me, and CD for Pat.

  229. Grades posted yet, Lauraw?

  230. I’m halfway through the third Game of Thrones. I dunno. I may need to take a break.

  231. The books Carin? I’ve been tempted to start but the sheer volume of reading is intimidating me. I think of all the other books I need to and want to read and I balk.

  232. I haven’t checked since last night after work. I doubt she will do it on the weekend. I can check again tonight.

    workie-workie! seize you later

  233. I just made a comment on a coin forum website and, to my horror, my profile pick was attached to it. Oh well, we’ll see if they have a sense of humor.

  234. It was about this: http://www.coinworld.com/news/limited-edition-2015-march-of-dimes-special-silver-set-may-4.html which is a pretty unique offering.

  235. I never heard of the West Point Mint. Huh.

  236. I’ve been to the Denver Mint and the closed one in Carson City. Should go to Dahlonega sometime.

  237. New poat
    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2015/05/09/sleep-in-saturday-5/


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