MMM 169: All the content I can deliver today

Going to bed immediately after I finish this. So, this is the content for today.

I just found Eva Andressa’s highly-motivational YouTube channel:

Running girl.
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Repeat image.
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Sauna selfie.
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Baby got back.
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F*ck Apple.
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I hope she’s not about to kip this.
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I have no words, only grunts and lewd gestures.
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Not this lewd, though. Seriously, what’s up with young women being incapable of containing their tongues?
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This looks like the path for my Adventure Race hike. I could keep up with her, wouldn’t matter how heavy the pack was.
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Is it creepy that she’s picking up a giant zucchini, or was I not supposed to notice that?
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Now get back to work, slackers.

289 Comments

  1. First!!

  2. Happy Monday, good work Leon.

  3. Thanks Jimbro. I barely slept. Wife has a cold and snores right now. Not sure that whole “sharing a bed” thing is an improvement in our marriage.

  4. Gym time.

  5. Sleeping on the couch isn’t always a bad thing.

  6. I’ve seen more than a few articles about “Adult Coloring Books”. Not adult like pr0n but more in terms of complexity. I have mixed feelings on this. On the one hand it reminds me of the infantilization of our culture but on the other hand it gets people looking away from their TVs and electronic devices.

  7. *designs Outlander mixed with Black Sails coloring book*

  8. *charges double for the flesh-colored crayon*

  9. http://imgur.com/gallery/2oWwPZV

  10. I’m going to give Black Sails a try.

  11. Wakey wakey

  12. This is the first Easter I remember where basically nothing is blooming. I see some shoots by the house but that’s it. 3 crocuses, but those are next to an exhaust.

  13. Is the lake still frozen over?

  14. It just finally thawed on thurs. What’s with the wheel barrel story? Missed it.

    We need one .

  15. I rebuilt a dead one, new handles and new hardware.

    Cost almost as much as a new one.

  16. I need to take a trip up to camp and see how the lake looks. We’re close to the inlet and outlet so the ice tends to melt a little quicker on our end. I can’t imagine it’s too far from shore yet.

  17. After the overnight poop discussion, I feel I should add that Metamucil is a good thing to take the morning after a muscle relaxer.

    Also if you aren’t pooping every day you are not healthy, fix your diet.

  18. H2: Gardening, weather and poop blog. Sometimes ab vein blog but not today.

  19. Fat people jogging.

    Spring is here!

  20. GO, Eva has a couple of ab veins in the video, so you had to look, but they are there.

  21. I’ll bet Eva poops a tractor-tire everyday.

  22. Good morning.

  23. Scott, this perplexes me. But with modern mass manufacturing in China, it really is becoming cheaper to use and throw, than fixing old stuff.

    But I think there is a way for America to revive its manufacturing,
    if our media, who can change fashion by their propaganda, would induce Americans to do two things:
    1: make instead of buying.
    2: when you buy, buy well made (read American) stuff that lasts a lifetime, rather than China grade stuff you have to replace every year.

    In the long run, well made expensive stuff is better and cheaper too. And except for clothes, you don’t need to change the look of your dresser, your blender and your weheelbarrow every year.

    If our environmentalists were sincere, they would be advocating for American made stuff, instead of stuffing landfills with broken chinese goods.

    Enough rambling. Bye.

  24. I suspect that her pooper is high-functioning.

    I’m going to give Black Sails a try.

    Heard about the butt piracy, eh?

  25. I have some yard/garden tools that are older than I am.

    I’d fix a metal wheelbarrow, maybe not a plastic one.

  26. I’ll bet Eva poops a tractor-tire everyday.
    She might even poop in one.

  27. I thought the MPAA was trying to cut down on butt piracy. Or maybe that was only online piracy.

  28. There is a website called woodgears.ca

    The dorky looking engineer guy who runs it is an expert woodworker.
    He does not buy table saws, band saws etc. he freaking makes them. And puts up videos of how to make them. And sells plans for making them.

  29. the look of your dresser, your blender and your weheelbarrow

    Don’t bother trolling Hotspur this early. Old people are still in bed now.

  30. Ever since that one episode, Black Sails has been faggotry free. The last episode was especially good, as we now know how Long John lost his left leg.

  31. 3d print your next wheelbarrow. Sure, it will cost a few thousand dollars. But you get to blame yourself when it breaks and adorn its sides with tribal design motifs or sculpted flames.

  32. Yeah, tv and movies need more faggotry. Yeppers. /sarc

  33. I’m pretty sure by next year it will be a media scandal unless every other TV show features in some way a gay couple who is clearly more successful, happy and wise than every other character present.

  34. HD makes a fortune on hardware.

    22 cents for a washer? I should have drilled holes into pennies.

  35. Put it another way: in media we already have the Magic Negro, next the Magic Faggots. Brokeback doesn’t count because of that icky hetero taint on account of Witherspoon being married to one of the fags. Spoils the purity of the sacred same sexiness.


  36. 22 cents for a washer? I should have drilled holes into pennies.

    Holy shit, that’s brilliant. Next time I’m short a washer I’ll do it. And copper doesn’t rust. Looks a bit hillbilly, though.

  37. H2 birdhouse:

    http://is.gd/2Msb8F

  38. That’s not a flattering portrait of Scott, MJ.

  39. Pennies are copper-jacketed zinc ingots, though. Zinc will oxidize after you cut the jacket and eventually rust away. Could take years, though.

  40. How are you feeling, Roamy?

  41. *researches homebrew anodizing outfit to rustproof pierced pennies*

    *amortizes additional cost over average annual washer consumption, approximately $27 per penny washer, plus one cent per penny itself*

    I belong on Shark Tank.

  42. Leon, what is the best way to use fasting for weight loss?

    Everyone else, SYWMs

  43. Mare, I still feel like I was punched in the left kidney, but it is Advil-level, not codeine-level or shoot-me-now level.

  44. Glad to hear it’s getting better, roamy.

    Boss at the pizza place had his gall bladder removed this weekend, after complications from gall stones. Had to close by myself, that was fun.

  45. It may not be the best way to lose weight in general, and seems to work better for men (or maybe men just tolerate fasting better).

    That said, there are a number of approches with which I’m familiar. There’s the eating-window approach, where you compress the time of day in which you eat down to 10 or fewer hours (pick a number between 10 and 1, someone out there is selling an e-book about that pattern of eating).

    There’re weekly patterns, where you fast 1-2 days a week (which interestingy tracks the Catholic and Orthodox fasting pattern of Wed/Fri nicely). In the weekly patterns the “fast” days are usually just very low calorie, not total abstinence, so you might eat an egg for breakfast and a small salad for lunch and then a normal (not huge!) dinner.

    I tend to think there’s merit in both patterns, but one is more likely to fit your lifestyle better than the other. My gym time moved from late morning to o’dark-thirty, so waiting until noon to get my post-workout protein in didn’t seem reasonable, and I’ve driften more into a weekly pattern where I fast most of Saturday while I’m catching up on all the chores. I’m also trying to get my dinners in a little earlier so I can try to keep my daily window to around 8-9 hours.

  46. I would really, really miss my gall bladder.

  47. Glad to hear it, Roamy. What a horrible Easter surprise.

  48. Thank you, Leon. I was leaning toward this:

    In the weekly patterns the “fast” days are usually just very low calorie, not total abstinence, so you might eat an egg for breakfast and a small salad for lunch and then a normal (not huge!) dinner.

    …and now I think after hearing your take I’m on the right track.

  49. *Leaves dozen Lamar’s Doughnuts in room for Mare.*

  50. You could always hire an undocumented American to slap the food out of your hands.

  51. You could always hire an undocumented American to slap the food out of your hands.

    —–

    I’ve always thought that’s what Oprah should do.

  52. I don’t know what a Lamar’s donut is, Clint. Therefore I’m going to pretend I could resist it.

  53. I am going to a wedding at the end of April (in which my daughter will be a bridesmaid) and I want make some improvements before then.

    I’m having a head transplant tomorrow.

  54. http://www.lamars.com/

  55. They’re THE best, Mare.

  56. And in real life, you could NOT resist them, Mare.

  57. Clint they look great but how can that guy make donuts if he can’t see?

    http://www.lamars.com/menu/

  58. Mare, you could always go raw vegan! That always works and is super-healty!

    *checks calendar*

    Aw crap, too late. Disregard above comment.

  59. Watching Fox News. Is there any reason why I should trust Columbia School of Journalism more than Rolling Stone?

  60. Paula just picked up a Wobble Wag Giggle Ball for Rowan.

    Too early to tell if it tires him out.

  61. I saw Wobble Wag Giggle Ball open for Rowan and Martin at The Sands in 1968.

  62. Do not taunt Wobble Wag Giggle Ball.

  63. Heh, get out of my brain cell, roamy!

  64. She also liked chasing the ball around as it made its odd noises. I had to take the ball away from her periodically because the high-pitched giggle sounds drove me crazy (and I’m partially deaf).

    Over/Under on when jimbro goes full Deb Frisch?

  65. Where did that quote come from?

  66. from the amazon page, in the comments

  67. Not sure that whole “sharing a bed” thing is an improvement in our marriage.

    Husband snores like a buzz saw. He has his own bed on the other side of the house.
    Because of him and the beasnette not sleeping through the night for 5 years, it screwed up my sleep for years.

  68. We’d been sleeping apart for most of the last few years because of her work schedule, and because she needed a softer bed. I decided to start getting up earlier, and we got the Sleep Number, so we thought it would be okay.

    She’s had a cold and snored basically every day since the bed arrived.

  69. Does anybody have a fucking clue what Ace is on about today?

  70. Yes, Hotspur, I know what he’s talking about.

  71. And John “my daughter can bench more than my pansy ass” Scalzi has it coming, along with plenty more.

  72. I’m having a head transplant tomorrow.

    LOL
    Tell me how it goes. I’d like a younger model.

  73. We’d been sleeping apart for most of the last few years because of her work schedule,

    Yeah, that’s the other issue. He flops around like he’s rassling a bear in general but it gets worse when he’s stressing about work. Then he gets up several times a night.

    I sleep like a mummy.

  74. I sleep like your mummy.

  75. *finds a gym with a sauna*

  76. Dana Loesch was talking about the she-man from CBS6, who reported the gofundme for fraud – just in case. Says the he-gal had bragged about tipping $26 on a $400 check she had crowd-sourced for.

    Also lied her ass off after getting caught re: gofundme. Dana screenshots everything. CBS is sticking by their affirmative action pet.

  77. “I think the real casualty of the report is the University of Virginia’s trust in journalism,” said Abraham Axler of New York City, president of the university’s Student Council. “I don’t think any University of Virginia student going through this will ever read an article the same way.”

    *cough* Bullshit!! *cough*

    The real casualty is Phi Kappa Psi, you dickbrain. They’re the ones whose reputation was impugned.

    http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_FRATERNITY_ROLLING_STONE?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2015-04-06-13-01-06

  78. Hotspur, to summarize: If you have a later printing of a Bob Heinlein book, you might see a mention of a Hugo Award on the cover. In the last 10 or so years, those same awards have been subverted by the SocJus crowd, to the point where Starship Troopers wouldn’t even be nominated, but Queers Love Timelords: Gay Affection for Dr. Who can win. Some of the evil badthinking authors decided to basically “flood the zone” with a nomination slate, and it dominated the noms this year, much to the chagrin of the Goothinking Elite who’d been running this thing for the last decade or so.

    It’s a Good Thing.

  79. They had some fraternity vandalism this weekend in Des Moines, spray painted some frats with anti-Greek graffiti.

    Thanks Jackie!

  80. Interview went well. They want me to meet with the VP tomorrow.

    Gonna be a long night brushing up on bullshit.

  81. MJ gets to talk to Biden? Cool! Bring crayons.

  82. MJ, you shouldn’t need to brush up on bullshit. You are already a master.

  83. HAHAHA – J’ames.

  84. Best of luck, MJ, if you want it.

  85. The analysis concluded that the magazine had failed to follow “basic, even routine journalistic practice”

    Wait a minute….that describes most of mainstream media.

  86. So a Hugo Award is a lot like a Nobel Peace Prize.

    Got it.

  87. Hahahaha

    I was about to say that, Beasn.

  88. Point is, it didn’t used to be.

  89. MJ, you shouldn’t need to brush up on bullshit. You are already a master.
    ——————————
    Well that’s a given.

  90. hi, girls and… whatever those things up there are….

  91. Wiserbud, what’s shakin’?

  92. recovering from my weekend at the in-laws.

    Anything of any significance happen to Car In while I was away?

  93. Other than her daughter totalling the car?

  94. Other than her daughter totalling the car?

    whoa. Seriously? No one was hurt, I hope…

  95. Grandpa is here!

    Nobody was hurt, grandpa.

  96. grandpa?

    Actually, I’m feeling really old today. I worked my ass off all weekend, lugging around tables and chairs and tents for my in-laws annual Easter Egg hunt. Also played Ultimate Frisbee for a couple of hours on Saturday afternoon.

    feeling a little pain here and there.

  97. and I’m glad no one was hurt.

    That is some scary shit.

  98. I dove a cenote near Akumel a bunch of years back.

    I wonder if it;s the same one on Bing’s home page today.

  99. damn.

    Still got it…..

    http://tinyurl.com/k4vldc9

  100. http://is.gd/LWfoi6

  101. My workday has kinda sucked.

  102. Mine too. I’m doing somebody else’s work today, and I can see why they didn’t want to do it in the first place.

    http://is.gd/LWfoi6

  103. I mean, it’s not just that it is tedious work, it takes just enough skill and knowledge that I can’t half-ass it, but also that it’s not important enough to create a sense of urgency, and will promptly be ignored once it is reported complete.

  104. Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush marked himself down as Hispanic on a voter registration form that asked for his “race/ethnicity” in 2009, according to a document posted online by The New York Times.

    The paper said it obtained the document from the Miami-Dade County Elections Department.

    That’s okay, he also will make a mistake identifying as a Republican in 2016.

  105. http://is.gd/0M3Acc

  106. I’m not sure which is more frightening, the room’s decor or the possibility that the woman is really a young Rosetta exploring transvestitism.

    http://is.gd/VMRJVP

  107. Somewhere nearby, a cheese fondue bubbles.

  108. Fauxcahantas self identifies as feather Indian for monetary and political gain: Crickets. Jeb self identifies as Hispanic on meaningless voter registration form: NYT and MFM are leading with it.

  109. Opening Day. Getting ALL the games. I love being off on Mondays.

  110. I like scaring Dan with pics of Rose Delauro.

  111. Greetings, pipes of butt.

  112. “The left and center-left supported it, while the right and far-right opposed it.”

    This is one of the most telling lines I’ve seen written by a leftist. You see, there is no far left. Only the left and center left. The right on the other hand is right and far right.

    What a bunch of dicks.

  113. high-capacity ammunition

    Wot?

  114. Made a joke about the Cubs being mathematically eliminated from the Post Season. Getting PMs from Cub fans.

  115. Wiser, any fallout at the station over Tom’s show? Cyn reported that he tried to do his own drink segment.

  116. I don’t think Hill “drinks,” it’s more like “gargles.”

  117. MJ should come up with a cocktail called the “Brownfield Reclamation.”

  118. I don’t get why it’s a big deal?

    Tom Hill doesn’t hit my radar.

  119. MJ should come up with a cocktail called the “Brownfield Reclamation.”
    ————————–
    I’ve considered it but I tweak him enough. It’s all in good fun and I don’t ever want to cross the line.

  120. “Lime Rock Special”

  121. In an interview with National Public Radio, President Obama said that it would be a “fundamental misjudgment” to require that Iran recognize the Jewish state of Israel as part of the nuclear deal. The condition, rejected by Obama, was one that Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu requested: A “clear and unambiguous Iranian commitment of Israel’s right to exist,” as Netanyahu framed it.

    Tell me again how this would be different if Licorice Dick explicitly and in his own words hated Israel and Jews.

  122. It’s all in good fun and I don’t ever want to cross the line.

    WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MJ???

  123. Heh.

  124. WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MJ???
    I found an empty pod in MJ’s basement.

    Please don’t ask why I’m lurking around there.

  125. GO I truly H8 TFG and every fuck that voted for him.

  126. My MiL asked me if my teeth were real or fake today.

  127. She also told Dan that I have the whitest skin she’s ever seen.

  128. Not enough sex or violence in Black Sails

  129. Don’t want to cross the line on my buddy’s radio show, which happens to be quite good.

    Still living life well over the line in IRL.

  130. Comment by MJ on April 6, 2015 8:02 pm
    Not enough sex or violence in Black Sails

    ——

    All the Catholics here LOVE IT!

    hahahahaha….dirty catlickers

  131. ^^Of which I’m one^^

  132. Oso, your MIL is either incredibly complimentary or a hugh bitch.

  133. I keep trying to get Dan to watch with me. I keep giving him books to read, too. I have him reading Michael Connelly, Robert Crais, and now, Stephen Hunter. Trying to get him to read Iris Johansen.

  134. Mare, she is slipping away into dementia. It is funny to me, but Dan is struggling. She hung up on SiL the other day. I’m enjoying the honesty. Dan is appalled that his Mom is blurting everything she thinks as she thinks it.

  135. The buffin recipe could probably use a little more fat, I’m worried they came out too dry. Also, I need to get some silicone muffin molds.

  136. Mare, I loved my FiL but my MiL has always been a challenge. Until recently.

  137. I’m Catholic and haven’t watched a minute of the butt pirate show.

  138. My husband is kind of a straight arrow (SYWM). He might get into it (SYWM) but he would hate that one raging gay episode, and the language, and the lesbian love whore house. But then again, maybe he would (SYWM).

    He does like Blacklist, which I love too. And Gotham, which kind of surprises me.

    He just doesn’t watch a lot of TV.

  139. She also told Dan that I have the whitest skin she’s ever seen.

    Your Delta Tau Chi name is…

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114168/

  140. What TV shows do you like, Leon?

  141. Sean, since Dan is a Lambda, I’ve always been Omega Mu. (Powder was the first movie I boycotted because of the Pedo list in Hollywood) I was really a GDI but Dan is sensitive about having the same comforter set as Gilbert in Revenge of the Nerds.

  142. But, Leon you’re a convert, right? They are always the best Catholics.

  143. My husband is kind of a straight arrow (SYWM).

    Arrow is a kind of gay show too. But it has lipstick lesbians and shirtless buff dudes, so I suspect it appeals more to the closeted gay guy.

    Does he watch Arrow?

  144. Conversos are always the best.

  145. No he does not watch Arrow, but I use to.

    Uh oh.

  146. But, Leon you’re a convert, right?

    Sort of. I was baptized and then my parents stopped going so I never went through any of it as a child. Started RCIA at 37, confirmed at 38.

    My first confession was easier than you’d think, we went in sort of broad strokes over what had grown to be a fairly large canvas.

    I don’t watch TV anymore. I might buy another season of Mountain Men if it doesn’t come to Netflix soon.

  147. My dad is converted to Catholicism after growing up Methodist (I think). He has since become a lapsed Catholic. We eat meat whenever the hell we want.

  148. I have YouTube channels now instead, mostly informative, some for entertainment only.

  149. Well, I welcome you back to the fold. I’ve always admired the commitment adults make.

    “….we went in sort of broad strokes over what had grown to be a fairly large canvas.”

    Heh….I’m sure it was a boring confession.

  150. We eat meat whenever the hell we want.

    Apt phrasing.

    *smirks like the Church Lady*

  151. Boring for Father Tom, maybe. Action-packed for me.

  152. Action-packed for me.

    —–

    I’m picturing you sweating like Nixon during the debate.

  153. I’m kind of a lapsed Catholic right now. Our Archbishop pissed me off. I go for Communion and I resent all the SJW that are sucking Obama dick.

  154. Much like your scientific acumen, I also like your Catholic commentary.

  155. My confession made the priest cry. Dan wouldn’t marry me if I wasn’t Catlick.

  156. I listen to almost all of these while I’m working:
    http://www.catholic.com/radio/shows/browse

    Working on my brown belt in apologetics.

  157. I love Confession. Way better than therapy. Free. Jesuits are great confessors.

  158. I’m kind of a lapsed Catholic right now. Our Archbishop pissed me off. I go for Communion and I resent all the SJW that are sucking Obama dick.

    ——

    Laughed out loud.

    I, too, had a set back with the church, but I missed it and will never be anything but a Catholic. One of my problems is my inability to sit through bullshit, If I start smelling the SJW stuff from a priest I move on to a different church. I’ve found a few excellent, rational, critical thinking priests. Harder than it sounds.

  159. Why my youngest had her first confession (reconciliation pffffffttt) in second grade, I was waiting in the church for her and she walked out and I asked, “Well, how did it go?” and she said, “I feel like dancing!”

    One of the best moments of my life.

  160. My comment to her after she said that was, “Sweetie, you did it right then!”

  161. Mare, Moron priests on FB are in Philly, Utah, and Chicago. I’m stuck with the losers in NM. Fr Erik was in seminary with Fr John and he agrees with my assessment.

  162. I really do love Confession. Cathartic.

  163. It’s helpful to keep historical perspective when it comes to clergy. During the height of the Arian heresy something like 60-80% of the clerics were heretics, and the laypeople had to bring them back around.

    Gates of Hell shall not prevail and all that.

  164. Maybe I’ll poat a mess of pix of the New Messico decay visible from the highway. Have to go look at that Hate House blog and sort out e-mail invites.

  165. GO please do.

  166. Mrs. Buffalone made these for dinner:

    http://paleospirit.com/2013/paleo-mini-meatloaves/

    Pretty good, a little bland. I didn’t think carrots were paleo.

  167. I hope youse guys e-mail addresses are still in the dashboard of that blog.

  168. Paleo carrots would have been tiny and purple.

  169. True Story: Ugandan I work with is totes amazed by my Hondo stories. He doesn’t believe that there are Americans that live like this. Rez life.

  170. Someone should make GO a contributor here, so we don’t have to deal with his private blog bullshit.

  171. I love it too, Oso.

    My husband is having a Catholic resurgence. Reading The Catechism of the Catholic Church, Divine Intimacy, all C.S. Lewis, but his favorite was/is The Fullness Of Truth: Understanding and Explaining the Catholic Faith Biblically.

  172. Those look good, Buffalone.

    Bookmarked.

  173. I think I’ve got too many pix, Buffalone. I’d clog up the plumbing at H2.

  174. Mare, my hubby was an altar boy. Not cute enough for the $$$$. He calls me his heathen bride. 25 years next month.

  175. I have not yet read the full CCC, only the sections pertaining to my personal issues. Trying to get the bible read first, then it’s either the Catechism or City of God.

  176. Someone should make GO a contributor here, so we don’t have to deal with his private blog bullshit.

    Plus, having a dead guy would give us some diversity points.

  177. Gates of Hell shall not prevail and all that.

    ——

    My husband’s resurgence was prompted by meeting a Catholic guy from Brazil at a trade show, they got to talking and this guy talked about the lefties infiltrating the church and we must be stalwart in our faith. He gave my husband the names of a couple of books about the lefty stuff and faith in general, even mailed him one and they’ve contacted each other via email.

    You never know what can make a difference. That guy was a true Apostle.

  178. 6 ounces mushrooms, finely diced

    NOPE.

  179. I load my pics on my buffalone wordpress space and link to them on my poats here. If you start a WP account I’ll send you an invitation to be a contributor here.

  180. Mare, my hubby was an altar boy. Not cute enough for the $$$$. He calls me his heathen bride. 25 years next month.

    —-

    Well done!

    And did you know Ted 2 is coming out soon?

  181. Mare, I’m being followed by Catholics on Twitter and I don’t know why? Even Pontifex followed me. Lots of great convos in different languages.

  182. Mare, I <3 Ted. Can't wait for Ted 2. Praying for Seth. (He was supposed to be on a 9/11 flight from Boston. Still doesn't get it. Seems to permeate all he does in the meantime)

  183. Cool trumpets and eagle at the opening of the Championship game.

  184. Yep. We are ignoring WWE and baseball right now. Rooting for Duke. Work with a guy we both call Bucky.

  185. http://imgur.com/gallery/2cBMqUj

  186. ^^hahahahaha^^

  187. For Lent, I read “Consuming the Word” by Scott Hahn, which was pretty good until the last third. A lot of Greek, Latin, and Hebrew makes me feel dumb.

    I also read this and thought it was pretty good.
    http://www.amazon.com/Recovering-Faith-Stories-Catholics-Came/dp/1592768784

    Some people left the Church after the Vatican II upheaval, some just drifted away. Clarence Thomas was in the seminary and left because one student’s response to Martin Luther King being shot was “I hope that son of a bitch dies.” The reasons for coming back were just as varied.

  188. Crap. I fix.

  189. **kicks weirdpress in the jimmy for embedding every dang thing**

  190. I read The Protestant’s Dilemma and Why Be Catholic?.

    I still have Answering Atheism taunting me from the shelf.

  191. Roamy, I am having a hard time. I think any one that votes D-rat needs to be denied Communion. Dan is trying to keep me rational.

  192. I think I’m Cathlick.

  193. I think any one that votes D-rat needs to be denied Communion.

    Saint Paul says that to receive unworthily is to consume judgment. That thought comforts me.

    I’m way past bedtime. G’night.

  194. Sacrilege. It comforts me.

  195. I was initiated into the Mithraic Mysteries one weekend back in college, and I’ve just never bothered to get out. Some of the other cultists and I still exchange cards on natalis Invicti, but that’s about the extent of it.

  196. I was initiated into the Mithraic Mysteries one weekend back in college, and I’ve just never bothered to get out. Some of the other cultists and I still exchange cards on natalis Invicti, but that’s about the extent of it.
    ——————
    And then what happened?

  197. Either both my bosses were out today or no one gave a shit that I took the day off. Hmmmm.

  198. Wiser, any fallout at the station over Tom’s show? Cyn reported that he tried to do his own drink segment.

    SM was on vacation over the weekend. Doubt he heard it.

    Nothing will change.

    I haven’t heard it yet, but I can just imagine how horrible it was. Will find out tomorrow.

  199. Oso, I’m trying a Michael Connelly book since you like him so much. Having a tough time suspending disbelief. Lead character doesn’t seem rational.

  200. I found XX Denarii.

  201. “The left and center-left supported it, while the right and far-right opposed it.”

    This is one of the most telling lines I’ve seen written by a leftist. You see, there is no far left. Only the left and center left. The right on the other hand is right and far right.

    What a bunch of dicks.

    I caught that also.

    These fucking idiots have absolutely zero self-awareness.

  202. Pepe, which one? Did you go back to the beginning? XB, back me up here.

  203. These fucking idiots have absolutely zero self-awareness.

    ——-

    That’s a money quote.

  204. I’m not really sure what the Hugo awards are but I’m pretty sure no one give a shit.

    Or a fuck.

    Or a flying fuck.

    Or a damn.

    Or a goddamn.

    Or a goddamn flying fuck.

  205. I Love BOSCH. Every book has at least one paragraph that is pure poetry. He hasn’t lost me yet.

  206. And then what happened?

    ——-

    MJ is a dick in the tradition of Rosetta.

  207. And then what happened?

    ——

    I almost used that on xbradtc today…damn, pulled out too soon.

  208. Yeah, pretty much best to start with the beginning with Connelly. Or just watch Bosch on Netflix.

  209. Night terrors, everyone.

    I’m going to bed.

  210. Night terrors suck. I would’ve saved lots of money if I had just returned to the church earlier.

  211. I’m not really sure what the Hugo awards are but I’m pretty sure no one give a shit.

    You should. Much like GamerGate, this was another attempt by the SJW assholes to destroy another aspect of everyone else’s day-to-day life and they got their rhetorical dicks smacked into the dirt.

    Everytime they lose, it’s slightly better for all of us.

  212. Yes.

  213. Black Box, Oso. It’s a Harry Bosch novel. I read several of them years ago. The “jazz musician who’s a cop because he cares about people and has to buck the system to get justice……” gets a little old. There were 4 or 5 book series by different authors with similar protagonists.

  214. BTW I only go to bed with Dan for sexy times. I prefer to sleep on the couch. He snores. The Doxies snore. Pollen times, I snore. (Lies, All Lies!!!!) Lately, he has been needy. I’ve been spending more time in the family bed. My night terrors freak everyone out.

  215. Pepe k. Still better than Reacher or all the CSI novels out there.

  216. Reacher…………. true life, some asshole pulls a pistol and shoots him graveyard dead.

  217. Everytime they lose, it’s slightly better for all of us.
    —————–
    Good point. I hadn’t thought about it that way.

    Still hate you for selling the Olds though.

  218. Yep.

  219. Still hate you for selling the Olds though.

    donated.

    for Breast cancer research.

    because I like tits more than I like junk cars.

  220. Lawrence Block writes the best prose out there. So crisp and clean. The Scudder series is a good one to read. Everything is well written. He’s self publishing a lot of pulp stuff from the 50s and 60s.

  221. Everytime they lose, it’s slightly better for all of us.

    ——-

    Agree. I haven’t read Ace’s latest on it but it appears to be a lefty attempt to bullshit their way to outrage…again.

    And it got stomped on.

  222. BTW I only go to bed with Dan for sexy times…My night terrors freak everyone out.

    Reader’s Digest Condenst

  223. Wiser, please tell me it wasn’t Susan G Komen. Other breast cancer deals are better, her organization gives to Planned Parenthood.

  224. Oso, do some stretches first!

  225. I no longer do true crime. Started to freak me out. I’ve been re-reading lots of books lately. Living in Obamatown sucks. I get 6-8 new books a month.

  226. Wiser, please tell me it wasn’t Susan G Komen.

    OH HELL NO!

    Only because they are lying, disingenuous fuckstains.

  227. 25 years later, and Dan still freaks to my “Sleep” issues. I don’t believe that recording my conversations is productive. I can’t be held accountable to physical abuse. I rarely walk anymore.

  228. I almost used that on xbradtc today…damn, pulled out too soon.

    I pulled out of your mom too soon.

    Sorry about her eye

  229. Stop lying, b-rad.

    We all know you’re not sorry.

  230. Stop lying, b-rad.

    We all know you never pull out.

  231. XB taunted me with an Easter Hopper pic!!! SHUN

  232. I read enough sci-fi that I care about the Hugos and am glad to see decent writing nominated rather than the crap they’ve been pushing the last 10 years.

  233. Roamy, it is good. Really getting tired of SJW

  234. I was glad to read that you’re feeling better today, Roamy.

  235. First time I fell out of bed while sleep walking, freaked Dan out. He is used to Night Terrors, now. He really wanted to beat my Grandfather and my Mom. The day he told my Mom to get out and go to her sister really emboldened him.

  236. What are some good Sci Fi series, Roamie?

  237. XB knows good fiction.

  238. Nice bike, MJ.

    http://tinyurl.com/ljofywu

  239. “XB knows good fiction.”
    ================
    I assume you mean he makes up stuff to pick up chicks……..

  240. http://tinyurl.com/lodhbpv

  241. I was glad to read that you’re feeling better today, Roamy.

    I guess I missed this too…..

    are you okay, roamie?

  242. Who doesn’t?

  243. Did anybody finally crack the weird, made-up language that anybody else and their twin are always jabbering in today?

  244. She passed a kidney stone over the weekend, wiser.

  245. Pepe, XBrad introduced me to the Honor Harrington series by David Weber. Vmax introduced me to Andy Weir and “The Martian”. If you have a Kindle, I recommend “Southern Fried Sci-fi” (two of my friends have stories in this collection). I’m re-reading the Discworld books, but that’s fantasy.

  246. Anything of any significance happen to Car In while I was away?
    *****

    *Squinty eyes

    What did you hear?

  247. Thanks, Roamie. I read the first two Honor Harringtons. I’ll pick up some more. Tried a discworld, hated it.

  248. Pepe, I’ve got ALL the HH books in kindle format, if you want me to email them to you.

  249. I’m slogging through book 2 of GOT. I’m no quitter.

  250. That sounds great X-Brad. r.s.rogers at hot mail

    I take back all the mean stuff I said in the secret e-mails. ;)

  251. Keno was $100 off tonight .

    Fml.

    Weird how my (two) drawers are either exact on, or $100 off.

    You’d think they’d have a lock on the drawer or something but no. I mean , if it’s off I’ll happily pay ….

  252. Hoop house.

  253. Dollar mistakes? Apparently I never make those. But I must be lose and fast with the. $100 bills. Makes perfect sense.

  254. The hoop house is the only thing giving me comfort right now. Oh. And the bottle of wine.

  255. She passed a kidney stone over the weekend, wiser.

    to whom?

  256. OH HELL NO!
    Only because they are lying, disingenuous fuckstains.

    ——-

    Again, a perfect money quote!

  257. Seriously, nothing of any significance ever happens to me because my life is basically pathetic. Discovering new albums is about the apex of life adventures at this point.

    *turns on beck

  258. I’ll get them to you by tomorrow, Pepe.

  259. Black Angels, C arin. Check ’em out.

  260. Pepe, I’ll admit I prefer the Discworld books with Sam Vimes. “Guards! Guards!”, “Men at Arms”, “Nightwatch”, “Thud!” By all means, skip “Eric”, the word “wossname” is used WAY too much.

  261. >> “Thud!”

    Heh.

  262. Very disappointed today that I couldn’t find a *thud* emoticon on my phone.

    MY LIFE IS AWFUL!

  263. Okay, wankers-at-keyboards. If you could view the Hate House blog before, I think you might be able to go there to see New Messico. Unless Google utterly fucked everything up and I have to send out all new invitations. You will, of course, yell at me if you can’t get in. Not that you should really want it.

  264. Look at how small this fat woman’s penis is:

    http://tinyurl.com/9auoou6

  265. That horse is clearly LBGTQWERTY. Like your mom.

  266. i belive the correct term is “cishorsenormativefattypoonfist”.

  267. “cishorsenormativefattypoonfist”

    Isn’t that a village in Wales?

  268. What makes a place a village? Versus, say, a hamlet or a town?

    I would prefer to live in a village. “Town” is boring and “hamlet” sounds like you’re some sort of faggot.

  269. http://www.funtrivia.com/askft/Question44470.html

  270. I thought Hamlet was some mother humping pantywaist back when.

  271. A hamlet is like a little village, or sometimes a smaller cut of pork.

  272. If Hamlet humped your mom, does that really make him a motherhumper, because let’s face it, everyone has BTDT.

  273. In order for a place to be a village it has to have at least one of each of the following people: a policeman, a construction worker, a sailor, an Indian Chief, and a biker. Sometimes, a village will also have a cowboy.

  274. ^^^ Idiot … you forgot idiot.

  275. ^^^ Idiot … you forgot idiot.
    That’s the mayor.

  276. My village didn’t have a YMCA, so I joined the Navy.

  277. When I was a little derp, I had a rag doll
    Only doll I’ve ever owned
    Now I love you just the way I loved that rag doll
    Only now my love has grown

  278. If Car in is having trouble with GOT #2, she’s gonna really hate #4.

  279. Eh, depending on how i feel, I may not continue on reading them.

    I’ve got lots of other books I want to read, and life is too short to get hung on one book as I have.

  280. They are both good, just long winded. #4 sets up #5, which is AWESOME.

  281. Heh, Another great Bill Whittle Afterburner.

  282. New, hooker referencing post.

  283. Jeez, MJ a link to the new poat would be immensely helpful to the internet window lickers that hang around here.


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