Big Repeat Boob Friday

Hello body surfers and Leon, and welcome to the no-extra-points addition of Big Boob Friday.

Mrs. Buffalone has an AP on her phone called Spottify, and she’s been going crazy making play lists and downloading songs. I’m not sure if the AP is worth a monthly fee, or where she got today’s selection, but I dig it baby, yeah.

 

 

We are going to re-visit one of my BBF favorites, since I’ve been having so much trouble finding new talent I’m not sleeping well at night.

Your model for today was born in Columbia, South Carolina on January 23rd, 1992. At 5’1″ and 105 pounds, she measures 32-27-35 and wears a sporty GG cup which I’m guessing stands for great god almighty look at those things. Please stop thinking only of your own pleasure long enough to welcome again, Miss Tessa Fowler!

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243 Comments

  1. Splendid

  2. Coo Coo Coo Cookie!

  3. Repeat.

  4. Oh my

  5. l my years in retail, and Spring continues to be heralded by pregnant unmarried cashiers. Current count at Sam’s Club is now 4.

    Yesterday,the kroger cashier really felt the need to tell me that her baby daddy is out of the picture, but has apparently had who knows how many other babies with other women, and now she’s worried when her girl grows up she may accidentally date her half sibling.

    I didn’t ask her if the baby daddy was sean.

    wakey wakey.

    MJ, did you see my comment about the #2 song on the album?

  6. The power is out here. Cold showers are an unpleasant way to start the day. I keep putting off installing a generator because I’ve got so many other projects going. Days like this remind me why we need one.

  7. MJ, did you see my comment about the #2 song on the album?
    ——————————
    I did. I can’t fault you for that.

    I’d probably put Walls at #2 but there’s not much difference between 2-10. It’s all really good.

    And Gamma Ray is fun. I like that 60s mod shit.

  8. I’ve been thinking of the review that needs to be written. It should compare the works of Beyonce and Beck.

  9. But that would mean I’d have to become familiar with Beyonce’s…um…er…ah….music?

  10. We all make sacrifices,MJ.

  11. I really like Profanity Prayers too.

  12. We be all night,
    And everything alright
    No complaints from my body, so fluorescent under these lights
    Boy, I’m drinking,
    Park it in my lot 7-11
    I’m rubbing on it, rub-rubbing, if you scared, call that reverend
    Boy, I’m drinking, get my brain right
    Armand de brignac, gangster wife
    Louie sheets, he sweat it out like wash rags he wear it out

    Apparently this is English. I searched Beyonce lyrics and this came up.

  13. I’ve been walking on these streets so long
    I don’t know where they’re going to lead anymore
    But I think I must have seen a ghost
    I don’t know if it’s my illusions that keep me alive

    I don’t know what I’ve seen
    Was it all an illusion?
    All a mirage gone bad?
    I’m tired of evil
    And all that it feeds
    But I don’t know

    I’ve been drifting on this wave so long
    I don’t know if it’s already crashed on the shore
    And I’ve been riding on this train so long
    I can’t tell if it’s you or me who’s driving us into the ground

    I don’t know if I’m sane
    But there’s a ghost in my heart
    Who’s trying to see in the dark
    I’m tired of people who only want to be pleased
    But I still want to please you – Volcano, Beck

    This is going to be fun.

  14. I’ve been drinking, I’ve been drinking
    I get filthy when that liquor get into me
    I’ve been thinking, I’ve been thinking
    Why can’t I keep my fingers off it, baby?
    I want you, na na
    Why can’t I keep my fingers off it, baby?
    I want you, na na

    [Verse 1: Beyoncé]
    Cigars on ice, cigars on ice
    Feeling like an animal with these cameras all in my grill
    Flashing lights, flashing lights
    You got me faded, faded, faded
    Baby, I want you, na na
    Can’t keep your eyes off my fatty
    Daddy, I want you, na na
    Drunk in love, I want you

    -Beyonce, Drunk in Love.

  15. See me up in the club with 50-leven girls
    Posted in the back diamond fangs in my grill
    Brooklyn brim with my eyes sittin’ low
    Every boy in here with me got that smoke
    And every girl in here gotta look me up and down
    All on Instagram, cake by the pound
    Circulate the image every time I come around
    G’s up, tell me how I’m lookin’ babe

    -Beyonce

    Apparently clubs, grills (this seems dangerous), and shiny objects feature prominently in her thoughts.

  16. She does have a nice voice.

    *keeping it positive

  17. Na na.

    I’m going to start using that in sentences. I’m not sure what it means.

  18. She has an ok voice, and a great marketing team.

  19. It’s easy to market. Good voice, great looks, and no worries about racism.

  20. Put the same package in a white person, and could you market it the same way?

  21. http://is.gd/dWgumS

  22. I’ll take Bouncy for $400, Alex.

    “Something a sheep says when she got back diamond fangs all up in her grill.”

    smiles to the camera

    “What is na na?”

    “You are correct! which takes us to Final Jeopardy.”

  23. Hilarious. This made me laugh out loud:

  24. Huh, what happened?

  25. *watches Black Cat cosplay gif a little too long*

    Good morning.

  26. We often speak of Obama not being particularly bright, which I believe to be true. He’s not. And I understand that he’s been propped up with several phony myths. And of course the press is very uncurious about Obama’s grades, papers, passport, travel, SS number and how he got it, how he paid for college, how he got in, on what basis, etc..

    But something is very sinister (not right in the head) about a guy who is making bad deals with a regime that it is not necessary to make ANY deals with. Why? Why the talks? Why the BiBi hate? ( I actually get that one, Bibi makes Obama look weak and stupid) Why give in when it’s totally unnecessary and completely dangerous for all of the Middle East?

    John Kerry has to, must, go down as America’s most feckless SoS. Has there ever been two men wimpier and dangerous than Obama and Kerry?

  27. My favorite picture in this post is the cake.

  28. I like Cake
    http://tinyurl.com/6xv998f

  29. But then again, Hillary was a dangerous and shitty SoS also.

  30. Obama made his nominations based on political paybacks, not on accomplishments. He does what his puppet masters tell him.

  31. Has there ever been two men wimpier and dangerous than Obama and Kerry?
    ——————
    Wimpier? Maybe. Dangerous? Probably.

  32. This is still my favorite cake.

  33. Tom Cotton is looking preeeeeety cogent right about now.

  34. Also, congrats on finding a few of the apparently very rare pictures of Ms. Fowler with her ta-tas covered.

  35. I’m not, I forgot that other “t”.

  36. I wonder what dirt was uncovered that is causing Reid to quit.

  37. Yes, Reid doesn’t have the personality type to give up power without being forced.

  38. No jobs for pretty girls, because fairness:
    http://www.networkworld.com/article/2902752/security0/rsa-conference-bans-booth-babes.html

  39. I don’t know how many people have encountered this, but in bars in big cities, sometimes a beer or liquor company will hire pretty girls to hand out coupons for a free pint or shot or whatever, to get people to try a new thing. Those girls are next.

  40. Ugly women sure seem bitter.

  41. hilarious. This made me laugh out loud:

    Cleanup on aisle “Mare”.

  42. I’m glad ugly women are fighting good looking women for power–and make no mistake, that’s what this is about.

    The hot chicks are going to win.

  43. I wonder what dirt was uncovered that is causing Reid to quit.

    Maybe he wants to spend more time with his exercise equipment.

  44. Mare and I think alike.

    I’m not sure if that’s good or frightening.

  45. Somerandomguy, I’m not sure why that link opened automatically.

    Clean up indeed!

  46. The thing of it is that very few women are born ugly. That’s the utter shame of it. A woman making an effort will almost never be unpleasant to gaze upon or be around.

    The joke about “beauty is skin deep but ugly goes to the bone” is veritas.

  47. I’m not sure if that’s good or frightening.

    —–

    Come on, MJ, common sense is a good thing!

  48. MareJ.

  49. I admire any woman who makes the most of what she’s got. Not in a whorish way but in a conventional kind of way. A little whorishness now and then is okay. Never go full whore.

  50. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 27, 2015 10:30 am
    The thing of it is that very few women are born ugly. That’s the utter shame of it. A woman making an effort will almost never be unpleasant to gaze upon or be around.

    ——

    I agree completely.

    There is a reason why women who are abused tat up, pierce themselves, shave their heads, etc.. I get that and have empathy.

    I do think lots of women (and men) give up the fight around middle age. Go for the easy curly perm, no make-up, sweatpants and just let it all go.

  51. No, I was just hoping that someone would edit out the canine who must not be named.

    I can’t log in to wordpress right now, or I’d do it for my pal Buffalone.

  52. Never go full whore.

    ——

    Exactly.

    When I see little old ladies with a bit too much makeup and lots and lots of jewelry, I think, “Good for her, the little old sweetie, she’s at least trying!”

  53. Oh, shoot, randomguy, I absolutely dicked that up. I’m sorry.

  54. Done.

  55. Part of the problem is that fashion is no longer geared towards adults. Clothing is designed for teens and twenty somethings.

  56. I don’t wear much makeup, but that’s because I basically look ridiculous in it.

  57. At the beach, I love watching kids have a kick ass time. They care less what they look like but they all look happy and healthy and of course all of them have the promise of beauty and handsomeness.

  58. Harry Reid was told to quit. It will be interesting to see who they put in his place.

  59. Carin, you do not, in any way, fall into the category “I’ve given up.”

    Your workout routine alone says that.

  60. Hey, there is a girl under those boobs, right?

    Holy moly, I’ve never seen a woman with a center of gravity so ventral. (Hi, jimbro)

  61. Yeah, same goes for men who give up on being presentable. It’s even easier for us, and plenty of guys just give up.

  62. *raises hand

  63. I didn’t ask her if the baby daddy was sean.
    You mean Sean’s penis, yes? Because I don’t think he ever obeys Sean himself.

  64. Naw, I was just pointing out that there are many different ways people can be seen to “give up.” I don’t wear makeup. And I don’t “do” my hair either. Basically because I’ve always sucked at girly-looking stuff. I do what I can, but my talents are limited.

  65. Apparently this is English. I searched Beyonce lyrics and this came up

    I dunno. Might be Klingon.

  66. The fashion thing is there too. One of the things I’m noticing in the movies from 30-40 years ago is adults dressed like adults. Some of the fashion is godawful (70s, yo), but at least it’s grown-up.

  67. http://is.gd/u2bL7Q

  68. GO, Klingons are generally better at grammar. Klingon grammar school is potentially fatal, as I’ve heard it, so the ones who make it out are very good speakers and writers.

    Watch the movies if you don’t believe me.

  69. Why give in when it’s totally unnecessary and completely dangerous for all of the Middle East?

    When will you understand that America must be taken down a few notches? We’re the bad guys here, darling.

  70. Comment by MJ on March 27, 2015 10:53 am
    http://is.gd/u2bL7Q

    ——

    hahahahahahah….Yes.

  71. I don’t wear much makeup, but that’s because I basically look ridiculous in it.
    If only Rosetta felt the same way.

  72. Well, at least Klingon is easier to master than that tongue Cthulhu speaks. You can get your soul eaten learning that.

  73. Comment by MJ on March 27, 2015 10:53 am
    http://is.gd/u2bL7Q

    ——

    Feminists would look better if they smiled sincerely and genuinely laughed.

    Not that bitter,”that boy in high school who shut me down and made me feel like scratching the pretty girls eyes out, I’ll show him!” fake smile.

  74. Carin, you do not, in any way, fall into the category “I’ve given up.”
    Your workout routine alone says that.

    I thought her workout routine said that she was a member of a dangerously fanatic cult, Crackfat. However I don’t know if it’s an offshoot of Wahhabism or Amway.

  75. It’s amazing what a well-fitting suit or dress can do to a person’s appearance.

    Instead you have 36-year-old soccer moms trying to stuff themselves into skinny jeans and a tank top.

  76. Or the, “I’m crying inside because my daddy never called me pretty! smile.

  77. I’ve met people who spoke fluent Klingon. They are not normal people.

    The people trying to learn R’lyehian don’t stick around long. They are even less normal.

  78. Or the, “when pretty girls look at me I think they are dissing me, when in reality they are probably admiring your shiny hair!” smile.

  79. Or the, “damn it, I shouldn’t have slept with this guy I just met last night for validation because when I woke up he was gone and he’s not going to be calling me back!” smile.

  80. “Harry Reid was told to quit.”

    First they beat the crap out of him.

  81. Do you think Hotspur is capable of correcting Klingon syntax? Because grammar Nazis won’t settle for ruling just one language.

  82. His mob guy must have died, and the lieutenant who took over was sick of Harry’s shit.

  83. It’s amazing what a well-fitting suit or dress can do to a person’s appearance.

    *ahem Hillary Clinton cough*

  84. Wowza, Buffaloni; giGGity.

  85. I think Alba had hair extensions in that movie.

    She can still eat Triscuits in sleep-number.

  86. I can hear the wild parrots in the neighbor’s yard. Striking birds. Like these.
    http://www.californiaparrotproject.org/red_crowned_parrot.html

  87. Check out this baby, Leon. Wow. Blinkenlights deluxe.

    http://www.computerhistory.org/revolution/analog-computers/3/152

  88. Hot Damn.

  89. *ahem Hillary Clinton cough*

    I said “well-fitting”.

  90. Hillary bought some well-fitting concrete boots for Vince Foster.

  91. Licorice Dick so hates the West he’s even willing to throw the French under l’autobus.

    LAUSANNE, Switzerland—Efforts by the Obama administration to stem criticism of its diplomacy with Iran have included threats to nations involved in the talks, including U.S. allies, according to Western sources familiar with White House efforts to quell fears it will permit Iran to retain aspects of its nuclear weapons program…

    Western policy analysts who spoke to the Free Beacon, including some with close ties to the French political establishment, were dismayed over what they saw as the White House’s willingness to sacrifice its relationship with Paris as talks with Iran reach their final stages.

  92. Those ‘puters were serious bidness.

  93. Harry Reid is straight up, creepy.

  94. I enjoy the artworks that RD Brewer posts everyday. He has good taste.

  95. If they weren’t so goddamn big and scarce, I’d love to have an old analog computer. Because buttons switches meters OMG big hard iron!

  96. How strange it is… You would imagine the tyrants in primitive or tribal societies being hulking tough guys who slit the throats of competitors. Nowadays in industrial, technically advanced society, the bosses are twisted, pencil-necked sociopaths who make phone calls and cut deals. Modern tyrants like Reid and LD are visually indistinguishable from middle management guys in real estate or insurance sales.

  97. Organisers at the National Union of Students Women’s Conference made the request after some delegates reported feeling anxious during audience applause.

    The NUS Women’s Campaign tweeted from its official account: “Some delegates are requesting that we move to jazz hands rather than clapping, as it’s triggering anxiety. Please be mindful!”

  98. If you guys are having trouble finding Big Boob Content, you’re more than welcome to help yourself from my Twitter postings

    https://twitter.com/kbdabear/media

  99. Kdbabear! How’s it shaking?

  100. So true, Hotspur. My poor babies that sprouted last week… Sigh. They never learn, do they?

  101. I have, for some unknown reason, on my twitter feed a bunch of people whom I cannot figure out if they are being sarcastic or serious.

    I really never know WTF they are saying.

    Sunny Bunch is one of those tweeters.

  102. Sonny Bunch

    not Sunny Bunch

  103. I do think lots of women (and men) give up the fight around middle age. Go for the easy curly perm, no make-up, sweatpants and just let it all go.

    I didn’t get a perm.

  104. I’ve already made my views on twitter rather clear.

    Which you’d know, Mare, if you hadn’t abandoned us for a year.

  105. I actually love twitter. I’ve made the rookie mistake of following people whom I really “don’t get.”

    I’d follow twitter if for no other reason than to read Iowahawk’s tweets.

    All news can be found on twitter within minutes of it happening. And if properly done (the jury is still out on my complete list of followings) it provides lots of laugh out loud laughs or interesting thoughts and connections.

  106. Eh. I don’t like it.

  107. Twitter can blow me.

  108. And your mom too.

  109. Of course MJ and Mare think alike. D’uh. Same (tiny) person.

  110. I didn’t get a perm.

    Yet.

  111. http://bit.ly/1CUpNON

  112. So, Mare … what do you think of Beck?

    /testing MareJ theory

  113. Did I mention that it’s snowing here?

    Because it’s snowing.

  114. Hola, perras.

  115. We don’t allow messican.

  116. So, in the interests of repeatness, happy Friday. As SFW as this poat.

  117. Solo mexicanes sin pantalones.

  118. H4?

  119. This is happening this weekend.

    You going, Leon?

  120. I try not place myself in what I consider to be target-rich environments.

  121. I’ll grab some handouts for you.

  122. Carin, did you see my comment on Beck yesterday? Wherein I said they were different, interesting and uncommon.

  123. OTOH, Beyonce has a much better booty than Beck.

  124. Hotspur have you asked anyone how many bullwhips are shoved up their ass lately?

    I miss that.

  125. Carin, did you see my comment on Beck yesterday? Wherein I said they were different, interesting and uncommon.

    I did. Perhaps you’re better at keeping up the double-life appearances than I expected.

  126. It’s almost time for me to begin my days and days of fake doubles.

    *cries

  127. Yep. Just got out of class a little while ago and then I’m starting my work-weekend in a couple hours.

    On the bright side, it is not snowing here. And the garden is almost free of old snow because I have a wonderful husband who periodically sprinkled wood ashes all over it throughout the past few weeks.

    Ash + sunshine = snowmelt

    So at least we’ll be able to lay out the timbers and paths soon.

  128. Holy crap, I thought I did a terrible job on the big exam this morning but I did well!!

    I love it when professors post grades the same day. Now it doesn’t have to be such a shitty weekend of waiting for the hammer to fall.

    For me, I mean. For you, it still has to be a shitty weekend.

    Have a shitty weekend, everyone. Love you!

  129. Bye Lawraw! Have a good Shift(s) Carin.

  130. Glad you did well lauraw. Hope you have a less than shitty weekend (you too Carin). I’m not on call, don’t have to round and actually get to see Paula this weekend since she’s done at 10PM tonight and off till next week.

  131. No, I’m off of the bullwhip committee.

  132. Paula was the psych nurse recently and, over the course of the day, was called a bitch, retard and cunt by her charges. At one point an old guy took his clothes off and pissed in the corner of the room. Clearly deinstitutionalization is not a universal success.

  133. Clearly deinstitutionalization is not a universal success.
    ————
    Well, at least we got H2 out of it.

  134. At one point an old guy took his clothes off and pissed in the corner of the room.

    Sounds like a clear mandate for building circular rooms.

  135. Paula certainly has been victimized by those who tend to commit micro-aggressions.

  136. Paula was the psych nurse recently and, over the course of the day, was called a bitch, retard and cunt by her charges. At one point an old guy took his clothes off and pissed in the corner of the room. Clearly deinstitutionalization is not a universal success.

    Clearly you’re infringing on his rights to do that in the privacy of a public park, accross from an elementary school.

  137. There was nothing micro in his aggression except his wang. After the janitor mopped the piss up the guy started threatening to shit himself. I like the circular room concept. Just add a rabid wolverine to the mix and you’re on to something.

  138. cold front moving thru south of mcpo:
    http://tinyurl.com/nuou2pg

  139. better than the forecast in texas though:

    http://tinyurl.com/nk4wr48

  140. Why have I never read The Last Centurion before?

    Someone mentioned it at Ace’s and I’m riveted.

  141. Then back to TX

    http://tinyurl.com/q7zcpr3

  142. the subtitle suggests that oblahblah is thinking of going back to church:
    http://tinyurl.com/og6bac7

  143. Did you see where that church was located? Dixon, Ill.

  144. Dixon Dixoff

  145. It’s always about the dix around here.

  146. Fuck Obama and Bergdahl.

  147. Oh, and Hillary can go screw herself, hard.

    (I understand her options are limited anyway)

  148. dicksin style manscaping

  149. Hey Needle Dick, did you say you could do boobs next week or the week after?

  150. Greetings, paste-eaters.

  151. Paste is sooo pedestrian.

    Glue is where it’s at, bay-bee

  152. That’s not for eating. It’s for making fake skin.

  153. Wait… whaaaat?!

  154. “Well, at least we got H2 out of it.” This comment made me Muttley. Well-played, XB.

  155. In NM, you have to be 17 or older in order to purchase Rubber Cement.

  156. Thank god liquid white-out isn’t locked up!

    *ssssnnnnniiiiiiffffffssss*

  157. http://is.gd/eg3bVA

  158. In NM, you have to be 17 or older in order to purchase Rubber Cement.

    It’s not like that age restriction is always gonna make a difference.

  159. “Mind if I glue up?” I think I may have a new catch-phrase.

  160. I have no idea why I’m using all these hyphens.

  161. Comment by buffalone on March 27, 2015 8:17 pm
    http://is.gd/eg3bVA

    My new best gif ever!!

  162. Callate, hijo would’ve made it perfect. (I need an accent on the 1st a)

  163. I signed up for the gym membership, mare. Gonna start working out next week.

  164. Ace is gonna run out of red pixels at this rate.

  165. Wait, nobody starts working out the LAST week of Lent. WTFIWWY?

  166. Hi there. Not a Christian.

    *reports microaggression*

  167. I thought you were Irish?

  168. I am indeed. I also was not raised in a religious household. Catholic dad and protestant mom. The depth of my religious education consisted of going to a Presbyterian preschool.

  169. Comment by Sean M. on March 27, 2015 8:43 pm
    I signed up for the gym membership, mare. Gonna start working out next week.

    —-

    Sean, I’m proud of you. Remember if you are wearing big loose shorts doing ab work be sure to wear underwear!

  170. You may proceed with your non-January end-of-Lent gym membership.

  171. I am always sure to wear underwear. Freeballin’ has never appealed to me for some reason.

  172. XBrad?

    http://tinyurl.com/xbradddddd

  173. scene was schooled in the arts – and by arts i mean prints of ca’mell d’la toe:
    http://tinyurl.com/pbujlft

  174. Comment by Sean M. on March 27, 2015 9:12 pm
    I am always sure to wear underwear. Freeballin’ has never appealed to me for some reason.

    ——

    Good choice. At the gym, I don’t want to see any balls other than medicine.

  175. Comment by PepeLp on March 27, 2015 9:14 pm
    XBrad?
    http://tinyurl.com/xbradddddd

    —-

    Good one, Pepe…hahahaha

  176. That’s been my standard bar pickup line for close to two decades now.

  177. Mare, I follow Sonny Bunch. He makes me laugh.

  178. Oso, I didn’t say I didn’t like him, I just don’t get if he’s sarcastic sometimes, and right after I commented on that Kurt Schlichter tweeted,”I know all those words just not in that order.” Meaning, he wasn’t sure either.

    It was a tweet about Lena Dunham writing funny stuff.

    But, honestly, I don’t go back and read someone’s twitter feed to follow a conversation, therefore I don’t know WTF is going on most of the time. That happens with Ace all the time.

  179. This from the sidebar at Ace’s.

    http://reason.com/blog/2015/03/04/study-confirms-that-e-cigarettes-generat

    I’ve NEVER understood the hate (and legislation/local ordinances) against vaping. I think it’s a wonderful alternative to smoking.

    I don’t understand the no-smoking NAZIS (yes, I went there) making a big stink about the vaping industry.

  180. Comment by xbradtc on March 27, 2015 9:33 pm

    That’s been my standard bar pickup line for close to two decades now.
    ===========
    Well, that explains a few things…………

  181. Part of the hate is over decreased revenue. Just like fuel efficient cars result in less gas tax revenue. Voila…mileage tax!

  182. And Oso, I know you didn’t say I don’t like him.

    Lately I’ve been looking at my tweeter feed and just wondering what do these people stand for? Another example, Chris Barnhart.

  183. http://is.gd/cJ92Ed

  184. Did anybody thank anybody else for the offer but say that, regrettably, their adult bookstore just wouldn’t make for a good sponsor for their kids’ little league team today?

  185. Cheatah’s Cheetahs.

  186. Dreamgirl’s Girls.

  187. Mare, sometimes I have to go to their actual feeds to figure out what is going on. There are times that I have to see what they are posting on FB and merge the 2. (I’m busy on FB with a Moron movie/music post)

  188. The Lusty Lady’s ladies.

  189. Horn Dog’s…er, Dogs?

  190. No, I’m off of the bullwhip committee.

    Oh no yer not.

  191. First shift of weekend was good. Yea!!!!

  192. Yay.

  193. Good for you Cat in. Welcome back. Did you have to give any bastards the Bum’s Rush this night?

  194. Jimebro, this morning I cued up that video and was going to post it but I watched it once and fell asleep at my desk. ( I worked all night)

    I always loved that song.

  195. Pretty sure “Come Dancing” has been used as a derp. I like that song, too.

  196. I though Friday night was bad tip night? (Server friends)

  197. Bad trip night, oso.

  198. **wants to make a Come on Eileen joke**

  199. No bum rush required.

  200. Friday is usually bad tip night. But I did well. Odd, but I’m not complaining.

  201. Plenty of 25%ers to make up for the sucky ones.

  202. Very cool. My server friends liked having Friday and Monday nights off.

  203. In the class she’s taking notes
    Just how derp derp is my throat
    Mother Mary don’t you know
    She’s got eyes like Marylin Monroe

  204. So I’m the first one up at a decent hour?

    I’m calling Car in

  205. I’m up. I’m up. Wakey wakey

  206. Have to work out before my fake double.

    But first? Lots of coffee.

  207. Brew baby brew!

  208. http://is.gd/dont_click_this_sean

  209. ^That doesn’t seem like a very efficient way to deliver Jaeger shots, but I think you should give it a try, CARin.

    *holds out peasant blouse*

  210. What jaeger shots?

  211. http://is.gd/ZjmYJo

  212. It’s like coffee flavored tequila only with black liquorish and schnaps.

  213. sounds horrid

  214. It’s not too early for a little Beck, is it? Just two albums. One down.

    Do do do do do dod odooo doo do dodo dod do do do

  215. “What jaeger shots?”

    They go with martinis.

  216. Do do do do do dod odooo doo do dodo dod do do do

    Na na na na na nan anaaa naa na nana nan na na na

  217. It’s not too early.

  218. I don’t think I can up my “boycott Indiana” game very much

  219. It’s snowing.

  220. *up twinkles*

  221. I hope Obama is having good weather in Florida for his little golf vacation.

  222. I need more Beck. MJ, research what other albums are good and get back to me.

    TIA

  223. It’s snowing.

    Correction: “it’s fucking snowing”

  224. It snowed here yesterday. SUcked. It’s 21 out right now, but no white stuff falling from the heavens, so we’ve got that going for us.

  225. Ga. Liberals are so fucking stupid. My mom put on facebook something about how Cruz is soo stupid, bla bla bla.

    They don’t even know how to target their political commentary. They can’t do anything beyond “You’re DUMB”. Perhaps they should also embrace “YOU’RE A POOPYHEAD”.

    I mean, a person can criticize Cruz, but calling him stupid simply shows how unengaged you are. How completely clueless.

  226. MJ, I meant … NOW.

  227. Oh jeez. The Information was my first love. Very different.

  228. http://is.gd/O4fTL9

  229. I signed up for the gym membership, mare. Gonna start working out next week.

    One of us.

  230. The snowstorm in Canada heading your way looks, interesting

  231. Expected high of 90 here today. Gotta work rotary club golf tourney. Prolly get a sunburn.

  232. Good morning, poopyheads.

  233. Sup Dixburg?

  234. I’m up.

    Coffee me.

  235. Cyn?

    http://tinyurl.com/ozaykrz

  236. Ha – Nailed it.

  237. For all You People still in the cold:

    http://i.imgur.com/LG5Ch.gifv

  238. Middle Easterners who say ” thank you, my friend”, are they all terrorists or just some of them?

  239. Yes

  240. Poat of Newness:

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2015/03/28/one-of-those-days/

  241. Actually, I bet John McCain could answer your question better, Scott.


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