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GrandpaWiser

80 years young! He still looks pretty good for a octogenarian, but I attribute that to his rigorous gardening and workout schedule, and a steady diet of mediocre tex-mex.

wildford

When are the fajitas coming? I’m hungry. It’s almost 4:30.

 

He sent me a telegram yesterday with instructions to crank up the ‘ol victrola to listen to this new smash hit.

 

 

 

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March 8, 2015
Categories: alcohol, BADASSDOM, Books, Cheedy, Dan's Pickled Nutsack, Don't Talk Shit About Total, Earworm dammit, Foreignotica, Fukksize Ghey Slacker, Heavy Metal Thunder, hopey changey shit, I Will Kick Your Ass, John Galt, Microvag, Phone blogging, The Cat's Pajamas, Those Who Serve, You're a douchenozzle for playing the Rosetta card, You're a TOTAL douche, You're gonna love my nuts, Your Mom, Your mom likes this . . Author: MJ

175 Comments

  1. Comment by MJ on March 8, 2015 9:29 am

    I can’t stop laughing.

  2. Comment by Jimbro on March 8, 2015 9:31 am

    I’m going to leave this right here:

    http://tinyurl.com/o75zyvw

  3. Comment by buffalone on March 8, 2015 9:42 am

    http://is.gd/eGEWZs

  4. Comment by MJ on March 8, 2015 9:51 am

    http://is.gd/QtW6a8

  5. Comment by MJ on March 8, 2015 9:53 am

    WASHINGTON — President Obama said Saturday that he had learned only last week that Hillary Rodham Clinton used a private email system for her official correspondence while she was secretary of state.

    You don’t say…

  6. Comment by scott on March 8, 2015 9:55 am

    http://is.gd/hM4F2Z

  7. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 8, 2015 10:10 am

    That story is an obvious lie.

    He can’t learn.

  8. Comment by MJ on March 8, 2015 10:13 am

    In the portion of the interview that was released, Mr. Obama did not address how he could have avoided noticing that Mrs. Clinton was sending emails from a “clintonemail.com” address throughout the years she served in his administration.

    Oreely?

  9. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 8, 2015 10:13 am

    Ted Cruz gave King Corn the finger in Iowa and was applauded for it.

    In Iowa.

    We’re in the universe with the Green Lantern, right? I didn’t switch when the clocks changed or anything?

  10. Comment by scott on March 8, 2015 10:17 am

    It sounds like Spring out there.

  11. Comment by MJ on March 8, 2015 10:25 am

    Nice festival we’re having.

    http://is.gd/8fAZOV

  12. Comment by Car in on March 8, 2015 10:55 am

    Wakey wakey.

    Work was horrible last night.

  13. Comment by Cyn on March 8, 2015 11:15 am

    With the time change, it’s still Saturday here.

  14. Comment by mare on March 8, 2015 11:20 am

    With the time change, I have aged 5 years overnight.

    Also, I can’t find my keys.

  15. Comment by Car in on March 8, 2015 11:22 am

    I’d been missing a set of keys for two days, but I found them this morning.

    SPRING FORWARD MAGIC.

    Also, to put a positive spin on the spring forward bs, I *do* get to leave work an hour early (via my body time) tonight.

  16. Comment by scott on March 8, 2015 11:23 am

    CT may raise the minimum wage for tipped workers from $5.78 to $9.15 per hour. That’s after forcing paid sick days.

  17. Comment by scott on March 8, 2015 11:27 am

    So if you have 20 employees, and are open 12 hours a day, 6 days a week, it will only cost the owner $262,080 per year.

    What could go wrong?

    You are an idiot if you try to run a business in this state.

  18. Comment by Car in on March 8, 2015 11:29 am

    I wouldn’t want to be a restaurant owner in CT.

  19. Comment by Car in on March 8, 2015 11:32 am

    Servers are going to get bigger sections, and make less – since the restaurants are going to HAVE to raise prices, and now folks will figure that they’re getting PAID and a tip is just extra (which some people already think, even though most waitstaff get a paycheck with ****** where the numbers are supposed to be.)

    You have to 1) be a bad server and 2) be a moron to think this is going to work to the advantage of tipped workers.

  20. Comment by wiserbud on March 8, 2015 11:33 am

    I fucking hate you all

  21. Comment by Hotspur on March 8, 2015 11:39 am

    I always suspected Wiser was a thirteen year old girl.

  22. Comment by scott on March 8, 2015 11:41 am

    Apparently too many of them “rely” on food stamps.

    Not reporting income and abusing the system is more likely.

  23. Comment by scott on March 8, 2015 11:43 am

    They aren’t “relying” on food stamps, but soon they will.

  24. Comment by wiserbud on March 8, 2015 11:45 am

    >>>>Apparently too many of them “rely” on food stamps.

    “Connecticut: Open for Business”

    Btw, I’m never going to Chili’s ever again. Two burgers with fries, and two Presidente margaritas: $47.

    Fuck that shit.

  25. Comment by scott on March 8, 2015 11:48 am

    Add Pepe’s Pizza to your list.

    1 large shrimp pizza
    2 bottles Sam Adams

    $54.00

  26. Comment by wiserbud on March 8, 2015 11:48 am

    Couple of week’s back, we went to the Vietnamese restraint. 5 of us, plus appetizers and a couple of beers for me: $80, including tip.

  27. Comment by wiserbud on March 8, 2015 11:50 am

    >>>$54.00

    Holy shit!

    Yeah, let’s raise the minimum wage on servers.

  28. Comment by scott on March 8, 2015 11:50 am

    Wait…that included tip.
    So $53.00

  29. Comment by wiserbud on March 8, 2015 11:57 am

    Heh heh heh.

    Service was horrible too. I counted 7 empty tables when they seated us at a table that I saw had been empty for at least 20 minutes.

    There were at least 8 families behind us waiting for a table. Hostess just stood there, staring off into space.

    In retrospect, we should have left and gone elsewhere.

    It never used to be that bad, but they’ve changed, man. Nothing’s like it was when I was younger, when we would walk 25 miles to go to the only diner in 3 counties. They would serve an entire head of cabbage to each of us for just 3 ha-pennies each. And all the waiters wore onions on their belts, which was the style at the time…..

  30. Comment by TexasJew on March 8, 2015 11:57 am

    He’s going to have to lay off the fajitas.
    Diabeetus..

  31. Comment by buffalone on March 8, 2015 12:05 pm

    I fed 4 buffalo at Waffle House for $50. If they would get a liquor license I’d never leave.

    The “guy” we had serving us last time had his hair in a bun and was wearing a little eye makeup. This trip “he” was working the grill in full Tammy-Fay face-paint. I commented to Mrs. Buffalone that his mom probably didn’t help him learn to apply rouge.

    “He” also overcooked my eggs.

  32. Comment by Jimbro on March 8, 2015 12:08 pm

    Last time we went to Chili’s for lunch we split an appetizer, lunch meal (some kind of double burger) and had lemonade to drink. I can’t remember the total but it was under $30 with the tip and I didn’t feel like I was in a food coma.

    $54 for shrimp pizza and beers is outrageous.

  33. Comment by xbradtc on March 8, 2015 12:15 pm

    I gave your mom just the tip.

  34. Comment by TexasJew on March 8, 2015 12:16 pm

    Tale of two Capital cities:
    Austin, Texas 1960 when my family moved there:160,000 no suburbs
    Hartford CT 160,000

    Austin 2015 w/suburbs :1.9 million
    Hartford CT : 125,0000

  35. Comment by scott on March 8, 2015 12:17 pm

    I just spread wood ash all over Laura’s garden. It’s dark grey now and melting like a mofo.

    She plants peas on St Patrick’s Day.

  36. Comment by TexasJew on March 8, 2015 12:17 pm

    125,000

    Diabeetus..

  37. Comment by wiserbud on March 8, 2015 12:17 pm

    >>>>Austin 2015 w/suburbs :1.9 million
    Hartford CT : 125,0000

    But does Austin have a gay mayor?

    HAH!

  38. Comment by mare on March 8, 2015 12:18 pm

    Our favorite cheap meal, Pizza Hut large super supreme thin crust pizza, 1 tall beer, 1 wine, $19. Throw in a couple of salads when in the mood $26.

    And pizza left over for lunch.

  39. Comment by Cyn on March 8, 2015 12:28 pm

    Going out for pizza dinner? Luxury. In my day, ketchup on cardboard was pizza dinner.

    /GrampaWiser

  40. Comment by TexasJew on March 8, 2015 12:33 pm

    Houston has a lady mayor who wears lumberjack shirts. Austin is sadly behind in that trend.
    However, the Austin City Council is like Ringling and Bailey’s Clown College, so there’s that..

  41. Comment by scott on March 8, 2015 12:37 pm

    They are building a minor league baseball stadium in downtown Hartford. Two of finalists in the name pool?

    Hartford Honey Badgers
    Hartford Yard Goats

    I am pulling for Yard Goats.

  42. Comment by TexasJew on March 8, 2015 12:43 pm

    Years ago, I pulled a three inch shard of broken glass out of a Pizza Hut pizza.

  43. Comment by scott on March 8, 2015 12:45 pm

    Yard Goats fight song. http://is.gd/R3zruH

  44. Comment by MJ on March 8, 2015 12:46 pm

    The amount of construction in Charlotte is shocking. There must be 2000 or 3000 apartment units being built.

  45. Comment by wiserbud on March 8, 2015 12:49 pm

    The only reason we went to Chili’s is because they fucked up a take-out order about a month ago and I bitchedabout it on Twitter.

    They contacted me and sent me $20 in Chili’s coupons.

    I would complain about last night, but they would probably just send me more coupons and the horrible cycle would continue.

  46. Comment by scott on March 8, 2015 12:50 pm

    The only construction here is Gov’t funded.

  47. Comment by MJ on March 8, 2015 12:57 pm

    Move to FL, TX, or SC.

  48. Comment by TexasJew on March 8, 2015 1:17 pm

    Happy avoiding the Selma thing today.

    Last time I looked it was still 2015.

  49. Comment by wiserbud on March 8, 2015 1:21 pm

    Someone suggested naming them the Hartford 750s in honor of the expected average attendance per game

  50. Comment by scott on March 8, 2015 1:29 pm

    and the price of a beer.

  51. Comment by GuyWithHandInYourPocket on March 8, 2015 1:38 pm

  52. Comment by scott on March 8, 2015 1:53 pm

    Have you cleared the golf course of snow yet?

  53. Comment by GuyWithHandInYourPocket on March 8, 2015 1:55 pm

    Scott – Hell no! We just got 7″ the other day. I’m just happy the temps are above freezing today!

  54. Comment by scott on March 8, 2015 2:37 pm

    We have 50’s in the forecast.

  55. Comment by buffalone on March 8, 2015 2:50 pm

    http://is.gd/SY9fEt

  56. Comment by Roamy on March 8, 2015 3:27 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/p47vwqp

  57. Comment by Cyn on March 8, 2015 3:27 pm

    Heh

  58. Comment by ArtistFormallyKnownAsAirdale on March 8, 2015 3:34 pm

    heh.

  59. Comment by Roamy on March 8, 2015 3:37 pm

    4th grade humor for the win

  60. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 8, 2015 3:37 pm

    We are going here for dinner: http://www.ashokaindiancuisine.com/

    I will be surprised if we exceed $50 unless I go crazy with appetizers.

  61. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 8, 2015 3:44 pm

    I might go crazy with appetizers. The chicken padokas are awesome and I’m supah hungrah

  62. Comment by buffalone on March 8, 2015 4:07 pm

    Good read:

    http://accordingtohoyt.com/2015/03/06/winter-at-valley-forge/

  63. Comment by buffalone on March 8, 2015 4:20 pm

    Even better follow-up:

    http://accordingtohoyt.com/2015/03/07/cake-or-death/

  64. Comment by Colorado Alex on March 8, 2015 4:23 pm

    To hell with Sarah Hoyt. She keeps preaching the mantra of “in the end, we win and they lose.” Sorry sugartits, but in the real world, sometimes the bad guys win. The problem that we have now is that the GOP leadership is willing to lie through their teeth to conservatives in order to get votes. But if we primary one of their members, our guy gets no support, or even hostility from the rest of the GOP. Screw them, and screw her.

  65. Comment by Colorado Alex on March 8, 2015 4:24 pm

    Oh, and Heinlein sucked.

  66. Comment by Jimbro on March 8, 2015 4:45 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/n6splgv

  67. Comment by buffalone on March 8, 2015 4:48 pm

    http://is.gd/xPTYK7

  68. Comment by Cyn on March 8, 2015 4:50 pm

    *thud*

  69. Comment by buffalone on March 8, 2015 4:52 pm

    Oh hey Jimbro, nice one.

    She could be a future BBF girl.

  70. Comment by Jimbro on March 8, 2015 4:58 pm

    Karen Alloy

    She is apparently a you tube comedian. I just watched a video where she reportedly drank her own breast milk after dipping a cookie in it.

  71. Comment by Colorado Alex on March 8, 2015 4:59 pm

    Comment by Jimbro on March 8, 2015 4:45 pm

    http://tinyurl.com/n6splgv

    Cyn?

  72. Comment by Colorado Alex on March 8, 2015 5:00 pm

    Isn’t “youtube” like “social”, in that it negates the word that follows it?

    Social Science
    Social Justice
    Youtube comedienne.

  73. Comment by Colorado Alex on March 8, 2015 5:02 pm

    And I’d rather watch her extract the milk rather than drink it.

  74. Comment by Jimbro on March 8, 2015 5:03 pm

    I think you need to head over to you p0rn for that video

  75. Comment by wiserbud on March 8, 2015 5:16 pm

    What a beautiful spring day!

    Sunny, warm, the sun is still up after 5pm…

    If it weren’t for the 4 feet of snow on the ground……

  76. Comment by wiserbud on March 8, 2015 5:18 pm

    >>>>>I just watched a video where she reportedly drank her own breast milk after dipping a cookie in it.

    Well.

    You ruined that quickly.

  77. Comment by Jimbro on March 8, 2015 5:21 pm

    It was a tasteful Modern Art masterpiece.

  78. Comment by MJ on March 8, 2015 5:34 pm

    Well that was nice Jimbro.

    I’d like to read Marc Antony’s famous soliloquy to her.

  79. Comment by scott on March 8, 2015 5:41 pm

    I just reattached a gutter to the house.

    Fun fun fun

  80. Comment by Cyn on March 8, 2015 5:42 pm

    Like you know how to read.

  81. Comment by Colorado Alex on March 8, 2015 5:44 pm

    He’s trying to figure out a way to sneak her into the tree without the rest of the Keebler Elves finding out about the whole milk and cookies thing she does.

  82. Comment by Jimbro on March 8, 2015 5:45 pm

    He can spell soliloquy, I’ll bet a fiver he can read.

  83. Comment by MJ on March 8, 2015 5:46 pm

    70 degrees today. Kind of nice day to drive around with the windows open and the sunroof cracked.

    All of the asshole drivers were out.

  84. Comment by MJ on March 8, 2015 5:48 pm

    I can’t really read but I can divine your thoughts.

    Jimbro! Quit thinking about what it would feel like to be impaled.

    That’s just gross.

  85. Comment by Jimbro on March 8, 2015 5:57 pm

    http://is.gd/2Tn6fP

  86. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 6:01 pm

    We went to 4 parks before ending up running the dogs on the mesa. Too many people out with their dogs and kids. MaryAnn was drive- by barking at all the sidewalk dogs.

  87. Comment by scott on March 8, 2015 6:15 pm

    http://is.gd/HKL0wV

  88. Comment by MJ on March 8, 2015 6:19 pm

    Weiner dogs rule.

  89. Comment by Cyn on March 8, 2015 6:20 pm

    Pew pew pew!

  90. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 6:23 pm

    Scott that was hilarious.

  91. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 6:25 pm

    MJ, in Great Britain they are called Sausage Dogs.

  92. Comment by scott on March 8, 2015 6:27 pm

    In Canada they are Tube Steak Dogs.

  93. Comment by MJ on March 8, 2015 6:29 pm

    In Australia they are called wallaby dingo mate on the barbie things.

  94. Comment by Cyn on March 8, 2015 6:33 pm

    Glad they’re not Gentleman Sausage Dogs.

    Gross.

  95. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 6:34 pm

    I’ve been calling them gentleman snausages.

  96. Comment by ArtistFormallyKnownAsAirdale on March 8, 2015 6:35 pm

    In the White House, they are called, “Dinner”.

  97. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 6:36 pm

    I need to get video of MA backing out of the kitchen. She’s afraid of her image in the new stove.

  98. Comment by Sean M. on March 8, 2015 6:41 pm

    Greetings, ladies and gentlemen and sausages.

  99. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 6:51 pm

    Hola, Sean.

  100. Comment by ArtistFormallyKnownAsAirdale on March 8, 2015 6:59 pm

    Buenas noches, amante de los perros!

  101. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 7:05 pm

    All this time I thought your name really was MCPO. Next you’ll be telling me that XB’s name isn’t Brad.

  102. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 7:15 pm

    I don’t cook (Shocka) and Dan gets all blah blah blah and a little snarky about cooking ALL the time. Me: What’s for dinna? Dan: What did you prepare? Me: (Oh God not this bitchy stuff again) Let’s get burgers. Fin.

  103. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 7:20 pm

    Good thing the header pic isn’t Miss Israel and Miss Lebanon. Awkward.

  104. Comment by Sean M. on March 8, 2015 7:20 pm

    Next you’ll be telling me that XB’s name isn’t Brad.

    In anticipation of the surgery, he’s going by “Brandi” now.

  105. Comment by scott on March 8, 2015 7:23 pm

    http://is.gd/a1qtzX

  106. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 7:24 pm

    Last time we went out for Messican food: 75$. Dan had the 3 item combo, I had the fajitas. Bar was full, but our server gave us the Happy Hour House Margarita price=2 margs a piece and a post HH Dos Equis Amber. (Dan is always trying to get me to drink water when we go out to save money.)

  107. Comment by Sean M. on March 8, 2015 7:31 pm

    Maybe he just wants you to stay hydrated.

  108. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 7:35 pm

    Sean, we do live in the high desert. That must be it. Nothing to do with him being tight. (3 of our Pre-Cana classes dealt with finances and emotional issues with money. Who knew a Catholic fill in the blank test would be so accurate?)

  109. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 7:37 pm

    BTW Dan did acknowledge that I was kind of crazy, so he essentially lost that out in case of a future annulment.

  110. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 7:41 pm

    I H8 puns. Worst thing about having dachshunds…stoopid puns. Dan: Hey, do you want to Favre a picture of my wiener?

  111. Comment by ArtistFormallyKnownAsAirdale on March 8, 2015 7:44 pm

    A punner would pick a pocket, sir!

  112. Comment by mare on March 8, 2015 7:46 pm

    Is this the place a girl can get a tube of skin filled with meat?

    But I mean that in a nice way.

  113. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 7:51 pm

    GRRRRR

  114. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 7:52 pm

    I know COAlex wants to keep Dan in the event of a divorce, but really!!! Dan: How about tacos for dinner? Me: Sure. I like tacos. Dan: I knew that. Fin.

  115. Comment by Sean M. on March 8, 2015 7:54 pm

    Is this the place a girl can get a tube of skin filled with meat?

    hominahominahomina

  116. Comment by xbradtc on March 8, 2015 8:10 pm

    The nice thing about taking the back road from San Diego to Palm Desert is all the great spots to dispose of the dead hookers.

  117. Comment by Sean M. on March 8, 2015 8:13 pm

    I hear the back road to Rim Country is amazing. That’s what your mom told me, anyway.

  118. Comment by ArtistFormallyKnownAsAirdale on March 8, 2015 8:14 pm

    Sean shots. . . he SCORES!!!

  119. Comment by Cyn on March 8, 2015 8:24 pm

    You have no idea how accurate you are.

  120. Comment by Jimbro on March 8, 2015 8:33 pm

    GrandpaWiser always said to bury ’em deep.

    http://is.gd/b6LmYo

  121. Comment by Sean M. on March 8, 2015 8:43 pm

    Painstaking layers, Cyn. Pains. Taking. Layers.

  122. Comment by Cyn on March 8, 2015 8:48 pm

    *winks and gives you the fingergun*

  123. Comment by Sean M. on March 8, 2015 8:53 pm

    http://is.gd/StrGxA

  124. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 8:57 pm

    Sean FTW

  125. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 8:59 pm

    FB people need to read DiTs link at TBR. His daughter wrote an awesome story and was recognized by the Austin Chronicle. Mebbe someone with skills can link here.

  126. Comment by Sean M. on March 8, 2015 9:01 pm

    That’s something one of my favorite olde-tyme internet comedy writers, Jay Pinkerton, used in this:

    http://www.jaypinkerton.com/blog/archives/000735.html

  127. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 9:08 pm

    Dan DVRd SNL for me. BRB

  128. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 9:11 pm

    Dan wagging Sam’s Club peanuts at me: Want some peanuts?

  129. Comment by scott on March 8, 2015 9:20 pm

    Peanuts are for closers.

  130. Comment by leoncaruthers on March 8, 2015 9:31 pm

    MMM shed-yuled for 516am.

  131. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 9:36 pm

    In Oso/Dan speak tacos and Fish sticks are ghey. Church Lady and South Park. Hot dogs are always ghey.

  132. Comment by buffalone on March 8, 2015 9:38 pm

    WTF is TBR?

  133. Comment by scott on March 8, 2015 9:47 pm

    Taco Bell run.

  134. Comment by scott on March 8, 2015 9:51 pm

    To be rontinued.

  135. Comment by Sean M. on March 8, 2015 9:51 pm

    Tabst Blue Ribbon

  136. Comment by Sean M. on March 8, 2015 9:53 pm

    Tantric butthole relaxation

  137. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 10:03 pm

    Sorry. Private group on FB. Hostages. Dave’s daughter won a writing award and DiT linked it there not here.

  138. Comment by scott on March 8, 2015 10:06 pm

    Well, LA TE DA

    When did Dave get so fancy?

  139. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 10:08 pm

    IKR?

  140. Comment by buffalone on March 8, 2015 10:16 pm

    Thanks Oso.

    *everybody else would see a gif of a middle finger if it was possible to copy and paste on an Apple iPad mini*

  141. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 10:17 pm

    TBOM showed up on FB the other day.

  142. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 10:21 pm

    Dan called his mom and told her we would be by tomorrow to take her to lunch, the bank, and MVD Express. She just called back asking when we’d be there. She got dressed and ready. I am so ready to bypass SIL and just TCOB.

  143. Comment by scott on March 8, 2015 10:24 pm

    Nobody will know what that means,

  144. Comment by Sean M. on March 8, 2015 10:25 pm

    I think we may have reached peak acronym.

  145. Comment by scott on March 8, 2015 10:27 pm

    RPA

  146. Comment by Cyn on March 8, 2015 10:29 pm

    IHNIWAOTM

  147. Comment by Roamy on March 8, 2015 10:30 pm

    I’m really tired of being lousy tech support. Computer is still kaput.

    Also, who turned off the System Restore so I have nothing to go back to?

  148. Comment by TexasJew on March 8, 2015 10:31 pm

    Wow.
    Never paid $75 for two person Mexican food in my life.

  149. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 10:34 pm

    Not seeing any problems here. What am I Oso-translating?

  150. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 10:35 pm

    TJ, it was Gardunos and booze.

  151. Comment by Roamy on March 8, 2015 10:41 pm

    TCOB = ?

  152. Comment by ChrisP on March 8, 2015 10:41 pm

    Roamy,
    My last hack altered the registry so that system restore was unavailable.
    Pissed me off. Machine is still fucked-up.
    I can’t play videos, sound don’t work. Many apps are fucked. It’s nice hardware, but, If I could save mail and documents, I’d be tempted to go to Windows-10.
    Maybe I’ll just go to Costco and get a laptop…

  153. Comment by Sean M. on March 8, 2015 10:41 pm

    Two Person Mexican Food would be an awesome euphemism for some kind of dirty sex.

  154. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 10:43 pm

    Taking Care Of Business. Acronym and earworm.

  155. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 10:47 pm

    Sean, Dan did have the 3 item combo IYKWIMAITTYD. (I have no idea. Funneh)

  156. Comment by Roamy on March 8, 2015 10:50 pm

    ChrisP, mine will boot up, but nothing will run. I open Firefox, it sits there with a blank page for a couple of seconds then closes itself. Same for IE.

  157. Comment by Sean M. on March 8, 2015 10:52 pm

    Did anybody set out to prove to anybody else that Coinstar was so a viable retirement strategy today?

  158. Comment by Roamy on March 8, 2015 10:53 pm

    I finally said screw it and tried to recover from the partition, but that’s not working either. Maybe that’s a three-strikes-you’re-out deal.

    It’s a 6-year-old laptop, so I’m not going to feel too bad about replacing it.

  159. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 10:53 pm

    Presses 1 for English when Roamy speaks.

  160. Comment by Cyn on March 8, 2015 10:57 pm

    *hands Roamy a baseball bat*

    http://youtu.be/eF8c3BjFWsw
    (volume!!11ty!)

  161. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 10:59 pm

    I adore Roamy. I ignore the Braves love she shares with BCoch.

  162. Comment by Roamy on March 8, 2015 11:03 pm

    *hands Roamy a baseball bat*

    “PC Load Letter?!?!?”

    wham wham wham

    Oh, that’s much better, thank you

  163. Comment by Cyn on March 8, 2015 11:04 pm

    Hand-off to Chrispy too.

  164. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 11:04 pm

    I’m going to Louisville. Getting a personalized slugger. OMG y’all

  165. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 11:16 pm

    SiL is insisting on going on any “Money” meetings. Dan and I could GAF. She just doesn’t get that we don’t GAF. If she wants to go, she can take MIL. We’re the same way with my Mom. I’m ready to cut a bitch.

  166. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 11:27 pm

    I don’t care where MiL decides to live. I just want her safe. SiL is trying to go cheap and move her into the hood. I am so fucking pissed right now. Dan is responsible for 90% of the care. SiL and Aunt Jackie can kiss my ass.

  167. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 11:29 pm

    MiL is a chicken freak. I H8 CHKN. Every day off Dan and I have together are spent with MiL. Eating CHKN. Popeye’s, Claim Jumper, Outback, KFC, McDonald’s. All CHKN all the time.

  168. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 11:32 pm

    FACK!!! Dan is friends with familia on FB. He’s asking me questions about my Aunt Cece’s BF and how he’s related to us on FB. Me: He’s my mom’s ex-boyfriends younger brother who is related to the Lucero sisters that married Sheriff Brady. (Why does our tree not branch? Kerrigan’d)

  169. Comment by xbradtc on March 8, 2015 11:39 pm

    Someone let me know when the blog language is set back to English.

  170. Comment by osoloco11 on March 8, 2015 11:40 pm

    My role lately is supporting Dan. I am so ready to tell SiL off. I hope MiL lives long enough to drain all savings from the estate and to give SiL and her loser kids the big FU.

  171. Comment by Sean M. on March 9, 2015 12:34 am

    Someone let me know when the blog language is set back to English.

    Don’t look at me. I just derp here.

  172. Comment by Sean M. on March 9, 2015 3:14 am

    I never used to cry ’cause I was all alone
    For me, myself and I is all I’ve ever known
    I never felt the need to have a derp to hold
    In everything I do I take complete control

  173. Comment by jam2 on March 9, 2015 3:20 am

    31 degrees… supposed to hit 40 something – hopefully this is not just a foul ruse

  174. Comment by jam2 on March 9, 2015 3:22 am

    the rivers are completely iced over – should lead to some impressive ice dams and flooding when it breaks

  175. Comment by jam2 on March 9, 2015 3:24 am

    http://tinyurl.com/newqjfy


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