Scott Walker–A Pictorial Retrospective

 

 

Scott Walker returns from a business trip.

Governor Walker returns from a business trip.

Scott Walker attends the Brewers home opener in 2014.

Governor Walker attends the Brewers home opener in 2014.

Governor Walker saves energy by soul-commuting.

Governor Walker saves energy by soul-commuting.

 

 

Governor Walker in formal dress before the State of the State in Wisconsin, 2012.

Governor Walker in formal dress before the State of the State in Wisconsin, 2012.

Governor Walker on the campaign trail, 2012.

Governor Walker on the campaign trail, 2012.

297 Comments

  1. Do Jeb next, if you can find enough pics of the Pillsbury Dough Boy.

  2. Brilliant.

  3. Before I began my very long day yesterday, I saw a comparison of Scott Walker’s salary versus that University President lady who is encouraging her students to protest.

  4. Now she realizes that those moms are just … I don’t know what. Not very many people around here have a ton of money. That they throw such money at a dress …
    Her best friend – they have serious money troubles, yet they drop that kind of $$ for dresses. Stupid.

    I read somewhere that poorer students often spend more for their proms because they know it’s a last hurrah before they enter the working world.

  5. Let’s be the bad guys.

  6. Let’s go to the judges.

    GER USA RUS JPN UK BRA FRA
    9.8 9.8 9.9 9.8 10 9.7 9.2

  7. Scott Walker promised me succubi if I donated to his campaign, but only if he ascends… I mean wins.

    So, you know, get crackin’, people.

  8. I went to 2 proms, it was just one of those rights of passage things, like senior pictures and homecoming parades and what not.

  9. That sounds classist and possibly racist- as in, a theory written by womyn in gender studies classes.

    Weddings, duh.

  10. I went to 3. She went to a different school and was a year younger than me.

  11. I like Scott Walker because he didn’t go to Harvard.

  12. I worked during HS. Babysitting and at Target. Prom meant more hours and money for me. We weren’t Quincinera Messicans either. My wedding dress was the only dress I ever paid more than $100. $150 OTR. (Off The Rack. Oso translate)

  13. Snowing again.

    I’m done with it. Done.

    *moves to Colombia*

  14. I like Scott Walker because the MFM is afraid of him. And he dropped out of college just before graduation. That REALLY pisses people off.

  15. Laters. If I can get ready in 5 I get a breakfast burrito before work. (Not a euphemism)

  16. He’s a quitter.

    Unelectable.

  17. The Kardashians, especially the mother, are a plague upon the earth.

    Absolutely horrible, shallow, degenerate, messed up people.

    I kind of like the UKDailyMail but they have at least one Kardashian story every fricken day.

  18. He’s calm and genuine.

    People respond to those qualities.

  19. (Not a euphemism)

    —–

    *snicker*

  20. Well, I fuxxored that. Not sure what I did wrong. Oh well.

  21. hahaha….I love it when Hotspur drinks in the morning.

  22. Just click on the word – daughter. And shut it, Mare.

  23. The kardashians set the standard today, Mare.

  24. Are we to infer that because Bruce Jenner wants to be a chick the old lady that pimps her daughters–whatever her name is–was pegging him?

    Yes.

  25. They broke up. My bet is that she wouldn’t peg him.

  26. I have a hard time with Rippetoe because he gets things wrong-he can’t advocate his strength training w/o attacking other methods. Which he gets wrong. The crossfit hate is distracting. He clearly has a little chip on his shoulder about things.

    Crossfit does EXACTLY what he suggests regarding strength training. Exactly. The OTHER stuff they do is cardio. Which I understand he doesn’t give a shit about, but whateve

    http://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2015/02/25/a-very-simple-mathematical-truth-for-successful-strength-training/?singlepage=true

  27. I’m not goggling the meaning of “peg”.

  28. The fat assed skank of a daughter somehow, someway marries the world’s biggest asshole.

    The whole spectacle makes me want to puke….like I did after accidentally seeing up Hotspur’s kilt.

  29. I have a gross story I’m not sure I should share.

  30. I’m not goggling the meaning of “peg”.

    ——

    hahahaha…Carin was reading my mind.

  31. Pegging is when a chick has relations with a man via a wearable plastic phallus.

    This comment was brought to you by Leon Speak™.

  32. Does pegging mean sexual intercourse?

  33. There are a few women at the gym who are stronger than me – who, can, for most lifts, lift a ton more.

    Are they in better shape? Well, according to Rippetoe they are. By his metric. But they simply are not. In every cardio metric, including lifting lower weights for longer periods of time – which would imitate manual labor such as digging , etc … I would kick their ass.

  34. OH, thanks, I think, MJ.

  35. Is there a metric for complaining?

  36. Pegging is when a chick has relations with a man via a wearable plastic phallus.

    ——

    Alrightly then, I’m just going to curl up in a ball and rock back and forth.

  37. Rippetoe’s only metric is strength. It has the advantage of being a pure and arbitrary metric, but the disadvantage of ignoring general physical preparedness (GPP).

    He’d not see the merit in farmer’s walks, for instance, or yoked walks, and he’s a fool to ignore it. CrossFit’s error is to put GPP ahead of well-designed programmatic strength training. He does have a point in terms of prioritization, however. Training for a lot of strength gets you a fair bit of GPP by default, without training for it in particular, and the increases in strength are readily measurable. The converse isn’t true, though. Training for GPP will only get you a moderate amount of absolute strength, generally.

    Also CrossFit is a cult.

  38. It is a curiosity of literary history that the first time Scott Walker appeared in print was in the works of H P Lovecraft, decades before he was born. Also, his first pet was named Nyarathotep.

  39. How does crossfit put GPP ahead of strenght? Every workout has first a strength component, and the a GPP.

    Yesterday was back squats -then a row/ light front squat, toes to bar workout (200 meter row, 8 front squats, 12 toes to bar, every three min for 15 min).

  40. The cult thing is just a bonus.

  41. The Clinton Foundation accepted millions of dollars from seven foreign governments during Hillary Rodham Clinton’s tenure as secretary of state, including one donation that violated its ethics agreement with the Obama administration, foundation officials disclosed Wednesday.

    Nauseating. Incredible. And this nation will likely elect this withered cunt.

  42. It values GPP ahead of absolute strength (“Fran time!”). The order of the workouts is incidental to resource depletion rather than priority.

  43. I need to figure out how to home school college:

    http://www.popecenter.org/commentaries/article.html?id=3083

  44. No they won’t.

    Dude only has a few years left to go to pound town. If she wins, he gets no vag.

    Bill will cock block her.

  45. I can’t speak to other crossfit places, but everyone where I work out is primarily about weight. We have a leaderboard for max weight, and while people do like to see if they’ve improved their fran time, that definitely takes backseat to weight.

    In addition, lost in that is the truth that your strength directly affects those “timed” workouts.

    My fran sucks because I can’t lift the weight as easily. Some of those big workouts involve cleans, etc. Well, if you max clean is 140, a 110 clean is pretty simply and you can knock it out.

    INHERENT in the GPP workouts is strength. I can’t even RX for many of those things.

  46. As I said, some of the women who lift more than me walk around like they own the world.

  47. Dude only has a few years left to go to pound town. If she wins, he gets no vag.

    Viagratm is about to decide the fate of the nation.

  48. Interesting notion if too cynical, Sir Muppet. However, I’m sure the First Rapist and Cankles have a modus vivendi. They certainly had one while he was dictator-for-eight-years. No, Bill wants more access to power just like the Heroine of Tuzla does, and neither will let either’s prurient requirements stop them.

  49. Rip was in deep with CrossFit for awhile with Glassman himself, and apparently what you’re describing wasn’t how they were doing things at that time. His criticism was likely crystalized then, and maybe the org has responded to that wisely.

  50. I have a hard time with Rippetoe because he gets things wrong-he can’t advocate his strength training w/o attacking other methods. Which he gets wrong. The crossfit hate is distracting. He clearly has a little chip on his shoulder about things.

    I figure in another six months he’ll publish an article about how you can cure AIDS by squatting heavy.

  51. I figure in another six months he’ll publish an article about how you can cure AIDS by squatting heavy.

    Only if you’re also taking anabolic steroids.

    They literally do cure AIDS for a lot of people. You’re still HIV+, but they can improve immune function dramatically.

  52. The anabolics, not the squats.

    Squats only cure asslessness.

  53. Jesus!!!!!!!

  54. Embalming fluid cures every ailment. I haven’t come down with anything since 1950.

  55. A U.S. State Department official was jailed Tuesday on a charge of soliciting a minor.

    Daniel Rosen was arrested at his home in Washington, D.C., about noon Tuesday and was in custody at the D.C. jail Tuesday night, said Fairfax County, Virginia, Police Department spokeswoman Lucy Caldwell.

    So how long will I have to wait until the press goes into hysterics about a culture of sexual predation in the Democrat party? Remember Mark Foley…

    Oh, wait.

  56. GO, I was already seeing comments about “It wasn’t a real teenager he was chatting with”. WTF? That is how a sting operation works. The magical D after a name. What can’t it do?

  57. Apple is preparing to release non-white faces in its line-up of the cartoon faces [emoji] used to liven up text and email messages, news reports said…

    But by Tuesday, the technology giant was facing criticism that the vibrant shade of yellow chosen for the Asian faces was actually bordering on racist.

    “Are we really that yellow?” wrote social media user on Weibo, China’s version of Twitter.

    *bangs head against coffin lid*

    BTW, how will a tranny emoji look?

  58. The red chile was fairly warm today. Mmm…burritos.

  59. Don’t you hate it when you plug in a USB 2.0 device to a 3.0 driver, and backwards compatibility doesn’t recognize the older technology, forcing you to use a older device to connect to the vSphere client?

    amirite?

  60. I watched The 100 this morning. Yeah, the kiss was annoying.

  61. Don’t you hate it when you plug in a USB 2.0 device to a 3.0 driver, and backwards compatibility doesn’t recognize the older technology, forcing you to use a older device to connect to the vSphere client?
    amirite?

    I blame global warming.

  62. Every damn time, Jay.

  63. Just read a pithy line over at protein wisdom about how Licorice Dick doesn’t much care for the West.
    It is as if Rome had declared Hannibal its emperor.

  64. Yeah, may as well appoint me head of the DNC.

  65. So Jihadi John has been identified as a British-born Muslim with a degree in computer programming. Robert Stacy McCain:
    Basically, Emwazi was suspected of terrorist sympathies as early as 2009. Contrary to anything claimed by the idiot Marie Harf, Emwazi’s grievance (like the grievances of jihadis in general) has nothing to do with economics and everything to do with Islam and hatred of the West.

    I’ll bet he got his degree in INTERCAL.

  66. Also CrossFit is a cult.

    Rippetoe doesn’t seem much better, based on the comments every time Glenn Reynolds posts one of his articles.

  67. He isn’t. Part of him ripping on crossfit is feeding his followers.

  68. But Carin needs to be reminded every time we discuss it.

    It’s a thing.

  69. Just noticed Microsoft will give you 100gb of storage free for two years if you sign up for bing rewards. Offer ends 2/28

  70. While I mourn my lack of work this week, I’m looking at computer stuff. Anyone here use password managers? I like open source Keepass and KeepassX.

  71. I have a .txt file with just passwords. No link to what they’re for.

  72. I like last pass online, and Password Safe locally

  73. I’ve also recently installed GPG encryption on my box for encrypting files and e-mail, but for mail you need your counterparty to install it too. Sigh.

  74. The .txt file, I should note, is only passwords to things that you’d be able to access only after logging into 2 separate outer layers.

    Those passwords are in my head and helped by my RSA token.

  75. I strongly suspect Leon uses steganography to encode secret messages inside MMM JPEG files.

  76. I don’t, actually.

    But I could.

  77. WTF is everyone talking about?

  78. It’s a sausage fest, Mare. That accounts for the abstruseness.

  79. If I wanted intellectual conversation, I’d go to VOX. I come here for sexual confusion.

  80. MJ and Hotspur were here earlier. They’ll be back.

  81. ghetto bar = euphamism

    right leon?

  82. I’ve got your sexual confusion right here:

    http://www.wesleyan.edu/reslife/housing/program/open_house.htm

  83. Companion piece:

  84. No. It’s a bar in the ghetto between Ann Arbor and Ypsilanti.

  85. BS, I don’t see a dungeon, or abandoned well in that house.

  86. Ah, excellent, let’s put them all in one place…

  87. Dinner ideas. Go.

  88. Not fish. That’s tomorrow.

  89. My daughter never paid more than $40 for a dress, for school dances. She borrowed a couple of times too.
    Except for her prom dress. That was several hundred dollars, which an unexpected windfall – a scholarship check for her college credit classes – paid for it. And then her team went as a group. Boys and girls. They went out to a restaurant after – no drinking/no sex.

    She didn’t have an 8th grade graduation but she did need a dress for Confirmation. It was white with a black floral pattern on it. Something like this:

    http://tinyurl.com/mdwvwxk

    Except the band was smaller, higher, and black.

  90. (LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM)

    Who in the world can remember that crap?

    And as an aside, I have no idea what most of those initials mean.

  91. See…confusion.

  92. Carbonara.

  93. Clinton Foundation – money and favor laundering

    The mafia wishes they could be so open with theirs.

  94. The Clinton Foundation accepted millions of dollars from seven foreign governments during Hillary Rodham Clinton’s tenure as secretary of state, including one donation that violated its ethics agreement with the Obama administration, foundation officials disclosed Wednesday.

    According to my dad, when it’s a democrat, ‘everybody does it, beasn’.

    A republican shifts his feet in a restroom stall, ‘OFF WITH HIS F*CKING SICK PERVERTED HEAD’.

    Clenis molests several women, not only is it ‘every politician does it’ but also, ‘you can’t judge a man by his proclivities, beasn’.

  95. ‘you can’t judge a man by his proclivities, beasn’.

    Yes you absolutely can.

  96. I really like baked chicken fajitas. It can be served in a tortilla or over lettuce/cabbage or rice to stretch it out.

    Fast and simple.

    http://tinyurl.com/nmxpd6t

  97. Yes you absolutely can.

    ——

    YES!

  98. Boiled chicken.

  99. Toast, plain.

  100. *looks in freezer*

    Beef. You should have beef.

  101. Fish sticks

  102. I like this comment on that article, Carin:

    “every little job she had was due to big Clinton connections, ie: hedge fund. Other than that all she was, was a professional student who had no clue what to do…why do u think Bill made a call to NBC, trying to get her a job? We all saw how bad she was..she is horrifying in media, whiney, arrogant, and continually spouting out the same scripted words in a horrid, grating tone. 1000s of others could have done her degrees if they had her money and”

  103. and….(I think the woman meant to add “connections” but it got cut off)

  104. Chelsea Clinton is so smart she skipped the third grade.

    And she hasn’t gotten where she is through nepotism although she went to Oxford and serves on the Clinton Foundation.

    Hahahahahahahahahaha.

  105. I’m sure she’s a nice smart woman but to think she climbed the ladders everyone else did is kind of like believing I gave Sheryl Anderson just the tip.

  106. Chelsea Clinton got her real dad’s looks. Fugly.

  107. Poor Chelsea’s face… an unfortunate amalgamation of Bill and Hillary. Not her fault, just unfortunate combo of genes.

  108. ‘you can’t judge a man by his proclivities, beasn’.
    .
    Yes you absolutely can.

    Call my dad and try to argue that with him as it relates to anything a democrat does. You’ll know you won when he hangs up on you. Though, he will be thinking you’re an asshole and a racist.

  109. Mare, it’s more like an amalgamation of Webb and Hillary.

  110. I don’t appreciate men with beady eyes. Bill Clinton is a beady eyed creep/rapist/liar/cheater.

    http://tinyurl.com/kplzh2f

    He also has an Irish bulbous nose. And I come from a family of Irish noses.

  111. hahahaha…Maybe, Beasnsnsns

  112. Though, he will be thinking you’re an asshole and a racist.

    He won’t be the first.

  113. He won’t be the first.

    —–

    Or the last. Wait until Hillary is President and the term sexist is wielded more than racist was.

  114. I don’t see what anyone sees in Clenis. Seriously, who can look at his bulbous nose, beady eyes, and pasty white thighs and think, HAWT!?

  115. Same with Hillary. Who can look at her vicious face, fat ass, horrible record, and cankles and think, competent?

  116. They see the Bill Clinton of 1991. Who was decent looking, and charming and could be funny.

  117. They see the Bill Clinton of 1991. Who was decent looking, and charming and could be funny.

    —-

    Never to me. He always gave off that creepy vibe. And I linked on old photo around the 90’s actually.

    Smarmy and charming are NOT the same thing.

  118. I didn’t think he was hawt in 1991 either.

  119. Maybe women have a better “meter” about those things because they have to?

  120. He always gave off that creepy vibe.

    Yep. And when he and Hillary were together, the feeling got slimier.

  121. Hillary’s looks have softened a bit with age, but still screams ‘bitch hag’.

  122. *ahem*

    It’s Thorsday.

  123. Hillary’s looks have softened a bit with age, but still screams ‘bitch hag’.

    —–

    HA! Yes.

    The only thing attractive about Bill MIGHT be he has a full head of hair. That’s kind of nice.

  124. Yes….http://tinyurl.com/n2dggc4

  125. People were swooning for Obama, literally fainting, so there is no accounting for taste.

  126. Chelsea’s not bad looking but you have to remember that she has every advantage that money can buy. ANything that can be done to improve her appearance is at her disposal.

    ANd that article made me laugh so hard I think I tinkled a little.

  127. I found a chicken with broccoli slaw thing that looks intersting.

  128. Nice clam dip you have here.

  129. Nice clam dip you have here.

    —–

    hahahaa….It took me a minute.

    STFU

  130. I find simplicity is the key note to elegance:

    http://tinyurl.com/kfm8qrw

  131. I’ll just leave this here for you.

    http://is.gd/UMsNqi

  132. People were swooning for Obama, literally fainting, so there is no accounting for taste.

    That is totally perplexing to me. Barry always looked like a petulant demon child – not as sophisticated and ‘charming’ as Clenis. *throws up a little*

  133. mmmm snickers

  134. How’s lunch, MJ?

    http://youtu.be/_hZNh8-Pu-0

  135. ^^
    Um, maybe turn down the volume iffin you don’t work from home, but isn’t that everything here at H2?

  136. This faggotry has got to stop.

  137. You know that it just kills the Progs that Jenna Bush has excelled at NBC and Chelsea sucked wind.

  138. So Tourette’s Guy has only had experience with women who have bolt-ons?

  139. This faggotry has got to stop.

    The faggotry won’t stop until The Collapse, my friend.

    And apparently that comes even after the zombies.

  140. Zombies killed it.

  141. Comment by Car in on February 26, 2015 12:22 pm

    I’ve got your sexual confusion right here:

    Open House is a very pretty asylum for crackpots who will never make it out in the real world.

  142. This IS the best post I ever see’d. Go Job MJ!!1

  143. Comment by mare on February 26, 2015 12:34 pm

    (LGBTTQQFAGPBDSM)

    Who in the world can remember that crap?

    And as an aside, I have no idea what most of those initials mean.
    =======
    You’re not supposed to know what they mean. If you don’t know the rules, you can always be penalized for breaking them. You racist/sexist you.

  144. http://i.imgur.com/OxbhKY0.jpg

  145. Jeebus: just got another call from a company that was working with some other firm who’s wanting to serve me with papers; they wanted to know if I going to be home at a certain time on a certain date. When I got this call the first time a few weeks back, I did call the firm that’s supposedly wanting to arrange for this service and they wanted my SSN and DOB to pull up the case. BWAHAHAHAHA!

    You Guys: never volunteer to be present at a particular date/time for service of anything ever. Let the serving entity bear every single cost attempt to serve you; fuck ’em.

    And we need to warn our beloved elders about this particularly nefarious bullshit scheme; the threat of a law suit is scary enough to get most people to reveal just about anything.

    /law bitch hat off, drinking hellyeah hat back on

  146. And now, back to the arts:

  147. Also, it’s been nice playing wit you guys on our formerly free internets.

  148. hehe, dat funneh!

  149. I’m going to miss free speech.

  150. Print this now so you’ll have it when we must resist:

    http://www.instructables.com/id/Handheld-EMP-device/

  151. When I had season tickets for the Whalers, they would often have pee wee hockey between periods. It was always a hoot.

  152. At this rate, I expect that the IRS will announce a crackdown on tax-exempt charities by the end of TFG’s term. If you don’t toe the progressive line, you’re done for.

  153. Only certain tax exempt charities, CoLex. I have a sneaking suspicion the Clinton Global Fund won’t face much scrutiny.

  154. This was a between-game dealie too, Scott, according to the comments associated with the GIF pic.

  155. Anyway…

  156. Yeah, that was a lot of players for one hockey team, unless they were going by weight.

  157. Gonna be hot in Tampa this weekend. I feel bad for me.

  158. Gonna be hot here, too. Might be above 0 two days in a row!

  159. After 75 years, Selina Kyle is finally coming out of the closet.

    In the latest issue of the DC Entertainment’s Catwoman comic book series — No. 39, released this week — Kyle kisses another woman, ending decades of fan rumors and speculation by stating canonically that the character is, in fact, bisexual.

    Writer Genevieve Valentine, who took over the series in October, wrote on her blog that establishing Selina Kyle as “canon bisexual” was an “indispensable” beat she had always intended to hit in the series.

    But where is the canon bisexual male character, DC? Why are you so binormatively androphobic?!?

  160. I’m going to miss free speech.

    Yes, and missing it will be a thoughtcrime. Big Brother is watching you.

  161. But where is the canon bisexual male character, DC? Why are you so binormatively androphobic?!?

    Because male homosexuality is still icky to most progressives, but bisexual girls fit into the male fantasy of a threesome.

  162. 1.You have to have bisexual characters because celebrate Diversity!
    2. Diversity is good to understand other cultures and groups.
    3. I can’t relate to non-Diverse characters!

    If you can’t relate to cisheteronormative white male characters, why is it bad that I can’t relate to pansexual otherkin characters of color?

  163. Mare, you better have a look at this.

  164. What’s left of the combic book audience will cheer, I’m sure.

    DC can cater to the SJWhiner crowd and the young males too stupid to see that two girls making out is 99.99999% likely to mean that you get nada.

  165. Are you all looking forward to new federal Internet taxes imposed by regulatory fiat, as well as a new mess of regs likely to resemble the FCC’s defunct “equal time rule?” Good times ahead.

  166. Ha!

    http://i.imgur.com/nLnvHDQ.jpg

  167. Meanwhile, for the most part, Marvel keeps tossing red meat to young white male audiences, and making literally billions of dollars off their movie franchises.

  168. http://is.gd/lQ7H2k

  169. XBrad, Girl Thor. She spouts feminazi jazz while fighting strawmen quips from Real Thor’s enemies.

  170. “for the most part…”

  171. Sorry, not jazz, jive.

  172. First Catwoman and now this

    http://is.gd/QxbS1z

  173. people still read comic books?

    There like $5 a pop and they’re like 6 pages long.

    What kid can afford that?

    Seriously, if you are still reading comics, you’re doing it wrong.

  174. Wiser, any news on the broadcast front?

  175. Jimmy Olsen.
    Masculine.

  176. Wiser, any news on the broadcast front?

    Yeah. I lose.

    He will get his friends on and I will have to interview them.

  177. it sure was fun having an audience for a while, though.

  178. Ugh. What hold does that guy have over the station?

  179. What guy?

  180. Sample interview question: “So, have you stopped beating your wife?”

  181. Time to start the call-in campaign asking them questions that make them look stupid.

  182. “Is it true that you’ve had multiple complaints filed with the BBB for shorting customers?”

  183. Ugh. What hold does that guy have over the station?

    “he promotes the station everywhere he goes and he does bring prospective business to us. One of your advertisers probably owuldn’t be here if not for Tom.”

    As I’m thinking to my self “Yeah, and meanwhile, he wants me to help him put together his media resume so he can apply for a job at the big talk station in the state and Sirius. Yeah, that guy is totally loyal to this place….”

    My idea is to invite some of these guys on and have him interview them. Have him do it during “his” segment (where this fucking guy got the idea that he “owned” a segment of the show, I’ll never know.)

  184. Wiser: “I’m sorry, I mean, this is what the audience wants to know, I can’t control who calls in. We’ll try to screen better.”

  185. Wiser: “I’m sorry, I mean, this is what the audience wants to know, I can’t control who calls in. We’ll try to screen better.”

    Maybe I’ll unban Ferris when they’re on.

  186. “When did you stop sending the appraisers at the bank season tickets to the Seawolves?”

  187. As he’s talking to them, I’ll do everything I can do not to yawn….

  188. We could go the other route and call in over-the-top enthusiastic and begging him to get his own show at like, 2pm.

  189. Supposed to be 9 below tonight.

  190. Extra blanket for the skinny horse, then.

  191. So you may remember that a few years back, I jumped ugly on our newly elected Governor at a town hall meeting over his proposal to allow the children of illegal immigrants to pay in-state rates to attend the state’s colleges.

    Of course, with this state being controlled by far-left scumbags, that proposal sailed through the legislature.

    But it’s never enough. Now, the fucking illegal fucks are demanding access to the state financial aid program and getting support from the fucking scumbags in the state Capitol.

    To say that I am furiously enraged by this would be a major understatement….

  192. I think the new FCC rules require people like wiser to ensure a diverse point of view on radio. In practice this mean he gives up his spot to an American-in-waiting, and Tom gets his own show.

  193. >>>>>
    We could go the other route and call in over-the-top enthusiastic and begging him to get his own show at like, 2pm.

    Oh, he doesn’t have time to do his own show……

    I am not having a good day….

  194. That is objectively false if he has time to mess with yours. Any idiot could see that, maybe even him.

  195. What Leon said.

  196. Tireless self-promoters self-promote tirelessly.

    Gotta be a way for you to get more advertisers. If the station gets comfortable maybe then they’ll be more critical about content?? Obviously I am ignorant about how things really work there.

  197. >>>>That is objectively false if he has time to mess with yours. Any idiot could see that, maybe even him.

    He’s tried to whine at me about how much time it takes him to prepare for his segment (he cuts stories out of the local paper and reads them.)

    I basically told him that I don’t want to hear it. Takes 8-10 hours a week of research for me.

    SM asked me why he keeps showing up if he has no time. I just shrug. I know why, but it’s a silly discussion.

  198. >>>>Gotta be a way for you to get more advertisers.

    5000 watt am station. Not exactly a huge footprint. I try. Hell, only reason my company advertises is so I can do the show. We’ve not received a single call.

  199. *sends wiser a shot of Bulleit’s bourbon*

  200. Well, then you’ll just have to learn to share. Remember, sharing is caring.

    Yeah, I did a clinical rotation at a daycare today.

    *runs away in serpentine fashion*

  201. How many times did you use alcohol based hand sanitizer?

    Round to the nearest 25.

  202. And by “use” he means “drink”.

  203. http://is.gd/3oQUKv

  204. http://is.gd/5xHHC1

  205. That last one is good enough to be an IB post.

  206. My fav Scott Walker Story: During the Scattering, Scott Walker was thrown to the Civilised World of Nuceria, far from Terra. He plummeted into the icy mountains of that planet, and not long after a slaver found him, and a scene of carnage. Surrounding the wounded young Governor were the corpses of numerous Canadians. Imperial scholars would later theorise that they were Islamists who had foreseen the great bloodshed that Scott Walker would cause and had tried unsuccessfully to stop him. After being enslaved and nursed back to health, Scott Walker was brought to the planet’s capital called Ma’Dison. There, he was modified with the psycho-surgery known as the Butcher’s Nails and forced into the techno-gladiatorial arenas, where he proved to be undefeatable and a fan-favorite. Several times he tried to lead his fellow gladiators in revolt, and each time failed. Yet once, he succeeded and after butchering his way through the crowd he led his rag-tag army into the mountains of the planet, where he lived for several years. The civilized cities sent armies to destroy Scott Walker, but they were all obliterated. Nonetheless, the issue was never in doubt. His forces had little to eat in the barren mountains, and were exhausted from the constant battling.

    His fate seemed sealed when seven well equipped armies surrounded Walker and his starving forces. Just as the battle was about to begin, the Emperor of Mankind’s Fleet arrived in orbit over the planet. The Emperor teleported directly to Scott Walker’s point of deployment with a few trusted Republican Consultants. The Emperor promised Scott a legion made in his image, limitless power, and life-times spent perfecting the Art of Conquest. But, to his surprise, Scott Walker refused. He chose instead to die amongst his comrades while fighting his oppressors. Reluctantly, the Emperor returned to his flagship above. Yet just as the battle was about to begin, the Emperor teleported Scott against his will back up to the fleet. He could only watch in anguish as those he regarded as his brothers and comrades were quickly annihilated and forced back into union contracts.
    Scott Walker was eventually taken to the fleet of the XII Republicans, the War Hounds. Teleported to the War Hounds flagship, Scott initially refused to have anything to do with Republicans, and when several Captains tried to talk to him, he brutally killed them, as they had been ordered by the Emperor to not raise a hand against Scott. Eventually, Captain Khârn (In his Reiece Priebus manifestation) of the 8th Assault Company managed to form a rapport with Scott, talking about the rituals of Scott Walker’s gladiators and the traditions of the War Hounds. Now convinced of their worthiness, Scott took full control over his legion, which he renamed the World Eaters, saying they would form new traditions together. During the course of the Great Crusade, he reaped many victories, although some criticized the extreme and bloodthirsty tactics he used to ensure the destruction of his opponents.

  207. A shit-ton of hand sanitizer, man. I love that those little automatic no-touch purell foam dispensers are everywhere now.

    One of my classmates got sneezed on, straight in the face, at her daycare today. She freaked out. She said that all the kids at her facility were very noserunny and juicy.

    In a couple weeks we’re rotating over to geri. So basically, they expose us to the germ-demons, let us incubate their virospawn for two weeks, then turn us loose on the old people. Awesome.

  208. >>>>>In a couple weeks we’re rotating over to geri. So basically, they expose us to the germ-demons, let us incubate their virospawn for two weeks, then turn us loose on the old people. Awesome.

    Lookit you, talking all nurse-like an’ shit

  209. Doesn’t the Hump provide you with immunity against mortal ailments? I thought you could only be wounded by silver or blood magick.

  210. Rashad will play Georgina Howe, the head of the FBI’s Civil Rights Division and a “savvy Washington player” experienced in DC’s bare-knuckle brawling after a career spent overcoming discrimination based on her race and sexual orientation.

    You. have. got. to. be. fucking. kidding.

  211. My fav Scott Walker Story: During the Scattering, Scott Walker was thrown to the Civilised World of Nuceria, far from Terra. He plummeted into the icy mountains of that planet, and not long after a slaver found him, and a scene of carnage. Surrounding the wounded young Governor were the corpses of numerous Canadians. Imperial scholars would later theorise that they were Islamists who had foreseen the great bloodshed that Scott Walker would cause and had tried unsuccessfully to stop him. After being enslaved and nursed back to health, Scott Walker was brought to the planet’s capital called Ma’Dison. There, he was modified with the psycho-surgery known as the Butcher’s Nails and forced into the techno-gladiatorial arenas, where he proved to be undefeatable and a fan-favorite. Several times he tried to lead his fellow gladiators in revolt, and each time failed. Yet once, he succeeded and after butchering his way through the crowd he led his rag-tag army into the mountains of the planet, where he lived for several years. The civilized cities sent armies to destroy Scott Walker, but they were all obliterated. Nonetheless, the issue was never in doubt. His forces had little to eat in the barren mountains, and were exhausted from the constant battling.
    His fate seemed sealed when seven well equipped armies surrounded Walker and his starving forces. Just as the battle was about to begin, the Emperor of Mankind’s Fleet arrived in orbit over the planet. The Emperor teleported directly to Scott Walker’s point of deployment with a few trusted Republican Consultants. The Emperor promised Scott a legion made in his image, limitless power, and life-times spent perfecting the Art of Conquest. But, to his surprise, Scott Walker refused. He chose instead to die amongst his comrades while fighting his oppressors. Reluctantly, the Emperor returned to his flagship above. Yet just as the battle was about to begin, the Emperor teleported Scott against his will back up to the fleet. He could only watch in anguish as those he regarded as his brothers and comrades were quickly annihilated and forced back into union contracts.
    Scott Walker was eventually taken to the fleet of the XII Republicans, the War Hounds. Teleported to the War Hounds flagship, Scott initially refused to have anything to do with Republicans, and when several Captains tried to talk to him, he brutally killed them, as they had been ordered by the Emperor to not raise a hand against Scott. Eventually, Captain Khârn (In his Reiece Priebus manifestation) of the 8th Assault Company managed to form a rapport with Scott, talking about the rituals of Scott Walker’s gladiators and the traditions of the War Hounds. Now convinced of their worthiness, Scott took full control over his legion, which he renamed the World Eaters, saying they would form new traditions together. During the course of the Great Crusade, he reaped many victories, although some criticized the extreme and bloodthirsty tactics he used to ensure the destruction of his opponents.

    Edgar Rice Burroughs is a scam.

  212. Hotspur will be thrilled.

  213. My fav Scott Walker Story: During the Scattering, Scott Walker was thrown to the Civilised World of Nuceria, far from Terra. He plummeted into the icy mountains of that planet, and not long after a slaver found him, and a scene of carnage. Surrounding the wounded young Governor were the corpses of numerous Canadians. Imperial scholars would later theorise that they were Islamists who had foreseen the great bloodshed that Scott Walker would cause and had tried unsuccessfully to stop him. After being enslaved and nursed back to health, Scott Walker was brought to the planet’s capital called Ma’Dison. There, he was modified with the psycho-surgery known as the Butcher’s Nails and forced into the techno-gladiatorial arenas, where he proved to be undefeatable and a fan-favorite. Several times he tried to lead his fellow gladiators in revolt, and each time failed. Yet once, he succeeded and after butchering his way through the crowd he led his rag-tag army into the mountains of the planet, where he lived for several years. The civilized cities sent armies to destroy Scott Walker, but they were all obliterated. Nonetheless, the issue was never in doubt. His forces had little to eat in the barren mountains, and were exhausted from the constant battling.

    His fate seemed sealed when seven well equipped armies surrounded Walker and his starving forces. Just as the battle was about to begin, the Emperor of Mankind’s Fleet arrived in orbit over the planet. The Emperor teleported directly to Scott Walker’s point of deployment with a few trusted Republican Consultants. The Emperor promised Scott a legion made in his image, limitless power, and life-times spent perfecting the Art of Conquest. But, to his surprise, Scott Walker refused. He chose instead to die amongst his comrades while fighting his oppressors. Reluctantly, the Emperor returned to his flagship above. Yet just as the battle was about to begin, the Emperor teleported Scott against his will back up to the fleet. He could only watch in anguish as those he regarded as his brothers and comrades were quickly annihilated and forced back into union contracts.
    Scott Walker was eventually taken to the fleet of the XII Republicans, the War Hounds. Teleported to the War Hounds flagship, Scott initially refused to have anything to do with Republicans, and when several Captains tried to talk to him, he brutally killed them, as they had been ordered by the Emperor to not raise a hand against Scott. Eventually, Captain Khârn (In his Reiece Priebus manifestation) of the 8th Assault Company managed to form a rapport with Scott, talking about the rituals of Scott Walker’s gladiators and the traditions of the War Hounds. Now convinced of their worthiness, Scott took full control over his legion, which he renamed the World Eaters, saying they would form new traditions together. During the course of the Great Crusade, he reaped many victories, although some criticized the extreme and bloodthirsty tactics he used to ensure the destruction of his opponents.

    ——————————————–

    Where do the gay pirates factor in to this story?

  214. If she ends up in a wheelchair in the first episode I’m gonna call BS and say someone is trolling the left.

  215. Did anybody get tired of anybody else criticizing all of the proposed acronyms for their cabal of supervillains without contributing any suggestions of their own today?

  216. All I’m saying is that L.A.T.Ex is a horrible name for a group of supervillans based out of San Francisco.

  217. Doesn’t the Hump provide you with immunity against mortal ailments?

    Immunity for me, yeah, but I’m still a carrier. Feel really badly about it, too. Fortunately the hump seems to only be able to communicate diseases to raccoons, armadillos, and certain species of porpoises.

  218. Setting up a gardening pod today. After 15 minutes of hearing “Hose Holder” I finally dropped a “Your Mom” on my boss. I shocked him.

  219. Keeps costs down.

  220. Immunity for me, yeah, but I’m still a carrier. Feel really badly about it, too. Fortunately the hump seems to only be able to communicate diseases to raccoons, armadillos, and certain species of porpoises.

    Like the hump has medicinal porpoises?

  221. Armadillos suck

    http://tinyurl.com/on83vp4

  222. and certain species of porpoises.

    Sandy, Flipper’s in trouble!

  223. All I’m saying is that L.A.T.Ex is a horrible name for a group of supervillans based out of San Francisco.

    They were an unsuccessful splinter group that broke away from C.H.A.P.S.

  224. http://i.imgur.com/nhFlCHM.jpg

  225. Posting your baby pics of Throwback Thursday, Cyn?

  226. HA! That hadn’t even occurred to me.

    And well done, http://i.imgur.com/zzSDo.gif, this late in the month too!

  227. That was the Hand of Destiny touching the Young Lion of Ambition standing firmly on the level Table of Prudence.

  228. Or just some kitten picture.

  229. Does anybody else see those fucking insufferable Cox commercials singing about food, glorious food, and how that’s what the kids are going to make with Gigabit? JTFC, those make me want aim a 12 ga. at my tv.

  230. I should go back to looking at kittens now.

  231. How’s all my Apple fanbois doin’ today?

    http://www.southwhidbeyrecord.com/news/293919741.html

  232. Mr Orwell smokes a lot of pot.

  233. Hey, it’s the one thing you can smoke with impunity these days.

  234. Germ demons will be my new name for the rug rats. They are so gross.

  235. Be wary of self-driving Apple cars…

  236. I saw Germ Demons open for Whitesnake in 1989.

  237. http://tinyurl.com/qc65nmo

  238. OMG y’all…Dan is looking over our cable and phone bills and is getting ready to cut me off! Antenna, Netflix, and either Hulu or Roku. Changing from Verizon to Sprint. No more MLB network for me. $200 a month in savings. Killing me.

  239. Oso, to be fair, you root for the Rangers. They should have a warning label saying “CAUTION: May contain baseball-like substances” on their unis

  240. I like the Angels, too! The Reds are my team! I keep telling Dan we need to see how TFGs FCC Net Neutrality grab works out before we go all crazy.

  241. Does anybody else see those fucking insufferable Cox Charter Spectrum commercials with the head-jerking and dancing ….those make me want aim a 12 ga. at my tv.

    FIFM. The redhead bobs like a cockatiel, which is annoying enough with the TV muted.

  242. Oso – Do you think it will be cheaper?

  243. I think it will be cheaper than what we have, but we will be paying more for less if we cut back. Right now we have enhanced sports package with movie channels, high speed internet, wifi, and phone for $159 a month. In August, it jumps to $202. Our iphones are $300 a month, unlimited data, combined. Verizon no longer has unlimited data. Sprint doesn’t have the coverage that Verizon does. Dan is a hermit. I’m not ready to go off grid. stay tuned….

  244. Annoying ads killed it.

  245. Ok, Weirdpress is playing tricks on me.

  246. ~waves at snowed in Roamy~

  247. snowed in Roamy

    No shit, 9″. Most I’ve ever seen here, and I’ve lived here 26 years.

  248. Roamy’s never seen more than 9″. Poor gal. Talk to Cyn.

  249. LOL, I said, “here”. Saw 18″ in Augusta. (make of that what you will)

  250. CoAlex forgot the “I’ll be here all week. Try the veal”

  251. The veal sucks. But be sure to tip your waitress. I gave her my tip earlier and let me tell you she works hard for the money.

  252. I feel sorry for the Science Olympiad coaches. Regionals are this Saturday, so the school cancellations are stressing them plus a goofball on the high school team quit today.

  253. Hahahahaha, just the tip.

  254. Hahaha

  255. Our temps just dropped precipitously.

    I had to close the window.

  256. We’re getting snow all around us. Dan is calling the kid on the street “Honey Boo Boo”. (Fat Messican kid talking about playing in the snow)

  257. Have you guys noticed that white weather chicks are getting to wear hats and gloves in front of a green screen, but minority reporters are still being sent out on remotes? Is that just a NM thing?

  258. G’night. Miracle doggeh is demanding family bed time.

  259. picked up a trip to San Diego for tomorrow.

    Hello California!

  260. San Diego is the best!

  261. Bad timing, Phat. You shoulda picked one up for Mar 7.

  262. Xbrad, my schedule for March is nothing but a lot of time in Anchorage.

    San Diego should be nice.

  263. Be sure to hit Shakespeare’s and have a Guinness in Lex’s mug.

  264. And you should reach out to Mr. Chumpo, see if he can make it tomorrow. He’s a hoot.

  265. Just don’t let any Klownifornia cooties rub off on you, phat. It’s insane out here and potentially contagious.

  266. Random Comment of the Night:

    If Jeb Bush ends up being the GOP nominee I won’t be able to kill myself fast enough. Every picture I see of him makes me want to vomit blood.

    My respect for his father is about 90%…great person, incredible war hero, great family man, poor politician but I think he’s a credit to the right.

    My respect for his brother is 60%…good person, good war President, decent politician, terrible conservative, did as much harm to the right as good but whatever.

    Jeb seems like an entitled prep-school doughy douchebag prick who has a lot of pink shirts. As a doughy douchebag prick myself I find him offensive for some reason.

    The second I see him on TV I turn the channel and think “shut the fuck up you dick”.

    I never thought I would say this but I can’t take anymore bush.

  267. Ain’t nuttin’ goin on but the bomb-ass derp song
    Hittin’ all night long
    Just like me on the black and white ivory
    Gettin’ six on artillery, you don’t want to see a G
    Break yo’ ass like dishes
    Buster-ass tricks, sleep with the fishes
    Runnin’ from Lennox, up at Venice
    They wanna have me in stripes, like Dennis the Menace

  268. guy who starts argumeSQUIRREL!!

    -Nailed it.

  269. Jeb isn’t quite as punchable as Richard Trumka, but he’s close.

  270. How DC insiders can think electing a third Bush should have their head examined. Despite what everyone says – that HE’s the one who should have been elected all along, etc, bla bla bla ..

    OH WELL TOUGH SHIT. Two strikes you’re out. Fool me once …

    Sorry, we’re not a plutocracy. And it’s time we started going after the donors who are making all this bullshit possible.

  271. -18 here

  272. Lazy hostages this morning.

  273. Boobs will be of the late morning variety.

  274. They could be frozen.

  275. Hard as tits.

  276. I was just thinking “I hope MJ remembered”.

    Bravo!

  277. http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/02/150226110454.htm

    Aren’t all the teachers liberal female Democrats?

  278. Hmmmm Penelope ordered something from Amazon. It was shipped via FedEx “Smartpost”. According to the tracking info, they shipped it from Phoenix, to Albuquerque (at which time it went right past my house) on to Denver, and then transferred it to the USPS in Denver to mail it to her. Phoenix is about 200 miles closer. Why not mail it from there?

  279. Those pictures are awesome. I would love to serve as one of his minions.

    Where the hell did you find the second one?

  280. How is it possible to grade the math tests differently? In math, the answer is either right or wrong.

  281. Everything goes to a hub, pepe. Seems strange, but that’s how Fedex delivers, and their model is copied by the other shipping companies.

  282. If I were to use FedEx to overnight a letter to my neighbor on a Friday, it goes to Tennessee and back.

  283. Aren’t all the teachers liberal female Democrats?

    Most of my science and math teachers were male. I can only think of two women, and one of those was a geometry teacher who had a girlfriend and segregated the room by sex.

  284. -14 this morning.

    But at least it’s sunny!

  285. Come to think of it, mine were all male, too. Except for the calculus TA in college.

  286. Well look at all the shiny eyed morning people.

    *pulls down the black out shade*

    Whats it like living ~three hours in the future?

  287. Pretty cool, Chumpo. I already checked like 3 things off my checklist.

  288. I checked your mom off my checklist.

  289. Our hostile customer is turning everything to feces at work.

  290. Where are the bewbz?

    The site has a distinct lack of bewbage…frakking “net neutrality” man.

  291. I was restoring some inboxes on my computer, and came across the emails from the hellbitch of four years ago, who practically put me in the nut house.

    Man, those were hard times.

  292. You shouldn’t talk about Mare like that Spur. You two gave it a whirl, it didn’t work.

    turn the page.

  293. Boobs posted


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