No it’s not

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  1. Coffee made. Going to go do some intervals at the gym in a bit.

  2. 1F here, but 15mph winds all day, so -18.

  3. Either I’m having tinnitus or somewhere nearby a machine is cranking out some faint bass.

  4. it’s not me

  5. That’s the sound of your kidneys crying.

  6. So, this fucking asshole was on a no-fly list for a while. I guess once he became a muslim he decided to start acting like one, and turn to screwing people in business deals to complete the package.

    http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2015/02/23/cat-stevens-lawsuit/23914049/

  7. So, we’re in the H2 minimalist phase?

  8. wakey wakey

  9. Apparently I’m alone in not being blown away by Lady Gaga’s performance.

    I mean it was fine, but not terribly remarkable. I mean, “She can SING” is the news? She is a singer. It’s sad that a singer being able to sing is actually remarkable, although i understand the sentiment (so many “singers” can’t).

    But as for her voice – it was fine and nice, but I found the whole thing boring. She certainly didn’t match Julie Andrew’s voice.

  10. It’s not tinnitus. Gotta be one of the fridges or the furnace.

  11. Didn’t hear it while I was gone at all. Can’t be the sump pump, there’s nothing to pump. Furnace blower is my best guess.

  12. you’re not the only one that isn’t giving glowing reviews, Car in:

    http://twitchy.com/2015/02/23/lady-gaga-thanks-glenn-beck-for-humbling-review-haters-shocked/

  13. did oso make bail?

    http://tinyurl.com/pws4buk

  14. hi Cyn.

    you’re looking a little pensive today.

  15. OMG! Local news lady took a wet towel outside.

    It froze solid!!!!!!!

    It’s 2 degrees and the towel is still stiff as a board.

    Updates to follow.

  16. If you put Gaga up against “straight singers” – pure voice, no theatrics, just interpretation of the song, etc …

    Nice voice, but …?

    THIS is a voice:

  17. “Diana Damrau as Queen of the Night”

    i’d hit it

  18. If you put Gaga up against “straight singers”

    To do so is transphobic, hater.

  19. Well, Hotspur?

  20. Welp, let’s get this day started! Oh, can’t go outside because all the roads have an inch of ice?

    http://tinyurl.com/l4ldqmb

  21. I can’t go outside because it’s freakin freezing.

  22. I wish it were HHD.

    Sigh.

    One. More. Day.

  23. My North Carolina co-workers were working from home today. They got 2″ of snow.

    I laughed and told them that’s not even enough to shovel.

  24. they don’t like it when you make fun of them for their little snows.

  25. Snow wouldn’t be so bad but we had sleety rain, it froze, it’s still frozen and this is Texas…not really equipped for the slide show that develops as a result.

    I’m with Carin, HHD would be nice.
    Hope this helps, Carin:

    http://tinyurl.com/ojwtyev

    or this

    http://tinyurl.com/p88ugvx

    Nice lips.

  26. VERY nice, Mare.

  27. I seriously laughed out loud:

    http://moonbattery.com/?p=55457

  28. BWS: Brian Williams Syndrome. It’s contagious and spreading.

    Secretary of Veterans Affairs Robert McDonald falsely claimed that he served in a military special forces unit, he admitted to the Huffington Post.

    When a homeless veteran told McDonald in a conversation captured by CBS that he had served in special forces, the head of the VA replied that he had, too. The conversation aired during a CBS News story chronicling how the agency is working to house homeless veterans.

  29. Reminds me of the days in the trenches at Verdun, huh GO?

  30. Laura’s Monday classes were canceled 4-5 weeks in a row.

    The next big storm heading our way? Looks like Monday.

  31. Sorry, Mare. Didn’t get to watch it last night. Will do tonight. Then I’ll give my full and unbiased report.

    BTW, have I ever told you guys the story of how I singlehandedly rescued the crew of the Pueblo?

  32. Now you’re just being silly. You know Brian Dennehy was along on that mission.

  33. http://is.gd/6Fbq1e

  34. This one made me laugh (obviously an ISU site):

    http://www.widerightnattylite.com/2015/2/23/8091823/animals-that-remind-us-of-big-12-coaches

  35. I’m going from 48 in htown flying to Indy where it is 7….I don’t have clothes for tbis

  36. Supposed to hit negative 5 while I’m there. Ugh

  37. Ugh, that’s awful, stay warm! And HI!

  38. Thanks! And Hi!!!

  39. To be fair, almost NO ONE can sing “Queen of the Night” – it’s a coloratura role, and most opera singers think they’re supposed to have a vibrato you can drive a truck through.

    Plus, that particular song goes to places even the best lyrical sopranos can’t go (I think there’s a high “C” or two in there…..)

    We saw Lady Gaga on SNL, and I was mightily impressed with her musical talent; gotta admit that I always suspected that the Gaga persona was more of a “character” than anything else – I bet she can go to the grocery store as Ms. Germanotta and no one looks twice at her.

    Lord knows she was a chameleon when she hosted SNL – blended right into whatever skit she was in and seemed comfortable in every one of them.

  40. *tackehugs sohos*

    So good to see you!!!!!

  41. -5°? Bullcrap. James Hansen at NASA has adjusted that temperature to 65° above. Because data cannot hold Science hostage.

  42. Apparently I’m alone in not being blown away by Lady Gaga’s performance.

    You must have missed my comments. I didn’t think she was bad but she can never be Julie Andrews. She doesn’t have the range.

  43. I view Lady Gaga as a performer who has a schtick. I’m hoping she is aware that she has a shelf life and is socking her money away. I have more respect for doing her flavor of the week thing than Madonna who is clinging on to her idea that she’s still a serious artist.

  44. Singers, for me, need to be captivating. They are either captivating due to their incredible God Given instrument, or their inherent musicality/expression.

    Gaga is fine, but her singing alone doesn’t really rise to the level for me. And her songs don’t interest me either.

    She was fine, but I simply wasn’t blown away. She can reinvent herself all she wants, but I’ll let you know when she does something that interests me.

  45. And if she wants to go the more traditional mode, that’s who I’m going to compare her to. Her performance could have been bested by any number of opera /Broadway stars.

  46. Didn’t watch any Oscar stuff. Who was the designated victim/hero group this year? Blacks? Gays? Tuckers?

  47. I just applied for 4 jobs at Ford. We’ll see what comes of it.

  48. Leon, if you’re going to work at Ford’s, you need to start calling it Ford’s.

  49. Ford’s Theatre? You’re gonna be an actor?

    Are they doing Lord of the Rings, or Wizard of Oz?

  50. I thought that was a Downriver white-trashism, HS.

    Who was the designated victim/hero group this year? Blacks? Gays? Tuckers?

    Crippled English lotharios who Fucking Love Science.

  51. Jay, the other Ford. I’m really just in it for the employee discount on a truck.

  52. Nope, Leon. It’s Ford’s.

    Because we’re all personal friend of the Ford family, and it’s their shop.

    duh.

    Now I gotta go to Meijer’s …

  53. Meijer’s Thrifty Acres?

  54. …can’t wait for the Polish names to start.

    …waits for the Z key to start sticking

  55. Mare, your moonbat story has me snickering like Muttley.

  56. I shared it on facedouche. Mare, if you really exist, you may friend me.

    *sets trap*

  57. DON’T DO IT, MARE!

  58. I don’t have a facecock account.

  59. Ok, this was an interesting article.

    http://aeon.co/magazine/technology/on-the-high-seas-of-the-hidden-internet/

    Basically it covers the Silk Road website (used for selling all sorts of illegal stuff) and how the founder went from Libertarian idealist to hiring Hell’s Angels to murder a man.

  60. My older brother worked for Ford Aerospace back in the Star Wars days. I was able to buy a Ford Escort at dealer cost to drive for all of med school and some of residency.

  61. Or I do but have long since forgotten my username and password. Although I do remember it was under SOS Cat.

  62. I think your username was Rosetta’s Bitch. You probably got notified that they no longer allow those kind of usernames. They have to be a real name.

    I can’t recall your password. Probably had something to do with salt.

  63. how the founder went from Libertarian idealist to hiring Hell’s Angels to murder a man

    “The George Orwell Story”

  64. I saw Rosetta’s Bitch open for Nine Inch Nails in 1998.

  65. “The George Orwell Story”

    *gazes into the middle distance*

  66. Mare, left….Hotspurt, right:

    http://tinyurl.com/nkbvlln

  67. I saw that yesterday, Jimbro, I think it’s pretty cool and would love to know how/why it was made.

  68. I don’t know why you came with that, mare. Hotspur seems to be 100% correct here.

  69. Hotspur <3s Mare.

  70. Ditto, Brother.

  71. So, we’re in the H2 minimalist phase?

    Y.

  72. Gas station sushi, hahahahahaha

  73. I agree with this: http://www.dailydot.com/opinion/department-homeland-security-shutdown/

    It makes it hard to feel enthused about work.

  74. Gas station sushi, hahahahahaha

    Ha ha!

    Add to that, “Eating the stuff in the tupperware container in the back of the fridge”

  75. Octopus leaps out of the water, catches crab

    Coool.

  76. Point 5 is utter trash, however, but that’s because ICE is bound up by Licorice Dick.

  77. And we should be doing something about cyber terrorism, but DHS isn’t the only way to do that.

  78. More singers doing “covers” for Car in (pretty darn funny):

    http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/christina-aguilera-britney-spears-impression/

  79. Mooooom, Jay is linking nightmare fuel!

  80. Top Gun Name Generator

    Spad. I like it.

  81. hahahaha

    Say hello to:

    Vlad

  82. Seriously, you may call me that iffen you want to.

  83. Lt. Commander Vlad.

  84. How many times do I have to say I will not do this, James?

    http://tinyurl.com/lpwmsyl

  85. I could play that game.

  86. That’s a much better video than the one about your mom catching crabs.

  87. That whole article was trash.

    It repeats the canard about black men in prison.

    It repeats the BS about EVIL COP MILITARIZATION!!!eleventy!!!

    FEMA has its problems, but much of the real problem is that state and local officials have abdicated their responsibilities.

    As Leon said, point 5 is utter trash.

    Oh, and it cites the SPLC, a domestic hate group.

  88. I dunno, I had a lot of fun giving your mom crabs.

  89. My Top Gun name is “Buzz Kill”

  90. COAlex, 1, 2, 6, and 7 are enough.

    The agencies that got wrapped into DHS worked better before they were part of DHS. All we did was wrap them in a big budget vehicle and add a layer of well-paid bureaucracy at the top of them.

    Unwind the department and put Cyber under the FBI.

  91. SPLC, hisssssssss

    BURN IT!

  92. They are evil, I know, but if someone says the sun rises in the East, it doesn’t matter who says it.

  93. 6, and 7 are bullshit and contradict each other and everything else this moron wants. Dismantle surveillance of the border and increase immigration and there’s no way you can deal with the internal threat. Hell, 1 is only half decent, because he tries to make it into some racial grievance BS. And I’m guessing this subhuman twit has never read the PATRIOT Act.

    About the only argument that holds any weight in that article is 2, that the DHS is expensive and beauracratic. Heck, for that reason alone I support getting rid of it.

  94. If the SPLC tried to tell me that the sun rises in the East, I’d check my watch and buy a compass just to make sure.

  95. 6) should worry you. We have a federal agency that believes it has mandate to spy on our citizens without probable cause.

  96. I kinda want to hear what naughty things Cyn has been whispering to Siri.

  97. What – Me Worry?!?
    Oh; neat:
    http://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/2wzmmr/everything_youve_ever_said_to_siricortana_has/

    ——–

    HAHAHA

    I don’t know how to use my SIRI. See, being stupid pays off sometimes.

  98. Oh; neat:

    Huh. I never would have thought of that.

    Looks like there is a link in the comments to play your own Google voice commands back to you also. Nice.

    *sets phone on fire*

  99. Looks like there is a link in the comments to play your own Google voice commands back to you also. Nice.

    Yes; that too.

    *loads phone into potato cannon*

  100. After listening to a few of my voice commands, I am even more convinced that my diction needs work.

    I said “diction” not “dick shun”, you fucking stupid piece of shit phone!!1!

  101. I’m pretty sure Cyn isn’t one to shun a dick.

  102. *makes sweet, sweet love to phone*

    (Without siri or the recording device on)

    (Cyn, how do I make sure I did that right?)

  103. Dick Shun, hell of a guy. Makes a mean Mai Tai.

  104. Has mare been “afternoon” drinking?

  105. Only if she started early.

  106. So are y’all gonna go out and buy that Amazon Fire TV that listens to you in your house as you choose a channel, have sex, or yell at your spouse? Or criticize Licorice Dick?

  107. Nope. I made sure to get a dumb TV. Nobody listening and it’s $50 less.

  108. *makes sweet, sweet love to phone*
    (Without siri or the recording device on)
    (Cyn, how do I make sure I did that right?)

    Just make sure it’s on vibrate.

  109. GO, you invented that shit didn’t you?

  110. http://is.gd/WJiaNB

    Xbrad is Australian? Who knew?

  111. *looks in blog’s fridge*

    *dry heaves in blog’s sink*

  112. Lt Longdong? WTF? I’m changing my name.

  113. I got Phantom this time

  114. Cyn, Chris Hemsworth will be hosting SNL on 3/7. Zac Brown Band is musical guest. Who cares if SNL sucks…Thor!

  115. Nothing is worth SNL.

  116. Chris is. If I was a SNL writer, he’d be shirtless in every skit.

  117. If you were an SNL writer the show would be funny.

  118. That seems exploitive and objectifying.

  119. Chris is.

    Yes.

  120. That seems exploitive and objectifying.

    Yes.

  121. Ace just caught up to me on TV. I’m so proud of him.

  122. Does he realize that by giving up pr0n and tv he’s basically becoming what the hardcore religious types have already been since, like, forever?

  123. I get to see Wheel and Jeopardy on television while I’m making/eating dinner.

    Other than that, I haven’t watched TV in years.

    I watch a lot of programs, but I watch them on my laptop.

  124. programs

  125. I was down to Flash, Arrow, and Walking Dead. Sounds like I might be down to just Flash and Arrow now, maybe just Flash.

  126. Arrow sort of nakedly (pun!) panders to a female audience, so I find it less watchable. Also the fight scenes are retarded.

  127. No Justified?

    you’re missing out.

  128. I watch about 6-7 hours a week. Usually a show in the morning while I’m doing other things like getting ready for work.

  129. The only thing I miss about cable is Fox News and the occasional college sports event. Certainly, not worth the money we save.

  130. I can’t stand Flash. It’s too silly, IMHO. I still like Arrow, but I do have to turn my brain off during the fight scenes.

  131. Eh, I have a crush on Danielle Panabaker.

  132. *contemplates the high likelihood that TV writers will insert gay love couples as major characters in Justified and Flash*

  133. I will eventually watch Justified. I watched the first season and liked it, just sort of lost track after that.

  134. So far my quibble with Flash on SJW stuff has been minimal. Arrow has had wall-to-wall lipstick bisexual chicks.

  135. Danielle Panabaker has a recurring role in a later season of Justified, Leon.

    Just sayin’.

  136. You… bastard…

  137. hehehehe, way to reel him in!

  138. Arrow has had wall-to-wall lipstick bisexual chicks.

    ???

    There was Sara, but that’s all that I can remember. And at least her relationship fit into the storyline. Sin just seemed more a lost puppy than in love.

  139. I think Sin was supposed to be the actual gay girl that hung onto Sara. R’as Al’ghul’s daughter was the other one I was thinking of. The “wall-to-wall” comment might be over the top, but Sara being bi was a critical plot element to bringing The Island (drink!) back to the fore.

  140. Just saying. Show only has a couple dozen recurring characters, and 3 of them were gay/bi women for awhile there.

  141. Gay tv blog.

  142. Better than most 1-hour shows.

  143. Lead comment on the BDN’s story about Obama’s veto of the pipeline:

    “They better call it the Keystone XLGBT pipeline bill next time. Then he won’t dare veto it.”

    Worth stealing

  144. ^Brilliant.^

  145. I think all the gay vampire talk broke the blog.

  146. http://is.gd/5kttZ5

  147. Just presented a $150k addition above a 3-1/2 car garage. They want to start right away. Ummmm… People, the ground is frozen, and your job involves moving the front wall out four feet.

    “Oh.”

  148. Left, Hotspur not watching stupid Black Sails…Right, mare:

    http://tinyurl.com/qzketcv

  149. Scott is NOT one to waste time:

    http://tinyurl.com/n43qs7r

  150. Ima watch it when I get home. I’m at the ghetto bar celebrating.

  151. That would work with a good exhaust fan.

  152. Looks like the Receiving restroom at Target. The event grill would get moved around as Target kept taking pallet and steel locations away from us. At Sam’s, our grill is kept in the “Boneyard”. (Fenced in area by Tire and Battery where our grid and steel is kept)

  153. It was 17 degrees when I started the steaks yesterday, 13 when I finished.

    That might have been a record for me.

  154. That would work with a good exhaust fan.

    —–

    That is exactly what my husband said.

    He hates wasting time.

  155. That room could use a good exhaust fan anyway,.

  156. Oh, and congrats on the job, Hotspur.

    I’ll have a chardonnay (in a carafe).

  157. Billy, get mare over there a carafe of chard, on me.

  158. Red, no hitting on mare. She’s married!

  159. Yeah, I’m thinking that the bathroom isn’t the ideal place to slow cook things.

  160. It is if you’ve been eating a lot of cheese.

  161. TMI

  162. * invents 1/2 car *

  163. Oso, why the hell weren’t you at TITS? You of all people, were close enough to drive.

  164. Hoppers got her.

  165. Did anybody realize that the “autographed first edition” of the Bible that anybody else sold them might not be the genuine article today?

  166. I will never forget Tushar doing a faceplant in the middle of the street, and nobody got it in a photo. He didn’t hurt himself, so we can laugh about it.

  167. Oso had something really important to do, and then didn’t do it.

    She probably just doesn’t like you.

  168. :(

  169. Oso doesn’t like anyone but Cyn and Dan.

  170. Putting Hostages before family from here on out. My new mantra. (Scarlett O’Hara turnip clutching moment)

  171. I really like the cartoon haircut on the chick from Big Hero 6 in Cyn’s post.

  172. Oso doesn’t like anyone but Cyn and Dan.

    —–

    And her pup pups.

  173. I only like Benny. I tolerate you people.

  174. That’s my pet name for Tito’s.

  175. I’m still pissed that I fucked up my TO request. My family was coming here, so I only took off game day. I work at 5am on Sundays. When my cousins bailed because of “Sick Kids” and family stuff, we were stuck with enhanced football tickets and no way for me to fly to PHX and be back at work by 5AM. Family stuff turned out to be Reality TV worthy. (Rewind to convo with CoAlex and Jewstin about drugs, children, CYS, and kids)

  176. CoAlex is awesome. Great ideas about pop culture and the conservative message.

  177. CoAlex is probably better to listen to on pop culture than I am.

    I’m just a cranky old man. Ignore my paranoid ranting.

  178. Pup pups on ice.

  179. When did you meet ColoradoAlex, Oso?

  180. Augh!!!! Just booked my Nashville trip only to find out the Salcido family reunion is the same weekend. Grrr.

  181. I was in Colorado Springs last April.

  182. (Scarlett O’Hara turnip clutching moment)

    That was no turnip.

  183. I’ll never go hungry again! As God is my witness!!!

  184. Did anybody realize that the “autographed first edition” of the Bible that anybody else sold them might not be the genuine article today?
    No, but I swear this Koran was signed personally by Johnny Muhammad.

  185. I am seriously going to cut a bitch.

    I am this >< close to quitting my radio show, thanks to that asshole Hill.

    He is driving me fucking insane.

  186. Wiser, don’t do it! Don’t let that ass ruin your dream.

  187. *tiptoes up to wiser*

    Um, since I haven’t listened that often and when I have you seem to be professional on air, so what does the real estate mogul do to drive you to fruit salad?

  188. *sends wiser cup of herbal tea and speed bag*

  189. George, if you listen to five minutes with Hill on the air, you’ll understand.

  190. I thought I had, but he didn’t seem all that annoying. Maybe I’ll download the last show and inspect it. Perhaps I’m just inured to stupidity. After all I live in Klownifornia.

  191. Limerock.

  192. Wiser handles him as well as he’s able, but the dimwittedness has a way of breaking through.

  193. so what does the real estate mogul do to drive you to fruit salad?

    He begs me to invite his friends on the air for interviews so he can capitalize on that.

    I’ve told him repeatedly that I am not doing the Tom Hill show and I would be happy to invite them on if they had something to talk about other than the same old boring shit he used to do.

    We have had this conversation numerous times, with the end result being “No. I will not invite someone one to talk about brown field remediation for a half hour. It’s boring and it’s not what my show is about. Key words… “My. Show.”

    I get a text from him tonight, begging me again to have the same fucking boring people on.

    I reply: “If they have something newsworthy to discuss, they are more than welcome.”

    “His response: “They are always news worthy.”

    So I’m going to lay it on the line with the station manager. Gonna tell him taht I’m done with being nice to Hill.

    Might cost me my show. Might not. I don;t give a fuck at this point.

  194. Most of the time real estate people are windbags.

    *wonders if any hostages are realtors*

  195. Ask Tom if any of them have been to the space station.

  196. *reads wiser’s comment*

    If your manager has brains, he’ll want to keep boring people off the air. If your manager is getting any ad revenue from Hill, all bets are off.

  197. Stand your ground. If WATR wanted the Tom Hill show, they could still have it.

  198. people at the station hate him, but he supposedly does “a lot of great things for them.”

    I don;t see it.

    But the station may be in a position to choose between him and me.

    I think they’ll choose me, but I can’t guarantee that.

    But… fuck it. I’m fucking done with his bullshit.

  199. I saw Brown Field Remediation open for Bronski Beat in 1985. I fell asleep.

  200. Ask Tom if any of them have been to the space station.

    heh heh heh….

  201. So Hill thinks your station is his personal ad agency.

  202. I think wiser is ready to send some of Hill’s friends past the ISS all the way to the moon.

  203. meanwhile, he sends me texts asking me the status of the prospect he sent me.. bugs Ben all the time about advertising… He acts as if he’s our boss.

    He says repeatedly “I have 27 years in this business…”

    I haven’t said it yet, but I want to respond “Yeah, and you couldn’t even hold onto a two-hour talk show on a Saturday on a 500 watt AM station… some career.”

  204. So Hill thinks your station is his personal ad agency.

    purty much

  205. 5000 watt….

  206. Fuck him.

  207. Fuck him.

    yeah, that’s pretty much where I’m at at this point

  208. might cost me the show though.

    but seriously, at this point, I don’t care.

  209. Fuck him.

  210. Can I say I find his little personal promotions annoying? You pay him X for some sort of advice, and if you hire him for more he’ll credit you. Very nickel-and-dimey.

  211. Can I say I find his little personal promotions annoying? You pay him X for some sort of advice, and if you hire him for more he’ll credit you. Very nickel-and-dimey.

    cringe-worthy.

    he’s a slimy, self-promoting, desperate attention-whore.

    drives me fucking crazy every time he does it.

    Ben and I smirk at each other every time he opens his mouth.

    But the push-push-push to get his friends on to help promote his business needs has gotten to be too much.

  212. High Noon. Showdown in Little Tokyo. Mexican Standoff. Go get him.

  213. It also pisses me off that he’s sucking all of the enjoyment out of this for me.

    I was at the station, board-opping for a basketball game. I was a few minutes away from doing the half-time news report and I got his text.

    I was livid. I was just about to get on the air and this fucking asshole pissed me off with his constant nagging, begging bullshit.

    Sucked all of the fun out of the moment.

  214. It’s not like I’m making any money doing this.

    So if this fucktard is gonna piss me off, why should I bother?

  215. Because this is the one bright spot in your TFG America. Living the dream. Johnny Fever. You found your joy. Don’t let this douche bag ruin it for you.

  216. If you change one mind…reach one person…it matters…you matter. Don’t let this fuck ruin it.

  217. Yeah, you get fan mail.

  218. Because this is the one bright spot in your TFG America.

    And Hill’s fucking ruining it with his bullshit.

    That’s why I’m gpoing to tell the station manager first. Prepare him and let him make the final decision.

    But I’m going to do whatever I can to get him off my show. Even if it means giving up my show.

    I’d still have a place there, filling in for the midday guy occasionnally and board-opping.

    The fun part will be seeing him campaign to get the show back, only to quit again because he doesn’t have time for it.

  219. We love you and we support you. WOLVERINES!!!! (Red Dawn. Totes not Michigan)

  220. We love you and we support you.

    I know and thanks for your support.

    I really love doing the show and I really am going to hate putting that on the line, but I am truly fed up with his crap.

  221. BOOGER!!!!

  222. Scott Walker Prayers up!

  223. BOOGER!!!!

    heh heh heh…

    yeah… I’ll always have that…..

  224. Hang in there, babe.

  225. *Snaps Wiser on the ass with a towel* Go get ’em champ!

  226. almost looking forward to the fight.

  227. Wiser, email me the next time he’s on air and I promise to call in with a bullwhip question.

  228. Can MJ make Hill a hemlock martini?

  229. Wiser, email me the next time he’s on air and I promise to call in with a bullwhip question.

    Well, that would solve the problem pretty quickly….

    Can MJ make Hill a hemlock martini?

    The douch Hill has been pushing for a third hour of the show. He wants to make it a wine hour. He wants me to find a sponsor.

    I keep telling him that a) I don’t want to do a wine hour and b) why is it my job to make that happen? and c) fuck you you fucking asshole.

    (well, not C as much as I would like)

    I tell him “If you think people would listen to an entire hour about wine, you get the advertisers and propose it. I am not interested.”

    But he keeps bringing it up every couple of weeks.

  230. The douch Hill has been pushing for a third hour of the show. He wants to make it a wine hour. >>

  231. Fucking iOS 8.

  232. The douch Hill has been pushing for a third hour of the show. He wants to make it a wine whine hour.

  233. Dude, wine and painting hour. It really is a thing.

  234. The world is full of assholes Wiser. Sometimes you have to work with them, and sometimes you have to move on. Perhaps with your experience and ratings you can move somewhere else and get paid for it.

    Just a thought, it beats assholes, or makes working with them more tolerable.

  235. Dude, wine and painting hour. It really is a thing.

    painting? On radio?

  236. Not on WATR it isn’t. Not if you want to keep anyone listening. Now a wine and painting hour where you actually drink wine and ignore the bad painting, maybe.

  237. Dude, wine and painting hour. It really is a thing.

    The only reason he wants to do a wine show is to get free wine.

    He’s the biggest fucking shnorrer I’ve ever met.

  238. Perhaps with your experience and ratings you can move somewhere else and get paid for it.

    I will use this as a jumping-off point, but it’s a tough biz.

    I was just hoping to enjoy this for a while.

    Probably too much to ask from life, I guess.

  239. My non sequitur life. Rocketboy says he has figured out Calc 3 but not how to text to girls (must have pissed someone off). Can’t decide if I should poat now at XBrad’s about Chinese rockets or go to sleep and poat in the morning. 3″ of snow predicted for tomorrow, school and work already closed. I’m making French toast tomorrow, fuck the carbs and the gluten.

  240. WTF? A gas explosion, eh?

  241. WTF? A gas explosion, eh?

    Yeah…. a gas explosion

    <….>

    <..<

  242. fuck you too, wordpress

  243. Imagine a palette…sips wine…go to the upper corner of your canvas….sips wine….

  244. Good luck, Wiser. Hopefully it will go your way. If not, a vote of confidence that Hill will beat those drunk driving/stalking/child molestation charges might help. A Hostage with Photoshop skills may come in handy as well. :)

  245. We used to have art classes that were purely audio. It was a test on listening. No wine. Happy trees.

  246. Wow. Turns out a friend of a friend was one of the people critically injured in the explosion.

  247. Roamie,

    If you’re anywhere on the ‘Indian scale’, go post at Xbrads.

    Actually, go post there regardless. That blog needs a dose of estrogen.

  248. That blog needs a dose of estrogen.

    There’s nothing stopping YOU from posting there anytime, Sugartits.

  249. If not, a vote of confidence that Hill will beat those drunk driving/stalking/child molestation charges might help. A Hostage with Photoshop skills may come in handy as well. :)

    It’s amazing the power that a single e-mail carries with the management of a radio station…

    *cough

  250. FUCK!!! I always kind of liked Parks and Rec. Ron Swanson!!!! Their big get for the series finale Fucking DR Jill Biden and Gropin’ Joe.

  251. Can you block Tom’s number on your text messages/phone? That way, at least you could legitimately tell him that you never got them…..

  252. Can you block Tom’s number on your text messages/phone? That way, at least you could legitimately tell him that you never got them…..

    huh.

    That’s exactly the same advice wiserbride gave me…

    Still think I should talk to SM first.

  253. Been listening to a lot of Manic Street Preachers lately.

    Saw them play live in London about 12 yrs ago and was blown away. The lead singer/guitarist has a great voice and plays very well.

    The wall of sound these guys can put out as a trio was impressive.

    Yes, they’re hardcore leftists, but they have a few epic songs.

  254. Chain of command. Talk to SM first. Block the phone.

  255. Xbrad,

    HA!

    Final Yeltsin story will be up by tomorrow night.

  256. welcome home, Phat. No more Panama! earworms.

  257. Comment by wiserbud on February 24, 2015 11:46 pm

    Can you block Tom’s number on your text messages/phone?
    ==========
    More importantly. can you block him on the station’s phones?

  258. Oso,

    Panama was really fun. Looking forward to going back. I looked into it and the vast majority of the Panama trips go to pilots based out of Houston and Newark. Just the way the ‘route managers’ build the flying.

    I have the next 10 days off and am keeping my eyes out for a caribbean/Mexico trip to pick up for some extra cash.

    Eldest phatspawns college choice may require some extra income.

  259. RL friends from Taiwan had Panamanian Moms. I H8 Jimmy Carter.

  260. That country should have been an American state/province/protectorate. Kinda like Puerto Rico.

    Hot chicks, great climate and a globally strategic canal that links the Atlantic and Pacific. Sure, Jimmy Carter, let’s by all means give it the fuck away.

    I listed the positives based on their ranking on the ‘Phat Scale of Global Strategery’.

  261. thanks for listening to me bitch tonight..

    it amazes me how easily other people can fuck up good things..

    “Hell is other people.” – Jean Paul Satre

  262. Wiser has a radio show? What the fuckall have I missed????

  263. I need a recap

  264. Hope you are warm in Indiana.

  265. Wiser has a radio show? What the fuckall have I missed????

    damn. makes me laugh so much.

    Yeah, sohos, I acheived, after 35 years, acheived my dream. And it has been freaking awesome. Everything I hoped it would be and more.

    Actually got a single piece of fan mail.

    I love every single moment of it… except for what is described above.

    which is enough to make me walk away from my dream, it’s so vile.

  266. It’s cold but it’s pretty here

  267. bedtime for wiser…

    nice to see you again, sohos.

    hope you come back more often. you have been missed and you have missed some interesting times.

  268. This blog seems stupid. Is there a newsletter or perhaps an official monthly greeting card that I could sign up for? Maybe a pen I could buy with a picture of phat’s mom ass on it?

    Or maybe you should all stop sucking on the glass dick.

    *looks at wiserbud*

  269. I know I haven’t visited much recently but can we get some fucking new avatars? Come on people. Let’s try to not suck so much.

    *gives HotRocket 3.14159265359 inches of love*

    Maybe I had to look that up. Maybe I din’t.

  270. Animosity International has a fine collection of mugs and glass dicks for your purchase.

  271. You calling me a mug you fucking racist?

    How is life in xbradland? I hope well my friend.

  272. Everything is awful here. The temps are in the low 60s so I’m freezing to death, and I seem to have run out of booze.

  273. It’s been – 800,000,000 degrees here for two weeks. Floyd went outside to pee and his weezer broke off much like what happened to MJ at Burning Man in the bi-curious tent.

    And running out of booze is entirely unacceptable.

    You should be ashamed of yourself.

  274. On the other hand, I’m going to San Diego in less than two weeks, where there will be booze and debauchery, and a mini-meatup with Mr. Chumpo. So I’ve got that going for me.

  275. I love myself some Chumpo. That guy has excellent mojo. He’s a litmus person. If you don’t like Chumpo, I don’t like you.

    On an unrelated note I watched Birdman tonight. Michael Keaton’s acting in the movie is fantastic and he should have won the Oscar for that.

    On the other hand the movie sucks aardvark balls. It’s depressing and I want to punch Ed Norton’s character in the face with a speeding train.

    I haven’t seen American Sniper yet but I’m positive it was a better movie than Birdman, Keaton’s performance notwithstanding.

    I watched about 12 minutes of the Oscars and it made me want to eat a box of rat poison.

    Please San Andreas FaultKenobi….you’re our only hope.

  276. his weezer broke off much like what happened to MJ at Burning Man in the bi-curious tent.

    Given that muppet anatomy is made of felt and velcro cloth not subject to stiffness in frigidity, it must have been colder than a divorce lawyer.

  277. Well at least there’s that! You should bring Gay who Sharts Ardvarks all over Everything with you. He could take the flak while we swoop the Hawt Chix.

  278. Gay who Sharts Ardvarks all over Everything

    I’m assuming that is a Cherokee name.

  279. 1/32nd Cherokee.

  280. Well, that’s more genuine Cherokee than Lizzy Warren.

  281. Good one, Stands With A Fist.

  282. When the twilight is gone and no songbirds are singing
    When the twilight is gone you come into my heart
    And here in my derp you will stay, while I pray


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