MMM 163: Today was made for you and me

This is the most amazing video I’ve seen in ages. It’s impossible to stay sad while I watch it.

How could you possibly need more motivation than that?

Okay, picture time! This girl appears to have Revvy’s haircut.
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‘Merica.
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Splits. Socks. Long brown hair. This is a very good picture.
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Nice eyes.
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Booty camp.
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Selfie, but not an obnoxious one.
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I’m focused too.
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I kinda doubt she’s about to bench this. No other complaints, though.
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Cheetah booteh.
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Today’s quiz: what’s her tattoo mean?
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MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

307 Comments

  1. Genius.

  2. Q: “What’s her tattoo mean?”

    A: “Eat at The Y”

  3. Third from the bottom, bench girl, has an ass tumor. Someone should tell her.

  4. Q: “What’s her tattoo mean?”

    Looks like Be Like Mike.

    Mike the Penguin.

  5. I35 is closed? WTF?

    Oh, in DFW. I still have to go to work. See y’all in a bit!

  6. Interesting – Mare complains about gay characters on show I’ve never seen, but then last night Walking Dead introduces gay lover characters. They had female gays a few seasons back, but killed them off. Or one of them. The other is still there, but they don’t mention her gayness.

    Oh, and related to wheelchair people – we have a guy who comes in (with his parents) – he’s a young 20 something in a chair AND SO FREAKIN HOT. He looks right through you. man. Nice as can be too. I started pointing it out to the other girls at work, and now they’re all in love with him too.

    He is very, very attractive. And, as I said, VERY nice. But apparently no use of his legs. Don’t know about other stuff, IYKWIMAITTYD.

  7. Meh, the other stuff has a mind of it’s own.

  8. We should probably ask Hotspur.

  9. Isn’t that the answer to every question?

  10. Everybody out! Hotspur’s ego is about to take all the room in the blog!

  11. that last did a great job of tucking. I wonder how he did it?

    Again, we should ask Hotspur.

  12. [i]Today’s quiz: what’s her tattoo mean?[/i]

    It’s an ancient Chinese symbol for insecurity and sluttiness..

  13. Waiting for the ice on the roads to melt.

  14. It’s not snowing. Laura has Monday classes for the first time in 4 weeks.

  15. -2F on departure, -2F from gym to church, 0F from church to home.

    Global. Warming.

  16. I was running out of reasons to watch Walking Dead anyhow.

    Tyrese dying was the last thing I gave a damn about.

  17. I guarantee the co-worker who told me seven years ago that my kids would never see snow again is going to hide from me today.

  18. Roamy, was your co-worker referring to global warming?

    So not all rocket scientists are as smart as you?

  19. Walking Dead is still on?

    Huh.

  20. 21F. This is Bullshit.

  21. So not all rocket scientists are as smart as you?

    I present as evidence of mare’s point: James Hansen
    Supplemental evidence: Bill Nye

  22. I had a dream that it was 21. Alas, it didn’t come true. Still below 0.

  23. Roamie’s co-worker: bigger brain sometimes means bigger fool.

  24. Eh. I still like the walking dead. Hollywood can’t help themselves. It’s the only show I watch, so whatever.

  25. We reached a high of 21 yesterday. But it’s -9 straight temp right now and the schools are closed.

  26. Thundersleet!!!!!

    And Dallas/Fort Worth is closed – we’ve got an inch of sleet on the ground (with more falling) and temps below freezing all day.

  27. At 21F I’d be in shorts and a t-shirt by now.

  28. Eh, it was windy so it didn’t feel like 21. I had to still bundle up. I didn’t DIE in my car, though, so there is that.

  29. I was mostly taunting Pendejo. I was in a windbreaker yesterday for the trip to Tractor Supply.

  30. With an inch of sleet/freezing rain, we’d be closed down too. And we have all that fancy ice melting stuff on hand, which the southern states probably do not have.

  31. Fuckin bunnies are eating my evergreens. THey killed an apple tree last year.

  32. I broke out the sweatshirt when it was 20. I only have the heavy coat for when it’s below 10.

  33. Al Gore explaining global warming:

    http://tinyurl.com/o7rvoqb

  34. Bunnies like to eat the bark, don’t they? I have a bunch of applewood for the smoker because of rabbits skirting a tree. It was in a 5 foot drift, so they ate at that level. Looked kinda weird when the snow melted.

  35. They’re chewing off the branches of the evergreens. HATE THEM.

  36. Bunnies are cute like everybody supposes. They’ve got those hoppy little legs and twitchy little noses. And what’s with all those carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?

  37. Mare, yes, global warming. He’s a liberal and has fallen for the whole shtick. I saved his emails about it, because now he’s trying to say it’s climate change, and I’m not letting him off the hook. I said if I cherry-picked 12 data sets out of over 200 or refused to show my work on a model, he’d never let me get away with it.

  38. I’ve got a long walk from the parking lot to work, so I freakin bundle up even if it’s 20. I don’t know what the walk 10 hours later will be like, and I aim to be prepared.

  39. What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?

    So they know what apple trees and evergreens look like when there’s snow on the ground? They don’t have sunglasses either. Impressive!

  40. Carhart overalls, Car in. Just sayin.

  41. I wish Hotspur would show up, I want to hear what he thought of Saturday’s Black Sails episode.

  42. Car in, wabbits are in season until April.

  43. I’m getting emails with the title:

    End Jeb Bush

  44. I enjoy busting his chops a little too much. I calculated how many tons of CO2 were generated by all our betters flying private planes to the climate change conference in Switzerland. He didn’t like it but didn’t have a response other than, well maybe they bought carbon offsets.

  45. Miss Lindsey can go away, too.

  46. well maybe they bought carbon offsets.

    ——

    Hooboy, he thinks those work? hahahahaha Keep busting his chops.

  47. Snowy and 17 here. Penelope had 5 rosebushes. One morning I looked out and the jackrabbits had eaten them down to the ground.

  48. well maybe they bought carbon offsets.

    Heh, line Algore’s pockets, and pay his heating bill on his mansion.

  49. Off to take Mini-me to school and see what I can get done at work. Y’all have a good day.

  50. IMPORTANT WEATHER ALERT!

    It’s up to -7. Yes, Fahrenheit.

  51. Have fun on the skating rink, roamy, and be careful!

  52. Whoa, that medley of Sound of Music Lady Ga Ga sung was amazing.

  53. We’re a balmy 17 degrees out there now. Windy and getting windier with the deep freeze coming over the course of the day.

  54. Carbon indulgences.

  55. Comment by MJ on February 23, 2015 10:22 am
    Carbon indulgences.

    —–

    Good one. It is religious like.

  56. That was a good performance, mare. I think she could have done better dressed in a meat dress, or traveling in an egg, though.

  57. Mmmmmm. Egg dress.

  58. Today’s quiz: what’s her tattoo mean?

    It’s the signature of the surgeon who did her reassignment.

    Seems he was rather proud of his work and felt the need to sign it.

  59. Little MJ

    http://is.gd/qfsfN7

  60. The difference is that you can’t actually buy indulgences.

  61. Little MJ
    http://is.gd/qfsfN7

    ——

    hahahah….I like that kid.

  62. I am officially calling this week’s session of Ask Hotspur to order. What would you like to know?

  63. Are you still enjoying the Butt Pirate show?

    How about Brokeback Dead?

  64. Mare, I didn’t get to watch it. HotBride wanted to watch some dickassery with Jessica Lange called Cousin Bette. After that mess ended, I just wanted to go to sleep.

    Tonight.

  65. It’s the signature of the surgeon who did her reassignment.

    Ho Lee Phuc?

  66. Mr. Hotspur,

    How did you get invited to John Adams’ Presidential inauguration? Who did you know?

  67. I am officially calling this week’s session of Ask Hotspur to order. What would you like to know?

    What is the appropriate punishment for putting a preposition at the end of a sentence instead of where it should be at?

  68. dickassery

    —–

    You have no idea. Call me as soon as you watch it. hah

  69. Mr. Hotspur, what percentage of Spanish Main and Barbary Coast buccaneers were dedicated ass pirates? 75% or 85%? Is this why they called their treasure “booty?”

  70. I boycotted John Adams inauguration. Worst founding father ever.

  71. Preposition misplacemement is punishable by having to watch MJ display and name his muppet collection. He does not conform to the Sesame Street naming convention.

  72. I boycotted John Adams inauguration. Worst founding father ever.

    Well, he was from Massachusetts…..

  73. The Barbary Coast is where the ass pirates hung out. *wink*

    The Spanish Main dudes were okay guys.

  74. Hotspur are we the same age? I’m 54.

  75. horny Mexican moviegoer has been arrested for masturbating while watching “Fifty Shades of Grey,” reports La Verdad.

    The woman, said to be 33 years old, was caught red-handed while watching the film at a cinema in Sinaloa, western Mexico.

    Red-handed.

    Even I won’t touch that one.

  76. the Sesame Street naming convention

    I tried to get tickets to that but they were too expensive.

  77. Mr. Hotspur,

    When the issues was put to a vote, did you elect to keep the name of the city as Byzantium or were you in support of changing to the name to Constantinople?

  78. Come now, wiser. That’s nobody’s business but the Turks’.

  79. I voted Constantinople.

  80. This is for you, wiser.

    In a speech in Fargo, North Dakota, on July 3, 2008, Obama said, “The problem is that the way Bush has done it over the last eight years is to take out a credit card from China in the name of our children, driving up our national debt … we now have over $9 trillion of debt that we are going to have to pay back. $30,000 for every man, woman and child. That’s irresponsible, it’s unpatriotic.”

    At a White House briefing on Friday, Ed Henry pointed out this hypocrisy to White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest.

    Does the president have any regrets about saying that President Bush was unpatriotic? Henry asked >>

  81. Mare, when you were born, I was just entering puberty.

    Coincidence?

  82. I voted Constantinople.

    I did not realize you were such a progressive, mare

  83. That’s nobody’s business but the Turks’.

    heh heh heh….

  84. In a speech in Fargo, North Dakota, on July 3, 2008, Obama said….,

    whatever appeared on his teleprompter…

  85. No, just a catlicker.

  86. I didn’t vote on that. They misspelled both of them on the ballot. It was my way of protesting.

  87. Mare, when you were born, I was just entering puberty.
    Coincidence?

    —-

    Of course not.

  88. Hey, don’t be surprised if DC decides to rename its principal city from Wahsington to Obamopolis. Because reparations and fundamental transformation.

  89. Mr. Hotspur, were the Crusades a series of defensive wars in response to Muslim military incursions into Europe, or did you do it just to get chicks?

  90. I think Crusaders are hawt. (I believe that is the way the youth of today make reference to someone good looking.)

  91. I tried to get tickets to that but they were too expensive.

    The Cosplayers are weird. And don’t go to the late-night parties. Just… don’t.

  92. No, just a catlicker.

    Yeah, not touching that one. Nope, Nuh Uh. Really low hanging fruit.

  93. I am officially calling this week’s session of Ask Hotspur to order. What would you like to know?
    ——————————————–
    When should I visit Detroit again?

  94. Yeah, not touching that one. Nope, Nuh Uh. Really low hanging fruit.

    Yeah, I figured we could just leave that there for Xbrad.

    More in his wheelhouse, I think

  95. It’s okay, Jay, this whole POS site is low hanging.

    DYSWIDT?

  96. “A: “Eat at The Y””

    if you like kabobs

  97. The last line of that article is good. Yeah, bodyguards are helpful.

  98. MJ, the sooner the better. Maybe we can drag Leon away from his horses and chickens. And Carin.

  99. I’m looking into it.

  100. Yeah, I figured we could just leave that there for Xbrad.

    Sox just texted me and reminded me I’ve met the quota for February, and not risk it.

  101. Mare?

    http://tinyurl.com/pk6c9vf

  102. Seriously, this is me when I read the headlines in the morning:

    http://tinyurl.com/kwjukxt

  103. Mr. Hotspur, should the FAA severely restrict the use of private drones or should ordinary citizens also be allowed to use UAVs to spy on nude sunbathers?

  104. If you want to see nude sunbathers, just go to the French Riviera. No need to spy.

  105. *applies to the FAA for taxpayer-funded first class tickets to Nice*

  106. Barack Obama and John Kerry are complete assholes:

    http://news.yahoo.com/phased-us-iran-nuclear-deal-taking-shape-112339907–politics.html

  107. Barack Obama not only wants to be sure the U.S. never uses nukes, but that Iran gets to be the next nation who can.

  108. If we had a real President he’d say, “No, not under any circumstances.”

    Just got to hope that Israel does some slight of hand and oops, the building where uranium is enriched blows up spontaneously, surprisingly, horrifically on purpose.

  109. So Iran can be trusted with nuclear material but I can’t be trusted with a handgun.

    Got it.

  110. I’ve wondered why Israel hasn’t made their move yet. Maybe they’re waiting to get closer to the 2016 elections.

  111. Good point, MJ.

    You’re not just another pretty (strange) face.

  112. Also, you need to tweet that.

  113. So Iran can be trusted with fissile material AND with stoning gays or women who don’t live in burlap sacks. Smartest president ever, Michael Beschloss.

  114. Yes, I am.

  115. MJ, what is your twitter handle. And don’t say, “my dick.”

  116. The last line of that article is good. Yeah, bodyguards are helpful.

    Bodyguard on the right is teh HAWT.

  117. Yes, he is Beasnsnsn, yes he is.

  118. So the Washington compost does a double hit on Jeb and Walker.

    Jeb: “Documents show the expensive tastes of Jeb Bush’s low-key wife”…….http://tinyurl.com/oogzal5

    Walker: “Walker’s anti-union law has labor reeling in Wisconsin”……http://tinyurl.com/ncroskg

    Surely they will be doing one soon about the 2 billion dollars that have flowed into the Clinton ‘money laundering’ Foundation, from billionaires, foreign interests buying favors, some with ties to terrorism, right?

  119. Jeb: “Documents show the expensive tastes of Jeb Bush’s low-key wife”…….http://tinyurl.com/oogzal5

    —–

    Are they f’ing kidding? Let’s document all of Mooches spending on her paid for by us vacations.

  120. UK writes about it but you’re not seeing any of Hillary’s PR people at any of the alphabet channels touching it.

    http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/feb/10/hillary-clinton-foundation-donors-hsbc-swiss-bank

    Oh yes, the Clenis foundation does so much to help the poor. Tell me again what happened to all of that money pledged for Haiti? People in Haiti haven’t seen a dime of it.

    ….It is not against US law or charity regulation to accept donations from non-US citizens, or from overseas accounts, but the Swiss ties of some high-profile donors arguably contradict stances taken by the Clintons and others on the broad issue of taxation of the rich.

    “One of the issues that I have been preaching about around the world is collecting taxes in an equitable manner, especially from the elites in every country,” Hillary Clinton told audience of the Clinton Global Initiative in 2012, when she was still secretary of state. “It is a fact that around the world, the elites of every country are making money. There are rich people everywhere. And yet they do not contribute to the growth of their own countries. They don’t invest in public schools, in public hospitals, in other kinds of development internally.”

    She added: “And so it means – for leaders – telling powerful people things they don’t want to hear……

    Tell me more, you thieving bitch.

  121. I’m not on twitter or any social media besides linked in.

  122. I’m not on twitter or any social media besides linked in.

    Admirable.

  123. I wonder how much ol’ horseface Chelsea gets paid from the family foundation? Upkeep on a $10 million apartment/taxes/fees, can’t be cheap.

  124. Btw, has anyone seen pictures of the Clinton grandbaby? Who isn’t proud of their grandbaby?

  125. They’re holding the pictures back in the event of a bimbo eruption.

    Bill boned another college aged girl?

    Hey, look at Hillary’s grandchild!!!

  126. Throwing this out there: what outlandish scandaloid thing will be flung at Walker next? Did he put his cat in an iron maiden on the roof of his Hummer or what?

  127. Obama ate a dog.

  128. Admirable.

    MJ isn’t an admiral. He just plays one in the Village People.

  129. Upkeep on a $10 million apartment/taxes/fees, can’t be cheap.

    At that point it isn’t a salary, it’s protecting the investment. Probably can write that off, too.

    If you’re a Clinton, that is.

  130. I think MJ was the one with the leather chaps and the handlebar mustache.

  131. Pretty sure he was the short one.

  132. Pretty sure he was the queer one.

  133. WE’RE ABOVE ZERO! 2 FTW!

  134. What Does her tattoo mean?

    Hang air freshener here?

  135. From what I can gather, it seems the academy awards was a fucking clown car last night. These fucking people are beyond jokes.

  136. Maybe we can drag Leon away from his horses and chickens.

    I was stuck in effin' Fairfax last time or I'd have been there. Y'all ought to come to the farm and hang out on the deck with me in Springtime. I can get a garden consult from Car in.

  137. Motivational video.

  138. Comment by mare on February 23, 2015 11:23 am

    Mare, when you were born, I was just entering puberty.
    Coincidence?

    —-

    Of course not.

    ==============

    Was that around the time your mom got lockjaw?

  139. hmmmm….calls mom.

  140. I can’t remember the last time I watched the Oscars. I’m not sure I ever watched them.

  141. I’m the same way beasnsnsn, I don’t think I’ve ever watched them.

  142. What Does her tattoo mean?
    Hang air freshener here?

    Pine, bacon or fish?

  143. I used to watch them once in a while. Back when I might have seen two or three of the nominated movies.

  144. Well, some fudge packer walked out on stage in just jockey shorts. Mind you, I didn’t watch it, but I saw some photos online this morning.

    What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? Should have put them on his head. At least that would have been funny – in a 4th grade sort of way.

  145. Well, some fudge packer walked out on stage in just jockey shorts. Mind you, I didn’t watch it, but I saw some photos online this morning.

    Are you sure it wasn’t some gay Benetton ad?

    Oh, wait… Oscars. Never mind.

  146. Other than shoveling snow, I haven’t been outside in weeks and weeks. This weather needs to change soon.

  147. Y’all’s gonna be shocked, but I didn’t even know they were airing.

  148. Oscar.
    http://is.gd/iOCTtX

  149. You know they make the oscar statue shiny and smooth for a reason, right?

  150. Ha ha http://i.imgur.com/X31T9M2.jpg

  151. I didn’t watch the Oscars, but I read that Lady Gaga did a great job on the Sound of Music medley.

    So I listened, and yes, she sounded amazing. And she was dressed so elegantly. And then she starts waving her arms around. Fucking tattoos everywhere.

    Classy.

  152. I saw Birdman this weekend, and that’s one strange movie.

  153. The older boy just cleared the walks while I raked the roof, AGAIN! When I went to town this morning the roads were still covered with a layer of snow from a storm. After following the weather closely for weeks I’ve started to lose track of minor storms.

  154. Hollywood likes movies about Hollywood. Therefore, Birdman won even though it was not the best movie.

    Or something like that.

  155. Okay, catching up on last night’s Walking Dead. Car in called it.

  156. Gaga didn’t do a bad job, but I think Christina Aguilera (sp?) and Julie Andrews have a better range.

  157. And then she starts waving her arms around. Fucking tattoos everywhere.
    Classy.

    Yeah, I had the same reaction. She looks great, and then BAM!, there they are. Why do women do that to themselves?

  158. It’s too farging cold to stand outside and get some vitamin D. If I stood in a sunny window, will I get the same benefit as being outside?

  159. Why do women do that to themselves?

    I think we covered that with trannie # last upthread. They’re advertising their insecurity and sluttiness. Pay attention.

  160. Most window glass blocks the UV rays necessary to make D3, Beasn.

    Just buy gelcaps.

  161. You may feel wam but I doubt you’re making any D, I’d just pop a 1000 unit capsule of D3 Beasn.

  162. Gaga didn’t do a bad job, but I think Christina Aguilera (sp?) and Julie Andrews have a better range.

    Plus, Andrews had fabulous tits. See: S.O.B.

  163. If I stood in a sunny window, will I get the same benefit as being outside?

    It might work better if you do it naked.

  164. I am smoking steaks.

  165. Plus, Andrews had fabulous tits. See: S.O.B.

    I’ve never seen it because Sound of Music is my favorite movie, and that would ruin JA for me.

  166. The dose is 1000 IU?

    Oops.

  167. The Surgeon General has determined that smoking steaks is dangerous to your health.

  168. He’s also determined that smoking poles is dangerous to your health, but that doesn’t stop xBrad.

  169. Hotspur, that report was retracted for being homophobic.

    Because science doesn’t matter.

  170. More futurology.

  171. Who is the surgeon general right now? I don’t trust that asshole anyhow.

  172. Who is the surgeon general right now? I don’t trust that asshole anyhow.
    http://is.gd/rZzfYz

  173. The recommendations for Vitamin D are all over the place. I stick with 400 for kids and 1000 for adults knowing the compliance of the average person is not great, dietary intake is difficult to account for and we live in what may as well be the frozen tundra. I’ve seen some PCP’s prescribe 5000/day for a documented deficiency.

    More than you’ll ever want to know or read about Vitamin D:

    http://ods.od.nih.gov/factsheets/VitaminD-HealthProfessional/

  174. I take 10000 IU every other day.

  175. Pictured: Patient obtaining Vitamin D through diet

    http://tinyurl.com/mnlddqw

  176. Other source: http://tinyurl.com/lsgqydd

  177. My new gas burner kicks ass. That is going to be very useful in the summer.

  178. Milk only has it as an additive, though.

  179. Your kidneys hate you, Leon.

  180. Other than cheese and ice cream when Paula buys it I don’t get much dairy. She buys skim milk for the boys. Every once in a while she buys chocolate syrup and they’ll go through a gallon in a couple of days.

  181. My kidneys love me, Scott. They don’t have much to do other than handle the vitamins, and 10000 IU is normal for summertime sun exposure. Without the D3 I’d be suicidal after this much Winter.

    Not joking, I’d want to die.

  182. I knew I’d get answers amongst the many doctors, engineers, and scientists of the H2.

    I get some vitamin D through fortified OJ and rice milk. Can’t have dairy. And if I only need about 10 minutes outside…I should STFU and do it. Not nekkid. Don’t need to be frying any birds flying over my bulbous reflection.

  183. I’ve got that Raynaud’s thing going where my fingers are white. Annoying.

  184. Oh wait…forgot I take an adult gummie after dinner. SYWM

    400IU. Supposed to take 2.

  185. Greetings, iron/your mom pumpers.

  186. I bet they turn other colors too

  187. Pictured: Patient obtaining Vitamin D through diet
    http://tinyurl.com/mnlddqw

    What the heck is that?

  188. Raynaud’s is raysiss.

  189. rayciss

  190. Seal blubber, rich in Vitamin D.

  191. The Vitamin D is nice, but is the blubber gluten free?

  192. Hahahaha Beasn corrected my made up spelling with her own made up spelling.

    Kewel.

  193. kewl

  194. That depends, does plankton have gluten?

  195. If you fried up seal blubber nice and crispy, will it lose the Vit. D?

  196. Oso and I always spell it ‘r-a-y-c-i-s-s’.

  197. Anyway you like it

    http://www.aitc.sk.ca/saskschools/arctic/food.html

  198. Is fried fat full of free radicals? Little obama’s running around your blood stream wreaking havoc.

  199. Yeah, I’ve read about those poor poor Inuits who can’t afford that $25 head of lettuce. (and I’m sure many of them get some form of Canadian EBT)
    Either go back to the ways of your ancestors or move closer to civilization and STFU.

  200. Yeah, I have zero sympathy. I’m sure the government allows them to hunt, trap and fish in any way they want.

  201. I don’t believe in vitamins.

  202. Glad to see the NCAA is now making the chicks shoot from the same 3 point line as the men.

    Feminizm.

  203. Either go back to the ways of your ancestors or move closer to civilization and STFU.

    Yeah, take off, eh?

  204. * invents vitamin L and supplement *

    None of you get enough vitamin L.

  205. If by vitamin L, you mean Lackanookie, then yeah, we aren’t getting enough.

  206. I took a bunch of Vitamin L back when I was in college.

    *has flashback*

  207. Where’s Vitamin Lippy been?

  208. If I don’t feel well, my husband always tells me a little vitamin ‘Mr. Beasn’ will help me right out. IYKWIMAITYD

  209. Rowan Atkinson movies?

  210. “If I don’t feel well, my husband always tells me a little vitamin ‘Mr. Beasn’ will help me right out.”

    You can’t argue with science.

  211. *holds up lighter*

    https://vine.co/v/OQqxU7KFzKY

    https://vine.co/v/OtHHmVO9BaM

    More from this guy – he’s worth a scroll: https://vine.co/Trench

  212. dammit

  213. Beasn, he’s correct. Men keep women healthier with regular, um, hormonal donations.

    I theorize this is part of why lesbians are so fat and angry.

  214. fixted

    now you go enjoy

  215. **volunteers as women’s health care provider**

    **but not for the ugly ones**

  216. Ugly girls need love too.

    But they gotta pay.

  217. I theorize this is part of why lesbians are so fat and angry.

    I look forward to your upcoming article in the New England Journal of Medicine.

  218. Look, not all of my theories are exactly, shall we say, scientifical.

    And besides, Big Lesbian keeps blocking my research grant requests.

  219. Rosie O’Donnell?

  220. Lancet first.

  221. And besides, Big Lesbian keeps blocking my research grant requests.

    Brittney Griner?

  222. Last time Rosie ODonnel had sex, there was a peanut butter jar, spoon, and a dog involved.

    At least that’s what PG told me.

  223. The dogs name?

  224. And besides, Big Lesbian keeps blocking my research grant requests.

    You know who is behind Big Lesbian? Big Tucker.

  225. D’Rover.

  226. When Lady Gaga dresses up like a lady, puts on makeup like a lady, sings and behaves all lady like, the only thing that crosses my mind is: What the hell is she up to? Anytime now, she is going to rip off that mask of normalcy, and show us her grotesque self!

  227. I am so out of it, I couldn’t pick Lady Gaga out of a line-up.

  228. She looks like a tranny.

  229. Hotspur, believe me, you wouldn’t want to pick her out of anything.

    But her performance did surprise me.

    I added the linked but wordpuss screwed with it.
    Adding link again:

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/754842

  230. mare doing yoga:

    http://tinyurl.com/ly9wqch

  231. Sean, why did you send me this love letter yesterday?

    Look what I made just for you, mare!
    http://is.gd/hFamb2

  232. Hey Hotspur, did you ever come across ready made stair treads like Starecasing, Cap-a-trade, stairtek etc?

    Are they any good?

  233. I just watched a kabillion episodes of Black Sails. I was getting ready to watch the most recent episode, Dan gets home from work. He wants to marathon Black Sails so we can watch together. I’m still waiting to watch Divergent.

  234. I’m guessing that this is how most of the Northeasterners and Michiganders feel about the rest of us right now.

    http://somethingpositive.net/sp02232015.shtml

  235. Riley!!!!!!

  236. Herro. I’m in Myrtle Beach so naturally it’s 40 and raining.

  237. I read my comments from last night and didn’t see anything weirder than normal.

  238. What do you think of Black Sails, Oso?

  239. Sean, why did you send me this love letter yesterday?

    Well, I know you’re not on Facechimp, and I remember you like pictures of my dog, and he was wondering about what the fuck is wrong with you.

    It was really that simple.

  240. http://is.gd/two_cups_one_skunk

  241. I read my comments from last night and didn’t see anything weirder than normal.

    It was a general question. Like, on an existential level.

  242. Mare, I like it. I read trashy romance novels and Lindsey’s Mallory series is one of my favorites.

  243. so why didn’t The Imitation Game win any notable Oscars?
    Simple. In the Rock-Scissor-Paper of grievance theory, disabled beats gay.

    Imitation Game: Gays
    Selma: Blacks
    The theory of everything: Disabled

    This year, Blacks and Gays are SO last season. Ew. Disabled is where its at.

  244. Well, I know you’re not on Facechimp, and I remember you like pictures of my dog, and he was wondering about what the fuck is wrong with you.
    ——

    HA! I kept wondering why you had your cute doggie saying something rude to me…hahahahahaha I thought you were mad I said something about Patricia Arquette.

  245. Mare, look at Riley’s eyes in the pic. His face is so expressive.

  246. Bedtime.

  247. Tushar, that stuff is bullcrap. If it’s your own house just pull the treads and refinish them – or replace them.

  248. I’ve always thought Riley had a sweet face. A foul mouth but a sweet face.

  249. Foul mouth and sweet face is a good combo. Along with sharp elbows and sensative nipples.

  250. Your kidneys are making you tired.

  251. Record low for tomorrow is 0, forecast says -12.

    That’s why I grilled today.

  252. This year, Blacks and Gays are SO last season. Ew. Disabled is where its at.

    That’s a longstanding tradition. The whole “Never go full retard” thing from Tropic Thunder is a riff on that.

  253. We usually watch the Oscars to play the PC Winner Game. We don’t even watch the movies that are nominated, but we can usually pick the winners. It isn’t even a fun game anymore. See also Name That Party and Guess The State? (Headline writers started putting the State in the HL)

  254. Equal pay for multi millionaires that only work a few months a year!!!!!!!

    And if you’re gay stop getting bashed and help us out! And if you’re black stop getting shot by police and call your congressman!

  255. I like how that one guy said “your mom” in his speech. Classic.

  256. Hotspur, it is my own house, but I want to sell it.
    I don’t have the time and expertise to do this myself. Refinishing will be labor intensive, and thus expensive. I think this will look good at a lower total cost. But if durability is an issue, I won’t do it. I don’t want to swindle a prospective buyer.

  257. NM has benefitted from all the movie jobs leaving Cali.

  258. *pours Colex a rainwater and pure grain alcohol*

  259. *okay, actually doesn’t have any pure grain alcohol*

  260. Last time we were in Vegas, the casino had a wine and painting experience. I was like meh. Lame. Started seeing wine and painting parties on my FB timeline. I was like WTF? Co-workers started asking me if I knew of any one that provided this service. I guess it is a thing for bridal showers. I H8D art class. Even the lure of wine isn’t enough to get me to attend. Trending on my FB page again. Morons.

  261. If you pair wine with painting, it makes you fell more like a sophisticate and less like a wino.

  262. Fluoride got you down?

    http://theweek.com/articles/472916/semen-natures-antidepressant

  263. “I don’t want to swindle a prospective buyer.”

    Yes, you do.

  264. Sean, it is so lame. Tonight we are going to recreate my lame ass artwork that no one has seen or GAS about. I prefer Bob Ross. (Wishes I had thought of it)

  265. >>“I don’t want to swindle a prospective buyer.”
    >>Yes, you do.

    Scott, the horned little guy on my left shoulder wants to. But the saintly looking asshole on the right shoulder usually wins.

  266. I have a birfday coming up next month. If anyone wants to get me anything, and original Bob Ross would be amazingly thoughtful.

  267. Sean, here is an early Bob Ross, just for you.

  268. Scott, Home Despot sells two types of ready to use stair trades: Stairtek is wood, and Cap-A-Tread is laminate. Did you ever deal with customers who bought that? Any positive or negative reactions?

  269. happy little trees

  270. I like happy little trees. Dan’s great Uncle had a gallery in ABQ before moving to Old Town Scottsdale. They look like starving artist paintings to me.

  271. Comment by Tushar on February 23, 2015 9:33 pm

    I don’t want to swindle a prospective buyer.
    =========
    You’re doing it wrong.

    Saw a news report on people who bought houses from flippers. After a few months, everything started falling apart. Who’d a thunk it.

  272. Other than beasn and Lauraw, do we have any artists here?

  273. “Artist” can be such an expansive term.

  274. Hahaha TRUE! I was pricing Bob Ross originals. Can I just wave towards Cali for your birthday?

  275. “Artist” can be such an expansive term.

    —-

    Hell yeah. I consider myself an artist. I’m just not saying how.

    YOUR WHORE MOUTHS, SHUT THEM.

    Maybe, raising children or some other deal.

  276. http://tinyurl.com/naw2zhg

  277. Or decorating.

  278. My dad was an amazing artist. My hippie sister has talent, too. I was ok in charcoal and chinese brush painting, but weak in everything else. I’m an expert in doodling though. (I have doodling books for sale that are already doodled and the buyer just has to color the doodles. WTF?)

  279. If anyone wants to get me anything, and original Bob Ross would be amazingly thoughtful.

    http://bit.ly/1GncfdN

  280. I very reluctantly aver that my line of work involves art. Beyond that I don’t want to give away my hateful conservative presence in a field that is ultra-progtarded.

  281. GO, you should host wine and art nights when you visit SF. It’s a thing here.

  282. I have no talent and I could do this!

  283. I’ll host wine and art nights in SF if I get to drink all the wine, I don’t have to provide the art, and I have no guests.

    I only go there on vacation. That, and I’m a misanthrope. Blame the craptastic artist temperament.

    Well, I might let one or two hostages in. So long as they’re okay with coffins.

  284. Hahaha

  285. I really couldn’t do this. I can’t talk in front of people. It just seems like such a Ka-ching.

  286. Coffins make tolerable bench seating.

  287. Coffins make tolerable bench seating.

    They’re even better when you’re supine. You can relax an eternity.

  288. I love the HS header pic.

  289. I love the HS header pic.

    The funny thing is that’s your mom’s car.

  290. I’ll host wine and art nights in SF if I get to drink all the wine, I don’t have to provide the art, and I have no guests.

    I used to do those. But the wine was Val-U-Rite vodka.

  291. I’m surprised that Colorado hasn’t started a pot and painting class yet. Or pot and pottery.

    Build-A-Bong.

  292. CoAlex Build-A-Bong!!! Do it. Pot and Pottery would be epic too. You could screen Ghost.

  293. Did anybody catch anybody else dealing from the bottom of the deck today?

  294. No school again tomorrow.

  295. Big Hero 6 release tomorrow. Disney/Marvel. Still not as cool as Stitch. Kauai/Disney/Elvis.

  296. I haven’t had school in 17 years.

  297. Got back from Panama today, miss anything?

    TIFW., called mom in Euless. She has a good supply of toilet paper and ammo. Like all Texan’s.

  298. Dieter’s experiments revolutionized psychology.

  299. I can’t sleep unless I derp.

  300. Minus 14.

  301. It’s 30 degrees warmer today than yesterday.

    Which puts it at 20.


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