Things that probably smell better than the old poat

Buncha slackers, letting yesterday’s poat get all moldy and gross like Lena Dunham’s poon
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Hope you’ve all enjoyed your weekend and your favorite movie wins Best Picture at the Oscars tonight!

130 Comments

  1. Meh.

  2. A female character is powerful because she’s sexy.
    A male character is sexy because he’s powerful.

    Feminism can eat a dick.

    —–
    Preserved for poaterity.

  3. Lena Dunham’s poon…hahahahahahaha

    No thank you!

  4. I love the CVE SOLUTION!!! (It should be solutionS) Meh. Close enough.

  5. I may subscribe to Leon’s newsletter.

  6. Red carpet on TV. Blah blah Dan is watching golf. It’ll be weird without Joan Rivers.

  7. *sends package of wheels to Gingy*

  8. Is the Kristy McNichols reference for the queer and questioning? I’m asking for a friend.

  9. Subscription to Leon’s newsletter only comes with the premium H2 membership.

  10. Hahaha GO! Gingy is terrified of animatronics. I had to get rid of my Furbies. Can’t use my animated Snoopy Santa. My mom had to put her ChrisMoose in the garage when Gingy went to Roswell for Christmas. (My dogs have issues)

  11. Damn it. The H2 are gougers.

  12. Maybe you should get Gingy an O scale train set for Easter.

  13. nat geo on orcas killing white sharks… kinda cool even if it’s somehow racist: or is it socially just….

    http://tinyurl.com/qxyjnwh

  14. Mare, for you it’s free, but only if you send pics of you in your school uniform.

  15. Mare, for you it’s free, but only if you send pics of you in your school uniform.

    Is that why everyone around here always says “Where’s that whore Mare?”

  16. Jam2 it is rayciss to recognize that mammals are smarter than fish. FU fish!

  17. Speciesist.

  18. Mare, for you it’s free, but only if you send pics of you in your school uniform.

    Be careful what you wish for…

    http://is.gd/7BmaTm

  19. Sean, I’m hoping for better. Crap shoot, I know.

    Either way I can sell them to XBrad for $50.

  20. You would think Mare could have shaved that morning.

  21. LOLOLOL Sailer Moon.

  22. GO rayciss…speciesist. Whatever.

  23. Hey, would one of you tools email me the passwords to this place? I’ve asked Cyn too many times.

  24. Your_mom, Fucksalt, Shutyourwhoremouth and password.

  25. WTF Sailer?

  26. http://is.gd/84RyfH

  27. hahahaha, you dicks never change…thank goodness!

  28. Not one of them worked. F SALT

  29. Hahaha I love Scott’s posts.

  30. Email me proof of life. The dickish ones you mentioned didn’t work although they made me laugh as usual.

  31. I sound like that cockatoo when tax season arrives.

  32. M*A*S*H is a fun movie.

  33. I enjoy the distinct lack of Alan Alda and Mike Farrell.

  34. I sound like that cockatoo when tax season arrives.

    Me too, especially with the Turbotax multi-fuckup this year.

  35. What Sean said. I loved the MASH books. The movie was meh. The TV series pissed me off.

  36. Roamy, the TurboTax FU is killing us! Totally fucking our return policy.

  37. I enjoy the distinct lack of Alan Alda and Mike Farrell.

    Happily many things in life have that advantage.

  38. NPH and the writers of Frozen are from ABQ. O M G does this suck.

  39. BCock and the bear starring roles at the HQ. Well done.

  40. My brother interned with NPH’s Dad when he was in law school.

  41. I enjoy the distinct lack of Alan Alda and Mike Farrell.

    —-

    Mare loves Sean.

  42. BCoch did well. I just linked him the article and pushed him.

  43. Mare, if you still need it I emailed it to your AOLhole.

  44. Yeah, usually they won’t take software back that’s been opened, but the automatic update didn’t happen, and I was tired of messing with it. I think it helped that it was only the 3rd thing I’d returned in 4 years.

  45. Roamy, yep. We are eating it on returns. Members are PISSED. Sam’s should just do a recall.

  46. Love you too, mare. And not just like a Viking.

  47. Scott, you’ve got to put your pic in POL.

    Man, did looking through those pics bring back memories and I haven’t even met you tools.

  48. VIKING LOVE!!!!

  49. I still use an old-fashioned expensive human tax accountant. The finances of dead people are rather complex.

  50. Just so I don’t get scorned, my aol account is the one I use to give websites and whatnot when I know I’m going to get spammed.

    I have another and I’m sure I’ve already told you scott!

  51. MMM @614am. G’night folks.

  52. Same here GO. I’ve been hit up for more money nearly every year and she handles it all for me.

  53. I LOVE the show Vikings.

  54. I did uninstall Turbotax Deluxe before installing Premier, but I still ended up stuck in a loop where it said “Let’s update your state!”, click OK, then it would update, then it would return you to the same screen. Click on state, “Let’s update your state!”, etc. There’s an .exe file on the Intuit site that removes the previously installed state version and gets you out of the loop. The only other way out of the loop is to pay $40 for another state, and I’d thrown enough money at Turbotax that I wasn’t about to do that.

  55. George, how much do you pay for tax service?

  56. ^^^ And the fact that TT played games with people that had bought their product for years. Hack on State returns has their booties puckering.

  57. booties? That’s Hotspur’s show.

    He’s probably enjoying it right now, with a glass of Mount Gay.

  58. I enjoy watching awards shows. Tonys. Grammys. Oscars. I’d enjoy watching them more without Tom Servo on the couch.

  59. “You get 30 seconds, Polack. Get off the stage. Fuck off”

  60. OMG she’s still alive? Fuck her.

  61. I may be posting Tom Servo AKA Dan comments. He ruins everything.

  62. The finances of dead people are rather complex.

    Hotblack Desiato thought it would simplify things. At least for a year.

  63. Oscars = Jerry Springer Material in my 100% correct opinion.

  64. “You get 30 seconds, Polack. Get off the stage. Fuck off”

    timist – racist – homophobe – micro-aggressionist

    oso for the win

  65. Oso is complex.

  66. About $400 for my tax prep

  67. Actually, it sounds like Dan makes everything better.

  68. I can’t watch an award show. I simply can’t swear and call people what I’d like to with my husband in the next room.

    You know that scene where Lucille yells WHORE!!! That’s me.

    http://tinyurl.com/pzzwger

  69. Comment by Colorado Alex on February 22, 2015 9:21 pm
    Actually, it sounds like Dan makes everything better.

    HAHAHAHAHA

  70. Oscars = Jerry Springer Material in my 100% correct opinion.

    I disagree with your generous evaluation.

    Oh, tax prep will be more expensive this year thanks to extra Obastardcare paperwork.

  71. I’m quoting Tom Servo. AKA Dan. He likes to MST3K everything I like. He was making his own lyrics to Everything Is Awesome from the Lego Movie.

  72. My husband is a really good person. Funny as hell, makes me laugh out loud several times a day with his dry wit, but he’s too good for me and I’m kind of glad he’s only been mildly curious about the H2.

  73. It’s 28F here and not supposed to get above freezing til Wednesday. Can I join the New England/Michigan pissing and moaning club?

  74. I love you guys.

  75. Oso loves Mare

  76. We’ll be watching the Great British Bake Off tonight, not a mob of play-actor multimillionaires give each other blowjobs.

  77. OMG she’s still alive? Fuck her.

    Not watching. Who needs to fuck off?

  78. Dan; Shut up faggots. Go bone each other in the back. OMG Travolta looks weird. His wife is still hot.

  79. Shirley. Warren’s sis.

  80. Even my kids send me links of Lucille they attribute to me.

    Which honestly makes me love them even more.

  81. Dan: Where are Anne Hathaway and James Franco? We want them back.

  82. Mare loves Oso.

    (I don’t understand your acronyms but what is that among friends?)

  83. Dan wants them to start the music for loser awards as they walk up. No One cares. Good thing we have black movies.

  84. That doesn’t sound too bad, GO, but I’m pretty cheap.

    **sets trap by low-hanging fruit**

  85. Sends Mare Oso decoder.

  86. Not watching. Who needs to fuck off?

    Roamy just encapsulated the oscars for me in one sentence.

    hahahahahaha

  87. I’m kind of glad he’s only been mildly curious about the H2.

    That’s how it starts. Pretty soon, he’ll be full-on gay for us and move into our faaaaaaaaabulous condo in WeHo.

    Sorry, girl, we didn’t want you to find out like this.

  88. Sean, it started with my husband asking what Rosetta looked like.

    Uh, oh.

  89. You’re not a fucking actor. WTF is this shit. When did you do anything? I H8 this fucking PC Bullshit.

  90. And here we go…

  91. I just want to say that this Glen Campbell song kicks my ass. Fucking dementia/Alz

  92. We don’t get ABC here in the office. So sad.

  93. Sorry, Sean. This Glen Campbell song kicks ass.

  94. Sean, it started with my husband asking what Rosetta looked like.
    Does he know the legend of the Gorgon?

  95. Not my tempo. OMG He’s in tighty whiteys

  96. I just got cut off because I couldn’t remember all of Sienna Miller’s marital conquests.

  97. Football. I miss it.

  98. That doesn’t sound too bad, GO, but I’m pretty cheap.

    Not compared to PG’s mom.

  99. What movie did this bitch win it to? WTF?

  100. Wage equality? FU Obama. She did thank her brother and her sister! (No One knows who she was)

  101. Wage equality? FU Obama. She did thank her brother and her sister! (No One knows who she was)

    WTF are you talking about?

  102. I wish they would broadcast the adult entertainment award shows. I like whores who are upfront.

  103. Mare, watching the Oscars. Arquette

  104. They do, GO, it’s on Showtime.

  105. Arquette needs to STFU.

  106. Let’s just agree to be rayciss and watch the narrative

  107. I like whores who are upfront.

    Your mom is likeable.

  108. Look what I made just for you, mare!

    http://is.gd/hFamb2

  109. Dan just walked over and stole my Riley drink

  110. *waves at cute striped chick with the weird green hair things*

  111. This black Trannie w the purple lips can sing a lick.

  112. *rushes to subscribe to Showtime*

  113. Did anybody reply “Your mom” when anybody else asked who they were wearing today?

  114. Your mom is likeable.
    However she ain’t cheap.

  115. Here we go with the British Baking show. Yum.

  116. Interesting perspective…

    Yeah, I don’t give a shit.

  117. Kilt it with Toad in the Hole.

  118. Dangit, Crispy.

  119. Archer was pretty good.

  120. The elevator one was my favorite so far this season.

  121. Yeah, it was the best. This season is better than last year.

  122. Last season was all over the place. I think they got a little too ambitious with the whole coke dealer thing and it ended up going off the rails.

  123. Heh. Rails. I just got that.

  124. Though coked up skinny Pam was pretty funny.

  125. Lady Gaga really sang Sound of Music well.

  126. No school for Rebecca tomorrow – I’m probably going to be canceling my doctor’s appointment, too. Sleet and ice in the forecast.

  127. It’s actually quite chilly here. I get goosebumps if I stand outside for more than five minutes or so.

  128. Pete Carroll leaving the SEAHAWKS?
    Late breaking story from ESPN Sports center 2/22/2015

    Pete Carroll, head coach of the Seattle Seahawks, is reported to be very near to signing on as a special consultant to The Pope in Vatican City. The Pope is looking to recruit Carroll to be a spokesman for the Catholic Church because he is the first man in history that made 150 million people jump up and yell “Jesus Christ!” at the same time.

  129. She’s driving away with the derp lights on
    And she’s making a play, she can’t go wrong
    She never waits too long

  130. Awake since 3. Up since 4. Gonna be a good week.

    Pulling MMM forward.


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