MMM 161: I missed Groundhog’s Day

I have to go to the airport in a few minutes, so I’m gonna be terse today. I probably also won’t be commenting much until Friday.

This week’s only selfie.
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Glutes.
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I miss the beach, and the sun.
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I’ve seen this gal from the front, Russian with a doll face.
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Meanwhile, in Ecuador…
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Girls having adonis lines is kind of odd.
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With that hiney, I’d be shocked if this was as much as she squats for real training.
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I wish she looked happier.
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Meanwhile, in Colombia…
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She looks much too serious.
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That’s it from me this week, folks. Time to go do the “commute” part of my “telecommute” gig.

201 Comments

  1. Yummy foist

  2. Looking at these “ladies” reminds me that my puppy is getting his testicles removed at the vet’s tomorrow.

  3. Looking at these ladies reminds me that I need to pick up some pressure treated 2×10’s this afternoon and rebuild the floor of a trailer.

  4. Morning.

  5. wakey wakey

  6. Quiet bunch today.

    Adonis girl has an impressive bulge, doesn’t he?

  7. Monday.
    Yea.

  8. Hmmm, number 7 seems to be in need of some upper support. Her loss, our gain.

  9. Brian Williams confirms that every one of these are chicks. He porked them all – one night – by himself.

  10. Leon’s categories are hilarious.

  11. Meanwhile in San Antonio…

    http://tinyurl.com/ouwq8cz

  12. By the power of GreyskullTaco bell!

  13. ha!

  14. *Tackles Mare.*

  15. Driving to work I heard yet another story on how e-cigs were going to be regulated as to how and where they can be sold and where they can be used, etc. Before too long there’s going to be a cottage industry of disguised e-cigs looking like pens, pencils, granola bars, coffee cups and so on.

  16. Looking at these ladies reminds me Bruce Jenner should not have been in such a rush to drive to his hormone therapy.

  17. On the one hand a rush to ban not-smoking water vapor solutions that are harmless to anyone else. On the other hand a rush to legalize smoking dope that smells as strong as cigars and can make people get a contact high.
    What a culture.

  18. Heaven’s no, Madonna’s not an aging attention whore!!!

    http://tinyurl.com/kubt8g4

  19. My link works, but it sucks because I thought I isolated one picture.

    Also, this comment sucks ass.

  20. Today in crony capitalism:
    After the end of prohibition, Georgia adopted a three-tier system for selling alcohol. Brewers and distillers make it, then a distribution company sells it for them, and retailers purchase and resell to the public. With the rise of craft breweries, however, the three-tier system creates a problem.

    When people go on brewery tours, they want to buy beer on site. The three-tier system prevents that from happening. A law in Georgia’s Senate, SB63, would change that…

    The distributors and retailers are angry that the law might pass and, naturally, are claiming such a law is against consumers’ interests…

    And the Georgia Beer Wholesalers Association has taken Governor Deal to breakfast and given more than $1 million in contributions to members of the Georgia legislature.

    I haven’t looked it up but even money says Deal is a Republican.

  21. Don’t you mean “this comment sucks horse?”

  22. A dress made out of snow fence?

  23. George, left…..mare, right:

    http://tinyurl.com/ml4ougy

  24. Pardon me, I must vomit.
    “This nation woke up this morning changed. As one columnist put it, America matured in 2008 by choosing Barack Obama.”
    — Anchor Brian Williams on NBC Nightly News, Nov. 5, 2008.

  25. Anyone know where a girl can get some quality wicker?
    (This is an old school H2 joke)
    http://tinyurl.com/nslext3

    Where’s that tool, Rosetta?

  26. Despite the wicker, at least she’s actually a woman.

  27. How long have I been out? It feels like a few weeks.

    Maybe I’ve commenting as my sock puppet.

    *looks up

    Oh shit.

  28. I think there’s some basil and strawberry stuck in your sock puppet.

  29. The tools here have suspicions that we are the same person MJ, they just don’t trust WHAT THEY KNOW!

    And our meds need a little adjusting. A LITTLE ADJUSTING.

  30. Sweet Jeebus on a kreplach. Licorice Dick actually referred to Muslims targeting Jews for murder as people who “randomly shoot a bunch of folks in a deli in Paris.”

    So I guess if you’re Jewish and Islamists kill you it’s a random thing, like getting a cold or a flat tire.

  31. Silly George, everyone knows that Jews don’t count…

  32. I can’t believe our candidate is going to be Jeb Bush.

    Bush vs Clinton

    BARFS

  33. Don’t write off Walker just yet, scott.

  34. One thing I’ve noticed about conservatives is that fewer of them seem to be LIV’s. That being the case, I’m hoping they vote their ideology rather than what the money tells them they ought to vote. There was never a President Phil Graham. I might be full of shit though.

  35. Scott who?

  36. Scott is an interesting name

  37. Scott is a scam.

  38. Time to shovel out.

    Andy must have 5 feet on the ground.

  39. We haven’t been hit that bad this time around. Only a few inches from the monster storm that’s hitting MA and southern ME.

  40. The Clinton vs. Walker jokes practically write themselves.

  41. Scam is a scot

  42. Comment by MJ on February 9, 2015 2:21 pm

    The Clinton vs. Walker jokes practically write themselves.

    This.

  43. This would be my question to Hillary from the press pool:

    It’s well established that your husband blew his goo on Monica’s face. Did he ever do that to you?

    No?

    Well, I think you could learn a little something there.

  44. Hillary – a woman who would look better with a load of splooge on her face.

  45. Hey now, we don’t know that Huma isn’t a squirter.

  46. I hope Scott doesn’t get picked off by any snipers while he is out shoveling.

  47. He’s too busy watching bodies float by.

  48. When he said bodies he meant daiquiris. And by street he meant the bar.

  49. Boston is up to 60 inches over the last 15 days.

    Snowiest month ever.

  50. Why not 61?

  51. Your mom is up 60 inches over the last 15 days.

  52. Four inches errryday would be HUGE.

  53. Length or width?

  54. Yes.

  55. Boston is up to 60 inches over the last 15 days.

    What’s really hilarious is that they are “running out of places to put the snow.”

    They are contracting with people who own lots and other open land in and around Boston to place the snow there.

    Here’s the funny thing. You may not know this, but there is a river that runs through Boston. There’s also the Boston Harbor.

    But the EPA won;t let them dump the snow in the harbor or the river for “environmental reasons.”

    That’s right. They can’t put frozen water in another large and extremely cold body of water because it might hurt the larger body of water… somehow..

    So they will, instead, pay to pile it up on lots in and around the city of Boston, where it will eventually melt and…

    ….naturally flow into the river and harbor.

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you…. our government at work.

  56. Yes.

    http://tinyurl.com/p8e6qlz

  57. it’s because of the sand and the salt! the pollution!

  58. you wouldn’t want that dirt in the road to wind up in the river, would you?

    H8r.

  59. you wouldn’t want that dirt in the road to wind up in the river, would you?

    Well, I prefer that it only get there through a natural process, such as melting snow or rain.

    Actually intentionally placing it there with a frontloader???? That’s pure evil, that is.

  60. Plus, if you dump it in the river, you’ll run out of water, because it has to melt.

  61. Just like if you fold too many pizza boxes, you’ll use up all the air in the store.

    Science!

  62. Plus, if you dump it in the river, you’ll run out of water, because it has to melt.

    You really missed your calling. Have you considered going to work for a major news organization or getting into politics?

  63. http://tinyurl.com/p8e6qlz

    Squares
    Circles
    What ever it takes

  64. Almost hit some of the same-sex marriage people having their celebration downtown today. Apparently traffic laws don’t apply to them, either.

    Love means never obeying the traffic signals!!!!!!!!

  65. Wiser, remember the hedge fund that Malloy gave $115 million?

    Paragraph 5

    http://www.courant.com/business/hc-ap-connecticut-rich-residents-dont-leave-20150209-story.html

  66. That article listed 4 people that live here that make $40 billion a year.

    How do you make $10 billion a year?

    That’s almost $5 million per hour.

  67. Is SpaceX going to launch today?

  68. My mistake, that is their net worth.

    They probably only make about a million a day.

  69. Ah, looks like postponed till Tuesday. Probably some CT billionaire had something to do with that.

  70. Before too long there’s going to be a cottage industry of disguised e-cigs looking like pens, pencils, granola bars, coffee cups and so on.

    I just pretend I’m smoking dope.

  71. Today I found a letter in German to one of the Paperclip guys. Either Google Translate doesn’t do scientific words very well, or this guy’s handwriting is beyond my comprehension. We used to have a deal with the Army library to translate documents, but I think that went away with the budget cuts.

  72. Roamy, since you have so much free time now, I posted a link to a guy that has all the episodes of Sea Patrol on youtube.

  73. Greetings, people who don’t run up on stage while others are accepting awards.

  74. http://tinyurl.com/qb76l78

  75. Something has to be done about these young girls and their overuse of unflattering, heavy black eyeliner.

    *slams fist on desk!*

  76. >>>>Wiser, remember the hedge fund that Malloy gave $115 million?

    Shocked.

  77. Huh, I thought “No Millionaire Left Behind” was the tag they put on George W?

  78. *slams fist on desk!*

    YEA!!!

    Who gives a shit about Islamic terrorism?

  79. Hey, Hostages, what’s the name of the clinic I go to if Jeb F’ing Bush is our candidate?

  80. MJ, can we buy this when we get our next paycheck?

    http://tinyurl.com/lekom98

  81. Next time I get a chance to ask questions to Obama and his table of advisors:

    http://tinyurl.com/qxzcalv

  82. Hey, Hostages, what’s the name of the clinic I go to if Jeb F’ing Bush is our candidate?

    It’s called a crackhouse.

  83. Sean, could you shoot me an email with the crack house number? Thanks.

  84. They, um, don’t usually have a phone. But if your town has…er…a MLK Blvd., head in that general direction.

    (I denounce myself.)

  85. **hugs Mare inappropriately**

  86. Are you back , mare?

    Don’t tease.

  87. Hi Roamy, Beasn, Oso, Carin, Hotspur and the rest of you turds who have given me a special hello.

    IYKWIMAITTYD.

    (I never get that acronym correct)

  88. Back in the ghetto bunker. The artillery fire is nonstop.

    Incoming!!!!!

  89. It was perfect. Welcome back. You were missed.

  90. We not only have a MLK Jr Blvd, we have a Cesar Chavez Blvd.

  91. Mare, if you leave us again I’m killing a puppy. A Muslim puppy but still.

  92. If orwell or b-rad is around, there’s a humdinger of a high speed chase on channel 2 right now. This guy is NOT going to prison.

  93. It occurs to me that this is why we don’t need an NFL team.

  94. Can’t we all just get along?

  95. SHOTS FIRED!!! SUSPECT IS DOWN!!!

  96. This would be a good time to knock over a bank in L.A. because the whole LAf’nPD is around this dirtbag on a freeway offramp in Monterey Park right now.

  97. Is he a cracker?

  98. Some kinda brown. Shaved head. Prolly one of oso’s cousins.

  99. It’s over already?

    Awwww.

  100. At least five crashes I counted, one carjacking, another attempt, and then capped by the boys in blue. I think he’s still alive.

  101. SWEEP THE LEG!!

  102. Heh. Text from my brother:

    After all the Cops episodes I’ve seen I imagine the first thing he said to the officers was “what did I do?”

  103. Am I supposed to know who Some Random Guy is?

  104. Yes. Some Random GUY seems like he’s been here before. Lurking. Commenting. I could be wrong. I thought Buffalone was Pupster.

  105. Sean, do we have a name on the brown individual in LA yet? Is he Messican or from further South? I can’t know if he’s a primo on such scanty information.

  106. They didn’t give a name. But Brian Williams was the arresting officer.

  107. LOLOLOL

  108. Sorry, Sean, @BWilliams and I were busy chasing a perp.

  109. SWEEP THE LEG!!
    ——

    hahahahahaa….Cyn!

  110. Mare’s prayer:

    Lord, please don’t let me be “peaked in high school” Rob Lowe.

  111. http://tinyurl.com/xbradsticker

  112. Pepe, that’s straight out of The Duffel Blog.

  113. Some random guy is funny and handsome, I’m told his life is awesome and he is the luckiest guy in the world.

    http://imgur.com/gallery/Z1h2eXX

  114. http://i.imgur.com/51oBhlo.gif

  115. Woodchucks don’t actually chuck wood?? Cyn, did you know this?

  116. Meanwhile, in other education news…

    http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/21178/

  117. Cyn knows everything.

  118. Mmmmmmm, Left Shark.

  119. Oso just ruined it all.

  120. Sorry. All these high temps in February are getting to me.

  121. Stealing Left Shark, Cyn.

  122. http://youtu.be/UmzsWxPLIOo

  123. I stole it myself from the twitterverse… enjoy!

  124. I once had a llama that would stare at his reflection all day in a window kinda like that dog in yer video there. Anyway, he was the most vain PoS in the whole herd and when I needed those worthless bastards to change pastures he would give me static until I would chase him around with the tractor. So, I rigged up a full sized rain bird (sprinkler that shoots ~40 yards) and then once His Majesty (I named him Lorenzo Llama, he was that vain) started making the gogo eyes at himself I Flipped on some Black Sabbath from the boom box and turned on the sprinkler and shot Lorenzo in the ass with a sling shot.
    After he recovered from his fainting spell he ran off with the other big rabbits but the next day he didn’t remember or didn’t care about the experience because he was right back there checking himself out again.
    I let it go after that. Llamas are dumb.

    Now, Mares on the other hand…

  125. I would pay to watch that llama movie. Animated.

  126. Holy shit, that just made me belly laugh, Mr. Chumpo. Also, that made me remember how good looking Lorenzo was.

  127. Now, Mares on the other hand…

    —–

    hahahahah……that there is some funny shit

  128. Oso just ruined it all.

    ——-

    Omgosh, I just wet my pants

  129. I once had a llama that would stare at his reflection all day in a window kinda like that dog in yer video there. Anyway, he was the most vain PoS in the whole herd and when I needed those worthless bastards to change pastures he would give me static until I would chase him around with the tractor. So, I rigged up a full sized rain bird (sprinkler that shoots ~40 yards) and then once His Majesty (I named him Lorenzo Llama, he was that vain) started making the gogo eyes at himself I Flipped on some Black Sabbath from the boom box and turned on the sprinkler and shot Lorenzo in the ass with a sling shot.
    After he recovered from his fainting spell he ran off with the other big rabbits but the next day he didn’t remember or didn’t care about the experience because he was right back there checking himself out again.
    I let it go after that. Llamas are dumb.

    Now, Mares on the other hand…

    —————————————————————————————
    The exact same thing happened to Brian Williams. But the llama was a man-eating tiger. Which he killed with his bare hands.

  130. A little fixy is afoot.

  131. The exact same thing happened to Brian Williams. But the llama was a man-eating tiger. Which he killed with his bare hands.

    Nooooooooooooooo!

  132. A little fixy is afoot.

    /mystery blog theater

  133. So, I’m not the one that screwed up this time, right?

  134. 3000

  135. /mystery blog theater3000

    —–

    I’m in…. and I know Wiser is too.

  136. Yeah. We have enough talent on this here Vaudeville act to make a go of it.

  137. Something for every one here.

    http://tinyurl.com/kmpz57l

  138. Look, it’s not going to happen, I don’t like his shoes:

    http://tinyurl.com/pqegowd

  139. http://is.gd/zPQU5R

  140. Car in used to rock these. Does she still?

    http://tinyurl.com/o5w3v8j

  141. We’ve got this!

    http://tinyurl.com/lvxsjtm

  142. Hi Mare!

  143. Vman! The sweetest guy ever! Are you still in the big H? Same Job?

    Dating?

    How’s the pup pup?

  144. Hey, Chumpo, while you’re here I thought I’d mention that there’s a lot of pretty good punk rock available for free on Amazon Prime Music just recently. Listening to “The Black Album” by The Damned right now at work.

  145. Thanks, Double Oh. On your recommendation I started a Prime account last month. I have been pleasantly surprised. I just picked this title up today.

    http://tinyurl.com/nz2ww56

    It’s a bit windy but I’m going to force my way through it.

  146. http://tinyurl.com/nz2ww56

    —–

    I knew it, I knew Seany would know a good crack house.

  147. Mare I know there is a great Crack Clinic and Trancedental Ashram on Tudor Ave in E. St Louis. If you get lost just hang your head out the window and ask directions to the Col’s House.
    They know what your mean.

  148. Mare
    Yes, Yes, Yes, good.
    I had my first foster failure. Foster dog #14 stole my heart.

    Who couldn’t love this face
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/vmaximus/15901511032/in/set-72157648695715610/

  149. Did anybody just give up on trying to explain to anybody else that underpants don’t go in the dishwasher today?

  150. Love that Frosted Face!

  151. You decided to keep him? That’s awesome, Vman!

  152. Vman, that pup is beautiful. Foster failure? I hope that means you just decided to keep him. And if so, well done!

  153. Wait a minute, is Oso’s avatar Ted?

    hahahahaha…..this place, it’s too much.

  154. I love him. Christmas movie.

  155. hahahahah, Christmas movie. Shit.

  156. I have spoke to the leadership about keeping him. No one has gotten back to me yet about signing the contract. He is not listed on the web site, and if someone is ever interested in him I will force the issue and adopt him.

  157. Vman, that face!!! You needs it. He needs you. Win win.

  158. Ooops, I forgot that thing where you do that thing that makes youtube videos not embedded. Anyone willing to remind me what I need to do to not do that again.

    also…. COCK

  159. Tiny hUrl dots com does the trick.

    Missed you.

  160. Chumpo, you’re alright. Not the dick that xbrad keeps saying you are in secret emails.

  161. I have spoke to the leadership…

    ——

    Please tell me Vman has not become a Scientolegist.

  162. His eyes are cloudy, he falls down a lot, he has arthritis in his back and is very weak, the spring on the flexi leader makes him fall over. I have to carry him up the stairs to my apartment 5 times a day.

    However he is gentle as a lamb, he plays with Zeke all the time, he makes friends with every dog or person he meets, he sticks to me like velcro, and I want him to have the best years of his life with me.

    Yes I fell for him.

  163. What Chumpo said Mare,
    Or delete the Http:\\
    that works too

  164. Holy crap, Vman, you’re a saint. What is his name? And he needs you.

  165. Please tell me Vman has not become a Scientolegist.
    Heh
    No I have not Mare.
    I am a small cog in a big machine. Just a volunteer that fosters pups for them. I have to go up the chain of command, so I do.

  166. Hey, I missed a high speed chase!

    Or maybe that was me.

  167. His name is Gable. I am not all that fond of that name, so I call him Gabe. Close enough. No disrespect to Gabe who occasionally comments here and shows up at our meat ups.

  168. Chase was on our news. I tell Dan that Sean said it looked like one of my relativos. Dan agreed and said “Looks like a Torrez”

  169. The Torrez part of mi familia are law abiding Republicans for the most part. It’s the Chavez y Chavez you need to look out for. Sheesh.

  170. FFS Dan has found some Mexican TengoTalento show. Kill me nao!

  171. In-law’s golden retriever is living the life of Riley in a nice house near Las Estrellas, taking walks and spying for cottontails.

  172. GO Santa Fe has some pretty funny dog laws. Dogs have to be in dog seats or dog harness seat belts in order to travel in the City Different.

  173. In-law’s golden retriever is living the life of Riley in a nice house near Las Estrellas, taking walks and spying for cottontails.

    The life of Riley actually involves more napping than any of that. Trust me.

  174. The life of Riley actually involves more napping

    The good life.

  175. Gabe naps a lot.
    And eats, and goes on walks.

  176. This is Riley, living the above-described life.

    http://tinyurl.com/qbk4zu9

  177. Awww…

  178. The driver isn’t getting a lot of support in the comments at that CBS2 link.

  179. Riley looks like he would be expert at giving dubious stares, as if to say “you’ve got to be kidding me.”

  180. G’night. Gingy needs snuggling.

  181. I’m pleasantly surprised that he’s not getting any support, b-rad. But when you tie up rush hour traffic as badly as he did, people get pissed.

    (Unless you’re Obama, in which case they’ll vote for you again.)

  182. The driver isn’t getting a lot of support in the comments at that CBS2 link.

    He did lousy at the suicide-by-cop competition.

  183. Actually, Eric, he’s a fairly credulous little fella. Most of the time if he’s staring at you it’s because ISN’T IT TIME FOR MY DINNER YET or OUTSIDE, PLEASE.

  184. Hmm. I pictured Riley as a cynic, not a voluptuary.

  185. He’s actually a Cocker Spaniel.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-4-gLlF0uw

  186. Heh. Nice.

  187. To think that Caesar bears such rebel blood
    That will be thawed from the true quality
    With that which melteth fools—I mean, sweet words,
    Low-crookèd curtsies, and base spaniel fawning.

    So Riley is a politician, is what we’re saying.

  188. He’s not a base spaniel. We splurged for several options.

  189. Leather int?

  190. I think the exterior is technically leather.

  191. We fought for good, stood side by side
    Our friendship never died
    On stranger waves, the lows and highs
    Our vision touched the sky
    Immortalists with points to prove
    I put my derp in you

  192. There’s a lot of manic energy this morning thanks to the pup not having breakfast. Today is the big day—The Neutering. He and the big dog weren’t fed in anticipation of the surgery (He’ll steal the big dog’s food).

  193. Snip snip

  194. Is Star pissed that there’s no breakfast?

    I would be.

  195. There is now a new poatsy:

    https://thehostages.wordpress.com/2015/02/10/lets-hurry-up-and-get-this-over-with/


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