Don’t Change

February 7, 2015
Categories: shut your whore mouth, slut . . Author: Cyn, Widgets Fixerer

311 Comments

  1. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 7:58 am

    Herro.

  2. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2015 8:11 am

    Good morning.

  3. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2015 8:12 am

    wakey wakey

  4. Comment by Car in on February 7, 2015 8:13 am

    Starting Strength arrived yesterday.

  5. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2015 8:18 am

    Farting Strength

  6. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 8:25 am

    +1

  7. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2015 8:26 am

    We were both busy all day yesterday and never got around to making a fire in the woodstove. The temperature has been in the minuses and the chimney got cold as a tomb. I’ve been trying to get the fire going and now the whole house smells like smoke with a hint of bacon from Paula’s cooking.

  8. Comment by PepeLp on February 7, 2015 8:27 am

    When does Stopping Strength arrive?

  9. Comment by pendejogrande on February 7, 2015 8:28 am

    Somebody brought their A-game. Way to go Cyn!!!

  10. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 7, 2015 8:29 am

    It’s a good book, Car in. I miss barbells a lot. Not sure if my shoulder is ready to go back or not.

  11. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2015 8:32 am

    If you still need a question answered I’m all ears PG. Either here or on my bro mail.

  12. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 8:44 am

    WANT!!!

    http://i.imgur.com/aLgb7d1.jpg

  13. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 8:48 am

    Oso, be sure to look at this ^^^ when you come around.

  14. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 8:55 am

    And to class up this joint, I give you…

    art

  15. Comment by pendejogrande on February 7, 2015 8:56 am

    Jimbro, I got an injection of cortisone in to my worn out hip joint yesterday and could already detect an improvement in pain by last night. I was gonna ask how it works but found a pretty informative article on tittyweb Jenkins that satisfied my curiosity.

  16. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 8:57 am

    That’s awesome that it’s working, PG; pain sucks.

  17. Comment by daveintexas on February 7, 2015 9:03 am

    I get a shot of cortisone in righty every 3-4 months because, I remember

  18. Comment by scott on February 7, 2015 9:26 am

    It tastes horrible.

  19. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 7, 2015 9:37 am

    Please tell me where our world would be today if this is the speech that went down in history:

    “Yesterday, December 7, 1941, a date which will live in infamy, the United States was suddenly and deliberately attacked by naval and air forces of the Empire of Japan. But let us never forget that we committed a genocide against the Native Americans. In fact, let us spend the day meditating on our flaws as a people.”

    http://save-send-delete.blogspot.com/2015/02/barack-obama-at-prayer-breakfast-does.html

  20. Comment by Colorado Alex on February 7, 2015 9:53 am

    Why does Car in neeed Stripping Strength? Is she finally going to get a job that pays well?

  21. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 9:58 am

    PSA: Valentine’s Day is NEXT SATURDAY.

    Ayep

  22. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 10:01 am

    That was a good read, Roamy.

  23. Comment by wiserbud on February 7, 2015 10:19 am

    art

  24. Comment by Vmaximus on February 7, 2015 10:21 am

    Heh
    I forgot about this one. “You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish”.
    Well you can tuna fish but you can’t tune a fish. Never mind.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEidbkibsiE

  25. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2015 10:32 am

    Cyn, SQUEEEEEEE

  26. Comment by scott on February 7, 2015 10:46 am

    One of my customers has a prodigy.net email address.
    Is that the same prodigy I had back in the dial up days?

  27. Comment by bcochran81 on February 7, 2015 11:00 am

    Morning Hostages.

    Excellent work, Cyn.

  28. Comment by bcochran81 on February 7, 2015 11:01 am

    Scott, my inlaws and my wife still use AOL email addresses. My parents have a bellsouth.net address.

  29. Comment by scott on February 7, 2015 11:08 am

    Prodigy rolled out in my area in 1988.

  30. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 11:16 am

    Prodigy

    Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.

  31. Comment by bcochran81 on February 7, 2015 11:20 am

    *smacks his bitch up*

  32. Comment by buffalone on February 7, 2015 11:36 am

    Oh, hey Bcrotch.

    http://is.gd/h3kigY

  33. Comment by scott on February 7, 2015 11:49 am

    I remember this piece of crap.
    You could shop….at sears, or buy airline tickets, or read an encyclopedia.

    http://is.gd/I7Eenh

  34. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 11:50 am

    Morning, Buff.

  35. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 11:51 am

    or read an encyclopedia.

    It’s even updated quarterly. HA!

  36. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 11:52 am

    Today’s vocabulary lesson

    dasypygal
    adj. – having hairy buttocks

    Use this in a sentence to show you understand it.

  37. Comment by bcochran81 on February 7, 2015 11:52 am

    Remarkably accurate, buff.

  38. Comment by Jay in Ames on February 7, 2015 12:03 pm

    George’s mom is guilty of dasypygal.

  39. Comment by mare on February 7, 2015 12:06 pm

    The Japanese Joe Biden (and Buffalone’s sister):

    http://tinyurl.com/nsnukce

  40. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 12:06 pm

    No, J’ames. You must use adjectives properly. You should have said something like “George’s mom shakes her dasypygal booty at the Mudd Club.”

    C-

  41. Comment by mare on February 7, 2015 12:08 pm

    I gave this post a thumbs up because that little dog kicks ass.

  42. Comment by scott on February 7, 2015 12:31 pm

    Snowing, again. Hope the roads don’t suck.

  43. Comment by beasn on February 7, 2015 12:31 pm

    Please tell me where our world would be today if this is the speech that went down in history:

    Regarding Barry’s cute little moral equivalence speech:

    “This is a guy who lives in my neighborhood … the notion that somehow as a consequence of me knowing somebody who engaged in detestable acts 40 years ago – when I was 8 years old – somehow reflects on me and my values doesn’t make much sense.” –Obama, discussing his good friend, guilty as f*ck, domestic terrorist, Ayers.

  44. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2015 12:33 pm

    Dasypygal is the leading cause of dingleberries.

  45. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 12:35 pm

    Dave is still funny.

    Hill still is not.

  46. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 12:37 pm

    SCOTT!

    *drinks*

  47. Comment by Tushar on February 7, 2015 12:37 pm

    Mare is here!

    The lamb was calling for you.

    youtu.be/2bzR0r_-vAY

  48. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 12:39 pm

    No, Jimbro. Dasypygal is an adjective, not a noun. You could have said ” George’s dasypygal body inflicts upon him painful dingleberries.”

    C

  49. Comment by Tushar on February 7, 2015 12:40 pm

    I still fondly remember kissing Scarlett Johanssen on the lips.

    Oh, my bad. Foggy memory and all that. She was in NY sometime last month, and I just happened to walk on NY streets later with my lips puckered 3 days later.

  50. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 12:43 pm

    Wow. I’m listening to wiserbud through VLC on an iPad.

    He still sounds like a right wing reactionary racist.

  51. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 12:45 pm

    Brian Williams remembers the tenderness of gently caressing Tom Brokaw’s balls before he took over the anchor slot.

    This memory is not in question.

  52. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2015 12:45 pm

    How’d you rig that GO? My monitor’s speakers are on the fritz.

  53. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 12:49 pm

    I just use the free VLC app for iOS. When you go to WATR’s website, tap on Listen Live on the right side, and a page opens with an .asf file icon, and a button to tap to open it in VLC. VLC opens, you tap on the displayed bar representing the .asf file and boom.

  54. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 12:51 pm

    Figures. Crony capitalist Tesla gets dealership fees to the state waived. Tesla: playthings for the 1% financed by the taxpayer.

  55. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2015 12:52 pm

    I’ll give it a try next week…I’m in the same room as a HGTV home remodeling marathon watched by my beloved sort of wife.

  56. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 12:55 pm

    Love Uber. Will use it to get to LAX later this year.

  57. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 12:56 pm

    My computer did NOT like VLC, yet my son swears by it. I had to uninstall almost at once.

  58. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 12:58 pm

    That’s strange. VLC should be pretty universal with ports for almost every operating system.

  59. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 12:59 pm

    Yeah, it was pretty strange that it didn’t work; tons of great feedback on it.

  60. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 1:01 pm

    Wonder if you have antivirus software that doesn’t like it.

  61. Comment by Tushar on February 7, 2015 1:02 pm

    BTW, anyone knows which Republican presidential nominee will be acceptable to Drew? It seems he will froth at the mouth and spontaneously combust whoever is the nominee.
    Only SMOD may be acceptable to him, but even SMOD will cause him to combust.

  62. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 1:03 pm

    Come to think of it, that was exactly the issue, George. I run Panda.

  63. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 1:08 pm

    Randy Quaid/David Hasselhoff for GOP 2016! The perfect blend of crazy and crooner will seduce and transfix the public.

  64. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 1:09 pm

    Can you make the virus software permit an exception? But I suppose Panda is perfectly good too.

  65. Comment by pendejogrande on February 7, 2015 1:13 pm

    Panda…….fried or smoked?

  66. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 1:15 pm

    I used to smoke panda but it became too hard to stuff it into the water pipe.

  67. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 1:16 pm

    *awards trophy to Wiser for bagging on Jenny McCarthy*

  68. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 1:20 pm

    Bonus vocabulary item

    xeronisus
    n. – inability to reach orgasm

  69. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 1:21 pm

    I probably could have set VLC as an exception, but it just wasn’t worth the effort, IIRC.

    I’ve used and trusted Panda long enough* that if it says no to a program then that’s good enough for me.

    *Panda saved my machine from a new variant of the Sober virus about 10 years ago when Norton’s help center reps told me that if “Norton didn’t detect it, then it wasn’t on my PC”.
    o_O

  70. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 1:23 pm

    Oh, I’m unfamiliar with Panda. I thought it was a sub for VLC. I haven’t had to mess much with antivirus software.

  71. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 1:25 pm

    Does Wiser still do cocktail of the week?

  72. Comment by xbradtc on February 7, 2015 1:26 pm

    I’ve used VLC for years and years, never had a problem. But I’ve heard other people bitch about it when they installed it.

  73. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 1:26 pm

    You keep going to websites with the word “xeronisus” on them and no amount of antivirus is gonna help you.

  74. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 1:27 pm

    I have an inability to go to those websites.

  75. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 1:31 pm

    This phone call is get really weird on WATR

  76. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 1:31 pm

    Getting

  77. Comment by daveintexas on February 7, 2015 1:34 pm

    I think they blocked my cell number

  78. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 1:35 pm

    Dave shouldn’t have kept phone-stalking Wiser

  79. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 1:42 pm

    I wish Wiser would ask the doc about dasypygal irritation

  80. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 1:51 pm

    Gay martini!

  81. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 1:52 pm

    Gay salad dressing martini!

  82. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 1:52 pm

    “Tones down the strawberry”, he said gleefully with pinkie finger extended.

  83. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 1:54 pm

    I saw Skymall open for Flock of Seagulls in 1987

  84. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 1:55 pm

    “Is MJ a little guy?”

    o_O

  85. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 2:01 pm

    Maybe he was asking for a friend.

  86. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 2:06 pm

    So Wiser is in for another foot of snow?

    http://is.gd/EEMUBr

  87. Comment by scott on February 7, 2015 2:15 pm

    What did I miss?

  88. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 2:27 pm

    MJ made a cocktail out of salad and Wiser learned about spraying deodorant on feet.

  89. Comment by bcochran81 on February 7, 2015 2:27 pm

    Comment by Tushar on February 7, 2015 1:02 pm

    BTW, anyone knows which Republican presidential nominee will be acceptable to Drew? It seems he will froth at the mouth and spontaneously combust whoever is the nominee.
    Only SMOD may be acceptable to him, but even SMOD will cause him to combust.

    Drew and the GOP are like a high school couple after they break up. No matter what the GOP does, it’s just further proof of how awful they are.

  90. Comment by scott on February 7, 2015 2:36 pm

    “BTW, anyone knows which Republican presidential nominee will be acceptable to Drew?”

    Maybe Ronald Reagan, but that might be pushing it.

  91. Comment by xbradtc on February 7, 2015 3:36 pm

    Lincoln was a RINO!

  92. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 3:54 pm

    Goldwater. Maybe.

  93. Comment by buffalone on February 7, 2015 4:11 pm

    He’s unelectable.

  94. Comment by xbradtc on February 7, 2015 4:12 pm

    Cyn For President 2016.

    Bacon, Beer, Beef Stroganoff.

    And the occasional pillow fight.

  95. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 4:26 pm

    King George III 2016: Because it’s time for a zombie monarch

  96. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2015 4:43 pm

    Brian Williams takes leave of absence.

  97. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 4:56 pm

    Brian Williams takes leave of absence.

    Did he misremember to do so?

  98. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 5:00 pm

    I thought Lyin’ Brian just made a little mistake? Why take a paid vacation few days off after his deeply felt and sincere apology?

    What’s Brian and NBC afraid of happening? I thought NBC planned precisely zero disciplinary action?

  99. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on February 7, 2015 5:03 pm

    Buh Bye.

  100. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 5:04 pm

    White House aides are still trying to explain President Obama’s controversial prayer breakfast speech after he reminded Christians that they “committed terrible deeds in the name of Christ.”
    …
    According to the New York Times, the aide also explained that Obama wanted to be provocative in his remarks to put the brutality of Islamic State terrorists into historical perspective.

    You mean the perspective that Islamic terrorists have been the most violent and barbaric animals in the last century? Okay, I’ll buy that.

  101. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 5:06 pm

    While Lyin’ Brian almost certainly didn’t contract dysentery as he claimed at New Orleans during NBC’s Katrina hysteria, I suspect his lower colon is feeling pretty queasy these days.

  102. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 5:08 pm

    I’m shocked. Back when Brian Williams and I killed Osama Bin Laden, he seemed like an honest guy.

    —
    Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) February 07, 2015

  103. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2015 5:18 pm

    Good post-Superbowl column that maybe only Scott will read:

    http://grantland.com/the-triangle/running-diary-super-bowl-xlix-new-england-patriots-seattle-seahawks/

    (If you’re not a NE fan it’s probably not worth your time!)

  104. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 5:23 pm

    Fine. FINE. I didn’t want to read it anyways.

  105. Comment by PepeLp on February 7, 2015 5:25 pm

    SR-71 article

    http://tinyurl.com/q7nwqhj

  106. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2015 6:00 pm

    >>>Fine. FINE. I didn’t want to read it anyways.

    It’s a long article filled with a lot of Boston sports lore Cyn. I guessed most people would click, look at the length, read most of the first paragraph and then click the back button.

  107. Comment by daveintexas on February 7, 2015 6:02 pm

    My oldest brother in law was a stress airframe engineer on the BlackBird.

    He’s very fat.

  108. Comment by buffalone on February 7, 2015 6:19 pm

    HAH! Fooled you.

    I didn’t even click.

  109. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2015 6:26 pm

    Good day, juvenile and geriatric delinquents.

  110. Comment by buffalone on February 7, 2015 6:42 pm

    Leon finally makes it back to the gym on Monday.

    http://is.gd/TSYPiN

  111. Comment by scott on February 7, 2015 6:43 pm

    CYN! What does your 12:37 comment mean?

    * drinks *

  112. Comment by buffalone on February 7, 2015 6:44 pm

    Hi Sean, I’m glad you are here. I’m strugglng with a funny tag or context framing for this gif, can you help me?

    http://is.gd/YP9eBD

  113. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2015 6:47 pm

    Hmmmm…that is tough, buffaloaf. How about “Error 502: Bad gateway”?

  114. Comment by buffalone on February 7, 2015 6:54 pm

    Yeah…I see where you are going with that. I was thinking more like

    “You pull ear now” in Chinese phonetics or something.

  115. Comment by xbradtc on February 7, 2015 7:27 pm

    Not the threesome porn I was looking for.

  116. Comment by bcochran81 on February 7, 2015 7:38 pm

    http://is.gd/YP9eBD

    The GOP, the DNC and the public.

  117. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2015 7:50 pm

    Seriously, though, is.gd is down for me. I can’t see anything.

  118. Comment by bcochran81 on February 7, 2015 7:54 pm

    Two koalas humping with a human giving an assist.

  119. Comment by buffalone on February 7, 2015 7:54 pm

    Heh. Bad gateway. Sorry Sean. This gif:

    http://tinyurl.com/pvfkq6b

  120. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 7, 2015 8:15 pm

    I finally saw “American Sniper” today. One of the speakers in the theater buzzed whenever it got really loud. It was really bad during the funeral scenes, so I couldn’t tell if they cut the sound during the credits or if it was supposed to roll silently.

  121. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on February 7, 2015 8:31 pm

    I bet they cut the sound.

    How did ye like the film?

  122. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on February 7, 2015 8:42 pm

    I’m going to see a very good Oingo Bongo cover band this night because my bride is an avid “80’s Lady”. I’m down for the crime. At least the venue is top shelf.

    Remember me well and put some $ on my chit at County Lockup.

    Thanks in advance.

  123. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2015 8:49 pm

    Okay, now that I see it, how about…

    Taikonaut Zhang Mai was told that the mission prep for the first Chinese-Australian joint space mission would begin with an icebreaker, but this was ridiculous.

  124. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 7, 2015 9:01 pm

    Chumpo, I cried. I can’t remember ever seeing a movie in the theater that made me cry at all, much less like that.

    It made me think about my nephews and Mr. RFH’s co-worker after all their tours.

  125. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on February 7, 2015 9:02 pm

    I knew you would come up with something

  126. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on February 7, 2015 9:17 pm

    It’s a sad time, Mita. Things are well FUBAR’d. I can’t make it through the Canadian Nat Anthem with out a support group let alone our own tried and true.

    It’s hard to write even this.

    Long may it wave.

  127. Comment by buffalone on February 7, 2015 9:27 pm

    I’m not touching your chit, pervert.

  128. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on February 7, 2015 9:27 pm

    c’mon! Im going to need toiletries!

  129. Comment by buffalone on February 7, 2015 9:30 pm

    I cried like a baby when I saw United 93 in theater. I also snuck in a pint of spirit for my extra large soda and probably shouldn’t have driven home after. That was 2006.

  130. Comment by buffalone on February 7, 2015 9:31 pm

    Just knowing that an Oingo Boingo cover band exists makes me want to weep also. What did they have, one hit, two albums?

  131. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2015 9:39 pm

    Buffalone, me too. The crying, not the drinking.

  132. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on February 7, 2015 9:41 pm

    No. They were a cornerstone of the big scene in these parts. (don’t make me defend them, I’m a punker)

    They were as ugh as yu can be and their genius front man bailed at exactly the right time to become The Composer in Hollywood.

  133. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on February 7, 2015 9:43 pm

    Ok. I have to make a drink before I go. On and On, Bastages and Hawties.

  134. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2015 9:44 pm

    Oingo Boingo was a staple on The World Famous KROQ before the station started playing Metallica and turned to Nu-Metal shit.

  135. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2015 9:46 pm

    I’ve heard of Oingo Boingo bu never bought their stuff. When I looked them up and saw Danny Elfman as a member the light bulb went off.

  136. Comment by Jimbro on February 7, 2015 9:46 pm

    but

  137. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2015 9:49 pm

    I’m worse than Drew M. I support Ace’s decimation idea. These last 3 betrayals were the final straw. I no longer GAF who is in DC.

  138. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2015 9:50 pm

    I call this one “I am the one who catches them all.”

    http://tinyurl.com/l6skmd8

    What say you, beefalone?

  139. Comment by buffalone on February 7, 2015 9:54 pm

    their genius front man bailed at exactly the right time to become The Composer in Hollywood.

    Oh, of course…Danny Elfman.

    http://is.gd/UDfGyD

    I’d like to stomp a puddle in his fucking chest.

  140. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 7, 2015 9:54 pm

    I get error 502 for all the is.gd links, too.

  141. Comment by buffalone on February 7, 2015 9:57 pm

    I hate tinyurl ever since they started not going back when I pushed the back button.

    I’m not linking that Danny Elfman song again. Imagine “What’s This” from Nightmare Before Christmas and then tie your belt to the pull up bar.

  142. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2015 9:59 pm

    I love Danny Elfman.

  143. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 10:10 pm

    No prob for me with is.gd. Browser issue??

    Running: Chrome Version 41.0.2272.43 beta-m (64-bit)

  144. Comment by buffalone on February 7, 2015 10:11 pm

    That’s it we’re breaking up, Oso. It’s not you, it’s…no wait, it’s you.

  145. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2015 10:15 pm

    Poor little guy.

  146. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 10:18 pm

    Play nice, you two!

  147. Comment by Colorado Alex on February 7, 2015 10:19 pm

    So Wells Fargo canceled my debit card and can’t explain why.

  148. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2015 10:20 pm

    Dunno, Cyn. I’m running Pale Moon 25.2.1 (x86). I haven’t had any issues with is.gd before. It’s showing this in a banner at the top of the homepage:

    This page (http://is.gd/) is currently offline. However, because the site uses CloudFlare’s Always Online™ technology you can continue to surf a snapshot of the site. We will keep checking in the background and, as soon as the site comes back, you will automatically be served the live version. Always Online™ is powered by CloudFlare | Hide this Alert

    I’m stumped.

  149. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 10:20 pm

    Or you could just kick his ass and be done with it.
    http://i.imgur.com/mkgMB.jpg

  150. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 10:22 pm

    Wells Fargo is de debil, Alex; I had to make my mom’s Visa payments on line for years because of a CSR phone payment screw-up that never got resolved.

  151. Comment by buffalone on February 7, 2015 10:22 pm

    Dude pulls a hammy.

    http://imgur.com/gallery/2e8DtwQ

  152. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 7, 2015 10:24 pm

    I’m running Firefox 35.0. Besides the gateway error, it’s showing a graphic that my browser is working, Cloudflare in Atlanta is working, but is.gd has a host error. “Website is offline. No cached version of this page is available.”

  153. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2015 10:24 pm

    hahaha Cyn.

  154. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 10:24 pm

    I clicked you link, Sean, and is.gd was open for business for me.

    Sounds like a recent is.gd update and there’s a wonky API issue that Pale Moon hasn’t caught up with yet.

    I don’t even know what that means.

  155. Comment by buffalone on February 7, 2015 10:25 pm

    You wouldn’t want to eat me, I’m very bland and gamey and I do not pair well with green chilis.

  156. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2015 10:26 pm

    That’s the same thing I’m getting when I click on the individual links, roamy. Except mine sez Cloudflare in Los Angeles.

  157. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 10:26 pm

    Just tried is.gd in IE (don’t have FF or PM)

    http://is.gd/2q3nWP

    Seems to work fine

  158. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 10:28 pm

    Just so you two don’t miss out on my is.gd linky,

  159. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2015 10:29 pm

    Cyn is teh smart.

  160. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 10:33 pm

    Has there been a recent browser update? Can you get to is.gd thru IE? Are you guys running some version of Adblock Plus?

  161. Comment by ChrisP on February 7, 2015 10:36 pm

    Roamy,
    Theater was crowded in the middle of the week when we went. Seemed to be all our-age(Viet Nam era} folks.
    Nobody said anything during the flick, or moved until the credits were done.
    A bunch of the Morons™ reported the same…

  162. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2015 10:37 pm

    I’m getting 502 on safari, too. Run buffalone run. (Not a fan of buffalo even with green chile)

  163. Comment by ChrisP on February 7, 2015 10:38 pm

    Running Firefox 35.0.01 and I get “Bad Gateway” on Cyns
    http://is.gd/2q3nWP…

  164. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 7, 2015 10:38 pm

    Tried IE, same error.

  165. Comment by xbradtc on February 7, 2015 10:42 pm

    No problems at all on PalemoonwhateverfuckingversionImrunning.

  166. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 7, 2015 10:44 pm

    ChrisP, was there music during the credits?

  167. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2015 10:45 pm

    I, um, don’t use IE.

    Ew.

  168. Comment by buffalone on February 7, 2015 10:45 pm

    http://imgur.com/gallery/wyVFRPH

  169. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 10:46 pm

    Nobody “uses” IE. It’s just there so we can d/l real browsers, duh.

  170. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 10:56 pm

    Any problems with this one?

    http://goo.gl/25OBqQ

  171. Comment by ChrisP on February 7, 2015 10:57 pm

    Roamy,
    Yeah, there was…

  172. Comment by ChrisP on February 7, 2015 10:58 pm

    Cyn,
    WTF was that???

  173. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 11:00 pm

    Some sort of dust mop attachment. I think.

  174. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2015 11:02 pm

    Awww…freaky fur baby.

  175. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 7, 2015 11:06 pm

    No problem with goo.gl or tinyurl.

  176. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2015 11:10 pm

    Did anybody return all the nude photos they hacked from anybody else’s cloud account today?

  177. Comment by Cyn on February 7, 2015 11:13 pm

    Did anybody return all the nude photos they hacked from anybody else’s cloud account today?

    Crap.

  178. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2015 11:18 pm

    O.o

  179. Comment by xbradtc on February 7, 2015 11:24 pm

    Didn’t really want them back, Sean.

  180. Comment by xbradtc on February 7, 2015 11:24 pm

    This is kinda interesting.

    IamA Lazaro Dubrocq (One of the kids that read to George Bush on 9/11) AMA!
    byu/Brocq inIAmA

  181. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 7, 2015 11:30 pm

    One other thing about “American Sniper” – it made me despise Jesse Ventura that much more.

  182. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2015 11:32 pm

    XB, I remember on the 10 year anniversary, some of the kids being interviewed. Michael Moore and his minions made fun of the My Pet Goat story. Most of the kids appreciated the way W handled the situation. I guess we all can’t get a shout out like TFG the day of Ft Hood.

  183. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2015 11:33 pm

    I have sold over 100 copies of the MTI version of American Sniper. I’ve even sold 5 of the Spanish version.

  184. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 11:35 pm

    Maybe Brian Williams can get a job starring on Aaron Sorkin’s “Newsroom.” After all he’s been good at telling fictional stories and pretending to be a journalist for years.

  185. Comment by George Orwell on February 7, 2015 11:37 pm

    In an effort at damage control Brian Williams plans to change his legal name to Ron Burgundy.

  186. Comment by xbradtc on February 7, 2015 11:39 pm

    I guess we all can’t get a shout out like TFG the day of Ft Hood.

    Weird. Was just thinking about that particular shoutout today.

  187. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2015 11:40 pm

    I have The Reaper and Modern American Sniper in hardcover. I’m a selling fool! LOL (I’m running a 15% increase in a dying format). I guess it helps to have a book/movie associate that reads and watches movies.

  188. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2015 11:42 pm

    XB, I’m not a wordsmith like you and Sean and others. Your post about the Ft Hood PHs and why now, made sense to me. Before, I was just running on H8

  189. Comment by xbradtc on February 7, 2015 11:47 pm

    I got a review copy of The Reaper in the mail. Still haven’t gotten around to starting it.

  190. Comment by Sean M. on February 7, 2015 11:48 pm

    Aw, shucks, I’m no wordsmith. I’m just a simple country lawyer.*

    *Not actually licensed to practice law in any jurisdiction

  191. Comment by osoloco11 on February 7, 2015 11:55 pm

    You guys make me laugh on a daily basis.

  192. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2015 12:23 am

    Tomorrow was supposed to be my last work day before vacay. Then Dan stayed sick. Cold became bronchitis. Cancelled reservations in AZ/LV. Never even had a chance to contact Cyn about Twin Arrows reservation. Booked a hot tub suite in El Paso for Valentine’s WKND. Gingy’s follow up and med schedule ruined that. Blergh. Staycation.

  193. Comment by Sean M. on February 8, 2015 12:33 am

    Aw, that sucks. But at least you won’t miss your doggehs.

  194. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2015 12:36 am

    I know. I was just really looking forward to getting away. Gingy is still acting weird. Didn’t want her braunschweiger tonight. That never happens.

  195. Comment by Sean M. on February 8, 2015 12:52 am

    Deine Mutter wollte meine Braunschweiger heute Abend.

  196. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2015 12:54 am

    I have no idea what that means but I’m GLAR. (Homage to IB)

  197. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2015 1:18 am

    4AM wake up. G’night.

  198. Comment by Sean M. on February 8, 2015 4:13 am

    Damaging earthquakes rocked Pasadena.

  199. Comment by Mr. Chumpo on February 8, 2015 5:08 am

    Sorry, Pasadena. That was me getting kicked out of the show for fighting. Good news: my lady got kicked out for fighting too.
    Better news: The show was almost over.

    No more swarmy earthquakes in SoCal.

    As ye were.

    P.S. the band was all right.

  200. Comment by scott on February 8, 2015 7:56 am

    Oh joy, more snow.

  201. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2015 8:20 am

    Winter Wonderland

  202. Comment by Jimbro on February 8, 2015 8:22 am

    Same here. S’posed to snow lightly for the next 2 days with a total accumulation of 8-12 inches. Paula is going stir crazy and wants to “go and do something”. I’ll be feeding the woodstove.

  203. Comment by scott on February 8, 2015 8:26 am

    If they cancel school tomorrow, Laura will be missing the same classes for the 3rd week in a row.

  204. Comment by Jimbro on February 8, 2015 8:30 am

    That sucks. I’d like to think that in this day and age the profs could add assignments and give quizzes on the material to lighten the burden. Although if it worked too well they might begin to question why they had to go to classes in the first place.

    I’m hoping they don’t cancel here. The kids are thrilled now but it’s painful when they go late into June and we want to be at camp.

  205. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2015 8:41 am

    It really wouldn’t be that hard for the profs to video record and upload their lecture. My boys’ teachers already have all their assignments for the week on each of their webpages.

  206. Comment by scott on February 8, 2015 8:43 am

    There is no need for classes, textbooks, and about 97% of the teachers.

    It could all be done online.

    whispers —- it’s a scam

  207. Comment by scott on February 8, 2015 8:54 am

    The textbook thing is criminal.

  208. Comment by Hotspur on February 8, 2015 8:56 am

    When I was in boot camp, we spent a great deal of time in classrooms – lots to learn in a very short period of time. Nearly all of the classes were via CCTV. We basically sat in the room and watched a recording of the lesson. If you didn’t pass the quiz, you got to watch it again – on your own time – until you passed. That was in 1967, so it isn’t like this idea hasn’t already been in use.

  209. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2015 9:01 am

    For the text books to cost as much as a credit hour is bullshit. I’ve been reading that the publishers now attach some sort of code to access the non-paper-published material online so that you can’t even buy used anymore.

    How in the hell did this shit happen??

  210. Comment by mare on February 8, 2015 9:24 am

    I always knew Cyn’s backyard would be cool:

    http://tinyurl.com/os2jta6

  211. Comment by scott on February 8, 2015 9:37 am

    The students are part of the problem. They are scanning them and making them available to everyone else for free.

    Nobody cares that it is illegal, $200 books should be illegal too.

  212. Comment by Car in on February 8, 2015 9:44 am

    There is no need for classes, textbooks, and about 97% of the teachers.

    It could all be done online.

    whispers —- it’s a scam

    If only there were some way to learn things w/o going to a (often expensive) university.

    *sigh

    If only knowledge were free.

    *cries

  213. Comment by Car in on February 8, 2015 9:45 am

    Undergrad degree= a really expensive IQ test

  214. Comment by Car in on February 8, 2015 9:48 am

    Hannah (problem child #3) just got her class ranking. #20 out of 400. All those years w/o a certified teacher. I’m just glad she’s been able to overcome.

  215. Comment by mare on February 8, 2015 9:54 am

    All those years w/o a certified teacher. I’m just glad she’s been able to overcome.

    —–

    Well done, Carin.

  216. Comment by scott on February 8, 2015 9:59 am

    What is wrong with electronic textbooks?

  217. Comment by scott on February 8, 2015 10:00 am

    Car in, did you get any tax credits for home schooling?

  218. Comment by mare on February 8, 2015 10:01 am

    Except for a few majors college seems to be a scam. An opportunity for sex and drunkyness and you pay through the a-hole for that opportunity.

    But if our college system changed, would we have college football?

    *thinks hard with hand on chin about life*

  219. Comment by Car in on February 8, 2015 10:01 am

    Scott, you know I’m teasing. Learning happens between your mind and a book. A teacher can facilitate, but that’s about it. In today’s world, and the internet, there certainly are plenty of places one can go to have confusing things explained to them. My kids have a “teaching textbook” to explain math concepts, and there is a video they can use for really confusing things.

    The thing what’s wrong with electronic textbooks is that Daddy sugar isn’t gonna get his money. University/ textbooks is a huge scam.

  220. Comment by Car in on February 8, 2015 10:02 am

    Negative, scott. NO tax credits.

    I’m the enemy, because I took money out of the school system by not having my kids in a chair on “count day”.

  221. Comment by mare on February 8, 2015 10:03 am

    Brian Williams is an insecure putz.

    But I’m mostly creeped out about his attitude toward watching his daughter get tongued in every orifice.

    *thinks hard with hand on chin about saying gross stuff*

  222. Comment by Car in on February 8, 2015 10:07 am

    We’ve missed you Mare. You “Mare’s Musings” hasn’t been the same.

  223. Comment by mare on February 8, 2015 10:10 am

    True story (not Brian Williams-like embellished):

    Met an old student at Starbucks. She was a Harvard med student. Told me when I wrote a rather long comment on her notebook about her exceptional note taking and organizational skills, that made the most impression on her and has since dedicated a great deal of time to those two crafts.

    My point. Those are skills that are great to teach or reinforce and I didn’t need a teaching degree to do it. It probably was part of her personality.

    *thinks hard with hand on chin about what a useless teacher I was*

  224. Comment by mare on February 8, 2015 10:15 am

    Did Obama mention the present day extermination of Christians in the ME when he made his idiotic prayer meeting speech?

  225. Comment by scott on February 8, 2015 10:15 am

    It’s hard to teach with all the RPG’s and rockets.

  226. Comment by scott on February 8, 2015 10:17 am

    I think I need to go out for supplies before the snow starts.

  227. Comment by scott on February 8, 2015 10:17 am

    * lowers head and runs toward truck *

  228. Comment by Jimbro on February 8, 2015 10:22 am

    I must have been lucky because I can recall a lot of teachers that taught well over the course of my education. The ones that really stand out were from college. Aside from a few exceptions, the ones in med school sucked.

    By my second year of med school (first 2 years were pre-clinical) I’d just report to the library every day like it was my job. We had a note taking service run by our classmates and between those notes, handouts, textbooks and old tests I’d only go to class for exams in most of my classes.

  229. Comment by Jimbro on February 8, 2015 10:23 am

    Did you get the bread Scott?

    GET THE BREAD !!!!

  230. Comment by Jimbro on February 8, 2015 10:25 am

    I’m having a hard time deciding between making a cup of coffee or a cup of tea. If I have tea now I doubt I’ll want one this afternoon…

    Coffee it is.

  231. Comment by Car in on February 8, 2015 10:49 am

    Mare, Obama’s too retarded to understand history or wtf is going on today.

    There is “no existential threat” says Susan Rice.

  232. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 8, 2015 10:53 am

    I’m having a hard time deciding between making a cup of coffee or a cup of tea.

    I split the gordian knot on this one and heated up some broth.

  233. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 8, 2015 10:56 am

    0bama doesn’t know what those words mean.

  235. Comment by pendejogrande on February 8, 2015 11:00 am

    So in Rice’s world the only reason to project or use force is to protect your own existence? You can’t use it to police a free trade network or to keep enemies from seizing your trade partners? A microcosm of her theory on the use of force at the international level would be to dismiss the police force in your town on the premise that you can wait until the predators who have seized the town in the absence of force try to enter your home and shoot them at that time. It hasn’t befome existential until then.

  236. Comment by pendejogrande on February 8, 2015 11:02 am

    Shorter verson=we are ruled by dumb cunts. O is one of them.

  237. Comment by Car in on February 8, 2015 11:10 am

    Yea, you’re shorter version just gets the point. Ralph Peters had a good little rip on her this morning on FauxNews.

  238. Comment by scott on February 8, 2015 11:17 am

    Got wine and Tito’s. We’re good for a couple of days.

  239. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 8, 2015 11:27 am

    So wait, was Libya an existential threat?

  240. Comment by Jimbro on February 8, 2015 11:36 am

    To SCOAMF’s reelection, yes.

  241. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 8, 2015 11:48 am

    MMM scheduled for 558am. Time to go see if my boarding pass gets “TSA pre-check” printed on it properly or if I in fact have to cut a bitch.

  242. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2015 11:54 am

    But bread… did you remember to get bread??!?

  243. Comment by xbradtc on February 8, 2015 11:57 am

    Mena Suvari. Hot or not?

  244. Comment by buffalone on February 8, 2015 11:58 am

    And thou, did you remember to get the thou?

  245. Comment by leoncaruthers on February 8, 2015 12:01 pm

    Mena Suvari. Hot or not?

    Hot enough.

  246. Comment by buffalone on February 8, 2015 12:01 pm

    She has a weird face. If her hair is right she is attractive, but other times not so much.

    http://tinyurl.com/lnyd7nu

  247. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2015 12:05 pm

    She’d do.

  248. Comment by xbradtc on February 8, 2015 12:15 pm

    OK, I think this week we’ll go with the obvious choice of Charlotte McKinney, and save Mena for some week when we have no one else in mind.

  249. Comment by scott on February 8, 2015 1:01 pm

    Laura knows how to make bread.

    We also got 1600 lbs of pellets. I cleaned out 2 different Home Depots.

    The wood pellet shortage is back.

  250. Comment by daveintexas on February 8, 2015 1:07 pm

    It’s 70 here

  251. Comment by buffalone on February 8, 2015 1:10 pm

    http://imgur.com/gallery/eRQcIf8

  252. Comment by scott on February 8, 2015 1:24 pm

    Room temperature.

  253. Comment by scott on February 8, 2015 1:31 pm

    I am getting pretty good at furniture repair.
    I should take a course.

  254. Comment by pendejogrande on February 8, 2015 1:43 pm

    Scott can fix other people’s wood. That’s good to know.

  255. Comment by xbradtc on February 8, 2015 1:47 pm

    Cheetos should come with vitamin supplements cooked in.

  256. Comment by Jimbro on February 8, 2015 2:23 pm

    >>>The wood pellet shortage is back.

    Yeah, and you created it!

  257. Comment by xbradtc on February 8, 2015 2:30 pm

    The hobo pellet shortage is the crisis we can’t talk about.

  258. Comment by Jimbro on February 8, 2015 2:32 pm

    *wonders whether a hobo pellet is akin to a rabbit pellet*

  259. Comment by beasn on February 8, 2015 2:35 pm

    There is “no existential threat” says Susan Rice.

    Makes you wish their ISIS buddies show up at the WH unexpectedly for tea.

  260. Comment by scott on February 8, 2015 2:37 pm

    I only recognized about 1/2 the employees.

    They must put 75-100 people through training every year. That can’t be cheaper than paying a little better.

  261. Comment by beasn on February 8, 2015 2:39 pm

    I hung up a couple of seed bells in some bushes. Took a few weeks but WE’VE GOT BERDZ! Cardinals, juncos, bluejays, tits, and something brownish with a red head (not a female cardinal).

    #needrealbirdfeeders

  262. Comment by pendejogrande on February 8, 2015 2:39 pm

    Speaking of pellets, I saw 50 lb bags of shredded rubber that you can buy to put down in play areas yesterday at Lowe’s. Made me think about xbrad for some reason.

  263. Comment by beasn on February 8, 2015 2:47 pm

    Scott, I went to the Walmart I used to work at yesterday for some dollar Italian bread. Probably the third time there since I quit 2 years ago.

    Place totally went to hell. It’s like they want to shut the bakery down.

    Turnover started getting bad, not because of pay, but after they installed a shitty manager and then got worse after changes due to obuttcare kicked in. A work force comprised of mostly part timers, don’t give many shits.

  264. Comment by xbradtc on February 8, 2015 3:00 pm

    Cardinals, juncos, bluejays, tits, and something brownish with a red head (not a female cardinal).

    Pics!

  265. Comment by PepeLp on February 8, 2015 3:02 pm

    Face Chimp link for Beasn

    http://tinyurl.com/lws4jgu

  266. Comment by pendejogrande on February 8, 2015 3:04 pm

    Ten years ago I spent roughly $500 a month at Walmart. Everything from groceries to bedding to underwear to tires to oil changes. Today I rarely go into one unless I have to. Partly it is that I have more money than I did then and can afford not to cut quite as many corners, but mostly it’s due to the chronically shitty conditions and service in their stores due to under-staffing.

  267. Comment by beasn on February 8, 2015 3:13 pm

    Here ya go, xbrad.

    http://tinyurl.com/puqwvt9

  268. Comment by beasn on February 8, 2015 3:16 pm

    Daww, thank you Pepe! Never gets old!

    SQUEE

  269. Comment by beasn on February 8, 2015 3:21 pm

    pendejo, even when I worked there, I did most of my shopping at the local grocery chain and Target.

  270. Comment by buffalone on February 8, 2015 3:35 pm

    Target: When you are willing to pay a little more to not have to go to WalMart.

  271. Comment by buffalone on February 8, 2015 3:42 pm

    Nice Jeep, Jewstin.

    http://imgur.com/gallery/xTLAQdX

  272. Comment by scott on February 8, 2015 3:43 pm

    How big is the bird with the read head?

  273. Comment by scott on February 8, 2015 3:47 pm

    I spend a lot of money at Walmart, but I don’t go there.

    Free shipping.

  274. Comment by buffalone on February 8, 2015 3:50 pm

    I got the same DVD set of WKRP shows as Wiser did for Christmas, just started season 1. I never knew this:

    The closing theme, “WKRP In Cincinnati End Credits,” was a hard rock number composed and performed by Jim Ellis, an Atlanta musician who recorded some of the incidental music for the show. According to people who attended the recording sessions, Ellis didn’t yet have lyrics for the closing theme, so he improvised a semi-comprehensible story about a bartender to give an idea of how the finished theme would sound. Wilson decided to use the words anyway, since he felt that it would be funny to use lyrics that were deliberate gibberish, as a satire on the incomprehensibility of many rock songs

    http://tinyurl.com/nr26w6m

  275. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2015 3:55 pm

    Related:

  276. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2015 3:57 pm

    uh hu

  277. Comment by scott on February 8, 2015 3:59 pm

    The should have gotten Joe Cocker to sing that.

  278. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2015 4:08 pm

    Didn’t Bob Dylan slur some of his stuff too?

  279. Comment by Colorado Alex on February 8, 2015 4:10 pm

    My online calc class consisted of videos of the professor lecturing the in-person class, a pdf of the notes that she took on the smart board, and the weekly assigned problems. If you needed more help she welcomed office visits and emails. It seemed to work out well.

  280. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2015 4:24 pm

    Wow, wow, wow…

  281. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2015 4:25 pm

    That dude really is a cockholster.

  282. Comment by Jimbro on February 8, 2015 4:32 pm

    That Herald columnist is their reliably liberal writer too

  283. Comment by roamingfirehydrant on February 8, 2015 5:00 pm

    Karma’s a bitch, or is that too much schadenfreude?

  284. Comment by Cyn on February 8, 2015 5:43 pm

    Seems just about right to me.

  285. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2015 5:48 pm

    I’m really enjoying this. Ace has been en fuego. Soopermexican, too. My d-rat family is posting about Jeff Sessions. O M G, Scott Walker is cutting public school funding and supporting vouchers. ~swoon~

  286. Comment by George Orwell on February 8, 2015 6:05 pm

    There is no better way to honor veterans than to appear on SNL with Seth Meyers after accepting a free motorcade to the first class terminal, provided by the jarhead grunts who were likely stuk in Irak.

    Besides, decorated war veteran Brian Williams is on the board of the Congressional Medal of Honor Society. So if you question him you’re unpatriotic. Or something.

  287. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2015 6:09 pm

    So far his strongest supporters are Geraldo and Dan Rather.

  288. Comment by pendejogrande on February 8, 2015 6:10 pm

    This whole story reminds me of the time that LBJ received the Silver Star directly from MacArthur for making one (1) bombing run over a Jap entrenchment in which the plane got shot up by zeros on the way home. The regular grunts who made that flight regularly didn’t get jackshit. Dougie new that LBJ was a sitting congressman and played politics. LBJ claimed war-hero status all the way to the White House. There was no tittyweb jenkins in those days.

  289. Comment by xbradtc on February 8, 2015 6:10 pm

    Dammit. SpaceX scrubbed for today.

  290. Comment by scott on February 8, 2015 6:11 pm

    That says a lot.

  291. Comment by George Orwell on February 8, 2015 6:12 pm

    So Soopermexican found audio of decorated war hero, and holder of the Victoria Cross, Major General Brian Williams stating he has part of the helicopter that crashed in the bin Laden raid. I don’t see the controversy. Isn’t the real news how he put the bullet in bin Laden’s brain while B. Hussein Obama held him down?

  292. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2015 6:13 pm

    Does anyone else just “favorite” Wiserbud’s tweets without retweeting them now?

  293. Comment by George Orwell on February 8, 2015 6:14 pm

    I saw Tittyweb Jenkins open for Slipknot with Brian Williams playing lead guitar in 1992.

  294. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2015 6:14 pm

    PG, that story has been coming up a lot lately. I had never heard it before last week.

  295. Comment by George Orwell on February 8, 2015 6:14 pm

    I remember when Brian Williams favorited Wiserbud’s tweets and even retweeted them to Jesse Ventura.

  296. Comment by ChrisP on February 8, 2015 6:21 pm

    Anybody got a Samsung “Smart TV” with Voice Recognition?

    Be careful what you say around the TV…

    Today In Creepy Privacy Policies, Samsung’s Eavesdropping TV

  297. Comment by George Orwell on February 8, 2015 6:22 pm

    Brian Williams is only in hiding because he doesn’t want to be grilled about what happened in the passenger seat of Bruce Jenner’s Escalade yesterday. It’s burned into his memory.

  298. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2015 6:24 pm

    >>>>>Does anyone else just “favorite” Wiserbud’s tweets without retweeting them now?

    Burning hatred……

  299. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2015 6:26 pm

    >>>>So far his strongest supporters are Geraldo and Dan Rather.

    And Meghan Kelly.

  300. Comment by Hotspur on February 8, 2015 6:27 pm

    We’re holed up in the ghetto bar. Bombs are exploding everywhere. My femoral artery is nicked, but corpsemen are on their way. I made the mistake of looking out the front door. Stared right down the barrel of an M1A1.

  301. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2015 6:31 pm

    Oh yeah, I forgot Meghan.

  302. Comment by George Orwell on February 8, 2015 6:31 pm

    Bombs are exploding everywhere. My femoral artery is nicked, but corpsemen are on their way. I made the mistake of looking out the front door. Stared right down the barrel of an M1A1.

    Typical day at 30 Rock.

  303. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2015 6:33 pm

    So, Hotspur is the next anchor for NBC?

  304. Comment by Hotspur on February 8, 2015 6:36 pm

    Anchor’s aweigh, baby.

  305. Comment by osoloco11 on February 8, 2015 6:37 pm

    ISWYDT

  306. Comment by wiserbud on February 8, 2015 6:42 pm

    Yannow, I really couldn’t care less about Bruce Jenner, but I had kind of hoped this “changing sex” story was just tabloid BS.

    But I just saw the story on the cover of People mag in the grocery store.

    Sorry to hear Bruce has gone off the deep end.

    Guess living with the Kardsasians will do that to a guy.

  307. Comment by George Orwell on February 8, 2015 6:45 pm

    I have only one question for Bruce Jenner, and it involves bullwhips.

  308. Comment by George Orwell on February 8, 2015 6:48 pm

    Those ghouls in the right wing media. Now they are publishing pictures of Brian Williams’s own neighborhood.

    http://bit.ly/1CJhZzU

  309. Comment by George Orwell on February 8, 2015 6:50 pm

    Brian Williams is turning down a chance to have another chat with David Letterman about his helicopter experience.

    The NBC Nightly News anchor has canceled his planned Thursday appearance on the Late Show as he deals with fallout surrounding his story, The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed.

    He was unexpectedly called away to save Sandra Bullock from a doomed space station.

  310. Comment by Sean M. on February 8, 2015 6:51 pm

    Pew noat

    Change

  311. Comment by George Orwell on February 8, 2015 6:52 pm

    I almost want to activate the twitter account I never use just to harass wiserbud. Almost.


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